Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:33,812 --> 00:00:36,231
- You want breakfast?
2
00:00:36,231 --> 00:00:39,818
- I'm good.
3
00:00:39,818 --> 00:00:42,195
- You want to watch me
eat breakfast?
4
00:00:42,195 --> 00:00:43,739
- Gotta work!
5
00:00:48,035 --> 00:00:49,578
- He turns the side step
out of myself.
6
00:00:49,578 --> 00:00:51,705
The puck comes up to Warner.
Casey stops him.
7
00:00:51,705 --> 00:00:55,083
But not Mike Gartner.
It's 1-nothing, Toronto.
8
00:01:07,095 --> 00:01:08,930
...of all out there.
9
00:01:08,930 --> 00:01:11,266
He's proven NHL talent but not
scoring like the Leafs need...
10
00:01:20,692 --> 00:01:22,402
- So, I know we have
a lot to cover,
11
00:01:22,402 --> 00:01:27,282
but I thought we should start
with our tax strategy.
12
00:01:27,282 --> 00:01:30,160
Now, I'm sure you heard it
from the Americans,
13
00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:32,537
but let me assure you,
we also know how to
14
00:01:32,537 --> 00:01:36,500
cheat on our taxes
here in Canada. Okay?
15
00:01:38,126 --> 00:01:40,087
- Okay. Mr. "Ball-silly"?
16
00:01:40,087 --> 00:01:43,632
- Balsillie.
17
00:01:43,632 --> 00:01:46,426
Which field
were you hoping to work in?
18
00:01:50,597 --> 00:01:52,682
Sir?
19
00:01:52,682 --> 00:01:54,726
- Tech, finance, manufacturing.
20
00:01:54,726 --> 00:01:57,354
- Okay.
21
00:01:57,354 --> 00:02:00,857
And what did you do
at Sutherland Schulz?
22
00:02:00,857 --> 00:02:05,278
- Executive Vice President.
- Great.
23
00:02:05,278 --> 00:02:08,448
Executive Vice President.
24
00:02:08,448 --> 00:02:10,700
That's great.
25
00:02:10,700 --> 00:02:13,870
And where do you see yourself
in 10 years?
26
00:02:13,870 --> 00:02:16,248
- Owning an NHL team.
27
00:02:21,253 --> 00:02:24,297
Really?
28
00:02:44,901 --> 00:02:47,154
- Bald bitch.
29
00:03:01,251 --> 00:03:04,671
- It's called a BlackBerry.
30
00:03:06,673 --> 00:03:09,384
It sends and receives
e-mail messages.
31
00:03:09,384 --> 00:03:11,219
It is also a cellphone.
32
00:03:13,013 --> 00:03:18,101
- ♪ In many ways, they'll miss
the good old days ♪
33
00:03:18,101 --> 00:03:22,397
♪ Someday, someday ♪
34
00:03:22,397 --> 00:03:26,985
♪ Yeah, it hurts to say,
but I want you to stay ♪
35
00:03:26,985 --> 00:03:31,072
♪ Sometimes, sometimes ♪
36
00:03:31,072 --> 00:03:35,952
♪ When we was young,
oh, man, did we have fun ♪
37
00:03:35,952 --> 00:03:40,707
♪ Always, always ♪
38
00:03:40,707 --> 00:03:45,337
♪ Promises, they break
before they're made ♪
39
00:03:45,337 --> 00:03:48,757
♪ Sometimes, sometimes ♪
40
00:03:48,757 --> 00:03:50,133
- Morning, Mr. Balsillie.
41
00:03:50,133 --> 00:03:54,846
- ♪ Oh, Maya says
I'm lacking in depth ♪
42
00:03:54,846 --> 00:03:58,308
♪ I will do my best ♪
43
00:03:58,308 --> 00:04:01,978
♪ You say you want to stand
by my side ♪
44
00:04:04,481 --> 00:04:06,233
- Good morning, Mr. Balsillie.
- Good morning, Mr. Balsillie.
45
00:04:06,233 --> 00:04:07,984
- Mike's here before me?
46
00:04:07,984 --> 00:04:09,611
- He didn't leave last night.
47
00:04:09,611 --> 00:04:12,656
You are mentioned on page nine.
48
00:04:12,656 --> 00:04:15,951
Carl Yankowski from Palm Pilot
keeps calling.
49
00:04:15,951 --> 00:04:18,036
- Yeah, well, tell him if he
wants to talk to me,
50
00:04:18,036 --> 00:04:20,330
he can come to Waterloo.
- That's what I said.
51
00:04:20,330 --> 00:04:23,500
Ted Rogers wants to have lunch
in the city. He booked Canoe.
52
00:04:23,500 --> 00:04:25,502
- No, no, I'm not...
I'm not going to fucking Toronto
53
00:04:25,502 --> 00:04:27,295
unless there's a game.
54
00:04:27,295 --> 00:04:29,673
Oh, and call Gary Bettman's
office about those Leaf tickets.
55
00:04:29,673 --> 00:04:32,300
Fucker tried to stick me
in the third row.
56
00:04:32,300 --> 00:04:35,929
- "Fucker, third row."
Got it.
57
00:04:35,929 --> 00:04:41,101
- Alright, try 114 and 114.
58
00:04:41,101 --> 00:04:43,853
- Okay. Go for 114.
59
00:04:43,853 --> 00:04:47,023
- Okay. Sending.
60
00:05:01,788 --> 00:05:05,792
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
61
00:05:05,792 --> 00:05:08,461
- Boys!
62
00:05:08,461 --> 00:05:12,007
Done! Done! Yes! Yes! Come on.
63
00:05:12,007 --> 00:05:13,550
- Hey. Hey, Jim.
64
00:05:13,550 --> 00:05:16,678
Yeah, we, uh,
we built a messenger,
65
00:05:16,678 --> 00:05:19,222
fully encrypted
two-way messaging
66
00:05:19,222 --> 00:05:22,559
that is absolutely
inaccessible by anyone,
67
00:05:22,559 --> 00:05:23,893
including us.
68
00:05:23,893 --> 00:05:27,689
It is... It is
untrackable, untraceable,
69
00:05:27,689 --> 00:05:30,400
unhackable.
70
00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:35,030
- It's texting.
71
00:05:35,030 --> 00:05:36,573
- Uh, so... so, no.
72
00:05:36,573 --> 00:05:38,825
Do you know how much it costs
to send a text message?
73
00:05:38,825 --> 00:05:42,245
- Yeah, 10 cents, and the network
gets every penny.
74
00:05:42,245 --> 00:05:44,539
We're never gonna see
that money.
75
00:05:44,539 --> 00:05:47,834
- Right, but these texts
are sent via data.
76
00:05:47,834 --> 00:05:52,547
So, behind the network's back.
Which means...?
77
00:05:52,547 --> 00:05:56,426
- Unlimited free texting,
only on BlackBerry.
78
00:06:00,263 --> 00:06:03,266
Fuck yes!
79
00:06:03,266 --> 00:06:05,894
- Hey!
80
00:06:05,894 --> 00:06:07,687
- Fuck yes!
81
00:06:09,981 --> 00:06:11,608
- I sent a message
that Alexander Graham Bell
82
00:06:11,608 --> 00:06:13,610
said to his assistant,
"Watson, come here."
83
00:06:13,610 --> 00:06:15,445
That's what I...
- Alright, let's just...
84
00:06:15,445 --> 00:06:16,863
Let's just...
- Yeah, yeah.
85
00:06:16,863 --> 00:06:20,492
- ♪ Whoa ♪
86
00:06:20,492 --> 00:06:25,830
♪ Come on, yeah ♪
87
00:06:28,708 --> 00:06:30,627
What the hell
are you guys doing?!
88
00:06:30,627 --> 00:06:33,296
- ♪ As I said,
the story goes ♪
89
00:06:38,551 --> 00:06:40,178
- Sorry. Who are you?
90
00:06:40,178 --> 00:06:42,931
- You said if I wanted to talk,
I had to come to Waterloo.
91
00:06:42,931 --> 00:06:45,475
So, here I am.
92
00:06:47,102 --> 00:06:48,520
- Gentlemen...
93
00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:50,647
meet Carl Yankowski
of Palm Pilot.
94
00:06:50,647 --> 00:06:52,816
- Oh, really?
95
00:06:52,816 --> 00:06:55,568
Doug.
96
00:06:57,862 --> 00:06:59,572
- How are you doing?
97
00:06:59,572 --> 00:07:04,035
- So, I just said three words...
two-liter bottle.
98
00:07:04,035 --> 00:07:06,496
And you know what they said?
99
00:07:06,496 --> 00:07:10,333
They said
100
00:07:10,333 --> 00:07:16,214
"Carl, nobody drinks
two liters of Mountain Dew."
101
00:07:16,214 --> 00:07:19,134
I mean, they didn't see
what I saw.
102
00:07:19,134 --> 00:07:23,138
Large pizza, big soda,
complete dinner.
103
00:07:23,138 --> 00:07:26,683
We sold a billion liters
in a month!
104
00:07:30,019 --> 00:07:34,065
You playing with yourself
under there, Mikey?
105
00:07:40,697 --> 00:07:43,783
Ahh. What's the situation
with you two?
106
00:07:45,452 --> 00:07:48,663
- How do you mean?
- You own a plane?
107
00:07:48,663 --> 00:07:50,665
- Yeah.
- We rent one.
108
00:07:50,665 --> 00:07:52,584
- I see. Renters.
109
00:07:52,584 --> 00:07:55,044
Okay, so first piece
of advice...
110
00:07:55,044 --> 00:07:56,337
When you're a licensed pilot,
111
00:07:56,337 --> 00:07:58,089
you can take off
whenever you want.
112
00:07:58,089 --> 00:08:00,550
I save 1,000 hours a year
with that.
113
00:08:00,550 --> 00:08:03,720
You know who turned me on
to that? John Travolta.
114
00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:06,514
- Sorry.
Is this advice to buy a plane
115
00:08:06,514 --> 00:08:08,641
or to hire you as a pilot?
116
00:08:09,893 --> 00:08:12,937
- Do you work out, Jim?
- Yeah.
117
00:08:12,937 --> 00:08:15,148
- Tell me something.
Why is it every other person
118
00:08:15,148 --> 00:08:17,650
I see in the gym is either
really short or really bald?
119
00:08:21,696 --> 00:08:24,240
- Oh, thank you.
- Enjoy.
120
00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:25,825
- Thank you very much.
121
00:08:25,825 --> 00:08:28,077
Thanks.
- I'm good. Thanks.
122
00:08:28,077 --> 00:08:29,746
- Are you sure?
- Yeah. Thank you.
123
00:08:31,664 --> 00:08:33,583
Alright, let's clear
the air here.
124
00:08:33,583 --> 00:08:36,044
I had nothing to do
with US Robotics
125
00:08:36,044 --> 00:08:38,338
trying to bankrupt you
back in '96.
126
00:08:38,338 --> 00:08:40,548
Defective modems,
working modems.
127
00:08:40,548 --> 00:08:42,425
Were they defective?
128
00:08:42,425 --> 00:08:45,178
No, it was 100 years ago.
Who's to say?
129
00:08:45,178 --> 00:08:46,971
- Me.
130
00:08:46,971 --> 00:08:49,516
- That's right, Michael.
131
00:08:49,516 --> 00:08:51,935
The genius and the salesman.
132
00:08:51,935 --> 00:08:54,646
There's just one little problem.
133
00:08:54,646 --> 00:08:58,858
You guys have no idea
how to run a company.
134
00:09:00,276 --> 00:09:02,654
Everything in engineering
has to go through you.
135
00:09:02,654 --> 00:09:06,115
Everything in sales
has to go through you.
136
00:09:06,115 --> 00:09:08,451
You've got no middle management.
137
00:09:08,451 --> 00:09:09,786
I mean, who's cracking the whip?
138
00:09:09,786 --> 00:09:12,455
Who's running things
while you're here?
139
00:09:12,455 --> 00:09:14,249
- Doug.
- Don't.
140
00:09:14,249 --> 00:09:15,708
- On top of that,
141
00:09:15,708 --> 00:09:18,002
you're still building
everything in North America.
142
00:09:18,002 --> 00:09:19,796
I mean, you're just
burning money.
143
00:09:19,796 --> 00:09:22,423
In China, they sell circuit
boards by the pound.
144
00:09:22,423 --> 00:09:24,801
- They do what?
145
00:09:26,511 --> 00:09:28,930
- Exactly.
146
00:09:28,930 --> 00:09:31,307
Here's what we do.
147
00:09:31,307 --> 00:09:34,394
Combine BlackBerry
and Palm Pilot,
148
00:09:34,394 --> 00:09:37,063
one product.
149
00:09:37,063 --> 00:09:41,401
It's the two liter bottle
of smartphones.
150
00:09:41,401 --> 00:09:45,363
- Would I still have complete
control over every aspect
151
00:09:45,363 --> 00:09:48,533
of engineering and design?
152
00:09:48,533 --> 00:09:49,951
- No.
153
00:09:49,951 --> 00:09:51,578
- Okay, well, then
that's gonna...
154
00:09:51,578 --> 00:09:54,664
We won't be able to move
ahead with this, I'm sorry.
155
00:09:54,664 --> 00:09:57,000
Sorry.
156
00:09:57,000 --> 00:10:01,504
- You guys love saying sorry,
don't you?
157
00:10:01,504 --> 00:10:04,799
Okay, let's see
what you closed at.
158
00:10:06,676 --> 00:10:09,345
$4.50.
159
00:10:09,345 --> 00:10:12,265
Oh, God.
Is that Canadian?
160
00:10:12,265 --> 00:10:14,767
US Robotics...
161
00:10:14,767 --> 00:10:16,227
Huh, $83.
162
00:10:16,227 --> 00:10:20,815
Now, that gives us a market cap
about $45 billion.
163
00:10:20,815 --> 00:10:23,359
So what would happen
if I just...
164
00:10:23,359 --> 00:10:27,572
I don't know,
bought up all your shares?
165
00:10:27,572 --> 00:10:30,867
And what's the word
for that again, sport?
166
00:10:32,535 --> 00:10:35,455
Hostile takeover.
167
00:10:35,455 --> 00:10:37,707
- Hostile take...
What the fuck?
168
00:10:37,707 --> 00:10:39,584
What is happening?
169
00:10:39,584 --> 00:10:41,711
- We would just say...
We could just say no.
170
00:10:41,711 --> 00:10:44,172
We ow...
We own the company.
171
00:10:46,215 --> 00:10:48,885
- You know, Carl,
172
00:10:48,885 --> 00:10:52,430
you've got a deal.
- Yeah?
173
00:10:52,430 --> 00:10:54,515
- Yeah.
174
00:10:54,515 --> 00:10:55,767
Just give us a couple of months
to get our people
175
00:10:55,767 --> 00:10:57,644
taken care of
and then we'll, uh,
176
00:10:57,644 --> 00:10:58,811
we'll agree to a private sale.
177
00:10:58,811 --> 00:11:01,814
- Wait, just...
- Mike, it's okay.
178
00:11:01,814 --> 00:11:04,359
It's okay.
It's better to get rich now
179
00:11:04,359 --> 00:11:06,361
than to fight this guy in court
for the next five years.
180
00:11:06,361 --> 00:11:09,197
- That's right.
- You know, I like you.
181
00:11:09,197 --> 00:11:11,741
Jim, what do you say
I take you up in a 747?
182
00:11:11,741 --> 00:11:13,910
You can sit right next
to me in the cockpit.
183
00:11:13,910 --> 00:11:16,496
- How about the day we close?
184
00:11:16,496 --> 00:11:19,457
Deal!
185
00:11:21,709 --> 00:11:23,378
- You like hockey?
186
00:11:23,378 --> 00:11:25,171
- God, no.
It's moronic.
187
00:11:25,171 --> 00:11:27,048
You?
188
00:11:28,591 --> 00:11:31,094
- Hate it.
189
00:11:31,094 --> 00:11:34,305
- What the fuck was that, Jim?
- Shh! Quiet!
190
00:11:34,305 --> 00:11:36,474
- Seriously, it doesn't...
- Shut the fuck up, Mike.
191
00:11:36,474 --> 00:11:40,436
- You need a stylus pen to type,
its modem needs an antenna.
192
00:11:40,436 --> 00:11:42,105
If we sell to that man...
193
00:11:42,105 --> 00:11:44,065
- Listen to me.
We're not selling shit.
194
00:11:44,065 --> 00:11:45,316
Alright? We're buying time.
195
00:11:45,316 --> 00:11:47,360
- To do what?
196
00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:49,779
Get in.
197
00:11:49,779 --> 00:11:52,615
- ...for the Leafs
coaching staff...
198
00:11:52,615 --> 00:11:54,450
- We were still talking.
199
00:12:12,677 --> 00:12:14,721
- Sorry.
200
00:12:18,307 --> 00:12:20,184
- Best part.
201
00:12:23,104 --> 00:12:28,693
- I have come here to chew
bubble gum and kick ass.
202
00:12:31,904 --> 00:12:33,239
And I'm all out of bubble gum.
203
00:12:33,239 --> 00:12:35,533
- Oh, they based Duke Nukem
on this guy.
204
00:12:39,495 --> 00:12:41,873
Like, that is Duke Nukem
for real.
205
00:12:46,377 --> 00:12:49,505
- Okay.
Party's over.
206
00:12:49,505 --> 00:12:52,008
- Has a shotgun.
White male, 30.
207
00:12:52,008 --> 00:12:55,678
- What?
- Listen up.
208
00:12:55,678 --> 00:12:58,765
Turn that thing off, please.
209
00:12:58,765 --> 00:13:01,392
- Wait...
- Can you... can you...
210
00:13:01,392 --> 00:13:03,770
- Turn it off.
211
00:13:03,770 --> 00:13:05,480
- Al, can you slide it?
212
00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:08,316
- Yeah.
- You guys havin' fun?
213
00:13:08,316 --> 00:13:10,234
'Cause we're about to lose
our fucking company.
214
00:13:10,234 --> 00:13:13,446
- What the hell happened
at this lunch?
215
00:13:13,446 --> 00:13:16,115
- Turn that fucking thing off!
216
00:13:22,914 --> 00:13:24,499
Okay?
217
00:13:30,338 --> 00:13:32,215
Yeah, Doug?
218
00:13:32,215 --> 00:13:35,384
- So, my question
is actually for Mike.
219
00:13:35,384 --> 00:13:38,054
How are we supposed to sell
another 500,000 phones
220
00:13:38,054 --> 00:13:42,266
when we are already maxed
on every network we are on?
221
00:13:44,602 --> 00:13:47,688
- You guys will figure it out.
- H-how?
222
00:13:47,688 --> 00:13:49,440
If we put more phones
on these networks,
223
00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:51,692
they're going to crash, period.
224
00:13:51,692 --> 00:13:54,821
We are not allowed
to sell more phones. Mike?
225
00:13:54,821 --> 00:13:56,405
- No, you don't worry
about what's allowed.
226
00:13:56,405 --> 00:13:58,032
I say what's allowed.
227
00:13:58,032 --> 00:13:59,659
- I don't even understand
what the problem is here.
228
00:13:59,659 --> 00:14:02,203
Who cares if this guy
wants to buy our company?
229
00:14:02,203 --> 00:14:04,539
Isn't that good?
- I fucking care!
230
00:14:04,539 --> 00:14:07,959
That's who cares! I care!
231
00:14:07,959 --> 00:14:10,503
I'm trying to keep this company
together, you fuck!
232
00:14:10,503 --> 00:14:13,089
- I'm sorry, do you even know
what a network limit load is?
233
00:14:13,089 --> 00:14:16,342
- Doug...
234
00:14:16,342 --> 00:14:18,678
- Talk to me outside
for a second.
235
00:14:21,889 --> 00:14:23,808
- What?
236
00:14:28,604 --> 00:14:30,857
- What's a network limit load?
237
00:14:30,857 --> 00:14:33,109
- This is impossible.
- What are we supposed to
238
00:14:33,109 --> 00:14:35,653
fucking do, Mike?
Either we jack our stock
239
00:14:35,653 --> 00:14:37,613
to the moon
or Yankowski fucks us!
240
00:14:37,613 --> 00:14:39,532
- Well, Doug is right.
241
00:14:39,532 --> 00:14:42,660
Unless the carriers
rebuild their entire networks,
242
00:14:42,660 --> 00:14:45,204
there's nothing we can do,
the phones use too much data.
243
00:14:45,204 --> 00:14:47,123
- Well, then,
fucking shrink it.
244
00:14:47,123 --> 00:14:49,125
- Yeah, okay. Um...
245
00:14:49,125 --> 00:14:52,253
We... We looked into that.
246
00:14:56,465 --> 00:14:58,676
- These guys can't do it.
247
00:14:58,676 --> 00:15:01,012
- What do you mean
they can't do it?
248
00:15:01,012 --> 00:15:03,264
You said they were
the best engineers in the world.
249
00:15:03,264 --> 00:15:06,017
- I said they're
the best engineers in Canada.
250
00:15:10,688 --> 00:15:13,149
Well, okay. Alright.
251
00:15:13,149 --> 00:15:15,735
Who could do it?
252
00:15:15,735 --> 00:15:20,698
- Maybe top guys from Motorola
or Microsoft or Google.
253
00:15:20,698 --> 00:15:22,158
- Okay.
254
00:15:22,158 --> 00:15:23,451
- Wait, what? What? What?
255
00:15:23,451 --> 00:15:26,370
What are you doing?
- Who else? Where else?
256
00:15:26,370 --> 00:15:29,624
- John Carmack.
257
00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:32,084
Get John Carmack from I.D.
258
00:15:32,084 --> 00:15:33,711
Did you guys hear me?
259
00:15:33,711 --> 00:15:36,255
The guy who made "Doom."
260
00:15:36,255 --> 00:15:38,174
- What's "Doom"?
261
00:15:38,174 --> 00:15:40,259
- Have you played "Wolfenstein"?
262
00:15:43,179 --> 00:15:45,765
Please just don't sell
anymore phones.
263
00:15:49,810 --> 00:15:52,438
- Can you hear me?
- Yes! Yes!
264
00:15:52,438 --> 00:15:56,067
- Oh, shit.
265
00:15:56,067 --> 00:15:58,027
Hey.
266
00:16:03,199 --> 00:16:05,785
- They're going
for the record volleys.
267
00:16:05,785 --> 00:16:08,704
51, 52, 53, four, five.
268
00:16:08,704 --> 00:16:13,334
- Counting.
- 7, 58, 59, 60, 1, 2.
269
00:16:15,294 --> 00:16:17,171
- No way.
No, for the record.
270
00:16:17,171 --> 00:16:19,215
- No, no. You gotta start.
You gotta start again.
271
00:16:19,215 --> 00:16:22,635
- Yo, yo, yo, guys.
Wrong floor.
272
00:16:22,635 --> 00:16:25,096
- Hey.
273
00:16:25,096 --> 00:16:28,808
You. Hey, wrong floor.
It's not the warehouse.
274
00:16:28,808 --> 00:16:30,309
- Yo. What?
- Look behind you, dude.
275
00:16:30,309 --> 00:16:31,811
Look at this.
- You count that.
276
00:16:31,811 --> 00:16:33,312
Hey, hey, hey.
Wrong floor.
277
00:16:33,312 --> 00:16:34,689
No, no, no.
278
00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:38,401
This is the sales floor, my man.
- Excuse me.
279
00:16:38,401 --> 00:16:40,820
Hey, man, you're on
the wrong floor, you guys.
280
00:16:40,820 --> 00:16:41,862
What the fuck is this?
281
00:16:41,862 --> 00:16:43,197
- There's more coming.
282
00:16:43,197 --> 00:16:45,241
There's a whole other
fucking skid here.
283
00:16:45,241 --> 00:16:47,410
- What the fuck?
284
00:16:47,410 --> 00:16:50,705
- Alright. Listen up,
you deadeye dumb fucks.
285
00:16:50,705 --> 00:16:53,457
Sorry to cut your
little vacation short here,
286
00:16:53,457 --> 00:16:56,085
but we got some product to move.
287
00:16:56,085 --> 00:16:58,170
- Product? Can we move?
- I'm sorry. What's that?
288
00:16:58,170 --> 00:16:59,839
Say it again.
- Well, I thought the engineers
289
00:16:59,839 --> 00:17:02,008
said that we maxed out
the networks.
290
00:17:02,008 --> 00:17:03,884
- Yeah, they did, yeah, and
that's their fucking problem.
291
00:17:03,884 --> 00:17:06,345
Okay? Your problem is you need
to sell
292
00:17:06,345 --> 00:17:09,015
a million BlackBerries
before Q3.
293
00:17:13,352 --> 00:17:17,898
- Uh... that's...
- "Uh. Uh."
294
00:17:21,569 --> 00:17:25,239
I'm not fucking joking.
295
00:17:29,577 --> 00:17:31,370
I want them gone.
296
00:18:27,927 --> 00:18:31,013
Actually talking about
banning these.
297
00:18:31,013 --> 00:18:32,765
- Banning?
- Nobody pays attention
298
00:18:32,765 --> 00:18:35,351
to meetings anymore,
they're crouched over.
299
00:18:35,351 --> 00:18:37,937
- Tell 'em to stop.
- Okay.
300
00:18:37,937 --> 00:18:40,689
We call them Crackberrys.
301
00:18:41,857 --> 00:18:44,318
Come work for me.
302
00:18:44,318 --> 00:18:47,279
I can't.
- Why?
303
00:18:47,279 --> 00:18:50,699
- Because I'm
under contract here.
304
00:18:50,699 --> 00:18:53,160
- How much to break it?
305
00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:54,620
- Excuse me?
306
00:18:54,620 --> 00:18:55,955
- How much money do you want
307
00:18:55,955 --> 00:18:58,791
to break your contract
with Google?
308
00:18:58,791 --> 00:19:00,751
I...
309
00:19:06,257 --> 00:19:09,802
- I'll give you $1 million
if you sign right now.
310
00:19:09,802 --> 00:19:11,345
- I am not moving to Canada.
311
00:19:11,345 --> 00:19:13,597
We are not having
this conversation.
312
00:19:13,597 --> 00:19:15,349
- $2 million.
- Stop.
313
00:19:15,349 --> 00:19:18,269
- $3 million.
- I need you to leave.
314
00:19:23,190 --> 00:19:25,192
- $10 million.
315
00:19:29,196 --> 00:19:31,949
- Well, you don't
have $10 million.
316
00:19:34,952 --> 00:19:39,081
- This is $1 million option deal.
317
00:19:39,081 --> 00:19:43,002
I will backdate that to when
RIM was trading at $1.
318
00:19:43,002 --> 00:19:46,172
Merrill just gave us
a target of $13.
319
00:19:50,676 --> 00:19:52,845
- Is this legal?
320
00:20:00,019 --> 00:20:02,062
- Carl!
- Palm-Berry!
321
00:20:02,062 --> 00:20:04,398
- Yeah. Hey, listen, I can
barely hear you, buddy.
322
00:20:04,398 --> 00:20:06,775
- I said Palm-Berry,
isn't that great?
323
00:20:06,775 --> 00:20:09,904
- Listen, I'm getting
some static on the line.
324
00:20:09,904 --> 00:20:12,239
Can I, uh... can I...
can I call you back?
325
00:20:12,239 --> 00:20:15,826
- Jim, I can barely hear you.
Jim!
326
00:20:15,826 --> 00:20:19,580
- What... Carl?
Okay. I'll call you later.
327
00:20:56,408 --> 00:20:58,035
- Mike? Mike Lazaridis?
328
00:20:58,035 --> 00:21:01,372
- Uh, okay. If Jim fired you,
I can't undo it.
329
00:21:01,372 --> 00:21:04,500
I'm sorry. I've tried.
- No, no. I just got hired.
330
00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:06,210
It's Paul.
- How you doing? Welcome.
331
00:21:06,210 --> 00:21:08,128
Where are you coming from?
- Google.
332
00:21:08,128 --> 00:21:11,507
- Nice. What'd you do?
333
00:21:11,507 --> 00:21:13,676
- Was the, uh, head
of physical engineering.
334
00:21:20,432 --> 00:21:22,810
- You are not salesmen anymore.
335
00:21:22,810 --> 00:21:25,729
You're male models.
336
00:21:25,729 --> 00:21:28,941
I want you at every
country club, yacht club,
337
00:21:28,941 --> 00:21:33,153
tennis club,
wherever the elite go, you go.
338
00:21:33,153 --> 00:21:34,905
I want them to see you using it.
339
00:21:36,907 --> 00:21:40,077
Be big. Be loud.
340
00:21:40,077 --> 00:21:42,329
Have them thinking,
"Who is this annoying prick,
341
00:21:42,329 --> 00:21:44,331
and how can I be more like him?"
342
00:21:44,331 --> 00:21:46,375
What is that?
343
00:21:46,375 --> 00:21:47,876
- And when they ask you,
don't say,
344
00:21:47,876 --> 00:21:50,838
"It's a phone that does e-mail."
345
00:21:50,838 --> 00:21:53,382
It's not a cellphone.
346
00:21:53,382 --> 00:21:55,551
It's a status symbol.
347
00:21:58,762 --> 00:22:00,764
- Anybody else?
Anybody else? Alright.
348
00:22:03,767 --> 00:22:06,478
- Hi, I'm calling on behalf
of BlackBerry.
349
00:22:06,478 --> 00:22:09,773
I heard that you're interested
in buying some of the Quarks
350
00:22:09,773 --> 00:22:11,692
for your corporation.
351
00:22:36,050 --> 00:22:38,677
- It's 7:55. We're back
with Fox 5 Consumer News.
352
00:22:38,677 --> 00:22:41,096
A global BlackBerry crisis
this morning.
353
00:22:41,096 --> 00:22:43,724
The company says
it's experiencing massive
354
00:22:43,724 --> 00:22:45,476
service interruptions.
355
00:22:45,476 --> 00:22:48,103
The company's helpline says
that users can expect delays
356
00:22:48,103 --> 00:22:50,939
in sending
and receiving messages.
357
00:22:50,939 --> 00:22:52,858
- Yes, yes, we are aware
of the problem
358
00:22:52,858 --> 00:22:55,778
and we are... we are
sorting it out right now.
359
00:22:55,778 --> 00:22:57,196
- Down over there, Dougie.
360
00:22:57,196 --> 00:22:59,948
- We've been down for this long
before.
361
00:22:59,948 --> 00:23:04,536
Are we totally fucked?
- Hey! Quiet!
362
00:23:08,624 --> 00:23:13,170
- L-Let's just keep it down
out here, guys, for a second.
363
00:23:14,922 --> 00:23:17,091
How many are down?
364
00:23:17,091 --> 00:23:19,718
- Maybe 10,000.
365
00:23:19,718 --> 00:23:21,720
- Oh, Jesus. Okay.
366
00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:23,722
And where's Jim?
Is that California there?
367
00:23:23,722 --> 00:23:25,265
- Yeah.
- Alright, do me a favor.
368
00:23:25,265 --> 00:23:26,475
Whatever has to happen,
369
00:23:26,475 --> 00:23:28,519
keep Pacific two
and four going, okay?
370
00:23:28,519 --> 00:23:30,396
- One sec.
- Yeah.
371
00:23:30,396 --> 00:23:33,732
Hey, Alan,
why is the entire network
372
00:23:33,732 --> 00:23:35,275
being run off of your laptop?
373
00:23:35,275 --> 00:23:36,735
- It's either this or I shut
everything down
374
00:23:36,735 --> 00:23:38,112
while we're debugging.
375
00:23:38,112 --> 00:23:40,072
- Okay.
What do you have open here?
376
00:23:43,534 --> 00:23:46,954
- "New Baldur's Gate."
Doug set it up on land.
377
00:23:46,954 --> 00:23:49,081
Check this out.
378
00:23:49,081 --> 00:23:50,249
- Movie nine.
379
00:23:50,249 --> 00:23:52,626
- It's all custom.
- Movie nine.
380
00:23:52,626 --> 00:23:55,003
- We hacked it.
- Okay. Okay.
381
00:23:56,547 --> 00:23:58,882
Okay. Hello?
382
00:23:58,882 --> 00:24:00,884
- You have a collect call
from...
383
00:24:00,884 --> 00:24:02,428
- What the fuck is happening?!
384
00:24:02,428 --> 00:24:05,973
- Will you accept the charges?
385
00:24:05,973 --> 00:24:08,809
Are you still there?
- Yes, I accept.
386
00:24:08,809 --> 00:24:10,644
- Thank you.
- Mike?!
387
00:24:10,644 --> 00:24:12,146
- Hi.
388
00:24:12,146 --> 00:24:14,022
- There are three reasons why
people buy our phones.
389
00:24:14,022 --> 00:24:16,358
Do you know what they are?
- For e-mail.
390
00:24:16,358 --> 00:24:20,112
- They fucking work!
- Yeah. Okay.
391
00:24:20,112 --> 00:24:21,905
It's not us, Jim.
It's the carrier.
392
00:24:21,905 --> 00:24:23,323
Verizon is doing
something weird.
393
00:24:23,323 --> 00:24:25,033
- Well, I'm about to do
something weird
394
00:24:25,033 --> 00:24:26,326
if you don't fix this now!
395
00:24:26,326 --> 00:24:29,329
The deal was
I get the engineers,
396
00:24:29,329 --> 00:24:31,290
you shrink the data!
- Are you... are you...
397
00:24:31,290 --> 00:24:33,959
Are you selling more phones?
- What the hell do you think
398
00:24:33,959 --> 00:24:35,586
I've been doing over here,
Mike?!
399
00:24:35,586 --> 00:24:37,713
We're in the middle
of a hostile fucking takeover!
400
00:24:37,713 --> 00:24:40,632
Do I need to have somebody
babysit you dorks?!
401
00:24:40,632 --> 00:24:44,344
- Okay. Okay. So that's...
Okay, uh, yeah.
402
00:24:44,344 --> 00:24:47,723
The entire system is crashing.
He's selling more phones.
403
00:24:47,723 --> 00:24:52,227
- Hey, Goddamn it!
- Yeah. Yeah. So, okay.
404
00:24:52,227 --> 00:24:55,272
You know, maybe just
hold off selling more ph...
405
00:24:55,272 --> 00:24:57,107
- I'm not fu...
God!
406
00:25:08,744 --> 00:25:11,538
- Verizon Wireless.
How may I direct your call?
407
00:25:11,538 --> 00:25:13,123
- John Woodman, please.
408
00:25:13,123 --> 00:25:15,709
This is Mike Lazaridis
calling from Research in Motion.
409
00:25:15,709 --> 00:25:17,503
- Hold please.
410
00:25:21,048 --> 00:25:23,383
- Tell me that you're about
to fix this, Mike.
411
00:25:23,383 --> 00:25:25,219
I thought our deal was
you don't crash our network.
412
00:25:25,219 --> 00:25:28,597
- Yes, I know. I'm sorry.
You're right.
413
00:25:28,597 --> 00:25:30,849
- Yeah, well,
so what's happening?
414
00:25:30,849 --> 00:25:32,893
They tell me that you're
subscribing 5,000 phones a day.
415
00:25:32,893 --> 00:25:34,603
- Oh, my God. Okay. Yeah.
No, that was a mistake.
416
00:25:34,603 --> 00:25:36,271
- What are you talking about,
a mistake?
417
00:25:36,271 --> 00:25:38,315
What mistake?
I mean, who's in charge there?
418
00:25:38,315 --> 00:25:40,025
- I'm in charge.
I'm in charge over here.
419
00:25:40,025 --> 00:25:43,737
Okay, John, do not worry.
Okay?
420
00:25:43,737 --> 00:25:45,781
I think if we can
just get a bit more bandwidth.
421
00:25:45,781 --> 00:25:47,282
- What bandwidth?
422
00:25:47,282 --> 00:25:49,952
Where's this extra
fucking bandwidth coming from?
423
00:25:49,952 --> 00:25:53,247
I've extended you everything
that we have got.
424
00:25:53,247 --> 00:25:54,873
- Okay. I can fix this.
I can fix this.
425
00:25:54,873 --> 00:25:56,708
- Now, Mike, or I'm
taking you off the network.
426
00:25:56,708 --> 00:25:58,377
You have one week.
427
00:25:58,377 --> 00:25:59,920
- You got it.
Thank you so much, Jo...
428
00:26:05,133 --> 00:26:06,176
Hello?
429
00:26:06,176 --> 00:26:08,011
- Mr. Lazaridis?
- Yeah.
430
00:26:08,011 --> 00:26:11,390
- Dan Sigman from AT&T says
you have crashed his network.
431
00:26:11,390 --> 00:26:12,766
- Oh, yeah, I...
432
00:26:18,272 --> 00:26:20,065
- Hey, Jimbo.
433
00:26:20,065 --> 00:26:21,942
This is your buddy
Stan Sigman over at AT&T.
434
00:26:21,942 --> 00:26:25,112
Now, I know you're busy,
but I'd love to have my network
435
00:26:25,112 --> 00:26:27,072
back when you have a chance.
Okay?
436
00:26:27,072 --> 00:26:30,075
All this bullshit about me
selling minutes.
437
00:26:30,075 --> 00:26:32,953
How many minutes
you costing me here, Jim?
438
00:26:32,953 --> 00:26:35,289
Who's gonna pay for that, huh?
439
00:26:43,046 --> 00:26:46,592
- Okay. Sorry.
Is this technically legal?
440
00:26:46,592 --> 00:26:48,719
- Eugene!
441
00:26:48,719 --> 00:26:50,804
- I'm actually in a personal
meeting, Charles.
442
00:26:50,804 --> 00:26:52,931
- And I personally don't give
a flying fuck.
443
00:26:52,931 --> 00:26:57,019
Engineering can't do a goddamn
thing until you send that fax.
444
00:26:57,019 --> 00:27:01,857
Now, take a meeting when the
union isn't ripping my guts out.
445
00:27:01,857 --> 00:27:03,817
Do you hear me?
446
00:27:06,403 --> 00:27:09,573
Get it done.
447
00:27:09,573 --> 00:27:12,200
Son of a bitch.
448
00:27:15,704 --> 00:27:18,874
- You said you were located
in Waterloo.
449
00:27:20,792 --> 00:27:22,878
- What is that guy's name?
450
00:27:22,878 --> 00:27:24,755
- Yeah. Okay.
451
00:27:24,755 --> 00:27:27,633
Okay. Okay. Hey, everybody.
Welcome to Research in Motion.
452
00:27:27,633 --> 00:27:29,593
I know this is
a bit disorganized.
453
00:27:29,593 --> 00:27:31,762
I promise we will get
everybody settled.
454
00:27:31,762 --> 00:27:33,263
My name is Doug.
455
00:27:33,263 --> 00:27:36,975
This is Mike Lazaridis,
inventor of the smartphone.
456
00:27:36,975 --> 00:27:38,310
If anybody cares.
457
00:27:40,312 --> 00:27:43,732
Oh, come on.
Take a bow, James.
458
00:27:43,732 --> 00:27:45,275
- I'm not taking a bow.
It's okay.
459
00:27:45,275 --> 00:27:46,902
- Wonder boys.
460
00:27:46,902 --> 00:27:49,780
In the meantime, we're having
a bit of a network issue.
461
00:27:49,780 --> 00:27:51,990
So put up your hand
if you understand
462
00:27:51,990 --> 00:27:53,784
MOBITEX architecture.
463
00:27:56,536 --> 00:27:58,121
Two people.
464
00:27:58,121 --> 00:28:01,291
Okay. That's fine.
465
00:28:01,291 --> 00:28:03,126
You two, you're with Mike.
466
00:28:03,126 --> 00:28:05,504
The rest of you,
I don't know what you do,
467
00:28:05,504 --> 00:28:08,382
but follow me,
we're taking a tour.
468
00:28:08,382 --> 00:28:10,926
Let's go.
It's going to be a little bit
469
00:28:10,926 --> 00:28:13,303
like Sam Rockwell in
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles."
470
00:28:13,303 --> 00:28:16,807
- Can I talk to you
for a second?
471
00:28:16,807 --> 00:28:18,809
What is Charles Purdy
doing here?
472
00:28:18,809 --> 00:28:21,311
- I'll get the DVD.
- What are you talking about?
473
00:28:21,311 --> 00:28:23,063
- The man standing
in the hallway
474
00:28:23,063 --> 00:28:26,233
directly over my left shoulder.
475
00:28:26,233 --> 00:28:29,486
- Oh, Jesus.
- Listen to me.
476
00:28:29,486 --> 00:28:32,114
That guy will fuck you up.
477
00:28:32,114 --> 00:28:34,366
Do not let that man
anywhere near
478
00:28:34,366 --> 00:28:37,953
your engineering department.
Trust me.
479
00:28:37,953 --> 00:28:41,707
- Yeah, okay. Yeah. Alright.
480
00:28:41,707 --> 00:28:43,667
- I'm serious.
481
00:28:45,335 --> 00:28:47,921
He will fuck your shit up.
482
00:28:47,921 --> 00:28:50,257
- Can I help you?
483
00:28:50,257 --> 00:28:52,801
- You're Mike, aren't you?
484
00:28:52,801 --> 00:28:56,138
- Yes, I'm Mike.
What are you doing here?
485
00:28:56,138 --> 00:29:00,308
- Charles Purdy.
I'm your new COO.
486
00:29:00,308 --> 00:29:05,105
- Oh. Jim hired you to be the...
Chief...
487
00:29:05,105 --> 00:29:09,985
- I'm here to get this ship
under control.
488
00:29:09,985 --> 00:29:11,945
- We are under control.
489
00:29:11,945 --> 00:29:15,574
- Oh, really? Whose?
490
00:29:35,844 --> 00:29:37,637
- Okay, so then let's try
something different.
491
00:29:37,637 --> 00:29:41,224
Instead of shrinking the data,
maybe we spread it out.
492
00:29:41,224 --> 00:29:43,018
Thank you.
493
00:29:43,185 --> 00:29:45,437
- Well, why not take multiple
towers in the same zone
494
00:29:45,437 --> 00:29:47,272
and split the packet
between them?
495
00:29:47,272 --> 00:29:48,690
We can put it back
together at the server.
496
00:29:48,690 --> 00:29:50,317
- We tried that.
Here's the problem.
497
00:29:50,317 --> 00:29:52,194
The towers don't recognize
one another.
498
00:29:52,194 --> 00:29:54,905
Each one has no idea which piece
of the signal they're receiving.
499
00:29:54,905 --> 00:29:56,490
And the whole process
just keeps...
500
00:29:56,490 --> 00:29:57,991
- Maybe we reprogram
the towers.
501
00:29:57,991 --> 00:30:00,118
- They're not our towers.
We don't control them.
502
00:30:00,118 --> 00:30:02,037
- That's okay.
At Naughty Dog, we had to
503
00:30:02,037 --> 00:30:04,790
hack the PlayStation to get
"Crash Bandicoot" running.
504
00:30:04,790 --> 00:30:08,502
- Okay, so if each exchange
is triangulated,
505
00:30:08,502 --> 00:30:10,462
we could divide
the signal three ways.
506
00:30:10,462 --> 00:30:12,297
- We could actually do way,
way more.
507
00:30:12,297 --> 00:30:13,757
Every BlackBerry is a server.
508
00:30:13,757 --> 00:30:16,051
- We could divide the signal
between every user
509
00:30:16,218 --> 00:30:17,552
in the same grid...
- Divide it by thousands.
510
00:30:17,552 --> 00:30:19,638
It'll be like Napster...
distributed network
511
00:30:19,638 --> 00:30:21,431
of your own users.
- It's got to be in
512
00:30:21,431 --> 00:30:23,809
the terms of service.
Hackers would be on it so fast.
513
00:30:23,809 --> 00:30:27,687
- But they encrypt everything
server side, right?
514
00:30:27,687 --> 00:30:33,151
Mike? I mean,
everything is already encrypted.
515
00:30:33,151 --> 00:30:36,029
- Mike?
516
00:30:36,029 --> 00:30:37,656
Mike.
517
00:30:43,203 --> 00:30:45,539
- You can have my bacon.
518
00:30:52,087 --> 00:30:54,089
- What are they paying you?
519
00:30:54,089 --> 00:30:57,384
- I shouldn't say.
520
00:30:57,384 --> 00:31:00,804
- They're paying me $10 million.
- Yeah, me too.
521
00:31:17,445 --> 00:31:19,906
- Hold your banner. Hold it.
522
00:31:19,906 --> 00:31:21,867
And now.
523
00:31:25,078 --> 00:31:27,664
Higher on that side.
- Let's get a chair over there.
524
00:31:32,836 --> 00:31:34,796
- Here you go, buddy.
525
00:31:37,841 --> 00:31:41,261
Yes. Come in.
526
00:31:41,261 --> 00:31:44,890
- Mr. Purdy.
527
00:31:44,890 --> 00:31:47,642
Yeah, uh, so...
528
00:31:47,642 --> 00:31:51,813
First of all,
sorry about before, but...
529
00:31:51,813 --> 00:31:55,942
most importantly,
me and some of the new guys
530
00:31:55,942 --> 00:32:00,405
may have finally solved
our data problem.
531
00:32:00,405 --> 00:32:03,575
- Well, you showed me,
didn't you?
532
00:32:03,575 --> 00:32:06,328
- Oh. No, I'm not...
533
00:32:06,328 --> 00:32:08,622
I'm not bringing it up
like that.
534
00:32:08,622 --> 00:32:13,168
It's... It's... It's, um...
535
00:32:13,335 --> 00:32:17,088
Allan Lewis handles
all of our servers.
536
00:32:20,717 --> 00:32:23,303
- And?
- Yeah, right, fine. Okay.
537
00:32:23,303 --> 00:32:28,516
And I need him to test this out
to make sure everything's okay.
538
00:32:28,516 --> 00:32:33,647
So... So he needs to test this
right now,
539
00:32:33,647 --> 00:32:38,193
even if it is
movie night back there.
540
00:32:43,907 --> 00:32:47,285
- And what's this fella's name?
541
00:32:56,086 --> 00:32:59,381
- Allan Lewis.
542
00:32:59,381 --> 00:33:02,926
Which one of you
is Allan Lewis?
543
00:33:02,926 --> 00:33:05,553
Ah, Michael's had
a breakthrough.
544
00:33:05,553 --> 00:33:08,014
Now, I want these tested,
545
00:33:08,014 --> 00:33:10,976
and I want the report
on my desk Friday.
546
00:33:10,976 --> 00:33:14,562
- When? Sorry.
547
00:33:15,605 --> 00:33:17,857
- Friday.
548
00:33:17,857 --> 00:33:20,902
- This looks like a whole
new relay system.
549
00:33:22,362 --> 00:33:24,239
- Testing this would probably
take me a month.
550
00:33:24,406 --> 00:33:27,826
- Well, then you best
get started, hadn't you?
551
00:33:30,787 --> 00:33:35,500
- It's bad luck to work
on movie night.
552
00:33:35,500 --> 00:33:38,795
- Work on movie night...
553
00:33:38,795 --> 00:33:41,756
- You're all children.
Is that it?
554
00:33:41,756 --> 00:33:43,550
- Sorry. Who are you?
555
00:33:43,550 --> 00:33:45,176
- You think this is funny?!
556
00:33:45,176 --> 00:33:47,095
Is it?!
557
00:33:48,805 --> 00:33:51,808
- Didn't want... just wondering,
who... who are you?
558
00:33:51,808 --> 00:33:53,268
- I'm Charles Purdy.
559
00:33:53,268 --> 00:33:56,271
From this moment on,
you all work for me.
560
00:33:56,438 --> 00:34:01,067
And if that work is not done
at a pace that I expect,
561
00:34:01,067 --> 00:34:03,278
you'll be fired.
562
00:34:03,445 --> 00:34:06,906
And I'll keep firing
until this room is full of men
563
00:34:06,906 --> 00:34:10,910
and not little boys playing
with their little penises.
564
00:34:17,667 --> 00:34:20,295
Now, are there any questions?
565
00:34:22,172 --> 00:34:24,591
- Um...
566
00:34:24,591 --> 00:34:26,384
Where's Doug?
567
00:34:26,384 --> 00:34:28,511
- ♪ This is what we do ♪
568
00:34:28,511 --> 00:34:31,181
♪ Do, do, do ♪
569
00:34:31,181 --> 00:34:35,268
♪ My body is my body ♪
570
00:34:35,268 --> 00:34:36,978
♪ My time is my time ♪
571
00:34:36,978 --> 00:34:39,022
♪ The way that it usually comes
out of my mind ♪
572
00:34:39,022 --> 00:34:40,857
- Doug! How's it goin', bro?
573
00:34:40,857 --> 00:34:43,860
- Movie night tonight.
Movie night.
574
00:34:43,860 --> 00:34:45,653
- ♪ No time to sit and wait,
we do what we do ♪
575
00:34:45,653 --> 00:34:47,072
♪ And what we do can't wait ♪
576
00:34:47,072 --> 00:34:48,490
- ♪ This is what we do ♪
577
00:34:48,490 --> 00:34:51,326
♪ Do, do, do ♪
578
00:35:05,048 --> 00:35:07,300
Movie night.
We're doing it right now.
579
00:35:12,847 --> 00:35:14,432
- ♪ That's what we do ♪
580
00:35:14,432 --> 00:35:16,351
♪ Everybody in the posse,
everybody in the crew ♪
581
00:35:16,518 --> 00:35:18,061
♪ We get up and then get hyped ♪
582
00:35:18,061 --> 00:35:20,271
♪ You know what time it is
when Hammer's on the mic ♪
583
00:35:20,271 --> 00:35:22,107
♪ So move to the hype
of the night ♪
584
00:35:22,107 --> 00:35:24,025
♪ The crowd is getting busy
and the feeling is right ♪
585
00:35:24,025 --> 00:35:26,361
♪ What's that ♪
- ♪ Body heat on you ♪
586
00:35:26,361 --> 00:35:27,987
- ♪ Pump it up hard ♪
587
00:35:27,987 --> 00:35:31,449
- ♪ This is what we do ♪
588
00:35:31,449 --> 00:35:35,370
♪ This is what we do ♪
589
00:35:35,537 --> 00:35:42,836
♪ This is what we do ♪
590
00:35:43,962 --> 00:35:46,589
- Have you seen this?
- No.
591
00:35:46,589 --> 00:35:48,967
- Have you been out there?
- No.
592
00:35:48,967 --> 00:35:53,263
- Dude, Jim killed movie night!
Actually, what am I saying?
593
00:35:53,263 --> 00:35:54,556
He didn't have the guts
to do it himself.
594
00:35:54,556 --> 00:35:56,933
Apparently he got
this 300-pound dude
595
00:35:56,933 --> 00:35:58,601
to go in there, start screaming
at everybody,
596
00:35:58,601 --> 00:36:00,395
said he was gonna fire Allan.
597
00:36:09,362 --> 00:36:12,574
Mike.
598
00:36:12,574 --> 00:36:14,659
- We do... we do need
to get back to work.
599
00:36:28,173 --> 00:36:29,716
- Yeah.
600
00:36:39,893 --> 00:36:43,897
Do you not ever wonder
why these guys are willing
601
00:36:43,897 --> 00:36:46,149
to work 80 hours a week,
602
00:36:46,149 --> 00:36:49,360
never see their families,
603
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:51,446
never get any credit?
604
00:36:51,613 --> 00:36:53,072
- It's because
they get to work on
605
00:36:53,072 --> 00:36:55,241
the best phone in the world,
Doug.
606
00:37:04,751 --> 00:37:06,419
- That must be it.
607
00:37:19,265 --> 00:37:21,893
- Hello?
608
00:37:21,893 --> 00:37:23,811
- You're making
a big mistake, sport.
609
00:37:23,811 --> 00:37:25,230
- Yeah, sorry...
- Don't you dare fucking
610
00:37:25,230 --> 00:37:26,898
hang up on me.
- I'll call you back.
611
00:37:26,898 --> 00:37:28,441
- Don't hang up on me.
Don't you fucking...
612
00:37:28,441 --> 00:37:31,486
- How's everybody doing?
613
00:37:31,486 --> 00:37:33,488
- Jim.
614
00:37:33,488 --> 00:37:35,782
I know this isn't exactly
what you want to hear,
615
00:37:35,782 --> 00:37:38,701
but this board feels that
616
00:37:38,701 --> 00:37:41,913
in order to avoid
further disruptions,
617
00:37:41,913 --> 00:37:45,792
it's best we end our
relationship with BlackBerry.
618
00:37:45,792 --> 00:37:47,794
- John, we're just
getting started.
619
00:37:47,794 --> 00:37:50,505
- Jim, I'm serious.
620
00:37:50,672 --> 00:37:52,173
We're willing to take
the hit on users
621
00:37:52,173 --> 00:37:54,175
and let them go crash
somebody else's fucking network.
622
00:37:54,175 --> 00:37:57,262
It's over.
623
00:37:57,262 --> 00:38:00,265
- No.
624
00:38:00,265 --> 00:38:04,477
What's over is your bullshit
limit of 500,000 users.
625
00:38:04,477 --> 00:38:07,897
We quadrupled it.
- Okay, Jim...
626
00:38:07,897 --> 00:38:11,484
- Our engineers
reprogrammed your towers.
627
00:38:11,484 --> 00:38:13,319
As of right now,
Verizon is capable
628
00:38:13,319 --> 00:38:15,822
of carrying two million
BlackBerries at the same time,
629
00:38:15,822 --> 00:38:19,284
and we've already sold
half of those.
630
00:38:19,284 --> 00:38:21,119
- Bullshit.
631
00:38:21,119 --> 00:38:23,329
- Try me.
632
00:38:43,683 --> 00:38:46,144
- ♪ Hello, operator ♪
633
00:38:46,144 --> 00:38:49,022
♪ Can you give me number nine? ♪
634
00:38:49,022 --> 00:38:51,357
♪ Can I see you later? ♪
635
00:38:51,357 --> 00:38:53,943
♪ Will you give me back
my dime ♪
636
00:38:53,943 --> 00:38:55,903
♪ Turn the oscillator ♪
637
00:38:55,903 --> 00:38:58,573
♪ Twist it with
the dollar bill ♪
638
00:38:58,573 --> 00:39:00,908
♪ Mail man bring the paper ♪
639
00:39:00,908 --> 00:39:05,079
♪ Leave it on my window sill ♪
640
00:39:05,079 --> 00:39:06,831
- How did you do it, Mike?
47031
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof