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Shit.

All packed?

Holy shit.

Forgot we still had that.

Get my message?

It was closed, man.

I will do it Monday. Guaranteed.

This director...

he's a real piece of work.

I was seriously booked.

Want me to go?

Want me to go now?

You left the gas on.

What?

You didn't pay the electricity bill, and you left the gas on.

Are you serious?

- Sahil, I'm sorry. - Please, just go from here.

I don't think that's gonna fit.

It will tear, is all.

Okay, you're gonna have a heart attack.

Okay. I'm not your girlfriend,

and I'm not your mother. And I don't want to nag you all the time.

Okay, but why are you getting mad at the bag?

- Seriously? You're going to take that? - I don't even feel like going.

- Because I didn't pay a bill? - And because you left the gas--

okay, I can't say the same thing 35 times. Please, just go.

Okay. You're in a mood, anyways.

Ridiculous.

I can smoke, right?

- Where are you going? - I'm stinking.

Alex, can you please wait? I have to shower first.

- I'll be quick! - You are never quick.

Thank you!

Alex! Alex, I'm going to be late!

- Well, you can always join me. - Everything is not a joke!

- You're going to have a heart attack. - Yeah, and whose fault is that gonna be?

Does it matter?

- Alex, can you please just get out? - I have Mishra Uncle's car.

What?

I have borrowed Mishra Uncle's car. I'll drop you off. Don't stress.

Sahil...

If you've cooled down even a little,

please, please, please let me have the candle?

This bathroom is very slippery and I can't--

Okay. I dropped the soap.

Sahil?

Toothbrush?

Boots?

Cash?

Got any?

- Don't you get tired of being angry? - Just drive, Alex.

I will pay the bill. Promise.

Stop it.

Why nervous?

What are you apologizing for?

- What am I apologizing for? - I don' t know.

What are you apologizing for?

For not paying the bill.

For the gas.

Joking. Joking. You're angry because I forget these things.

These things? It's 40 degrees, Alex.

Damn it! Look at this traffic!

- How much time do we have? - We have 15 minutes.

Fifteen minutes?

- This is not my fault. - I didn't say anything.

You always say it without speaking.

Okay, look. Nobody likes doing these things,

but if you don't do them, then I have to.

I will do it before you're back.

There's no fan, there's no AC, how are you going to--

I will do it.

My phone is not charged, my laptop is--

- Bill is in the front drawer, right? - Oh, my God, are you kidding?

- I can go from here. - Just wait.

Thank you.

"Seski."

Let me know how your shoot goes?

I don't think so.

- I'm just trying to say that-- - It will be fine.

Just go, enjoy yourself.

And no phone calls and all that. Even I deserve a break.

Fine.

No kiss-kiss?

- Idiot. - And...

- Alex? - Yup?

Pay the bill.

Asshole.

Jai.

Welcome to Mumbai.

I'll meet you at 6:00 p.m. Confirmed.

Yes. Right.

Right. No, thank you. Thank you so much.

Yes.

Car park?

There it is.

No, not at all. Thank you.

- Yes. - Give me that.

Yes.

No, I don't see a problem.

Let's get signatures first. We will definitely celebrate.

Thank you. Thank you so much.

Goodbye.

Finally.

Excuse me for doing business on a business trip.

- Fine. Where are we going? - You tell me.

That's a nice try. I meant, what are we doing?

Why are we going to the car park?

- Didn't you want me to rent a car? - Okay, fine. So, what did you get?

Oh, let me see...

- Tata-something-Indica? - Oh, that's good.

- Sure? - Yeah.

You want me to get that, right?

- Yeah, that's absolutely fine. - Here.

- No way. - You are so easy.

- Is it a six-series? - No, it's a vintage three-wheeler.

- Welcome to Mumbai. - Welcome to Sahil?

So where is it?

- Level four. - Hit the beeper.

- Is it a convertible? - Vintage three-wheeler.

So, how was your flight?

You know me.

How can you complain about first class?

Wait. Before you do that, just grab my backpack.

I need you to get something for me.

It's a little box, you see?

- What is it? I don't see it. - Dig in there, you'll see it.

It's right on top.

- It's a small little box-- - Front or top?

Front, top, it's the same thing. Just unclip the thing and you'll see it.

- Found it? - Yeah, what is it?

Pull it out.

- Thank you. - What, sorry?

Thank you.

Welcome to Sahil.

- Damn, man! Did you make this? - As if. Courtesy of Mr. Lakshmi.

She's our cook.

- Anyway, do you like it? - I love it.

- Okay, then, please do me one more favor? - Here we go...

- It's just an AUX cable in the back-- - No. No.

Just please grab it. Please.

Please?

Thank you.

I like that logo you put up on Facebook.

- Oh, yeah. Alex designed it. - Really?

- Yeah. - Mallu got skills.

He's got some skills, all right.

Speaking of the Mallu, how's he doing?

Same.

Good same?

I really don't want to talk about him.

Why? What did he do?

Let it be. I'll get upset and...

this is my weekend.

How's your mother?

She's good. She's learning how to swim.

And she's moving to Mumbai.

- Oh, that's awesome. - That is not awesome. Are you mad?

Do you not know her?

She's gonna steal all my friends like this.

Fine.

- Tell me more about your company. - It's coming along.

Still trying to find my artists.

- No Bollywood plans? - No.

In any case, I want to create a different scene.

Cool.

Okay, hold on. I want you to hear this.

These valleys, these skies

These seasons, they keep my secrets

These valleys, these skies

What do you think?

Who is she?

Hold on.

In the folds of this night

These lamps lay lit just for you

Slipping my palm into yours

Here I go, let's go away

Here I go with you

Gonna be on Coke Studio this season.

That's fantastic.

This close to signing them.

- That's great. - I know.

Dancing in the night everywhere

Like fireflies

Our desire

So?

- What does Alex think? - Who cares?

- No, seriously. He doesn't think. - Isn't that what you like about him?

Do you know he almost burned us alive?

Okay?

- I'm serious. - Amazing.

I'm serious.

- What did he do? - He left the gas on.

Luckily, I got home before him, otherwise, he would have just lit one cigarette

and boom, that's it. Game over.

- Okay, why is that funny? - It's Alex.

I know. That's why I don't want to talk about it.

- This is my weekend. - Sure.

How tired are you?

- I'm good. - Oh, right.

I forgot. You're always good.

That's right.

I am always good.

Mr. Superman. And jet lag is for pussies, right?

So I guess we won't be talking about the Biryani party?

I still have that picture of you

passed out in the middle of the party with Biryani...

Where are we going?

- You're so stubborn. - I'm stubborn?

- Yes. - Why can't you tell me where we're going?

Why can't you not ask where we're going? For once.

- Welcome to Sahil. - Welcome to Sahil.

Sahil!

Oh, shit.

- Shit, shit, shit. Sorry, sorry, sorry. - Hey, hey, hey!

- Shit, shit. Run! - What? What happened?

- There's a guy in the house! - Oh, my God!

Run, run, run.

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Hurry up.

I really thought he was gonna kill us.

Happy?

Jai?

Jai?

Fuck!

Asshole.

Like I said, I'm always good.

Look, it's too early in New York right now.

I'm not gonna be sleepy till the afternoon.

You're not sleeping in the afternoon.

- Why? - Because we have a packed day.

Did you over-schedule everything?

- Yeah. - Gross.

So who told you to book a 48-hour trip?

Can't we just relax?

- Okay, what time is your meeting? - Six tomorrow.

I own you until then.

I'm honored, sir, but can you please tell me where we're going?

Did you not read the sign?

- What sign? - Oh, my God.

I'm glad I came.

Me too.

Shall we?

What the-- what is this?

Don't say anything, okay? I did not ask for these.

Why are there two single beds here?

- Sir. - Is there a problem?

No, it's-- does every room have two single beds?

We saw two men on the reservation, so we put in the single beds.

If you want something else, we can change it.

Alex...

Shut up.

No, it's fine. Thank you.

Do we need to tip him?

- Thank you. - Thank you.

Sahil.

Sahil.

Sahil.

Look at me.

Sahil?

Do you feel safe with me?

Oh, God. Asshole.

- Tell me. - What?

- Tell me. - What?

We can get two rooms if you like.

Please let me sleep.

Do you know how many nights I haven't slept waiting for this?

- That's why you canceled twice. - Hey, come on, I was working.

Yeah. Standard American excuse.

Sorry, sorry.

Okay. Just look at my eyes. Look at my eyes.

I cannot open them. I swear.

What am I supposed to do? I'm not sleepy.

At least let me sleep, please?

No. Don't even talk to me about your promotions right now.

We have to land these guys. Okay?

Steve...

I need the red line and a clean copy on Royce's desk by the morning.

Yeah. First thing in the morning.

I need him all set for the quarterlies.

Here.

You know what, I'm not worried about that actually

because Royce is much better at handling the press than I am.

Yeah.

No.

Sorry, what was that?

You know what, let's do--

Ouch!

Actually, let's not do that.

I'm going to flush that bloody laptop down the toilet.

Guys, you know what? Let's just take five.

- Okay. - Don't work with Jai.

- Thanks. - He's a dick.

What happened?

- Where were you? - I had to pee.

Outside?

You should have just come in.

- You were on the thing. - So what?

Oh, really?

- It would have been fine. - Whatever.

- What? - What would you have told your team?

- That the waiter had come in to pee? - You're over thinking it.

Fine.

I'm their boss, sweet cheeks.

- I don't care what they think. - Noted, sir.

- Now please get ready, we have to go. - Give me ten.

Another Skype?

Do you like this?

Actually, I do.

Sorry!

- I need another ten minutes, come on. - No.

No more work until 6:00 tomorrow.

Come on.

- What are you doing? - I'm tired.

Come on, are you serious?

- I haven't slept. - No, you cannot sleep right now.

- We have to go. - Good night.

Jai?

Okay. I'm gonna count to three, I swear to God.

Three...

two...

and...

- one. - Fucker!

You're fucking dead.

You're dead, you're dead, you're dead!

What happened?

Royce, I totally understand why you'd want to see signatures

before you make the announcement, but...

Of course. And our team has been working with the Indians for the last six months.

They trust us.

Jai, can we please go?

No. We would have gotten signatures today,

but some last minute stuff came up, so we had to push the meeting to tomorrow.

Of course. I'm confident.

We've got this, okay?

Hello? Jai, are you going to do this the entire--

To satisfy my every need

So would you be my inspiration

When you think about what I mean

Yeah, a real love

I'm searching for a real love

Yeah, real love

I'm searching for a real love

Play. Don't stop. Go on. Play.

Come on.

What does it mean?

What can you do about it?

What can you say?

Don't know a thing about it

It's a nightmare

It's all negative, so hide away

So hide away

Real love

Someone to set my heart free

Amazing.

That was awesome. Seriously.

It's a nice guitar.

You were really good.

Did you find anything?

- You don't want the guitar? - No.

Maybe you should cut your own album.

Yeah, right. That's all my clients need, right?

Musicians can manage every musician.

Anyway, are you done with your shopping or not?

You don't think you should cut your own album?

- Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - Never mind.

Listen.

You were really good. Seriously.

Such a flirt. I am out of here now.

You bad cat! Oh, you bad cat!

Yeah, naughty pussy. Naughty pussy.

Naughty pussy.

Who's your daddy now?

You want to say sorry? No sorry. Pussy cat, pussy--

Hey! What's going on?

Let's go, time to empty out the theatre!

Jai.

Nice.

Wait, I have something for you.

There's one more.

Look at this.

Drooling Superman.

Run away.

Oh, run away.

Sir, order?

Waiting for a friend, actually.

- Okay! - Excuse me?

- Water, please. - Bottle?

- Yes, cold. Thank you. - Yes, sir.

Thank you.

No, no, no. Bottled water, please!

What the fuck, bro?

Drink up, bitch!

- Did you order? - Where were you?

- Couldn't you just go here? - There was a line.

- So? - So, I had to go.

What's good here?

You tell me. You're the one who loves this place.

Okay, I'll tell you what...

Anything you want.

Thank you. That's so generous of you.

Sahil.

Please smile, my darling!

If we don't order soon, they'll pee in our food.

- You're staring. - So?

Did we order that?

I did.

It's a little "Happy-New-Year Happy-Birthday,

Sorry-I-couldn't-come-the-last-two-times, glad-I'm-really-here" cake.

Right on, stud. Keep it up, very good.

- Is it working? - Oh, yeah, yeah.

- I'm melting in your love as we speak. - Great!

Hey, what's that?

Oh, my God.

Damn it.

- Thank you. - Sorry, what was that?

- Thank you. - What?

Thank you.

Sahil...

the candle is melting.

The plan is...

we are waking up at 6:00, we'll pack now and get ready.

You're not staying there.

- Okay, okay, okay, come here. - No, no, no.

This is unbelievable.

Who made you in charge?

It's going to be fun.

Do you even know what fun is?

Yours.

I got you a guitar, man!

Thank you.

I'm not going.

Okay.

Fine. Old man.

At least give me a kiss

Take a hike

Hello?

Can you hear me?

Hello? Yeah. Okay, okay, okay.

What is it?

What did she do?

Have you tried the syrup?

She usually takes that.

No, no, no. She thinks everything is poison.

Look, I just--

I...

You've got her for one weekend, this is my every day!

I don't know. Make her a sandwich.

Put them in there. Sometimes she'll eat that.

I'm sorry. I'm working.

Yeah.

You know what? Do what you want.

How is she?

Do you want to talk about it?

Jai...

Jai.

What?

I don't want to hurt you.

You don't have to worry about me.

Jai.

Jai.

Go to bed. We have an early morning.

Good luck.

I'm not going.

Jai.

Jai! Wait up.

- Try it. - What?

Try it!

Try it!

Try it!

Old man!

Old man!

Old man!

That's where we're going.

No.

Okay.

No.

Yeah. Okay. We'll just sit here. It's fine.

You wanna see your Mumbai house?

Who's looking after it?

- We have a guy. - Like a guard?

Does Auntie miss it?

No.

Okay, fine.

I'm so sorry I brought you to this dirty, rocky place.

I'm such a moron, no?

Didn't let you sleep, didn't let you eat.

I barely let you take a shower.

I'm a moron, right?

Tell me I'm a moron, Jai.

Jai.

- Jai. - Sahil.

Okay, I'll lead.

Oh, come on! Are you seriously going to stop there?

Come-- no.

I'll...

kiss you.

Come.

What?

Jai.

- Jai! - What?

I'm going to settle the room bill, be ready by the time I'm back.

Just take my credit card.

- No, no. I've got it. - Just take the card.

- Hurry up. - Just take the card.

Do you need any help?

Where did you find this kinda stuff?

So how's work?

What about it?

What are you working on right now?

Just some stuff.

It's just this thing I have to finish.

What is it?

Real estate.

Okay.

Commercial. The builders are in debt so we are moving in.

Okay.

They have to sell their units.

Cool.

- So, what's the meeting for? - Nothing major.

Finishing touches. Need a couple of signatures

and then we get to announce it to our buyers.

Cool.

So... how's Nafisa?

- You're such an asshole. - What?

I didn't know how to tell Mom about her.

- Why? She would have been fine with it. - Yeah.

Mom helping Nafisa wear hijab? Totally.

Mom's cool, you know.

She's just from a different time, that's all.

Does she miss Mumbai?

Hates Manhattan. Hates me for dragging her there.

She'll get used to it.

It's hard to say anything with her anymore.

I mean, her memory is pretty done, you know.

She still thinks Dad is alive. Waiting for her, here.

Why don't you bring her with you next time?

No, that's just going to make things worse.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

I mean, after all, this is my weekend.

So is Alex the "I love you" type?

Meaning?

Does he say I love you?

- Yeah, when he screws up. - Why are you blushing?

I am not blushing.

He's an idiot, okay?

- And you're not? - I'm with him, am I not?

You love him?

We fight too much.

He just doesn't grow up, which makes me feel like I'm aging faster.

But you love him?

Nitesh, where are your shoes?

Let's go. Come on.

- Oh, wow! - Everything okay with your room, sir?

- Yeah, thank you. - My pleasure.

And you're not even staying the night, huh?

Corporate account.

Thank you, capitalism.

Look at that ocean!

Are they here?

Fifteen minutes.

The bed looks at Sahil and Sahil looks at the bed.

Will he make the jump? Will he?

He made it.

Hey! Tie or no tie?

Sahil.

Too hot for a tie.

Be ready. Back in an hour, tops.

- Where is the thing? - Business center.

Best of luck.

Hello.

So, so sorry about the delay. We were on the road, actually.

- Thank you so much for your car. - No worries, man, no worries.

- Hi, how are you? - Fine.

How are you? How are you?

- So how's my baby? - As beautiful as ever.

It's really surprising that you guys were driving, you know?

Not many people prefer it. Indian roads.

Oh, my friend drove, actually.

Should have taken the driver, no?

- Would have been more comfortable. - No, no, that's fine.

It was nice, actually, and...

It's with the hotel valet.

- Take it to the airport, man! - No, thank you so much.

- Really take it. It's fine. - Absolutely not. I'll use the hotel car.

- Thank you. - All right.

Let me first start

by congratulating all of us on this terrific step.

Everyone in the city sends their regards, especially Royce on this fantastic move.

They know how hard we've worked on this.

And the fact that this is culminating into a deal today,

we should all be very proud.

So, shall we sign?

Actually, something came up. It's not that big, but it's...

What's that?

No, just these two builders, don't worry about it too much.

What does that mean?

Well, these two guys are not really happy with the valuation.

Everyone else has signed except these two and we're working on it.

They'll get to it, they are just a little, you know...

- the thing with the valuation. - I really don't understand.

We were done.

I got on a plane and flew here because you told me we were done.

I told Royce you were done.

That's why I flew here.

We'll work something out.

Okay, it's all solvable, don't worry about it.

See, there are those two builders--

we were discussing these numbers internally, and...

- the commission needs to be looked at-- - That's not possible.

Jai, it's a commission, numbers are still the same.

Don't...

I really don't understand.

Let's both adjust. Not a problem.

Why are we still adjusting commissions if this is a closed deal?

You chose to announce the deal.

It is not closed.

Hey. Sorry, sorry.

Hey, everyone, so sorry.

I left my black AUX cable thing in the car.

Sure.

Thanks.

He's your friend?

- Shall we continue? - Please.

As I was saying,

the numbers are still the same, we need to re-look at the commission,

and it will be ideal if you just have a look at these numbers.

You see, these two builders, they will sign, that's not a big worry.

It still makes sense. It's profitable for you and us.

We all can still make a lot of money with this.

And I don't think you should hesitate. Just, let's sign this.

- She's right on there. - What's up, sweet cheeks?

What?

Okay.

Why are you pissed?

Why do you think?

I thought you didn't care what those people think.

You're their boss, right?

How old are you?

Okay.

Are you dressed?

Am I dressed?

Yes. It's a simple question. We have dinner plans, so are you dressed?

Okay. Can you just tell me what happened?

What?

Okay, fine, I'll get dressed.

It will take me five minutes, I don't know why you're making--

This must be fun for you, right?

- Jai, what are you doing? - Pulling me, pushing me.

You like fucking with me, right?

Jai.

I like you.

You know that.

And what do you think, I don't like you?

Three days ago you told me you were coming

and I dropped everything to be here with you.

Why do you think that is?

You're not here because you like me.

Then what else?

What?

Who pays for all this?

The dinners, the cars, Macau last year.

- Seriously? - Yeah.

Okay. You're sick.

The universe doesn't revolve around you. Do you know what was happening down there?

Okay, you said you were cool with it, all right?

I only came down there to show you how not cool with it you actually are.

You think you've scaled Everest

because people know you can take a cock up your ass?

- Where are you going? - Goodbye, Jai.

- We have a dinner. - Yeah, have fun.

- What are you doing? Just stop! - No.

Just because I said something for once?

Stop it!

I like you.

But I'm not your toy.

Fine.

So just stop being nice.

Okay.

Jai, this is not what you want.

Jai. Jai, stop. Please, stop.

Jai!

Jai, what are you...?

Jai.

Jai, please.

Jai, what are you doing?

Jai.

Jai, please. Jai.

I'm so sorry.

You don't have to stay.

Sir, table for two?

No, we're meeting someone here, actually.

Please.

So, so sorry.

You know you never have to apologize for that with me.

- Hey. - Hi!

What are you wearing?

He said dinner jacket, didn't say what kind.

- You look good. - Thank you.

And this is Junior.

Aadit. What's up?

That's Jai and that complaint box there is Sahil.

Hi.

- Switch. - What?

I see this guy every day.

I wanna sit with the Yank.

So, Jai...

I've ordered us some wine.

- White. - Cool.

The most expensive one.

What's your problem? He's paying.

Do you even know what to look for?

- Aadit, right? - Yeah.

- What's up? - You were gone. I got horny.

- What are you saying? - He's working on the commercial.

- And? - And I invited him to dinner.

You guys are doing a commercial?

What's it for?

- Seriously? - You're ridiculous.

I don't know.

- Fans? Bajaj fans? - You're joking, right?

- Bulbs? - Scooty.

- Bajaj Scooty! - It's not even Bajaj.

- And you're fired! - Wha--?

Who will do the work, Alex?

Why is he being mean?

You don't even know the name of the product.

But the work got done, right?

Jai.

What's wrong? You're not saying anything.

Okay. Okay. Okay, toast!

- To? - To new partners.

How about to happiness?

More than our fair share.

Happiness is awesome.

I know we had our shirts off, did we have our pants on?

- Can you please stop? - He's eating my face and I'm like...

And then, bam!

The door opens.

- He was supposed to lock it. - I did lock it.

But well, it opens.

I turn around and it's the groom's mother.

Shut up!

Auntie, she's in a sari holding some...

what was that? Stack of sweets or something.

This one goes under the bed, obviously.

I'm standing there. Pants around my ankles.

- Big boner-- - Alex!

- Just stop. - What did she say?

"Son, it's the honeymoon suite!"

Okay, can you stop laughing? She was very sweet about it.

I've never seen his face turn redder.

- Is he like this on set? - Oh, he's the best!

This place isn't Mumbai.

I don't know why you always choose places like this.

Because I was trying to cater to everyone's needs, Alex.

- We should have taken him to Hakim's. - He has a flight to catch.

The food looks delicious.

Can you two stop bickering?

He hasn't even asked me the real question yet.

- Which is? - Ask him.

I have no idea what he's talking about.

Tell me.

- I know you haven't. - What?

I didn't want to spoil my mood so I didn't say any--

Relax! I took care of it.

Is he talking about the electricity bill?

- You told him? - I didn't tell him, it...

- Came up. - So that's what you did the whole trip?

- Bitched about me? - Yeah. Most of it.

So the S&P didn't work?

No.

What about the steel thingy?

Too volatile.

Can't pay the bill, but you'll invest?

Spend money to make money, baby!

Hey! So you got the...?

Good boy! The party continues!

Come, come.

Oh, yeah, that...

that was a surprise, actually.

I saw it at a gift shop earlier and then...

we went for dinner to this place

and the waiter suddenly just shows up with it!

It was a lot of fun, actually.

And, next time you have to come. You just have to.

- What? - Play.

- Are you mad? - I'm serious.

What is tonight? Like, talent night?

No way.

Yes, way. Come.

No.

Play that moon song.

Don't be stupid.

- Have you heard this? - I'm gonna have to re-string this.

Written by him. Beautiful song.

- It's not a song. - Can--

Can you please insist?

- He won't say no to you. - No.

Sahil. Sahil! Come on, please!

Don't be a spoilsport. Come on! Sing.

Thanks.

A moon in the clouds

Waits all night

And she knows not

Whether she's yours or mine

A moon in the clouds

Waits all night

And she knows not

Whether she's yours or mine

Anyone can claim her

Who does she belong to?

Do you know?

No, no, no. Come on, play ahead!

Come on, Jai, come on. We're all enjoying. Come on.

Please play. Who can know... We're getting into the groove, man.

Come on.

Who can know?

Who can know?

Let it go

This song I sing

We'll sing this song some other night

Let it go

- Let it go - No, no, no.

This song you sing

-We'll sing this song some other night -What are you doing?

How's that?

Did you actually write that?

What?

Gotta go.

Now?

Got work in the morning.

Drop him at the airport?

Sorry, can't.

Stay.

Seriously. Stay.

And how will I get home?

Take a taxi.

Good.

Junior.

- Junior! - Oh, wow!

- What? - We're leaving.

Okay.

- Now. - Okay, okay, okay.

Hold on. I forgot something.

- Let me get your bag. - No, you don't have to do that.

It's okay.

What the hell is in here?

Junior.

- Come on! - It's okay.

Saved his ass on set today.

Thank you.

Thank you.

This way.

Give me that joint. You can't smoke in the hallway.

You're not my mom.

Thank you for the guitar, by the way.

I love it.

What?

Stay.

What?

I have to go.

I'm sorry.

Take care.

No.

Jai, don't, please.

This will never be anything.

I know that.

- I still like you. - No. Jai, don't.

You're good to me.

Don't do this.

Tomorrow, you're going to realize what I did.

- Jai, don't. - You're gonna hate me.

Don't say that.

- Please. - I'm sorry.

No, stop saying you're sorry, okay? Nothing happened.

- I have to go. - Listen to me. Nothing happened.

It's-- Jai.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Don't do that. Makes it all 100 times harder.

No. Jai, Jai--

- Jai, please. - Stay.

Jai.

It's gonna be okay.

No, no, no.

No, no, no, no.

Stay.

No, no, no, no. Jai!

Jai!

What?

I'm confused.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please?

Happy?

Come sit. Get in, get in.

Get in, get in, get in.

All good?

What?

He needed a ride.

Can I help you with anything else?

What?

What happened?

What?

Are you in "loev"?

Do you have to say everything that comes into your mind?

Yup.

You guys are so gay.

Motherfucker! Asshole!

I told you never to speak.

What the hell is wrong with you, man?

Sahil, break up with him.

By the way, I'm sorry.

What?

I'm telling you in advance, please don't be mad.

- Oh, Jesus! - That's why I'm telling you in advance.

- That's why I'm-- - You didn't pay the bill.

I'm doing it tomorrow. Hundred percent done.

I've made an appointment and set an alarm!

It's fine.

- What? - It's okay.

Now I'm really scared.

Let's do it now. I'm gonna call my brother,

have him ring up some minister or something.

- Let's just go home. - No!

I know what this is. Don't laugh.

Jesus.