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well?

The symbols are definitely canaanite.

Well?

And you can translate them?

Well?

Is it the map, too?

Well?

At first glance, it...

well?

I shall have to study it.

Well?

I shall need time.

Well?

That is impossible, Professor Houston.

Well?

Who the hell is this?

Well?

You will translate it now.

Well?

Like hell he will.

Well?

Come on, Professor.

Well?

Open this door!

When it is translated.

Open this door!

My door!

Now...

You will translate it,

now...

Professor.

Now...

Where is this place anyway?

That way.

Where is this place anyway?

Then why are we going this way?

Where is this place anyway?

The shortest distance between any 2 points

where is this place anyway?

Is a straight line.

Where is this place anyway?

Miss Houston, trust me.

Where is this place anyway?

There's a jungle out there.

Where is this place anyway?

We lost our shadow.

What does he mean, shadow?

We lost our shadow.

We've been followed for the past few hours.

We lost our shadow.

What do you mean, followed?

We lost our shadow.

I mean, miss Houston,

we lost our shadow.

That we go somewhere and someone sneaking

we lost our shadow.

Around behind us tags right along.

We lost our shadow.

But why?

We lost our shadow.

You'd be more likely to know the answer

we lost our shadow.

To that than I. You tell me.

We lost our shadow.

There it is...

tangola.

There it is...

umbopo, make camp on that rise.

There it is...

I come. It is safer to enter tangola

there it is...

in numbers.

There it is...

we won't be there long enough to get in trouble.

There it is...

what did umbopo mean, safer?

Tangola's not noted for its hospitality.

What did umbopo mean, safer?

Well, then, maybe we should take him with us.

What did umbopo mean, safer?

Maybe they should all come with us.

What did umbopo mean, safer?

Uh-uh. The trouble in tangola is dogati.

What did umbopo mean, safer?

Oh, for heaven's sake, sergeant,

what did umbopo mean, safer?

Stop that dreadful music.

What did umbopo mean, safer?

[Ride of the valkyries playing on phonograph]

What did umbopo mean, safer?

I cannot. Colonel bockner's orders.

What did umbopo mean, safer?

Sergeant, if you wish to continue swallowing,

what did umbopo mean, safer?

Stop the music.

What did umbopo mean, safer?

[Scratch]

What did umbopo mean, safer?

Colonel bockner!

What did umbopo mean, safer?

Your nauseating breakfast is getting cold.

What did umbopo mean, safer?

Get away.

Get away!

Get away.

Get away!

Get away.

Look at them... vermin!

Get away.

What animals.

What filth.

What animals.

How can you stand this place?

What animals.

These filthy animals

what animals.

Have been most profitable for me.

What animals.

Ah, ja.

What animals.

Because you are turkish

what animals.

And unprincipled. Primitive...

what animals.

Like this godforsaken country.

What animals.

You don't even appreciate good music, like Wagner.

What animals.

This was Richard Wagner, you turkish imbecile.

What animals.

Do you realize I'm getting impatient?

Very impatient.

Do you realize I'm getting impatient?

So is the German reich and the army.

Do you realize I'm getting impatient?

The German occupation of Africa must be completed...

do you realize I'm getting impatient?

Be silent! I, too, am growing impatient...

do you realize I'm getting impatient?

Of your pompous preening,

do you realize I'm getting impatient?

You knockwurst-eating hypocrite.

Do you realize I'm getting impatient?

Imbecile.

A welcoming committee.

Mr. stealth is still hot on our trail.

A welcoming committee.

What does he want?

A welcoming committee.

Maybe someone doesn't want you to find your father.

A welcoming committee.

There.

A welcoming committee.

I have seen her.

She has come into the city.

I have seen her.

Quatermain is with her.

I have seen her.

Quatermain!

Well, here we are in beautiful downtown tangola,

quatermain!

So I think it's about time you leveled with me.

Quatermain!

Leveled with you?

Quatermain!

I don't understand.

Quatermain!

You've been holding out on me, miss Houston.

Quatermain!

Have been since the beginning.

Quatermain!

We want the route to the mines, dogati.

Quatermain!

The mines. Quatermain will be no problem.

Quatermain!

So stop quivering at the mention of his name,

quatermain!

You turkish coward.

Quatermain!

I have a problem with quatermain.

Quatermain!

He considers himself to be a man of principle,

quatermain!

And, like you, herr colonel bockner,

quatermain!

He objects to my meager existence

quatermain!

In this miserable town.

Quatermain!

So what? He will be no problem for Germany.

Quatermain!

We will simply kill him.

Quatermain!

[Talking and shouting in native languages]

Quatermain!

Prisoners?

Slaves.

Prisoners?

Dogati's doing.

Prisoners?

Dogati?

Prisoners?

For 100 bucks, you can own one for life.

Prisoners?

100 bucks?

Prisoners?

That's terrible.

Prisoners?

You can always bargain.

Prisoners?

Now, herr colonel bockner.

Soon the girl will be ours.

Now, herr colonel bockner.

Then quatermain

now, herr colonel bockner.

Will be groveling at my feet.

Now, herr colonel bockner.

Miss Houston, meet the mapaki.

[Speaking in native language]

Uh, we'll talk about it later, boss. Hmm?

[Speaking in native language]

Excuse me.

[Speaking in native language]

[Whimper]

[Speaking in native language]

Don't worry. They were just grocery shopping.

Huh?

Don't worry. They were just grocery shopping.

Cannibals.

Don't worry. They were just grocery shopping.

I hired you to take me to the house of isis,

don't worry. They were just grocery shopping.

Not to take me on a tour.

Don't worry. They were just grocery shopping.

It's just in the next courtyard.

Don't worry. They were just grocery shopping.

Thank you.

Don't worry. They were just grocery shopping.

You take, nice sir. Very, very cheap.

Don't worry. They were just grocery shopping.

Very cheap. Make good pet, sir.

Don't worry. They were just grocery shopping.

No, thank you.

Don't worry. They were just grocery shopping.

[Badgering and begging]

Don't worry. They were just grocery shopping.

Oh!

[Muffled screams]

Miss Houston?

Miss Houston?

Jessie.

Have you seen a girl, an American girl?

No, but I have some...

have you seen a girl, an American girl?

Look, I don't want to buy...

have you seen a girl, an American girl?

Buy for the lady.

Have you seen a girl, an American girl?

Get out of my way!

Have you seen a girl, an American girl?

I'll take that rug!

Uhh...

Uhh!

Sorry. Wrong color.

Let me out this minute!

Ah, what wondrous weavers we have here in tangola.

Let me out this minute!

A talking rug.

Let me out this minute!

Ow!

Aah!

[Whinny]

Aah!

Worthless son of a cow!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Ah-aah!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Jessie...

oh, no!

Jessie...

[speaking in native language]

[Door opens]

How do you lock this thing?

There.

Now how else may I help

there.

Such a lovely lady in distress?

There.

Are you kassam?

There.

I am kassam.

There.

Great. You don't know

there.

How glad I am to see you.

There.

I'm looking for my father...

there.

Jeddiah Houston.

There.

Oh, and he was to meet you here today?

There.

No, not today.

There.

Perhaps you'd care to browse while you wait.

There.

He wrote to me 2 months ago

there.

And said he was coming to see you about a map.

There.

Many people come to see me about many maps.

There.

Ah, this is a fascinating piece.

Egyptian... from the age of the pharaohs.

Ah, this is a fascinating piece.

Some other time.

Ah, this is a fascinating piece.

You must remember him.

Ah, this is a fascinating piece.

He's a tall, thin man. Gray hair.

Ah, this is a fascinating piece.

It's a very special map.

Ah, this is a fascinating piece.

I have many very special maps.

Ah, this is a fascinating piece.

There.

Ah, this is a fascinating piece.

It suits you.

Ah, this is a fascinating piece.

And these, too.

Ah, this is a fascinating piece.

Can't you people take "no" for an answer?

Ah, this is a fascinating piece.

I don't wear bracelets.

Ah, this is a fascinating piece.

Hey, what are you doing?

Ah, this is a fascinating piece.

What are you doing?

Ah, this is a fascinating piece.

Hey, what are you trying to pull here?

Ah, this is a fascinating piece.

Nothing. We were discussing your father

ah, this is a fascinating piece.

And a very special map.

Ah, this is a fascinating piece.

Quatermain!

My table!

Quatermain!

You've been gone less than an hour,

quatermain!

And already you're keeping bad company.

Quatermain!

No, please, there's no need for the gun.

Quatermain!

I was merely showing her some Egyptian slave bracelets.

Quatermain!

She's seen enough.

Quatermain!

Now get her out of that thing.

Quatermain!

Now, if you like these,

quatermain!

I'm sure I can make a very good price.

Quatermain!

I tell you what.

Quatermain!

I'll give them to you half-cost. Half-price.

Quatermain!

Where's my father,

quatermain!

You cheap-suited camel jockey?

Quatermain!

I am deeply offended.

I told you before I know nothing of him.

I am deeply offended.

Before, you didn't have a gun pointed

I am deeply offended.

At your nose.

I am deeply offended.

Uh, yes. It's coming back to me.

I am deeply offended.

Uh, Mr. Houston, you say.

I am deeply offended.

Houston...

I am deeply offended.

Thin, tall man...

I am deeply offended.

Gray hair...

I am deeply offended.

Oh, yes. He was here.

I am deeply offended.

He examined the map and then left.

I am deeply offended.

What map?

I am deeply offended.

Will you stop stalling?

I am deeply offended.

I am too embarrassed to say.

I am deeply offended.

Give it a try.

I am deeply offended.

To king Solomon's mines.

I am deeply offended.

[Wheezing laugh]

I am deeply offended.

What?

I am deeply offended.

You see? Quatermain knows.

I am deeply offended.

There are hundreds of fake maps,

I am deeply offended.

Hundreds of them.

I am deeply offended.

I know many unscrupulous merchants

I am deeply offended.

Who palm them off on unsuspecting tourists.

I am deeply offended.

Any merchant will sell you a map...

I am deeply offended.

All faked.

I am deeply offended.

Maps? Maps?!

I am deeply offended.

Forget about the maps!

I am deeply offended.

Tell me where my father is!

I am deeply offended.

Make him tell me where my father is!

I am deeply offended.

No, no! No, no!

I am deeply offended.

Please don't touch this! It's priceless.

I am deeply offended.

Priceless and not for sale?

I am deeply offended.

That's just not you, kassam.

I am deeply offended.

Formaldehyde.

The Egyptians used natron.

Formaldehyde.

This thing is new.

Formaldehyde.

4,000 years old, and they call that new?

Formaldehyde.

More like 4 days. It's still wet.

Formaldehyde.

You don't think...

Formaldehyde.

Rupert. Rupert?

Rupert? I've been swindled.

Rupert. Rupert?

You killed my father's assistant.

Rupert. Rupert?

No, I swear...

Rupert. Rupert?

Where is her father, you towel-headed creep?

Rupert. Rupert?

I do not know. I do not know. I swear.

Rupert. Rupert?

Talk, kassam, or I'm gonna slice you

Rupert. Rupert?

Into croc food.

Rupert. Rupert?

No, please. I bought an authentic mummy.

Rupert. Rupert?

I've been swindled, believe me.

Rupert. Rupert?

Kassam, if you don't start talking,

Rupert. Rupert?

I'm gonna start slicing.

Rupert. Rupert?

No, no. Please, please don't. No.

Rupert. Rupert?

[Sniveling] No.

Rupert. Rupert?

I have a sick child...

Rupert. Rupert?

Practically blind.

Rupert. Rupert?

[Crying]

Rupert. Rupert?

My statue!

Oh, my...

my statue!

Ohh! Ohh!

My statue!

Kassam, I'm gonna have to shoot you

my statue!

Before she kills me.

My statue!

Oh, that's bad luck for me.

My statue!

Oh, haram! Haram!

My statue!

These symbols...

They're canaanite.

These symbols...

Oh, my God.

These symbols...

This is it, isn't it? This is the map.

These symbols...

Yes, yes! But you've ruined it. Ruined it.

These symbols...

This is a map?

These symbols...

Yes. You see,

these symbols...

The belly is the plain of narouk

these symbols...

Leading to the twin Mountain peaks...

these symbols...

The breasts of sheba.

These symbols...

A dead Rupert, the map...

These symbols...

This proves my father was here.

These symbols...

Kill me, and you'll never find Houston.

These symbols...

Then he is alive.

These symbols...

Yes. Dogati and bockner have him.

These symbols...

Bockner?

These symbols...

It disgusts me...

these symbols...

Greedy men trying to force Professor Houston

these symbols...

To translate the map to king Solomon's mines.

These symbols...

Where are they keeping him?

These symbols...

Your father is a stubborn man.

These symbols...

That's what's kept him alive.

These symbols...

And that's why they want the girl...

these symbols...

To use as leverage with daddy.

These symbols...

I am personally repulsed by such a concept.

These symbols...

Where is he?

These symbols...

I do not know.

These symbols...

Ow!

These symbols...

Aah.

[Gunshots]

No more pushing me around!

Give up. You're trapped, both of you.

No more pushing me around!

You're trapped.

No more pushing me around!

I'll take care of him.

Jessie, no.

I'll take care of him.

I'll fix him.

I'll take care of him.

Thank you, miss Houston.

You took care of him, all right.

If we live through this, which is doubtful,

remember, guns you shoot, knives you throw.

If we live through this, which is doubtful,

[gunshots]

If we live through this, which is doubtful,

watch this, kassam!

You've got 2 choices... run like hell

or climb up and put it out

you've got 2 choices... run like hell

so we can talk sense.

You've got 2 choices... run like hell

you've got 20 seconds.

You've got 2 choices... run like hell

Allah akbar!

You've got 2 choices... run like hell

come on. Let's get out of here.

You've got 2 choices... run like hell

ingles.

Come on.

Coward.

Seeing you dying is going to give me

coward.

Such pleasure, quatermain.

Coward.

I've got it!

Coward.

They've still got my father.

Getting yourself killed isn't going to help him.

They've still got my father.

Umbopo, take her over there. Hide her.

They've still got my father.

Yes. Let's go.

They've still got my father.

No!

They've still got my father.

Umbopo, please let me go.

Wait. I'll protect you.

Umbopo, please let me go.

This adds to your stupidity in tangola.

The map is destroyed,

this adds to your stupidity in tangola.

Time wasted... a disaster.

This adds to your stupidity in tangola.

The map is here in Houston's head,

this adds to your stupidity in tangola.

And we have him.

This adds to your stupidity in tangola.

Hah.

This adds to your stupidity in tangola.

Schweinhund!

This adds to your stupidity in tangola.

Your refusal to talk,

this adds to your stupidity in tangola.

Your impertinent stubbornness is delaying us.

This adds to your stupidity in tangola.

But tomorrow we take the train

this adds to your stupidity in tangola.

For the German camp in barumba,

this adds to your stupidity in tangola.

And there I will have only 2 words

this adds to your stupidity in tangola.

To say to you... talk or die.

This adds to your stupidity in tangola.

That's 3 words.

This adds to your stupidity in tangola.

You...

If by the time we reach barumba

you have not revealed the way to the mines,

if by the time we reach barumba

I will peel off your skin

if by the time we reach barumba

inch by wretched inch.

If by the time we reach barumba

[speaking German]

Sorry, pal.

[Speaking German]

No sprechen sie the language.

[Speaking German]

Gun I understand.

Mind if I smoke?

I've got it!

Get in quick!

Dogati and the Germans are on my tail.

Get in quick!

Umbopo, come on!

Get in quick!

Come on!

Get in quick!

Come on. Come on, get in.

Get in quick!

What's this?

It's a dummy.

What's this?

They come in handy sometimes.

I'll take it.

Ha ha ha ha!

I'll take it.

Brace yourselves.

Faster! Faster!

[Gunshots]

Faster! Faster!

Ooh!

Faster! Faster!

[Shouting]

Faster! Faster!

Watch out!

Umbopo, hang on!

Watch out!

[Muezzin calling to prayer]

Move these people! Drive over them.

No!

Move these people! Drive over them.

Get... get away!

Move these people! Drive over them.

Give me this gun.

Move these people! Drive over them.

Suicide.

Move these people! Drive over them.

Scheissen!

Move these people! Drive over them.

But we can't just leave father here.

Move these people! Drive over them.

Don't worry. I know where they're taking him.

Move these people! Drive over them.

Morning.

Hey, come on, get up.

Time to get up.

Hey, come on, get up.

God.

Morning already?

God.

Yeah. We got a train to catch.

God.

You know what I was dreaming about?

What?

You know what I was dreaming about?

Never mind.

You know what I was dreaming about?

Miss Houston,

you know what I was dreaming about?

You and I have to get a few things straight.

You know what I was dreaming about?

Finding your father is not going to be easy.

You know what I was dreaming about?

That means...

you know what I was dreaming about?

Pretty.

You know what I was dreaming about?

So, that means you will do what I say, when I say,

you know what I was dreaming about?

And how I say.

You know what I was dreaming about?

And if you've got any other little secrets lurking around,

you know what I was dreaming about?

You'd better tell me now.

You know what I was dreaming about?

Crank it up, umbopo.

You know what I was dreaming about?

You know everything.

You know what I was dreaming about?

Besides, you should understand why I was so secretive.

You know what I was dreaming about?

After all,

you know what I was dreaming about?

What did I know about

you know what I was dreaming about?

The great white African hunter?

You know what I was dreaming about?

I mean, you could have stolen my map,

you know what I was dreaming about?

Slit my throat,

you know what I was dreaming about?

And buried me under a maple tree.

You know what I was dreaming about?

Hell, I could still do all that.

You know what I was dreaming about?

Umbopo, hop in.

You know what I was dreaming about?

Umbopo.

I guess umbopo

umbopo.

Just doesn't trust your driving.

Umbopo.

Yeah. He doesn't trust anything

umbopo.

That moves without eating grass.

Umbopo.

Come on, umbopo, get in.

No.

Come on, umbopo, get in.

So, when you're not terrorizing darkest Africa,

come on, umbopo, get in.

What do you do?

Come on, umbopo, get in.

I'm a student... archeology.

Come on, umbopo, get in.

You can imagine studying archeology in Iowa.

Come on, umbopo, get in.

So when my father went to London to teach,

come on, umbopo, get in.

I tagged along.

Come on, umbopo, get in.

Quatermain...

Come on, umbopo, get in.

I'd like to thank you.

Come on, umbopo, get in.

You've...

Come on, umbopo, get in.

Well, you've been very kind to me.

Come on, umbopo, get in.

Kindness had nothing to do with it.

Come on, umbopo, get in.

It's the thought of all those 10-pound diamonds

come on, umbopo, get in.

That's appealing.

Come on, umbopo, get in.

You don't even believe in the mines.

Come on, umbopo, get in.

No. I think it's the thought

come on, umbopo, get in.

Of rescuing a damsel in distress

come on, umbopo, get in.

That appeals to you.

Come on, umbopo, get in.

Miss Houston, you are not in distress.

Come on, umbopo, get in.

You cause distress.

Come on, umbopo, get in.

Ah, here it comes, the train to barumba.

Come on, umbopo, get in.

Umbopo.

Come on, umbopo, get in.

Uh.

Come on, umbopo, get in.

Here she comes.

Do you think it's gonna stop?

I don't think it's gonna stop.

Do you think it's gonna stop?

It'll stop.

Do you think it's gonna stop?

It's not gonna stop.

Do you think it's gonna stop?

[Whistle blowing]

Do you think it's gonna stop?

[Speaking German]

Nope. It's not stopping.

[Speaking German]

It's gonna stop.

[Speaking German]

It's not gonna stop.

It's gotta stop.

Damn it. It's not stopping. Come on!

I'm gonna look for your father.

My hunch is they've got him in the caboose.

I'm gonna look for your father.

Don't even think about it.

I'm gonna look for your father.

Umbopo will take care of you.

I'm gonna look for your father.

Oh, great.

I'm gonna look for your father.

[Speaking German]

Aah!

Hey!

[Speaking German]

Hey!

[Speaking German]

Hey!

[Wolf whistles]

Hey!

Ha ha.

Hey!

[Speaking German]

[Speaking German]

Herr Wagner.

[Speaking German]

Surprise, dogati...

um... Hmm...

Hey... [Speaking German]

Um... Hmm...

Very good, guys.

Um... Hmm...

Yeah.

Um... Hmm...

Yeah, uh, ha ha ha.

Um... Hmm...

Great reflexes, boys.

Um... Hmm...

Yeah, I'm proud of you guys.

Um... Hmm...

Well,

um... Hmm...

Hey, may I?

Um... Hmm...

Let's have some fun!

Um... Hmm...

Yay! Yay! Yay!

Um... Hmm...

[Plays camptown races]

Um... Hmm...

¶ Doo da doo da ¶ ¶ doo da doo da ¶

um... Hmm...

¶ Oh, the doo da day ¶ ¶ oh, the doo da day ¶

¶ oh, the doo da day ¶ ¶ oh, the doo da day ¶

auf wiedersehen!

¶ Oh, the doo da day ¶ ¶ oh, the doo da day ¶

yay! Yay! Yay!

¶ Oh, the doo da day ¶ ¶ oh, the doo da day ¶

yay! Yay! Yay!

¶ Oh, the doo da day ¶ ¶ oh, the doo da day ¶

brockner: I have had enough.

Obviously, you have not had enough,

brockner: I have had enough.

Have you?

Brockner: I have had enough.

Have you?

Brockner: I have had enough.

Have you?

Brockner: I have had enough.

Ah! Give here!

Brockner: I have had enough.

Will you talk?

Will you?

Will you talk?

Ohh! Will you?

Will you talk?

Will you?

Will you talk?

Look what you did.

Unless you reveal the way to the mines,

look what you did.

I will pluck out your eye

look what you did.

And I will crush it underfoot like a grape.

Look what you did.

I will do this

look what you did.

With various parts of your body

look what you did.

Until you are but a scab.

Look what you did.

And I will not give you the luxury of dying.

Look what you did.

Make him talk!

Look what you did.

[Train brakes]

Look what you did.

Did you find him yet?

Shh! Keep out of sight.

Did you find him yet?

[Whistle blows]

Did you find him yet?

Aah! Aah! Ohh!

Jessie! Jessie!

Aah! Aah! Ohh!

Put me down, you ape!

Aah! Aah! Ohh!

You ape, put me down!

Aah! Aah! Ohh!

No! No, put me down!

Aah! Aah! Ohh!

I don't believe this.

Aah! Aah! Ohh!

For God's sake, get back up here!

Aah! Aah! Ohh!

Aah! Quatermain!

Aah! Aah! Ohh!

No!

Aah! Aah! Ohh!

No!

Aah! Aah! Ohh!

Let go of me!

Aah! Aah! Ohh!

[Gunshot]

Aah! Aah! Ohh!

Shack!

Go bring me his head.

Uhh!

Well, what a wondrous surprise.

You see, now, Professor,

well, what a wondrous surprise.

Now if you do not tell me the way to the mines,

well, what a wondrous surprise.

I will pluck out your daughter's eyes

well, what a wondrous surprise.

And, uh, crush them underfoot like a grape.

Well, what a wondrous surprise.

I will do this with various parts of her body,

well, what a wondrous surprise.

But, uh, you know all this, don't you?

Well, what a wondrous surprise.

Ohh!

Well, what a wondrous surprise.

All right!

All right, I'll tell.

All right!

Don't tell him, daddy!

All right!

You don't have to tell him anything.

All right!

Ohh!

All right!

All right, tell him a little.

All right!

Aah!

Now, as the reward for your cooperation,

I will ask sergeant Dorfman

now, as the reward for your cooperation,

to kill you... Quickly. Ha ha.

Now, as the reward for your cooperation,

food, food, food.

Now, as the reward for your cooperation,

I find that torture gives me such an appetite.

Now, as the reward for your cooperation,

ha ha ha ha.

Now, as the reward for your cooperation,

[gunshot]

[Speaking German]

This is to punish you for not talking sooner!

Ohh!

This is to punish you for not talking sooner!

Look what you've done again!

This is to punish you for not talking sooner!

You know,

I find you most attractive.

You know,

you're a swine!

You know,

I wasn't talking to you!

You know,

I was talking to your father,

you know,

but I'm not fussy.

You know,

I'd rather bring pleasure than pain.

You know,

come here.

Come here, [Speaking German]

Come here.

Come!

Come here, little... [Speaking German]

Come!

Come, strudel.

Don't be shy.

Come, strudel.

Adolf Dorfman would be good to you.

Come, strudel.

Very kind.

Come, strudel.

Ah, I see in your eyes

come, strudel.

You find me attractive, too.

Come, strudel.

Aah!

Come, strudel.

Ohh!

Come, strudel.

Quatermain!

Come, strudel.

Aah!

Umbopo, glad you made it.

Yes.

Umbopo, glad you made it.

Hold this.

Umbopo, glad you made it.

I got it!

Ha ha ha ha.

Come on.

Ha ha ha ha.

We got to get out of here.

Ha ha ha ha.

They may come back for us.

Ha ha ha ha.

I feel so ashamed. I told them everything.

Ha ha ha ha.

You've nothing to be ashamed of.

Ha ha ha ha.

There's a Botswana village near here.

Ha ha ha ha.

We'll get you patched up.

Ha ha ha ha.

No, no, you must leave me here.

Ha ha ha ha.

No, daddy, we're not leaving you.

Ha ha ha ha.

The only important thing now is stopping those men.

Ha ha ha ha.

Forget it. Let those primates

ha ha ha ha.

Get themselves killed chasing after some fantasy.

Ha ha ha ha.

It is not a fantasy, Mr. quatermain.

Ha ha ha ha.

My whole life has been spent

searching for king Solomon's mines.

My whole life has been spent

if... if they fall into the hands of those men,

my whole life has been spent

my whole life will have been wasted.

My whole life has been spent

promise me you'll get to the mine first.

My whole life has been spent

promise me you'll stop them. Please!

My whole life has been spent

even now, they may have too great a head start.

My whole life has been spent

I'm going to do it, quatermain,

my whole life has been spent

whether you help me or not.

My whole life has been spent

umbopo, you take the Professor to the village.

Yes, sir. I'll join you later.

Umbopo, you take the Professor to the village.

I don't believe in the mines,

but I'm beginning to believe in you.

I don't believe in the mines,

[airplane engine]

I don't believe in the mines,

come on.

I don't believe in the mines,

wait.

Be careful, Professor.

Looks like it's landing.

Yeah.

It's landing.

There must be an airfield. Come on.

It's landing.

[Speaking German]

[Speaking German]

[Speaking German]

[Speaking German]

[Speaking German]

Ladies first.

Thanks.

Ladies first.

Keep down.

[Speaking German]

[Speaking German]

[Speaking German]

Hi, boys.

[Speaking German]

Hi, boys.

[Speaking German]

Hi, boys.

Aah!

Hi, boys.

Ooh!

Hi, boys.

Great! Get in the plane, quick!

Hi, boys.

Get in the plane! Come on!

Hi, boys.

Hurry!

Hi, boys.

Great. Ok, now, I'm going to spin the propeller

hi, boys.

And you press this red button. Got it?

Hi, boys.

I spin the propeller, you press the red button.

Hi, boys.

The red one, push the red one.

Hi, boys.

I'm pushing.

Hi, boys.

Push harder.

Hi, boys.

Aah!

Hey!

What the hell are you doing?

Hey!

I can't stop it!

Hey!

I don't know how to do this!

The throttle!

I don't know how to do this!

Let go of the throttle!

I don't know how to do this!

If I live, I'm going to kill her.

[Speaking German]

If I live, I'm going to kill her.

[Speaking German]

If I live, I'm going to kill her.

[Whistle blows]

If I live, I'm going to kill her.

[Horn honks]

If I live, I'm going to kill her.

Stop it!

Jessie: Will you hurry up?

Stop it!

Aah!

Hey, I'm on your side, remember?

[Gunshots]

My father always wanted a boy.

He'd know how to drive this thing.

Jessie!

He'd know how to drive this thing.

For Pete sakes, slow down!

He'd know how to drive this thing.

It just took off.

Don't worry. I'm getting the hang of it.

It just took off.

Are you nuts?

Like driving a car. Vroom!

Are you nuts?

Are you absolutely nuts?

Are you nuts?

Just look out for yourself!

Hang on!

Just look out for yourself!

Jessie: Aah!

Aah! Real bullets.

Jessie: Aah!

Ohh!

Ohh!

Ohh!

So, you are wanting to play chicken.

I have never yielded.

So, you are wanting to play chicken.

Never!

So, you are wanting to play chicken.

Up!

So, you are wanting to play chicken.

Ohh.

So, you are wanting to play chicken.

Up! Up!

So, you are wanting to play chicken.

Ah, so! You are not a coward.

Pull back on the stick!

Pull back on the...

pull back on the stick!

My God, open your eyes!

Pull back on the stick!

Very brave. But if you have

pull back on the stick!

Eine kleine brain in your head,

pull back on the stick!

You will be pulling away now.

Pull back on the stick!

It's right there between your legs!

Pull back on the stick!

Pull on it!

Pull back on the stick!

[Sobbing]

Pull back on the stick!

Nein.

Pull back on the stick!

Nein.

Pull back on the stick!

Nein!

Pull back on the stick!

What was that?

Ohh.

Ohh.

Ohh.

Where the devil has that schweinhund gone?

Aah!

Mind if I get in now?

Ok, I've got it.

[Ride of the valkyries plays]

[Singing in German]

We must cross rivers, climb mountains...

Must we listen to this, too?

We must cross rivers, climb mountains...

I told you, this is Wagner, and I buy his music.

We must cross rivers, climb mountains...

Wagner is the greatest composer that ever lived.

We must cross rivers, climb mountains...

You mean he's dead?

We must cross rivers, climb mountains...

Of course.

We must cross rivers, climb mountains...

Allah be praised.

We must cross rivers, climb mountains...

You're an uncultured barbarian.

We must cross rivers, climb mountains...

Hey, that must be dogati and the boys.

We must cross rivers, climb mountains...

Let's go down and take a look. Maybe we can, uh,

we must cross rivers, climb mountains...

Stir something up.

We must cross rivers, climb mountains...

[Speaking German]

They have a great understanding of German.

[Speaking German]

That shall certainly bring them back.

[Speaking German]

[Speaking German]

[Speaking German]

[Speaking German]

[Speaking German]

What are these?

Ha ha ha. Drop them down there

what are these?

And you'll find out.

What are these?

Ha ha ha ha ha!

[Trumpeting]

Ahh. Ha ha. They're coming back.

They're coming back. You see,

ahh. Ha ha. They're coming back.

With these primitive natives,

ahh. Ha ha. They're coming back.

It's not a question of language.

Ahh. Ha ha. They're coming back.

It's the aura of authority, of command.

Ahh. Ha ha. They're coming back.

I commanded them to come back here to me...

Ahh. Ha ha. They're coming back.

And they're running away.

That's all they can do, these primitive cannibals!

And they're running away.

Running away and eating people.

And they're running away.

Eating people, running away.

And they're running away.

Have you ever seen the German army run away?

And they're running away.

Well, I ask you, have you?

And they're running away.

Ha ha ha ha!

And they're running away.

[Elephants trumpeting]

And they're running away.

I'll show you.

And they're running away.

[Trumpeting]

And they're running away.

There's a lot of smoke coming out the back.

Damn!

There's a lot of smoke coming out the back.

And there's some brown goop

there's a lot of smoke coming out the back.

Leaking out the side.

There's a lot of smoke coming out the back.

Double damn!

There's a lot of smoke coming out the back.

We're going to have to put her down.

We'll jump for it.

When she hits, she might blow.

We'll jump for it.

It's our best chance. Come on.

We'll jump for it.

Uhh!

We'll jump for it.

Uhh!

We'll jump for it.

Here we go! 1, 2, 3, follow me!

You all right?

I don't know yet.

You all right?

I never should have let you fly it.

You all right?

At least we're headed in the right direction.

You all right?

Look.

You all right?

The twin Mountain peaks.

You all right?

The breasts of sheba.

You all right?

Now, if you would have crashed between them,

you all right?

We would have been right at the mines.

You all right?

Ok, ok, the next time we steal a plane,

you all right?

I'll let you crash it.

You all right?

[Explosion]

You all right?

Trouble?

Nah.

Trouble?

[Speaking native language]

[Speaking native language]

That's trouble.

Aah!

Uhh!

[Speaking native language]

Uhh!

What are they saying?

Uhh!

You don't want to know.

Uhh!

Isn't that the guy from...

yeah. Nice to be among friends.

Isn't that the guy from...

ooh, I...

time for discretion and valor.

Ooh, I...

uhh!

Ohh! Ohh!

Uhh!

I think I'm going to run out of bullets

before they run out of Spears.

I think I'm going to run out of bullets

jessie: God!

Did you see his necklace?

Jessie: God!

Yeah. A little pretentious for my taste.

Jessie: God!

[Speaking native language]

Jessie: God!

[Cheering] [Cheering]

Jessie: God!

They're friendly. How nice.

Sure could have fooled me.

They're friendly. How nice.

And that necklace, 21st dynasty.

They're friendly. How nice.

So?

They're friendly. How nice.

When Solomon was king of Israel.

They're friendly. How nice.

[Speaking native language]

They're friendly. How nice.

[Drums beating]

So?

So, don't you see?

So?

It's just more proof

so?

That the mines aren't a legend.

So?

That's a comfort.

So?

What's wrong?

Jessie... They're having us for dinner.

What's wrong?

Well, couldn't we just beg out,

what's wrong?

I mean, without offending them?

What's wrong?

They're not inviting us to dinner,

what's wrong?

They're having us for dinner.

What's wrong?

Uhhhhh.

What's wrong?

Oh, goodness gracious!

What's wrong?

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Well, do something. You're the adventurer!

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Sure, you take the thousand on the right,

hey! Hey! Hey!

I'll take the thousand on the left!

Hey! Hey! Hey!

[Speaking native language]

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Apparently, they prefer white meat.

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Ow!

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Uhh!

Hey! Hey! Hey!

[Speaking native language]

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Oh, quatermain, I'm scared.

Hey! Hey! Hey!

You, too, huh? Ow!

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Don't worry, I'm working on a plan.

Yeah. You are?

Don't worry, I'm working on a plan.

I can't believe this!

Hey!

I can't believe this!

I don't want to die!

I can't believe this!

I don't want to die!

I can't believe this!

Hey, jessie. Hey, look on the bright side, huh?

I can't believe this!

At least we're the main course.

I can't believe this!

Oh, sure! The brave joke!

I can't believe this!

Well, I don't need to die with dignity!

I can't believe this!

I want to scream!

I can't believe this!

Aah!

I can't believe this!

Aah! Aah!

I can't believe this!

[Sobbing]

I can't believe this!

Ow!

I can't believe this!

[Speaking native language]

I can't believe this!

We're not dead yet, jessie.

I hope they choke on us!

We're not dead yet, jessie.

Ptoooie!

We're not dead yet, jessie.

Not exactly my choice for a last meal.

How's that plan coming?

Not exactly my choice for a last meal.

Uh, still a few details to work out.

Not exactly my choice for a last meal.

Excuse me.

Not exactly my choice for a last meal.

Ohh!

Not exactly my choice for a last meal.

Quatermain?

Quatermain?

Quatermain?

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Quatermain?

[Singing in native language]

Quatermain?

Ohh.

Quatermain?

Oh, it's getting hot.

Quatermain?

It's going to get hotter.

Quatermain?

Follow me.

Quatermain?

Did you find a door?

Quatermain?

Just do what I do.

Quatermain?

Come on.

Quatermain?

It's rocking. It's rocking, good.

Come on, more.

It's rocking. It's rocking, good.

When it goes...

when it goes, hang on.

When it goes...

ok. All right.

When it goes...

hang on tight. Come on.

When it goes...

[cheering] [Cheering]

One more time.

[Cheering] [Cheering]

Ok.

[Cheering] [Cheering]

Uhh! Uhh! Uhh!

It seemed... seemed like

uhh! Uhh! Uhh!

A good idea at the time.

Uhh! Uhh! Uhh!

Jessie: Aah!

Aah! Quatermain!

Aah!

You hurt?

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Are you hurt?

Huh?

Are you hurt?

Everything's moving.

Are you hurt?

Ohh. Ohh.

Are you hurt?

Ohh.

Are you hurt?

Just let me lie here for a week.

Are you hurt?

Anything... anything broke?

Are you hurt?

Hmm?

Are you hurt?

Hmm?

Are you hurt?

Oh, everything's spinning.

Are you hurt?

Oh, God, there's 8 of you.

Are you hurt?

Yeah?

Are you hurt?

Hey, come on, we got to get out.

Are you hurt?

Uh-oh.

Are you hurt?

Oh, go on, shoo!

Are you hurt?

Go away!

Are you hurt?

Not a good idea.

Are you hurt?

What are we going to do?

Are you hurt?

Uh, wait them out.

Are you hurt?

They'll get bored, wander off.

Are you hurt?

[Roar]

Did anyone ever tell you

you look ravishing with onions in your hair?

Did anyone ever tell you

thank you.

Did anyone ever tell you

you think I should wear them all the time?

Did anyone ever tell you

oh, yes. Delicious.

Did anyone ever tell you

ha ha ha ha ha.

[Gunfire and explosions]

Dogati!

Come on!

Dogati!

Quick!

Dogati!

Uhh!

Dogati!

Ohh!

Dogati!

Come on.

[Gunshot]

Come on.

[Gunshots]

Come on.

[Gunshots]

Come on.

[Speaking German]

Ha ha ha!

[Speaking German]

Quatermain's gun.

Then he has been...

Eaten?

Then he has been...

Blind optimism.

Then he has been...

Till I see the body...

Then he has been...

He is not dead.

Then he has been...

Bet you never had this much fun in Iowa.

Then he has been...

Or exercise.

Then he has been...

Can we just stop for a second?

Not till we put more jungle between us and dogati.

Can we just stop for a second?

Can you make another hour or so?

Can we just stop for a second?

Can you?

Can we just stop for a second?

Jessie, there's no time to...

jessie.

Jessie, there's no time to...

jessie...

what the...

jessie...

ha ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!

They washed my shirt.

Yeah.

They washed my shirt.

Me, too.

They washed my shirt.

Uh, you're not gonna...

They washed my shirt.

Put it on right away, are you?

They washed my shirt.

It's kinda hot.

They washed my shirt.

Here.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Why are they bringing me all these things?

Why are they making such a fuss?

Why are they bringing me all these things?

Maybe they've never seen a white woman before.

Maybe.

Maybe they've never seen a white woman before.

Well, at least they're friendly.

Abugwa.

What?

Abugwa.

Abugwa! They must be abugwa...

abugwa.

Another tribe that legend says

abugwa.

Guards the way to king Solomon's mines.

Abugwa.

Unhappy with the world the way it is,

abugwa.

They live upside down, hoping to change it.

Abugwa.

Oh, that's sad.

Abugwa.

Mmm.

Abugwa.

Must be hell keeping change in your pockets.

Abugwa.

[Chuckles]

Abugwa.

What is it?

I don't know!

What is it?

Looks like...

Like floating stars.

What are they bringing me now?

Maybe it's, uh... Some new kind of cocktail.

What are they bringing me now?

Ha ha ha ha!

What are they bringing me now?

What's going on?

[Giggles]

What's going on?

Maybe they think you're their queen or...

What's going on?

Or priestess or something.

What's going on?

Or maybe just the most beautiful woman they've ever seen.

What's going on?

Really?

[Shouting in German]

Really?

Himmel!

Aah!

Aah!

Hey. Let's get out of here!

Aah!

Aah!

Good shot.

Aah!

Unfortunately, he was on our side.

Aah!

Hey.

Ohh!

Hey.

Ha ha ha!

Hey.

[Speaking German]

They're dropping like ripe plums!

[Speaking German]

[Gunshots]

[Gunshots]

[Gunshots]

Thanks for the ride, fellas!

[Speaking native language] Ha ha ha!

Thanks for the ride, fellas!

Aah!

Isn't that ex... exactly like that other statue?

Jessie: How nice of the abugwa.

Isn't that ex... exactly like that other statue?

They want to show us the way to the mines!

Isn't that ex... exactly like that other statue?

Ohh...

[Drums beating]

Ohh...

[Crocodile hisses]

Aah!

[Crocodile hisses]

Gagoola! Gagoola!

[Crocodile hisses]

Gagoola! Gagoola!

[Crocodile hisses]

Gagoola! Gagoola!

[Crocodile hisses]

Gagoola! Gagoola!

[Crocodile hisses]

[Drums beat cadence]

[Drums stop]

Gagoola!

[Shouting in native language]

Gagoola!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Gagoola!

[Shouting in native language]

[Drums beat]

[Shouting in native language]

[Shouting in native language]

[Shouting in native language]

[Grunting]

[Natives start chanting]

[Grunting]

Ahhrr!

[Grunting]

Rahh! Rahh!

[Grunting]

Rahh! Aah!

Yahh! Yahh!

Rahh! Aah!

Hooahh!

Rahh! Aah!

Hooyyahh!

Rahh! Aah!

Hooyyahh! Aah!

Rahh! Aah!

Dahh! Dahh!

Rahh! Aah!

Hoo! Hoo hoo!

Rahh! Aah!

[Natives continue chanting]

Rahh! Aah!

Ka-tooh!

[Natives start chanting ka-tooh]

Ka-tooh!

Ka-tooh!

[Natives chant ka-tooh]

Ka-tooh!

[Shouting in native language]

Ka-tooh!

Ka-tooh! Ka-tooh!

Ka-tooh!

When they come for you, I'll go for prune face.

Ka-tooh!

If I can get ahold of her,

ka-tooh!

Maybe I can bargain our way out of here.

Ka-tooh!

Ok. What the...

ka-tooh!

Let go!

Ka-tooh!

Back off!

Ka-tooh!

Ka-tooh! Ka-tooh!

Ka-tooh!

[Native chanting grows louder]

Ka-tooh!

[Shouting in native language]

[Gagoola shouts]

Heh heh heh heh heh!

[Chanting stops]

No! No! No!

[Hissing] No!

No! No! No!

Let him down!

No! No! No!

Gagoola: Ha ha ha haaaaa!

No! No! No!

Gagoola: Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[Natives chanting ka-tooh]

Gagoola: Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[Hissing]

Gagoola: Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha haaaa!

Gagoola: Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[Crocodiles hissing]

Gagoola: Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Please let him down.

Please!

Please let him down.

[Hissing]

Please let him down.

[Speaking in native language]

We didn't do anything to you.

[Speaking in native language]

Please let him down.

[Hissing]

Please let him down.

[Shouting in native language]

Ha haaaa!

[Shouting in native language]

Oh, please don't kill him.

[Shouting in native language]

Please?

I love him.

[Natives shouting]

[Shouting in native language]

[Shouting in native language]

[Shouting in native language]

Holy mackerel!

[Shouting in native language]

You're gonna be sorry when he gets to you!

Jessie: Look out!

Aah!

Aah!

Uhh!

Aah!

Uhhhh!

Aah!

[Shouting in native language]

I am twalah,

[shouting in native language]

The rightful ruler of the kukuwanas!

[Shouting in native language]

[Twalah speaks native language]

[Shouting in native language]

[Shouting in native language]

[Natives react]

[Shouting in native language]

[Shouting in native language]

[Shouting in native language]

[Shouting]

Aah!

[Machine gun fires]

Aah!

Yaah!

Jessie!

[Speaking native language]

Ha ha!

Put me down!

Ha ha!

Let go of me!

Ha ha!

[Gagoola cackles]

Ha ha!

Uhh! Unh! Uhh!

Ha ha!

Quatermain!

Ha ha!

[Machine gun firing]

Ha ha!

You idiot! Forget quatermain!

Ha ha!

Let's go for the mines!

Ha ha!

Here is the highway!

Ha ha!

[Fires gun]

Ha ha!

[Speaking German]

Ha ha!

When the mine is ours,

ha ha!

Remind me to cut out this idiot's tongue.

Ha ha!

This is gagoola's secret passage

to the mines.

This is gagoola's secret passage

why did they take jessie?

This is gagoola's secret passage

follow me!

This is gagoola's secret passage

[explosion]

Come on!

[Explosion]

Follow me! Hurry!

[Explosion]

Give me that.

[Explosion]

Aah! Aah!

Man: Uhhh...

Aah! Aah!

You idiot. You've led us into a trap.

Aah! Aah!

You saw the markings!

Aah! Aah!

You don't understand the markings, do you?

Aah! Aah!

Turkish imbecile!

Aah! Aah!

The breasts of sheba.

After you, colonel bockner.

Turks are afraid of fire?

Ha ha ha ha!

Turks are afraid of fire?

Germans, too.

Hmm.

Germans, too.

Come!

Germans, too.

[Gunshots]

Germans, too.

Ohh!

I can't read the markings!

Ohh!

We'll follow quatermain.

Ohh!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

No! This way.

Around here.

No! This way.

Pressez!

Pressez! Pressez!

Pressez!

Quatermain!

I'll kill you with your own gun!

Quatermain!

[Gunshot] Aah!

Quatermain!

No, no! Stay!

Turk: Imbecile, you say?

No, no! Stay!

[Speaking native language]

Looks like they're getting into trouble.

The diamonds belong to the German reich!

We will not be denied!

The diamonds belong to the German reich!

The German army will not stand for it!

The diamonds belong to the German reich!

Help me!

The diamonds belong to the German reich!

Help!

The diamonds belong to the German reich!

I'm... [Sputtering]

The diamonds belong to the German reich!

Come on. Let's go.

The diamonds belong to the German reich!

This is disgusting!

The diamonds belong to the German reich!

S-stop them! Kill them!

The diamonds belong to the German reich!

Fire!

The diamonds belong to the German reich!

[Gunshots]

The diamonds belong to the German reich!

My gramophone!

[Speaking German]

My gramophone!

My gramophone! Save my gramophone!

My gramophone!

Aah!

My gramophone!

[Ride of the valkyries plays]

My gramophone!

I'm... I'm sinking! I'm sinking!

My gramophone!

Stop sinking! That's an order!

My gramophone!

I'm happy. No more Wagner.

Forward! Forward!

I'm happy. No more Wagner.

Man: We're all going to get killed!

I'm happy. No more Wagner.

We've got to get back!

I'm happy. No more Wagner.

Now, herr colonel bockner,

follow me...

Now, herr colonel bockner,

herr colonel bockner!

Now, herr colonel bockner,

[speaking native language]

Jessie: Uhh!

[Shouting in native language]

Jessie: Uhh!

[Speaking native language]

Jessie: Uhh!

Mmm! Uhh! Uhh!

Jessie: Uhh!

[Speaking native language]

Jessie: Uhh!

[Jessie breathes fitfully]

Jessie: Uhh!

At last!

The mines of Solomon!

At last!

And only one man stands between us

at last!

And limitless wealth.

At last!

From now on, I am in command.

Make sure you don't forget it.

From now on, I am in command.

Forward.

From now on, I am in command.

Go first.

[Gagoola shrieking]

[Speaking native language]

[Gagoola cackles]

[Gagoola speaking native language]

[Speaking native language]

[Gagoola speaking native language]

Jessie: Uhh!

[Gagoola speaking native language]

Uhh! Uhh! Aah!

[Gagoola speaking native language]

Uhh!

[Gagoola speaking native language]

Uhh! Uhh! Uhh!

[Gagoola speaking native language]

Aaaahhhh!

[Gagoola speaking native language]

[Sobbing]

[Gagoola speaking native language]

Uhh!

[Gagoola speaking native language]

[Speaking native language]

[Gagoola speaking native language]

Aah!

[Gagoola speaking native language]

Uhh!

[Speaking native language]

No!

[Speaking native language]

Wait!

[Speaking native language]

Gagoola will kill her!

[Speaking native language]

[Shouting in native language]

[Speaking native language]

Ohhh...

[Speaking native language]

Ohhh!

[Shouting in native language]

[Whispering] Now!

[Shouting in native language]

Get her out of these things!

Come on, let's go!

Get her out of these things!

Follow me.

Do not step on this stone.

This one.

Come on!

The queens of the kukuwanas.

Sheba, first of the queens.

You are so like her. When I saw you,

sheba, first of the queens.

I knew I must return.

Sheba, first of the queens.

When gagoola saw you,

sheba, first of the queens.

She knew, to keep her power,

sheba, first of the queens.

You must be sacrificed.

Sheba, first of the queens.

[Shouting in native language]

Sheba, first of the queens.

Ha ha ha! Ha ha!

[Shouting in native language]

Ha ha ha! Ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha! Ha ha!

Hee heh heh!

Ha ha ha! Ha ha!

[Gagoola speaking native language]

Ha ha ha! Ha ha!

[Speaking native language]

Ha ha ha! Ha ha!

[Shouting in native language]

Ha ha ha! Ha ha!

Quatermain...

You will never leave here with the diamonds!

Quatermain...

The German army will not stand for it!

Quatermain...

Just in case... Go there.

If you find nothing, come back here and wait. Go.

Just in case... Go there.

Go!

Just in case... Go there.

Uhh! Uhh! Uhhh!

Uhh! Uhh! Aah!

Uhh! Uhh! Uhhh!

Aaahhh!

Uhh! Uhh! Uhhh!

Uhh! Aaahhh!

Uhh! Uhh! Uhhh!

Aaahhh!

Uhh! Uhh! Uhhh!

Aah!

Uhhhaaaahhhh!

[Gunshot]

Aah!

[Gunshot]

They got in! Run!

Ohh...

My God.

You could buy Iowa with a handful of these.

Quatermain... I'm coming!

[Gasping]

Hey, no time to be choosy.

[Gasping]

Grab what you can, and let's get outta here!

[Gasping]

Come on!

Aah!

Ohh!

Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah!

Hamid!

Coward.

Quatermain!

Quatermain!

Quatermain!

Are you dead?

Are you kaput?

[Clattering]

Quatermain: That's enough.

Jessie: Just one more.

Quatermain: That's enough.

[Grating]

[Rumbling]

[Grating]

Can you move it?

The whole kukuwana tribe couldn't...

Can you move it?

Budge this thing.

Can you move it?

[Rumbling]

Oh, no.

They gotta be kidding!

Oh, no.

I'll see if I can stop it.

Get on the other chest!

Uhh!

The lid! I'll... I'll get the lid!

Help me with this thing, will you?

Get it over to the chest.

Watch your head.

Get it over to the chest.

Prop it up on this... Corner.

Wait! Watch my hand.

Prop it up on this... Corner.

Careful.

Prop it up on this... Corner.

Careful.

Prop it up on this... Corner.

Pray. Pray this works.

God, I hope so.

Pray. Pray this works.

Ah.

That ought to...

Ah.

Give us a minute to think.

Ah.

Aah! Damn!

Ah.

Jessie!

Come over here!

Jessie!

I don't think I can get through.

Jessie!

Yes, you can. Hurry!

Jessie!

Uhh!

Jessie!

This one better hold.

[Crunching]

Look at that.

[Crunching]

It worked.

[Crunching]

[Loud rumbling]

What's that?

[Loud rumbling]

Quatermain!

[Loud rumbling]

Oh, my God!

[Loud rumbling]

Oh, quatermain!

[Loud rumbling]

Water.

Looks like they thought of everything.

Water.

It's getting deeper.

Water.

Yeah.

Water.

Oh, quatermain, there's no way out.

Water.

Jessie, don't panic. Don't panic.

They'll probably run out of water.

Jessie, don't panic. Don't panic.

I think I'll get out of this thing anyway.

Jessie, don't panic. Don't panic.

There's plenty of air...

Jessie, don't panic. Don't panic.

And I'm right here, so don't be scared, huh?

Jessie, don't panic. Don't panic.

I'm not scared! I'm not scared!

Jessie, don't panic. Don't panic.

Do I look scared to you?

Jessie, don't panic. Don't panic.

Uhh! Ugh! Aah!

Jessie, don't panic. Don't panic.

It's just a snake, sweetheart.

Jessie, don't panic. Don't panic.

It's only a snake!

Jessie, don't panic. Don't panic.

Aaahhh! Don't look at it.

Jessie, don't panic. Don't panic.

It's only a snake.

Jessie, don't panic. Don't panic.

Keep 'em closed. One minute longer.

Jessie, don't panic. Don't panic.

One minute longer. Go! Go! Go on!

Jessie, don't panic. Don't panic.

Is it gone yet?

It's gone. It's gone.

Is it gone yet?

It's all right.

Is it gone yet?

I think I'm gonna be sick.

Is it gone yet?

Oh, quatermain...

If this is it...

Oh, quatermain...

I mean, if this is the end...

Oh, quatermain...

Quatermain, I just want you to know that...

oh, quatermain...

[Coughs]

Oh, quatermain...

[Gasping]

Oh, quatermain...

I just swallowed a bug! [Coughs]

Oh, quatermain...

Hey, good. It'll keep your strength up.

Oh, quatermain...

Oh, quatermain, the only one

oh, quatermain...

Who thinks your stupid jokes are funny is you!

Oh, quatermain...

Find the highest place!

Oh, quatermain...

At least we'll die... Young!

Oh, quatermain...

Quatermain...

Oh, quatermain...

[Gasping]

Oh, quatermain...

I love you, quatermain!

Oh, quatermain...

[Sobbing]

Oh, quatermain...

Jessie: Aah!

Quatermain: Ohh!

Jessie: Aah!

Aah!

Jessie: Aah!

Ohh!

Jessie: Aah!

For me.

Heh.

For me.

For me.

For me.

Heh heh. All this for me.

For me.

[Noise]

And what for me?!

And what for me?

You think you kill me? Ha ha!

And what for me?

Old turkish invention!

Now you are the fool.

You are the imbecile!

Now you are the fool.

Never call a turk an imbecile

now you are the fool.

Unless you make sure he's dead!

Now you are the fool.

With all this, Germany will win the war.

Now you are the fool.

We will rule the world. You and I will be heroes!

Now you are the fool.

But I don't want to be a hero.

Now you are the fool.

Now...

Now you are the fool.

Fill your hat.

And your pockets!

Your mouth.

What?

Your mouth.

You heard what I said.

Your mouth.

Eat the stones.

Your mouth.

You're mad.

Your mouth.

You're insane.

Your mouth.

What use has a stone that's inside me?

Your mouth.

Don't trouble yourself, my friend.

Your mouth.

When I get you home, I will split you open.

Your mouth.

[Chuckles]

Your mouth.

Now...

Your mouth.

Eat the stones!

Your mouth.

[Click]

[Click]

Now swallow them.

Now swallow them!

Now swallow them.

Swallow!

More!

Now swallow!

Now more.

More!

Now more.

Now more, you fat pig!

[Laughing]

Now more, you fat pig!

[Speaking native language]

Now more, you fat pig!

[Laughs]

Now more, you fat pig!

[Speaking native language]

Now more, you fat pig!

Aah!

Now more, you fat pig!

Move, you German pig!

Oh!

Move, you German pig!

[Burps]

You made me swallow the stones,

[burps]

But I forgive you.

[Burps]

The German laxatives are the best in the world.

[Burps]

They will work wonders.

[Burps]

I shall think of you as I sit down to, uh,

[burps]

[Laughs]

[Burps]

Count my blessings.

[Burps]

But I will not shoot you.

I will bury you alive.

But I will not shoot you.

Only this time, you'd better die properly.

But I will not shoot you.

[Burps]

But I will not shoot you.

Auf wiedersehen.

Aah!

Jessie!

[Screams]

[Screams]

We'll have to swim.

Wait!

We'll have to swim.

Come!

[Screams]

Stay where you are!

[Screams]

You have diamonds.

[Screams]

Take them out.

[Screams]

After all, diamonds are no good to the dead.

[Screams]

Are they?

[Screams]

Put them in here.

All of them, I said.

In here.

Come get them yourself.

Childish people.

Step back.

Oh!

[Roars]

[Screams]

[Roars]

The German army will not stand for it!

Oh!

No, don't!

Oh!

The diamonds belong to the Mountain.

Oh!

Go on, umbopo. Get her out of here!

At last.

Oh!

Aah!

Oh!

Oh!

[Grunts]

Quatermain, we'll go together!

Aah!

Quatermain, we'll go together!

Far be it for me

to pry into your personal life, umbopo,

far be it for me

but you might have given me some hint

far be it for me

about yourself and the diamonds.

Far be it for me

do not feel saddened

far be it for me

that you leave without the diamonds

far be it for me

for you are the last to see the Mountain's secret.

Far be it for me

and that memory, you'll have forever.

Far be it for me

good-bye, umbopo.

Far be it for me

[speaking native language]

[Replies in same language]

[Speaking native language]

[Speaking native language]

[All repeat]

[Speaking native language]

[Umbopo repeats]

[Speaking native language]

[All repeat]

[Speaking native language]

You know, I'm going to miss umbopo.

[Speaking native language]

Yeah. But he made me feel kind of guilty

[speaking native language]

There at the end though.

[Speaking native language]

Guilty? About what?

[Speaking native language]

Well, I thought you and your father

[speaking native language]

Should come out of this with, uh...

[Speaking native language]

Something.

[Speaking native language]

Well...

I won't feel guilty if you won't.

I didn't want you to go through all of this for nothing.

I won't feel guilty if you won't.

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