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BOWLING CLUB "AT LEISURE"

Well, it's your turn.

Listen carefully and do as i say.

Don't learn to play to Chicken with Headphone.

I came up with Chicken with an Earphone.

No. You came up with an earphone.

I brought in the chicken.

Super team.

So take a pineapple

and go to Tanner.

Tell him:

"Tanner, Tanner, you're human ... ker."

Kiss my baby?

Of course, a kiss.

Is it a boy or a girl?

This is pineapple.

Oh.

Oh.

This is the fault of the parents.

Let me guess. “Chicken with an earphone”?

No, this is pineapple, baby.

Well, at least you're pretty.

Bye, Teddy.

This kid is so nasty.

It was great.

Guys what i said about the "Chicken with an Earphone" in a bowling club?

I also want to!

Okay. I will go to that lady and say ...

... "Hey, you hit all the pins,

well, raise it. ”

And she is like this:

"What? I thought we were at the bowling club. ”

And everyone will die of laughter.

I’ll take inventory

and come up with a few more messes.

Fine. I can’t wait to hear them.

“She doesn't drive at all.” - Not.

My turn.

So...

... go to whoever comes next and say:

"Be a bunny, eat my balls."

Now someone is numb from fucking awesome.

There will be a complete tin!

Dad? What are you doing here?

Hey! Stick to the script.

A son...

... I'm here to pick you up to Bouronia.

"Be a bunny ...

... eat my balls. "

CHAPTER 9 ROYAL ARRIVAL 54

why am i going home?

Because of something called

"Yard barbecue race."

Oh have you seen?

Oh, you saw it.

I not only saw

but I can’t see it again now.

Jago, I said before, this is not funny.

Take away the monkey.

How can one be so reckless?

You risked revealing everything ...

... that you are a prince.

Father, I assure you, no one knows that I ...

...prince.

Yes, we did not tell him.

We?

Told a little friend?

No no. I didn’t tell him anything.

Yes. Joseph said.

Where is this imbecile?

Oh hello guys i have mini cupcakes.

Oh no!

Your Majesty!

Sir?

Mini cupcakes, sir.

Lord

Why do I see your toes?

Because I'm wearing slippers.

I can get you.

I entrusted you with the safety of my son,

and you neglected duties

for a bag of tiny muffins?

- Mini muffins. - Never mind!

Your incompetence is staggering.

That would not happen if you weren’t in the slippers.

Say goodbye my son.

Royal plane takes offat six o'clock exactly.

Your father seems cute.

So many memories.

Emil, we are still here.

Oh sorry.

I experienced that first time again now when I turned off the light.

We have...

... with a switch relations.

Emil?

Sorry.

I use puns to hide the sadness.

You have to say something to your father to let him stay.

Yes, isn't that your Bakshal desire?

Yes but opening your true identity

I formally violated Bakshal’s agreement.

You definitely have a lot of laws!

Oh.

Abridged edition.

It is forbidden to use cabbage

for three crescents from the autumnal equinox.

Yes.

And in the abbreviated there are mysterious points.

Hey, suddenly there is something here that will allow you to stay.

Yes, lawyer Broner always says:

“If there is a law, then there is a loophole.”

Great spec.

Thanks to him a lot of criminals on the loose.

Including Broner.

Wonderful.

But even if there’s some kind of loophole,

Obviously you never met a couple of bookworms like us.

Let’s flip the pages.

Found anything?

I discovered what the use of the wrong salad fork at the banquet ...

... they will shave your moose.

They use this punishment. too often.

Well,

that seems to be all.

Time to say good-bye.

Goodbye Emil.

I do not say goodbye.

Because...

... goodbye means ...

...goodbye!

Nothing, Teddy.

But just know you're the best friend in my life.

And this counting that cute dachshund,able to bark my name.

I can’t believe it.

He is leaving.

Oh, he forgot his charter.

Escape, give it to him.

Two pages stuck together.

Teddy, I think I found something.

"All the dancing bears must wear pants. ”

Is logical.

No, read below!

"Para Murat."

Take a look, sir.

Shoes hid fingers.

Actually, I bought them at a sale ...

I do not care!

Be useful at least and load your luggage.

Come on, my son. The royal plane is waiting.

No, wait! You cannot fly.

And why not?

You?

Because I'm your moose rat.

- Losekrys. - Losekrys!

Oh!

Of course! I know what it is!

But it’s worth explaining what this means ...

... to Joseph.

Well...

... as everyone knows ...

... except for Joseph,

The Royal Charter states that if the prince found a bride ...

- ... his Losekrys ... “He stays in her village

for up to five years. "

Ha! You see? I know something.

Is it true my son?

This young lady is

is your losecats?

Yes.

What have you not said before?

Well, that changes everything.

I am returning to Bouronia, and you ...

... doves, keep cooing.

After, of course, as you pass

"Compatibility Test."

BUT.

What is the “compatibility test?”

I can’t know everything in the world.

In the evening I will arrange a trial.

Yes. Everything can work out.

Well then ... you better get ready!

To whatever it is.

Yes.

Come, my Losekrys!

And my ...

... "Drugokrys." Come on!

So Joseph ...

... if you intend to keep the job,

we will conduct the test privately.

What about the hostess mother, sir?

She dresses in the evenings something funny

but professional.

Then do your duty

and eliminate it.

Not! I cant.

She is a good man, sir ...

- ... and there are laws! - Eliminate her ...

... invite for dinner ...

... to distract

you moron.

Oh yes, of course!

Oh, it will be fun.

She wanted to go to the "theater with dinner."

“Glad I have new shoes.” - Enough.

What just happened there?

You think I like to see Sydney with someone?

Except your boyfriend ...

... Tanner.

He's great.

Excellent taxied.

Yes, Tanner sent a funny message,

- it says ... - Here it is.

"Compatibility Test -

this is a number of physical and mental tasks

to make sure that Losekrys knows

all about my betrothed

and its bouronian customs.

We certainly cannot do this.

My father can ask anything about me, 231

And we have so many hours.

I think you forgot

your fictitious bride copes well with tests.

Teddy is right.

I intend to learn everything you need to know about you,

Emil Pulkow.

Actually, my real name is

Maxim Magnus Gustav Niels Anders Henryk

Adolfus Bjorn Gunnar Olaf Vanderclaut ...

...third.

How many mistakes are made?

Oh, be careful!

Good God!

How is it still ...

It's impossible.

And something else...

- For the lady.- Oh.

Oh my God.

The flower grew right behind your ear

how did I not notice?

I love magic.

Very nice change of place after bowling club.

Well I thought you deserve magical ...

... three hours and forty-two minutes In the countryside.

I will say that I ...

... glad to this dear ...

... a quiet evening.

Are you okay?

You seem a little nervous.

Sorry lately at work a lot of stress.

This is my boss. Cakes with any minor negligence.

The king is a real tyrant.

King?

Yes of course.

The boss makes you call him king.

Wait.

Your boss is deputy director Chipler, right?

It's him?

Yes. It's him.

King of my misery.

Wow. She studied with him in high school.

He was always such a jerk.

This dunce threatened to fire me,

called a boob, said that I'm dumber than his monkey.

He has a monkey.

Sorry.

Why do you need to hear about problems at work.

Not! Come on, lay it out.

Excuse me! We need wine here.

Wow. They are great.

"COMPATIBILITY TEST"

Hello and welcome

to "Compatibility Testing."

I am your host, King of Bouronia,

but today you can call me

Your Majesty, King of Bouronia.

I did not imagine it at all.

My father is big quiz fan.

He’s at home with this wheel convicts convicts.

Before we invite a contestant,

Imagine a co-host

super player on the nerves,

Today will play on yours:

Iago monkey!

And now

Sidney from Peoria.

It is very strange.

So Sydney

how are you today?

I'm a bit nervous,

Mr. King?

Charming.

So, let's begin.

What are the nine names of the prince?

In reverse order.

Olaf, Niels, Magnus, Henryk, Gustav, Gunnar

Bjorn, Anders and Adolfo.

Shinji Quin, that was impressive!

But wrong.

The correct answer is Adolfus,

not Adolfo. Adolfus is the answer which we were waiting for.

Now remember: two more mistakes,

and you will be eliminated.

Father no!

Eliminated from the game!

Why does everyone immediately think about the murder?

You can handle it.

Be calm.

And this gentle moose cry

Jago said it was time the first

physical test.

So...

... let's spin ...

... "Wheel of tradition"!

So Sydney

do you want to say hi to someone from the audience?

To your son

and teddy.

AND...

... I don’t know others.

Looks like we're playing ...

... "Find this leg!"

Let's see if Sydney can find out

This?

She knows these fingers!

Sydney?

Didn't know you today on a television game.

Good luck

Go ahead!

Third of January, Capricorn.

His moose blanket. He slept under him up to nine years old.

"Cheese sculpture."

Not at all like that.

Okay, this task will solve everything,

there are two errors, one more - and you are eliminated.

From the game.

And your last test is ...

... "Jumping trout"!

In this

a barrel of 10 lake frill.

And only one rainbow trout.

Sidney, you have fifteen seconds

- I'm a vegetarian. “Twelve seconds.”

- Grab the fish. - Teeth.

Three two

one ... she caught a rainbow trout.

Sydney

You passed the test with honor!

Happened!

- Awesome! - That was great!

It is all over.

Congratulations to the happy couple.

Let's see what they won.

A chance to participate in the second round.

Second round?

Yes, according to the latest survey

women of bouronia,

The prince must know his Losekrys, as good as she is his. 376

...right now.

This award sucks.

I have not prepared for this test.

But...

... I have only one name.

And then the boss made me lie in a muddy puddle

to walk on my back.

Is this the job of a janitor?

I don't care that he’s the deputy director,

Chipler can't walk on you.

You know you're right!

Next time I will see the boss and say:

“Enough!”

This is another matter!

Oh my god, you will never believe ...

What?

It's him. Chipler, he's here.

Does he conjure?

Oh my God.

Sorry.

I think I need to pull off the table ...

... top three clubs!

Boom!

The wonderful Chipler hit you.

It is for you.

This is your chance, Joseph.

We must stand up for ourselves.

No no. I don't want to bother him while he...

... focuses.

If you don’t tell this moron, I will do it.

And voila! Your parking ...

... extended.

Good evening.

Hi Chip.

Regina Bobina?

You know, not Bobin for a long time.

I'm Jackson.

I'm glad to see you.

I know what you think:

much cooler? "

I greet you.

Listen here, Mr. King of the school.

I like it.

Still would.

But I don't like the way you relate to employees.

You are hard poker.

Do you see him?

Hey!! Joseph!

Do not dare this: “Hey Joseph.”

He is a hardworking person

you treat him like garbage.

Feel cool

- The big boy? - Do not. I'm fragile like glass.

Henceforth

you will show respect for him.

And add twenty percent.

Regina?

It was inspiring.

I don't think this tyrant will be again to walk on you.

Keep yourself in control, Chipler.

Keep calm!

Maybe we'll leave him a good tip.

BOWLING CLUB "AT LEISURE"

Who knows what he will ask

that is, I know you but not so good.

Let's briefly about the main thing:

My film is Steep Turns ...

What is Steep Turns ?

The film is about the Jamaican bobsled team.

- But ... - There is no snow in Jamaica. 450

It just doesn't make sense.

Hello, welcome in the second round

"Compatibility Tests."

Sidney hit us in the first round,

it was the turn of the prince to take hot chair

remember: after three mistakes he ...

Coming back home!

Oh no.

What should we do?

Guys, I have an idea.

Let's play Chicken with an Earphone.

Teddy, we don’t have time ...

Oh...

Okay, Sidney and the young prince,

join me on stage.

First question:

what is Sydney's favorite dessert?

"GUMMY BEARS"

Right!

Question two:

what was the name of the first pet Sydney?

Katy Perry.

It’s ridiculous.

Katy Perry.

KATY PERRY

Right again.

Farther.

Prince Emil, your Losekrys ...

... she has eyes.

What color are they?

It's simple, they ...

The trick question.

Her eyes may be

- blue ... - green

depending on what she’s wearing.

And how light falls on them.

But there is one thing that I know for sure:

they sparkle like stars

Wow.

It was wonderful.

I had more ...

... fifty questions

but I don't need to be convinced anymore.

You two are made for each other.

Congratulations.

You have passed the Compatibility Test.

I am so happy for you, my son.

I will return home, and you continue take care of Sydney,

but remember:

this is your last chance.

You have to keep a low profile.

And for heaven’s sake,

no barbecue races.

Yes father.

We have to go home.

I never poop when traveling.

Mom will be back soon.

Do not worry. Servants take care of this.

I don’t know, friend. There are so many things.

Wow.

They are cool.

Teddy.

It was awesome.

Do you know so much about me?

And the last answer was this ...

... sweetheart.

Where did you get this?

Oh. Uh ...

Hey. What are you talking about?

Nothing.

I want to thank you both for everything

what have you done.

I came to America to find best friend.

But now I have two of them.

Three, if you count the dachshund,who knows how to bark my name.

Since you stay

how do we celebrate?

Let's watch a movie with fun the name Steep Turns .

Good.

We’ll make nachos from the cheese head.

I’m sure my face is very tasty.

So they brought ice to Jamaica or ...

Subtitle translation: I. Velikanova

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