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So I was thinking this weekend,
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we go to Zippieri's for
dinner and then go hit that
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new indoor free-fall skydiving place.
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I'd love to see how you'd deal
with all that flipping around
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after a fresh plate of
spaghetti Bolognese, old man.
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OK, her I understand, but you?
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It's a brand new world, kid.
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I'm actually dating from
the privacy of my own home.
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Wow. I'm in free fall already.
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It's called December Date, and it's
for people of a particular vintage.
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You're not virtual dating too, are you?
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- My generation doesn't date.
- I like the sounds of that.
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We hang out independently
in groups of guys and girls.
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And then, through the
magic of social media,
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we "accidentally" meet up in packs.
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Let's go, kiddo.
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- Bye, Dad.
- Have a good day, honey.
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Hey. On my estimation,
it's been about a half century
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since you went on a first date with Mom.
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So word to the wise, Dad:
slow and steady wins the race.
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Yeah.
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Let's hope.
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♪
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My Dad's on a dating website,
Jules is running
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with a teen wolf pack.
Did spring come early this year?
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It's a lonely world out there.
Everyone wants a cuddle buddy.
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I guess you've got that covered,
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Miss Say-it-With-Leather 2016.
How is your mystery man, anyway?
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Have you figured out why you're so
obsessed with who's dating whom?
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I get the sense you're about to tell me.
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- Maybe... you're in a slump?
- (Matt laughing)
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Nothing like laughter to
brighten my day. Thank you.
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Happens to everyone
now and then, you know.
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How long has it been?
What's a dry spell for Matt Shade?
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Can we keep the investigation
focused on our client?
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She's not just a client;
Vanessa's a friend.
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Yeah, I know. I looked her up.
Big-time architect. Very impressive.
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She's completely a self-made woman.
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I helped with her
divorce case last year.
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Found proof her husband
was cheating on her.
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- So why's she calling now?
- That's what's strange.
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She didn't sound like
herself at all on the phone.
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All she would say was to come quickly.
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I'll call the police and
have you charged with theft!
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Please, stop it. OK,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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Look, there's been a mistake.
Let me make some calls
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and get this straightened out. Please!
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You can't just take it! Please, my God.
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- Vanessa, what's going on?
- They stole it.
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They stole my whole life.
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Identity theft?
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Apparently it was a two-phase plan.
They got a hold
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of my passwords somehow and
set up phantom credit cards
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in my name. Made a few small purchases
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to see if I'd catch on. You didn't.
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No. Once they learned
they were in the clear,
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they set up multiple lines
of credit against my house
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and made huge withdrawals.
That's when the bank called.
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Aren't the banks insured
against things like this?
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That's only if your
credit cards are stolen.
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The thieves stole my passwords.
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So the banks can't prove you
didn't do it all yourself.
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No. They're saying I'm on
the hook for seven figures.
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- What am I gonna do?
- Everything's going to be OK.
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Trust me, I've been there before.
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My ex-manager cleaned me out.
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Did you talk to the police?
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They say they don't have the resources
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for this kind of crime.
They did tell me that most of the money
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was used to purchase rare coins.
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That's a hell of a way to
pad your coin collection.
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The thief flew to Miami,
New York, Colorado to buy them.
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First class. I've seen it before.
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The biggest obstacle that
scammers face is converting
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credit to cash,
so they buy high-value items to resell.
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- Coins don't attract attention.
- You toss a million dollar coin
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in the tray at airport security
and nobody looks twice.
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What about your routine?
Anything changed there?
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I work 80 hours a week.
There's no room for change.
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Anyone new in your life recently?
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You know how it is, Angie. Running
your own business, there's no time.
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We're going to find
out who did this. OK?
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Thank you. Just excuse me for a sec.
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I've worked high-level
identity theft cases before.
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- It's brutal.
- You mentioned an ex husband.
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- You think this is personal?
- Let's start with him,
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check for proof of
lavish spending lately.
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- Follow the money trail.
- And hope.
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♪ I see you and you see me ♪
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♪ Watch you blowin'
the lines when you're making a scene ♪
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♪ Oh boy, you've got to know ♪
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♪ What my head overlooks ♪
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♪ The senses will show to my heart ♪
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♪ When it's watching for lies ♪
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♪ 'Cause you can't escape my ♪
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♪ Private Eyes ♪
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♪ They're watching you ♪
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♪ Private Eyes ♪
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♪ They're watching you,
watching you, watching you ♪
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♪ Watching you ♪
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- Synced and corrected by martythecrazy -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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So why am I the one going
through her ex-husband's trash?
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Your first dumpster dive!
It's a time-honoured tradition.
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- Ugh. Is this really necessary?
- Trust me. Everyone throws out
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their secrets with the trash.
There's two dozen units
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in this building.
We're never going to find anything.
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Oh, it's disgusting!
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OK, well, you can get out now, anyway.
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You sure?
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Yeah. I found this in the
third bag you threw over.
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- Why didn't you tell me?
- I wanted to be
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- absolutely sure.
- (Matt sighing)
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It's a car detailing receipt
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made out to a Dean Barnwell.
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2016 Porsche Panamera.
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- (car engine revving)
- You mean like that one?
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Oh, my God, it's him.
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We need to hide!
If he sees me, he'll get suspicious.
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He doesn't know me.
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Karma is a fickle mistress.
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Shut up and give me a boost.
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- Watch out for the...
- Ew!
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(engine roaring)
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(Angie grunts.)
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- What's all this?
- You know, the raccoons
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get bigger every year.
You might wanna get a new parking spot.
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Hey, that's a sweet ride.
You get a chance to open her up yet?
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Uh, its top speed's 285,
but I chicken out around 240.
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Yeah, I got a'69 911T myself.
My ex-wife would freak out
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if she ever caught me
in anything like this.
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- Luckily mine doesn't know.
- How'd you manage that?
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My ex was all over me.
Even hired a private detective
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- to follow me around.
- Mine too.
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And like a dumbass, she caught
me cheating. Ruined my life.
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Wow. Well, things can't be that bad.
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I lease it.
I can barely keep up the payments.
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Well, see you.
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Do you ever think about
trying to get back together
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with her? Your ex?
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Sure, but she's back out there already.
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She's apparently been dating again,
with a vengeance.
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Wasted no time. Take it easy.
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Hey, you too.
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There's nothing in your
ex-husband's financial records
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that indicates he had
anything to do with this.
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In fact, he's pretty much broke.
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He did say you were seeing people again.
Is that true?
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- About a thousand creditors.
- So you haven't been dating?
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I wish.
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A friend and I did go
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on a speed-dating event
about four months ago.
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- Where was that?
- The company was called
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Constellations. I'm
sorry, I totally forgot.
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But I didn't go out on
any dates after that.
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Speed-dating still works the
way I think it does, right?
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A bunch of guys sit across from you
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- for a couple of minutes each?
- Ask you as many personal
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questions as they can,
as fast as they can?
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Oh, my God. You think I set myself up?
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Just give us a ballpark.
How many guys are we talking about?
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Welcome to Constellations.
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My name is Enrique Villanova.
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I want to congratulate you
on making the first step
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toward a happier, more fulfilled life.
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Well,
Vanessa picked a popular dating company.
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So a lot of guys then.
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If our thief is swimming
in these waters...
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I think we're diving in.
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So how honest should we be on
this speed-dating questionnaire?
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- Honest-ish.
- It's kinda genius,
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using speed-dating.
You grill someone for two minutes,
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- it comes off as interest.
- Meanwhile, you're learning
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all the common passwords:
first pet, favourite movie,
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even mother's maiden name.
What are you putting down
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- as a profession?
- Urban planner.
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It's close to architect.
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I'm trying to emulate Vanessa's
profile as much as possible.
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- Smart.
- What about you?
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Owner of a sports memorabilia company.
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Not the sexiest...
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Hey, I could put down pet food
taster and I'd still be catnip.
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So you are using this
to break your slump.
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Nothing here to break, sister.
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And I'm starting to wonder if that
"stride of pride" of yours
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was all front.
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Oh... You still frustrated
that you don't know who it is?
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People in slumps are frustrated. Ergo,
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- I'm not frustrated at all.
- OK.
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Favourite music...
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Remember,
this is a vulnerable step for people.
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So I'd go with something empathetic,
like...
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Sarah McLachlan.
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(scoffing): Sarah McLachlan...
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Hey, honey! What's the rush?
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I've got to get dressed.
I got a date tonight with 20 women.
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OK.
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What's going on? I just teed
one up for you. You let it go.
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- I was wrong.
- Wow, that's a first.
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Apparently, my generation
does go on dates.
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- Liam just asked me out.
- On a date.
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I don't even know what "on a
date" means. Do I have to act
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differently? Do I have to
worry about what I'm wearing?
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I'm sure I'll worry
enough for the both of us.
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- Where's this date happening?
- He wants to take me
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to Symphony Star Trek
at the planetarium.
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No, no. The planetarium is out.
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Planetariums are for making out.
No one looks at the stars!
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Well, not looking is a given.
We're going for the music.
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No. Honey,
this is moving way too fast for me.
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You know, Dad,
I could have used some real advice here.
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But I'm glad we got your feelings
on the subject straightened out.
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Honey, honey, honey. Look, I'm sorry.
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It's just... I'm used to being
the Liam in this situation.
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When is this date happening?
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You can't tail us!
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♪
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How can we guarantee the
thief's going to be here?
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We can't, but it's the only
speed-dating event this month.
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Ooh, I'll take one of those.
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It may be speed-dating,
but they know how to do it up right.
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Yep.
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Did you pick up that eating
technique at finishing school?
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I missed dinner.
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Is there something on my face?
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome.
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Before you take your seats,
let's review the rules.
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You'll have two minutes to
connect with each person
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before the bell rings and you move on.
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- So what's your plan?
- I'm gonna trick our thief
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- into overplaying his hand.
- How will you know
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- when someone's a suspect?
- Identity thieves,
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they feed on the minutia
of your life and schedule.
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If someone's overly interested
in my personal trivia,
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I'll get a second date
request from them.
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- Just like that?
- Candy from a baby.
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You can "ping" anyone
you wish via our app.
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The ping comes with our patented emoji,
requesting a date.
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My advice to you all: be open,
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and love will find you.
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Now please take your seats.
241
00:11:25,891 --> 00:11:28,631
Meanwhile, I'm looking for
victims of identity theft.
242
00:11:28,656 --> 00:11:31,011
Meaning I have to find a
way to ask these ladies
243
00:11:31,036 --> 00:11:33,194
about their financial history
without looking like a creep.
244
00:11:33,219 --> 00:11:36,751
Which should be a cinch.
Unless you're in a slump?
245
00:11:36,776 --> 00:11:39,103
(Matt laughing)
246
00:11:39,128 --> 00:11:41,153
20 bucks says I get more
dates off of this than you.
247
00:11:41,178 --> 00:11:43,169
I don't want your money.
248
00:11:43,194 --> 00:11:44,984
- 50?
- Done.
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00:11:45,786 --> 00:11:48,765
♪
250
00:11:50,567 --> 00:11:53,840
Ladies and gentlemen,
time to get speed-dating!
251
00:11:53,865 --> 00:11:56,535
How about this?
Instead of leading with our strengths,
252
00:11:56,560 --> 00:11:59,321
we could do something completely crazy.
253
00:11:59,346 --> 00:12:02,436
Like, um... arm-wrestle?
254
00:12:02,461 --> 00:12:05,804
Or we could talk about the worst
thing that's ever happened to us.
255
00:12:05,829 --> 00:12:08,551
I'll go first. My manager
stole all my money.
256
00:12:08,576 --> 00:12:11,436
- All of it?
- Every last dime.
257
00:12:12,716 --> 00:12:15,222
So what's the money issue?
I'd love to help with it,
258
00:12:15,247 --> 00:12:18,192
or with anything at all.
I'm debating taking my company
259
00:12:18,217 --> 00:12:21,304
public, but I'm not sure I want
the oversight. Call me crazy...
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00:12:21,329 --> 00:12:22,779
You're crazy.
261
00:12:22,936 --> 00:12:25,359
I mean, you asked me to call you
that, right? I don't actually
262
00:12:25,384 --> 00:12:27,448
mean you're crazy. I
think you're amazing.
263
00:12:27,705 --> 00:12:31,394
I'm blowing this.
I am blowing this, aren't I? Oh, crap.
264
00:12:31,419 --> 00:12:33,070
- Your turn.
- OK.
265
00:12:33,095 --> 00:12:36,546
- My dad shot my dog.
- That's terrible.
266
00:12:36,571 --> 00:12:38,051
For eating his hoagie.
267
00:12:39,021 --> 00:12:41,688
(whispering): Bang.
268
00:12:41,713 --> 00:12:44,138
- Ping me?
- (bell ringing)
269
00:12:44,590 --> 00:12:46,964
How much money did your manager take?
270
00:12:46,989 --> 00:12:50,357
I lost everything.
Anything like that ever happen to you?
271
00:12:50,382 --> 00:12:53,352
Ugh. If I lost everything,
I'd be a complete mess.
272
00:12:53,422 --> 00:12:55,921
Surprisingly, it's not
the end of the world.
273
00:12:55,946 --> 00:12:57,748
Way to put on a brave face.
274
00:12:57,773 --> 00:13:00,031
- A cute, brave face.
- (bell ringing)
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00:13:00,056 --> 00:13:02,340
I don't think it's wrong
talking about money on a date.
276
00:13:02,365 --> 00:13:05,034
My CFO is worried about security,
but I guess that's...
277
00:13:05,059 --> 00:13:06,772
How much money are we talking about?
278
00:13:06,797 --> 00:13:09,363
A very healthy sum. Why?
279
00:13:09,388 --> 00:13:12,342
I've got a Kickstarter campaign
for a zombie repellent.
280
00:13:12,366 --> 00:13:14,023
- Cool.
- (bell ringing)
281
00:13:14,049 --> 00:13:16,392
Do you want to know why
all your money was stolen
282
00:13:16,417 --> 00:13:18,634
- by your ex-manager?
- You bet I do.
283
00:13:18,658 --> 00:13:21,024
It's because you haven't
given yourself over to him.
284
00:13:21,049 --> 00:13:23,950
- Completely.
- Him...
285
00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:26,471
- Satan?
- And you know what else?
286
00:13:26,496 --> 00:13:28,933
People think believing in
the occult means you can't
287
00:13:28,958 --> 00:13:31,357
have a fun social life. Not true.
288
00:13:31,381 --> 00:13:33,629
He will strip away false desire
289
00:13:33,654 --> 00:13:36,124
and satisfy only the needs that matter.
290
00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:40,176
Well, I don't know much
about pagan rituals,
291
00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:43,816
- but I like what I've heard.
- (bell ringing)
292
00:13:43,842 --> 00:13:45,707
I mean, I don't usually like
to talk about my financials...
293
00:13:45,732 --> 00:13:48,787
Wow. Beautiful, smart, savvy and funny?
294
00:13:48,811 --> 00:13:51,612
You're the whole package.
And I know packages.
295
00:13:51,637 --> 00:13:54,141
As a lawyer, I mean.
296
00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:57,204
Corporate lawyer. Bay Street lawyer.
297
00:13:57,229 --> 00:13:59,943
- So you're a lawyer.
- Either that or medical school.
298
00:13:59,968 --> 00:14:03,444
- (bell ringing)
- (chatter)
299
00:14:03,469 --> 00:14:06,203
(phone ringing)
300
00:14:06,228 --> 00:14:08,418
Why are you calling me?
301
00:14:08,443 --> 00:14:10,148
My date recognized me.
302
00:14:10,173 --> 00:14:12,894
She thinks all pro hockey
players are players...
303
00:14:12,919 --> 00:14:15,804
which makes sense, because we are.
How's it going?
304
00:14:15,829 --> 00:14:18,390
It's not going anywhere
because I'm talking to you!
305
00:14:18,415 --> 00:14:22,117
Well, have at it. Oh,
FYI, I'm crushing it.
306
00:14:22,142 --> 00:14:24,414
Hanging up now. I'm crushing it too.
307
00:14:24,439 --> 00:14:27,538
- Sorry.
- No problem. Jeremy.
308
00:14:27,563 --> 00:14:30,212
Angie. So what do you do for a living?
309
00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:33,104
Oh, I own an ad agency.
310
00:14:33,129 --> 00:14:34,883
It's mostly web-based.
311
00:14:34,909 --> 00:14:36,829
But talking about our
jobs is just so boring.
312
00:14:36,853 --> 00:14:39,161
Ad agency. You must be
313
00:14:39,187 --> 00:14:41,909
terrifically visual and very organized.
314
00:14:41,934 --> 00:14:43,752
- I guess.
- Probably really great
315
00:14:43,777 --> 00:14:47,909
- at managing money. I'm hopeless.
- I'm worse, trust me.
316
00:14:48,285 --> 00:14:51,786
(Jeremy sighing) Did
you grow up in Toronto?
317
00:14:52,009 --> 00:14:53,763
What can that teach you about me?
318
00:14:54,145 --> 00:14:56,494
I only have two minutes. Less.
319
00:14:56,518 --> 00:15:00,216
- OK, yeah. I grew up here. Downtown.
- Cool. High school?
320
00:15:00,241 --> 00:15:02,630
- Jarvis.
- Favourite subject?
321
00:15:02,655 --> 00:15:04,529
- English.
- Pet?
322
00:15:04,554 --> 00:15:06,823
Like... first pet?
323
00:15:07,391 --> 00:15:09,439
A cat. Mittens.
324
00:15:09,464 --> 00:15:12,331
No way! I had a cat named Mittens.
325
00:15:12,356 --> 00:15:14,753
What a crazy coincidence.
326
00:15:14,778 --> 00:15:18,674
This is so much better than
talking about money, isn't it?
327
00:15:18,699 --> 00:15:21,293
You're so right. Can
I tell you a secret?
328
00:15:21,318 --> 00:15:24,550
I think it's so boring when people wait
until the third date before they...
329
00:15:24,575 --> 00:15:28,006
(bell ringing)
330
00:15:28,749 --> 00:15:32,458
- Right. Forgot about this.
- Is this where we act like
331
00:15:32,483 --> 00:15:33,349
we're really into each other?
332
00:15:33,374 --> 00:15:35,029
So we make other people
jealous. Good idea.
333
00:15:35,054 --> 00:15:39,150
- OK. You go first.
- OK. Your ex-manager.
334
00:15:39,175 --> 00:15:43,093
- What exactly happened there?
- We'd need more
335
00:15:43,118 --> 00:15:45,157
than two minutes to
get through that story.
336
00:15:45,182 --> 00:15:48,364
- Fine. Gimme the spiel.
- The spiel?
337
00:15:48,396 --> 00:15:50,959
What would Matt Shade's
closing arguments be
338
00:15:50,985 --> 00:15:53,020
if this were a real date?
339
00:15:54,515 --> 00:15:56,848
I know we've just met,
340
00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:59,569
and I know I'm only getting 10 percent,
341
00:16:00,385 --> 00:16:02,931
but that 10 percent in my corner?
342
00:16:02,956 --> 00:16:05,391
There's nothing I couldn't do.
343
00:16:05,525 --> 00:16:08,149
And there's nothing I wouldn't do
344
00:16:08,174 --> 00:16:10,941
to earn just five percent more.
345
00:16:13,590 --> 00:16:17,814
And that is why I'm crushing it.
346
00:16:19,487 --> 00:16:22,929
- (ping)
- Oh! Got another one.
347
00:16:22,954 --> 00:16:24,746
- (ping)
- Can you call me?
348
00:16:24,772 --> 00:16:26,830
I think my phone is busted.
It's OK if you didn't get
349
00:16:26,855 --> 00:16:29,605
any date requests.
Women are tough nuts to crack.
350
00:16:29,630 --> 00:16:32,803
Did you sandbag me with that
whole Sarah McLachlan thing?
351
00:16:32,829 --> 00:16:35,537
What immense pleasure
would I get from that?
352
00:16:35,634 --> 00:16:37,767
And they haven't seen our profiles yet.
353
00:16:37,792 --> 00:16:40,664
Or are you right? Am I in a slump?
354
00:16:40,689 --> 00:16:43,380
Oh, come on. I was just kidding.
355
00:16:43,531 --> 00:16:45,498
- (pinging)
- It's really starting to pile up.
356
00:16:45,523 --> 00:16:47,258
Let's go grab Vanessa
and see if she recognizes
357
00:16:47,283 --> 00:16:49,555
- any of these guys.
- You go ahead.
358
00:16:49,580 --> 00:16:51,156
I'm going to take a little detour.
359
00:16:51,181 --> 00:16:54,231
Self-help book? Good for you, Shade.
360
00:16:54,422 --> 00:16:56,233
It's for my daughter.
361
00:16:56,258 --> 00:16:58,425
- I know it is.
- (ping)
362
00:16:58,450 --> 00:17:00,197
I'll put it on vibrate.
363
00:17:00,229 --> 00:17:02,436
(buzzing)
364
00:17:02,461 --> 00:17:04,458
That's not helping.
365
00:17:04,653 --> 00:17:07,102
(music playing quietly)
366
00:17:12,805 --> 00:17:15,685
(French accent): Teenagers.
They are the ultimate challenge.
367
00:17:15,710 --> 00:17:17,481
Yeah.
368
00:17:17,766 --> 00:17:19,694
Sign language?
369
00:17:20,084 --> 00:17:22,293
My teenage nephew is deaf
370
00:17:22,318 --> 00:17:24,944
and I'm pretty sure he's
swearing at me in sign,
371
00:17:24,969 --> 00:17:28,704
so I hope to blow his mind with this.
372
00:17:28,729 --> 00:17:31,623
- That looks dangerous.
- Trust me, it is.
373
00:17:32,786 --> 00:17:35,387
So, your teenager? A daughter.
374
00:17:35,412 --> 00:17:38,540
14. Actually, she's legally blind.
375
00:17:38,565 --> 00:17:40,235
Brave girl, I imagine.
376
00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,826
Sometimes I worry too
brave for her own good.
377
00:17:42,851 --> 00:17:44,927
That can only happen
when children feel secure
378
00:17:44,952 --> 00:17:46,523
in their home life.
379
00:17:46,548 --> 00:17:50,135
That's the nicest thing
anyone's said to me in a while.
380
00:17:56,806 --> 00:17:59,295
Sorry, I normally make it a rule
381
00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:03,161
to not just stand and stare
at people like an idiot.
382
00:18:03,592 --> 00:18:05,763
It's OK. I normally make it a rule
383
00:18:05,788 --> 00:18:08,360
not to interrupt people in bookstores
384
00:18:08,385 --> 00:18:10,385
when they are reading.
385
00:18:10,797 --> 00:18:15,102
But sometimes it's fun
to break your rules, no?
386
00:18:15,669 --> 00:18:17,223
Matt.
387
00:18:17,248 --> 00:18:19,362
Sylvie.
388
00:18:20,537 --> 00:18:22,887
Good luck with your daughter, Matt.
389
00:18:24,373 --> 00:18:28,294
Sylvie? Would you be
interested in getting together
390
00:18:28,319 --> 00:18:31,169
over coffee and discussing
more about teenagers...
391
00:18:31,194 --> 00:18:34,246
or any other subject you want?
392
00:18:36,134 --> 00:18:38,833
- Lady's choice?
- Definitely.
393
00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:51,906
Don't lose the bookmark.
394
00:18:56,862 --> 00:18:59,779
And... ping!
395
00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:03,722
(Angie): Recognize any of these people?
396
00:19:05,192 --> 00:19:07,744
I remember this guy from
my speed-dating event.
397
00:19:07,769 --> 00:19:09,998
Ken Barnes. He's a doctor.
398
00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:12,484
He told me he was a lawyer.
399
00:19:12,509 --> 00:19:14,937
Add him to the suspect list.
400
00:19:14,996 --> 00:19:16,804
I honestly think the worst part of this
401
00:19:16,829 --> 00:19:18,604
is never being able
to trust anyone again.
402
00:19:18,629 --> 00:19:22,074
Angie doesn't trust anyone already,
so that's the only part for her.
403
00:19:22,099 --> 00:19:24,153
One of life's little efficiencies.
404
00:19:24,178 --> 00:19:27,407
- So how do we get this guy?
- He'll slip up eventually.
405
00:19:27,432 --> 00:19:29,865
- They always do.
- Here's another one
406
00:19:29,890 --> 00:19:32,944
of your pings.
Look where he's been in the last month.
407
00:19:32,969 --> 00:19:35,336
Miami, New York, Colorado.
408
00:19:35,361 --> 00:19:38,528
The same cities the ID
thief bought the rare coins.
409
00:19:38,951 --> 00:19:41,461
Jeremy Cairns.
410
00:19:41,779 --> 00:19:43,946
Rosedale address. Nice digs.
411
00:19:43,971 --> 00:19:45,971
Do you recognize him?
412
00:19:46,466 --> 00:19:49,299
- Maybe...
- So Jeremy Cairns thinks
413
00:19:49,324 --> 00:19:51,288
you're an easy mark.
What's our next move?
414
00:19:51,313 --> 00:19:53,459
You look into doctor slash lawyer Ken.
415
00:19:53,485 --> 00:19:55,025
And...
416
00:19:55,282 --> 00:19:57,883
I've got a date with an identity thief.
417
00:20:00,946 --> 00:20:04,238
I understand you need me to
be a different kind of parent
418
00:20:04,263 --> 00:20:05,807
in different situations.
419
00:20:05,833 --> 00:20:08,394
Sometimes you need me to be a confidant.
420
00:20:08,419 --> 00:20:11,518
And other times, you need me to be a...
421
00:20:12,881 --> 00:20:14,663
Uh...
422
00:20:15,857 --> 00:20:18,175
Other...
423
00:20:21,047 --> 00:20:25,620
"Cheerleader." Other times you
need me to be a cheerleader.
424
00:20:25,645 --> 00:20:27,629
(phone ringing)
425
00:20:29,621 --> 00:20:32,902
Hey. I still think I should be
out there with you in the field.
426
00:20:32,927 --> 00:20:35,823
We're looking for an identity thief,
not a serial killer.
427
00:20:35,848 --> 00:20:38,192
I've got this. We
could put a wire on you
428
00:20:38,218 --> 00:20:40,000
and I could follow behind, listening.
429
00:20:40,221 --> 00:20:43,132
Does this scenario involve
you helping me put on a wire?
430
00:20:43,157 --> 00:20:45,658
- It's hard to do solo.
- [Stick with the plan.]
431
00:20:45,683 --> 00:20:48,473
Stake out Ken so you can figure out
what he really does for a living.
432
00:20:48,498 --> 00:20:52,435
OK. You call if you need backup.
Or help with a zipper.
433
00:20:52,610 --> 00:20:54,880
(doorbell ringing)
434
00:20:56,321 --> 00:20:58,615
Hey! How do I look?
435
00:20:58,731 --> 00:21:00,199
What, are you going to a funeral?
436
00:21:00,224 --> 00:21:02,791
- (knocking)
- Get the door.
437
00:21:07,587 --> 00:21:09,904
- Liam.
- Hi, sir.
438
00:21:09,929 --> 00:21:12,411
- Well, come on in.
- Thank you.
439
00:21:13,757 --> 00:21:17,371
So. Graduating from study buddy, huh?
440
00:21:17,404 --> 00:21:19,554
- Ha, yeah.
- Hey, Liam. Tell me about
441
00:21:19,578 --> 00:21:22,499
- your mother. Three things.
- My mom?
442
00:21:22,525 --> 00:21:24,208
- Yeah.
- Um...
443
00:21:24,233 --> 00:21:26,467
She's really smart.
She works at a research council
444
00:21:26,492 --> 00:21:29,283
as an epidemiologist. Oh, she has, like,
445
00:21:29,308 --> 00:21:32,309
over 200 books and she says
she's going to get rid of them
446
00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:35,668
- but never does. Uh...
- That's enough. The kid's fine.
447
00:21:37,083 --> 00:21:38,932
How does this look?
448
00:21:39,661 --> 00:21:41,439
You're going on a date.
449
00:21:41,464 --> 00:21:45,175
Yeah, well, us December Daters
can't waste any time, you know?
450
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:49,062
- But seriously, is this OK?
- Yeah, you're rockin' it, Dad.
451
00:21:49,087 --> 00:21:51,254
Just don't mention the Illuminati.
452
00:21:51,286 --> 00:21:53,161
Those no-good bastards. See you!
453
00:21:53,186 --> 00:21:54,465
See you!
454
00:21:55,918 --> 00:21:58,577
Liam, what you said
about your mom was nice.
455
00:21:58,602 --> 00:22:00,160
Means you respect her.
456
00:22:00,198 --> 00:22:02,770
My dad thinks that it means
you respect all women.
457
00:22:02,795 --> 00:22:05,128
I do, sir. I really do.
458
00:22:05,153 --> 00:22:09,086
Uh-huh. Look, Liam, I've been you.
459
00:22:09,586 --> 00:22:12,846
So I don't want to be the
Dad that threatens the boy
460
00:22:12,871 --> 00:22:15,646
who comes over, courting his daughter.
I don't want to be
461
00:22:15,671 --> 00:22:17,804
the Dad who goes into vivid detail
462
00:22:17,829 --> 00:22:20,329
about what'll happen to the
boy if his daughter gets hurt
463
00:22:20,354 --> 00:22:22,788
in any way, on any level.
464
00:22:23,631 --> 00:22:25,731
But I will be that Dad.
465
00:22:25,756 --> 00:22:28,307
I'll be that Dad all day
long if I have to be.
466
00:22:28,332 --> 00:22:31,233
- Hey, Liam.
- Hey.
467
00:22:31,258 --> 00:22:33,079
Hey, honey.
468
00:22:34,159 --> 00:22:36,221
Liam...
469
00:22:36,246 --> 00:22:39,537
- Would you give us a second?
- Uh... uh...
470
00:22:39,570 --> 00:22:41,599
- It's kinda cold out here, sir...
- Yeah, just a minute.
471
00:22:43,336 --> 00:22:47,538
Look, honey. I know you need
me to be a different parent
472
00:22:47,563 --> 00:22:49,580
- in different situations.
- OK...
473
00:22:49,605 --> 00:22:53,455
Sometimes you need me to be a confidant.
And other times,
474
00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:55,210
you need me to be a...
475
00:22:56,715 --> 00:23:00,083
- Other times, you need me to be...
- Did you rehearse this or something?
476
00:23:00,108 --> 00:23:02,771
I didn't want to screw this up, honey.
I read a book.
477
00:23:03,187 --> 00:23:05,230
Keep reading, Dad.
478
00:23:06,996 --> 00:23:09,298
(indistinct conversation)
479
00:23:09,323 --> 00:23:12,857
♪
480
00:23:25,322 --> 00:23:27,289
(streetcar bell ringing)
481
00:23:27,314 --> 00:23:29,788
"And sometimes all you need is love"?
482
00:23:30,203 --> 00:23:32,407
Seriously?
483
00:23:47,976 --> 00:23:50,078
(cell ringing)
484
00:23:50,103 --> 00:23:51,178
Hey, you OK?
485
00:23:51,203 --> 00:23:53,416
Fine. How's it going with Ken?
486
00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:55,839
[Well, our doctor, or is it lawyer, ]
487
00:23:55,864 --> 00:23:58,127
[lives in the crappiest
building I've ever seen.]
488
00:23:58,152 --> 00:24:00,524
Oh, well...
489
00:24:00,755 --> 00:24:04,589
if he's our identity thief,
then he's keeping it on the down-low.
490
00:24:04,614 --> 00:24:06,836
You got that right. Is your date over?
491
00:24:06,860 --> 00:24:09,027
No. He just went to
check on our reservation.
492
00:24:09,052 --> 00:24:11,441
Uh-huh. You sure you
don't need me there?
493
00:24:11,466 --> 00:24:13,238
Looks like Ken's turned
in for the night.
494
00:24:13,263 --> 00:24:15,263
Aw, are you cold?
495
00:24:15,288 --> 00:24:17,047
Did someone forget to
bring their sleeping bag?
496
00:24:17,072 --> 00:24:21,068
I've decided to be the P.I. who
stares down the cold of a stakeout.
497
00:24:21,093 --> 00:24:23,720
Well, I'm fine here,
because it's an identity thief,
498
00:24:23,745 --> 00:24:27,380
not a serial killer, remember?
I'll see you tomorrow.
499
00:24:37,290 --> 00:24:39,491
♪
500
00:24:43,949 --> 00:24:47,773
They said 10 minutes.
Don't know if I believe them.
501
00:24:47,798 --> 00:24:51,686
You ordered more drinks?
I like your style.
502
00:24:51,711 --> 00:24:53,832
Thank you, Jeremy.
503
00:24:54,178 --> 00:24:56,870
I have a feeling that I could
use your help with something.
504
00:24:56,895 --> 00:24:59,720
Sure. Anything.
505
00:24:59,887 --> 00:25:02,757
I'm thinking about re-branding.
506
00:25:02,782 --> 00:25:06,964
- Are you taking on new clients?
- Yeah, new clients.
507
00:25:07,620 --> 00:25:10,850
See, the thing is I'm
actually pretty booked up.
508
00:25:10,892 --> 00:25:14,128
- For, like, six months.
- Are you sure?
509
00:25:14,153 --> 00:25:15,699
I'd really love to help you out,
510
00:25:15,724 --> 00:25:19,627
but learning about you seems
like a better use of our time.
511
00:25:19,940 --> 00:25:21,940
So you keep saying.
512
00:25:21,965 --> 00:25:24,689
Beautiful, smart, funny...
513
00:25:24,714 --> 00:25:27,018
Your own urban planning business?
514
00:25:28,024 --> 00:25:32,719
Let's keep the focus on
the more interesting party.
515
00:25:32,981 --> 00:25:36,770
Careful. Flattery will
get you everywhere.
516
00:25:43,942 --> 00:25:46,509
I never should have tried
to memorize the book.
517
00:25:46,534 --> 00:25:48,748
- I realize that now.
- You have a lot to learn
518
00:25:48,773 --> 00:25:51,086
- about teenage girls.
- That's why I bought the book
519
00:25:51,111 --> 00:25:52,422
in the first place.
520
00:25:53,071 --> 00:25:56,436
The problem is I'm still playing
with the weekend-Dad playbook.
521
00:25:56,461 --> 00:25:58,485
This fulltime thing is new to me.
522
00:25:58,510 --> 00:26:02,045
I mean, it's great,
but it's tough being a rookie again.
523
00:26:02,523 --> 00:26:05,986
I just don't want to be the Dad
who doesn't get it, you know?
524
00:26:06,368 --> 00:26:08,682
Have you tried telling her that?
525
00:26:08,707 --> 00:26:12,045
See, that sounds smart when you say it.
526
00:26:14,528 --> 00:26:16,823
I'd really like to take you out again.
527
00:26:16,848 --> 00:26:18,722
For a whole meal this time.
528
00:26:18,747 --> 00:26:20,817
Appetizers. Desserts. The works.
529
00:26:20,842 --> 00:26:23,261
Ooh, big spender.
530
00:26:23,286 --> 00:26:25,280
How about tomorrow night?
531
00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:30,442
- What's wrong?
- I'm sorry, Matt.
532
00:26:30,607 --> 00:26:33,001
I should have told you, but I...
533
00:26:33,342 --> 00:26:35,905
I leave tomorrow, for Paris.
534
00:26:36,034 --> 00:26:38,300
OK.
535
00:26:38,850 --> 00:26:40,866
That sucks.
536
00:26:41,004 --> 00:26:43,878
So close to departure,
I usually wouldn't go out
537
00:26:43,903 --> 00:26:45,862
for coffee, but...
538
00:26:46,688 --> 00:26:49,993
I think it's because I
felt a real connection.
539
00:26:50,115 --> 00:26:52,400
Yeah, me too.
540
00:26:56,988 --> 00:26:58,989
Do you ever feel like
541
00:26:59,158 --> 00:27:01,768
the difference between an average night
542
00:27:02,032 --> 00:27:04,564
and a night you'll never forget
543
00:27:05,279 --> 00:27:08,584
is simply making the
choice to have it be so?
544
00:27:09,895 --> 00:27:12,389
It's all about attitude.
545
00:27:12,779 --> 00:27:15,150
I've seen lesser teams beat better ones
546
00:27:15,175 --> 00:27:17,488
for exactly that reason.
547
00:27:18,616 --> 00:27:21,418
So what about tonight?
548
00:27:22,079 --> 00:27:24,380
Average?
549
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:27,539
Or never forget?
550
00:27:29,613 --> 00:27:32,660
Dad was a carpenter, huh?
551
00:27:33,529 --> 00:27:36,065
What about your mother?
What does she do?
552
00:27:36,090 --> 00:27:39,885
- She works at the racetrack.
- What's her name?
553
00:27:39,909 --> 00:27:42,547
Married? Or maiden?
554
00:27:42,573 --> 00:27:44,502
The more the merrier.
555
00:27:44,527 --> 00:27:46,792
As much as I'd love to
talk about my mother,
556
00:27:46,817 --> 00:27:49,110
I'd rather discuss my third date theory.
557
00:27:49,135 --> 00:27:52,045
- The theory about what a waste...
- I remember.
558
00:27:52,721 --> 00:27:56,112
You wanna get out of here?
Go back to your place?
559
00:27:56,137 --> 00:27:58,530
Unfortunately, my
place is being painted.
560
00:27:58,555 --> 00:28:00,605
- I couldn't put you in that...
- I don't mind...
561
00:28:00,630 --> 00:28:02,529
Couldn't put you.
562
00:28:03,124 --> 00:28:05,339
Unless, of course,
you want to just call it a night.
563
00:28:05,364 --> 00:28:07,790
No! No, no, no.
564
00:28:07,815 --> 00:28:10,616
Um... it's fine.
565
00:28:11,186 --> 00:28:13,231
We can go back to my place.
566
00:28:13,256 --> 00:28:16,885
- OK.
- ♪
567
00:28:22,296 --> 00:28:24,998
I thought you lived in Rosedale?
568
00:28:25,622 --> 00:28:27,622
I moved.
569
00:28:48,869 --> 00:28:51,471
- Your place?
- Five minutes away.
570
00:28:51,496 --> 00:28:53,896
- (ringing)
- (soft moaning)
571
00:28:53,921 --> 00:28:56,121
Ah, I gotta get this.
572
00:28:56,146 --> 00:29:00,622
Hey. Yeah, I don't know how your
date's going, but mine's...
573
00:29:00,647 --> 00:29:02,496
[Wow, this street's so quiet.]
574
00:29:02,521 --> 00:29:04,384
And deserted.
575
00:29:04,642 --> 00:29:08,242
427 Elmore Avenue. Cute.
576
00:29:08,267 --> 00:29:10,477
I didn't know you could
find such a quiet,
577
00:29:10,502 --> 00:29:12,568
[quiet spot in the city.]
578
00:29:13,543 --> 00:29:16,175
- Is everything OK?
- I gotta go.
579
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:17,600
- What?
- I'm sorry.
580
00:29:18,628 --> 00:29:21,202
You're amazing.
581
00:29:22,180 --> 00:29:24,485
What?
582
00:29:24,510 --> 00:29:26,593
(door closing)
583
00:29:26,618 --> 00:29:29,284
Suspend all judgment, ye who enter here.
584
00:29:29,309 --> 00:29:32,743
- Funny.
- I wish I was joking.
585
00:29:36,057 --> 00:29:39,351
(engine roaring)
586
00:29:47,370 --> 00:29:50,425
(intense music)
587
00:29:52,738 --> 00:29:54,829
(crash)
588
00:29:56,041 --> 00:29:58,841
Don't worry, Nanna. Stand down, soldier.
589
00:29:58,867 --> 00:30:00,982
Jeremy's not our guy.
590
00:30:01,007 --> 00:30:02,905
He's another victim.
591
00:30:03,237 --> 00:30:06,169
(muffled): Coffee cake?
592
00:30:08,396 --> 00:30:09,396
He's another victim.
593
00:30:09,421 --> 00:30:11,154
This sure beats peanuts.
594
00:30:11,156 --> 00:30:12,356
Yeah! (Laugh)
595
00:30:13,643 --> 00:30:15,586
I always thought that I was untouchable,
596
00:30:15,612 --> 00:30:18,281
and then along comes
this thief in the night
597
00:30:18,306 --> 00:30:20,226
- and steals your life away.
- It proves how little
598
00:30:20,251 --> 00:30:21,726
control you have.
599
00:30:21,751 --> 00:30:24,382
You know, I actually tracked
down where they spent my money.
600
00:30:24,671 --> 00:30:26,621
The trail didn't go very far, though.
601
00:30:26,646 --> 00:30:30,285
- Let me guess: rare coin shops?
- In Florida and Colorado.
602
00:30:30,310 --> 00:30:33,319
- They wouldn't tell me anything.
- They guarantee the privacy of the purchaser.
603
00:30:33,344 --> 00:30:35,645
Even when he's spending
somebody else's money.
604
00:30:35,670 --> 00:30:37,512
- He or she.
- I can't believe this happened
605
00:30:37,537 --> 00:30:41,241
- because I went speed-dating.
- Join the club.
606
00:30:41,265 --> 00:30:43,731
The fact that you both used
the same speed-dating service
607
00:30:43,756 --> 00:30:46,363
- is the strongest lead we've got.
- But neither of you went
608
00:30:46,388 --> 00:30:48,848
- on a date after the session.
- Which means that
609
00:30:48,873 --> 00:30:51,246
only Constellations would
have seen your questionnaires.
610
00:30:51,271 --> 00:30:55,115
Meaning we need to find out
more about Enrique the love god.
611
00:30:55,725 --> 00:30:58,516
[Enrique's inside.
We just have to sit here listening]
612
00:30:58,541 --> 00:31:00,855
[and see if he makes a move.]
613
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:03,365
- Keep the mic still!
- [Yeah, yeah.]
614
00:31:03,390 --> 00:31:06,105
[How come I gotta sit on the cold,
hard pavement?]
615
00:31:06,130 --> 00:31:08,790
And don't give me that
"time-honoured tradition" speech
616
00:31:08,815 --> 00:31:11,521
- like at the dumpster.
- Because homeless women
617
00:31:11,545 --> 00:31:14,464
garner too much attention.
618
00:31:15,086 --> 00:31:17,826
- Sh, sh.
- It's Enrique.
619
00:31:17,851 --> 00:31:20,598
Listen.
Our current arrangement has stagnated.
620
00:31:20,623 --> 00:31:22,427
It's time to turn things up a notch.
621
00:31:22,617 --> 00:31:26,530
How long before you can get here?
Good. See you soon.
622
00:31:26,555 --> 00:31:29,348
- That sounds promising.
- [Let's sit tight.]
623
00:31:29,373 --> 00:31:31,130
Sitting tight is all I've got.
624
00:31:31,156 --> 00:31:33,701
My ass is frozen.
625
00:31:36,924 --> 00:31:38,552
How's it going with Jules?
626
00:31:38,577 --> 00:31:40,846
[She's dating and not talking to me.]
627
00:31:40,871 --> 00:31:43,617
My dad is dating and
talking way too much.
628
00:31:45,101 --> 00:31:47,657
(phone ringing)
629
00:31:48,552 --> 00:31:50,087
I gotta take this.
630
00:31:50,112 --> 00:31:52,110
- Stay in character!
- (beep)
631
00:31:52,135 --> 00:31:54,094
- Hello?
- [I never had a man]
632
00:31:54,119 --> 00:31:57,687
[run away from me like that before.
At least not that fast.]
633
00:31:57,712 --> 00:31:59,956
I'm sorry. It couldn't be helped.
634
00:31:59,980 --> 00:32:02,825
[Maybe we could try saying
our goodbyes again in person.]
635
00:32:02,851 --> 00:32:05,888
[I wish I could.
But I'm going back to Paris tonight.]
636
00:32:05,913 --> 00:32:08,336
- So miss your flight.
- So romantic.
637
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:10,527
[It is very tempting,
but I think last night]
638
00:32:10,552 --> 00:32:13,270
[may be all we have.
It is a wonderful memory.]
639
00:32:13,296 --> 00:32:16,769
I bet we can amp that memory up,
if you catch my drift.
640
00:32:16,794 --> 00:32:18,444
Subtle.
641
00:32:20,268 --> 00:32:24,426
I'm really sorry, but I have to go.
642
00:32:24,451 --> 00:32:26,819
Again. Be well, Sylvie.
643
00:32:26,844 --> 00:32:28,689
[Adieu, Matt.]
644
00:32:28,714 --> 00:32:32,014
- [What was that?]
- Look who's coming.
645
00:32:32,039 --> 00:32:34,273
Ken Barnes.
646
00:32:39,953 --> 00:32:43,163
No. Forget it.
Speed-dating is one thing,
647
00:32:43,188 --> 00:32:44,878
but going on a real date afterwards
648
00:32:44,903 --> 00:32:47,404
is completely different and you
know what? It rhymes with "no."
649
00:32:47,429 --> 00:32:50,102
- I'll make it worth your while.
- Ah, look at this.
650
00:32:50,127 --> 00:32:52,063
Cupid and Stupid hatch a plan.
651
00:32:52,088 --> 00:32:53,620
We're not taking applications today...
652
00:32:53,644 --> 00:32:55,658
That's not why we're here.
We're representing two former
653
00:32:55,683 --> 00:32:58,577
Constellations customers who've
become victims of identity theft
654
00:32:58,602 --> 00:33:01,058
after attending one of
your speed-dating events.
655
00:33:01,083 --> 00:33:04,784
So you can hand over their money in full,
or our next stop can be the 57th division.
656
00:33:04,809 --> 00:33:07,169
Slow down. I'm happy to offer a refund
657
00:33:07,194 --> 00:33:10,549
to any dissatisfied customer.
But my business here is totally legit.
658
00:33:10,574 --> 00:33:12,678
Yeah, we can tell you're
totally on the up and up.
659
00:33:12,703 --> 00:33:15,658
You and Lawyer-Doctor-Lumberjack here.
660
00:33:15,683 --> 00:33:17,550
I don't know anything about this.
661
00:33:17,575 --> 00:33:20,575
Oh, yeah? Then what's
your story, hot stuff?
662
00:33:22,686 --> 00:33:24,390
I'm an actor.
663
00:33:25,447 --> 00:33:29,040
He's a ringer.
Ken of the multiple identities
664
00:33:29,065 --> 00:33:31,766
and fabulous ass is a plant.
665
00:33:32,476 --> 00:33:34,024
You're gaming your own system.
666
00:33:34,049 --> 00:33:36,149
I consider it value-added, OK?
667
00:33:36,174 --> 00:33:38,498
The people that come to these events,
they're vulnerable
668
00:33:38,522 --> 00:33:41,097
and fearful. Employees like
Ken ensure they leave here
669
00:33:41,122 --> 00:33:43,661
feeling at least somebody finds
them completely fascinating.
670
00:33:43,686 --> 00:33:45,937
"Be open. Love will find you."
671
00:33:45,962 --> 00:33:48,692
We're going to need information on
every employee that works for you.
672
00:33:48,718 --> 00:33:50,581
- I can't do that.
- Or I can call my friend
673
00:33:50,606 --> 00:33:54,068
over at The Star. Ask him to
do a profile on Constellations,
674
00:33:54,093 --> 00:33:56,112
featuring Ken here as the kind of guy
675
00:33:56,137 --> 00:33:58,465
that women can expect to meet at
one of your speed-dating events.
676
00:33:58,490 --> 00:34:00,310
How does that sound?
677
00:34:00,662 --> 00:34:02,390
I'll get you the files.
678
00:34:03,459 --> 00:34:06,727
Any employee with access to
Constellations's customer files
679
00:34:06,752 --> 00:34:08,652
could have easily set
up an identity theft.
680
00:34:08,677 --> 00:34:11,376
With that access, choosing the
right target would be a breeze.
681
00:34:11,401 --> 00:34:14,516
They wouldn't even have to
participate in the speed-dating part.
682
00:34:16,028 --> 00:34:18,672
- Are you OK?
- Yeah, I am. I'm fine.
683
00:34:18,734 --> 00:34:20,767
Would you mind if we split these files
684
00:34:20,792 --> 00:34:23,421
and I worked on this
from home? It's Jules.
685
00:34:23,446 --> 00:34:25,712
I missed her getting home
from her date last night.
686
00:34:25,737 --> 00:34:27,642
I'd like to be there
when she gets home today.
687
00:34:27,667 --> 00:34:30,563
Of course. Just meet me at
the office when you're done.
688
00:34:30,588 --> 00:34:32,597
Mon petit Chou-Chou.
689
00:34:41,958 --> 00:34:44,281
- Hey.
- Hello.
690
00:34:44,306 --> 00:34:47,403
- I thought we said goodbye?
- We did.
691
00:34:47,538 --> 00:34:50,302
But I couldn't leave
without a parting gift.
692
00:34:51,038 --> 00:34:52,955
What about your flight?
693
00:34:52,980 --> 00:34:55,357
- I pushed it.
- Until when?
694
00:34:55,382 --> 00:34:56,714
Tomorrow.
695
00:34:57,417 --> 00:35:00,264
After that I guess...
696
00:35:05,725 --> 00:35:08,663
We think someone gained access
to your personal computers,
697
00:35:08,688 --> 00:35:10,414
possibly through Constellations's
698
00:35:10,439 --> 00:35:12,255
- computer system.
- I'm beginning to lose
699
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:15,238
- all faith in humanity.
- I've lost mine completely.
700
00:35:15,263 --> 00:35:17,676
Now that would be a genuine shame.
701
00:35:17,701 --> 00:35:20,491
Let me know if any of these
employee pictures look familiar.
702
00:35:20,989 --> 00:35:23,563
Now, you said after
the speed-dating event
703
00:35:23,588 --> 00:35:25,488
that neither of you went
out on any dates, correct?
704
00:35:25,513 --> 00:35:28,580
- I didn't get any pings.
- I seriously can't believe that.
705
00:35:28,837 --> 00:35:30,957
Forget about other speed-daters.
706
00:35:30,982 --> 00:35:32,948
Did you meet anyone
new around that time?
707
00:35:32,973 --> 00:35:35,784
I became friendly with a
woman at my gym, Helene,
708
00:35:35,809 --> 00:35:37,992
but Cyclefit isn't a strong basis
709
00:35:38,017 --> 00:35:41,018
- for friendship, I suppose.
- I met somebody too.
710
00:35:41,043 --> 00:35:44,377
Veronique.
I really thought we had a connection,
711
00:35:44,402 --> 00:35:47,290
- but it fell through.
- Fell through how?
712
00:35:47,315 --> 00:35:51,219
- She had to move back home, to Paris.
- To Paris.
713
00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:55,304
- There!
- Veronique.
714
00:35:55,329 --> 00:35:57,207
Oh, my God. Helene.
715
00:36:00,729 --> 00:36:03,031
Paris.
716
00:36:24,618 --> 00:36:26,728
Hey, what's the rush?
717
00:36:28,110 --> 00:36:30,111
I didn't want it to be awkward
718
00:36:30,136 --> 00:36:32,103
in case your daughter comes home.
719
00:36:32,128 --> 00:36:34,156
But...
720
00:36:35,033 --> 00:36:39,553
how about you relax,
721
00:36:39,578 --> 00:36:43,480
and I make us breakfast for dinner?
722
00:36:44,963 --> 00:36:47,030
I love breakfast for dinner!
723
00:36:47,055 --> 00:36:48,882
Mm, good.
724
00:36:49,104 --> 00:36:51,104
Leave it to me.
725
00:36:51,129 --> 00:36:53,803
Have a shower and...
726
00:36:55,383 --> 00:36:57,009
take your time.
727
00:36:57,034 --> 00:36:59,301
OK.
728
00:37:04,652 --> 00:37:06,726
(door closing)
729
00:37:30,345 --> 00:37:32,546
♪
730
00:37:40,049 --> 00:37:42,984
(tapping)
731
00:37:43,009 --> 00:37:45,676
(beeping)
732
00:37:45,861 --> 00:37:50,644
(soft music playing)
733
00:37:50,669 --> 00:37:55,262
♪ Your love is better
than ice cream ♪
734
00:37:55,287 --> 00:37:58,164
Adieu, Matt Shade.
735
00:38:00,926 --> 00:38:05,108
- You lost?
- No, I wanted to surprise you.
736
00:38:05,809 --> 00:38:08,289
I've rebooked my flight.
737
00:38:08,314 --> 00:38:10,042
Fantastic.
738
00:38:11,055 --> 00:38:12,917
So...
739
00:38:13,430 --> 00:38:16,210
Do you like it? I'm curious.
740
00:38:16,235 --> 00:38:18,793
Why would you buy me this CD?
741
00:38:19,324 --> 00:38:22,735
Well, it was playing in
the bookstore when we met.
742
00:38:24,244 --> 00:38:27,103
I'm sure I saw you singing along.
743
00:38:27,128 --> 00:38:30,194
Liking Sarah McLachlan is a lie I told
744
00:38:30,219 --> 00:38:32,814
on my Constellations questionnaire,
745
00:38:32,839 --> 00:38:35,996
along with the lie I told
about what I do for a living.
746
00:38:36,021 --> 00:38:38,485
I saw the pictures in your office.
747
00:38:38,510 --> 00:38:41,086
So you've lived a whole other life.
748
00:38:41,111 --> 00:38:45,534
I did, before someone stole it from me.
749
00:38:45,559 --> 00:38:47,848
Now I'm focused on my new life,
750
00:38:47,873 --> 00:38:50,739
as a private investigator
who's been hired
751
00:38:50,764 --> 00:38:52,895
to catch an identity thief.
752
00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:55,811
And I bet if I looked
in your purse right now,
753
00:38:55,836 --> 00:38:58,403
I'd find a couple of
rare coins, wouldn't I?
754
00:39:02,250 --> 00:39:03,964
Matt.
755
00:39:03,989 --> 00:39:06,769
What happened upstairs, between us?
756
00:39:08,048 --> 00:39:09,908
That wasn't business.
757
00:39:09,933 --> 00:39:13,396
It felt a lot more like pleasure,
I'll give you that.
758
00:39:14,123 --> 00:39:16,054
Work with me.
759
00:39:16,570 --> 00:39:20,305
We could make a lot of money together.
760
00:39:20,330 --> 00:39:22,297
A lot.
761
00:39:24,518 --> 00:39:26,934
See, here's the thing.
762
00:39:26,959 --> 00:39:29,258
I've already got a partner.
763
00:39:29,481 --> 00:39:33,549
In fact, you should meet her.
764
00:39:35,386 --> 00:39:37,387
Hi.
765
00:39:37,412 --> 00:39:41,278
Agh! It burns!
766
00:39:41,303 --> 00:39:43,971
I know. Try rubbing
your eyes really hard.
767
00:39:43,996 --> 00:39:47,544
(groaning)
768
00:39:47,569 --> 00:39:51,061
(muffled conversation)
769
00:39:51,086 --> 00:39:53,906
(Sarah McLachlan playing)
770
00:39:53,932 --> 00:39:56,770
No, don't. Don't.
771
00:39:57,699 --> 00:40:00,707
(whispering): So cute.
772
00:40:00,814 --> 00:40:03,048
Aw.
773
00:40:06,841 --> 00:40:11,103
- It's the pepper spray.
- Yeah. Me too.
774
00:40:11,128 --> 00:40:13,128
- (Sylvie): Ow.
- Ah, ah, ah!
775
00:40:19,724 --> 00:40:22,425
Sylvie was a systems
expert who did some work
776
00:40:22,450 --> 00:40:24,623
for the speed-dating
company over a year ago.
777
00:40:24,648 --> 00:40:26,714
She set up a mirror site
that allowed her access
778
00:40:26,739 --> 00:40:28,492
to everyone's profiles.
779
00:40:28,517 --> 00:40:30,484
The police found her
rare coin collection.
780
00:40:30,509 --> 00:40:33,708
It may take some time,
but you'll get your money back.
781
00:40:34,256 --> 00:40:35,799
Thank you.
782
00:40:35,824 --> 00:40:38,423
I feel like you've given
me a new lease on life.
783
00:40:38,448 --> 00:40:40,878
I can echo that.
784
00:40:40,903 --> 00:40:43,082
You know, the strange thing
is this really feels like
785
00:40:43,107 --> 00:40:45,051
one of those worst
thing-best thing scenarios.
786
00:40:45,076 --> 00:40:48,235
- Oh, yeah? How's that?
- Sometimes it's good
787
00:40:48,260 --> 00:40:51,815
to remember starting over's
not the end of the world.
788
00:40:52,750 --> 00:40:54,218
Shall we?
789
00:40:54,243 --> 00:40:55,879
(quietly): Yeah.
790
00:40:56,581 --> 00:40:58,388
Wow.
791
00:40:59,086 --> 00:41:02,876
We could give Constellations
a run for its money.
792
00:41:06,345 --> 00:41:09,247
(music playing in earphones)
793
00:41:19,584 --> 00:41:22,408
OK, look.
794
00:41:22,433 --> 00:41:25,221
- Honey, this is over.
- What is?
795
00:41:25,246 --> 00:41:30,033
- Us not being able to talk to each other.
- Yeah, I don't like it either.
796
00:41:30,058 --> 00:41:33,490
I trust you and I know you're smart.
797
00:41:33,515 --> 00:41:35,418
But these boys coming around,
798
00:41:35,443 --> 00:41:37,458
all I can see is my little girl
799
00:41:37,482 --> 00:41:39,783
and all I want to do is protect you.
800
00:41:40,022 --> 00:41:42,772
I was talking at you and not to you,
801
00:41:42,971 --> 00:41:45,957
- and I'm sorry, OK?
- (whispering): OK.
802
00:41:45,982 --> 00:41:49,095
Man. I have just come from the best...
803
00:41:49,651 --> 00:41:51,137
run.
804
00:41:51,162 --> 00:41:55,173
- In hard-soled shoes?
- Dad, maybe you should...
805
00:41:55,281 --> 00:41:57,915
go take a shower and get cleaned up.
806
00:41:57,940 --> 00:41:59,782
From your run.
807
00:41:59,807 --> 00:42:01,840
That's a good idea.
808
00:42:01,865 --> 00:42:04,504
(inaudible)
809
00:42:05,407 --> 00:42:08,347
So that's what they
mean by "walk of shame."
810
00:42:08,372 --> 00:42:11,272
Honey, I know I said that we
should talk about everything,
811
00:42:11,297 --> 00:42:13,260
- but not that. Never that.
- Agreed.
812
00:42:13,285 --> 00:42:15,551
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Wow.
813
00:42:15,576 --> 00:42:18,165
- (ping)
- (Matt laughing)
814
00:42:18,190 --> 00:42:19,773
What's with you?
815
00:42:19,798 --> 00:42:22,031
Part of Sylvie's M.O. was
to make sure her victim
816
00:42:22,056 --> 00:42:24,913
didn't get any date request pings
after the speed-dating event.
817
00:42:24,938 --> 00:42:27,018
- To make them feel vulnerable.
- Mm-hmm.
818
00:42:27,043 --> 00:42:29,028
- Smart.
- Once her mirror site
819
00:42:29,053 --> 00:42:32,216
was dismantled, my phone
blew up. Ping city.
820
00:42:32,241 --> 00:42:34,895
- Are you going to answer any?
- We'll see.
821
00:42:35,007 --> 00:42:38,046
So tell me,
does it count as the end of a slump
822
00:42:38,071 --> 00:42:39,796
if sex was part of the con?
823
00:42:40,170 --> 00:42:42,370
Again... there was no slump.
824
00:42:42,395 --> 00:42:45,214
- You're evading the question.
- A gentleman never tells.
825
00:42:45,528 --> 00:42:47,540
You know, I feel like we never really
826
00:42:47,564 --> 00:42:49,352
gave our speed date a chance.
827
00:42:49,377 --> 00:42:51,322
As the French say: c'est la vie.
828
00:42:51,348 --> 00:42:54,361
- What else do the French say?
- I think you're the expert there.
829
00:42:54,385 --> 00:42:56,442
Most of the time, she was speechless.
830
00:42:56,467 --> 00:42:59,880
- Ugh, too much information.
- You wanted to know.
831
00:42:59,905 --> 00:43:02,377
Speaking of which, we have time now.
832
00:43:02,578 --> 00:43:04,206
If I asked about your ex-manager,
833
00:43:04,231 --> 00:43:06,327
would you deflect with some funny line
834
00:43:06,352 --> 00:43:08,221
or tell me what really happened?
835
00:43:08,246 --> 00:43:11,968
In a nutshell? I trusted
the wrong person.
836
00:43:12,149 --> 00:43:14,015
Hate when that happens.
837
00:43:14,696 --> 00:43:16,820
You know, this speed-dating thing
838
00:43:16,844 --> 00:43:19,378
reminds me of what my dad used
to call the "two-minute you."
839
00:43:19,403 --> 00:43:20,419
I'm listening.
840
00:43:20,444 --> 00:43:22,471
Well, anyone can put on
a show for two minutes.
841
00:43:22,687 --> 00:43:25,455
But it's someone you want to
spend that third minute with...
842
00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:28,109
that's the person you're looking for.
843
00:43:29,677 --> 00:43:32,651
That's a solid theory.
844
00:43:32,676 --> 00:43:36,984
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