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So crazy that I'm hazy, crazy over you.

Mmm, crazy.

Without you, we are crazy.

So crazy that I'm hazy, crazy over you.

Where are you, little shithead?

There you are. Now, pay attention.

I'll be back in 20 minutes.

Don't open the door. Don't let anyone
in. Go into the market.

Ran out of goddamn tampons.

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the Happy Times All Girls Glee Club
slaying has fled the scene and managed

elude the police.

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spotted in the west side area armed with

a meat cleaver in one hand and his
genitals in the other. We urge all

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Okay, George, I'm ready. Go get Spunky.

Okay, Mikey.

You are under my power.

You will do as I say.

And how are my two papers?

Great, Uncle Anwar. I've been practicing
my hypnosis exactly like you said to in

your book.

Well, that's fine, Michael. That's very
fine. And what about you, Georgie Borgi?

Look, Uncle Anwar, yum, yum. Why,
George, you are going to be a great chef

day. Honestly, that looks good enough to
eat.

I have a surprise for you.

Do you remember the story I told you
about the ancient Numerians?

And the god of the sheets are...

These are for you to keep.

Absolutely genuine Lumerian amulets.
Take good care, for they are over five

million years old.

Wow, cheese!

I'm afraid your Uncle Anwar is in a bit
of a pickle, so I'll have to go and

straighten things out.

What's the matter, Uncle Anwar?

I want you to promise me you will never
forget me or all the things I taught

you. And study your book hard for
Sheetal.

Can you stay and play?

No. Got to go.

Love you boy.

Thank you.

What's going on?

Hey, what's going on?

Bullseye!

Hey, Mike.

Come on, George. Stop screwing around.
We have work to do for Uncle Edward.

What now, Mikey?

Okay. Open up the coffers.

Let him out.

Whoa.

You see?

He's happy to see it.

Give me the hacksaw.

Georgie, give me your hand, will you?

What now,

Mikey?

Resurrection from the veil of chaos and
darkness has come again.

Sheetar.

Is it worth the money?

I don't know. The type of thing hasn't
even been tried since... Five million

years, you morons.

And how are my two favorite nephews?

Anwar? Uncle Anwar? Of course. What do
you think it is? It's Anwar.

It's Anwar. We did it. We did it. We did
it, George.

We're fighting around you two. We have
work to do.

It's fighting.

Grave robbers.

Maniac grave robbers. And it isn't even
Halloween yet.

What do you make of it, Mark?

Beats me, Chief.

Seems like the work of pathological
weirdos. Without doubt, you must have

stated deduction to date, my friend. But
where are the clues?

Can't say I found any. I interviewed the
watchman's daughter.

Good -looking babe. She said he didn't
have an enemy in the world.

Damn good thing he didn't. As it was,
his eyeballs were popped out of his

and the rest of his body was hacked to
bits and strewn about like some ungodly

jigsaw puzzle.

There's got to be some clues here
somewhere, Chief. We've just got to put

pieces together and see what we've got.

You're right, Mark.

You're always right. And a damn good
detective, too, I might add.

But when you've been on the force as
long as I have...

you begin to develop a sixth sense about
the diabolical.

It kind of slinks down surreptitiously
and grabs you by the shorts.

Lately, I've had this strange
premonitive feeling about some

cataclysmic proportions which is looming
ahead of us.

You'll need help. I'm assigning you a
new partner, a rookie from New York. She

broke the enema bag rapist case wide
open, posing as a sex surrogate.

now anointed disciples of Sheetal. If
you follow my instructions carefully, we

will be able to resurrect the goddess
Sheetal from the dead. You must be

disciplined and prepare for a mission
far more taxing than anything you have

ever confronted.

What the hell are you gawking at, you
idiots?

Remember the night I came to see you?
That night, on this mission, I lost my

genitals and my life because of lack of
discipline with the Glee Club girls.

I couldn't stop! This is a mission I
failed to accomplish in my lifetime.

You, my nephew, must construct Sheetal
from the body parts of many immoral

girls. But this is just the start. In
order to raise her from the dead, a

ceremony must take place.

Michael, find the virgin to sacrifice to
Sheetal at the ceremony.

George, you must cook a blood buffet
that will summon the goddess to take

the body you have constructed for her.

Sheetal.

Sheetal. An immortal god is more
powerful than Superman.

We will use your diner to find our
victims.

I will do the choosing.

Sheetal, help us.

All you do is show your tits. No big
deal.

We need your answer now, Connie. Are you
going to do it?

I told you she's a little fraidy cat.

Come on, Clarice. We can do it without
her.

Oh, I can't believe it.

Listen, when I started as head
cheerleader, I decided we'd all be

Fine. Then another vegetarian
cheerleader group came up. So I added

Last month, some other school added
aerobics. Oh, my God. I'm getting a

Turn that damn TV down. I

like

to wrestle that sideshow freak.

George! George!

George, is that you? Yes, Uncle.

Did you miss me?

George! Get your fans over here and get
this off me.

Good morning, Uncle.

Get me over to the window, you
numbskull.

That's a better view for you, Uncle.

Slim Jenkins.

What an idiot.

Hey, Georgie.

George, you quick off and off and get to
work, will you?

Cheetah, help us.

Sorry, Mikey.

Excuse me. That's the best friggin'
veggie burger I've had in the son of a

long time.

Yes, sir. Damn good veggie burger.

If I didn't know better, I'd swear there
was some meat in it.

I'm an expert on veggie burgers. I've
eaten them all across America.

I've eaten in some of those health food
hangouts where the soup ain't fit to

piss in.

You're Michael Tubman, ain't you? Yeah.

Pleased to meet you, Mr. Tubman. My
name's Horatio Titus. That's why my

call me Vitamin C.

Get it? Vitamin C.

Pleased to meet you, Mr. C.

Hell, you can call me Vitamin.

Was everything okay? I noticed you
hardly touched your food.

It was really good. I'm just upset
that's all.

Let me let you in on a little secret
about this so -called friend of yours.

A couple of years ago, they used to all
come in here dressed up like Flashdance.

And they look really stupid.

Can I put you on our mailing list?

We're planning a special feast for...
Hey, will you turn that thing down?

Special people.

It's going to be a Lemurian feast.

I never heard of that. That's because
there hasn't been one since five million

years B .C.

Buddy, let's turn that thing down. How
can you stand that homo sport?

Connie. Oh, Mommy.

What a lovely name.

Do come see us again, Connie.

Thank you. I will.

Bye. I bet she's a virgin.

down this dirt!

must be set aside for proper aging.

Discard the vocal cords and any
surrounding tissue, or use them for

veggie patties.

Am I doing this right, Uncle Anwar?

That's right.

Remove only one unblemished limb from
each of the tramps. The body of Sheetal

must be a composite, as she is a goddess
of many facets.

But it must be fair and appealing to the
eye, especially the head. To choose the

wrong one would be a desecration.

Jesus Mary

Joseph goddamn

Well, what do you make of it, Mark?

Looks like someone had a do -it
-yourself lunch meat party.

Chiefs get tough. Sorry, Mark.

Perhaps I went too far.

But I will not tolerate any disrespect
for human life on my force.

That's okay, Chief. A good detective, no
matter how hard he becomes, can't lose

his sense of decency.

I'm glad you feel that way.

Now, before we hold this gula short to
forensics, what do you make of it?

Could be the work of the same killer.
More likely, too.

from the disproportionate bite marks on
this forearm.

Mark Shepard, meet Sheba Jackson, your
new partner.

Bite marks?

Cannibals? You know, there's a biker
group called the Cannibals, but they've

never gone to this extreme.

Besides, they're supposed to be
vegetarians, and what's so frustrating?

Vegetarian would be a party to such a
gruesome display of monstrously inhuman,

degenerate behavior.

This is disgusting.

Arms sawed off, organs removed, head
severed from its body.

Nine perfectly healthy tongues ripped
from their young white throats.

With your permission, Chief Miller, I
would like to go down to the corners now

so we can get a head start on any clues
from the autopsy.

Good thinking, Jackson.

You two go over there and see what you
come up with.

I'll try to round up enough guts to call
their parents.

Now get moving, both of you. Right,
Chief.

Thank you, Miss Sanders.

We'll be getting to you very soon.

Thanks, I'm sure.

George,

quit screwing around, would you? I've
got two specials. Right, coming up.

Thanks for all the business, too. I'm
determined to make you boys famous.

Good health is hard to find in this dung
heap of a city.

By the way, what is the special
ingredient for Tuesday's surprise?

Well, if I told you that, it wouldn't be
a surprise anymore, would it?

George,

George, cover for me, will you? Okie
doke, Mikey.

Now, a challenge to the public from one
little Jimmy Hitler.

Mr. Hitler.

Come and tell me.

They wouldn't have a head left to think
about doing it twice.

Thank you, Michael.

It's nice to know one has a guardian
angel's account on it.

I want to give you something for good
luck.

It's a sacred amulet. It's very old and
it's very powerful.

It represents the ancient goddess
Sheetal.

From now on, you belong to her.

Two guardian angels in one day?

I guess I have nothing to worry about
after...

I tell my father. No.

Don't tell anybody.

This is just between you and me and
Sheetal.

Here on the house.

Goddamn rival's house.

Now it's got to start all over again.

Damn shame about those girls getting
butchered up like that.

Well, beach the hell out of me. What do
those meat creeps want with those body

parts anyway?

According to the autopsy, the coroner
found undigested bits of soybeans,

carrots, celery, in all cases.

Except the one girl who had something
that might be cat meat. Cat meat?

Jesus, where could this be?

We've got to make on that machine gun.
It's the same one reported stolen from

the gangster's museum on 3rd. Good work,
Shepard. And I want you to make rounds

of all the health food places in town.
See if any weird characters have been

hanging out. Particularly the hacker
group, the cannibals. You know, Chief.

Maybe it's not them at all. Or maybe
some hamburger franchise owner wouldn't

deserve it. You know, health food's
pretty popular. So suppose with the

combined... Wait, wait, wait. Are you
trying to tell me that some nut from the

burgers is a spot?

That's okay, Chief.

Come on, Sheba. Let's go.

See you later.

Burgers! Jeez!

Here's a list of all the health food
eateries between here and six.

I'll check some out on the north side.

Then I thought that you and I could meet
at Mr.

Veggie's at midnight.

You boys will learn from my mistakes.

Ah, a little more wisdom, Uncle?

Don't make the same mistake I made.

I let my schlong do the thinking for me.

I got confused.

Georgie, would you stop screwing around?

That's right.

Aren't you the cat done yet?

Almost, Uncle Edward.

What the fuck was that?

Immortal, I can't see.

It's a photo we found of you from the
good old days.

Ah, yes.

The good old days.

People had ambition then.

I, most of all, took pride in life's
goals.

Everything I did was done with care.

I truly enjoyed my appointed destiny.

No matter how difficult the task, I kept
at it.

Again.

And again.

And again.

Like Clendon, I was in this state next
to godliness.

As you, my nephews, are becoming in your
devotion.

Sitar's body is complete.

But it is just the beginning.

You must now gather the ingredients
necessary for the blood buffet that will

bring her to life.

Stop it.

Georgie, you fucking moron! Listen to
your brother!

Stop messing around with Sheetal.

Now listen, the first ingredients we
need are two stomachs from a couple of

trams.

And Michael, keep your idiot brother out
of those gay bars.

Do you want to come with us, Uncle
Edward?

No, you boys go.

But don't make the same error I made by
ravishing the virgin before the

sacrifice. I failed the mission and for
that disgrace, locked my schlong off on

the day of the Glee Club massacre.

Good night, Uncle.

Just don't forget, two stomachs from two
immoral girls.

Shit, your body looks good.

What a set of knockers. If I only had my
schlong back, you would know the

meaning of machismo.

Gentlemen, do you have any IDs?

Yeah, we're on the guest list. Sorry, no
IDs, no admittance.

I said, take it out.

Baby, you know what it's all about.

Because if your man's got a dream, then
you're going to have to do it now.

Take it out. Take it out. Take it out.
Take it out.

Take it out. Take it out.

Take it

out.

I'm just gonna pull it out.

Hey, hey.

Be

cool.

Just like this.

Be cool.

Keep with it.

Over there.

Keep us pretty busy. Oh, we thought you
were in a band.

Yeah, we are.

Just at our cafe, keeping us busy until
our LP comes out.

Oh, yeah? What's it called?

Blood Hunger by the Sons of Sheetar.

Sheetar?

Sheetar? Hey, listen.

This dive's really a crashing bore.

What do you say you come back to our
place for a little Lumerian feed?

Is that something special?

Special? There hasn't been one served
since five million years B .C.

I'm impressed.

You caught the animal bag rapist? How
about a date?

Sure, sweetie.

Find anything?

but is this a dragnet or something?

We're looking for a couple of psychos
who'd like to pick on vegetarians. Any

your customers fit that description.

Customers? You need glasses, officer?

I'd be glad to serve Jack the Ripper
himself as long as he paid the check.

Hey, what about me?

Ah, you get handicapped, raise your
little fart. You don't count.

Well, if you see anything suspicious...
Mister, unless all the goddamn

cockroaches in Los Angeles are starting
at that place around the corner, I don't

think I'll be seeing anything but the
mortgage going up in smoke.

Submit, cafe.

I checked it out. It's closed.

The place is packed all the time. It's
their seasoning.

It makes everything taste real good, and
they keep it a real tight secret.

Oh, you pint -sized Benedict Arnold?

Thanks, Dad.

Do you think they get any bikers there?

If you mean the cannibals, I don't think
so. They run their own co -op now and

do their own cooking.

Because of the Tuntman boys, they look
like a couple of vegetables.

Well. Keep your eyes peeled and give us
a call if anybody or anything weird pops

up. You'll probably serve it first.

Come on, Jackson. I've got an idea.

Well, wonders never see.

If you're not busy later, maybe we can
meet at the club, dread, and boogie

I'll wear my black forms.

Don't bother, honey, for you won't get
down on my knees and boogie.

Hey, Valentino, finish your wheat germ.

on each other yeah i'd give my right arm
for that secret recipe

Why don't you show Joanne the back room
while Peggy and I have a little chat?

Yeah, come on, George. Let's go in the
back room.

I've got an idea.

Yeah, a dirty idea?

The Lemarian feast?

Come on, Michael, tell me.

I'm so hot. Let's do something kinky.
Ever hear of battered girlfriends?

Ooh, sounds like fun.

Ooh, you're so good at that.

Yeah.

What substances were you two on when you
decorated this place?

Sheetal.

Well, that's more like it, Samson. How's
about a little kiss?

Ah, how's about a real one?

With the tongue.

Just a little bit here.

And here.

And a little bit there.

God, I must look a mess.

On the contrary.

You look good enough to eat.

There's just one last little spot that I
have to get.

So big.

Something's wrong.

No, no, no. She's okay.

No, it's in trouble.

I gotta go.

See ya.

Peg?

Peg?

Where are you?

Do you want to stop screwing around and
help me with these leftovers?

Sure.

Of course it's Lemarian.

Lumerian culture came quite by accident
during the first expedition to find the

lost continent, Atlantis. It is now
believed that both cultures existed

simultaneously and vanished
simultaneously.

Get out of my way! Go up there!

It's bones! Label it! Bury it! Don't
interrupt me!

Now, that artifact that you showed me
happens to be from a deviant religious

sect of Lumerians that worshipped a
bloodthirsty goddess of black magic,

Sheetar. Now, on the week prior to the
arrival of Sheetar, this sect of

Lumerians would have a wild orgy rife
with debauchery.

Wine, food, weird drugs, lust would
completely overtake them until the final

of the celebration when they would have
this great feast called the Amen Lumos

Sheetara, which roughly translated means
blood buffet.

Blood buffet?

You don't believe me? It is suspected
that some followers of this cult did

survive. Who knows?

Rumors persist even in today's society.

There still may be some cult followers
of this gruesome goddess, Sheetar.

Thanks. What are you looking at?

Okay, Jackson. Now, tell me, what is
this all about? Okay, what's worse than

your average maniac?

I give up.

A religious maniac.

I've been thinking that these murders
have been too precise and sudden for

typical modus operandi of your average
serial killer.

Yeah. And when we found that weird
religious artifact in that girl's palm,

that's when I knew.

Knew what?

It's the purity of man. and stomach
-ready.

Yeah, we just poured it in, Uncle
Edward.

Excellent. Simmer the sacred recipe
gently until the final ingredients can

obtained.

Within the next 48 hours, the moon will
align with Jupiter and Sheetal shall

take her earthly body at the ceremony
you will arrange.

Here you go, Uncle.

Ah, that's such a regal flip.

Oh, how about that virgin? Where's that
virgin? Come on, Georgie, stop screwing

around. Got to open up the shop.

Get her by tomorrow.

Re -order.

Everyone, help. Help yourself.

Can I

get

some of the glory or please? I'm in a
hurry.

Can I buy one of your T -shirts? Oh, you
sure can. It's free advertising for us,

right?

I'm just going to put it on your tab.
Liz, can I do it for you? Yeah, can I

some of those George's Elevator food
trains, please? Yeah.

Five bucks.

Put this slut in the shopping list. And
have you found the virgin yet? She's in

the guest book.

Oh, but Michael says he found one.

Other essential ingredients necessary
for the blood buffet are the lungs and

liver from two sluts.

Don't forget.

Yeah, sure, buddy. Hang on a second.

You do more specials. Coming up, Mike.

I'm okay.

It's not charging.

Michael, you make me feel so guilty. I
can't let you treat me to all this

marvelous food and not give you
something to show for it. So there is

you can do for me.

I'd love it if you could go out with me
tomorrow night.

My brother's going to be wrestling
against Jimmy Hitler in the amateur

competition. I'm thinking maybe
afterwards we could come here for a

Marian feast.

Gee, Michael, I'd love to, but I have
all this homework, and I don't think my

dad would... I'd love to go.

Partner, can I have a doggy bag, please?

Say, George, you want to take care of
this fucking customer for me?

Say, tomorrow?

Hey, you know who that was? That's Stan
Saveman. He owns that Mr. Veggie dump

around the corner.

Oh, really?

So you're going to have to return this
guy's compliment and pay him a visit

soon, huh, Grocey?

Hey, Mike, can we get some food over
here?

Lord Layton seems to be in trouble.

I'm with the Internal Revenue Service,
and I'd like to check your books.

Hey, Georgie, two more fish finger
surprises.

real press.

Here you go. Be

special. Enjoy.

Get

out that

guest book and find that ugly bitch that
was in front of my window today.

You two jerk -offs, get your thumbs out
of your asses and... Get a move on.

We still have many ingredients to gather
to complete the blood buffet.

Hello. Hello.

May I speak to Sidney Sanders, please?

Oh, I see.

This is quite urgent. Would you tell me
where I might locate her?

Nature hiking at Bronson Caves with her
boyfriend, Buzz.

Have a nice day.

Hang up the phone.

Listen,

we haven't got much time. You got that
right, homo.

I want you to take the van to the caves,
and I'm going to take the cab to the

clubs, and I want you to be back here
around midnight.

I got a lot of work to do.

My mission left in the hands of two lame
brains.

if they want to keep cool.

You have to be cool, amigo.

Are you here?

And do the mambo.

The ground folks do want the mambo.

The ground folks do want the mambo.
Well, I'll turn the radios way low down.

Nobody can't see them when they're
really going to talk.

Come on, get those clothes on.

Shouldn't we be going?

Nah. It's getting late.

Good night, baby.

It's going to be all right. You're in
good hands.

Good night.

No,

wait.

I feel funny with all these weirdos
around butchering vegetarians. Hey,

I'm here. I'm not going to let anyone
hurt you. This place, it could be full

bugs and strange animals.

Besides...

The only animal you're going to have to
worry about chomping on your sweet meat

is going to be me.

Let me get there. It's okay. Relax.

I got something in the back that's
perfect for a mess like this.

I also have a big surprise for you.

Something that's guaranteed to get your
motor revving.

A big surprise?

Much bigger than that.

Uncle Anwar, I forgot what I'm supposed
to get again.

anything at all.

Strange maniac sheep.

Perverts with sick, sick minds.

Frankly, this is starting to form in a
definite pattern in relation to an old

case. We think it's the work of a cult.
Cult?

Sheba and I... Put that thing at me,
fool.

We've been doing some research on the
cults of Lumeria. Cults of Lumeria?

Jesus fucking Christ, what am I paying
you two for?

Whatever happened to that biker group,
the cannibals? I don't think so.

A patrol car just bombed in a hit -and
-run.

involving one of the cannibal gang.

He wasn't the one who ran.

As messed up as he was, they said he
died of a heart attack.

It wasn't what happened to the
vegetarian angle. We've altered that

Haltered it? And who's altered it? It's
just that we have been looking into

these past files. In this case, there's
a strong resemblance to the one that

happened to a former squad member 20
years ago.

That's right.

His name is Paul Stanton, and we were
going to see him when we were stopped.

listen to me.

You two aren't going to see anybody but
the unemployment examiner if you don't

start following my orders.

20 years ago is ancient history.

I want you both to get back on that
vegetarian angle right now.

Get moving.

Only a week and I'm already in the
shithole.

And you're no help.

Oh, he'll get over it. Look, be on the
safe side. You continue your search on

those health food freaks. And I'll go
and question this Paul Stanton.

These grisly murders can't go on much
longer.

He's late.

He should be here any minute, Uncle
Anwar.

I'm sucking out every drop of blood for
the blood buffet.

Are you sure this is going to work? You
stupid moron. Stop thinking and do as I

say.

Did you get the lungs and liver?

They look good, my turn. Put them in the
pot.

Good work, boys, but we still have lots
left to do.

Get over here. I have to tell you the
next step.

What now, Uncle Anwar?

Prepare for the banquet. We need as many
participants as possible.

Shout out to the raptors. Five million
years have not gone in vain.

At last, an authentic Lumerian feast
will be served.

Hey, we can do that easy.

You don't even need an excuse to have a
party out here.

Yeah, big party and pretty girls. We
have to wrestle.

Well, you must take care against
abstainers.

Most of the guests must participate on
the feast.

Hey, that's no problem.

We've got some little goodies here that
work like a charm.

George puts them in a stew and business
gets slow.

Yeah.

Excellent. Now cool the sacred brew and
get a good night's sleep.

Tomorrow night the moon will align with
Jupiter. The result is a window in the

universe for Sheetal to be able to take
the earthly body you have constructed.

The transference must take place
tomorrow at midnight.

You must follow from the book of
Sheetal.

Sheetal's body, the buffet, the
participants, and the Virgin must all be

present. For her resurrection, the
participants must ravage the buffet and

Sheetal must eat the virgin
simultaneously.

Plan carefully. If we miss this
opportunity, another is not foreseen in

lifetime.

So excited about wrestling that savage
Jimmy Hitler? Shut up. I'm thinking

the master plan.

Hey, Mikey, wait for me.

I'm going to find that recipe. You wait
here.

Don't do it, Stan.

Stan, you'll get in trouble.

Don't do it, Stan.

Stan, don't do it. Hark if they come
back.

Well, cater it absolutely free.

Well, we did have a Rumerian feast about
a year ago.

And since yours is the best in town, and
we don't have to do anything, I guess

it's okay.

What do you think, Henry?

I don't know. I don't know. I'm kind of
bored.

This isn't just any mummy. This is
Sheikai.

Besides...

We'll donate all the drugs you guys need
for a swing of time.

Just pass the word around.

You can pack a plate for sure.

We'll do it.

We'll be here.

Yes, yes.

We'll see you then, huh? We're going to
be at the wrestling match first, and

we'll be here about midnight or a little
bit before, okay?

That's right.

I was a detective here years ago.

Homicide division. Made my wife here
just a little jittery.

We'll make sure we don't get too rowdy
or nothing.

Is that right, honey?

You can bet your bottom dollar.

Give me the hard dope, young fella. You
didn't come here to listen to an old

coot ran on about his RV.

It's like this, sir. I'm working on a
serial killing, and this bears a strange

resemblance to your trial with Anwar
Nantuck.

Easy. Okay.

Okay, baby. Okay.

Gets a little jittery on that subject.

Thought maybe the crazy guy'd get the
best of me.

Didn't, though. What exactly happened?

I'll never forget the day we caught him.

What a freak show that was.

Who?

Anwar Nantuck.

With your hands up.

Had the wildest damn eyes.

I looked into them just as he died.

I could have sworn they were saying, one
day, detective, one day I'll be back

for you and your little girl, too.

Silly, huh?

Didn't even know I was going to have a
little girl.

Is this her?

Yeah. Ain't she a pip?

She's a good girl, too. Not like them
trashy cheerleaders that got killed

recently.

Well, I hope that helps you some, Mr.
Shepard.

Remember, these killers are, they can't
be working with NAMTA.

I'm not too sure, Mr. Stanton. You see,
they've stolen Anwar's

brain.

The brain?

Get that panty off the mat. Get the next
match started.

champion and a brave occupant of
tonight's audience.

The Challenger.

Go back to the place we celebrated.

We just won the competition here. I just
want to go home, please.

Well, I mean, I got the feast all ready.
It's all planned. It's waiting.

Please, Michael, just take me home now.

Guess I don't have a choice.

Jesus! Jesus!

Jesus! Jesus!

Jesus! Jesus!

Jesus! Jesus! Jesus!

Jesus! Jesus! Jesus! Jesus! Jesus!
Jesus!

Jesus! Jesus! Jesus! Jesus! Jesus!
Jesus! Jesus!

Jesus! Jesus! Jesus! Jesus! Jesus!
Jesus! Jesus! Jesus! Jesus! Jesus!

Jesus! Jesus! Jesus!

Jesus!

You know, I just love vegetarian food.
Now, what am I going to do with myself?

I'll tell you what you're going to do.
You're going to go down to the Hall of

Records first thing in the morning and
see if you can find out if there are any

surviving relatives of Anwar Nantut.

Shibby, you motherfucker.

The military will barbecue my butt if I
still isn't mentioned, Farrells or Blood

Pope. Bill is not going to know
anything.

Tomorrow's our day off. Bill, your
colleague was right.

Well, thanks a fucking lot.

Don't forget that.

Now, I know we've had a try and a
disagreeable time on this first case.

But when it's finished, I want the both
of us to get to know each other better.

Maybe over dinner or something.

I know it sounds like a big come on, but
I'll put my masculine ego aside and

I'll make a constructive effort to
understand you.

Not only as a partner, but as a person.

You know, it's funny when you think
about it.

You're a tough New Yorker. Me, a laid
-back California kind of guy. We could

have killed each other, but we didn't.
Because we didn't.

The answer to this case is just ahead of
us.

Cut the bullshit, Shepard. I'll play the
hon. What? You'll go out?

Meet me at the Tubman Cafe.

If that king tell that you want so badly
as ever there, dinner's on me.

Come on, George, hurry up. We haven't
got much time.

The moon's gonna be in Jupiter's path
within the hour.

Get out, you ingrate.

You can't escape from Sheetal.

We've been saving you especially for
her.

When she wakes up from her centuries of
sleep, she's going to be hungry.

Get the hats off, brother.

Anoximontes. Tos.

Osiris.

Spirits of the dark powers in league
with Jupiter.

Hear our sacred cries and bestow your
aid in our appointed quest.

Tonight, we raise your sister from the
grave.

Tonight, we invoke the resurrection of
Sheetar.

Sheetar.

George, you've been playing with Uncle
Elmore's job.

It's not kind of yours.

Jokes, George. Where's Uncle Elmore?

Somebody's broken in here.

Who the fuck can walk?

Satan.

A competitive little weasel.

Looks like we're going to pay a little
visit to Stan tonight.

Look, I want you to go. Make sure the
front door is locked.

I'm going to take the van around to the
back and start loading up everything we

need and hop to it. We've got to get
Uncle Anwar back.

Right there, Grizzly.

Don't you know it's not nice to moon an
officer?

Now let's see those hands up in the air.

Now move that light ass of yours real
calm like.

And stop when I tell you to.

All right, that's far enough.

You take one more step and I'll blow
your guts out.

I told you not to mess with that girl.
She gave me the finger.

I'm going to give you a lot more than a
finger if you don't stop goofing off

tonight.

Sheetal might want a little snack in the
morning.

Oh, Sheetal, why has thou forsaken your
servant?

Do I deserve to be held by the hands of
a greedy unbeliever?

Last match was awful.

As I told you, Mr. Satan, only a priest
ordained in the cult of Sheetal has the

proper skills to prepare this recipe.

If attempted by a... When I found you in
that bad room mumbling second recipes

to yourself, I didn't recall anything
about sour goat's milk. If you don't

cooperate with the correct ingredients
within ten seconds, I'll see to it that

you get a private tour of the city sewer
system, beginning with my commode.

Capisce? You are a shrewd man, Mr.
Satan.

I shall not deceive you further.

Okay, let's have it right this time.

First, you need the desiccated flesh of
three black felines.

Cat flesh?

Are you sure?

Mr. Satan, I am but an old brain, but I
am not so old that I cannot remember the

recipe which has been a goal of mine for
two lifetimes.

All right, all right. Three dry cat
bodies. What else?

Three pints of virgin's blood.

Three pints of virgin's blood.

And three hard -boiled eggs.

And three hard -boiled... Georgie!
Michael!

Quick!

Wait till my nephew gets a hold of you.

Shit.

Hey!

You're a kidnapper, Stan.

Mere swat is too good for you.

You keep

away from me.

Georgie. Michael.

Stop moving around. Get me out of here.

You keep away from me.

I'll kill you dead.

Hey,

that's my brother, Stanley.

Come on.

Help me, Stanley.

Stanley, he's got me.

Come on, Stanley.

Get me out of here.

Stanley. He's got me. Help. Help.

I'll smash him.

both of you stand together real quick.
What?

I thought that gruesome guy with the
green tongue had come back for the

Tell me, Jackson, are all of your people
masters of the complimentary phrase, or

is it something inside me that inspires
you?

Shepard, if you can get me to the car so
I can put out an APB on those Tubman

goons, I'll give you the prettiest
apology I've ever given to a white boy.

One APB coming up. You know, in judging
from the hideous leftovers inside, I'd

say we found our killers. As for you,
you're going to the hospital. Now, come

on, let's go.

I want those two, Shepard, and I want
them now.

Sheetar, have mercy.

Sheetar, have mercy.

The goddess, have mercy.

Goddess, have mercy.

Georgie, pull out the dead mortal's
brains and gently place me inside.

Root!

Sheetar, have mercy.

Okey -dokey, Mikey.

Michael, you must perform the ceremony
to resurrect Sheetal.

Oh, Sheetal, mother of a dark new age,
accept this humble servant as your

and guide.

Michael, the final incantations are
yours.

Good luck, and Sheetal be with you.

Don't be chained.

Don't be chained.

You'll follow.

You'll follow.

That's it. There is no more.

and your brethren to fight, search, and
defending that law which is

constitutional law of the land. What's
wrong?

That's pertaining to laws, man.

I don't know.

I don't feel so good.

What's the matter? Are you okay?

It still looks good.

Nevertheless,

when the wicked people rule, the law
shall also make you free.

God, am I hungry.

The sooner you find that van, the sooner
you'll... 1187, clear.

1830, clear.

Hold it.

There it is.

Double trouble.

That's a back entrance to the club
dress.

Call for reinforcements now.

Now wait just a minute.

Don't mess with me, Shepard. I need your
help. Do you still request a radio

unit?

Baker 7793, come over.

What are we to understand by the four
beasts of Sheetal, spoken of in the same

verse?

They are figurative expressions used by
the Revelator.

Describing heaven, the paradise of God,
the happiness of Sheetal.

Sheetar, the dark side of Jupiter
commands you.

Awake and take your visions.

Awake and begin to feed.

Awake! Sheetar, wake up!

We get killers in here all the time. The
point is, as I said before, if you

don't have a warrant, you gotta pay the
cover charge.

Is this enough?

Sheetal, awake and claim your vengeance,
now!

I,

your humble servant, respectfully offer
your first

meal on earth.

Thank you.

not so sure about that mean and ugly
thing on the bandstand, but everybody

is.

Good. You two did a fine job.

Maybe the streets will be safe from
fiends and freecoats for a while.

Shepard, get on the ambulance with a
stand and go.

Jackson, I'll expect a full report on my
desk in the morning.

Come on, Mark.

I'll buy you a cup of the finest
hospital coffee in town.

Ah, you're so sweet.

Hey, baby. You in the red.

Hey, Blondie.

Hey, you look kind of nice. You look
good.

Would you like to come home with me
tonight?

Huh?

All right.

Come on in, honey.

Come on in, honey.

I'm hot and bothered and horny.

Hey, baby.

Right before I stick my big sausage in
you, what do they call you?

They call me Sheetal.

Loving all day and night.