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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,373 --> 00:00:14,307 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:15,212 --> 00:00:17,146 ♪ need a new love? ♪ 3 00:00:19,515 --> 00:00:21,716 ♪ hey, I'm ready ♪ 4 00:00:23,451 --> 00:00:25,885 ♪ want my time? ♪ 5 00:00:27,687 --> 00:00:31,455 ♪ and I'm willing, yeah ♪ 6 00:00:31,489 --> 00:00:33,756 ♪ 'cause I'm the one ♪ 7 00:00:33,790 --> 00:00:35,757 ♪ who's gonna show ♪ 8 00:00:35,791 --> 00:00:38,827 ♪ when there's nobody ♪ 9 00:00:39,829 --> 00:00:41,696 ♪ I'll be your man ♪ 10 00:00:45,565 --> 00:00:47,699 ♪ yeah, I'm the one ♪ 11 00:00:47,733 --> 00:00:49,733 ♪ who's gonna show ♪ 12 00:00:49,767 --> 00:00:51,934 ♪ when there's nobody ♪ 13 00:00:53,703 --> 00:00:55,737 ♪ I'll be your man ♪ 14 00:00:57,640 --> 00:00:59,707 ♪ I'll be your man ♪ 15 00:01:00,642 --> 00:01:02,776 ♪ all right. ♪ 16 00:02:36,674 --> 00:02:39,374 Oh jeez. 17 00:02:45,614 --> 00:02:49,716 Ugh. What? I'm sleeping, Ray. 18 00:02:49,750 --> 00:02:51,385 I need to talk to you. Buzz me in. 19 00:02:51,419 --> 00:02:52,886 I'm naked. 20 00:02:52,920 --> 00:02:55,288 I've already seen you naked. Come on. 21 00:02:56,256 --> 00:02:58,657 Well, I've got company. 22 00:03:03,596 --> 00:03:05,096 Come on, Ray! 23 00:03:05,130 --> 00:03:07,098 It's the ass crack of dawn. I'm not a marine. 24 00:03:07,132 --> 00:03:09,866 - Talk from there. - I don't wanna talk from here. 25 00:03:09,901 --> 00:03:12,501 - I can't even see you. - Well, I can see you. 26 00:03:12,536 --> 00:03:14,603 So if you've got something to say, say it. 27 00:03:14,638 --> 00:03:17,339 I'm all ears. 28 00:03:17,373 --> 00:03:20,508 Fine. Stay away from my wife. 29 00:03:20,543 --> 00:03:22,143 You don't have a wife. 30 00:03:22,177 --> 00:03:24,745 You know what I'm talking about, lenore. 31 00:03:24,779 --> 00:03:26,780 Oh, you mean your ex-wife Jessica? 32 00:03:26,814 --> 00:03:29,215 The married woman you secretly go bowling with? 33 00:03:29,249 --> 00:03:31,483 Yeah, her. Stay away from her, okay? 34 00:03:31,518 --> 00:03:33,451 Are you giving me an ultimatum, Ray? 35 00:03:33,486 --> 00:03:35,119 I'm Jessica's friend. 36 00:03:35,154 --> 00:03:38,856 I'm trying to save her from becoming a sad two-time divorcée. 37 00:03:38,890 --> 00:03:40,357 What about you, Ray? 38 00:03:40,391 --> 00:03:42,726 What are you thinking about when you're off hugging her 39 00:03:42,760 --> 00:03:44,260 In a bowling alley parking lot? 40 00:03:44,294 --> 00:03:46,428 Are you thinking about saving her marriage too, 41 00:03:46,463 --> 00:03:49,497 Or are you trying to destroy it? 42 00:03:49,532 --> 00:03:51,633 By the way, I have a new client for you 43 00:03:51,667 --> 00:03:53,101 Tomorrow night, Tuesday. 44 00:03:53,135 --> 00:03:54,802 Will you be free, or will you be too busy 45 00:03:54,837 --> 00:03:56,804 Bowling with your ex-wife? 46 00:04:02,642 --> 00:04:04,543 All right, when I say something, you say it back. 47 00:04:04,577 --> 00:04:07,579 So I say, "you can't fuck me," right? 48 00:04:07,613 --> 00:04:10,515 So then you say... repeat it back to me. 49 00:04:10,549 --> 00:04:14,618 Like, "you can't fuck me because I don't want you to." 50 00:04:18,556 --> 00:04:19,990 You owe us two months' rent. 51 00:04:20,024 --> 00:04:22,492 - You think you might have it soon? 52 00:04:22,526 --> 00:04:24,394 Hold on, I just... hold that thought. 53 00:04:24,428 --> 00:04:26,395 I don't know who this is. 54 00:04:26,429 --> 00:04:27,929 Why haven't you picked up your phone? 55 00:04:27,964 --> 00:04:29,564 - We need to talk. - Uh, Ray... 56 00:04:29,598 --> 00:04:32,733 - Hi. - Ray, this is Mr. And Mrs. Sumbal. 57 00:04:32,768 --> 00:04:34,735 They're my very kind, generous 58 00:04:34,769 --> 00:04:36,636 And very patient landlords. 59 00:04:36,671 --> 00:04:40,606 Listen, Tanya, I have a problem with lenore. 60 00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:43,208 - What? What kind of problem? - Well, I, uh... 61 00:04:44,844 --> 00:04:47,145 You know, I have a very bad feeling about her. 62 00:04:47,179 --> 00:04:50,615 You know, she has a lot of our personal information 63 00:04:50,649 --> 00:04:51,883 And I don't trust her. 64 00:04:51,917 --> 00:04:54,518 You know, I... to tell you the truth, 65 00:04:54,552 --> 00:04:57,053 I don't like the way she treats you. 66 00:04:57,088 --> 00:04:58,921 Uh, would you like some olives? 67 00:05:01,758 --> 00:05:03,058 My husband says we might 68 00:05:03,092 --> 00:05:04,492 Have to charge you a $50 late fee. 69 00:05:04,526 --> 00:05:06,060 The thing is I... I don't have it. 70 00:05:06,094 --> 00:05:08,195 I don't have it. I'm $300 short, you know? 71 00:05:08,229 --> 00:05:10,730 What do you want from me? I've lived here 15 years. 72 00:05:10,764 --> 00:05:12,531 And remember when the rat was in the dryer? 73 00:05:12,566 --> 00:05:14,633 Did I complain? I didn't. I'm not complaining now. 74 00:05:14,667 --> 00:05:16,468 I just... we have a good relationship. 75 00:05:16,502 --> 00:05:18,436 I just need to talk to my friend. Hold on one second. 76 00:05:18,471 --> 00:05:20,605 Maybe you're right. Maybe we're better off without her. 77 00:05:20,639 --> 00:05:23,107 Uh, okay, why are you saying this? 78 00:05:23,141 --> 00:05:24,474 Did something happen? 79 00:05:24,509 --> 00:05:26,043 - No. - No? All right, well then... 80 00:05:26,077 --> 00:05:27,944 Ray, I just... you know what? 81 00:05:27,979 --> 00:05:30,547 - I just don't think you're being very professional. - Huh? 82 00:05:30,581 --> 00:05:32,382 You can't just have a bad feeling 83 00:05:32,416 --> 00:05:34,651 And let go of our business partner right now. 84 00:05:34,685 --> 00:05:36,419 Why not? 85 00:05:36,453 --> 00:05:39,254 Because, Ray, it all comes down to the clients. 86 00:05:39,289 --> 00:05:41,723 All right? That's the clients and the money. 87 00:05:41,758 --> 00:05:43,425 If I can't come up with the clients, 88 00:05:43,459 --> 00:05:45,159 Then you're gonna go running back to lenore 89 00:05:45,194 --> 00:05:46,661 The second she shows up with new ones. 90 00:05:46,695 --> 00:05:48,762 - You know that. - That's what I'm asking you. 91 00:05:48,797 --> 00:05:51,231 Can you get them without her? 92 00:05:51,265 --> 00:05:53,667 Yes, Ray. Yes. Okay? 93 00:05:53,701 --> 00:05:57,236 I will book that wealthy widow frances, Ray. 94 00:05:57,270 --> 00:05:58,704 I think of her like moby-dick 95 00:05:58,738 --> 00:06:02,274 And I'm ahab, except successful. 96 00:06:04,110 --> 00:06:06,278 You've read "moby-dick," right? 97 00:06:06,312 --> 00:06:08,446 Mm-hmm. 98 00:06:11,783 --> 00:06:14,885 - Oh! Hi. 99 00:06:14,919 --> 00:06:16,786 Want me to scrub you? 100 00:06:16,821 --> 00:06:18,988 Thanks, honey. I'm clean. 101 00:06:22,225 --> 00:06:25,027 - You okay, Ron? - Yeah, I'm better than okay. 102 00:06:25,061 --> 00:06:27,729 I'm hopeful and I love you 103 00:06:27,763 --> 00:06:29,730 And I've been thinking about our talk. 104 00:06:29,765 --> 00:06:33,600 - Which talk? - About the baby. No pressure. 105 00:06:33,635 --> 00:06:36,203 We don't have to talk about that right now. 106 00:06:36,237 --> 00:06:40,273 I was just thinking of my family. 107 00:06:40,307 --> 00:06:44,743 - You mean you and me and the kids? - Yeah. 108 00:06:44,778 --> 00:06:48,914 And the ones who came before us, like my grandfather. 109 00:06:48,948 --> 00:06:52,317 People said he had the perfect nose. 110 00:06:52,351 --> 00:06:54,318 Are you sure you're okay, Ron? 111 00:06:54,353 --> 00:06:57,221 There's no face problems in my family, Jess. 112 00:06:57,255 --> 00:06:59,789 No Alzheimer's, no celiac disease, 113 00:06:59,824 --> 00:07:02,225 No klinefelter's syndrome, no tay-sachs... 114 00:07:02,259 --> 00:07:06,228 - Ron, you're talking about the baby again. - Yes. 115 00:07:06,263 --> 00:07:10,932 Jess, I'm talking about the baby again because I want a baby. 116 00:07:10,967 --> 00:07:12,867 I want to pass on that tradition. 117 00:07:12,902 --> 00:07:15,603 I am 42 years old, Ron. 118 00:07:15,637 --> 00:07:18,672 I'm not having a baby with you. 119 00:07:24,845 --> 00:07:28,147 I went to medical school. I am not a drug addict. 120 00:07:28,181 --> 00:07:29,748 I've never been incarcerated. 121 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:32,618 I am a good man from a good family 122 00:07:32,652 --> 00:07:35,920 In a good neighborhood and I'm hungry! 123 00:07:35,955 --> 00:07:39,390 I am in my kitchen, searching for my oatmeal 124 00:07:39,424 --> 00:07:41,925 That I purchased with the money I made 125 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:43,593 With the job that I still have 126 00:07:43,628 --> 00:07:46,730 In this crumbling fucking economy 127 00:07:46,764 --> 00:07:49,298 Because I want breakfast! 128 00:07:49,333 --> 00:07:51,200 I want my fucking oatmeal! 129 00:07:51,234 --> 00:07:54,703 I want my cinnamon fucking oatmeal! 130 00:07:55,838 --> 00:07:57,939 This is not what I signed up for! 131 00:07:57,973 --> 00:08:01,442 This is not the life of my dreams! 132 00:08:13,853 --> 00:08:16,821 Mr. Landy told you this? 133 00:08:16,856 --> 00:08:19,323 Mr. Landy the security guard? 134 00:08:20,424 --> 00:08:22,425 I'm sorry, Ray. 135 00:08:22,459 --> 00:08:25,327 He said it was Damon? 136 00:08:25,362 --> 00:08:29,031 It was him, Ray, your son, 137 00:08:29,066 --> 00:08:31,367 Taking a leak on home plate. 138 00:08:36,705 --> 00:08:38,739 He pissed on home plate, Tanya. 139 00:08:38,774 --> 00:08:40,274 - 2:00 in the morning. - Yeah. 140 00:08:40,308 --> 00:08:41,742 All alone. 141 00:08:41,776 --> 00:08:43,510 He walks down to the diamond, 142 00:08:43,544 --> 00:08:46,946 Unzipped his fly and just let loose. 143 00:08:46,981 --> 00:08:49,515 I think I can see what he was going for. 144 00:08:49,550 --> 00:08:52,118 - You can see what he was going for? - Come on, Ray. 145 00:08:52,152 --> 00:08:55,554 You know, the plate of home? A place called home? 146 00:08:55,589 --> 00:08:58,157 He was releasing his anger in a nonviolent way. 147 00:08:58,191 --> 00:09:00,592 He was releasing, all right. I don't know about anger. 148 00:09:00,626 --> 00:09:02,494 I'm just saying he might be an artist. 149 00:09:02,528 --> 00:09:04,662 He didn't paint, Tanya. He peed. 150 00:09:04,697 --> 00:09:06,797 All right, maybe he needs a role model. 151 00:09:06,832 --> 00:09:08,999 Yeah, that would be me. You know, I'm his dad. 152 00:09:09,034 --> 00:09:11,635 Fine, but maybe he needs someone else to look up to, 153 00:09:11,670 --> 00:09:13,671 Like a... like a fellow traveler, you know? 154 00:09:13,705 --> 00:09:15,672 Someone who shares his interests. 155 00:09:15,707 --> 00:09:17,607 Wait, I got an idea. 156 00:09:17,641 --> 00:09:21,210 Here, just... just bring him to this. 157 00:09:23,080 --> 00:09:25,515 "slam bam poetry slam." 158 00:09:25,549 --> 00:09:28,050 "sam... " "slam bam poetry jam." 159 00:09:28,085 --> 00:09:29,485 No thanks. 160 00:09:29,519 --> 00:09:32,521 Ray, you can't just throw stuff off the skywalk. 161 00:09:32,555 --> 00:09:35,056 I can get it. Wait, hold on. 162 00:09:35,090 --> 00:09:37,924 See, it's right... 163 00:09:37,959 --> 00:09:40,126 Oh God! 164 00:09:40,161 --> 00:09:41,594 What are you doing? 165 00:09:41,629 --> 00:09:44,164 - Are you all right? - Yeah, I'm fine, Ray. 166 00:09:44,198 --> 00:09:45,765 - What happened? - This is stupid. 167 00:09:45,799 --> 00:09:47,934 Come on, let's go. I'm fine. 168 00:09:49,203 --> 00:09:51,503 You know, ray, I'm making a serious suggestion. 169 00:09:51,538 --> 00:09:54,305 I think poetry might really speak to Damon. 170 00:09:54,340 --> 00:09:56,474 Great, maybe my son's a good rhymer. 171 00:09:56,508 --> 00:09:59,043 No offense, but I don't think a bunch of beret-wearing strangers 172 00:09:59,077 --> 00:10:01,011 Is what my kid needs right now. 173 00:10:01,046 --> 00:10:03,147 Okay, shh. There... there she is. 174 00:10:03,182 --> 00:10:05,815 - Where? - 2:00. 175 00:10:05,850 --> 00:10:09,284 She's eating a chicken bowl in an $800 shirt. 176 00:10:09,319 --> 00:10:11,319 Don't... don't look at her though. Look at me. 177 00:10:11,354 --> 00:10:13,888 - What? Why? - Because... 178 00:10:13,923 --> 00:10:16,924 She wants to look at you. 179 00:10:17,859 --> 00:10:20,027 - She does? - Yeah. 180 00:10:20,061 --> 00:10:21,862 What... what... 181 00:10:21,896 --> 00:10:23,296 - I thought... - What? 182 00:10:23,331 --> 00:10:25,198 - I thought I was supposed to meet her. - No no no no. 183 00:10:25,232 --> 00:10:26,833 She likes to do things a step at a time. 184 00:10:26,867 --> 00:10:27,934 So this time 185 00:10:27,968 --> 00:10:30,069 She'll just take a look from afar. 186 00:10:30,103 --> 00:10:32,071 All right. 187 00:10:32,105 --> 00:10:33,906 I don't know what she can tell from over there. 188 00:10:33,940 --> 00:10:35,741 That you're reasonably good-looking 189 00:10:35,775 --> 00:10:38,343 And not dangerous. 190 00:10:38,377 --> 00:10:40,278 Okay, that's it. 191 00:10:40,312 --> 00:10:41,879 - That's it? - That's it. 192 00:10:41,913 --> 00:10:43,447 I came all this way just for that? 193 00:10:43,481 --> 00:10:46,783 This is moby-dick, Ray. Trust me, she's worth it. 194 00:10:57,326 --> 00:10:59,461 I'm sorry. 195 00:10:59,495 --> 00:11:01,796 You really need oatmeal that bad? 196 00:11:01,831 --> 00:11:03,965 Mother. 197 00:11:18,513 --> 00:11:21,014 Jess, 198 00:11:21,048 --> 00:11:24,617 I've loved you since the 10th grade, 199 00:11:24,652 --> 00:11:29,022 Since that math class you ignored me in, 200 00:11:29,056 --> 00:11:32,959 Since before you even knew I was alive. 201 00:11:32,993 --> 00:11:35,862 I told you I didn't want to have babies because I was scared. 202 00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:39,398 I was afraid you wouldn't marry me if I told you the truth, but... 203 00:11:41,001 --> 00:11:44,036 I want to be on the inside, Jess. 204 00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:50,209 I love you more than life itself. 205 00:11:50,243 --> 00:11:52,545 I love you too, Ron. 206 00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:56,515 I want you to be on the inside too. 207 00:11:56,550 --> 00:11:59,318 Thank you. 208 00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:03,756 Today's the happiest day of my life. 209 00:12:03,790 --> 00:12:06,125 I'm gonna be a father! 210 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:23,908 Anything you want to tell me? 211 00:12:23,942 --> 00:12:26,410 - Like what? - I don't know. 212 00:12:26,445 --> 00:12:29,646 But if there is anything you want to say, 213 00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:31,281 You can tell me. 214 00:12:31,315 --> 00:12:33,483 I'm your dad. I love you. 215 00:12:35,018 --> 00:12:39,621 U know, my dad... he had this extra business 216 00:12:39,655 --> 00:12:42,890 Making decoys, ducks... 217 00:12:42,925 --> 00:12:44,792 Mallards, redheads... 218 00:12:44,826 --> 00:12:46,560 You named it, he carved it. He loved it. 219 00:12:46,594 --> 00:12:49,162 Every second he got 220 00:12:49,196 --> 00:12:51,463 He was back there in that tool shed 221 00:12:51,498 --> 00:12:54,666 With his little decoy ducks. 222 00:12:54,701 --> 00:12:56,868 But really I wanted to crush those ducks, you know? 223 00:12:56,902 --> 00:12:59,404 I wanted to snap their little heads off. 224 00:13:01,941 --> 00:13:03,375 Mr. Landy saw you, son. 225 00:13:03,409 --> 00:13:06,244 The other nigh he saw you. 226 00:13:06,278 --> 00:13:09,914 You... you urinated on America's pastime, son. 227 00:13:09,948 --> 00:13:12,550 I didn't get you in trouble, did I? 228 00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:14,585 No no, 229 00:13:14,619 --> 00:13:17,588 But what I'm saying is we're alike. 230 00:13:17,623 --> 00:13:19,557 I can understand you. 231 00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:22,126 We're... we're... you know, 232 00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:26,863 We're fellow... Travelers. 233 00:13:26,898 --> 00:13:29,800 It's normal to want to get back at your old man. 234 00:13:29,834 --> 00:13:31,935 It's okay if it was me you wanted to piss on. 235 00:13:33,538 --> 00:13:35,773 I didn't want to piss on you, dad. 236 00:13:35,807 --> 00:13:38,175 I just drank a lot of pop. 237 00:13:57,892 --> 00:14:01,827 Hi. Um, I'm checking in... 238 00:14:01,862 --> 00:14:05,064 - Or I'm picking up a key. - May I have your name, please? 239 00:14:05,098 --> 00:14:07,867 It's... it's, uh, mister... 240 00:14:07,901 --> 00:14:10,702 Mr. Falls. I'm Mr. Falls. 241 00:14:10,737 --> 00:14:13,238 Ray? Ray! 242 00:14:13,272 --> 00:14:14,806 - Mike. - Buddy! 243 00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:19,409 Oh, man, it's good to see a friendly face, pal. 244 00:14:19,443 --> 00:14:22,078 Being single's hard enough, but. 245 00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:24,180 Shit, I haven't said two words since I got here. 246 00:14:24,214 --> 00:14:25,881 What are you drinking? I'm buying. 247 00:14:25,915 --> 00:14:27,415 Uh no... no thanks, Mike. 248 00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:29,217 I... I... 249 00:14:29,251 --> 00:14:31,686 Damn, you're getting a room already? 250 00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:34,121 - Uh-huh. - Optimistic, huh? 251 00:14:34,156 --> 00:14:35,622 Here you go, Mr. Falls. 252 00:14:35,657 --> 00:14:37,157 - Thank you. - 50th floor. 253 00:14:37,191 --> 00:14:38,825 - Enjoy your stay. - Falls? Who's that? 254 00:14:38,859 --> 00:14:41,394 Beats me. I'm not here for the singles thing, Mike. 255 00:14:41,428 --> 00:14:43,696 Oh oh. What are you here for? 256 00:14:43,730 --> 00:14:46,198 Um... A different thing. 257 00:14:46,232 --> 00:14:47,732 - In a hotel room? - Yeah. 258 00:14:47,766 --> 00:14:49,800 Hey, great to see you, pal. 259 00:14:49,835 --> 00:14:51,869 You look, uh... you look good. 260 00:14:51,903 --> 00:14:53,537 - Yeah. - Go knock 'em dead. 261 00:14:53,571 --> 00:14:55,105 Yeah. 262 00:14:55,139 --> 00:14:57,674 You too. 263 00:14:59,543 --> 00:15:01,577 - Hello? Come in. 264 00:15:16,421 --> 00:15:18,356 Wow. 265 00:15:24,862 --> 00:15:26,696 - Hi. - Hi. 266 00:15:26,730 --> 00:15:28,897 - Cake? - No thanks. 267 00:15:28,932 --> 00:15:32,100 wow. 268 00:15:40,109 --> 00:15:41,710 You're cute. 269 00:15:52,789 --> 00:15:56,257 you wanna do it on the floor? 270 00:15:56,292 --> 00:15:57,892 Sure. 271 00:16:04,499 --> 00:16:06,133 My turn. 272 00:16:19,910 --> 00:16:22,144 Go for it. 273 00:16:27,277 --> 00:16:29,077 I'm Christina. 274 00:16:29,112 --> 00:16:31,079 Richard. 275 00:16:31,113 --> 00:16:32,813 - Today's my birthday. - Oh yeah? 276 00:16:32,848 --> 00:16:35,449 - Happy Birthday. - Thanks. 277 00:16:35,483 --> 00:16:37,451 You're my birthday present. 278 00:16:37,485 --> 00:16:39,419 Hey! Oh y. 279 00:16:39,453 --> 00:16:41,321 Sing for me, will ya? 280 00:16:41,355 --> 00:16:43,222 What would you like to hear? 281 00:16:43,257 --> 00:16:46,025 It's my birthday. Sing "happy birthday." 282 00:16:48,361 --> 00:16:50,228 Um uh... 283 00:16:50,262 --> 00:16:52,330 ♪ happy... ♪ 284 00:16:52,364 --> 00:16:57,001 - ♪ Happy Birthday to you... ♪ - Oh yeah. 285 00:16:57,035 --> 00:17:02,405 - ♪ Happy Birthday to you... ♪ - Yeah. 286 00:17:02,439 --> 00:17:06,508 ♪ Happy Birthday, dear Christina... ♪ 287 00:17:06,543 --> 00:17:09,177 Oh perfect, yeah. 288 00:17:09,212 --> 00:17:15,349 ♪ Happy Birthday to you. ♪ 289 00:17:17,218 --> 00:17:19,119 Wow. 290 00:17:19,153 --> 00:17:21,121 Sing it again, okay? 291 00:17:21,155 --> 00:17:22,789 - Um... - One more time. 292 00:17:22,823 --> 00:17:25,791 - ♪ Happy Birthday... ♪ - Wait wait wait. 293 00:17:25,825 --> 00:17:27,392 - Start from the top. - Okay. 294 00:17:27,427 --> 00:17:29,427 - I love it. - Okay. 295 00:17:29,462 --> 00:17:32,196 ♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪ 296 00:17:32,230 --> 00:17:33,631 ♪ Happy Birthday... ♪ 297 00:17:33,665 --> 00:17:35,766 - Again. - ♪ Happy... ♪ 298 00:17:35,801 --> 00:17:38,135 - Loud. - ♪ Happy Birthday... ♪ 299 00:17:38,170 --> 00:17:39,369 Soft. 300 00:17:39,404 --> 00:17:41,605 - Sing it again. - Again? 301 00:17:41,639 --> 00:17:44,642 - Slow. - ♪ Happy Birthday... ♪ 302 00:17:44,676 --> 00:17:46,946 With an accent... Irish. 303 00:17:46,980 --> 00:17:49,280 ♪ Happy Birthday... ♪ 304 00:17:49,315 --> 00:17:51,748 - I can't do an accent. - No? 305 00:17:51,782 --> 00:17:54,083 - Softer then. - ♪ Happy... ♪ 306 00:17:54,118 --> 00:17:56,118 No, loud. I'm sorry, loud. 307 00:17:56,153 --> 00:17:59,488 ♪ happy birthday to you... ♪ 308 00:17:59,522 --> 00:18:00,989 Don't stop. Keep it up. 309 00:18:01,024 --> 00:18:03,525 - ♪ Happy Birthday... ♪ - Sing it again. 310 00:18:09,331 --> 00:18:11,532 I feel so badly about what happened. 311 00:18:11,567 --> 00:18:14,568 If it's any consolation, I had the agency fire that guy. 312 00:18:14,603 --> 00:18:16,537 We don't need to talk about that. 313 00:18:16,572 --> 00:18:19,440 That whole sex therapist thing... that is not who I am. 314 00:18:19,475 --> 00:18:21,676 I know. 315 00:18:21,710 --> 00:18:23,544 - But if you ever do want to try it again... - I don't. 316 00:18:23,579 --> 00:18:25,346 ...I promise you, the guy will not stand you up. 317 00:18:25,381 --> 00:18:27,482 I don't. 318 00:18:30,118 --> 00:18:31,719 God, look at him. 319 00:18:31,753 --> 00:18:35,055 He said yesterday was the happiest day of his life. 320 00:18:35,090 --> 00:18:38,025 maybe it was. 321 00:18:38,059 --> 00:18:39,926 But I didn't say yes, lenore. 322 00:18:39,961 --> 00:18:41,861 I just told him that I loved him. 323 00:18:41,896 --> 00:18:43,363 I mean, what was I supposed to say? 324 00:18:43,397 --> 00:18:45,799 He says he's been in love th me since 325 00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:48,201 Before I was alive. 326 00:18:49,403 --> 00:18:52,005 Well, you could be clear your answer is no. 327 00:18:52,039 --> 00:18:53,540 Mm. Hmm. 328 00:18:53,574 --> 00:18:56,910 - There's also the option of saying yes. - What? 329 00:18:56,944 --> 00:18:59,512 I'm trying to save your marriage any way can, Jess. 330 00:18:59,547 --> 00:19:01,014 I'm worried. 331 00:19:01,048 --> 00:19:03,050 I mean, bowling with your ex-husband? 332 00:19:03,085 --> 00:19:04,553 What was that the other night? 333 00:19:04,588 --> 00:19:06,088 nothing. 334 00:19:06,122 --> 00:19:07,756 That doesn't mean anything. 335 00:19:09,292 --> 00:19:11,060 So is he single? 336 00:19:12,729 --> 00:19:14,763 I assume so. Why? 337 00:19:14,798 --> 00:19:16,432 I know a lot of ladies that would 338 00:19:16,466 --> 00:19:18,934 Really appreciate someone like him. 339 00:19:22,505 --> 00:19:24,406 But not as much as they would appreciate 340 00:19:24,441 --> 00:19:25,875 What you have here with Ronnie. 341 00:19:25,909 --> 00:19:28,711 Hello? Look at this place. It's gorgeous. 342 00:19:28,745 --> 00:19:32,414 You have a house big enough for you, your mom, your kids. 343 00:19:32,449 --> 00:19:33,982 You have a man who loves you, 344 00:19:34,017 --> 00:19:37,385 Who lives in it with you. 345 00:19:37,419 --> 00:19:39,220 That's a great life, Jess. 346 00:19:46,426 --> 00:19:49,461 All right. Way to get dirty. 347 00:19:51,798 --> 00:19:53,564 Oh, you know, she's a very nice girl 348 00:19:53,598 --> 00:19:55,598 And we like to spend time together. 349 00:19:55,633 --> 00:19:58,067 I like to spend time with her and that's all there is to tell. 350 00:19:58,101 --> 00:19:59,868 There we go. Get in front of it. 351 00:19:59,903 --> 00:20:01,503 - Hey, Danny! - Hustle! 352 00:20:01,538 --> 00:20:03,538 That's a nice hotel, pal. 353 00:20:03,573 --> 00:20:05,507 I'm not gonna say anything. 354 00:20:05,541 --> 00:20:07,008 Come on, get your nose down. 355 00:20:07,042 --> 00:20:09,043 So is she your special donor lady? 356 00:20:09,078 --> 00:20:11,178 She the one that paid for the uniforms? 357 00:20:11,213 --> 00:20:12,713 Yep. 358 00:20:12,747 --> 00:20:14,948 Th's right, Mike. You got me. 359 00:20:14,982 --> 00:20:16,885 Lucky you. 360 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:19,186 I took a cab home and jerked myself to sleep. 361 00:20:19,221 --> 00:20:22,294 Oh nice! 362 00:20:22,328 --> 00:20:24,231 All right, look alive out there! 363 00:20:24,265 --> 00:20:25,966 So who's Mr. Falls? 364 00:20:28,836 --> 00:20:31,038 Hey, Mikey, 365 00:20:31,072 --> 00:20:33,373 - Take over for me, will ya? - Sure. 366 00:20:33,407 --> 00:20:35,708 - I'll be right back. - Hey! 367 00:20:35,743 --> 00:20:37,076 - Hey. - Hey. 368 00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:39,178 - What's up? - I had a booster meeting. 369 00:20:39,212 --> 00:20:41,981 - How'd it go? - Oh, you know. 370 00:20:42,015 --> 00:20:43,616 Listen... 371 00:20:45,118 --> 00:20:46,886 I don't think we should go bowling anymore. 372 00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:48,921 - Okay. - I mean, I've been thinking about it. 373 00:20:48,955 --> 00:20:51,857 I think it's weird. My girlfriend thought the same thing, you know? 374 00:20:51,892 --> 00:20:54,694 The two of us... I mean, we're divorced. 375 00:20:54,728 --> 00:20:56,996 What girlfriend? 376 00:20:57,031 --> 00:21:00,233 The one you met at the bowling alley... lenore. 377 00:21:00,234 --> 00:21:03,302 She thought you were cute. 378 00:21:03,336 --> 00:21:05,171 I mean, I like to know you still got it. 379 00:21:05,205 --> 00:21:06,906 That special sauce. 380 00:21:06,940 --> 00:21:08,740 I don't know about that woman, you know? 381 00:21:08,775 --> 00:21:11,042 - She's got red eyes... - She doesn't have red eyes. 382 00:21:11,076 --> 00:21:13,444 - ...Like a rat. - She has red hair. 383 00:21:13,479 --> 00:21:15,813 All right, same difference. 384 00:21:16,948 --> 00:21:20,617 Ronnie wants me to have a by. 385 00:21:21,653 --> 00:21:23,754 I thought you should know that. 386 00:21:26,891 --> 00:21:29,258 With him? 387 00:21:30,794 --> 00:21:34,230 Yeah, Ray, with him. 388 00:21:34,264 --> 00:21:38,268 Well, what did you say? 389 00:21:38,302 --> 00:21:41,837 I told him I'd think about it. 390 00:21:47,142 --> 00:21:50,113 What? Are you gonna say something? 391 00:22:05,964 --> 00:22:09,233 Ow, sorry. I'm so sorry. 392 00:22:10,268 --> 00:22:13,067 It's really bright up here. 393 00:22:13,101 --> 00:22:17,168 Uh... Hello, fellow poets 394 00:22:17,201 --> 00:22:19,736 And poetry enthusiasts. 395 00:22:19,770 --> 00:22:21,904 My name is Tanya. 396 00:22:21,939 --> 00:22:24,540 I am a poet, a temp and a pimp. 397 00:22:24,574 --> 00:22:27,542 I laminated my poem. 398 00:22:27,577 --> 00:22:30,745 I got a laminator at costco. 399 00:22:30,780 --> 00:22:33,114 My poem is called "phallus." 400 00:22:34,783 --> 00:22:37,185 "phallus, you stab into me" 401 00:22:37,219 --> 00:22:39,187 Release, but no peace 402 00:22:39,221 --> 00:22:43,491 "I fight the monolith with angry moist folds of my soul." 403 00:22:43,525 --> 00:22:45,959 Is there a time limit? 404 00:22:45,994 --> 00:22:48,762 "how..." 405 00:22:50,197 --> 00:22:52,765 How can you understand me when you are so dense? 406 00:22:52,766 --> 00:22:55,668 How can you see me with but one eye? 407 00:22:55,702 --> 00:22:58,170 You propel forward, how can you understand me when ever restless, se? 408 00:22:58,204 --> 00:23:00,138 Ever relentless 409 00:23:00,172 --> 00:23:02,373 But the answer is right beside you 410 00:23:02,374 --> 00:23:06,844 I circle around with my engorged thoughts, my languid lust 411 00:23:06,878 --> 00:23:09,312 "But you can't fuck me because I'm already fucked." 412 00:23:09,346 --> 00:23:12,148 You can't fuck me because I'm already fucked. 413 00:23:12,182 --> 00:23:14,150 - Aw, come on. - Shh. 414 00:23:14,184 --> 00:23:17,186 - You can't fuck me because I'm already fucked. - Stop it. 415 00:23:17,220 --> 00:23:22,524 You can't fuck me because I'm... I'm already fucked. 416 00:23:22,558 --> 00:23:25,860 You can't fuck me because I'm already fucked. 417 00:23:30,366 --> 00:23:33,668 You can't fuck me because I'm already fucked! 418 00:23:35,805 --> 00:23:39,541 You can't fuck 'cause I'm already fucked. 419 00:23:39,576 --> 00:23:41,510 You can't fuck me because I'm already fucked. 420 00:23:41,544 --> 00:23:44,113 You can't fuck me because I'm already fucked. 421 00:23:44,147 --> 00:23:46,749 You can't find me because I'm already lost. 422 00:23:46,784 --> 00:23:49,285 You can't find me because I'm already lost. 423 00:23:49,286 --> 00:23:51,754 You can't teach me because I'm already gone. 424 00:23:51,789 --> 00:23:54,959 You can't teach me because I'm already gone. 425 00:23:54,994 --> 00:23:57,896 But, uh, if you love me, I will... 426 00:23:57,930 --> 00:24:00,565 I will fall into your arms. 427 00:24:04,203 --> 00:24:09,676 That's it. 428 00:24:16,450 --> 00:24:18,649 That's the thing about being an artist. 429 00:24:18,683 --> 00:24:22,180 You... you draw on your own life experiences. 430 00:24:22,213 --> 00:24:24,378 You put them into your work. 431 00:24:24,412 --> 00:24:25,979 You take whatever bothers you, 432 00:24:26,013 --> 00:24:28,314 Whatever inspires you and you make it art. 433 00:24:28,349 --> 00:24:30,550 Take Damon here for example. 434 00:24:30,584 --> 00:24:33,052 His father Ray is a high school 435 00:24:33,087 --> 00:24:34,787 Baseball coach. 436 00:24:34,821 --> 00:24:36,854 No, I know, right? You don't have to tell me. 437 00:24:36,888 --> 00:24:39,755 But the other night, not even knowing it, 438 00:24:39,789 --> 00:24:42,356 Damon made art. 439 00:24:42,391 --> 00:24:45,592 He went to the baseball field where his father Ray coaches. 440 00:24:45,626 --> 00:24:47,560 And he went to the home plate 441 00:24:47,594 --> 00:24:50,162 And he, like, unzipped his fly, 442 00:24:50,196 --> 00:24:52,163 Took out his penis and pissed on home plate. 443 00:24:52,197 --> 00:24:54,664 He just peed on it and he made art. 444 00:24:54,699 --> 00:24:56,399 It was fantastic. 445 00:24:56,433 --> 00:24:58,935 - Where are you going, coach? - I gotta go. 446 00:24:58,969 --> 00:25:03,739 Um, Tanya, that was... It was great, really. 447 00:25:03,773 --> 00:25:05,140 Thanks, Ray. 448 00:25:05,174 --> 00:25:10,545 Uh, it was nice to... to meet all you people. 449 00:25:10,580 --> 00:25:13,715 Keep, uh, doing what you do. 450 00:25:13,749 --> 00:25:15,750 Damester, you ready? 451 00:25:15,784 --> 00:25:17,617 Oh, I can take him home if you want. 452 00:25:17,652 --> 00:25:19,719 I... I don't know. 453 00:25:19,753 --> 00:25:22,555 I mean, yeah, I can catch a ride with Tanya, dad. 454 00:25:24,057 --> 00:25:26,692 Yeah, okay. Sure, D. 455 00:25:26,726 --> 00:25:29,194 - Thanks. - No, don't thank me. 456 00:25:29,228 --> 00:25:31,396 Thank Tanya. 457 00:25:31,430 --> 00:25:33,731 Thank you, T. 458 00:25:35,767 --> 00:25:37,535 - Good night. Good night, coach. 459 00:25:37,569 --> 00:25:39,437 Good night. 460 00:25:41,173 --> 00:25:43,140 And that right there, my friends, 461 00:25:43,175 --> 00:25:45,610 Is the United States of America... 462 00:25:45,644 --> 00:25:49,209 The red, the white and the green, baby. 463 00:25:49,243 --> 00:25:52,109 U.S.A. 464 00:25:54,913 --> 00:26:04,083 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 465 00:26:04,117 --> 00:26:09,489 ♪ I spoke down deep into the bone♪ 466 00:26:09,523 --> 00:26:13,765 ♪ I said lordy, lordy, I'm home ♪ 467 00:26:13,799 --> 00:26:16,001 ♪ I'm home now ♪ 468 00:26:17,571 --> 00:26:21,108 ♪ it's just me and the baby bone ♪ 469 00:26:23,076 --> 00:26:26,642 ♪ and we're all alone ♪ 470 00:26:26,676 --> 00:26:30,276 ♪ I got my black cat bone ♪ 471 00:26:30,311 --> 00:26:34,513 ♪ holy holy boney maroney ♪ 472 00:26:35,715 --> 00:26:38,949 ♪ ain't no one but me indeed ♪ 473 00:26:42,553 --> 00:26:46,489 ♪ me and a moany moaning bone ♪ 474 00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:10,375 ♪ and so I said, baby ♪ 475 00:27:10,409 --> 00:27:15,312 ♪ you've gotta reach real deep for me ♪ 476 00:27:15,346 --> 00:27:18,448 ♪ find me on the bone ♪ 477 00:27:20,317 --> 00:27:23,284 ♪ 'cause I've been walkin' ♪ 478 00:27:25,953 --> 00:27:28,654 ♪ I've been walkin' through a zone ♪ 479 00:27:28,689 --> 00:27:31,190 ♪ pick a bone ♪ 480 00:27:31,224 --> 00:27:33,992 ♪ pick a bone ♪ 481 00:27:34,026 --> 00:27:36,260 ♪ pick a bone. ♪ 34525

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