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Oh, this champagne was good.

And so you.

Was I good, Scotty?

You were terrific.

Let's check out the equipment.

Come on, let's go in the other room.

Let's go in here.

So nice.

Why do you have to split so soon?

Gloria doll, I've been here since twelve.

It's almost two.

Come on. Twice is enough for anyone.

I'll walk you to the door.

Bye-bye.

Scott, I forgot. Your money.

That's right.

Hey.

She's paying him.

I wonder how much she's paying him.

For you, it wouldn't be no bargain.

So bad.

You ain't have big bargain either.

So what happened to Scotty?

He was cutting in on my time, my chicks, my bread.

His job was to oversee the whole operation.

He overplayed his part.

So that was the end of Scotty.

May I once again try to impress upon you

the urgency of stopping all your extracurricular activities?

Frank, my lawyer and business partner you are.

My mother you're not.

You know, sex for sex's sake doesn't cause blindness

or drive you insane or have hair grow in the palm of your hands.

I'm not talking about your sex with the clients.

Oh, are you talking about the scene with the older chicks?

As your attorney and advisor.

To advise you not to do it.

You've got your fingers in the more people's business than a nervous gynecologist.

Diversify, that's the name of the game, Frankie boy.

And keep your eggs all in one basket.

Frankly, you know that I find a chick who wants to get into business and I bankroll.

I take a percentage off the top.

I also import the merchandise and make a profit there too.

So we get them coming and going.

Take it easy.

Relax, get laid or something.

We'll see you later, Mike.

You have something for me, babe?

Yeah.

I really like your file, Captain.

It's handy.

Would you like to come on in and go through my drawers?

Sure.

Come on.

Business been good?

Oh yeah.

Take off your clothes.

Sure, you want me to take them off?

Let me see your ass.

You look like you've really been horny today.

How could you tell?

I could see your pussy drip.

Show my stamp.

Squeeze your tits.

Go ahead, squeeze them.

I'll suck it.

Yeah.

You'll get sugar.

You forget from last week or something?

Well, you can, I can.

Nice blow job.

Let's take a look.

Turn around. Let's see.

Such a nice ass.

Look at him.

See how tiny you got here.

Been waiting for you all week.

Let's see.

Hi, honney.

How'd it rip, dude?

Ah.

Too rough.

I tell you what, I'm gonna take a shower

and get a quick bite to eat,

get in bed, no TV.

Oh, bed?

Come on, get the twinkle out of your eye.

I'm too pooped to do anything tonight.

You're too tired to make love?

You can't make love every night after six years.

Yes, Michael, but occasionally.

Look, I'm gonna take a shower.

Hello?

Hi, Julie?

This is your cousin Kim.

Kim? Little Kim?

I'm on my way out to visit you.

Oh, hey, great. Is your mother coming too?

No, I'm alone. Is it okay?

Sure, that's fine.

I'll be glad to see you and so will Michael.

I'll get in touch when I get in town.

Probably in a couple of days.

Don't you know when? - Not yet.

Listen, I gotta go.

Talk to you later.

Bye.

See you.

Hi.

My goodness, I didn't realize I had an audience.

Which way are you heading?

California.

Hey Harry, the chicks are in the same direction we are.

Oh yeah? You want to ride?

You guys going to California?

Sure are, jump in.

Alright.

Oh, your hands on my thighs make me feel all excited.

Hey, why don't you put your hand on my leg and see what you feel?

Hey, uh, wanna go on the back and get comfortable?

Sounds good.

Yeah, okay.

All right.

It's a super of you to help me.

Well, I'm helping you because you have talent.

This is strictly business.

What about the other night?

That was for pleasure, sweetheart.

Another night will be for pleasure, but this is business.

Oh, here.

I love surprises.

What, an extra three or four inches?

Open it, it's for you.

A deer?

No, it's a stag and I give it to all my associates.

It's cute and so masculine looking.

I'll keep it in my bedroom to remind me of you.

What's to remind you of our business arrangement?

Why don't you come up to my apartment?

Let me thank you in style.

Oh, no, no, I can't. I have another appointment.

I really have to get there, but I'll see you later.

Okay.

I'm sorry for staring the way I just did.

Were you staring? I really didn't notice.

Oh, yes, you did. Everyone in the place noticed.

My name's Mike Robbins. May I join you?

What about your friend? - She's gone.

Please have a seat. - Thank you.

You know, when I first saw you, I just had the feeling we met before.

In another life. You do believe in reincarnation, don't you?

I'm sure I do.

I just... I couldn't help thinking that we were lovers at one time.

And, uh, in another life.

But we were unhappy.

We were happy when we were with each other, but

but we came to a tragic end.

Star-crossed lovers.

Why else would I, uh, feel this desire for you?

You know from the first moment I saw you I knew you were a Gemini

and that dull personality really turns me on.

Yes, let's go to the bedroom

Don't you like here?

So rough.

Stick your head in.

Nice tongue.

I like your tongue.

It's nice and wet.

Where's Mike?

Uh, he's out.

I see you're off your diet.

I'm eating away my frustrations.

What do you have to be frustrated about?

Aren't you getting any?

Not enough.

Well, I just don't fuck my employees, but...

Oh, Mr. Day, I don't want to fuck.

Just make love. Don't burst it up.

I'll bet you are.

I wonder why you spend time with the likes of me

when you can have any pretty young girl you want.

I'm not that young. Jesus, as my grandmother used to say,

the older the chicken, the better the soup.

Come on, let's take a shower.

No, I really can't. I have to go. Besides, you already wore me out.

Really?

Will you come again?

Maybe.

When?

Sooner than you think.

I almost wished you would have called the police or at least been angry with me.

Oh, stop that talk, Mike.

Why didn't you ask me?

What would you have thought? That was some sort of, you know, jiggle after your money.

Well, at first I did think that.

When you told me about your mother and how desperately she needed that operation, I understood.

I was very worried.

Um, now I'm thoroughly ashamed of myself.

Don't be. I'm here and I'll stay here as long as you need me.

Besides, you didn't steal anything.

Look, I have the pawn ticket. You brought it right back.

So we'll just consider it a loan and, um, you don't have to pay me back.

Okay?

That's it.

Can't eat another bite. It's fantastic.

You really liked it?

Oh, you know, I don't know how you do it sometimes.

Who can that be?

I can't imagine.

Unless I'll get it.

Kim, hi. - Hi.

Finally made it. - Oh, good to see you.

You've grown. - Yeah, I know.

It's been a long time.

Company, Michael.

Guess who?

The A-1 lady.

I'll take some samples.

This is my cousin, Kim.

Hi, Kim. - Hi.

When did you arrive?

Just a while ago.

You must be Michael. - Yes.

Oh, pardon me. I thought you knew each other.

You must be famished.

I'll fix you something. Everything is still hot.

Oh, don't go to the trouble. Really.

No trouble.

So tell me, Kim, what brings you to town?

Well, Mom and I had a fight,

and she wouldn't pay my way,

so I hitchhiked.

You hitched? With who?

A couple of swingin'.

Well, I wouldn't exactly call them two old ladies from Pasadena.

I don't think I should ask about that.

Eat now. Get acquainted later.

How's your mom?

She's been going out with whoever strikes her fancy.

She's been married so many times

that the towels in the bathroom are reading hers and to whom it may concern.

Kim!

Oh, come on, Julie. Don't be such a mother hen.

You know, it sounds like her mother likes to

fool around a little bit, have a nice time.

Besides, young kids nowadays, they speak more frankly.

I tell you what. Why don't we have a drink to celebrate your arrival

and our anniversary?

Great idea, Michael.

Happy anniversary to both of you.

Here you go.

Thank you.

I hope I'm not spoiling your anniversary.

Certainly not.

No, we had nothing specifically planned.

You know, a quiet evening at home,

having relations can be fun.

You mean relatives, don't you, Michael?

Oh, I like relations better.

Look, I'm gonna go get that bed out of the garage

just in case you get sleepy.

Sleep's all right if there's nothing better to do.

I'll go get the bed.

He's a real stud.

He just oozes with it.

Kim, you astound me.

You certainly aren't the little girl of 12 I used to know.

No, thanks.

Maybe you should call your mother and let her know where you are.

Are you kidding?

That would only give her an opportunity to come look for me.

You know, Julie, you've always been my favorite cousin.

You haven't changed a bit.

I used to have sex fantasies about doing it with you.

Have you ever touched another pussy but your own before?

And how could you?

Having fun?

Michael!

Lutz, wanna join in?

Sounds great!

Stay there, babe. Let me get some of that.

Ooh, I'll show you a trick. Watch.

Watch. Show some of your cousin.

Come on.

I want to tell you something. She never likes to do that.

She buys, so...

I think she wants to tease me.

That's what she did, baby, don't you?

She's trying to keep me in line.

Put your tongue through there. See that?

Put your tongue through there.

Put it through there. See that loop?

Put it through there.

See that?

Look at that.

Mike, how are you this morning?

Beautiful.

And you?

Willie.

What else is there?

How's Frank?

He's in his office intimidating an Alka-Seltzer.

You want some coffee?

Later, you can bring it in.

Good morning, Frank.

Come on in my office, okay?

I had a rough night last night.

I hope you get laid.

I had to take care of things at home.

You know, I have to fuck my wife once in a while.

Damnest hornies I've ever been in my life.

Yeah, I'm gonna get serious, Frank.

I decided to take your advice about the borrowing bit with the owner while they do broads.

I mean, how far can I push my luck?

Yeah, that's good, Mike.

You know, you never did have to play that scene anyways.

Yeah, look, so I'm getting insecure my whole age.

Hey, take a look around you.

Your office, your bank account, your entire business is based on a monumental hard-on.

Hi, been waiting long?

A while.

I didn't order. -Good. Don't.

What's up? - You dick.

What do you mean? - Frankie boy, I'm gonna get you laid.

You know, with her. Order this afternoon.

Now, look, you be over there before three.

Pick up the money and check. You know her address.

Okay? And, uh, stick your pinhole card up for me.

Because it'll be occupied.

Sorry, I was staring, wasn't I?

Unless you have a vision problem, I suspect you were.

Tell me, haven't we met somewhere before?

That's a quaint but well-used approach.

It's not a line, really.

You believe in reincarnation?

Is it a prerequisite for something?

Not necessarily. A lot of people do.

But I know I've never met you before.

Not in this life. But I have a feeling.

I don't believe you.

Isabelle Carson, please.

Hello? Hello?

I'm listening Mike.

Well, Isabel that's it. I couldn't help myself.

I knew no matter how desperate my poor mother needed her operation night

It wasn't right to steal she rather died and know that her only son was a thief

Poor mama

Well, he's been even very kind and generous

Fuzzy wussy

You call the police?

That's right. And if you want me to call him off,

you better just sit right down here Samson, while I get the barber shears.

I may be an old and little more than slightly used broad,

but I'm nobody's fool and I resent the hell out of anyone who thinks I am.

That old mother needs an operation routine won't work with me, buster.

You picked me up and balled me for just one reason.

This. Then you discovered they were fake.

Like you.

Okay. You want to play the Midnight Cowboy scene? I'll give you the chance.

I've been reading a lot lately about the swinging party scene and the groupies.

I'm in town for a few weeks and you're going to be my escort.

Day and night.

What do you want me to do?

I want you to show me everything and I want you to make love to me

just like you did before I discovered your little game.

Get the picture?

Yeah, it's coming into focus.

That's right, sweetie. This old chick's gonna swing.

I'm so whipped I could crash right here on the beach.

Don't tell me the residents died of tired

Hey, baby, come on down.

Oh, Christ, Isabel, come on.

At this rate, I'll never get it up again.

I have to have a couple days off.

I mean off. I swear I'll be back Friday.

Oh, hell.

You're no good to me anyway with that wet noodle.

Okay, I've got some relatives I've been avoiding.

I guess I'll put an appearance there.

But listen here, buster. You better be back on Friday.

And you better be rested.

And that thing of yours had better have some starch in it.

Mike? Mike?

What? What?

The sun's going down. He told me to wake you.

How long have I been asleep?

Since right after you said,

Okay, baby, let's get it on. We didn't.

My. How time flies when you having fun.

Yeah, whole friggin' ball.

Hey, now that, now, I want some coffee.

Michael, what's the matter?

I'm exhausted. I haven't had any sleeping days.

Can I fix your drink?

No, I'm too tired.

Michael, I don't know how to tell you, but Kim's mother is here.

Oh no, company?

Please try to meet her. I'll fix dinner early, and then you can go to bed.

But I'm so tired. I'd probably fall asleep right in the middle of your meal.

Please, just try to meet her. She is my aunt.

Okay.

Aunt Izzy, this is my husband.

I'm gonna go change my clothes. I'll be right back.

You shouldn't be up, Michael.

Oh, um, I feel great, really. I gotta go to the office today.

That stupid job of yours, you were gone for two days, came home collapsed from exhaustion.

I was worried sick about you last night.

Well, I guess I made a loss in impression on your aunt.

I was going to ask you about that.

Look, why don't we talk about it later? I'm really late.

Good morning. I gotta go. I'll see the two of you beautiful women tomorrow.

Bye-bye. Bye.

What's up? Shopping? -Oh, I can't afford to go shopping. I'm on a tight budget.

Oh, come on. Let's take Mom's car and go to boutiques and try on everything and buy nothing.

Good for the spirits. - Well, I guess so.

You've really been an industrious old pecker, haven't you, hot pimps?

You're gonna play the role right up to the end, aren't you?

Hey, baby, the jigs up.

That little episode at your house last night so fascinated me,

that I did some checking up on you.

Stag enterprises and all.

This deceptive little game of yours,

I'm referring to that merry-go-round of professional fornicating.

Nobody's that horny, as you more than amply prove to me.

Well, I heard when I was a kid that the way to become successful

was to do what you do best.

Oh, brother.

Too bad they can't market ego. You'd make a killing.

Don't sweat it, Romeo. I don't want to see Julie hurt.

Can I help you?

No thanks, we're just looking.

Help yourself.

Hey, that's really cute.

I bet that it'd even look great on me.

You can try it on if you'd like,

but if you can't buy it, it's on hold.

Yeah?

I think I'll try it on just for kicks.

Perfect fit.

Well, maybe if the guy decides not to take it, I'll call you.

A guy? Wonder if it'll fit him as perfect as it does me.

Oh, God, no. His specialty is getting into ladies' pants, not their dresses.

Sounds like a real stud.

Sweetie, he's a prize stallion. Drives a Rolls Royce.

He's got all the girls in this part of town right where he wants them.

And of course, he sent me up here in this business.

But he stops by once a week for, shall we say, a collection.

Morning.

Morning.

Frank, I gotta see you.

Where the hell you been all week?

Busy.

Whatever.

There's been a couple of guys in the office pumping information about you all day long.

We almost bought the farm last night.

What do you mean?

We almost went down the drain. Remember that chick we met at the restaurant last Thursday?

Well, turned out that she was Julie's aunt.

Jesus Christ.

You better get out of this goddamn business before you wind up in jail.

Well, when you get lucky you double your bets, and that's exactly what I'm gonna do.

You know something? You're a stupid son of a bitch.

You don't get me.

Do you ladies like a little more wine?

Oh, I want some more wine. - Yeah, give me some more, too.

Kim's been so much company since she's been here.

Happy birthday!

Gee, thanks!

That's what you're supposed to do when you have a present.

That is open.

Michael!

You!

You!

Bingo!

You're the one who wanted to be so independent.

So now that you got it and you're on your own, you're acting like a ruptured bull.

Well, who else am I gonna talk to?

Come on, Tomcat, you got that whole back alley full of playthings.

I never thought I'd feel this way.

I really miss her.

Maybe I wasn't around when I should have been,

but I always knew she would be when I get home.

Yes? Yeah. Julie. Yeah, just a minute.

It's for you. - For me?

Hi, Julie.

I was thinking about you, Michael,

and I think we should get together for a little talk.

I'll do anything, honey. I'll prove to you I've changed.

You have a good business, Michael, and a real talent for it.

You just need some supervising.

Well, Julie, I know we could be happy.

Like I said, let's get together and talk.

Okay.

Good morning, Mr. Day. Good morning, Tim.

You have any messages for me? - Yeah, right here.

Okay.

Thank you.

Hello Julie. - Hi Frank.

I've gone over the contracts. They're good.

We have the money ready.

What does Michael say? -Mike says go.

Then we go.

I don't know why we shouldn't trust his judgment now. What do we need?

All we need is Garner's approval and it's all sewed up.

That's my department.

Okay, I'll take Izzy to the airport. - Great.

Hi sweetie.

Where are you up to?

I have to go over to Garner's office and charm his signature into these contracts before he changes his mind.

See you.

Oh Tim, I have some dictation for you.

Okay.

Dear Tim, I think it is time to remove your clothes and get bare ass comfortable,

because I'm in the mood to fucking sex. I'm Kim.

Do you mean now?

Now.

After I receive this in the mail.

Hello, Tim, what time do you have?

It's a quarter to 12, Mr. Robbins.

Did Mrs. Robbins say when she'd be back? - No, she didn't say.

Well, I have to talk to her. She's over at Sam Garner's office.

Can you get her for me?

Yeah, just a minute.

It's for you, dear. It's your husband.

Tell him I'm about to get your signature.

Ooh, it's going in so deep. Fuck me. Fuck me.