All language subtitles for The Genie From Down Under s01e06 Larceny

I've served a lot of masters throughout
history.

Now I want to go back home where I can
be free.

Then you come along with the opal in
your hand. Now your every wish is

my command. That's right.

Genie, genie from down under.

Make my wish come true.

Dream on.

Genie, genie, from down under.

I wish you'd do what I want you to.

Oh, yeah, all right.

Genie, genie, from down under.

Dad, we're free!

Hey, Bubble, chewy on your mallet?

Oh, come on, Conrad, fair's fair.

Set it up. Right.

One,

two, three, four. Who do we marry for
Diana?

Diana. Diana.

Hey,

champion of the world.

All right, Otto, your turn.

As you can see, Conrad's trying to lead
his way back into my good books.

Of course it's not working. I just like
to see him crawl.

What I'm really concerned about is my
genie.

It's just not easy being a master these
days, especially when one has a genie

like Bruce.

He's always twisting my wishes and
disobeying me.

That's why he's being punished.

I've got him doing manual labour,
manicuring the lawn.

Only three acres to go.

I hope we're learning our lesson, Bruce.

Being a master is such a dreadful
responsibility.

Pull up!

I think you need to refine your
downstroke, little old chap. Run along

there like a good boy, will you, please?

Moss up, little old chap.

You're short, darling.

Five,

six, seven, eight, hit the ball through
the gate. Go, Penn!

You know, you've got a great little set
-up here, Di.

It wouldn't take a lot of effort to turn
this into a veritable tourism mecca.

You really think so?

I know so.

They came where I come from. They call
me Crocodolido.

King of tourism.

Someone's got a tourism problem, they
just call... Call the croc.

Spot on, Didi.

You know, I've been thinking of
branching out.

Like Kanga.

Roo. Roo Murdoch.

What do you think of the idea of...

Crocodile on Eyes, English Outback
Experience.

I think it has a certain... I think the
idea speaks for itself, really.

Don't worry, darling.

Just give it your best shot.

It doesn't matter.

It's only a game.

Remember, winning isn't everything. It's
how you play the game that counts.

Oh, she'd just make a wish we could have
this chimney clean in a second, but no,

we have to do things the hard way, the
human way. Watch out!

I think we got it, Dad.

I think you're right.

How's the manual labour coming along?

Great, Pennell, and this big, stabbing
clump of soot up there, but we got it.

We feel really good about it, too.

I think it's cool.

Job satisfaction.

I'm so glad to hear that, because
there's so much work to be done around

Blocked sewerage pipes, painting,
mucking out the stable, spreading manure

the lawn, 16 fireplaces, the list just
goes on and on.

Of course, if you promise not to play
any more dirty double -crossing, low

conniving tricks on me, we could resume
a normal working relationship without

the manual labour.

What if we ease up on the dirty double
-crossing, but...

Keep a few low -down conniving treats.

It's all or nothing. Take it or leave
it.

I'm sorry, Pet.

A genie's got to do what a genie's got
to do.

I've got to think about Baz and the
future.

It's a difficult decision, but I'm
afraid we can't make any promises we

able to keep.

Oh, well.

Then I wish for you to clean up this
mess.

With a toothbrush.

Attila the Hun was a better martyr than
her.

The Roman slave boats were like a
pleasant canoe trip compared to this.

She makes Genghis Khan look like a
kindergarten teacher.

Yeah.

We've got to get back to Australia so we
can be free.

Somehow we've got to get the opal off
Penelope.

How are we going to do that, Dad? We
can't even hold it.

We've got to get someone to carry it for
us.

We can't afford to stay here any longer.
We've run out of money, but we are not

going back till we get one Meister Opal.

It's a matter of honour.

Once we get that Opal, I'm really going
to enjoy making that stuck -up, snooty,

toffing -nose, pompous, pommy princess
suffer.

Don't you like Penelope?

Penelope who?

The Penelope with the Opal? What Opal?
The Opal that belonged to your family.

Oh, that Opal. If you had the Opal, what
would you do with it?

I've always wanted to open up a little
museum where everybody could come and

take a squiz at the opal.

Wouldn't matter what colour or creed,
they'd all have the chance to come and

check out the opal. And all the money
we'd earn, we'd give to charity. We want

to free those children because our
future's in their hands.

How are we going to get the opal off the
balcony?

Yeah, right, that opal's welded to her
neck. She never takes it off. If we

get the opal, would you, um...

Take it back to Australia?

Oh, mate, that is the very first thing
we do.

Exactly.

Get a worker for charity as soon as
possible and let's free those children.

I like where you're coming from.

And I feel that I can trust you. Yeah.
Now, we want to get that opal back to

Australia too, but the problem is we
can't touch it.

We're allergic to opals.

Oh, gee.

Yeah, it's a tragic thing.

Never mind.

Not to worry. We can hold it for you.

Won't harm us a bit, eh?

So how do we get it off Princess
Penelope?

That's a long shot.

It's not going to be easy.

But if we stick together... Yeah?

I think we can pull it off.

Now, you know what we have to do?

Yeah, Dad. We have to take a chance and
make a break for freedom.

We're a bit busy at the moment, mate.
Yeah, we have to paint someone.

Actually, I was hoping that we could
rather have a bit of a chat, sort of

to chap, so to speak, about women.

We're flat out at the moment, mate. Yes,
I can see. I'll try and be quick. I

don't know whether you've noticed, but
I'm still carrying a bit of a torch for

Lady Diana, but she doesn't seem to
notice me. Maybe she'll carry a neon

instead of a torch.

The thing is, I was thinking of buying
her an opal as a sort of token of my

affection. Well, you can't go wrong with
an opal. Yes, but I've heard that they

bring bad luck, and I certainly wouldn't
want any more of that.

Now, if you're going to get tourists
coming here, you're going to have to

thinking activities.

You're going to have to get them here,
and then you're going to have to keep

them here so you can bleed them dry.

You with me? Now I was thinking, maybe
it should be something like an onyx.

do you think about onyx? Is that kind
of... Semi -precious. Semi -precious?

yes, I think it should be. Now, I'm in
this garden bed and I'm thinking, rip it

up. Rip it up. Light any concrete, slap
on a bit of green paint and bring a mini

golf club.

Now, this glass house has had a stump.

Maybe a ruby or a sapphire or even an
emerald. Well, emerald. That can be a

little gold mine.

I want you to imagine in the far corner
over there a solar -heated sauna.

Then, of course, there's the... Keep up
the good work.

That's ready.

Now I need to take these clothes down to
the laundry before the paint dries. I

want that opal as well.

But I never take my opal off. Don't be
ridiculous. It's filthy. Give it to me

now. Oh.

Mossy, don't throw me too much or
I'll... Mossy, can I please have the

back? Look, my dear, just for once I
wish you'd do as I ask.

I want you clean as a whistle and pretty
as a picture.

What's the matter with everyone today?
We're just being polite.

What I wish.

You keep your hands to yourself and get
away now.

That's more like it.

Some people think I'm just a rich old
bore.

Oh, Bubbles, you're not that old.

Exactly. Here, your ladyship, you'd
better take this. You've got the opal in

your hand. Your every wish is our
command.

I don't know what gets into that girl,
but she gets so emotional about that

pendant. Oh, I do hope it's just a phase
she's going through. I rather thought

she'd been settling down a lot, would
be.

Mothers, darling, really, what's
happening?

As a single parent, don't you wish your
child was normal?

I wish that constantly.

No, look.

Diana, never be comfortable guiding.

No, she's a powerful figure. She's
someone. Oh, I say, why don't you hear

Don't be a fool in your pen, you
every... Milk!

Go, tea!

Where'd you come from?

Australia.

From one of the tours. How can I help
you?

Explain. I'm heading for the back door
downstairs.

I'll meet you there.

I'll be rich if you're on our wildest
dreams.

I can hardly wait.

Don't you wish we were in Australia
right now?

What?

Yeah, I'm on my way.

Good. I'll see you in a sec.

Stop. Keep the seat.

Sweetheart.

Give me back my opal.

I haven't got your opal. This is your
last warning.

That's not your opal.

It's a von Meister family, I...

My

ankles!

No,

you don't... You can run, but you can't
hide. Truth and justice are on our side.

Isn't that true, Fidelity?

Fidelity?

The thing about Australia... What are
you doing here?

Waiting to go back to Australia.

Bet you wish we were there right now.

Let's just concentrate on getting out of
here first.

We don't want any slip -ups.

Don't take any prisoners in my kitchen!

Oh, please don't, Robbie! Hand over that
opal, and I'll let you off my feet! Oh,

we should give you a chance to explain!
All right, you want a chance to explain

yourself? Big deal. We should just leave
you alone.

All right, then. I'll leave you alone
now, so you can have a good hard think

about yourself.

You need to take good look at yourself.
You're a disappointment to your family

and a disgrace to yourself.

There you go, mate. I bet you wish you
were back in Australia, eh? Wishing

get you anywhere. You've got to make
things happen. You know what I wish? I

you'd shut your mouth.

The best pie must he's ever baked.

now getting rid of this thing here let's
just go over that

once again we came down the corridor

let's

just go through that one more time
standing in the

Yeah, where'd you get that from then?
Torquay?

Australia.

Let me have a look.

You've got the opening. Shut up, will
you?

Tell you what, I'll just come right out
and give you my best offer

first up. I don't like to haggle, so
I'll give you £2 ,000.

What? Goodbye.

You've got the opal. I don't like to
haggle, but maybe I can stretch it to 10

,000. How does 50 ,000 sound to you,
mate? 50 ,000, you're joking.

We'll go live somewhere else, pal.

You're insulting our family, aren't I?
15, top offer.

20 ,000.

25 ,000.

Cash.

I'm going to regret this on home.

But if you're walking on thin ice, you
might as well dance.

All right, mate, you got yourself an
over.

Thanks, mate.

Coming? No. I wish he'd say something.

Something? I thought you wanted to get
back to Australia.

Things were different back then.

There's your half of the money, mate.
Keep it. Give it to a charity.

Friendly children.

What did he say? He said we could have
it. Let's go.

Fair enough. No worries. See you.

There's a lesson to be learned here,
son. If you're going to steal something,

don't get involved with thieves.

Mate, have you ever thought about taking
a trip to Australia?

No. I don't actually believe that travel
broadens the mind. I think it only

serves as a distraction from feeble
imagination.

I believe that the true journey lies
within and the external world is of

consequence.

Fair enough.

I was just interested in an abstract
point of view.

You know, I've often wished I were a
greengrocer, you know, selling peas and

carrots and aubergines.

Ladies would come in and buy my potatoes
and leeks.

Did you wish it just then?

Yeah, I suppose I did.

Don't you wish someone would walk in
here right now and buy that opal for a

special lady friend?

Yes, I do, as a matter of fact.

I don't know why I've come to a
greengrocer, but I'm looking for an opal

special lady friend.

I just happen to have one opal left.
I've also got some very nice aubergines

special.

Hey, mate.

Ever thought about taking a trip to
Australia?

Me? Go to the Antipodes?

Yeah, don't you wish you were there
right now?

Certainly not. No, it's all flies,
convicts, sharks and sheep dung. The

thought of it makes me feel absolutely
ill.

Fair enough. Just thought I'd ask.

That's right, I'll keep them coming.

Oh.

Great.

Oh.

Hang on.

Twenty -five grand.

And the family honour.

I bought you a small gift.

What do you think of that?

It's a knife.

Unlike those Australians, they lift
without tears.

Not even a tip. It ever seems.

Such a cutie.

I'm a girl then.

Go on. Treat yourself. Go on.

I wish we had the money right now.

It's a miracle.

Von Meister's Opel Experience.

£25 ,000.

What? Oh,

Mummy, you've got my Opel back.

Oh, no, Miss Penelope.

His Lordship has just given this Opel to
your mother as a token of his

affection. I bought it myself at a
greengrocer in the city.

But you can't have.

Can't you see it's my Opel?

It might look similar, Miss Penelope,
but that's no reason to forget about it.

It's my Opel, and I want it back.

I'll try to do better.

We've been thinking of putting a fauna
in the glasshouse.

I think that's a capital idea, Diana.

We could move on.

Good genies are so hard to find these
days that once you've found one, you

to hold on to them.

Even if it means having to watch your
manners.

Yes.

I'm the genie, you're the master. That's
right.

I'm the master, you're my genie. You
belong to me. Yes.

I've served a lot of masters throughout
history.

Now I want to go back home where I can
be free.

Then you come along with the opal in
your hand.

Now your every wish is my command.
That's right.

Teeny, teeny, from down under.

Make my wish come true.

Dream on.

Teeny, teeny, from down under.

I wish you'd do what I want you to.

Oh, yeah, all right. Teeny, from down
under.