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Please don't be pregnant.

Please don't be pregnant.

Please, please, please, please, please, please, please.

What

the pluck

mean?

Is there like instructions or something?

Plus.

Maybe that's a good sign.

Like I don't know.

Positive result.

Fuck! Are you kidding me?

I forgot to tell you.

What?

What?

So you know like how I told you I missed a couple periods?

At school?

No, like the things that girls have, you know?

Yeah. Yeah, you got your period?

No. Like I haven't had it for like a month.

What's wrong?

Did you go to the doctor?

No, but you know how you accidentally came inside me the one time?

Yeah. Well,

I haven't had my parents since then, so I went to

CVF and I took a pregnancy test.

I just got finished taking it. And?

It's positive.

Are you...

You're fucking with me, right? No, I'm not fucking with you. Like, do you want

to see it?

Yeah, prove it.

Like, look.

Do you see that? It says positive. That means I'm pregnant, right?

That's what I thought. No, I looked at the paper.

You're kidding me, right? No, I'm not kidding. You're not making this up? No,

I'm not.

What are we going to do?

I don't know. Like, obviously it can't be, like, me and you anymore. Like, we

have to...

Tell her.

Tell mom.

No, we're not telling mom.

She will freak the fuck out. Yeah, well, we might not be able to tell her for a

couple months, and then what happens when I have a huge belly?

She's going to know. Well, we've got to save up money and get you to the doctor

or something.

Shit.

I'm not telling mom, man. I'm not going in there and telling her. No, I'm not

going to tell her about myself. I'm scared. You have to go in there with me

tell her. I'm scared.

Dude, I can't.

Fucking kill me, man. She's going to freak out on me too, but she's going to

it if I don't tell her. She'll find out.

You're sure this is what this means, right? Um, yeah.

Fuck.

Will you go in there with me?

Okay. All right, yeah, I'm not going in there by myself.

You have to go in there with me.

Okay, come on.

I'm scared. I really don't want to tell her.

I don't want to fucking do this either, but we kind of have no choice right now.

Oh, God.

Hey, Mom.

Hey, how are you?

Good. What are you doing?

Oh, just doing some articles and some summer activities.

We're going to be in a family.

So I just wanted to talk to you about something kind of important.

What is it?

Well, like, I have a whole day. What are you talking

about? Well, okay, so obviously I'm growing up and I'm having sex.

You're having sex?

Yeah. Well, I thought we were going to talk about that first and kind of get

prepared and you have a serious boyfriend.

You know, I am modern, but not, you know, like... Well, I'm sorry. It

guess it just happened.

And it... Well, anyway, like... What? What just happened? The sex just

Yeah, I mean... You still get two months of birth control. It's not too late.

And make sure that you're protected.

We'll go to the doctor.

Well, you're at the age where we should be going to the doctor for that anyway,

so... Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just... When I think that... I had like, okay, I

haven't had my period in a few weeks.

Maybe your hormones are off. Maybe we need to get you hormone balanced. Yeah,

thought maybe I was stressed out or something.

You know, but I think that, well, the guy, he came inside of me.

I think you had sex and somebody came inside you. Yeah, it was out a condom.

Well, that's not good. You can get a disease or worse yet, you can get

Right. So, you know, since I didn't have my period, I went to one of the drug

stores and I got pregnancy test.

Yeah. And I took it and, like, I'm pregnant.

You're what?

You're pregnant?

Yeah. Like, are you sure? I mean, it might be a mistake.

It could be a mistake.

Do you want to look at it?

Oh, shit.

That's what that plus means, right?

Yeah. So, who is this boy that you're having sex with and relations with?

Well, I think that you know him.

It's someone we know? I mean, obviously, I know some of your friends, but, like,

I don't know anyone that you've been dating or anything.

Well, like... Let's say you just know him. You know him really well.

Like, what do you have to do with it?

Yeah. He's the one who did it. What?

Your brother?

Are you fucking kidding me? No.

That's totally, that's, that's incest. You can't be doing that. That's so wrong

on so many levels. You have no idea.

I know. I knew you were going to react like this. What would make you think

you could be doing that? I knew you were going to say that. Like, I just, I

don't know.

Like,

not acceptable.

Well, what am I supposed to do? I'm pregnant.

Like, what am I supposed to do? Listen, you do not have sex with him. You do not

have sex with him. with your brother. Why? I love him.

That's ridiculous. Well, you can love him in a different way. You don't love

your brother like that. We do, though, Mom.

Well,

I mean, you can't say that, like, because this is gonna be your

Like, you can't, you can't just... That's not like that. That's like an

abomination of something, and I'm not gonna be part of it. Mom!

we're going to do, but this is not going to be happening. Mom, you're hurting

her feelings.

Stop. This is already rough enough for her right now.

Cause I'm gonna keep still doing it. You're not gonna keep doing that.

Not if I have anything to say or do about it. You're not gonna keep doing

We've been doing it in your house the whole time, mom.

And now she's pregnant.

That's just fucking great. Then you're just gonna have to leave.

And she's gonna have to go away too.

No, stop that.

What, it's bothered you?

No, stop that.

You're making me sick.

You're just making me ill. You two are making me sick. You're trying to kill

Are you going to fucking kill me? You're going to have to get over it because

this is what we've been doing. This is what we're going to continue to do. No,

you are not going to keep doing that. No, we're not. Mom, no. No, I am going

do this. No, you know what?

No, it's not wrong to have incest. I'm you.

It is too wrong. What are you doing? Stop that. No.

You stop it. No, it's not right.

You can't say those things about my child.

You can't be doing this. Please stop.

You two are insane.

Crazy.

such things.

come and you're going to be

You should fucking flip her over and fuck her doggy style. No.

Don't do that. Yep.

It all gets in there. Oh, fuck, no.

Yeah, dump it in there.

No, I can already feel it coming up.

Don't do that.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, disgusting.

Oh, my gosh. I'm so disgusted with you.

See, now you're going to be pregnant, Mom.

Yeah, we can be pregnant together.

Yeah, I mean that was a huge load.

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