All language subtitles for The Genie From Down Under s01e13 Its Still Magic

I've served a lot of masters throughout
history.

Now I want to go back home where I can
be free.

Then you come along with the opal in
your hand.

Now your every wish is my command.

Genie, genie, from down under, make my
wish come true.

Dream on.

Teeny, teeny, from down under.

I wish you'd do what I want you to.

Ah, yeah, all right.

Teeny, from down under.

Dad, we're free!

Mossy, I'm just not proud to have had
you here.

Whatever you say, my lady.

Well, I've lost all faith in human
nature.

Everyone's so inconsiderate and
untrustworthy and selfish and greedy.

Ever since Conrad stole my magic opal,
my eyes have been opened to the darker

side of human nature.

Luckily for me, I don't think Conrad
realises yet that the opal is magic, so

there's still a chance.

You know what I think? I think this
opal's magic.

Magic? Oh, don't be ridiculous.

And I reckon Baz and Bruce are genies.
Genies?

That's totally ridiculous.

Gee,

I wish I had a new pair of juke floats.

Now, they are ridiculous.

I like them. Would you like to do them?

That's the most sensitive person I've
ever met in my entire life.

I think if we don't get out of here
soon, we're going to be stuck here for a

long time.

We've got to get him up to that cave and
into the open.

Right. First, we'll lull him into a
false sense of security.

Okay.

If people know the crocodile, I know
he's a real taste of the outback.

That's why we're booked out for the next
six years.

Oh, no.

We were really looking forward to
getting out there with you.

I know.

I can tell.

I'll tell you what.

Come inside. I might just be able to
squeeze you into the next trip.

Crap.

I'd have to have the cash up front,
though.

This is Trish. You'll be able to tell an
experience to suit your personal needs.

I'll just be at the back.

What can you tell us about the deluxe
package?

Oh, well, what that means is you get to
sit behind the driver.

Good.

Guitar. Two gecko blasts.

Another TV.

Had enough. Three TVs.

Conrad! I thought we'd been through the
shoplifter today.

I didn't nick any of it. It's all mine.

Where did you get the opal from?

What opal? The opal in your pocket.

Oh, yeah. Great news, Otto. I got the
von Meister opal back.

See?

Let's have a look.

Sure you want one. I mean, see one opal
cinema.

It's 1864.

Our family has longed for this day.

And now the day...

There's 1 ,000 being restored to us. I
was going to show you, I promise. We're

going to tell him that the opal's magic.

What? What's magic?

It's a magic opal. You make a wish and
Bruce will make it come true.

Magic. Oh, yeah, magic, yeah, cute.

I wish I had 10 grand in my pocket right
now. I can do that.

We don't do showers.

A crocodile only looks at wet. It's not
a dirty wet. Shut up.

Shut up. We're all booked out. Your
smile means a lot to us. What? Bye -bye.

you later.

This isn't good for the showers.

See you later. All the very best and a
lovely life.

Bye -bye now.

Here, Chris. Here's a hundred bucks.
Take the day off.

It's real good.

Chris, hey, come here.

You're taking a little bit of work to
do.

Oh, the chains are out of here.

to be so mean to me.

I'd wish for a million pounds and I'd
get a lorry load of sugar.

You don't have the knack, kid.

People's skills.

So important in today's society.

Polite. The ability to listen. Do you
see us, Richard Cain? I wish you'd shut

up.

Papal opals? Yes.

I wish we could be right.

You know what's so special about this
cave is you can wish yourself inside the

opal. It's the only place in the world
where you can actually get inside the

opal.

Hey, yeah.

I'm Jack of this.

You don't ask me a lot.

Some of Miss Mossard's shepherd pie.

Yes, yes.

Wish we were there right now.

Howdy -doody, Doc.

Everything's looking beautiful.

Thank you. All right, can we dig all
this up and put it in a pool and spa

complex? Yeah.

What are you talking about?

Oh, there's been a change of ownership.

You're putting us out of house and home.

And you want me to give you some of my
shepherd's pie?

Yeah, I wish you would.

I'm sorry I won't be here to see the
acupuncturist, Lowry.

Yeah, you won't get to see the Dalek
Lily's bloom either.

That's my favourite flower.

Me too.

That's it. I'm going to send you all
back to where you come from. It's been

knowing you, Penn.

Darling. Lily.

The bridge has collapsed, your ladyship.

You've already taken the loan. To pay
off the loan, you took out to pay off

second mortgage.

Town's wall was burned down,
incidentally. How much insurance? You're

insured, Your Ladyship. The wiring is
folded.

Oh.

Oh, dear.

What am I going to do, Martha?

There's always Lord Accrington Smythe,
the richest man in Wiltshire.

For you could borrow from him.

Lord Accrington Smythe, my lady.

Bubble. Diana.

So good to see you. The truth is
entirely mine, Diana. I don't know what

I'm absolutely speechless.

Well, I... For a long time, I've denied
my love for you, denied it to myself.

But then I workshopped my love as my
support group, gentlemen who wish to be

gentlemen. And I came to realize that
you are the only person who can give

meaning to my life, my substance, my
very core.

I now understand why we didn't get
married. I understand what went wrong.

It was my money. My money got in the
way.

That's why I want to put a new
proposition to you, Diana.

Marry me, and I give you my solemn vow.
I will not give you any of my money.

Isn't it brilliant?

I can see you're absolutely stunned.

Actually, I'm worried about Penelope.

I can't afford to send her to High Dean
anymore.

Oh, no. She's frightened she'll lose her
close friends like Marcia and Sophie.

She's been together with them since
primary school.

The fees are crippling.

Diana, you don't have to worry about a
thing.

There's absolutely nothing to worry
about.

You see, if they're her real friends,
they'll stick by her.

We heard the dreadful news.

What are you going to do?

I suppose I'll go to a cheaper school.

Oh,

you are so brave.

We'll always be your best friend.

Thank you.

People can be so beastly, can't they? So
insincere. I know. It just makes me so

angry.

Look at the time we must add.

Oh, yes. I almost forgot.

You know that party I'm having on
Saturday?

Well, it's really only for hiding,
girls.

Thanks. Doing something on Saturday.

Oh, that's all right, then.

Always good to see you. Bye.

Bye, Melody.

What do you think of this one, Uncle?

Nah, I liked it better before.

Yeah, it's got clout.

I've been backing winners all day. I'm
getting bored.

G'day, Ken.

G'day, Ken.

How's it going?

Thought we'd bring you over from England
and rub your face in it a bit, huh?

It's all been go, go, go since you left,
haven't we?

I'm all whisked out.

How's your mum?

Lovely, mate. It's a tell -tale story.

Hey, Otto.

Want to buy a mansion?

Nah, can't be bothered.

All my wishes have come true and I'm
bored.

The extent of your wishes is but a
reflection of your fertile imagination.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's right, Bruce.

Basically, all I need is a billion bucks
and some women to love and adore me.

Money's in the bank and the women are on
their way.

Come on, cough it up, eh?

Come on. There you go.

I want to be rich and famous, you know,
like a superstar.

Your fame is spreading as we speak. Oh,
beauty.

Well, better send you back to England
now, Penn.

Ta -da. I wish that you would. Why don't
you keep me here as a junior

consultant?

These chaps can be very tricky in there.
Hey, who's driving you on? We don't

need any consultants.

Exactly. So see you, Penn. What happens
when you give the open to a junior?

Give him the opal. See what happens.

No telling all our secrets.

Come here, Bert.

Here you go, Bert.

A genie can't hold his own opal.

That's just one of the things I happen
to know.

Yoo -hoo, Otto!

Jess,

good to see you, Otto. I've really
missed you.

Me too.

Oh, hi, Conrad. I've just been reading
all about you. You're so famous now.

Can I go to her?

We've organised a tour of the depot to
look at the wildflowers and I'm

if you'd like to guide us.

Siren, man.

I'm not in the tail business anymore,
but doing this yark so nicely.

Your own pleasure.

Him. Him.

It's all with him.

I've been looking everywhere for you.
What are you doing?

Hello, Baz, Bruce.

Funny. I just had this strange deja vu
feeling.

Something to do with some darling
willing.

Leadership is selling everything.

It's you, isn't it?

Yeah. Can I have your autograph on my
arm, please?

Just behind it with love for Mr. Smelly.

What do you mean, Smelly?

That's why you're...

You don't actually live anywhere.

That's why there's plenty of room for
you.

Hey, don't worry. You've still got a
roof over your head.

I really like this open, uncluttered
feeling. It's very Japanese. I've sold

building, too.

Oh, that's a very open feeling.

That's a very open plan.

Real?

Conrad, lovely to see you again. Bye.

Mark Gallagher from the Triangle.
Listen, got a bit of a question.

Got to ask you about this love triangle
going on. Oh, we're just friends, you

know. We just met.

You need a bit of a quote. Maybe you can
give us a bit of a quote.

Wait a minute.

Something to get our noses around. No, I
don't want a biography.

What do you mean that's why it's an
awesome role?

It's called what?

The smell of fame. I'm going to steal
them all.

Ladies, what was the smell of fame?

Listen, mate, we're running a bit of an
issue. Listen, something about the film.

It's not the end of the world.

I've still got Penelope and I've got...

Whatever happens,

I want you to know I'll always be here
for you.

I don't know about this phone caper.

What are we doing here?

You said you wanted to come back to
Australia.

This is Australia.

Yeah, but I didn't... This would be a
good chance to get inside the opal.

Not many people have been inside there.

You'd be really famous.

This is a trick, isn't it?

What do you reckon?

I think we should give it a go.

All right.

I wish we could have a look inside the
opal.

What's going on here?

This is the only place in the world
where we can hold the opal. We leveled

with a fake sense of insecurity.

You tricked me.

I'd love to take Mummy in Townsville,
but maybe someone else will. We've only

got one wish, and we are going to be
free!

What about Mummy in Townsville?

You don't have to move out yet, young
lady, sure?

Oh, you won't have me to, Monty.

There's no place for me anymore.

And I'll be as runaway.

People keep daring, but I've lost
everything.

For more than 5 ,000 years, I've been a
slave.

I can't stand the thought of my son
having to carry that burden for another

,000 years.

Typical self -centred and greedy. Like
everyone, only thinking of himself.

Yeah. Why don't you think about me for a
change? I mean, one minute Otto and I

got the opal, the next minute we
haven't. I mean, that's pretty

if we can't cope?

I think Otto's in trouble.

Oh, no, the trauma is too much.

The bus has bogged him to death. Not the
bus.

The water.

Trish and the women.

They're showering him in killing.

Oh, poor Otto.

Well, women will like it.

You see, I've been a slave to stupidity,
vanity and greed all my life. This is

the one chance we've got to be free.

And we're going to take it.

By the power invested in me as a chief.
So you're just going to leave everyone

stranded, including poor mummy?

Once we are free, we will do everything
humanly possible to help your mother.

Her mother?

What about Penn and me being stuck in
this lump of posy gemstone? What about

Otto? What about the women?

What about the trauma?

I know you want to be free, but what if
humanly possible isn't enough to say

something? What then?

I used to be married to someone named
Diana.

That was before the, uh, winter
disaster.

I, I used to live in a big mansion.

Um, I don't, I don't think I, I, I
touched, disappeared from my life.

Right. Right, I know what you mean.

Stables. Hi.

Darling. Mummy never hurt anyone.

Neither did Otto.

Not that many people, but he loves his
bus.

It's never hurt anyone either.

I'm doing this for you and me.

Selfish and greedy, like everyone.

You're right, son.

I'll make a deal.

You want to save your mother, and you
want to help Otto.

I'll give you one wish each, but neither
of you get to be my master.

Who will be the master? Is it a deal or
not?

It's all right.

They're after me. Those women, they all
adore me. I don't want to be adored

anymore. They all love me.

Come on, you useless tub of lard. Don't
worry. Everything's back to normal. They

all think you're a total scumbucket.

Really?

Really?

You ugly patch of no -oven.

Ugly?

Here you go, Pen.

Penelope?

You'd run away.

We

want

you to have this.

It's very lucky.

You've got the Oval in your hands and
every wish is our command.

Mummy

got

Townsville back and paid off all the
debts and Bubbles has joined the

who aren't sure about anything support
group.

Everything's back to normal, really.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. My stomach thinks
my throat's been cut.

We're living in England, and we're
living in Australia.

No, thanks, Moss.

Cheers, Penn. Love your work.

Love your work, too. Thanks, Moss.

Perhaps everyone isn't always selfish
and greedy.

Anyway, Mummy now has the opal.

But, luckily for me, I don't think she
fully realises that it's magic.

I think you're right, Penn.

What do you mean?

I wish you would.

That could have been a coincidence.

Yeah, but it's still magic.

I'm the genie, you're the master. That's
right. I'm the master, you're my genie.

You belong to me. Yes.

I've served a lot of masters throughout
history.

Now I want to go back home where I can
be free.

Then you come along with the opal in
your hand.

Now your every wish is my command.
That's right.

Genie, genie, from down on.

Make my wish come true.

Dream on.

I wish you'd do what I want you to.

Oh, yeah, all right.