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I've served a lot of masters throughout history.

Now I want to go back home where I can be free.

Then you come along with the opal in your hand.

Now your every wish is my command. That's right.

Genie, genie from down under.

Make my wish come true.

Dream on.

Teeny, teeny, from down under.

I wish you'd do what I want you to.

Ah, yeah, all right.

Teeny, from down under.

Dad, we're free!

I want to go home, to England, far

away from this place of heartache.

Yes, I have been hurt in love.

I thought he loved me.

But all he wanted was my magic opal.

How could a person toy with someone's emotions like that?

Anyway, I don't want to talk about it.

And we're not going back to England because Mummy's discovered a passion for

gardening.

I'm so happy, darling.

One day son won't be long. We are going to be free and human

You're supposed to paint the floor not yourself

I just made a wish. We'd have them fixed up in no time.

If we want to be human, we've got to learn how to do things their way.

Humans do everything so slowly.

But they get to really experience life.

They all forget to eat ice cream and chocolate.

Yeah, and then they die.

Yeah, that's part of it.

There's pleasure and pain.

Oh, my lady, this garden is going to look really beautiful.

Best of all, is falling in love.

That's another kind of magic altogether.

Son, we are going to break free of this slavery.

We are going to become martyrs of our own destiny.

Yeah, let's do it, Dad. I'm sick of being slaved.

What's our destiny?

Well, our destiny is the glorious future that awaits us.

But first... We've got to get Penelope to the cave where the opal was

found.

Then we've got to get her to wish herself inside the opal. And then,

can wish for our freedom.

Now, how are we going to get her to take the opal to the cave without rousing

her suspicions? Why don't you just ask her if she wants to go for a walk out to

the cave? No.

We're going to have to come up with a much more cunning plan than that.

What are you doing, Baz?

You've painted yourself into a corner.

Here's a girl with Conrad.

Conrad?

Oh,

that Conrad.

He's a thing of the past. I got home ages ago.

You know, he's been out there all morning spying on you. What?

Painting, then.

Crawling around in the dirt like some low -down weaseling maggot.

Good to see you're over him. Please.

I think I'd like to be alone.

Okay, mate.

We're out of here.

Oh, by the way, I wish my room was finished.

I think I'd like to be alone.

Do you want to come and see our special cave?

What cave is that?

Just a cave that we know about.

But you want to be alone, so we'll see you later.

Um, Bruce, what's so special about this cave?

Oh, it's behind this fantastic waterfall and there's this swimming pool and all

these fantastic Aboriginal paintings.

We've just got to get through dry blood desert and up to the plateau.

How far is the relative concept?

Don't worry, Penn. We'll be there soon.

Oh, sure.

Soon is the relative concept, too, isn't it?

I want that something big I can feel.

If the creep wasn't following us, then I could just wish us to the cave.

But that would just make him even more suspicious.

I can't get over it.

The way he hurt me.

The way he tore out my heart.

Don't mean I can pay him back.

Oh, you need a drink, Mike. You need a drink.

That's death.

No, don't.

I did it, Dad.

You certainly did.

Where are we?

Outside the opal.

Where's my opal?

You're inside it.

You can't bring the opal inside itself unless you're in the cave where it was

originally found.

We should go to the cave first.

So, if I don't have the opal, I can't make any wishes.

Don't tell me there's no door.

You're only stuck in here until someone holding the opal wishes you out.

What if no one finds the opal?

What if no one makes that wish?

I could be trapped in here forever.

I could grow old and maybe even die in here.

Well, there's one way of looking at it.

Don't worry, Ben. Dying's just a part of the great experience of being human.

Thank you, Baz.

I got confused.

Yeah, well, next time think before you open your mouth.

Don't worry, Dad. I'll think all the time from now on. Let's mention our

What plan?

Our secret plan.

We're going to become humans so we can eat ice cream and die.

Did I mention that the plan was a secret?

Oh.

Yes, of course I imagine the Oasis, but...

I definitely saw them disappear before I offered to buy them a tropical fruit

punch. Listen to me, Conrad. You're just sunstruck.

Get a grip on yourself. Pull yourself together.

And lay off the fruit punch.

Otto. I want you to breathe slowly.

In and out. In and out. Rhythmically.

Come on. Look. Just do it.

No one can hear you scream inside the opal.

I need a kitchen or a toilet.

Oh.

Oh.

Pretend I'm a little genius idiot that got us into this mess.

Why don't you need a kitchen or a toilet?

There's no food around here.

I think we've got a new master.

See you, Dad.

Come back here.

Of course I'm sure we've got it. Come and pick me up.

Give her up the opal in your hand here, if it wishes my command. Listen, Uncle,

don't worry.

Where'd you come from?

Listen, watch out for the tropical fruit punch. It's a killer.

What's going on?

Where'd Penelope go?

Oh, she went to the cave where the opal was found.

There's a whole mountain of opal up there.

She's right there now, isn't she? Full of opal?

Conrad, I'm on my way.

But once we get to the cave... Oh, she's so greedy. I bet she's there stuffing

her pockets full right now. If she gets more than me, I'll kill her.

Yeah, don't you wish we were in the cave right now?

Oh, mate, I'll tell you what I do wish. If I was right there in Penelope's face,

I could tell her where to get off.

I don't want you ever to make any of my wishes come true again. Is that

understood? What are you doing here?

Well, I was just... I went to get a tropical fruit punch and... What are you

doing here? What are you doing here?

I tell you that I'm not speaking to low -down reptiles this week.

She's not talking to me either.

Do you know where we are?

All I need is somebody to carry the

opal to the...

It's dead.

It's dead?

It can't be dead.

It's guaranteed to work anywhere in Australia.

We are in Australia, aren't we?

I can't find her anywhere, Morty. Don't you worry, my lady. We'll have a nice

cup of tea and then... Ruth, have you seen Penelope?

Well, no.

But Baz did mention something about wanting to show her his special cave.

So you haven't seen Baz all day, have you, then? No.

Oh, you poor man, you must be fond of it. Now, let's all have a cup of tea.

yes. Oh, darling, what a... Such a horrible drink for me.

So difficult being a single parent these days. Oh,

yeah, no.

Look, perhaps we should go and look for them up at that cave.

Oh, what are we waiting for?

Baz, mate.

Time for us blokes to stick together, hey?

Don't listen to me. You know he can't be trusted. Mate, you can trust me.

Trust you?

You said you loved me.

You said I was beautiful.

You said I looked as if I was 18.

All you wanted was my hope.

You toyed with my emotions.

I would never do that to anyone.

Never, ever.

Just because you can't trust me doesn't mean that...

Baz can't trust me, eh, mate?

Fair enough, I understand.

Probably don't even know how to get out of here anyway.

I do, son.

I love you. You're very special to me, Baz, mate.

He could be anywhere.

He said something about a cave.

A cave full of ovals.

That's where Bruce and her leadership have gone.

Which way do they go? I'll follow their tracks. They may need help finding Penny

Lopez. I mean, Penelope. Hey, shouldn't you stay here in case they... I've

nursed Miss Penelope since she was a baby, and I'm coming, like it or not.

Look, this is my Jeep, and you're getting out, like it or not.

And I want you to drive carefully, because I do suffer from motion

I'm sure I saw some tracks around here somewhere.

Can you see any sign?

No.

Anything over there?

Oh, she's all right. I'm sure she's fine. You've got the opal in your hand.

every wish is my command.

Don't you wish we were in the cave right now?

Oh, Bruce, if wishes were pennies, I'd be a wealthy woman.

Oh, Penelope, I hope she's all right.

She's so defenseless.

Look, Comet, just shut up and stay away from us. We don't like your kind around

here, do we, Baz?

Well... See?

Did you know that I look on you as the little brother I never had?

Truly, really?

Truly, really.

I've always wanted to have a sister.

Oh, that's very touching, Baz. I think I feel like crying.

I think I feel like spewing.

The cave, it's way, way up there. Don't you wish... We won't get anywhere

standing here talking about it.

Love this country.

I mean, maybe I can help you and him in some way.

Believe me, I'm on your side.

Are you feeling all right, Penny? You're not sick or anything, are you?

Of course not.

Tell me what you want and I'll try to understand.

Well, Dad's big dream is to become human so he can eat Oscar and chocolate.

Your dad wants to become human?

How ridiculous.

He's my chief.

Totally understandable.

Why didn't he say so?

Really set us free?

I might have, but now I'm stuck in here, so I'll never get the chance to show

you and your dad what a kind and sensitive person I really am.

Watch it, slimebag. Get back into your hole. This is a private conversation.

Where did you learn to climb mountains?

Mountaineering club at Oxford.

There's still a fair way to go.

Once we get to the top of the cliff, we've got to follow a riverbed deep into

the bush.

Don't you wish we were there already?

Okay.

Let's get on with it.

Please, be careful, Your Ladyship. Don't be such a worrywart. What can possibly

go wrong?

The path fell right out from under me.

Don't move.

Don't worry.

I won't.

I can't find a way down to you. Just hang on.

I had a rope. I could throw it over this rock.

It's hallucinating.

Don't you wish I had a rope?

Look, Ruth, you've got to stop all this wishful thinking. It won't get you

anywhere.

Maybe you should go and see if you can find a branch or something.

I wish I could reach you. Well, so do I. You do?

Here, your ladyship. Take my hat.

as much freedom as you want.

I'll never boss you around again and only ask very nicely for the occasional

favour. Gee, that sounds too good to be true.

Yeah, you can say that again.

I know, but wait, there's more.

You'll be like a brother to me.

But if you set me free, well, then I'll set your dad free if that's what he

wants. Really?

Everybody will end up happy then, won't they? That's right.

Almost everybody.

What do you say?

Listen, mate, I'm telling you, you can't trust her.

Okay, Penn.

Frankly, mate, I'd have to say I am a bit disappointed.

However... Conrad!

Shut up!

Let's get out of here, Baz.

Okay, just have to concentrate.

Look at that.

I put on a bit of weight since then Very

close

Look, I have to tell you something.

I... I haven't been 100 % honest with you.

I'm not being honest with my baby.

No, no, no, of course not. If you'd just hold me open in your hand and make a

wish. I just wish I could open and look at your arms right now.

Oh, baby!

Hi, Jack. I'm going to stay at the high school.

You try, son.

You can't be such a...

We were that close to freedom.

Don't worry.

I've worked it all out with Penny.

Oh, Mummy, you found my opal. Oh, you're such a treasure. Thank you so much.

You say?

I knew we'd find them if we turned left.

Thank you, Mr.

Meister. Yeah, yeah.

Ain't anyone seen Conrad?

Don't be sad, Dad. Penny and I made a deal. We can stay in Australia and you

be free if you want.

I'm sorry, Baz. We're going back to England.

But you said... We agreed that I set you free if you set me free. But you didn't

set me free.

Mummy did. I wish we were all back in England right now.

Maybe I should have sent Lyft.

That's where I went wrong.

Sometimes I have this strange desire to be more in touch with you.

Well, my lady.

That's why you have a gardener.

Yes.

Cool.

Conrad!

Conrad! Hey, Beverly, have you seen Conrad?

Not recently.

Conrad!

There must have been something in that tropical fruit punch.

That's just Taylor. I'm not angry with you anymore. He says you're only human

and therefore he can't help it.

That is right.

I used bad feelings for me like Conrad used mine.

And I didn't feel sorry about that.

And it's so sweet of Baz to forgive me like that. It really makes you think,

doesn't it?

Conrad's still inside the opal.

Maybe I should forgive him, too.

After all, he's only human.

Perhaps I will set him free.

Tomorrow.

I'm the genie, you're the master. That's right. I'm the master, you're my genie.

You belong to me. Yes.

I've served a lot of masters throughout history.

Now I want to go back home where I can be free.

Then you come along with the opal in your hand.

Now your every wish is my command. That's right.

Genie, genie, from down on.

Make my wish come true.

Dream on.

I wish you'd do what I want you to.

Ah, yeah, all right.

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