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It's that bad?

Work.

Come on, tell me about it.

Well, basically you have no appreciable support base. I mean, the voters don't

take you serious as a candidate for mayor.

What can I do?

Thank you, Angela.

Well?

You got two choices.

You can either quit or start all over.

You know I'm not a quitter.

I know, but you've got to be realistic.

I mean, the voters aren't even listening to you. Hell, they don't even know that

you exist.

You don't have any name recognition.

We'll have to change that.

She's got some notoriety now.

When John Q. Public thinks of her, they'll conjure up a hell of a nice set

tits.

She must be totally humiliated.

I wonder how the photographer did it.

Who gives a shit?

I love it.

She didn't have a chance against you anyways.

Yeah, but, you know, I don't need anybody scrutinizing me, that's for

Yeah, that's for sure.

So, what do you think of my name recognition now?

Well, they certainly know you.

Especially right below the neck.

Probably sold a lot of papers.

I can't go anywhere that people don't gawk at me.

Yeah.

You know, with your new visibility and a new campaign manager, let's see what

kind of political campaign we can put together.

Sounds good to me.

You scared the shit out of me, right?

I'm sorry.

What are you doing?

I just had some time off work, and I thought I'd go home.

I... So how are you doing?

I'm working hard. They're working the hell out of me. Let me know what you

about the new approach to the media.

Well, the old one sure didn't work.

Well, it's a new ballgame now.

It's just that you have two big assets working for you.

Don't embarrass me.

I need you. Keep up the good work.

Aaron, I want to go full speed on these bids.

Why not? Things are like back to normal.

Exactly. We've been doing some business today.

I'll make those calls immediately.

Good.

Is that really you sitting here in my backyard?

Yeah, well, yeah, it's me, all right.

How did you see it?

Well, I got a fax.

And there was a circle around your butt that said, do these look familiar?

Someone, I guess, with a sense of humor.

I didn't know what to think.

But I caught the first plane to see you.

Sorry, I had to find out that way.

But you did tell me not to call you.

It's because I'm so hung up on you. You know that.

Well, I'm glad you're here.

An extra bonus I didn't expect.

That was fast.

It doesn't take long to exchange envelopes in a men's restroom.

That's all you exchange?

A little feisty.

Letting a little hand out yourself?

I do, but I hardly think so.

Yeah, well, you're in luck. You're going very gentlemanly today.

Well, good, because so am I.

Well,

what do you think?

Are these as nice as your opponents?

Now I'm going to take a closer look.

So how much of the envelope is mine?

As much as you want.

Thank you.

I've got some errands to run. You want to tag along?

No, I think I'll see a couple clients while I'm here.

How about dinner tonight?

Beer.

Just the two of us.

That sounds intriguing.

It's about the tabloid.

Yeah?

What did you think about that cheap shot?

Well, I think the lighting could have been a little better.

Must be nice having all this time off.

It's great. Alice doesn't want anyone around to see her male visitors.

Must say, she's been quite busy.

Yeah, I could use a little activity myself.

I know. I know what you mean there.

Turn right at the next light.

You know what I feel like doing?

Taking a hot bath.

Well, be my guest. Just clean up after yourself, okay?

That's my job.

Tell me about it. Well, have fun. I'll try. Okay.

So after the public knows who I am, we'll go after the mayor with loaded

Hey, it was great you stopping by to visit with us.

We're so excited about everyone calling and wanting to know all about you.

Who'd ever think a bus shot of me would get so much attention?

Are you kidding?

Magazines are calling wanting you to be their centerfold girl.

Well, hopefully the voters will begin to see me as a public servant.

Well, I've got to run.

We're doing a whole new series of TV and radio spots.

You girls keep up the good work.

We will.

Does he have to work tonight?

No, I'm not sure what I'm going to do.

Are you working?

No.

Liz gave me the night off.

I think her boyfriend's come back into town.

Want to see a movie or something?

I thought you'd never ask.

I like what you and Roy have done.

It's a new approach.

Hopefully it'll capitalize on your newly acquired identity.

Why didn't I think of it earlier?

Sex gets everyone's attention.

I have to admit, it's a real brainstorm.

Well, we better get to work on these new spots.

We're going to have to take off the gloves and start the heavy hitting.

You've got to deliver your message with conviction.

I'll do my best, but we both know he's a crook.

The trick is to convince the voters, and that's no small job.

Of course she's pro -choice.

Yes, she'll answer your letter.

I promise.

Why don't they call the mayor up themselves and ask him about these

My last caller wanted to know if Elizabeth had a bus job, and if so, the

her physician.

She does have a very nice set of tips.

My guess is yours are just as nice.

That really went smooth.

Hell, you could be an actor.

I hardly think so.

It's easy to attack someone you detest so much.

Yeah, but you did a terrific job.

I can't wait to see how they look.

Neither can I.

Where does she get off saying I have nice tits? She knows I have a boyfriend.

She's thinking about what I said.

But what do I have to lose?

We're a rich girl. You're a surprisingly good cook.

I'm glad you enjoyed it, because I don't do it very often.

Does that make me special?

Very special.

Man, I'd like to freeze this moment, because I know tomorrow's going to come.

Let's not think of anything but each other.

With you, that's awful easy to do.

I have a little surprise for you.

Surprise, huh?

You shouldn't have.

We'll see.

To the next mare.

I'm going to take you down.

Thank you.

oh no

Do you like what you taste?

Yeah.

Shit.

Why are you making me so wet?

Feel my cricket run for you.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, fuck my pussy with your tongue.

I've given our schedule to the media. It's my hope we'll be number one topic

the news tonight.

Do you really think they'll show up?

I don't know.

That tabloid incident created a lot of interest.

The press usually likes anything scandalous.

You know, after the movie, he took me home, and he didn't even

kiss me.

How boring.

What's his problem?

I don't know.

He must be shy or something.

Or it could be he prefers men.

You don't think so, do you?

I don't know.

But you better find out. The sooner, the better.

You know, I have never, ever been attracted to gay men in all my life.

There's no way.

Oh, my God.

You know, I hate to admit it, but I'm a little nervous.

That's good.

The important thing is that you come across completely sincere.

Well, I'll do my best.

The media gives us the visuals.

We could turn this into a real ballgame.

Hi, I'm Liz Smith, and I appeal to you to take back your city from the crook

that runs it.

To restore the city with ethics, purpose, and efficiency by... This is so

exciting. I love it.

I want Liz to win so badly.

Don't we all? Women need to get more politically involved if we ever accept

kind of equality.

You are so right.

A city where the mayor promotes worthless projects in return for

bribes. So let's take back our city from these thieves and parasites.

Vote Liz Smith mayor and end corruption.

Oh, it looks like we're in business.

Every station was there. I can't believe it.

No way it could have gone better. Even the union leaders seem to indicate their

support for you.

And how about that standing ovation when you were introduced?

I was a little frightened at first.

I was expecting all those men to start yelling, take it off.

Yeah, I was a little concerned.

But actually, even the workers seem to give their support for you, and sort of

depressed.

Well, on to the women's club.

Let's hope we do just as well.

Yeah.

Here you go, man.

Oh, jeez, thanks.

It's hot out here.

Here you go.

You know, I sure do love the sun.

I hate having to work indoors all the time.

I like the outdoors.

I get antsy if I can't move around.

Well, you sure do keep this place so beautiful.

I'll try.

Thanks a lot for bringing the stuff out here. I'm hungry. You're welcome.

You know, a man like yourself that works so hard needs his nutrition.

Got a point there.

Well, I better get back to work.

Oh, okay.

Listen, seriously, thanks for bringing the stuff out here.

You're welcome.

Listen, I'm going to be done working pretty soon.

Really? Mm -hmm. Well, why don't you come in and see me?

You know, I could use a little bit of company.

We'll see you.

Okay. Bye, Max.

Bye.

Well, looks like the press is going to stay with us all day.

Well, they certainly seem to be our ally.

But it looks that way now.

The press always likes an underdog.

They can turn on you at any moment.

Well, then we should enjoy it while we can.

You're right.

I'm going to keep feeding you like this.

I'd be fat.

God, you work too hard to be fat.

Max? Yeah?

Can I ask you a personal question?

Uh -huh.

Okay, here it goes.

I hope you don't get mad, but are you gay?

What? No!

What makes you think that?

Well, I think I've been pretty bored, and...

I just don't want to make a fool out of myself.

Does this have anything to do with last night?

Kind of.

Listen, I just want to make a good impression on you. I don't want you to

that I just have sex on my mind.

I'm relieved.

You know, I really like you a lot, and I can't wait to get to work just to see

you.

I feel the same way.

I was glad when you took the job, too, because the girl that was before you.

She was too uppity.

She must have been blind.

Because I can't take my eyes off of you.

I wanted to kiss you last night.

Then don't stop.

Fuck you.

night, the media has turned you into a household name now.

We got so much coverage last night, it's almost embarrassing.

Listen, are you ready for another day of appearances?

Bob says the media visuals are more important than the spots we paid for.

He's right.

You've got one hell of a good campaign manager now.

And I've got one good advisor in you.

Only if we win.

I'll bet the mayor is really squirming now.

Yeah, he's getting just what he deserves.

She sure keeps her eyes on my bust.

I wish she'd take her jacket off.

She's so damn sexy, it's driving me crazy.

So little Miss Smith wants to play hardball with a pro like me.

I can't believe the things she's saying about you.

You can't. Where the hell have you been?

We don't need anyone educating the public.

The media is making her look so good, the voters might start believing her.

Not if I have anything to say about it.

I didn't get to be mayor by being a nice guy.

She has got some serious cleavage going on.

I hope she's enjoying it. I have to admit, it is kind of a turn -on.

Let's see. Our little Miss Goody Two -Shoes handles the surprise I have for

Her honeymoon with the press will come to a screeching stop.

You feeling pretty cocky today, I'd say.

Not today.

I was brilliant.

Now come over here, let's explore some other topics.

You

sure are

spoiling me.

Well, I like to spoil my man.

I'm glad it's me.

Me too.

I have to get back to work if I want to keep my job.

Don't you

just

hate diets?

Yeah, I can never stay on one.

You certainly look good.

She likes the way I look.

I really enjoyed lunch.

It was nice.

You're very feminine.

You really think so?

Believe me, you are.

You know I'm not gay.

I know.

Do you have a thing for my tit?

Very much so.

It kind of turns me on the way you look at me.

I can do better than that.

going to get very high.

I must subordinate my goals and life to you if we are to be together.

This I cannot do.

Therefore, as painful as it will be to me, I must pursue my own life, separate

and without you.

I will always cherish every moment we shared and love you to the day I die.

Love, Rob.

This is your mayor speaking.

All of you have by now heard the defamatory remarks irresponsibly made

by my opponent. This vicious attack is being made by a crazed, power -hungry

feminist. A person so rich and spoiled she has never worked a day in her life.

person who will go to any lengths to obtain your vote. She has already staged

nude photo session with a tabloid to gain your sympathy and recognition.

What she should do is run for Playmate of the Year, not Mayor of this city.

city needs an honest, hardworking mayor, and it has one in Nick Brown.

Thank you for your support, and remember to vote on Election Day.

God, why doesn't he stop?

Hasn't he hurt her enough?

From every TV and radio station, night and day.

I hate politics. It's such a dirty game.

It's a game for the rich, not for people like you and me.

All we can do is vote.

Yeah, a lot of good that'll do.

We're dead in the water and sinking fast.

Roy and I came up with an idea, but it's a long shot at best.

Let's hear it.

I'll tell you on the way to the studio.

As you know, we're working against time.

about the exit poll, say, sometime this afternoon?

Do we have any chance at all?

Well, you did tell the truth about the tabloid. I mean, you did tell them why

you did it. And, of course, you did tell them that the mayor was a crook, even

before the tabloid incident.

He's still a crook.

I guess it's all up to the voters whether or not they believe you or the

You know, you and Bob have really stuck by me.

I know it hasn't been easy. I really appreciate it. No problem.

Listen, I'll tell you what. What do you say you get your mind off this election?

Let's take a nice drive along the coast.

Yeah, good idea.

Speculating won't do us any good.

In a few hours, it'll all be over.

I'm sure we'll win.

Yeah, I think so too, but sometimes the voters can fool you. You know, you gotta

give that Smith girl credit. She's one hell of a fighter.

I don't like her at all.

You're taking it too serious.

It's all a game. I mean, you win, you get a shitload of money. If you lose,

move on to other things.

Well, I don't like losing either.

Yeah, well, for every winner, there's got to be a loser, you know.

I'll see you tomorrow.

Okay, bye -bye.

Bob says that we have won by less than 1%. Yeah.

That's great.

I can't believe that we won. How did we do it? Because we're a good team.

Oh, come here.

Oh, God.

See these headline grabbers.

This is what got us there.

I'm gonna feel good.

I need a little bit.

Getting me nice and wet, huh?

I'm going to stick that cock in my pussy.

Mm -mm.

would after you tried it what a day for the woman's movement really so do you

think i'll see you again i certainly hope so besides we have that job offer

liz that's right maybe we can work together again too and play together

so you're moving in with max congratulations thank you i'm

so happy and elizabeth is even going to give us both a raise so that we'll make

more money

Seems like things are great for everyone but me.

Well, you know what? Max has a brother, and he'd love to introduce you to him.

What's he do?

He's a gardener, just like Max. And he's no fag.

Maybe my look will change.

I'm going to be the best mayor this city has ever had.

Who knows? I could be governor, senator, anything.

Men one day will realize women are their equal.

But right now...

I'm going to meet Roy and fuck his brains out.