Original subtitles

Did she change her mind about me?

A pimp comes through for a pimp.

The outfit, the handcuffs, too much... It's not my thing.

If it's not your thing, it's gonna be Jason's thing.

What I want is to sell Jason with a profit.

- What do I get in return? - What do you want?

A want a high def flat screen TV.

- Are you a prostitute, Mr. Drecker? - My God.

I knew this girl from school.

- Hey. - This thing that I do, is what I'm good at.

Oh God. She's really a cop.

Sync & corrected by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com

♪ Need a new love? ♪

♪ hey, I'm ready ♪

♪ want my time? ♪

♪ and I'm willing, yeah ♪

♪ 'cause I'm the one ♪

♪ who's gonna show ♪

♪ when there's nobody ♪

♪ I'll be your man ♪

♪ yeah, I'm the one ♪

♪ who's gonna show ♪

♪ when there's nobody ♪

♪ I'll be your man ♪

♪ I'll be your man ♪

♪ all right. ♪

Fuck me.

( Moaning )

Fuck me, Mr. Drecker. Oh shit.

Oh, Mr. Drecker, you're so good.

Mm, Mr. Drecker, fuck me like you mean it.

- ( Panting ) - ( Moaning )

( Horn honking )

Oh yeah, I'm gonna come again.

Oh fuck.

Oh, I'm gonna come again, Mr. Drecker.

- Oh God. - Oh fuck.

Look at me. Look at me.

I gotta go back in. It's my party.

( Chuckles )

What's the--

You're welcome to join... if you want.

Well, what do you want?

I want an apartment in Paris.

I want new parents.

I wanna go back inside and get another drink.

Why, Mr. Drecker?

What do you want?

Tanya: It doesn't make sense.

Why would a cop dress up as a cop?

It makes more sense than some of these motherfuckers--

wanna wear diapers and get fed baby food.

Look, I've been sending Ray to have sex with her.

Rough sex! What am I supposed to do?

- She paying you, right? - Yeah.

Then you keep doing what you're doing.

- Most cops fuck for free. - No, I can't do that. I can't.

I promised Ray I would get rid of her.

Tanya, she's a paying customer who will drag your ass in

if she becomes disgruntled.

Keep her gruntled.

So your ho gets a black eye or two.

It's better than pissing her off and getting arrested, right?

- Man, I wouldn't even tell him. - I have to tell him.

You don't understand. We're partners.

Man, why do you ask me this shit?

I mean, you come to me for advice

like I'm some kind of magical Yoda Negro, but you don't listen.

- I listen to the essence of your advice. - What essence?

Look, you know what-- could you not treat me like I don't know what I'm doing?

I'm a very successful pimp. I'm making money now

and I did it my own way while you were in jail.

Why did you bail me out then?

Why did you ask me to?

I didn't have the money.

I needed to stay someplace that had a landline

so they could track me through that ankle brace.

I'm supposed to commiserate with non-felons

and, well, you're the only one I know.

And 'cause I like you.

Probably should have put that at the top of the list,

but... hey, that's me.

What about you? Why did you bail me out?

( Music playing )

♪ Maybe in the motor city I'd find joy ♪

♪ then I went to New York, I was looking for my joy ♪

♪ went to New York and I was looking for my joy ♪

♪ maybe in the apple I could find joy... ♪

( Music playing )

Six in the side.

One in the corner. Eight in the side.

Who's next, motherfuckers?

- ( Washer vibrating ) - Oh oh, don't stop.

Oh, don't stop.

Don't stop.

♪ Singin' and movin' to the groovin'... ♪

( All singing along ) ♪ and just when it hit me ♪

♪ somebody turned around and shouted ♪

- ♪ play that funky music, white boy... ♪ - Whoo!

♪ Play that funky music right ♪

- ♪ play that funky music, white boy... ♪ - Whoo!

♪ Lay down that boogie ♪

♪ and play that funky music till you die. ♪

( All cheering )

- ( Jessica sneezes ) - Oh!

- Oh. - Oh God.

You scared the bejesus out of me.

- I'm so sorry. - It's okay.

Our hearts are still beating.

- Who let you in? - Security.

I wanted to get an early... ( Sneezes) start.

It's 6:30 in the morning.

I just wanted to familiarize myself with the system,

so I filed all those records

- chronologically and alphabetically. - Great.

- Yep. - Now go home.

- No. - Yes, go home.

- ( Sighs ) I wanna do a good job. - You are.

Look, and you're running yourself ragged doing it.

You're sick-- physically, not mentally.

Nothing wrong with you mentally.

But go home. Go on.

Take an antihistamine, a decongestant.

Get some rest.

Go on.

♪ You can spray her wherever you figure ♪

♪ the streptococcoli lurk ♪

♪ you can give her a shot for whatever she's got ♪

♪ but it just won't work ♪

♪ and if she's tired of getting the fisheye ♪

♪ from the hotel clerk ♪

♪ a person can develop a cold... ♪

( Sneezes ) Oh.

- So you like musicals. - Oh no.

I mean, I played Adelaide in high school.

I can tell.

♪ You can feed her all day with the vitamin a ♪

♪ or the bromofizz ♪

♪ but the medicine never gets anywhere near ♪

♪ where the trouble is ♪

Both: ♪ if she's getting a kind of name for herself ♪

♪ and the name ain't his ♪

♪ a person can develop a cough. ♪

( Feigns coughing )

( Sneezes )

( Laughs )

Good morning, Mr. Drecker. How did you sleep?

It's good to see you again.

You were always my favorite.

- Hey. - Hey.

Aw, drink some water, Mr. Drecker.

- You'll feel better. - ( Groans )

You can call me Ray, you know.

I know.

Where are you going?

I'm gonna take a shower, maybe go back to bed.

What are you doing, uh, later today?

I'm gonna take a shower

and maybe go back to bed.

Ray's voice: Logan Louis--

she had me in the palm of her hand.

( Tires screech )

Ray, I called you 20 times last night.

Shh shh. Not so loud.

Oh my God, you look terrible.

What happened? Where were you?

Ray, would you stop?

- Look, I'm trying to talk to you. - Just talk softly.

Ray, Lydia's a cop, all right?

I saw her last night in person

and she's a cop.

Makes sense.

- Makes-- - ( Door opens )

Ray, she's la policia!

Look look, she's 5-0 and we're criminals, okay?

But here's the thing-- we need to keep her satisfied.

Satisfied? What are you talking about?

I thought we cut this lady loose.

We need to reconsider that.

Apparently it's common practice

for prostitutes to keep police people as clients...

from what I've read.

She almost busted my ribs.

I'm out. I'm done.

Please, let's not go to jail, okay?

I don't wanna go to jail either, Tanya.

That's why I'm not gonna see her anymore.

Alright, well... Somebody's gotta tell her.

I mean, she can't know we know.

We gotta let her down easy.

- Right? - You're the pimp.

I'm the p-- I'm the pimp?

What? You said we were partners.

- ( Scoffs ) - Fuck, Ray.

She's gonna know I'm lying. You know, I'm a bad liar.

- She'll see right through me. - All right, I'll do it, okay?

Call her up.

Tell her I'll meet her in a public place with witnesses.

Great, okay.

Welcome.

( Indistinct P.A. announcement )

- Sandee: Uh, ahem. - Lenore, what about this one?

The ones in the back are better.

She said I could have any one I wanted.

Maybe they're better in the back.

Yeah, I want this one.

And when are you gonna ask about that other thing?

I'm waiting for the right time.

Okay.

Lenore?

All right, this area-- anything you want.

- Where's Sandee? - I think she wants one from the front.

- These have a higher resolution. - They're dented.

They have a better warranty.

You said we could pick any one we wanted.

Any one of these.

I think Sandee wants one up front.

I think Sandee is a leech and a liar

who faked a pregnancy to try to trap you.

No, she's a great fiancée, Lenore.

And I think that I should be making more than $200 per woman.

I think 400 is closer to the going rate.

( Laughs )

Jason, your going rate is $200.

How much did they pay you to fuck me?

How much does your boss pay you to bus tables?

Hmm?

Yeah.

Pick a TV, Jason. Thank me later.

Understand it's not you.

It's all me.

Uh-huh.

You know, I need to do stuff. I've never been to Paris.

And I've never been to Africa.

I-- I wanna travel--

you know, riverboat, bicycle.

Are you sure it's not because

I was too aggressive with you?

No no, I'm positive.

I just--

I thought that I could

let it all hang out with you.

Oh, you can. I mean, you could

if I wasn't just giving it all up,

but I am.

I'm sweet.

I think I haven't shown you my sweet side.

I-- I know.

Looking at you now, um...

I am so different from what you think I am, Richard.

You can't just leave with no warning.

- I can't accept that. I simply can't. - You can't?

Come on, let's just enjoy each other one more time,

then I'll be happy.

Oh oh, yes.

Oh, Richard, I enjoy you.

- I enjoy you so much. - Oh yes. I enjoy you too.

Yeah, papí, yeah!

Ay, how could you leave me?

It's not you, it's me.

I could do this all day.

- Oh! All night. - So could I.

- Every day. - Yeah.

Yeah-- ooh!

- Ow! - Oh, I'm sorry.

- What-- - I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

- Ah. - Oh, I don't know why I did that.

Oh! I'm sorry. I never wanna stop.

Never never never.

Please tell me that you didn't end it with her

by having sex with her in a bathroom.

That was after I ended it.

That's not how you end it, Ray.

Oh God, I'm the one who said we should keep her happy.

- You said, "No, I don't wanna see her anymore." - I don't.

Well, now she thinks she's still a client.

She says that you wanna fuck her forever.

That's-- those-- those are not the words that I used, okay?

Well, those are the words that she heard, okay?

Well, I was in the moment, okay?

She was looking good. She was wearing a dress.

You had sex with a cop because she wore a dress?

Well, it had flowers on it.

I mean, look, we were just two people doing what people do.

- And then she slapped me. - She hit you?

She's a violent woman, Tanya. It's a problem.

Well, now you have to keep seeing her.

No, I'm not. I ended it. I made it very clear.

And what happens after that is besides the point!

Men and their fucking penises!

So, Lydia, you know, I spoke with Richard

and he apologizes if he gave you the wrong idea.

He's sorry we fucked at the restaurant?

Oh no no. No no, not at all.

He enjoyed that very much.

He regrets that his actions were confusing.

He has a lot going on right now.

And, you know, Richard is leaving the business

for entirely personal reasons.

Between me and you, I'm furious.

I mean, he left me with no notice without a replacement.

If I don't find somebody soon,

my goose is cooked.

It's a big problem for me.

Do you think I give a shit what your problems are?

( Sighs )

- Lydia-- Lydia, let's be civil. - Fuck civil.

You know that thing that I wanted to do?

Well, I wanna do it tonight.

Lydia, that's just-- it's not possible.

- Richard is-- - Don't talk to me like I'm an idiot.

I know when I'm being lied to.

So if you wanna keep this wellness center,

I strongly suggest a burglar show up at my house.

10:00 sharp.

Fuck me.

Um... ( Sighs )

( Ringing )

Hey, this is Ray. Leave your number.

Yeah, Ray, I need to talk to you.

Lydia wants to see you tonight.

She's a scary woman, Ray. I don't wanna go to jail.

Ray, where are you?

Ray: Whoohoo! Get her!

- Ha ha ha! - Aah!

Ray: I'm gonna getcha! I'm gonna getcha!

- Get him, kid! - Go get her. Don't listen to her.

Get the old guy, that old guy!

God damn it!

- That's it! - Get back in your vehicle, sir.

- Sir, you must remain-- sir! - ( Logan laughing )

You can't do that!

Sir, return to your vehicle.

Come here.

Jason: It's cool that you wanted to see me.

I wanted to see you too, but I need your number, Tanya.

Okay, we need to talk, okay?

I have-- I have something that might interest you.

Oh, I'm interested.

All right, stay-- stay on topic, okay?

This is business.

Did you-- did you tell Lenore about us?

Fuck no. I'm not her slave.

- I do what I wanna do. - J-- Oh my God.

- When do you get off work? - About 9:00. Why?

Because-- all right,

look, I'm trying to tell you I have a job.

I have a job that might interest you.

Does it pay $400?

Um...

Okay.

Cool.

- ( Sighs ) - ( Music playing )

♪ I am I, Don Quixote... ♪

( Both singing along ) ♪ the lord of la mancha! ♪

- ♪ my destiny calls... ♪ - ( Sneezes )

- ♪ And I go... ♪ - Woman: Shh!

And the wild winds of fortune ♪

♪ will carry me onward ♪

♪ whithersoever they blow ♪

♪ whithersoever they blow ♪

♪ onward to glory I go! ♪

♪ I'm Sancho ♪

♪ yes, I'm Sancho ♪

♪ I'll tell all the world proudly ♪

♪ I'm his squire ♪

♪ I'm his friend ♪

♪ hear me, heathens and wizards ♪

- ♪ and serpents of sin... ♪ - Man: Shh!

♪ All your dastardly doings are past... ♪

Freeze! Hands where I can see 'em.

Higher. Nice and high.

- That's it. - ♪ And virtue shall triumph at last! ♪

Got any weapons? Are you packing?

- ( Unzips ) - Are you fucking packing?

- ♪ Onward to glory I go! ♪ - What the fuck?

Who the fuck are you?

- Wait? What? - Uh!

Ah-choo!

Yeah yeah.

Oh, that's beautiful.

Don't stop. Right there, right there.

( Both moaning )

( Moaning continues )

♪ I have dreamed thee too long ♪

♪ never seen thee or touched thee ♪

- ♪ but known thee with all of my heart... ♪ - Shh.

( Softer ) ♪ half a prayer, half a song ♪

♪ thou hast always been with me ♪

- ♪ though we have been always apart... ♪ - Matt, please.

- Am I hurting you? - No no, it's not that.

- Am I too big? - ( Sneezes )

I'm too big.

No, it's not that.

- I can go slower if you want. - No.

- I can go faster too. - It's not that either.

- Are you okay? - I...

I'm fi-- Yeah.

♪ Dulcinea ♪

♪ Dulcinea ♪

- ♪ I see heaven when-- ♪ - That's it. I'm good.

- That's it. - What?

- You're good? - I'm good.

- Jessica. Oh. - Yeah.

Um...

Did you have fun?

It's late.

I have to go home.

Okay, sure.

If you're good, I'm good.

Oh, ha ha.

I gotta go.

( Door opens, closes )

In 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue

and he landed in the Caribbean.

Oh.

And he said, "How, big chief!"

How do you do? My name is Christopher and I've discovered you."

Oh!

Uh-- oh yes yes, you in the back

with the beautiful pom-poms.

My name is Logan, Mr. Drecker.

My question was,

do you think you could, like, lose the jockstrap?

It's really distracting.

( Clicks tongue ) Absolutely.

You know, the Indians never wore jockstraps.

Why should I?

Wow, you must have been fucking gorgeous

when you were 25.

( Knocking at door )

- Jessica: Ray? - Wait, shh.

- What's wrong? Who is it? - I--

- Ray! - Oh!

Get-- get-- get dressed. Hurry.

Why? Are your parents home early?

Shh, it's my ex-wife.

Hide.

- Well, why don't we just ignore her? - Because, Logan.

Hi. Hey, sorry.

- I-- - Hey.

I was in the area.

Well, yeah, it's-- it's a good area to be in.

- It's cold. - Yeah.

Wow, you're wearing a dress.

You look good, really good.

Hi, I'm Logan.

Nice to meet you, Mrs. Drecker.

Jessica.

Right. You're divorced.

I'm gonna jump in the shower, Ray.

Nice meeting you, Jessica.

- Jessica. Jess-- - I'm sorry, I should have called.

- No no, don't be sorry. - I said sorry.

Fuck you and accept it. I should have called.

- You're single, I'm single. - Listen, please.

- You do what you want and I will too, Ray. - Jessica.

She's a child.

Ray, she looks 18.

No, she's not 18. She's-- come on,

she's much older than that.

- She's like-- - ( Engine starts )

She's like what? Tell me.

What's she like?

We're 43 years old.

What are we doing?

( Shudders )

Reporter: On 94 you can see he cut across six lanes

in the Harper Woods area.

He went on to go about another seven or eight miles...

( Sighs )

I'm so glad you're here.

So am I.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

Even though you don't listen to a damn word I say.

- I do listen. - Oh yeah, I forgot.

You listen to my essence.

( Both laugh)

To my ebony essence.

Here you go, Mr. Drecker-- $600.

- Club's open till 4:00. - Oh.

I don't think I'd be much fun.

I am running on fumes.

You're running on empty.

I am no longer 25.

You sure?

Wednesday night dollar drinks.

Nah.

- Maybe next time. - ( Engine starts )

- ( Siren chirps ) - Lydia over P.A.: Freeze!

- Hands where I can see 'em! - ( Engine starts )

( Siren blaring )

Turn around, put your hands on your head.

- ( Car door opens ) - ( Police radio chatter )

( Footsteps approach )

- Keep your hands right there. - Lydia?

- You have the right to remain silent. - ( Cuffs clicking )

What are you doing? Wait, stop.

- What are you doing? - Ray Drecker, you're under arrest.

- Arrest? For what? - Prostitution, motherfucker!

Sync & corrected by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com

♪ You've seen the world, what did it look like? ♪

♪ you took a plane, I'll take a push bike ♪

♪ run with the wolves, calling all the wolf pack ♪

♪ when did you go and when did you get back? ♪

♪ I don't even know you ♪

♪ you're just someone new ♪

♪ I don't want to talk to ♪

♪ you're wild ♪

♪ I don't find you crazy at all ♪

♪ you're on the rocks ♪

♪ would you like to get some? ♪

♪ I'm kind of straight, where do you come from? ♪

♪ I'm always right, but what's your perception? ♪

♪ I'm kind of shy, oh didn't he mention? ♪

♪ I don't even know you ♪

♪ you're just someone new ♪

♪ I don't want to talk to ♪

♪ you're wild ♪

♪ I don't find you crazy at all. ♪