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Oh, if they only were Rudy, I wouldn't take another step.

There's only one Rudy. Oh, she's a bit all right.

She's driving me completely mad, that's for sure.

Just one Rudy.

And so many millions and millions of us.

my Sheba and ride with me over the sand dune. Kiss me, Rudy.

Kiss me quickly.

God, I could have loved her.

I could have too.

Do you realize that tomorrow we are finally free?

We can't actually ride across the sand dunes and be loved. Or actually lie down

and be loved.

We're so overdue, as we both know too well.

Everything in this time, Mac, we are now possibly the most overeducated young

women in the country. Oh, but in the ways of love, we're kindergarten

Cat, fantastic idea.

Let's not start a graduation trip in Paris.

No, let's start... Oh, Cat, I love it.

Let's start by galloping across the burning sandals of Morocco in the arms

real sheik.

We can spend our nights learning of ecstasy.

Oh, what a beautiful word, ecstasy.

E -X -T -A. No, no, no.

E -C -X -T -A. Let's go wallow in it.

Mac, I don't know.

No, you're serious.

Do the backstroke in it.

You are serious.

Then you go.

Do I have a choice? No. Good. I don't like choices.

I believe that's the attorney.

What's he so happy about?

He'd probably like the entertainment.

Oh, Cotton.

I'm so sorry I've embarrassed you.

Oh, how awful for you.

But, you see, I just had to do this. I had so many years of being so very, very

proper, I had to grow claustrophobia.

You're terribly embarrassed.

Can you ever forgive me?

That's not my position.

Not your position?

No, miss.

Oh, you mean because you drive that great big car, you cannot not forgive a

person for something?

That more or less covers it.

Because you drive the car?

Yes. Then I'll drive the car.

Now, you can or cannot forgive me.

You'll drive the car?

Does that mean that I'm fired?

If that's what it takes to allow you to answer.

I haven't been without a job since I was 13 years old.

Okay, okay. What was the question?

Oh, yes. Do I forgive you for having embarrassed me?

That was the question.

At first, I was puzzled.

Then, well, then... You were embarrassed.

Oh, I'm glad.

No, I was amazed at how much you've changed since the last time I saw you

without any clothes.

Without any clothes?

I think you were three or four.

You've grown well.

Oh, I think that was nicely said.

Now, would you like your old job back?

Is it still available?

It is if you'll be my friend and talk to me.

I have much to say.

But you'll say it?

Let's get the hell out of here.

He's a pretty spiffy -looking attorney.

I believe today is the day I become an excessively rich little bitch.

You'll still be my friend, Cotton.

That's the only way I can keep my job.

That's the only way.

It's a pretty tough way to keep the job.

I am told life is not easy.

Mr. McGillivray, I am Robert Stewart, one of your late father's army of

solicitors.

I mean you no disrespect, not at all.

To the contrary, what I wish when I had graduated, I'd been cheeky enough to do

what you did.

Bloody marvellous.

I give you my diploma, and you give me what?

Oh, she with the cotton.

I think I own the whole world.

Well, at least all the good parts of it.

Now we must watch our steps with every step of the way as we wind our way

through the casbah.

Come. We should have a policeman with us.

Hey, hey, don't you think we should have a policeman with us? They wouldn't be

welcome here.

Actually, it is more dangerous for them than for you.

I don't like to stop without a threesome. A pounded, of course, is a

here in the casbah.

Hey, Mohammed, Mohammed.

Look, look, look, look.

Oh, Pat, I'll protect you with my life if necessary.

Protect me? You don't have legs. Is there a river to purge? No.

No, for what?

Make you no matter virtually.

Oh, well, isn't that what we're here for?

This door, it may this very night hold in its bosom your sheik.

Wow. Shall we see?

We can ask Allah for one authentic sheik. So if you would be so kind.

Oh, I like that.

Don't you like that, Kat?

You like that?

Yeah.

Honey, wouldn't you just love one?

Love may be too strong a word.

Allah is kind.

Miss, you're chic.

Miss, you're chic.

Chic. Yes, he is a young one, a pup, you might say.

He comes from the south, across uncountable miles of sand.

His father, his father's a great pasha.

Oh, Catalina, do you see him?

No.

Hey, Mark.

He could be your sister.

Miss, would you like to meet the Sheik now?

Mm -hmm.

I was here, thank you. If you'll stay with me, Cotton.

We'll stay here.

You're not going to pass on a real Sheik.

There is only one being beginner.

That's probably enough for both of us right now.

But if you're too scared, I'll brave it for myself.

Okay.

We'll wait.

Oh.

Oh, how do you do?

Honorable Sheik, allow me to introduce this American lady to you.

She has come all the way from our country just to meet you.

How do you do?

Oh, well, thank you. And you?

A vision.

Thank you.

You may go now.

Miss McGillivary?

Thank you. I'll be fine.

Please tell my friends I'll rejoin them in a minute.

As you wish.

Sit here, if you like.

Please.

I never dreamed that there was anyone,

anyone on this earth like you.

If there was, I should have a look upon that.

And now I am.

Allah is being too kind.

Nor did you, that is too kind.

What did that man say?

You've come to meet me?

Yes.

Why? May I know why?

Well, it's a long story.

Does it have a short answer?

Yes, it does.

Is it possible that I may hear it?

Well, it's going to sound so stupid now.

I have come all this way to give you something you may not even want.

My virginity.

I've never been given this gift before.

Is it true?

Will you take the gift?

This very night, you will come with me to my palace and

I will take your gift with great happiness.

I had dreamed of a beautiful tent and desert.

Oh, I can give you the whole golden Sahara and the thousands.

We'll leave tonight.

Oh, it's not too far?

Oh, I have an aeroplane.

You have an aeroplane?

I was going to find you.

Of course.

Is it possible we could go tomorrow?

Would I be carrying the same gift with me?

Only a day older.

Do you think I'm mad, Cotton?

No, not mad.

Well, maybe bad.

The truth?

Well, can I take it?

I envy your spirit.

Thank you.

Now, this is a parachute.

Okay.

I'm going to buckle it right here. All right. Now, I don't want you to use it.

No. But if you have to, you pull this little ring right there. Okay.

Okay. I'll say the biggest piece of the cake for you. Matt.

That's because I love you. And because this airplane scares me too much.

I'd rather you were going on a camel.

This is a magnificent aircraft.

It is at least five years out of its time.

An experimental design.

It's magnificent.

It's all right.

Bat's in the fire now.

Oh, I don't know about that.

I don't think she'd have any trouble handling that boy.

May I have the pleasure?

Oh, oh, no, thank you. I don't want to leave my husband alone, but thank you

asking.

Dance with the gentleman.

You don't mind?

You know how much I like to see my wife have a good time.

Go on. Hurry.

Damn me.

Cat, all right.

Well, we flew over a billion...

Remember, Cat, how in the moving pictures, Valentino rode down the sand

and swept the heroine off her feet? Oh, yeah. Well, I asked my Sheik to do that

to me.

Oh, Cat, you should have seen him. It was so sad.

Every time he would try to be Valentino and sweep me off my feet, his horse

would go the other way.

What happened?

Oh.

What's the matter?

I hate horses.

But you can't hate horses. You're a Sheik.

I know I'm a sheik.

I had an English nanny.

You had an English nanny?

Oh, the nanny was all right.

I go to school at Oxford.

I've been here three times my whole life.

I'm a poet.

Well, you're still a sheik.

The rest of my life is going to be a very, very hard time keeping up with it.

Do you realize no man on this earth...

will ever again know the joy that you, you, will

bring to me this night.

Oh.

You are like the most precious flower.

Your blooming can only be enjoyed once.

Just once.

This tent was a dream.

It was gigantic.

Filled with servants, dancing girls, and belly dancers.

They do incredible things with their stomachs, Kat.

What? What do they do?

What happened then?

Well then, forgive me.

Why can't you lay me down so gently, but positively?

I would have died.

And then?

You addressed me.

Why? Everything?

I mean... Everything?

Everything.

Was everyone still there?

No, no, no. No? He had them sent away.

Every time he went for the honey, my stomach would sort

of rise to meet his lips.

Why would your stomach rise?

I guess it was inviting him. To where, Ma? To where?

Catalina! Oh, oh, there. Of course.

What?

Pat?

What?

I've been lying.

Lying?

I don't know, when we, when we were, well, when it should have happened.

The eagle tells me the sleep was from the magic smoke, not me.

Oh, Rudy, Rudy.

Why are they all counterfeit?

Look at me.

I'm all dressed up, no place to go.

Mac.

Mac.

Now,

what do we do?

Well, we try again.

Mac, this place cares.

Really, couldn't we go someplace like Switzerland or Sweden?

Maybe Holland. It's a nice place. Holland, Kat, it has to be warm and

dark -eyed when you give your virginity away.

Like Italy or Spain.

Italians scare me too much.

Ma, I can't give my virginity away in Spain.

I am a Spanish.

I know you are a Spanish.

And you can't go to Barcelona.

So we won't even go nearby some of them.

Too many seasons to go.

He must have been magnificent.

I hate so much the news.

He fights without the blood.

Nothing. He is not so popular with the people.

I like little bit of the blood. Cotton, did you understand what he said?

Yeah, he never the bull killed. He never the blood shed. Therefore, he's not

very popular with the people.

Frankly, I think I'm going to enjoy it. Come on, come on, listen.

Cotton, does all this make the ends of your boots curl up?

Tight as a drum.

Jesus chips his shadow.

Where do I find him? In the chapel.

Okay.

I just wanted to say I've never seen anything so beautiful.

Nor have I.

Do you think it's possible... Could I see your horses?

With pleasure.

You know horses?

Oh, I love them.

I was raised with them at school.

But ours were never like these.

Oh, ours would run and jump and chase the ball around the field.

Theirs are magical.

They're like Pegasus.

Aren't you like Pegasus?

I would consider it an honor if you would join me at dinner tonight.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, but I have two friends.

Bring them.

You didn't have to invite them tonight.

These are private moments for the family only.

It's bad enough that that gypsy child is always with you.

We never have any time alone with you living in the country.

You never come to the city.

You hardly put a bite of food in your mouth. I didn't come here to eat.

That's too bad. That was very fine chow.

Spoken to us all night.

Hardly even a look.

Did you, um... Did you enjoy the fight, Cotton?

Uh, he's sending you messages?

You noticed?

That's a pretty big message.

Feels like it.

If that's what you want.

Oh, come on, Kat, have some fun.

Send someone a message.

Who else is there?

Him.

Angel, Angel, she looks like me.

Ma, Kat, just practice on him.

Yeah, your part.

I could be if someone would just give me the chance.

She knows a real man when she sees one.

Now it's your table.

Take care of the woman.

Leave Mama home.

You must come to see me more often.

I will, Mama.

Good night.

Mama?

Where is he going?

Where is he going?

I know where he goes.

I know you know.

That's why I'm asking.

Where? Why you care where he goes?

I want to see him.

I don't think he wants.

What's your name?

Paloma.

Well, Paloma.

Do you think we can do business with it?

The mirror is for me.

It is if you take me to him.

You accept?

It's too much.

For you, it's nothing.

No. For me, it is very beautiful and very valuable.

For me, too.

Good. Then it's done?

Sure. Okay.

Now, are we going to be welcome?

You are not welcome.

Because for a gypsy, no stranger is welcome.

But you are with me.

So we'll be all right.

Okay.

Sorry. I think...

Why did you bring her here?

She gave me this.

What lady? The blonde lady.

I heard a woman say she is the most beautiful woman in all the world.

You want to go to the bed with my man?

I don't think any of us want to go to bed with your man.

It's true?

Do I look so dishonest?

It's true?

I think your man is very beautiful.

You say good.

And do you want to take him to your bed?

I think... I think no.

I'm the woman for his bed. And there will be no other.

No other.

Change to me.

Hey, how long have you been with her?

She's in 14 years birthday.

It's me, Nick.

Soon, he's going to take me.

He'll do what?

Take me.

I'll be his woman.

You'll be his what?

Man. Oh, dear.

It looks like you're all out of luck. A little firebrand is taking a man to bed.

And you know something? I think it's time we all went beddy -bye.

Why'd he do that?

He don't even like her anymore.

Thank you, Paloma.

It's been a very interesting experience.

I hope your 14th birthday comes soon.

You do not want me to go to the town with you?

Like Cotton said, we are all going to bed.

And where are you going to sleep?

Wherever they sleep, I sleep on the floor.

You've got a deal.

Paloma, let's get out of the tub.

No.

I go stay in here forever.

I'm sorry, that's not possible.

What a mess!

No!

Look at you.

What are we going to do today?

Am I going to help you?

Absolutely. Here we go. Up. Now!

Stand up.

What was you going to do?

I'm going to rinse you off. But why?

So you don't itch. But look at you.

I am woman.

Ready.

Juicy, too.

We're not?

No, Miss McInerney, we are not.

You want this beautiful young to quickly pick your sweet virginity.

And that's why we're freezing up here in a dump car that won't run.

I might kill two birds with one stone.

Don't you have to be in love with him to do that?

I don't know. I've never done it before.

Very slowly, everybody back to the car.

Okay.

I'll, uh... I'll hit him between the eyes.

Cut him.

That's a bull.

That's a lot of bull.

What are you doing way up here?

Paloma said you may be in the mountains for a whole week. I couldn't wait.

And you came all this way to see me?

She said some of your bulls had bred up into the mountains after cows, and you

had to get them before they froze.

Was that one of the naughty boys?

It was.

Why did you want to see me?

I want to buy some of your horses.

I don't sell horses.

Not even young ones?

And bulls.

I don't sell horses, I'm sorry.

It seems so final.

I'm sorry.

I feel so badly.

I would like to offer you the hospitality of my home, but it's so far

this mountain top.

Well, if you found all of your wayward bulls, maybe you could ride back in the

car with us.

That would be very nice of you.

It's our pleasure.

If I owned one of your horses right now, I'd tell him I am not your owner.

I am your father.

These horses are nothing without the bulls.

Can you really see yourself doing this?

Oh, I can.

But then some people think I'm crazy.

You're sure there's no amount of money that can buy that horse?

No amount.

But isn't it said that everything has its price?

My wine does.

My earth is done.

That's a beautiful horse. I know. I want him.

Sure you do.

May I invite you to dinner tonight?

Can you try and change your mind?

I would enjoy such a dinner, but unfortunately I have plans that I cannot

cancel.

What a shame.

You're sure?

Sadly, it's true.

What if I were to not talk about horses, but wine?

Even more sadly.

I surrender.

I've run out of what is.

Well, if we ever get back to the hotel, it looks like dinner with the old gang

tonight.

Cotton, I think I'm just going to go to bed and lick my wounds.

McGillivray, you just lost the battle.

You didn't lose the war.

Mac, Mac, do you think Cotton will leave your little wounded lady story?

I think so.

It was partly true.

Why I can't come with you?

Because an opium den is not a place for little girls.

You can stay there and bath, I mean, and swim in the tap.

I'm not a little girl.

Mac, do you know anything about opium?

Next to nothing.

Except that it sounds romantic.

Well, the textbooks say that opium has two phases.

First a phase... A kilo, a large amount.

Second a face, a load of potions in a small amount.

Hmm. Well, then it seems as long as we're going to use it, it should be

exclusively in a romantic amount.

Paloma!

Paloma!

Are you sure Angel's going to be in this place tonight?

Sure he going to be.

If he not apply the wuhus tonight.

I give you back mirror and pearl.

Please?

All right.

I make exceptions for you and your friend.

Thank you very much.

Do you know the poppy well?

Well, we're acquainted.

May I offer to guide you? If you would be so kind.

A love potion in small amounts.

Are we really going to the V?

Oh, I am.

Well, I hope we have a good time.

Oh, shit.

Can you feel yourself going or gone?

Definitely.

Can you?

Nice feeling.

The lady said, move slowly.

Always slowly.

I think it's time to go.

Is something wrong?

No.

Um... We were expecting Angel Sacristan.

I see.

If you wait a minute, please.

Of course.

We're waiting.

It looks as though our little gypsy was right.

It seems he is here.

If he is, what are you going to do?

Lie down and say hi?

Hi.

I don't sell horses.

Only wine.

I wonder how long it would take us to count to a

million bottles of wine.

you produce?

Everything that I produce?

Yes. Do you know about wine?

Carolina's family has vineyards.

Look,

Angel, can you kiss it a minute?

Of course.

Bye. You have too much money.

Bye. I'm not running. You know, if I was a boy, I was supposed to run hours.

Oh, please do it. I will do better. It's okay? Okay.

I will accept whatever two out of three local banks value my wine at.

Is that fair?

Fantastic!

But you must hurry and close the deal with the bank, because they hold the

on the wine.

They are trying hard to serve their position.

Okay, Cotten and I will leave immediately, okay?

We shall call the bank and tell them we are coming, okay?

Fantastic!

behind them.

Why don't we talk about that honey -colored horse?

I'm sorry, but I really don't sell horses.

Maybe the horse sellers were having a problem.

Maybe.

Wonderful.

Did you freeze?

Didn't you?

I was warm as toast.

I think I'm intoxicated by your horse.

Your horse?

Of course, my horse.

I never dreamed there was such a beautiful horse.

What am I smelling?

Hot cinnamon wine.

Oh, I'd love some.

Didn't I smell something sharply... They say you gave her the golden horse.

Hardly. I will speak to you.

Natty, Miss McGilvery is my guest. Your guest.

Good night, Natty. You bitch!

All right. Bitch! Bitch!

Bitch!

Bitch! Bitch!

Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch!

Bitch!

Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch!

Bitch! Bitch! Bitch!

Bitch! Bitch!

Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch!

Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch!

Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch!

Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch!

Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch!

Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch!

Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch!

Bitch! Bitch!

Bitch

Love me tonight.

Stop it, please.

Please stop it, Nadi.

Now I kill you. I have to kill you. Nadi, shut up. You shut up.

I'll kill you for sure.

Sam, go get your knife.

Please, Nadi.

Go home.

I apologize.

I think I've known her too long.

You've known her, I believe, since her 14th birthday?

The gypsy ward is very different.

14 years is very different.

Does this interest you?

I'd be lying if I said it didn't.

Fine. Why don't we go to a more comfortable room, enjoy some chocolate

we can investigate the difference.

And then as I told you, he fell asleep.

So now you have the story of my seek.

Maybe you should have come to Spain first.

Maybe I should have.

And now...

Would you consider giving this burden to me?

Would you be interested in taking it?

Please.

Red.

And I'll join you here at sunrise.

Now seems just perfect.

Fruit's about to fall from the tree.

That was beautiful. Thank you.

I'll rest in here tonight.

Be sure to wake me exactly, and I mean exactly, half hour before the sun rises.

Well, tonight you make baby.

He's either very clever or very cruel.

Because I'm going mad with wonder.

Angel.

Angel. It's time.

Oh, yes.

You awake?

What are you doing?

I thought you should be as scared to death as I am.

You are a ghost who is afraid?

It's about to wet its pants.

I was so secure when I came in here last night.

But then I was also as high as a kite.

Angel.

idea. I shouldn't have done this. Oh my God.

You're as naked as the day you were born.

That's true.

But only because it's been found to be the most practical way to make love.

Are you going to kiss me?

I thought I was.

May I kiss you instead?

Whatever you like.

Where would you like us to be?

Oh, I don't know.

The bed.

The bed would be nice.

Is there anything I can do to help?

I don't know.

Yes.

Lie down, please.

Could you lie down, please? I think that would make it even better.

I've always imagined this to be a fabulous kiss.

Put your head down, please.

Oh, and now close your eyes.

And keep them closed.

Oh, and remember, this is my kiss.

You do nothing.

Imagination lousy.

Was it a blah kiss?

It was a great kiss.

I'm sorry. It was a blah kiss.

It was a fabulous kiss.

No, I'm sorry.

Angel.

Now.

Right now.

Will you show me everything?

Do everything to me.

Show me everything I can do to you.

Am I too greedy?

You must be greedy.

The bed is a selfish place.

In it we seem to give only so that we may receive.

Is there enough that I can give to you so that you can give ecstasy to me?

That we will have to look for together.

Do you mind marrying?

Please.

No, please.

I'm sorry.

I'm not a virgin anymore.

Hello? Hello?

Tell me.

Yes, one moment.

Ángel!

Ángel! The telephone!

He wants you!

Hello.

Catalina, how are you?

Hello.

Hello.

Thank you.

Do you like it?

I think it's the most beautiful thing in the entire world.

I have to go to the bank.

Sign papers.

I will with you.

You will not.

You will enjoy your horse.

And when I return tonight, we will calibrate your horse.

And... Entering the wine business and... I

can hear that you're holding several valuable items.

A 1924 rose motorcar and some

art. Hey, why don't we take care of these as well?

Say you are gentleman He

goes

to your bed no, I Think he do no mama.

I was

All right, enough talk. Out, out, out.

Your friend Ken.

Thank you very much.

Take my re -hold.

Well, it looks like it may be. It is great.

It really is, too.

No.

It's all right.

In a couple of weeks, it'll be as good as new.

But really... All they said was

he most...

Probably won't be able to.

Probably?

That means there's a chance.

That's a pretty strong probably.

Okay, forget about how you feel for a minute, okay? What about him?

Can you imagine what's going on inside him right now?

Jason.

Jason.

Yeah. I'm just not going to believe what they say.

Okay, tiger.

Hey, tiger.

I'm going to be one.

May I come in?

Do you have a minute?

I have a minute.

Now pay attention and concentrate on what I'm about to say.

Are you concentrating?

I'm trying.

All right.

Now give me your hand.

Will you marry me?

Pay attention. I'm proposing.

I will ask you again.

Will you marry me? I would marry you in a minute.

In a second.

But as I'm sure you know, I've no right to.

Not now.

Because of... Yes, because of.

All right.

Okay.

Consider this, then.

You teach me everything you can do with these horses.

And watch me.

And grow to love me more and more each day.

And then soon, the prediction of the doomsday doctors is no longer true.

And then you can sweep me into your arms and drag me to the altar.

And then we can live happily ever after.

Can't we make a deal to do this?

Some of it for sure I'll accept that for now

Do you like the outfit

Don't answer that I love it. I may never take it off That thing is going to

work.

I Guarantee you this

Hello? Excuse me.

You calling me?

Miss McGillivray told me I was trying to call you.

And the winery, are you here?

Yeah, that's me, that's me, that's me, that's me, that's me, that's me, that's

me. How do you do?

Oh, sorry.

That's okay.

Hey, who are you?

Robert Stewart.

Pleased to meet you.

Nice to meet you. I'm one of Miss McGillivary's solicitors.

Attorney solicitor. Oh, yes, yes. She told me about you.

Hey.

You're handsome.

So handsome.

Are you going to help me to make a big company out of this?

I shall try my best.

What do you wear under that thing? Everybody jokes about that.

Aye. To learn that, you must get to know me much better.

What? To know me much better.

Do you like virgins?

I don't understand.

Virgins. Do you like virgins?

Virgins? Yes.

I'm afraid I'm not a connoisseur of virgins.

Are there connoisseurs of virgins?

How strange.

Why you won't tell me what do you have?

Under that skirt.

What is under your skirt?

Listen, if we're going to be friends, you'll no more be calling this kilt a

skirt. Is that clear?

What? What? Tell me!

Don't call the kilt a skirt. It isn't a skirt. It's a kilt.

Is that clear?

Yes, very clear.

Absolutely clear.

Eight days in that sulking, pouting little boy.

Stays in his room like Scrooge.

Put a thing so I can put a thing.

It's not easy.

Sure it's easy.

Put that one.

Okay, let's see what you can do.

Easy. I win.

No?

You win, yes.

Now I'm going to go to bed and cry.

Let's take a walk.

Me too.

I go to cry.

Cry. Every night.

Cry.

No, really, Cotton.

I'd rather be in bed crying.

A very short walk.

Very, very short.

You may be wanting marriage because of this rather than in spite of it.

That's part of what I'm going to go cry about if you'll let me go to bed.

As long as you understand, then you're dismissed.

I love you, Cotton.

Me too.

You were really a cop.

I was until I got so big the horses figured they ought to ride me.

Did you kiss your horse like in a moving picture?

I kissed him better than anybody.

I was, uh...

Great.

She's not the room.

Evita, get the men. Give them guns. Get the cars. Now.

Hurry. Now.

Really? They stole her?

There's no key.

The truck, the truck.

Come on, Paloma.

There was a stone in her because she's so rich. I hope so, Madonna.

I hope that's all it is.

Why

are

you doing this to me?

your virginity i want it i don't have it anymore that's bad for me

but no matter i want you to live with me forever like my father

took my mother

But I do have my needs.

Oh.

It's a chauvinistic world.

What?

What I do is correct.

I know you have your needs. We all do.

But I'm very flattered that you consider me one of yours.

But I must be selfish and think of myself first.

No, no.

I say, I was just telling you because you're so rich.

No, he has stolen me because I'm so cute.

Oh, you know, I shall walk.

You

don't think you should

come out into the sun? Maybe look around, watch me ride?

You know, you're days and days behind and you're loving me.

Thank you.

But Mary and I are learning new tricks.

Hello, Mary.

As you wish.

I brought you some more sweet little companions.

Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

I've got your message.

And now he's back in his room like a hermit.

A hug beats a kick in the butt.

And Rome wasn't built in a day, I know.

Who said that? I never said that.

Do you want some more

chocolate?

Oh, yes, please.

Put two spoons of patience in hers, please. Never mind.

Okay,

good night, everybody.

I'm going to bed.

Why are you going to bed so early?

No, Paloma.

For me, it's very, very late.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Thank you for taking them off first.

For you, it is a pleasure, Catalina.

Fantastic.

I can't believe we're twins.

I can't believe I'm happy we're twins.

But to do it properly, you're going to have to take off your clothes.

Listen, why don't you do it for me?

Take your clothes off, you mean?

Yes.

I hope you think I am as

beautiful in my clothes off as I think you are.

This is unbelievable.

I love you.

I love her. I love her.

You do?

How do you love me?

I do.

Right now, I really do love you.

I know right now you love me.

And listen, if I want, I want your love.

We better not stop doing this.

That would be the most wonderful way to spend forever.

I don't think I'm up to it.

But if we can all... I can stop over here.

You're a hard man to seduce.

Oh, listen, Ashley. We made a deal for over 300 ,000 bottles to the United

States.

We ship them out.

Next week.

I mean, next month. Can you believe it?

Fantastic. Listen, Catalina.

I'm getting the feeling that you haven't kept me here most of the day just to

show me your third report.

No, no, as a matter of fact, I haven't.

Mark asked me to keep you away from the ring for a while today.

And I think I've done very well.

Why would she want me away from the ring?

Thank you.

I've done this to get your undivided attention to tell you that I will see

at sunrise.

Oh, you do remember sunrise, don't you?

It's better work.

I sure wouldn't be the Duchess of Obdiorre.

I'm sorry, Paloma, but if this works my way, I promise I'll find you another.

I'll give him to you.

Tonight be good night.

I'll be a man for you.

This is not going to work. Hold it right there. Hold it.

Damn. Come on, Marty.

Out you go.

He's mine now. Come on. Out you go.

Hey, hats have bad luck on beds. You ought to know better than that.

Did I ride the horse marvelously today?

Oh, even more marvelously than you?

I did, didn't I?

All right, off the bed.

Come on.

Come on, off the bed. What are you doing? Off the bed.

What are you doing?

Come on.

That's not the way we did it last time.

But then I was a little girl.

Now I'm a woman.

Do you want to taste my blood?

Just because you got cute with the damn bomb.

This is a very strange vigil we all seem to have gathered for.

What are we here to do?

We're here to help Angel and Beck.

We cannot help Angel.

I will have to be a man.

It's no problem.

You say that we never found ecstasy.

That it was like quicksilver, always promising next time.

Angel, I want ecstasy.

Let's find it.

I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you.

And an

equally

perfect time for you to tell me the same?

I do.

I'm sure.

Beyond your wildest dreams.

Oh.

My dreams take me beyond infinity.

What love you must have for me.

I was right

Oh, angel.

Oh, angel, my foot.

My foot is cracked.

Oh, angel, give me back my foot, please.

Oh, God.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Thank you.

I now pronounce you husband and wife, in the name of the Father, and of the Son,

and of the Holy Spirit.

Amen.