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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,120 --> 00:00:06,760 There's... There's no loo roll! 2 00:00:10,440 --> 00:00:11,919 There's no loo roll! 3 00:00:11,920 --> 00:00:13,160 Didn't you order any? 4 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:18,400 SHE SIGHS 5 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:18,399 Lisa! 6 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:20,160 There's no bloody loo roll! 7 00:00:24,240 --> 00:00:25,440 Lisa! 8 00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:31,279 I thought we had some in the cupboard. 9 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:34,800 TYRES SCREECH 10 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:34,800 Jesus! Oh, Jesus Christ. 11 00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:40,920 HORN BEEPS 12 00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:40,920 Wait. 13 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:44,200 HORN BEEPS 14 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:48,159 I've got tea all over me! 15 00:00:48,160 --> 00:00:49,479 - What are you doing? - Yeah, yeah, 16 00:00:49,480 --> 00:00:51,359 I've got burning hot tea all over my hand! 17 00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:53,160 Come on, move. 18 00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:53,159 HORNS BEEP 19 00:00:53,160 --> 00:00:54,639 - Get back in your car! - No, he pulled out! 20 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:55,959 He's not moving. 21 00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:57,879 SHOUTING, HORNS BEEPING 22 00:00:57,880 --> 00:00:59,799 Come on, let's go! 23 00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:01,120 Get in your car! 24 00:01:06,811 --> 00:01:11,159 You shouldn't be holding a cup of tea while driving. 25 00:01:11,160 --> 00:01:12,640 Uh, you pulled out! 26 00:01:11,160 --> 00:01:12,639 HORN BEEPS 27 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:14,839 Oh, my God are you actually kidding me?! 28 00:01:14,840 --> 00:01:16,079 Where are you going? 29 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:18,759 They say it'll brighten up so... 30 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:20,960 - Everything crossed. - Yes! 31 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:25,159 It's been such a long time since we had some sun. 32 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:27,559 Oh, yeah it's been unbearable. 33 00:01:27,560 --> 00:01:30,559 - Sorry, going on about the weather. - HE LAUGHS 34 00:01:30,560 --> 00:01:32,800 I've been in this country too long! 35 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:40,359 Where are you? 36 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:42,240 See if you can work it out. 37 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:53,839 What are you doing? 38 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:55,520 I'm flying a kite. 39 00:01:57,720 --> 00:02:01,119 Get out of bed. Come on. Your dinner's ready. 40 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:02,280 I'm all right. 41 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:05,120 You can't just lie in bed. 42 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:08,359 Oh is that what I'm doing? 43 00:02:08,360 --> 00:02:10,479 Sorry. I'm such a lazybones. 44 00:02:10,480 --> 00:02:11,959 Fucking come on! 45 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:14,839 - What the fuck are you doing?! - Just come and have your dinner! 46 00:02:14,840 --> 00:02:16,719 It'll burn my mouth! 47 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:19,159 Well, you can fucking blow on it then, can't you! 48 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:20,399 I spent all that time... 49 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:21,759 - You opened a jar! - ..cooking! And now... 50 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:23,119 - Now you're just... - You opened a jar! 51 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:25,279 Don't try and pretend you've been slaving away in the kitchen. 52 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:27,439 - Just come and have your dinner! - Oh, my God what's wrong with you?! 53 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:28,919 Come on! 54 00:02:28,920 --> 00:02:30,680 HE SIGHS 55 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:33,240 Fuck's sake! 56 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:40,920 INDISTINCT CONVERSATION 57 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:50,440 Stephen? 58 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:54,640 Stephen? 59 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:58,320 SHE SIGHS 60 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:09,240 Ow! 61 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:32,600 INDISTINCT CONVERSATION 62 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:29,599 - Hey. - This is...great. 63 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:32,519 - I mean, that sofa... - I'll just pop up and... 64 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:34,440 I'll send someone down for you. 65 00:04:35,520 --> 00:04:37,360 Fantastic. Thank you. 66 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:59,559 Great set up you've got here. 67 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:00,800 What a view! 68 00:05:01,840 --> 00:05:03,920 Wow, amazing. 69 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:08,999 No, it's, uh... It's great to see it at last. 70 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:11,079 Thanks for inviting me. 71 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:13,559 I just... I told work I had a family emergency 72 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:16,519 and they were like, "Go, go," so... Here? 73 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:22,239 Yeah, they were like, "Go, go. Family over everything," so... 74 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:23,960 Yeah, they'll believe anything. 75 00:05:31,320 --> 00:05:33,239 I'm pregnant, 76 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:35,400 you're the father, and I'm leaving you. 77 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:40,719 Heh! Sorry? 78 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:45,279 I'm pregnant, you're the father, and I'm leaving you. 79 00:05:45,280 --> 00:05:47,360 I thought I should tell you to your face. 80 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:51,159 What are you doing? 81 00:05:51,160 --> 00:05:54,480 - I'm pregnant, you're the father... - All right. Don't say it again. 82 00:05:54,481 --> 00:05:59,999 I appreciate the time that you've taken to come here this afternoon. 83 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,839 Can you stop talking like a robot? 84 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:06,039 You're like, "I appreciate this, I appreciate that." 85 00:06:06,040 --> 00:06:07,880 Ha! It's hilarious. 86 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:11,800 Uh, you were on the pill. 87 00:06:11,801 --> 00:06:14,959 Were you on the pill or weren't you on the pill? 88 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:17,079 You never asked me if I was on the pill. 89 00:06:17,080 --> 00:06:18,479 You fucking what? 90 00:06:18,480 --> 00:06:21,119 You just assumed I was on the fucking pill, Dave! 91 00:06:21,120 --> 00:06:22,999 Oh, so you're a liar now, as well? 92 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:25,360 - OK, right. - That's interesting. 93 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:28,959 - Yeah. - Wow. 94 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:32,159 OK. No, that's very interesting, because I trusted you. 95 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:35,439 But no, you have to break my trust. Wow. OK. 96 00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:37,599 Probably never trust anyone ever again. 97 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:41,079 I'm actually... I'm seeing a whole other side to you, actually. 98 00:06:41,080 --> 00:06:43,400 So thank God I'm getting out while I still can. 99 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:47,039 Just... Just... 100 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:49,560 ..have a think for a moment. 101 00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:53,040 Uh, yeah? 102 00:06:56,360 --> 00:07:00,519 What kind of person is told that they're going to be a father 103 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:02,360 and responds like this? 104 00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:12,400 Yeah. Well done. Very clever. 105 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:30,599 You'll need me in Singapore. 106 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:31,919 This is weird, Dave. 107 00:07:31,920 --> 00:07:33,799 I know how hard it can be for a woman, 108 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:35,359 especially a beautiful woman, 109 00:07:35,360 --> 00:07:37,359 to have to struggle in that environment 110 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:38,599 or, like, any environment 111 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:42,079 because of the patriarchy and, um, everyday sexism 112 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:43,399 and that thing you said men do 113 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:44,919 when their eyes keep glancing at your tits. 114 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:46,560 You're not coming to Singapore. 115 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:50,079 OK, um, look. 116 00:07:50,080 --> 00:07:51,999 Pregnancy's actually a really hard time for a woman... 117 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:54,319 - We're splitting up. - ..mentally. So let's sleep on it. 118 00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:55,919 We're splitting up, Dave. 119 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:59,159 I've told everyone I'm moving to fucking Singapore! 120 00:07:59,160 --> 00:08:00,919 I... 121 00:08:00,920 --> 00:08:02,720 They're really excited for me. 122 00:08:04,480 --> 00:08:07,439 But no, you want to let all those people down. 123 00:08:07,440 --> 00:08:08,999 Wow. OK. That's interesting. 124 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:11,320 Yeah, no, that's very interesting. Says a lot. 125 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:16,600 You are destroying your son. 126 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:19,359 Here we go. 127 00:08:19,360 --> 00:08:21,359 You're trivial, you're selfish, 128 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:24,639 and your atheism is cheap, lazy and pretentious. 129 00:08:24,640 --> 00:08:27,800 Oh, go and cry to Jesus, you fucking moron. 130 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:33,879 Go to church with your ugly fucking family. 131 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:36,760 - Go on. - OK. - Your mum is a fat bitch! 132 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:40,800 You will never find a man who loves you like I do! 133 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:12,639 OK. 134 00:09:12,640 --> 00:09:15,080 So, tell me in your words why you're here. 135 00:09:17,960 --> 00:09:21,479 Well, we've had, uh, three miscarriages... 136 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:25,520 ..all in the past 14 months and with, um... 137 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:30,719 ..different variations of horror, 138 00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:33,240 and I think we just... 139 00:09:36,920 --> 00:09:38,560 I don't know. Why are we here? 140 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:43,279 Yeah, no, I... 141 00:09:43,280 --> 00:09:44,520 I think... 142 00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:47,240 ..just the same, really. 143 00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:54,359 Uh, Lisa's been finding it really...hard 144 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:57,839 so...it's important, I think, 145 00:09:57,840 --> 00:10:00,999 for us to come here... 146 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,050 ..and... 147 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:07,520 ..try and sort some of this out for her and, yeah, move on. 148 00:10:09,120 --> 00:10:11,240 And what do you hope to get out of it? 149 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:17,159 I just want to help her, really. 150 00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:18,440 I'll do anything. 151 00:10:19,560 --> 00:10:22,999 And I've said that, haven't I? All along. 152 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:25,640 But what do you hope to get out of it for yourself? 153 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:29,399 Uh... 154 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:34,400 I'd just like her to feel like she's able to... 155 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:38,919 ..move forward from it all 156 00:10:38,920 --> 00:10:40,880 and then we can start trying again. 157 00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:46,800 But what about for you? 158 00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:50,720 I've just told you what for me. 159 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,959 I told you what I want for me. 160 00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:57,239 I've told you like three times. 161 00:10:57,240 --> 00:11:00,400 I can tell you again if you want me to tell you again. 162 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:15,170 Shall we stay in and watch a film on Saturday? 163 00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:18,999 We haven't done that in ages. 164 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:20,480 We passed it. 165 00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:33,480 There's this Danish film. Bear with me. 166 00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:36,279 Sounds great. 167 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:38,640 It's about this couple whose house burns down. 168 00:11:40,440 --> 00:11:42,240 You're really selling it to me. 169 00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:44,639 Yeah. 170 00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:47,600 But I've heard it's really good, and... 171 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:57,360 HE SIGHS 172 00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:06,800 A Danish film about what? A couple whose house burns down? 173 00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:35,879 OK, so one - it's Danish. 174 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:37,159 It gets good reviews. 175 00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:39,639 Oh, those fuckers love anything if it's foreign. 176 00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:42,599 Me wiping my arse would get a good review if I did it in Danish. 177 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:45,439 And two - their house burns down. 178 00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:46,719 I mean, that's... 179 00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:49,319 Like, that's real Saturday night feel good, isn't it? 180 00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:51,239 I just thought it might be interesting to see... 181 00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:52,439 Oh, did ya? 182 00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:54,919 Thought a film about a house burning down might be interesting? 183 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:58,679 - OK. - That's real Saturday night. That's some real Tess Daly shit. 184 00:12:58,680 --> 00:13:01,399 You don't get Tess Daly sitting there on a Saturday night 185 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:02,760 with fucking... 186 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,400 What's the husband called? 187 00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:10,319 What's the husband called? Lisa. 188 00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:12,000 What's the husband called? 189 00:13:56,040 --> 00:13:57,600 DOORBELL RINGS 190 00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:03,999 - Oh, hi. - Hi! 191 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,799 - Hello. - Oh, you're looking great. 192 00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:09,519 Oh, thank you. You guys always look amazing. 193 00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:11,279 BOTH CHUCKLE 194 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:13,599 - You get younger every year. - Oh, I don't know about that. 195 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:14,679 I do. 196 00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:16,839 - The garage door. - Yes. 197 00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:18,759 No, I was looking at it from the outside. 198 00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:20,519 We've had it repurposed. 199 00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:22,999 - Oh, wow. - Have a look if you like. 200 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,719 We finally got fed up of sharing an office. 201 00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:27,480 ALL CHUCKLE 202 00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:32,079 It's just been under Harry's bed. 203 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:35,479 No. Yeah, it's our, um... 204 00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:37,279 I remember, it's our university stuff, isn't it? 205 00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:38,399 Yeah. 206 00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:40,359 There's a few bits of Harry's in there, 207 00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:42,040 some CDs, a pair of gloves. 208 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:46,039 We're happy to keep it. It doesn't take up any room. 209 00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:48,600 I think the lamp was your mum's. 210 00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:51,400 Oh. 211 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:05,120 I'll, um... 212 00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:07,720 I'll take it, yeah. 213 00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:12,919 Thanks. Mum won't want the lamp. 214 00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:15,200 ALL CHUCKLE 215 00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:15,199 No worries. 216 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:17,719 No, you've got so much more room in here now. 217 00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:19,239 Now I'm rid of him. 218 00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:21,799 It is a much better use of the space. 219 00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:23,759 It's been quite dramatic, actually. 220 00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:26,559 And from the garage, I have a lovely view of the garden. 221 00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:29,319 - You love the seasons. - Yes, the turning of the seasons. 222 00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:31,759 - And you keep the car on the... - Just on the driveway, yeah. 223 00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:33,359 It's fine most of the year. 224 00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:35,679 And then in the winter we've got a windscreen cover so... 225 00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:38,039 Oh, great. I've heard good things. 226 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:39,720 Oh, we swear by them. 227 00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:49,239 Well, thanks for popping over. 228 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:51,280 Oh, no, it's been great to see you. 229 00:15:51,391 --> 00:15:55,879 Lovely to see what you've done with the house. 230 00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:57,519 It's been a game-changer. 231 00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:58,640 Thank you. 232 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:02,679 Electric. 233 00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:03,879 Yes. 234 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:06,239 Yeah, we're thinking of making the switch. 235 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:09,610 I think once the infrastructure's in place, a lot more people will. 236 00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:23,560 I'm pregnant. 237 00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:31,440 I didn't want to say it in front of Janice. 238 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:36,759 Congratulations. 239 00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:39,080 I still love Harry, I promise you. 240 00:16:41,720 --> 00:16:43,320 It was just a sort of, um... 241 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:47,680 ..like a drawn-out fling. 242 00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:50,959 I miss Harry, like I... 243 00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:53,839 - It's OK. - No, I promise you, I miss him... 244 00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:55,240 I miss him so much. 245 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,360 I dream about him. 246 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:03,200 And then I wake up and... 247 00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:07,000 ..and I'm alone. 248 00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:11,719 I'm so alone, Richard. 249 00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:13,840 I miss him so much, I promise you. 250 00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:21,040 I...miss him every second of every day. 251 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:25,160 I promise you. I promise you. 252 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:50,279 - Here he is, eh! - Ha-ha! You all right, Dad? 253 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:52,479 Am I all right? Of course I'm all right. 254 00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:53,799 Eh? 255 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,879 Uh, get a few beers inside you, 256 00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:58,239 - you'll be more than all right! - Get out of it! 257 00:18:58,240 --> 00:18:59,679 BOTH CHUCKLE 258 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,060 You getting taller or what? 259 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:06,599 I tell you, I could do with a drink after the day I've had. 260 00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:09,159 - Oh, no. - Oh! 261 00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:10,879 Oh! 262 00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:12,879 - So, Pavel... - Oh, God. 263 00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:16,119 Pavel had a client meeting about a flat roof replacement. 264 00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:18,079 Looked like quite a simple one. 265 00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:19,799 It would have fitted in a nice little gap 266 00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:22,570 between a couple of much bigger jobs we've got lined up. 267 00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:27,079 HE SIGHS 268 00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:31,479 So he knows he's going to be late. What do you do? 269 00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:33,439 You call ahead. 270 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:35,639 - Oh. - But this is Pavel. 271 00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:37,559 HE CHUCKLES 272 00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:39,999 He turns up 40 minutes late. 273 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,639 HAND-DRYER BLOWS 274 00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:44,360 The client's furious, obviously! 275 00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:49,959 Right, I'll see you up there. 276 00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:51,440 Yeah. 277 00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:56,480 DOOR CLOSES 278 00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:13,799 Here we go. Ooh. 279 00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:16,080 Fancy the old beer, hey? 280 00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:18,759 HE SIGHS 281 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,159 How's your week been? 282 00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:21,799 Let me sit down first. 283 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:24,639 - Heh! What do you need to sit down for? - It's my bones. 284 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:27,079 - I'm getting old. - If you're old, what am I?! 285 00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:29,199 Ancient! 286 00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:31,879 - Oh, look. He's thirsty tonight. - Mm. 287 00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:34,959 - Gasping! - We'll be carrying you home. - HE CHUCKLES 288 00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:37,639 - I've had one sip! - That's enough for you. 289 00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:40,759 - PHONE RINGS It's enough for you, more like! - Oi! 290 00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:42,519 Oh! 291 00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:44,280 Going to have to take this. Hold on. 292 00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:47,400 Pavel, mate, you're killing me... 293 00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:29,399 - Sorry. - Dad, nah. 294 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:31,600 BOTH SIGH 295 00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:35,039 Wrong glass. 296 00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:36,599 Yeah, I noticed that. 297 00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:38,519 I asked for the branded ones but, uh... 298 00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:40,479 - It affects the flavour. - Thank you! Yes! 299 00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:41,759 Tastes completely different. 300 00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,679 They make them for a reason, don't they? 301 00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:45,239 BOTH LAUGH 302 00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:47,039 Mm. 303 00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:49,039 Mm! 304 00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:51,239 Ah... 305 00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:53,680 - Ah. - Ah! 306 00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:05,440 How's Lisa? 307 00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:09,799 Let me have a drink first! 308 00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:11,759 Again! I'm starting to worry about you! 309 00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:12,810 BOTH CHUCKLE 310 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:17,639 No, Lisa's good, yeah. 311 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:18,690 Yeah. 312 00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:20,920 Pregnant? 313 00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:25,600 Nope. 314 00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:28,880 No, it's all good. 315 00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:31,479 Her parents are over. 316 00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:33,439 Mm! Great. 317 00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:35,159 Yeah, bit of company, eh? 318 00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:38,159 - Mm, yeah, they'll have a nice chat. - Slagging you off. 319 00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:39,719 Ears burning. 320 00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:41,759 BOTH CHUCKLE 321 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:43,719 Yeah... 322 00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:46,839 - No, they're going for a curry, so... - Nice, yeah. 323 00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:48,559 Bit of... Bit of food. Bit of company. 324 00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:50,959 Yeah. Time will do the rest, eh? 325 00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:52,240 Oh, totally. Yeah. 326 00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:55,480 Yeah. 327 00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:05,960 And how are you? 328 00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:10,639 I'm great, yeah. 329 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:12,679 - Great. - Yeah. 330 00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:15,159 - All good. - Fantastic. - Yeah. 331 00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:16,520 Great. 332 00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:23,440 Yeah, no, it's...it's all like... 333 00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:26,920 - Yeah. - Yeah. 334 00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:32,000 - But... - It's all good, eh? - Yeah. 335 00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:41,039 Obviously, some days can be a bit like... 336 00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:42,120 Argh! 337 00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:46,439 Yeah. But... 338 00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:48,760 "Get me out of here! Get me out of here!" 339 00:23:53,360 --> 00:23:56,400 But, uh, chin up, eyes forward, eh? 340 00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:59,439 Yeah. 341 00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:01,040 Keep calm, carry on. 342 00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:05,639 - I love those posters. - Mm. 343 00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:07,079 Yes. Yeah. 344 00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:08,519 Keep calm, carry on! 345 00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:11,160 BOTH CHUCKLE 346 00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:11,159 Yeah, they're... 347 00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:12,600 Yeah. 348 00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:16,759 - You can get it on, like, a cup. - Can you? 349 00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:19,880 Yeah, cups, T-shirts, posters. Amazing. 350 00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:27,919 - Well, cheers. - Oh, cheers. 351 00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:29,079 Sorry we haven't cheersed yet. 352 00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:31,079 Oh, yeah! Sorry. 353 00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:34,639 No, no, my bad. Should've thought of it before, eh? 354 00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:37,710 Standards are slipping, my son, eh? Standards are slipping. 355 00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:42,799 Get a few of these down us, eh? 356 00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:44,360 Oh, it would be rude not to. 357 00:24:51,360 --> 00:24:52,680 Ah... 358 00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:59,840 KEVIN CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY 359 00:25:05,191 --> 00:25:10,799 - And they'd sort of like rent... - Yes! - ..PA services from us, 360 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,599 but I do worry... 361 00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:15,199 - It's fantastic. - I've said it before. 362 00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:16,639 It's a fantastic idea. 363 00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:18,719 Thanks. But I do worry... 364 00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:21,079 - All of your ideas are fantastic. - It's true. 365 00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:24,159 No, I sit there all day and I think, 366 00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:26,679 "I wonder what my lovely Lisa's doing now, 367 00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:28,799 "what exciting things are happening." 368 00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:31,839 You succeed in everything, love. We're very proud. 369 00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:33,719 Your work, your lovely marriage. 370 00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:35,599 Everything's going so well for you. 371 00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:38,119 Is everything OK with your food? 372 00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:39,639 It's delicious. 373 00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:41,039 It's absolutely perfect. 374 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:43,759 No, it's incredible. Thank you, though. It really is. 375 00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:47,200 I've never eaten such a fantastic meal in all my life. 376 00:25:53,360 --> 00:25:55,280 Honestly, Dad, I rinsed her. 377 00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:58,360 And not just for her money either. 378 00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:02,840 Can you hear me? 379 00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:07,640 I was just saying I fucking... I got it every day. 380 00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:13,119 Yeah, I can hear you, yeah. 381 00:26:13,120 --> 00:26:15,039 Can you hear me? 382 00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:16,280 Dad? 383 00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:29,080 Yeah, so, uh, thanks for meeting up. 384 00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:32,959 I, uh... 385 00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:35,599 I just thought it would be good to...to go through this again. 386 00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:36,760 Um... 387 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,530 I'm not sure I handled it very well, the first time. 388 00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:45,840 Um, I think I'm quite instinctive as a person and... Oh, sorry. 389 00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:48,680 Carry on. 390 00:26:51,120 --> 00:26:52,360 Thank you. 391 00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:57,040 I think I'm quite instinctive, um, as a person. 392 00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:02,599 I act on my instincts, um, which is a good thing. 393 00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:05,839 Uh, and I was kind of, um, ambushed 394 00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:09,879 with, like, three pieces of bad news so... 395 00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:12,639 You... You can't judge a person for how they respond in... 396 00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:15,110 ..in moments of high tension. I mean, you just can't. 397 00:27:15,111 --> 00:27:18,399 It's like a scientific fact. They've done experiments. 398 00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:22,319 And, uh, I suppose, like, to be honest, 399 00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:24,360 you have kept this from me. 400 00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:29,919 Not just me being banned from Singapore, 401 00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:32,159 um, which I guess you've been plotting for a while, 402 00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:36,519 uh, but the, uh, the pregnancy thing. 403 00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:38,679 You could've told me at any point. 404 00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:41,240 And you have kept that from me too. 405 00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:43,880 And, I mean, that's... 406 00:27:45,120 --> 00:27:47,679 You haven't really covered yourself in... 407 00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:50,270 - ..in glory, to be honest... - Sorry, is this an apology? 408 00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:53,879 Uh, what do you mean? 409 00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:55,799 Well, it's got the shape of an apology 410 00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:59,440 and the tone of an apology, but the content of an attack. 411 00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:05,440 You're the one who's splitting us up! 412 00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:07,650 Yeah. 413 00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:11,999 You're the one who made me go all the way to your office, 414 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,600 which, by the way, was fucking mental. 415 00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:18,560 This isn't a constructive response, Amanda. 416 00:28:22,120 --> 00:28:23,840 Well, this is interesting. 417 00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:34,559 You do know that my mum's dead, don't you! 418 00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:35,759 Wow. OK. 419 00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:38,720 So you're actually doing this to someone whose mum's dead. 420 00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:42,079 Fucking hell. 421 00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:44,279 Come on, I'm joking! I'm joking. 422 00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:46,799 You take everything so seriously! Lighten up! 423 00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:49,630 I've got something really important I need to tell you! 424 00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:19,639 An hour! They were meant to be here 425 00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:22,199 literally one hour five minutes ago. 426 00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:25,399 - They've stood you up. - Uh, yeah, thanks, Kelly! 427 00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:26,679 I mean, who does that?! 428 00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:28,599 Who leaves their mate waiting for an hour? 429 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,680 I guess they just know how boring you are. 430 00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:33,759 The cheek! 431 00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:37,399 Can you believe this, Kelly? She's calling me boring. Ha! 432 00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:40,160 And I thought me and you were getting on. Ha... 433 00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:11,520 SHE CHUCKLES 434 00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:08,160 SHE GROANS 435 00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:54,879 Oh, shut the fuck up. 436 00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:57,479 Don't speak to me like that, you prick. 437 00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:59,199 It's Saturday night! 438 00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:02,040 I am not having this conversation on a Saturday night. 439 00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:17,119 Seriously? 440 00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:19,359 What, it's Saturday night and you want me to watch 441 00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:22,550 a bunch of Danish people crying because their house burnt down. 442 00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:32,560 If you want to watch it, come now. 443 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,480 He said he was "all good". He literally said that. 444 00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:43,280 He said he was "all good". 445 00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:47,439 What do you want me to do, tell him he's not all good? 446 00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:48,879 Oh, yeah, I'll do that, shall I? 447 00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:52,839 "Hey, Stephen, son, your mum wants you to know you're not all good." 448 00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:54,560 He said he was all good. 449 00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:57,800 I was doing the dishwasher. 450 00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:13,200 HE SIGHS 451 00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:20,920 Torch. 452 00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:29,760 He said he was "all good". 453 00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:35,400 Are you stupid, or are you just pretending to be stupid? 454 00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:39,479 Wow, that's rude. 455 00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:40,679 Of course he said he was fine. 456 00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:42,610 He just tells you what you want to hear. 457 00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:47,239 Don't shake your head at me. 458 00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:49,399 Can I eat my dinner? 459 00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:52,719 Is that a crime too now, to want to eat my dinner? Mm? 460 00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:55,079 Can I breathe? Is it OK if I breathe? 461 00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:56,639 Oh, my God, you are such a dick. 462 00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:58,519 You are being very rude. 463 00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:00,199 Sitting there shaking your head at me. 464 00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:03,439 I'm actually very disappointed that you're choosing 465 00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:06,280 a Saturday night to have this conversation. 466 00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:13,399 Are you having some more? 467 00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:16,359 - We both know you're having it for breakfast... - Oh, even this? 468 00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:18,239 - ..so what's the point? - Even having a go at me about this. 469 00:34:18,240 --> 00:34:20,119 Every Saturday, where you tell me to have some more 470 00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:22,199 - when we both know you ordered extra... - I'm being polite. 471 00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:23,759 ..so, you could have it for breakfast, 472 00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:25,239 which actually, by the way, 473 00:34:25,240 --> 00:34:27,770 the smell of it in the morning makes me want to puke. 474 00:34:27,771 --> 00:34:30,159 This is what happens when I'm polite. 475 00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:32,039 Sitting there eating Chinese for breakfast. 476 00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:33,959 Great. Fine. 477 00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:35,360 I won't bother in future. 478 00:34:39,971 --> 00:34:46,559 I know what you're trying to turn this into and I'm not going there. 479 00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:48,679 - Yeah, course you're not. - Neither of us are going there. 480 00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:51,440 - Oh, are we not? - No. - Tell me you don't think about her. 481 00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:54,959 We're not doing this. 482 00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:59,079 You're fucking bollocks, Kevin. Tell me you don't think about her. 483 00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:01,439 You spend your whole life trying not to think about her, 484 00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:04,839 which is the same thing as thinking about her! 485 00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:06,770 It's why you can't look Lisa in the eye. 486 00:35:06,771 --> 00:35:09,479 It's why you were weird with her dad at the wedding. 487 00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:11,039 And you were weird at Erin's wedding. 488 00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:14,079 In fact, you're always a fucking dick at weddings 489 00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:15,719 because every time you look at the bride, 490 00:35:15,720 --> 00:35:17,559 you're thinking the same thing that I'm thinking. 491 00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:19,599 You're thinking, 492 00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:23,090 "That's what our daughter would have looked like on her wedding day." 493 00:35:25,720 --> 00:35:28,040 Just fucking admit it, you prick! 494 00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:35,919 Just fucking say something! 495 00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:37,879 I am not having this conversation. 496 00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:39,760 Great. Fuck yourself! 497 00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:46,279 Where are you going? 498 00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:48,399 Up your arse. 499 00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:49,839 I'm not letting you leave. 500 00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:51,080 What are you doing? 501 00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:55,919 I am not having Stephen take us back there! It's not happening! 502 00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:59,160 It's not happening! So sit down and eat your fucking dinner! 503 00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:02,440 Do you even remember how mad you were?! 504 00:36:03,720 --> 00:36:05,959 With your fucking happy pills 505 00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:07,959 and your parents being fucking idiots 506 00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:09,999 and your trips to the grave, 507 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:13,119 and me worried every time you leave the house 508 00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:15,480 in case you lose your fucking nut again! 509 00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:21,399 You were bonkers, Patty. 510 00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:23,240 You were a fucking loon! 511 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:28,359 I'll see you later. 512 00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:30,399 You can't drive Patty. You've been drinking. 513 00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:31,720 Fuck yourself. 514 00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:35,960 I'm sorry, Patty, you can't drive. You've been drinking! 515 00:36:35,961 --> 00:36:39,119 You've been through what your son's going through 516 00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:40,879 and you can't even talk to him about it. 517 00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:42,719 - You can't drive. - What is it you're avoiding? 518 00:36:42,720 --> 00:36:46,159 What is it you're scared you'll see if he looks into your eyes? 519 00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:48,960 - You can't drive. You've been drinking. - Fuck yourself. 520 00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:53,279 You can't drive, Patty. You've been drinking! 521 00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:54,520 Fuck yourself! 522 00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:01,800 HE SIGHS 523 00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:07,920 HE GROANS 524 00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:12,240 TV PAUSES 525 00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:19,600 You all right? 526 00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:24,080 Do you want another one? 527 00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:26,360 Yeah. 528 00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:41,839 CAN HISSES 529 00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:43,280 PHONE PINGS 530 00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:48,800 You've had a text from your dad. 531 00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:51,920 He's sent a few. 532 00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:01,440 - Oh, sorry. - Don't worry. 533 00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:46,280 So what did you think of it? 534 00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:50,680 What do you mean? 535 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:53,560 What do you think I mean? 536 00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:00,280 Yeah. 537 00:39:01,931 --> 00:39:05,439 I thought it was right up its own arse. 538 00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:06,839 BOTH CHUCKLE 539 00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:08,000 It was so slow. 540 00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:11,680 They're full of it on here. 541 00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:15,999 - No... - They reckon it's "lyrical." 542 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:17,960 Ha-ha. Of course they do... 543 00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:21,240 - "Elegiac." - Ugh... 544 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:24,879 Too scared to admit they were bored. 545 00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:26,160 Mm. 546 00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:31,120 They love anything with subtitles. 547 00:39:33,720 --> 00:39:35,440 PHONE PINGS 548 00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:38,680 Your dad again. 549 00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:48,840 TOILET FLUSHES 550 00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:15,790 So what else did you think about the film? 551 00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:18,960 HE SIGHS 552 00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:23,080 What did you think about... 553 00:40:23,081 --> 00:40:25,879 ..what it showed about, like, a couple 554 00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:27,360 going through, like... 555 00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:30,199 ..change or loss or... 556 00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:31,399 Ugh. 557 00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:32,680 HE CHUCKLES 558 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,360 You didn't like how it showed it, or...? 559 00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:43,959 It was all...so up itself. 560 00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:45,200 Yeah, it was. 561 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,319 - Yeah, so slow. - Yeah. 562 00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:50,760 Right up its own arse. 563 00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:53,440 And the bloke was annoying. 564 00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:10,560 PHONE PINGS 565 00:41:28,240 --> 00:41:30,120 You found the...the bloke annoying? 566 00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:37,560 Yeah. He was so annoying. 567 00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:41,600 In what way? 568 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,840 You found him annoying, didn't you? 569 00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:50,920 Well, of course he was annoying. The whole film was annoying. 570 00:41:54,240 --> 00:41:58,040 But...what did you find annoying about him? 571 00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:04,760 What was it about him specifically you found annoying? 572 00:42:12,720 --> 00:42:15,839 - Do you want to stop texting? - Yeah, yeah, let me just... 573 00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:18,039 HE SIGHS 574 00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:20,040 Just my dad talking... 575 00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:32,840 He keeps asking if I'm all good. 576 00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:54,279 Well, in that situation - 577 00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:56,359 their house burnt down, 578 00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:59,759 she's lost, like, all her stupid art stuff - 579 00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:03,719 the husband's job is to be there for her, look after her, 580 00:43:03,720 --> 00:43:06,430 and instead he's going around making it all about him. 581 00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:09,679 He lost a load of stuff too. 582 00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:12,120 No, but compared to like... 583 00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:12,120 PHONE PINGS 584 00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:26,319 So, he... 585 00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:28,479 He's crying and having a breakdown or whatever, 586 00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:30,520 but what does that achieve? 587 00:43:34,240 --> 00:43:35,560 He's allowed to cry. 588 00:43:35,561 --> 00:43:39,079 No, I know he's allowed to cry. Of course he's allowed... 589 00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:40,719 Can you just listen to what I'm saying? 590 00:43:40,720 --> 00:43:41,960 I am listening. 591 00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:47,240 OK. 592 00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:52,279 When stuff happens to us, for example, 593 00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:56,919 it's not for me to, like...wallow, is it? 594 00:43:56,920 --> 00:43:59,559 It wasn't me that lost the babies. It's you it happened to. 595 00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:01,520 It's you that had to have the... 596 00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:04,040 ..whatever. 597 00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:07,719 I've got to keep, like, positive, 598 00:44:07,720 --> 00:44:10,490 head up, eyes open, move forwards, keep calm, carry on. 599 00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:13,479 I'm just, like, keeping... 600 00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:15,000 ..keeping on with my life. 601 00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:18,839 It's you that had to actually... 602 00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:22,520 ..deal with the, like...the... 603 00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:25,480 ..physicality. 604 00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:30,920 But it did happen to you. 605 00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:35,360 No, it wasn't my body, was it? 606 00:44:35,361 --> 00:44:39,159 It wasn't my body that had to go through all that... 607 00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:40,760 But they were your babies. 608 00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:46,159 No, listen to what I'm saying... 609 00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:47,600 They were your babies. 610 00:44:47,601 --> 00:44:52,239 - You're not listening to me. - They were your babies. 611 00:44:52,240 --> 00:44:55,319 Can you... Can you just let me speak? Is that OK? 612 00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:56,639 Don't get annoyed at me. 613 00:44:56,640 --> 00:44:58,679 I'm not getting annoyed at you. 614 00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:00,480 - OK. - I'm not getting annoyed. 615 00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:11,119 I only had to deal with, like, the...disappointment, 616 00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:15,759 if you want to call it that, and, like, the...crisis 617 00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:17,239 in the moment, which was fine. 618 00:45:17,240 --> 00:45:18,839 I was fine with that. 619 00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:22,919 And there is a level of, like, readjustment, I guess... 620 00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:24,560 They were your babies. 621 00:45:27,031 --> 00:45:30,959 But what I'm trying say is, I didn't have to... 622 00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:32,360 They were your babies. 623 00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:37,279 - Can you stop saying that? - They were your babies, though. 624 00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:38,960 Why are you being so annoying? 625 00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:41,440 Jesus. 626 00:45:43,720 --> 00:45:45,080 They were your babies. 627 00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:49,799 We made three babies together. 628 00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:51,200 And they all died. 629 00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:55,200 It's OK to wallow. 630 00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:58,999 It's OK if you don't know what to do. 631 00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:00,480 It's OK to be broken. 632 00:46:02,240 --> 00:46:03,720 Your babies died. 633 00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:29,880 HE SOBS 634 00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:50,399 I'm good. Sorry. 635 00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:51,600 No, don't...don't be sorry. 636 00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:56,639 HE LAUGHS Fucking hell, darling, sorry. 637 00:46:56,640 --> 00:46:58,199 It's OK if you need to... 638 00:46:58,200 --> 00:46:59,720 I'm good, honestly. 639 00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:03,840 My point is, OK... 640 00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:09,479 Can you not interrupt me, please? Cos it's, like, really annoying. 641 00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:10,679 OK. 642 00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:13,510 I'm trying to, like, say something and you're just like... 643 00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:24,839 They have him all, like, serious and sad and crying and stuff 644 00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:27,679 and, oh, boo-hoo, he goes to see a therapist, 645 00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:29,799 spending 100 quid an hour, or whatever it is 646 00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:31,079 these fucking people pay, 647 00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:33,840 but what they're actually missing is he's a mug. 648 00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:39,519 - A mug? - Yeah, he's a mug. 649 00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:40,879 OK. 650 00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:43,839 He... He's all like, "Oh, yeah, great, we're married. 651 00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:45,319 "It's all going to be fine. 652 00:47:45,320 --> 00:47:47,599 "Let's just cross our fingers and hope for the best 653 00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:49,519 "and be, like, happy and smiley 654 00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:51,439 "and we're all going to live happily ever after," 655 00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:53,199 but he hasn't got a clue. 656 00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:55,319 He hasn't got a fucking clue! 657 00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:56,720 That's what they never show. 658 00:47:57,880 --> 00:47:59,559 They have to make him all... 659 00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:02,959 ..all serious and important, but the guy is just a mug. 660 00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:05,600 He's a child. He's pathetic. 661 00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:08,040 He's embarrassing. 662 00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:13,480 HE SIGHS 663 00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:35,679 You'd better get used to an early start 664 00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:37,160 when you have the baby. 665 00:48:39,320 --> 00:48:42,519 Yeah, I'm often up early for work. 666 00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:44,119 Yeah, but how early? 667 00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:45,479 Four, five. 668 00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:48,239 Yeah, but I bet that's on a full night's sleep, is it? 669 00:48:48,240 --> 00:48:50,119 Not always. 670 00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:51,440 OK. 671 00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:54,959 A TENS machine? 672 00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:58,399 Yeah, I'm not sure what good a TENS machine will be 673 00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:01,119 when you've got a baby clambering out of your vagina. 674 00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:04,600 "Oh, don't worry about the epidural! She's got a TENS machine." 675 00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:08,839 Amanda's got a TENS machine, Mum, for the birth. 676 00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:11,639 A TENS machine? OK... 677 00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:13,999 I'm just imagining the midwife. 678 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:15,399 Oh, Kimberley! 679 00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:18,439 "Don't worry about the epidural. She's got a TENS machine." 680 00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:22,119 Yeah. You might need more than a TENS machine, love. 681 00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:24,039 Well, that's what I've been telling her. 682 00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:27,399 DAVE ON ANSWERING MACHINE: I think it's just... 683 00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:29,160 ..the way that you went about it. 684 00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:32,880 Making me go all the way to your office. 685 00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:38,410 And I know I could have done a lot of things differently, but... 686 00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:41,519 You know when you cook, like, 687 00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:44,199 a burger from frozen and the outside's all... 688 00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:45,599 ..all warm and cooked 689 00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:47,600 and the middle bit's still solid ice? 690 00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:50,400 That's you. 691 00:50:00,720 --> 00:50:02,359 Where the hell have you being? 692 00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:03,999 Did you stop at Chicken Cottage? 693 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:05,959 - Did you stop at Chicken Cottage? - No. 694 00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:07,360 No, I've been tracking you. 695 00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:11,480 I saw you, Gavin. You stopped at chicken cottage. 696 00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:14,040 Don't lie to me. 697 00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:17,159 I saw you accept my journey 698 00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:20,680 and then for 13 minutes your car paused outside Chicken Cottage. 699 00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:24,240 I can smell the bloody chicken! 700 00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:53,160 VACUUM CLEANER RUMBLES 701 00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:31,520 I found this. 702 00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:40,240 Yeah, there's some real classics in there. 703 00:51:43,240 --> 00:51:45,080 I used to sing them with my nan. 704 00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:53,160 We could sing some if you... 705 00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:55,920 ..if you get a minute. 706 00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:41,160 Hey. How was work? 707 00:52:43,240 --> 00:52:45,999 That was a long one, wasn't it? 708 00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:48,320 Why are you so late? 709 00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:55,120 HE SOBS 710 00:52:58,760 --> 00:52:59,920 Hey... 711 00:53:01,240 --> 00:53:02,640 Hey. 712 00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:19,079 Did you just put the ketchup away? 713 00:53:19,080 --> 00:53:20,799 Yeah. Sorry. 714 00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:22,719 No, sorry. 715 00:53:22,720 --> 00:53:24,959 Oh... I thought you'd finished with it. 716 00:53:24,960 --> 00:53:27,479 - No, I haven't used it yet. - Oh, I'm sorry. 717 00:53:27,480 --> 00:53:30,720 No, sorry, it's me, I'm all over the place. 718 00:53:40,720 --> 00:53:43,199 SHE LAUGHS 719 00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:45,359 Just eat it. 720 00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:48,479 What? What? 721 00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:50,519 You said you were hungry! 722 00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:51,960 Rar! 723 00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:55,599 THEY LAUGH 724 00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:57,280 MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO 725 00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:02,999 Do you just say things so I'll stop talking? 726 00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:05,080 Is that what you...? 727 00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:09,599 OK. There's no... 728 00:54:09,600 --> 00:54:13,279 There's no way of saying this without sounding rude. 729 00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:15,440 No, go on. 730 00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:21,990 Did I tell you what happened last night when I was leaving? 731 00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:28,799 Are you talking to me? 732 00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:30,399 TOILET FLUSHES 733 00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:34,159 So it was, like, quarter to five and she calls me in... 734 00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:35,759 Quarter to five?! 735 00:54:35,760 --> 00:54:37,119 Yeah. 736 00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:40,000 I'm basically packing up my bag at quarter to five. 737 00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:43,199 Mentally I'm already in the car. 738 00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:44,879 HE LAUGHS 739 00:54:44,880 --> 00:54:46,999 So she calls me in, says we need to have another chat 740 00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:49,400 about putting together a new HR policy. 741 00:54:51,720 --> 00:54:53,720 That is so boring. 742 00:54:56,960 --> 00:55:00,119 Right, that... That literally couldn't be any more boring. 743 00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:01,999 There's only six of us in the office! 744 00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:03,719 You did an HR policy last year, didn't you? 745 00:55:03,720 --> 00:55:05,639 11 months ago! 746 00:55:05,640 --> 00:55:07,879 There's only six of us work there! 747 00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:09,839 Why do we need a HR policy?! 748 00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:11,000 What's that? 749 00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:14,479 11 months ago! 750 00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:15,880 I checked my emails! 751 00:55:17,320 --> 00:55:21,119 There's only six of us work there! 752 00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:23,480 You did an HR policy last year, didn't you? 753 00:55:26,720 --> 00:55:28,120 Lisa? 754 00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:33,399 Didn't you do an HR policy last year? 755 00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:40,359 # Your dreams are up in arms because they say can't compete with you 756 00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:46,479 # When you stop the day with a little syllable 757 00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:49,960 # Left unfinished 758 00:55:53,560 --> 00:55:56,760 # When you move to kiss me 759 00:56:00,880 --> 00:56:06,359 # Now each word bursts like a volcano 760 00:56:06,360 --> 00:56:10,720 # Cos there's nowhere else for this love to go 761 00:56:14,840 --> 00:56:19,719 # I grabbed a cable and a microphone 762 00:56:19,720 --> 00:56:24,040 # Cos there's nowhere else for this love to turn 763 00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:33,719 # And I, I just can't believe 764 00:56:33,720 --> 00:56:37,560 # I found someone the same as me. # 765 00:56:37,610 --> 00:56:42,160 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 54398

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