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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:03,559 This programme contains strong language from the start, scenes 2 00:00:03,560 --> 00:00:05,759 which some viewers may find upsetting and some scenes of a sexual nature 3 00:00:05,760 --> 00:00:08,319 Where are we going?! Oh, I'm not running! I'm not running! 4 00:00:08,320 --> 00:00:09,759 Yeah, thanks. 5 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:11,120 Thanks, guys. Good of you. 6 00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:15,910 I'm not running unless you tell me where we're going! 7 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:20,239 Wait! 8 00:00:20,240 --> 00:00:21,480 Just tell me! 9 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:26,439 Just tell me where we're going! 10 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:27,879 No... Oh! 11 00:00:27,880 --> 00:00:29,479 Oh, no! That's disgusting. 12 00:00:29,480 --> 00:00:32,960 HE LAUGHS 13 00:00:29,480 --> 00:00:32,959 It's not funny! 14 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:34,559 Course not. 15 00:00:34,560 --> 00:00:36,359 It might be someone's piss! 16 00:00:36,360 --> 00:00:38,950 Yeah, there's nothing funny about that, is there? 17 00:00:40,720 --> 00:00:42,280 - Oh! - Oh! 18 00:00:44,040 --> 00:00:47,279 - No! - We did it six years ago, we do it now. 19 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:49,840 Ah, don't drink it! Jesus! 20 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:53,639 We did it six years ago - 21 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:55,120 we do it now. 22 00:00:55,121 --> 00:00:58,759 Are you also going to kiss me and touch my tits? 23 00:00:58,760 --> 00:01:01,159 Woo! I'm going to try. 24 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:02,759 Oh! 25 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:05,280 Oh, fucking hell! 26 00:01:08,440 --> 00:01:10,000 Oh, my God! 27 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:14,359 Is that the same bloke? 28 00:01:14,360 --> 00:01:16,519 Does he look miserable? 29 00:01:16,520 --> 00:01:18,520 - Yep. - Yeah, it's the same bloke. 30 00:01:20,520 --> 00:01:23,470 - Yeah, that's...that's the wall where we... - We sat on the bench. 31 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:25,639 We sat on the bench! 32 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:27,239 - You...you had your legs... - No! 33 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:29,479 - ..like spread on either side of the wall... - No way. 34 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:31,890 ..and I couldn't stop thinking about your vagina. 35 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:35,199 You kept thinking about my vagina? 36 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:36,639 Yeah, of course. 37 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:39,719 Not my fantastic personality? 38 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:42,199 A little bit your personality. 39 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:44,399 Like 5%? 40 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:45,799 Like 5...10%. 41 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:47,440 Oh, my God, much as that? 42 00:01:48,720 --> 00:01:50,879 It's a fiver for a Scotch egg. 43 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:52,600 - Shut up. - Look, above the bar. 44 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:56,880 Ah, they've ruined it. 45 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:02,919 What's a fucking microbrewery? 46 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:04,200 Who gives a fuck? 47 00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:08,240 LAUGHTER AND MUSIC FROM INSIDE 48 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:16,240 It's just important for us to do stuff like this... 49 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:20,079 Did he have a TV in a trolley? 50 00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:22,079 He literally just has a... 51 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:24,079 THEY LAUGH 52 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:25,890 It's a guy pushing a TV in a trolley! 53 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:30,679 No, you're right, I know. 54 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:32,000 Positives. 55 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:37,919 - We just have to, like... - Yeah, I know. 56 00:02:37,920 --> 00:02:39,240 I know. You're right. 57 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:44,079 Get out the flat, have a drink, 58 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:46,919 get covered in kebab juice. 59 00:02:46,920 --> 00:02:50,240 See a fella pushing a trolley with a telly in it! 60 00:02:56,840 --> 00:03:04,039 - I just thought it was important for us to, like, relive... - Yeah. 61 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:06,720 ..the best night of... definitely my life. 62 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:09,570 Yours? 63 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:13,080 It's up there. 64 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:18,560 No, this is... 65 00:03:19,640 --> 00:03:20,960 Yeah. 66 00:03:22,080 --> 00:03:24,399 You're right. 67 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:27,080 You're right. I...I just need to get my head around it. 68 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:31,839 # Dreams are up in arms because... # 69 00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:33,959 Yeah. 70 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:35,239 We stay positive. 71 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:39,640 # Stop the day with a little syllable 72 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:44,200 # Left unfinished 73 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:51,040 # When you know you've to kiss me 74 00:03:55,960 --> 00:04:00,959 # Now each word bursts like a volcano 75 00:04:00,960 --> 00:04:05,240 # Cos there's nowhere else for this love to go 76 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:14,719 # I grabbed a keyboard and a microphone 77 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:17,839 # Cos there's nowhere else for this love to go... # 78 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:20,039 Can we go home now? 79 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:21,639 Yep. 80 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:23,120 I'm freezing and I need a poo. 81 00:04:25,280 --> 00:04:28,040 Now that's why I married you, you know? 82 00:04:42,520 --> 00:04:43,959 Hey, Jim. 83 00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:45,399 I'm, erm... 84 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:47,999 I'm just... I'm just getting in a cab. 85 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,199 I think you're on mute, Amanda. 86 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:51,400 Oh, sorry! 87 00:04:55,680 --> 00:04:56,959 Sorry. 88 00:04:56,960 --> 00:04:59,359 I'm in a cab, but I can, erm... 89 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:02,159 I just wanted to say before Priya logs on... 90 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:03,519 Yeah? 91 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:08,680 Last week, obviously I was thinking a lot about you and Harry. 92 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:11,359 Yeah. 93 00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:14,280 And I just wanted to say I was thinking of you and Harry... 94 00:05:14,281 --> 00:05:18,079 ..and everything with Harry, and I hope you're... 95 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:20,200 SWITCHES CALL TO HEADPHONES 96 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:25,799 Thank you. That's erm... 97 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:27,160 That's really kind of you. 98 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:33,680 Yeah. 99 00:05:35,280 --> 00:05:36,680 Thank you. 100 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:40,799 Hey, Priya. 101 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:42,039 Hey! 102 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:43,840 Oh, no, don't apologise. 103 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:47,519 You OK with those? 104 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:48,570 Yeah. 105 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:55,999 You all right? 106 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:58,279 Yeah. 107 00:05:58,280 --> 00:06:00,399 Ah! 108 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:03,039 I need a bigger key ring. 109 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:04,760 Yep. 110 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:11,200 Sorry. 111 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:16,640 It's just a bit, erm... 112 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:33,440 OK. That's better. 113 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:43,599 Ahh... Sorry. 114 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:44,840 No. 115 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:48,360 Just got a frog in my, er... 116 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:53,760 - Excuse me. - No. 117 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:56,840 - All good? - Yeah. 118 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:16,730 Do you want to come to Daniel's birthday party? 119 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:20,880 OK. 120 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:25,839 I don't know if it's, like, too much, or too soon? 121 00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:28,520 No, it's... Yeah. Thank you. 122 00:07:30,440 --> 00:07:32,280 You meet my family, I'll meet yours. 123 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:43,119 Don't know if that's like something you've done before 124 00:07:43,120 --> 00:07:46,039 with...any of your exes... 125 00:07:46,040 --> 00:07:48,839 TAP RUNS 126 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:51,080 Been to their kid's birthday parties. 127 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:55,840 If you had any particularly important ex-boyfriend. 128 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:15,679 Amanda news. 129 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:18,599 Is she going to order another rack of lamb and make us split the bill? 130 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:20,199 That was for me. 131 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:21,250 Yeah? 132 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,680 Do you want the Amanda news, or not? 133 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:37,239 BIN CLATTERS 134 00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:38,879 So, what's the Amanda news? 135 00:08:38,880 --> 00:08:42,200 She's asked if she can go to Daniel's birthday party. 136 00:08:44,560 --> 00:08:45,959 I told you she was weird. 137 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:48,399 HE LAUGHS 138 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:50,679 Who actually asks to go to a kids' birthday party? 139 00:08:50,680 --> 00:08:52,399 Well, he wants us to look after her. 140 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:54,839 I'm quite looking forward to it - 141 00:08:54,840 --> 00:08:56,559 nice chat with people, 142 00:08:56,560 --> 00:08:59,040 stay positive, see Daniel and his little mates. 143 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:03,960 Have you told him we're going? 144 00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:07,799 DISHWASHER HUMS 145 00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:09,400 Have you told him we're going?! 146 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:16,559 Well, we've had two miscarriages. 147 00:09:16,560 --> 00:09:18,079 The first was spontaneous. 148 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:20,519 That was at seven weeks. 149 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:22,159 Or thereabouts. 150 00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:24,599 And, yeah, then the second one was more recent. 151 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:26,959 That was a missed miscarriage. 152 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:29,959 The baby measured eight weeks five, 153 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:32,959 and we were expecting it to be twelve three. 154 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:35,200 So I had an ERPC. 155 00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:39,079 - How old are you? - I'm 34. 156 00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:40,640 I was 33 when this happened. 157 00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:45,559 So, yeah, we want to try again. 158 00:09:45,560 --> 00:09:48,959 It... It said online we could be referred to a 159 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:51,919 - recurrent miscarriage specialist. - Yeah. 160 00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:53,280 That's after three. 161 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:57,560 HE CONTINUES TO TYPE 162 00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:03,239 OK. 163 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:05,800 So, two miscarriages at your age is... 164 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,479 We don't get in a flurry 165 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:11,519 when a 34-year-old has a couple of miscarriages. 166 00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:13,119 When you get to three miscarriages, 167 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:15,399 then, yes, we can explore it a little further, 168 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:16,800 but usually it's just... 169 00:10:18,101 --> 00:10:21,759 You might have another miscarriage, 170 00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:24,279 and then another one, then another one, then another one. 171 00:10:24,280 --> 00:10:27,159 The only thing to do is stay positive. 172 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:28,919 Get some sleep. 173 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:30,599 Breathing. 174 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:33,639 Got a sheet here somewhere... 175 00:10:33,640 --> 00:10:35,000 ..about breathing... 176 00:10:44,320 --> 00:10:46,560 Ah. The mess! 177 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:53,640 Breathing?! 178 00:10:57,560 --> 00:10:59,120 - Breathing?! - Yeah. 179 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:03,880 I was sitting there like, "Are you kidding me?!" 180 00:11:07,560 --> 00:11:08,879 CRASH 181 00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:10,480 CAR ALARM BLARES 182 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:22,520 TURNS OFF ENGINE 183 00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:28,800 CAR ALARM BLARES 184 00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:41,880 CAR ALARM BLARES 185 00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:17,639 - We don't get in a...get in a... - Flurry. 186 00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:19,799 Oh, my God! 187 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:21,039 Oh, do you not get in a flurry 188 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:23,519 when a 34-year-old has a couple of miscarriages? 189 00:12:23,520 --> 00:12:26,479 Yeah, yeah, let's brush that off. Easy. 190 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:28,679 I can't get my head out of this flurry. 191 00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:30,159 Have you not been breathing? 192 00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:32,720 No-one gave me a sheet about it! HE LAUGHS 193 00:12:32,721 --> 00:12:37,479 He doesn't get in a flurry about a couple of miscarriages. 194 00:12:37,480 --> 00:12:39,439 Yeah, just a couple. That's all. 195 00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:42,479 But he will get in a flurry about some messy paperwork. 196 00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:45,159 Oh, my God his...his face! 197 00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:47,879 Yeah. He just needs to breathe through it. 198 00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:49,319 Did you see the bits from his lunch? 199 00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:51,880 Oh! I could smell the satsuma when I walked in. 200 00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:57,520 Breathing! 201 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:02,600 And the shrug. 202 00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:06,959 - Did you see the shrug? - Yeah, I saw the fucking shrug. 203 00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:08,960 TEXT ALERT 204 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,399 We just need to stay positive. 205 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:16,119 HE TYPES 206 00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:18,800 Honestly, he's got no idea what you've been through. 207 00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:27,920 What we've been through. 208 00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:32,479 TEXT ALERT 209 00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:33,530 HE CHUCKLES 210 00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:36,439 Hmm? 211 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:38,240 HE TYPES 212 00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:44,679 - You got money? - Phone. 213 00:13:44,680 --> 00:13:48,079 OK, I'll get the Crunchies and the Fanta! You go to Greggs! 214 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:51,919 - First left? - First left, second right, other side of the road. 215 00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:55,319 - And it's the caramel custard doughnut, yeah? - Yeah! 216 00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:57,639 If they don't have that, get a Yum Yum! 217 00:13:57,640 --> 00:14:00,400 And if they don't have a Yum Yum...call me! 218 00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:08,759 Hey there, big guy. 219 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:10,359 So, tomorrow afternoon, OK? 220 00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:12,719 And then you'll get to go straight to Josh's party. 221 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:15,600 All right? I'll see you later, darling. Go on. 222 00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:19,839 Inhaler's in his bag. 223 00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:22,319 He did a bit of a weird poo this morning, so keep an eye on that. 224 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:24,199 - Three o'clock OK for tomorrow? - Er, yeah, yeah, yeah. 225 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:26,079 Er, sorry.. 226 00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:28,119 Can I just, erm... 227 00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:30,799 I'm going to introduce him to my new partner, Amanda. 228 00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:33,719 She's er... She's really great with kids. 229 00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:35,919 Are you fucking stupid? 230 00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:37,239 What the fuck? 231 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:38,960 What do you mean "what the fuck?"? 232 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:43,599 She'll fucking dump you, like they all do and then he'll... 233 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:44,959 Why the foul language, Bella? 234 00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:46,399 Why the foul language? 235 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:48,999 - You're such a fucking moron. - Who's the moron? Hmm. - Wow! 236 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,599 Who's the moron?! Huh? 237 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:54,159 - How you doing, mate? Are you good? - Yeah. 238 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:55,519 Excellent. 239 00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:58,040 Er, crunchies are in the fridge. Fanta? 240 00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:02,559 - Yeah. - I know my son! 241 00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:05,359 I thought we'd try something different for your lunch today, 242 00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:06,919 so I got you a Yum Yum. 243 00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:09,720 GAME BEEPS 244 00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:23,119 - All good? - Yeah. 245 00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:24,200 He's playing. 246 00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:37,680 Do you want to say hello? 247 00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:43,600 Well, I... I don't want to get in the way of your bonding. 248 00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:46,720 Mm. 249 00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:19,959 You all right, mate? You OK to pause that? 250 00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:21,159 One minute. 251 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:22,680 Yeah, OK, cool. No problem. 252 00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:27,119 This is Amanda. 253 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,440 GAME CONTINUES 254 00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:35,880 Thank you for letting me be with you both on your special day together. 255 00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:40,439 I hear someone's got a birthday coming up. 256 00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:41,840 That's very cool. 257 00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:03,839 - He loves that game. - Yeah. 258 00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:05,120 He'd be on it all day. 259 00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:13,040 - What is it, a...? - He can use it as a tablecloth. 260 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,319 Cool. 261 00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:17,680 No, he'll love that. 262 00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:29,039 Just tell me if you and him need some alone time. 263 00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:30,360 Mm. 264 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:50,039 Can I get a decaf latte please, 265 00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:54,839 and to eat I'll just have the plain poached eggs on sourdough, 266 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:57,799 but can I get them cooked through? 267 00:17:57,800 --> 00:18:01,199 - Yep. - And I do mean cooked through. 268 00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:03,199 Because sometimes you say cooked through 269 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:05,679 and they still leave them a little bit soft. 270 00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:07,199 Sorry. 271 00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:09,239 Not a problem. 272 00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:11,399 And I'll get a cup of tea, please. 273 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:13,199 Oh, sorry. You go. 274 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:17,559 And I'll get...the Eggs Benedict. 275 00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:19,079 Thanks. 276 00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:20,960 And how would you like your eggs? 277 00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:24,120 Runny. 278 00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:27,999 You get more sex. 279 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,319 Exactly, right? 280 00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:31,639 Thanks. 281 00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:33,639 - Nothing wrong with that. - Absolutely! 282 00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:36,199 Yeah, we're all good. 283 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,679 Keeping positive, trying again, 284 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:41,400 enjoying our lives while we still can! 285 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:45,679 You know Stephen. 286 00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:47,679 He always sees the bright side, 287 00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:50,799 so he's keeping us positive and optimistic, 288 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:52,640 which is just what we need. 289 00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:58,319 - Sorry. - No. 290 00:18:58,320 --> 00:18:59,720 They're not hard, are they? 291 00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:04,520 - No. - No-one would say they were hard. 292 00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:08,239 They're kind of squidgy. 293 00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:09,720 They are. They're like... 294 00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:13,120 - Yeah, they're squidgy. - Yeah. 295 00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:23,320 - Sorry. - No, you go. 296 00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:45,839 Thanks. 297 00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:49,239 So, this might be like a crazy Lisa idea, 298 00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:52,119 but remember ages ago, we made that little business plan - 299 00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:54,920 PA Plus, or whatever we want to call it? 300 00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:58,759 That was such a good idea, right? 301 00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:02,759 At first we could fit it around other work and other commitments, 302 00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:05,040 if you still wanted to give it a go? 303 00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:09,519 Might be good for fitting around a baby... 304 00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:11,080 Thanks. 305 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:18,600 Bit better. 306 00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:21,440 Mm. 307 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:35,959 How was lunch? 308 00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:37,010 It was great, yeah. 309 00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:40,880 You didn't reply to my WhatsApps. 310 00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:52,999 We need more soap in the toilet. 311 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,719 There's one in the cupboard. 312 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:55,770 There isn't. 313 00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:00,160 How long did you look? 314 00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:03,799 Ages. 315 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:05,719 Ages, yeah? 316 00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:07,560 Absolutely ages. 317 00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:11,079 I was unbelievably thorough. 318 00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:12,840 You're so painful. 319 00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:28,199 How can you not see that?! 320 00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:29,759 There's none in there! 321 00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:31,560 You had to move like three things! 322 00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:51,559 How's Nicola? 323 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:52,880 Good. 324 00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:57,479 Did she say "this, that and the other"? 325 00:21:57,480 --> 00:21:59,879 She never said that. 326 00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:03,479 She made us go to a wine bar, which is basically a pub for pricks. 327 00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:05,119 You loved the wine bar. 328 00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:07,679 She said "this, that and the other" five times in one night. 329 00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:09,639 Was it five times? 330 00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:11,119 Yeah. 331 00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:13,319 I counted. 332 00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:14,840 That's so cool. 333 00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:37,320 I've got a... like a loose bit on my... 334 00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:40,439 ..the bit next to the fingernail. 335 00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:42,920 - Use nail clippers. - No, I'm biting it. 336 00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:48,800 Was she keen on your PA Plus idea? 337 00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:51,920 It was both our idea. 338 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,480 What did you have? 339 00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:56,679 Eggs. 340 00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:58,359 Nice? 341 00:23:58,360 --> 00:24:00,959 It was eggs. 342 00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:03,440 - How nice can you make an egg? - Well, yeah. 343 00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:09,200 Did Nicola have eggs? 344 00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:12,160 Er... Yeah. 345 00:24:13,231 --> 00:24:17,719 There was other stuff on the menu, was there? 346 00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:19,320 It was kind of brunchy. 347 00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:22,959 And she chose eggs? 348 00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:24,160 Hard not to. 349 00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:31,040 I guess she had her yolks cooked through? 350 00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:34,560 She's pregnant. 351 00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:40,479 It was all handwritten menus, and... 352 00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:43,039 - Course it was. - Think her husband had been there. 353 00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:46,359 Ah, it's bound to be a poncey fucking circus. 354 00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:48,399 Mine was 15 quid. 355 00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:49,640 - For eggs? - Yep. 356 00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:52,679 �15 for eggs?! 357 00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:53,960 �4.50 for a drink. 358 00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:57,680 - A cup of tea? - �3.50. 359 00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:03,519 Jesus Christ. 360 00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:07,279 I bet they had avocado, did they, and chillies? 361 00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:08,519 Yeah, all that. 362 00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:10,799 - Halloumi. - Yep. 363 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,080 Course they fucking did. 364 00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:24,839 So, she knows everything that's happened to you 365 00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:27,639 and she takes you for lunch... 366 00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:29,079 It was a nice thing. 367 00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:32,040 ..asks for her eggs to be cooked through right in front of you. 368 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:35,519 She was taking me out as a nice thing. 369 00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:36,880 She...she paid. 370 00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:48,600 When I've been pregnant, I've been the same. 371 00:25:56,120 --> 00:25:58,800 When I've been pregnant, I've been exactly the same. 372 00:26:24,360 --> 00:26:26,839 I mean, what a massive bitch. 373 00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:28,799 - Stephen! Jesus! - No, come on. 374 00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:31,599 - No! - Did she just, like, order the eggs briefly, like... 375 00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:32,719 She just... 376 00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:33,959 "Can I have them cooked through", 377 00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:35,919 or did she make a big song and dance... 378 00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:38,519 She just wanted to make sure they were cooked through. 379 00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:41,279 So she made a big fucking song and dance. 380 00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:43,679 She just spent a bit of time pushing at the yolks, 381 00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:45,159 just like what anyone would do. 382 00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:47,719 - Yeah. - Just testing to see if they were done or not. 383 00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:49,479 Yeah. I can see her doing it. 384 00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:52,199 Then she sent them back because they were just... 385 00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:53,480 She what? 386 00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:57,320 They were squidgy. 387 00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:01,999 Squidgy? 388 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,639 - No, but soft or... - Squidgy. 389 00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:06,359 I had a nice lunch, OK? 390 00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:08,079 Yeah, yeah, but squidgy? 391 00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:10,839 That was my word. Come on. 392 00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:13,920 Can we not, like, take everything personally? 393 00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:17,440 What am I taking personally? 394 00:27:18,721 --> 00:27:21,599 What am I taking personally? 395 00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:24,519 I'm not taking anything personally. 396 00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:25,960 OK. 397 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,999 I'm being positive. 398 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,599 Yep. 399 00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:34,039 What do you mean "yep"? 400 00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:35,680 How am I not being positive? 401 00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:39,240 Yeah, no, OK. You are. 402 00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:44,880 These people have no idea what you've been through. 403 00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:56,359 How cold is it? 404 00:27:56,360 --> 00:27:57,960 Cold. 405 00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:34,840 Did she eat 'em in the end? 406 00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:41,839 - She left little bits of the yolk... - No. 407 00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:44,759 - ..that she thought were soft. - Were they soft? 408 00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:46,439 Of course they weren't. 409 00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:48,560 THEY LAUGH 410 00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:56,400 We just need to get back on it. 411 00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:01,279 Eyes up, level head, move forwards. 412 00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:02,640 Put it all behind us. 413 00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:08,040 That's how I stay so positive all the time. 414 00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:13,399 That's how I deal with stuff. It just works. Always has. 415 00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:18,600 I'm like the literally the world's most positive person. 416 00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:21,679 Literally. I'm like... 417 00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:23,719 No, it's funny. 418 00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:25,160 Yeah. 419 00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:29,600 I mean, how was I not being positive?! 420 00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:36,919 - Harry? - Harry! Yeah! 421 00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:38,319 That's brilliant! 422 00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:39,679 It's so brilliant! 423 00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:41,279 LAUGHTER 424 00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:43,839 Yeah, she was just sitting there like, "Harry..." 425 00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:45,799 STEPHEN LAUGHS 426 00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:48,159 He sounds so much better than you! 427 00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:50,639 I know! I love it! 428 00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:52,440 Oh, Harry! 429 00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:55,959 Who the fuck is Harry, yeah? 430 00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:57,520 That is so funny! 431 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:00,960 It's absolutely hilarious! 432 00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:21,559 Harry though! 433 00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:24,479 Oh, he sounds...he sounds a lot, lot better than you! 434 00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:25,879 Right? 435 00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:28,440 Oh, my God! I can't stop laughing about it! 436 00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:31,879 And this is my sister, Kimberley. 437 00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:33,479 - Sorry. - This is Dave. 438 00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:35,199 Dealing with the kids from hell. 439 00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:38,039 - I have a son and, yeah! - It's not easy, is it? 440 00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:40,079 One weekend a fortnight - that's enough for me. 441 00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:43,279 - It's his birthday soon. We're having a big party, aren't we? - Yes. 442 00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:45,000 Drink through the agony. 443 00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:49,639 No, he's erm... 444 00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:51,480 Lovely. Thank you, Jenny. 445 00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:54,640 - No, he's, erm... - Shoes. - Yep. 446 00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:04,840 Bet your exes found them hard. 447 00:31:06,991 --> 00:31:11,439 They're not exactly big laughers, are they? 448 00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:13,679 Whereas my dad's like... 449 00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:15,319 HE LAUGHS 450 00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:17,080 He doesn't stop. 451 00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:28,760 We haven't really talked about our exes, have we? 452 00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:35,800 Yeah, feel free to ask me anything about any of mine. 453 00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:40,279 You're going to meet Daniel's mum at the party, 454 00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:43,640 so any questions, any worries... 455 00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:47,639 ..I'm very open. 456 00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:49,040 Nothing to hide. 457 00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:55,480 Honestly, just ask me anything about any of 'em. 458 00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:01,559 I'm good. 459 00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:03,240 TAXI APPROACHES 460 00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:08,520 No, she was like "Harry this, Harry that", and I was like... 461 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:13,039 Matt? 462 00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:14,280 Matt! 463 00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:18,119 No, we were in this cab, 464 00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:21,519 and she was like, "Harry, Harry, ooh." 465 00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:23,400 HE CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY 466 00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:26,000 Step outside the pub, mate. 467 00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:29,440 Step outside the pub! 468 00:32:58,120 --> 00:33:00,920 GIGGLING AND LAUGHTER 469 00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:18,919 They're having fun. 470 00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:20,120 Yeah. 471 00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:26,359 CHILDREN SHOUT 472 00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:27,799 Noisy! 473 00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:28,850 Yep. 474 00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:40,319 Here they are! Thanks for coming. 475 00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:41,839 How are you? Having fun? 476 00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:43,999 - Always! - Yeah? Recovered from the other night? 477 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:47,039 I never recover from a night with you! 478 00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:49,519 Should've seen him. Four pints, he was slurring! 479 00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:52,119 I hadn't had any dinner! 480 00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:54,559 There he goes. Always an excuse. 481 00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:57,359 - This is just your scene, isn't it? - Yeah, I love it, mate. I love it. 482 00:33:57,360 --> 00:34:00,370 Hey, Daniel! Daniel! Come and say hello to your godfather! 483 00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:06,170 Wow, OK! So you're even being rude to your godfather?! 484 00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:14,400 Hey, guys! Come join the madness. 485 00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:20,599 EXCITED CHATTER 486 00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:21,999 Yeah, I'll find it. 487 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:23,759 - Are you sure? - Yeah. Don't worry. 488 00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:26,119 Looks like you've got enough on your hands! 489 00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:27,839 - Just a bit! - It's so busy! 490 00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:29,360 It's crazy, isn't it?! 491 00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:36,239 Do you want to go and enjoy the party? 492 00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:39,279 - I can do all of this. - Ah, no. No, don't worry. 493 00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:41,480 Looks like you've got enough on your hands. 494 00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:03,359 Do you need any help with anything? 495 00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:06,240 - Looks like you've got enough on your hands. - Hmm. Yeah! 496 00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:14,639 Hey! Over here, poppet! 497 00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:17,120 CHATTER AND LAUGHTER 498 00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:26,960 - Hey! - All good? 499 00:35:26,961 --> 00:35:30,919 - These are helping. - It looks amazing in there. 500 00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:33,039 Daniel! 501 00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:34,090 Daniel? 502 00:35:35,151 --> 00:35:40,239 Don't worry. He's having a good time with his friends. 503 00:35:40,240 --> 00:35:41,759 No, he's being a fucking prick. 504 00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:42,920 Daniel! Now! 505 00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:47,720 It's pass the parcel, mate. 506 00:35:47,721 --> 00:35:52,399 You can't cry about pass the parcel. It's just a fact. 507 00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:53,959 Can you leave us a minute? 508 00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:56,319 - He can't cry about pass the parcel. - Yeah. 509 00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:57,399 You've said that. 510 00:35:57,400 --> 00:36:00,119 Could you clear this up, please, Daniel? 511 00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:01,720 Daniel, I've asked you nicely! 512 00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:07,170 Daniel! 513 00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:11,800 You broke it, you fix it! 514 00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:14,250 Daniel! 515 00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:26,359 CHEERING 516 00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:28,639 - Come on! - I'm not doing one! 517 00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:29,839 I'm not! 518 00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:32,399 Harry! Harry! Harry! 519 00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:35,479 - Harry! Harry! Harry! - OK! OK, OK, OK! 520 00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:36,799 Stop! 521 00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:39,039 LAUGHTER 522 00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:42,959 On behalf of my fiancee and I... 523 00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:45,000 WHOOPS AND CHEERS 524 00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:51,039 Harry! Harry! Harry! Harry! 525 00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:53,520 Harry! Harry! 526 00:36:57,880 --> 00:37:00,759 On...on behalf... 527 00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:02,999 On behalf of my fiancee and I... 528 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,120 WHOOPS AND CHEERS 529 00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:09,479 It's not going to happen! 530 00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:12,920 - Give it up! - Harry! Harry! Harry! - Just kiss me instead! 531 00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:16,839 - Claire and Nigel? - Claire and Nigel! 532 00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:19,000 HE WHEEZES WITH LAUGHTER 533 00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:22,519 Oh, God stop! Stop! 534 00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:24,560 Can you imagine inviting fucking...? 535 00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:31,930 Just coming up the aisle and seeing Claire's fucking face! 536 00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:37,040 You're such a bitch! 537 00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:42,239 OK. 538 00:37:42,240 --> 00:37:43,480 Yeah. No, I understand. 539 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:46,359 Thank you, yes. 540 00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:47,840 Thanks for calling. 541 00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:55,039 They see these irregularities all the time. 542 00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:57,079 Yeah. It's very normal. 543 00:37:57,080 --> 00:37:58,439 Typical me. 544 00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:00,599 - Normal. - Do you need the milk? 545 00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:02,559 You got the milk? 546 00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:04,839 The milk. 547 00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:07,519 Nine times out of ten, they do these scans 548 00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:08,759 and then they show up nothing. 549 00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:10,159 I'll take those odds. 550 00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:12,280 Yep. I'm very happy with those odds. 551 00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:20,560 Sorry. 552 00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:56,920 HE LAUGHS 553 00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:56,919 Why not?! 554 00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:59,759 - Pomme puree? - Why not? 555 00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:02,279 Oh, my God. You've lost it! 556 00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:03,679 Did I ever have it? 557 00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:07,720 SHE SNORTS 558 00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:07,719 Yeah, good point, actually. 559 00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:10,879 So, you're happy to serve our guests 560 00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:12,959 that fucking awful pomme puree? 561 00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:16,759 - It was nice! - It was all puree and no fucking pomme! 562 00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:20,800 Oh, my God. Watch the hummus. Watch the hummus! 563 00:39:22,240 --> 00:39:24,399 I know it, OK? 564 00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:26,839 I just know it. 565 00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:28,800 I can feel it in my bones. 566 00:39:28,801 --> 00:39:32,599 And you need to start believing in it too 567 00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:34,680 because we're going to get married. 568 00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:39,319 And we're going to have a dog. 569 00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:41,479 And we're going to have an argument about what kind of dog to have 570 00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:43,480 and I'm going to win that argument. 571 00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:49,280 And we're going to fill our big house with beautiful babies. 572 00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:54,199 At least three. 573 00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:55,919 Maybe four. 574 00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:57,610 - LAUGHS: - We're not having four. 575 00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:01,560 Then I'll put holes in the condoms until we have four. 576 00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:11,680 SHE SIGHS 577 00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:23,519 Smile, Daniel. 578 00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:26,559 Smile, please. 579 00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:28,880 Daniel, could you smile, please? 580 00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:38,679 OK. Now, can we smile, please? 581 00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:40,519 Smile. 582 00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:42,360 No, a proper smile. 583 00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:47,440 Can we have a proper smile, please, Daniel? 584 00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:51,400 Daniel! Can you smile, please?! 585 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,799 Hi. 586 00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:03,479 Hi. 587 00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:04,879 Don't let me disturb you. 588 00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:07,040 Oh, it's all nonsense. 589 00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:11,200 I'm literally just filling my head with nonsense. 590 00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:18,000 - Great party. - Yeah. Amazing. 591 00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:22,799 It's lovely to see the little kids having fun. 592 00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:25,719 - Hmm. - I'm just going to drop you off today. I can't stay. 593 00:41:25,720 --> 00:41:27,890 But Dad's going to come in a bit, all right? 594 00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:37,920 Do you think much about having kids? 595 00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:42,159 Er, no. 596 00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:44,360 No, no, no, no, no. 597 00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:49,599 You? 598 00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:51,040 No way. 599 00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:54,800 Sounds like they had fun! 600 00:42:01,720 --> 00:42:04,519 - That'll be us one day. - Don't! 601 00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:07,359 The amount of sandwiches they had left over. 602 00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:08,919 You did your best to finish them. 603 00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:11,079 Did you see them sweeping the floor? 604 00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:13,440 Might get a hoover! 605 00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:13,439 MOBILE RINGS 606 00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:14,920 Sorry. 607 00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:17,680 Hello? 608 00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:25,839 Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, we've got a bin bag. 609 00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:27,000 All right. Later. 610 00:42:27,001 --> 00:42:30,719 Yeah, we literally had to leave the kitchen spotless. 611 00:42:30,720 --> 00:42:32,799 - Did you? - Yeah. - What, spotless? 612 00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:35,520 - Well, not literally... - Right. - but... 613 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,239 We won't be like that, though, will we? 614 00:42:39,240 --> 00:42:41,359 We're going to throw the best, like... 615 00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:44,199 ..best kids' parties, aren't we? 616 00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:45,480 Of course. 617 00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:56,679 How are we going to know if you're ovulating? 618 00:42:56,680 --> 00:43:00,479 You could try...sticking them up your arse. 619 00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:05,159 - Just piss on them! - Yeah. Or you could stick them up your arse. 620 00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:07,239 I need to know if you're ovulating! 621 00:43:07,240 --> 00:43:09,800 No, I reset the router. 622 00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:14,479 Yes. I just said that. 623 00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:17,160 I did a factory reset. 624 00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:22,799 - Oh! Oh! - I'm sorry. 625 00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:26,480 - GIGGLES: - You're on my hair. 626 00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:26,560 You OK? 627 00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:32,719 Sorry. Your breath is... 628 00:44:32,720 --> 00:44:35,359 What? 629 00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:37,119 Marmite? 630 00:44:37,120 --> 00:44:40,639 Really? You're just going to sit there and breathe Marmite 631 00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:41,960 all over me? 632 00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:46,399 You do like it or you don't like it? 633 00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:49,440 - You're giving me mixed messages. - You reek! 634 00:45:26,720 --> 00:45:28,999 Huh! 635 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:30,760 Easy as that. 636 00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:34,040 We're a baby-making machine. 637 00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:40,440 Is it definitely...? 638 00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:44,800 HE CHUCKLES 639 00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:51,400 Oh, it just goes to show! 640 00:45:54,720 --> 00:45:56,919 We've done so well. 641 00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:58,439 Stayed positive. 642 00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:00,879 Kept our heads up. Kept moving forwards. 643 00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:03,679 HE CHUCKLES 644 00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:07,359 I know it's been a bit annoying, me going on about positivity... 645 00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:09,319 - No. - Oh, shut your face. 646 00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:12,879 - But it's worked, hasn't it, eh? - Yeah. 647 00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:15,320 I mean, look at it. It's worked. 648 00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:21,679 I just knew it would be OK. 649 00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:25,639 I just had this, like, gut feeling. 650 00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:27,520 The power of positive thinking. 651 00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:42,000 SHE WRETCHES 652 00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:51,759 Sorry. It's meant to be by the side of the bed. 653 00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:54,039 - Window. - Yep. 654 00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:56,839 Oh, God, it's great to be back in the swing of things. 655 00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:58,599 Just open the bloody window. 656 00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:00,239 Oh, sorry! 657 00:47:00,240 --> 00:47:02,399 Folic acid. 658 00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:03,800 Yep. 659 00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:09,999 - You going to take it or...? - Yep. 660 00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:11,520 In a minute. 661 00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:19,320 Just...put it down. 662 00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:33,280 - It's there. - Yep. 663 00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:42,079 My mum says we have to breast-feed! 664 00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:45,119 - RECORDING: - Daily pelvic-floor exercises to help you prepare... 665 00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:46,799 - Just texted! - ..for an easier birth and a quicker recovery 666 00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:49,039 after delivery. My goal is to ensure... 667 00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:52,439 Her words are we definitely need to breast-feed! 668 00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:55,599 ..jump or exert yourself after having your baby. 669 00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:58,679 These exercises are also beneficial... 670 00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:01,639 And can that be cooked through? 671 00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:03,359 - WHISPERS: - I'll just have the chicken. 672 00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:05,479 You haven't had any red meat today. 673 00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:06,920 I want the chicken. 674 00:48:08,240 --> 00:48:10,120 She needs it brown, totally brown. 675 00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:13,919 Not even a hint of pink. 676 00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:17,880 MUSIC: Backseat by Charlie Baker 677 00:48:23,720 --> 00:48:26,200 TURNS MUSIC OFF 678 00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:31,720 THUD 679 00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:36,120 That was a big bang. 680 00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:42,599 - You all right? - I had, like, a weird tummy, yeah. 681 00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:44,319 You all right? 682 00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:45,760 One minute. 683 00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:53,200 I'm all wet. 684 00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:53,200 THEY CHUCKLE 685 00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:09,440 RADIO LAUGHTER AND CHAT 686 00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:35,480 TURNS RADIO OFF 687 00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:00,640 PHONE RINGS 688 00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:07,560 PHONE CONTINUES RINGING 689 00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:12,360 Good morning. Lisa speaking. 690 00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:26,400 I'll just have a bit of a lie down. 691 00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:29,399 It's just a bug. 692 00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:31,000 Yeah, yeah. 693 00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:33,880 Any excuse to get off work. 694 00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:38,360 What do you mean? I love my job. 695 00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:42,680 What's not to love? 696 00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:56,439 Oh, I can't stop peeing today! 697 00:50:56,440 --> 00:50:57,960 Oh, no! 698 00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:02,759 I need to cut down on my caffeine intake! 699 00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:04,960 SHE LAUGHS 700 00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:10,080 SHE WHIMPERS 701 00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:20,920 SHE MOANS 702 00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:25,720 SHE WHIMPERS 703 00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:33,880 SHE GASPS, GROANS 704 00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:40,280 SHE SOBS 705 00:51:56,560 --> 00:51:59,479 - WHISPERS: - Can you not? 706 00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:01,760 - Sorry. - Sorry. - No. 707 00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:11,799 SHE MOANS LOUDLY 708 00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:12,850 Er... 709 00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:17,000 ..say that again. 710 00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:23,279 Er, no, no, she's on the floor. 711 00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:25,840 She can't... 712 00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:34,799 SHE GROANS AND SOBS 713 00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:36,670 Shall we...shall we get you on the sofa? 714 00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:43,159 He wants you to try and get on the sofa. 715 00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:46,360 LISA CONTINUES SOBBING 716 00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:57,160 I'm so sorry. Say that again? 717 00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:15,480 Oh, my God. No. Stephen! 718 00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:18,920 Oh, please! 719 00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:51,079 - Do you want me to take it? - I can hold it. 720 00:53:51,080 --> 00:53:53,320 - No, I'll take it. - OK. 721 00:53:57,480 --> 00:53:58,680 Thanks. 722 00:53:59,680 --> 00:54:01,280 No worries. 723 00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:13,560 - Sorry, is anyone...? - Er, no. - Sorry. 724 00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:21,120 - I can take it. - Yep. 725 00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:43,839 Where are the positives? Where are the fucking positives? 726 00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:47,279 Because when I was sat there with my fucking baby 727 00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:50,120 dripping into the fucking toilet, it didn't really... 728 00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:54,399 What are you looking at? 729 00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:56,359 - Hey, what the fuck are you looking at? - Lisa! 730 00:54:56,360 --> 00:54:58,119 Mind your own fucking business... 731 00:54:58,120 --> 00:55:01,199 - I'm not looking at anything! - ..you nosey prick! 732 00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:02,250 Who's Harry? 733 00:55:10,960 --> 00:55:12,200 Why are you asking that? 734 00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:16,760 Er...why aren't you answering? 735 00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:21,440 He's an ex. 736 00:55:24,120 --> 00:55:25,680 Good ex? Bad ex? 737 00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:31,680 He died. 738 00:55:33,520 --> 00:55:35,639 Ah. 739 00:55:35,640 --> 00:55:36,880 Phew. 740 00:55:44,920 --> 00:55:46,079 Are these finished? 741 00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:48,719 Yeah, of course they're finished, they're empty glasses. 742 00:55:48,720 --> 00:55:50,039 HE SNORTS 743 00:55:50,040 --> 00:55:52,359 Why would anyone still be using empty glasses? 744 00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:54,599 HE LAUGHS 745 00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:57,479 Please, please. We're meant to be having a nice night. 746 00:55:57,480 --> 00:55:59,879 - SHOUTS: - Stop telling me what I'm meant to be doing! 747 00:55:59,880 --> 00:56:01,879 For months, I've had you telling me what to do, 748 00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:03,999 with your pills and your fucking... 749 00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:08,959 ..your stupid positive thinking and your bullshit fucking nonsense! 750 00:56:08,960 --> 00:56:10,760 None of it saved our baby. 751 00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:19,520 Nothing you can do can save our fucking babies! 752 00:56:35,080 --> 00:56:38,439 # My dreams are up in arms because 753 00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:41,879 # They say they can't compete with you 754 00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:46,560 # When you stop the day with a little syllable 755 00:56:47,960 --> 00:56:51,160 # Left unfinished 756 00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:58,120 # When you move to kiss me 757 00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:07,599 # Now each word bursts like a volcano 758 00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:12,160 # Cos there's nowhere else for this love to go 759 00:57:16,600 --> 00:57:21,199 # I grab the cable to the microphone 760 00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:25,360 # Cos there's nowhere else for this love to go. # 761 00:57:25,410 --> 00:57:29,960 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 51899

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