All language subtitles for The Genie From Down Under s01e07 The Eternal Quadrangle.eng

I've served a lot of masters throughout
history.

Now I want to go back home where I can
be free.

Then you come along with the opal in
your hand.

Now your every wish is my command.
That's right.

Genie, genie from down under.

Make my wish come true.

Dream on.

I wish you'd do what I want you to.

Ah, yeah, all right.

Dad,

we're free!

All right, Diana, just give it an
almighty whack.

Reckon I'll just give it a bit of a
nudge.

Mummy's got my magic over and she won't
give it back.

I've begged and pleaded, but all to no
avail.

Luckily, Bruce and Baz haven't told
Mummy that her every wish is their

Bruce says he's waiting for the right
moment, as if he was going to propose to

her. They've been getting much too, you
know, together lately.

I have to do something before Mummy gets
hurt.

I'm only thinking of her.

If she finds out Bruce is a genie, he'll
make all her dreams come true. And

then, well, it sickens me just to think
about it.

I'm not very good at this sort of thing.

You just do your best, Master, and I'll
do the rest.

Good shot, Master.

Continue.

Diana, I've been thinking of taking a
holiday. I've got a small place down on

the Isle of Wines.

Good shot, Marston.

What about Positano, Saint -Tropez or
Disneyland?

Australia's very nice this time of year.

You've got to be joking.

Exactly.

Marston, you're a regular Minnesota fan.

I beg your pardon?

Oh, no, he was a character in a film.

He wasn't called fast because he was
back. For heat, dust and flies, snakes

sharks. And the ozone layer has a hole
in it.

Oh, Mothman.

Bad luck. We were going so well, too.

Your shot, Diana.

Oh, well.

What do you think, Bruce?

I wish I could clear the table with just
one shot.

There shouldn't be too much problem.
Good luck, Diana.

I hope you don't mind my saying so, but
I don't think snooker is really your

game.

Good shot.

So, are you going away for a holiday?

I wouldn't mind.

Where do you think we should go, Baz?
The land of no worries.

That sounds delightful.

Don't you wish you were there right now?
Oh, rather.

That'd be fabulous.

Oh, Mummy.

Anywhere but Australia.

Even the Isle of Wight.

Don't you wish we were there right now?

Look at that flowering cactus, darling.

Isn't it amazing?

Only flowers once in a blue moon.

Must have known you were coming.

You ladies, you are succulent with red
and white. Know as well, are you? I want

you to stay away from my mother.

I can't do that, Pam. She's the boss and
her every wish is my command.

You haven't even told her. You're a
genie.

I'll tell her. You don't want Mummy to
know because you're in love with her.

In love with your mother?

Where'd you get an idea like that?

Is that why you keep talking to her in
your sleep, Dad?

No, no, of course not, son. That's...
Well, that's something else. But I don't

want you to be in love with Mummy.

If I were in love with your mother, and
I'm not saying that I am, well, there's

nothing you could do, because love has a
mind of its own.

I have a mind of my own.

You don't have the opal.

Isn't this exciting, darling?

I'm going to change into my gardening
clothes.

Good for you, Mummy.

What do you think, darling?

You look marvellous, Mummy.

So you stole the opal from your poor
loving mother.

And who stole it off me in the first
place?

Now, we can't go back to England
straight away because Mummy's bonding

earth and Conrad will soon be arriving.

However, your love for Mummy has to stop
right now.

I told you, mate, I can't do that. It's
like when he talks in his sleeping...

Keep playing, son. Well, if you won't
fall out of love with Mummy, then Mummy

will have to fall in love with someone
else.

I'll be sensible.

Don't do it, mate. You be sensible
first. Stop this mad infatuation.

You can't do that, Penny.

Infatuation just sort of happens.

Well, then, I'll have to find a new love
for my mother.

Now, I think I'll go and get changed for
Conrad.

My staff said that I would go to the
desert and that I'd find love there.

Isn't that amazing? Look at the queue I
have in the desert.

Next thing you know, you'll fall in
love.

Don't say that.

If you think it's going to happen, it
won't happen.

Mate, Outback Matchmaking Club, what a
pack of losers.

What were you thinking when you
organised this tour auto?

Money, love, marriage.

Inheritance, that's it. You inherited a
buttload of misfits. It's perfect.

A bit of the old wine and dine.

I'd pop Diana the question.

And I know you're uncultured for those
hours, but I'm married.

Yeah, too bad Dinah thinks you're a
scumbag. Ha, ha, mere detail.

I reckon it's time for Crocodile and I
to wield some of that old photo magic.

Ha, ha, ha.

Pass me the pickled onion, will ya?

at least some of that old Otto magic,
Romeo.

There she is.

She's just playing hard to get.

You wouldn't.

I know, I shouldn't.

But she's your mum.

It's up to you, Bruce.

If you're sensible, it doesn't have to
happen.

I told you, Pen, I can't change the way
I feel.

Then I wish for Mummy and Otto to fall
in passionate, totally romantic love.

Mr Leicester is a walking contamination.

You shake his hand, you feel diseased.

A bit more tragic than magic, eh? He
looks at you, you need a bath.

Repulsive doesn't really do him justice.

Die. Putrid.

Repellent. Oh, Otto.

Die. I've hungered for your touch.

Naughty. That's the word I'm looking.

You wanted it romantic.

I wish it were more normal.

Soft, fuzzy.

Normal love.

I wish it were just plain old -fashioned
love.

All right.

I want them to love each other the way
you love Mummy.

And that's a wish.

You'll be sorry.

It's very... Nauseating.

That's definitely the word.

Magic. What did I tell you?

Love is in the air.

I think I feel a bit weak.

You are staked owing to a hungry man.

I love you.

Looks like Mum is not interested in you
anymore.

Why don't you be sensible and give up?

My heart won't let me surrender, even
though my stomach's not taking it too

well. Well, perhaps we need to distract
your heart.

I see two ladies, and I wish they'd both
fall in love with you.

G'day, mate.

How's it going?

No, it's going all right.

What you been up to?

Nothing much.

Fancy a stroll a bit later on?

Oh, yeah?

Be all right?

See you later then, eh?

Yeah.

That'd be good.

How romantic.

Is that love Aussie style?

Nah. We're just shooting the breeze.

I think love should be a bit more
poetic.

Isn't life great, Conrad?

In fact, I wish you'd bring out the
romantic poet in Conrad.

I'm only a genie. You'd need a surgeon
to do that.

How's it going, Pen?

It's good to see you again.

I thought you'd never ask.

Our love we will enhance if we pair up
for this dance.

Isn't it?

Bye. The people like a bit of bit now
and then.

Looks like they're vacuum packed.

Twice as much weight.

Look, Ben, I reckon she could be half
enough.

Are you suggesting that I give in?

Don't be ridiculous.

I'm having far too much fun.

Mind if I cut in?

Looked like you're in trouble now,
Brute. What do you mean?

Well, I'm sure Mossy and Trish don't
want to share the same man.

They'll have to make a decision.

Well, really, I'm quite happy having a
part like that.

Be a bit too... What's the word? Icky.

Yes. Be too icky if he was around all
the time.

I feel exactly the same way.

Time has come, my love is waiting. My
heart's the hook that you have baited.

Top sentence. My favourite.

Pin, you have to change your wish.

They're going to get married.

Who's the lucky woman?

Mossy or Trish?

We've got an announcement to make.

We wanted you to be the first to know.

I want you to call me Dad.

See?

She's speechless.

That's how thrilled she is.

Don't forget there's nothing wrong with
a long engagement, Tan, or weddings.

No, Murphy.

We're going to tie the knot next week.

Oh, love won't work.

New five marriages wouldn't be enough to
keep an old devil like you down. Well,

mate, you know, once that old auto magic
starts pumping, you can't hold her

back. Oh, queen.

Aren't you going to pop around and give
your new dad a kiss?

Go on, doll. Plant one on me.

I think I'll wait till the day of the
wedding.

All right, darling.

Mummy, are you sure about this?

Oh, darling.

I've never been so sure about anything
in my whole life.

Otto and I are going to be together
forever.

Yeah. We're going to have lots of
children.

And as soon as we come back from the
honeymoon, we're going to start the

renovations.

Yeah.

I'm just feeling a little bit
overexcited, I suppose. My little pedal.

Lover, come back.

Ain't love grand?

Yes.

I cannot wait another second. Tell me
what you reckon.

Do you agree our love is blissful?

Is it not obvious in every kiss? Not
now, Conrad.

But I love you night and day. Please,
Penn, don't push me away.

Away? Right now, I wish on the other
side of the world.

I can do that.

Otto!

Have you seen Otto anywhere?

The last time I saw him, he was right
here.

Yes, I thought you two were stapled
together.

Otto!

You have to do something. This is all
getting out of control.

Tell your father to be sensible.

You made the wishes. You were the one
that fell in love with my mother when

weren't supposed to.

Who was he?

I hope he's all right.

What if something dreadful has happened
to him?

Otto!

Well, you might as well sleep away and
forget all about it, all right?

If you don't do that.

Look, I've baked a shepherd's pie.

It's my specialty.

Oh, Bruce,

what am I going to do?

Otto?

What are you doing, Mr. Meister?

What?

I just, er... I just needed some
personal space.

I've started to feel hemmed in.

It's all getting a bit... Icky.

Otto!

Dad.

What am I going to do?

I can't live without my Otto.

All right, I'll be back as soon as I put
proper on the table.

He's in the bus, Dad. I've got to find
Otto.

It's not that I don't love her, because
I do.

I'm going to mention her and me in a few
little battles.

Just when she started talking about
renovations, something just went clunk.

I'm going to spend like that with all my
other wives.

You get married, everything's going
great.

Then they start talking about
renovations.

I don't know how to tell you this,
Diana, but Otto is a dog.

It's not the first time he's run off and
left a broken heart behind.

Otto wouldn't do that to me.

It only fears the dog.

What a cute little Labrador.

Lovely little Gatsby.

Enjoy your youth, Ben.

What's the renovation?

You go and tell Pen that we've got a
broken man here before us. And I wish

have some pity on him.

Dad seems to tell you that Otto is a
broken man. He can't do the renovation.

Pity you.

There, there, my lady.

Well, I just wish we had some more
chocolate.

Chocolate is to go.

A

crocodile.

I can't take your call at the moment.
Just leave a message after the tip.

Please pass on this message from me to
my darling Penelope.

Now that we are two apart, coldness
fills my aching heart.

Burst these renovations.

Then redecorate them. And then you're
going to get all new appliances.

We ought to start with the R word.

What about him, mate?

You've got two women chasing after you.

You're going to have to make your mind
up soon.

I know.

I like them both, but...

Not in that special way.

So you're not ready to do the
renovations yet?

Not ready for that sort of commitment?

Nah.

What have I been thinking about?

How can I turn my back on the love?

And sharing.

The sense of belonging.

And the richness of the family.

Jewel.

Opal.

Mate, I'm going through with it, despite
the renovations.

I'm going to get down to me bended knee
and I'm going to beg her to take me

back. Dad!

Son, tell Penelope the marriage is back
on.

And now he reckons he doesn't want to
have anything to do with either of us.

I baked my special shepherd's pie for
him. I thought it was his favourite.

I thought it was the wind beneath my
wings.

And I've run out of pot.

Men. The world would be a better place
without them.

If there were no men, there'd be no
wars.

And no divorce.

And no more cricket.

Wouldn't that be a blessing?

Men are lower than the life on a scurvy
dog's back.

I wouldn't spit on a man if he was on
fire.

If a man was starving and dying of
thirst right here, right now, I'd laugh

his face.

It's the love of my life.

I knew he'd come back.

Rise up out of the sea with seven heads
and ten horns.

Otto!

Otto, my darling!

Otto!

I was a fool. And I want you to know
that I won't live a few

measly renovations.

Stand between you and me and the
opportunity to achieve everlasting

Oh, my love.

I want to be with you forever.

I want your name. I want to have your
children.

We've got a minister here who's ready
and willing.

What do you say? Is this a great day for
a wedding or what?

Yes!

Tell them what's what.

Bloodies and germs.

It is a pleasure to meet you all.

Anyway, here's looking up your old
address, eh?

into which holy estate these two persons
present come now to be joined.

Therefore, if any man can show any just
cause why they may not lawfully be

joined together, let him now speak, or
else hereafter forever hold his peace.

Yeah, I object.

Oh, object. What are you objecting to?

What's going on? It's just too icky.

lovers and Nikki.

I wish everything was back to normal.

Nothing's going to spoil this magical
day for us.

Hey!

Don't worry about it, Baz.

We still want to get rich, don't we,
darling?

Darling? I'm sorry, I feel a bit
nauseous.

Come here, my lady.

That's sort of really strange.

Looks like that old Otto magic's working
a treat, eh?

Doddy?

Diddums?

Sorry that love didn't come your way.

But, dear, we had some really good
times.

Didn't we?

Eh? From now on, I'm going to mind my
own business.

There are just some things that people
have to work out for themselves.

But sometimes I wish that... I'd love
to.

There are exceptions, though, but I've
definitely learned my lesson.

I don't know how Mummy's going to cope,
but from now on, she's just going to

have to take care of her own affairs.

I'm the genie, you're the master. That's
right.

I'm the master, you're my genie. You
belong to me. Yes.

I've served a lot of masters throughout
history.

Now I want to go back home where I can
be free. Then you come along with

the opal in your hand.

Now your every wish is my command.
That's right.

Genie, genie from down under.

Make my wish come true.

Dream on.

Genie, genie.

From down under.

I wish you'd do what I want you to.

Oh, yeah, all right.

TV from down under.

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