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Excuse me? I'm going to borrow the car. I'm going to go hang out with some

friends.

Who are we hanging out with?

Just Tyler, Adam, Steve.

Just a couple friends.

You know, I don't really like those guys.

They're kind of shifty.

We're just going to go to the movies or something.

I don't know.

It's not going to be anything crazy.

So you're going to go to the movies.

My stepdaughter is going to go to the movies with four guys.

Three, but yeah.

Who I think are probably drug addicts. No, they're not.

And they're unemployed.

And they're what? They're 25,

28 years old?

Yeah. They're not unemployed, though. And how old are you?

19. Did you think that's smart for a 19 -year -old? My 19 -year -old daughter to

be hanging out with guys that are almost 30?

So?

I'm an adult.

Okay, I just...

I just, I'm trying to, I just, I'm worried about you. You're going for the

summer, and it's, you're hanging out with these weirdos, and I really want to

miss you pregnant or something.

Daddy, I'll be fine.

Nothing's going to happen.

Okay, but no drinking?

No. No drugs?

No. No geek bar?

No. Okay, no other illegal activities?

Nothing illegal.

You promise?

I promise.

Okay, just be safe and have fun, okay? Okay. When are you going to be back?

I don't know, probably later tonight. I don't know.

We might go do more than just the movies.

Okay. Love you. Love you.

Thank you.

Dad?

I thought you were someone else.

What do you do? You did this. Okay, first off, I didn't do anything.

You stuck it in your pussy.

You're my dad.

Yes. I thought you were someone else. There's no... What were you doing last

night? Why are you in my room?

I... Maybe you had a little too much fun.

Okay.

Listen.

We don't tell your mom about this.

Right? Right. No.

Absolutely not.

Okay. And this... I mean... It really wasn't my fault. I could have stopped

I guess. I didn't know what was going on.

Yeah, get out.

Yeah, I should take my penis out, right?

Yeah, so you can comment, right? Yeah, yeah.

Because we're, yeah. Yeah. That makes sense.

Since we're already kind of... I mean... Yeah, I mean, like, we're already

kind of... Yeah.

Can I...

It's like an accident, you know?

Yeah, I guess.

I mean, I thought you were someone else.

Yeah, that's... You know, I probably should have...

It's not true.

I just... My thing was originally hard, you know?

I mean... I don't know how it was hard on your stepdaughter.

You must think I'm hot or something.

Oh yeah, you're pretty hot. I mean, it's pretty tall.

I don't know what you like.

This doesn't make me like a bad dad, does it?

I don't think so.

We just went to the movies, we didn't do anything

My dad, your dick's so big.

Your mom doesn't really appreciate it.

Unless she should.

Can I sit on it?

Yeah.

Super nice.

Oh, Dad, you fuck really good for an old guy.

Are you sure?