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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.COM 1 00:00:11,965 --> 00:00:14,325 Okay. I'm here for a check-in. What have you done today? 2 00:00:14,525 --> 00:00:15,725 Besides seeing my hairdresser. 3 00:00:16,205 --> 00:00:17,325 Isn't it a little too short? 4 00:00:17,605 --> 00:00:18,965 No, it's great. 5 00:00:19,045 --> 00:00:20,085 Go on, what have you done? 6 00:00:20,525 --> 00:00:23,605 Well, I've... like we agreed. 7 00:00:24,045 --> 00:00:26,805 Yeah, I... I'm picking myself up, I'm working. 8 00:00:27,445 --> 00:00:28,445 What's your method? 9 00:00:28,605 --> 00:00:30,885 Classic method... I take the... 10 00:00:31,325 --> 00:00:32,701 the sheet of paper at the top of the pile, 11 00:00:32,725 --> 00:00:35,205 I deal with it. And that's it, nothing terribly sexy. 12 00:00:36,245 --> 00:00:38,365 Where is this pile? I don't see anything on your desk. 13 00:00:40,045 --> 00:00:41,805 Don't make me search! Where is it? 14 00:00:43,765 --> 00:00:46,165 It's here! The pile is here! 15 00:00:46,725 --> 00:00:48,285 I haven't had time to sort... 16 00:00:49,845 --> 00:00:50,845 What... 17 00:00:52,285 --> 00:00:53,965 What is that? Move. 18 00:00:57,725 --> 00:00:58,765 You're serious? 19 00:01:03,245 --> 00:01:05,685 "Call Monica back: ad." Monica who? 20 00:01:05,965 --> 00:01:06,965 Bellucci. 21 00:01:07,045 --> 00:01:08,245 And what does this mean, "ad"? 22 00:01:08,845 --> 00:01:11,525 It refers to renewing her contract with Cartier, 23 00:01:11,605 --> 00:01:13,205 I was supposed to call her... 24 00:01:13,645 --> 00:01:14,741 for the new division, you know... 25 00:01:14,765 --> 00:01:17,445 You left Monica Bellucci's image rights in the cabinet of shame? 26 00:01:17,525 --> 00:01:18,885 You are a public menace! 27 00:01:19,525 --> 00:01:21,605 No, it's just... I was going to take care of it. 28 00:01:21,685 --> 00:01:24,205 - Call her. - I'm on it! It's above the pile. 29 00:01:24,285 --> 00:01:25,605 - Right now! - Shit, 30 00:01:25,685 --> 00:01:27,381 Hicham, it doesn't work like that, especially with Monica! 31 00:01:27,405 --> 00:01:31,165 See, we do it tactfully... We send her a text... 32 00:01:31,685 --> 00:01:32,685 What are you doing? 33 00:01:33,325 --> 00:01:35,325 Hicham! Damn it! 34 00:01:35,685 --> 00:01:38,525 Hicham, damn it, she's still filming in Australia. 35 00:01:38,605 --> 00:01:40,565 After that, she has to go Rome. She's very busy! 36 00:01:40,645 --> 00:01:41,805 That's not how it works! 37 00:01:42,205 --> 00:01:44,085 - Hey! - Worse than Bolloré! 38 00:01:44,485 --> 00:01:45,485 Pronto? 39 00:01:47,125 --> 00:01:48,845 Hello? Gabriel? 40 00:01:49,125 --> 00:01:50,485 - Hello, Monica? - Yes? 41 00:01:51,045 --> 00:01:52,765 Sorry to bother you... Did I wake you? 42 00:01:53,045 --> 00:01:55,885 No, it's ten o'clock. I'm back in Paris. 43 00:01:55,965 --> 00:01:57,445 Oh really? She's back in Paris. 44 00:01:57,765 --> 00:02:00,765 I was going to call you. Do you want to meet? 45 00:02:00,845 --> 00:02:04,005 Yes! Actually, I wanted to talk to you about something 46 00:02:04,085 --> 00:02:05,685 this week, would that be possible? 47 00:02:06,045 --> 00:02:08,125 - Do you want to have lunch today? - Today? 48 00:02:08,685 --> 00:02:09,685 Are you free? 49 00:02:09,885 --> 00:02:11,485 - Yes. - Great. 50 00:02:11,565 --> 00:02:12,605 Great, then... 51 00:02:13,125 --> 00:02:14,925 See you soon then. Ciao! 52 00:02:15,125 --> 00:02:16,125 Ciao! 53 00:02:17,605 --> 00:02:20,485 There you go. It's all a question of energy. 54 00:02:20,565 --> 00:02:23,605 Everything. Me, you, Monica... 55 00:02:24,085 --> 00:02:25,085 Yeah. 56 00:02:25,605 --> 00:02:27,101 My supervision is going to do you a world of good. 57 00:02:27,125 --> 00:02:29,605 For better monitoring, you're going to share your desk with me. 58 00:02:29,765 --> 00:02:32,405 - What? Oh no! - Not here, your computer desktop. 59 00:02:32,485 --> 00:02:34,445 That way I can monitor your work in real time. 60 00:02:34,525 --> 00:02:35,565 What's your password? 61 00:02:36,005 --> 00:02:37,205 No, that's enough... 62 00:02:37,285 --> 00:02:38,605 What's your password? 63 00:02:40,925 --> 00:02:43,685 "Hichamyass." No spaces, with one "m." 64 00:03:25,285 --> 00:03:27,605 Hold on, we'll find your contract. 65 00:03:28,005 --> 00:03:29,685 It has to be here somewhere. 66 00:03:30,925 --> 00:03:32,245 Doors closing. 67 00:03:33,085 --> 00:03:34,285 Shit! 68 00:03:35,045 --> 00:03:36,245 - Hello. - Hello! 69 00:03:36,325 --> 00:03:37,325 Hello! 70 00:03:37,685 --> 00:03:39,045 Don't worry, 71 00:03:39,125 --> 00:03:41,245 I'm not here for an audit, this is a personal visit. 72 00:03:41,325 --> 00:03:43,765 Oh, phew! You gave me a fright. 73 00:03:44,085 --> 00:03:45,885 No, I'm just stopping by between two meetings. 74 00:03:45,965 --> 00:03:48,245 Oh yes, you're going to be a mother! 75 00:03:48,445 --> 00:03:51,045 Have you chosen a name? 76 00:03:51,125 --> 00:03:52,485 Andréa won't even give us a hint. 77 00:03:52,565 --> 00:03:55,965 No, still no name. It's a "rather tense" negotiation, as you would say. 78 00:03:56,565 --> 00:03:58,725 - Oh right... - Do you have a nanny? 79 00:03:58,805 --> 00:04:00,445 We still have time to figure that out. 80 00:04:00,525 --> 00:04:02,341 Are you kidding? That's the most important thing! 81 00:04:02,365 --> 00:04:03,901 So you can still have a life, go out, have a drink. 82 00:04:03,925 --> 00:04:06,206 Because otherwise the panther there, she's going to panic. 83 00:04:06,525 --> 00:04:08,621 You should always listen to Arlette when it comes to kids. 84 00:04:08,645 --> 00:04:10,325 She doesn't have any, so she's still lucid. 85 00:04:12,445 --> 00:04:13,805 This way, Ms Martel. 86 00:04:17,845 --> 00:04:18,845 After you. 87 00:04:25,645 --> 00:04:27,261 What is it? What did you want to tell me? 88 00:04:27,285 --> 00:04:29,565 Nothing. I love you, that's all. 89 00:04:31,645 --> 00:04:32,645 Well, I have to go. 90 00:04:33,365 --> 00:04:35,885 That's all? Oh no! That's not all. 91 00:04:43,085 --> 00:04:44,085 Yeah? 92 00:04:44,605 --> 00:04:45,605 Am I disturbing you? 93 00:04:46,605 --> 00:04:48,685 No, not at all, come in, have a seat. 94 00:04:51,286 --> 00:04:52,386 Thanks. 95 00:04:52,405 --> 00:04:53,885 - No problem. - Listen... 96 00:04:53,965 --> 00:04:56,085 something occurred to me this morning, after... 97 00:04:56,165 --> 00:04:57,285 I was wondering something... 98 00:04:57,925 --> 00:04:58,925 Yes? 99 00:04:59,125 --> 00:05:00,525 How did you do things with Camille? 100 00:05:03,685 --> 00:05:05,685 What exactly are you asking? 101 00:05:06,405 --> 00:05:07,525 When she was little. 102 00:05:08,285 --> 00:05:09,285 Did you see her? 103 00:05:10,005 --> 00:05:12,085 Were you present? Or were you in the background? 104 00:05:13,845 --> 00:05:14,925 Well... 105 00:05:16,085 --> 00:05:17,805 "In the background," yes, rather... 106 00:05:20,685 --> 00:05:23,085 In the beginning, I tried to see her from time to time. 107 00:05:23,565 --> 00:05:25,381 And little by little, her mother made it clear to me 108 00:05:25,405 --> 00:05:26,645 that it wasn't good for anyone. 109 00:05:27,005 --> 00:05:28,245 "From time to time", how often? 110 00:05:31,445 --> 00:05:34,645 Once a year. Usually around the Festival de Cannes. 111 00:05:35,725 --> 00:05:37,325 And did you acknowledge her? Officially? 112 00:05:39,245 --> 00:05:40,245 No. 113 00:05:40,885 --> 00:05:41,885 You regret that? 114 00:05:44,045 --> 00:05:45,245 Now, yes, I think so. 115 00:05:47,525 --> 00:05:49,205 Why? Are you having problems with your son? 116 00:05:49,685 --> 00:05:51,085 No... Not at all. 117 00:05:51,645 --> 00:05:53,165 I was just wondering, that's all. 118 00:05:54,445 --> 00:05:57,045 Well, will you excuse me? I have some calls to make. 119 00:06:11,045 --> 00:06:12,605 - What are you doing? - Nothing. 120 00:06:14,085 --> 00:06:16,061 It's just, I have a really fancy party this evening 121 00:06:16,085 --> 00:06:17,725 and so, I wanted to accessorize a little. 122 00:06:18,445 --> 00:06:20,285 Oh right, with a little Cartier bracelet. 123 00:06:20,365 --> 00:06:22,925 No sweat... No, Camille, you're an agent! 124 00:06:23,005 --> 00:06:24,221 You can't steal from the shop anymore. 125 00:06:24,245 --> 00:06:25,565 I wasn't going to keep it! 126 00:06:26,405 --> 00:06:29,125 I need you to check JoeyStarr's availability in February, please. 127 00:06:29,205 --> 00:06:30,205 Yes, right away! 128 00:06:31,525 --> 00:06:34,205 I loved shooting that horror movie in Australia! 129 00:06:34,285 --> 00:06:37,125 Plus, I brought out something different, you know? 130 00:06:37,205 --> 00:06:38,205 It was so funny! 131 00:06:38,965 --> 00:06:41,285 Yes, it's always hilarious to be decapitated. 132 00:06:41,365 --> 00:06:43,485 Quanto sei stupido quando fai cosi! 133 00:06:43,765 --> 00:06:45,805 You're doing really well at the moment. 134 00:06:45,885 --> 00:06:48,005 - You're radiant. - Thank you. 135 00:06:48,085 --> 00:06:49,205 - You're welcome. - So sweet. 136 00:06:50,165 --> 00:06:52,965 Then again, it would be better if... 137 00:06:54,405 --> 00:06:56,485 Forget about it, we're not going to talk about that. 138 00:06:56,725 --> 00:06:58,245 Yes, you can, go on! 139 00:06:58,485 --> 00:07:03,085 It's just... I'd like to meet someone! 140 00:07:03,165 --> 00:07:05,405 Someone... You mean, a man? 141 00:07:05,485 --> 00:07:09,325 Well, yes! As far as I remember, that's what it's called! 142 00:07:09,565 --> 00:07:11,533 Well, you know, people really exaggerate 143 00:07:11,534 --> 00:07:13,765 the utility of those individuals. 144 00:07:13,845 --> 00:07:15,605 Well, listen, winter is coming, 145 00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:17,125 it's going to start getting cold. 146 00:07:18,125 --> 00:07:20,045 No, but seriously, 147 00:07:20,765 --> 00:07:22,565 you don't have any friends to introduce me to? 148 00:07:22,645 --> 00:07:24,645 Actually, yes, because I'm also a marriage agency! 149 00:07:24,725 --> 00:07:26,685 So what type are you looking for exactly? 150 00:07:26,765 --> 00:07:28,165 Besides being warm-blooded? 151 00:07:28,245 --> 00:07:30,845 I'd just like... a regular guy. 152 00:07:30,925 --> 00:07:32,965 Yeah. No, but that's broad... 153 00:07:33,045 --> 00:07:36,005 I don't know, a math teacher, a cabinetmaker? 154 00:07:36,085 --> 00:07:38,485 Someone who lives in a normal size apartment, 155 00:07:38,805 --> 00:07:41,485 who pays his bills, who takes out his own trash! 156 00:07:41,565 --> 00:07:42,965 Sounds nice! 157 00:07:43,485 --> 00:07:45,725 No, because the guys I meet, it's... 158 00:07:45,805 --> 00:07:48,965 it's ridiculous! They're either egomaniac stars 159 00:07:49,525 --> 00:07:51,845 or rich businessmen who talk nonsense. 160 00:07:51,925 --> 00:07:53,125 I'm telling you the truth! 161 00:07:53,205 --> 00:07:55,205 Look, I'll show you the messages. 162 00:07:55,285 --> 00:07:57,445 Now, this one is an absolute star, 163 00:07:58,725 --> 00:08:00,445 I can't tell you who it is. 164 00:08:00,525 --> 00:08:02,405 No, I can't. Okay, listen... 165 00:08:02,485 --> 00:08:05,005 After dinner, I only saw him once, look what he writes me. 166 00:08:16,525 --> 00:08:17,885 Now, listen to the other one! 167 00:08:17,965 --> 00:08:19,645 The other one, he's good too. 168 00:08:19,725 --> 00:08:21,365 Here: "Monica, 169 00:08:21,725 --> 00:08:23,765 I'm going to pay everything for you, everything! 170 00:08:23,845 --> 00:08:26,165 Even the lawyers dealing with your divorce! 171 00:08:26,245 --> 00:08:27,485 I'm the man you need." 172 00:08:27,565 --> 00:08:29,725 - That's nice, at least... - No! 173 00:08:29,805 --> 00:08:31,925 It's not nice, it's ridiculous! 174 00:08:32,005 --> 00:08:33,205 - No, don't laugh! - Excuse me. 175 00:08:33,245 --> 00:08:34,525 It's absurd! 176 00:08:34,605 --> 00:08:36,165 I know them by heart, these men. 177 00:08:36,245 --> 00:08:37,685 They're not looking for a wife, 178 00:08:37,765 --> 00:08:38,925 they're looking for a trophy! 179 00:08:39,245 --> 00:08:41,408 And my problem is that this is the only kind of man 180 00:08:41,409 --> 00:08:42,409 who dares to approach me. 181 00:08:42,415 --> 00:08:44,405 The others, I don't know, they're hiding out! 182 00:08:52,165 --> 00:08:54,725 Miss? Excuse me, 183 00:08:54,805 --> 00:08:58,005 but this water... it's really very cold, 184 00:08:58,085 --> 00:08:59,645 too aggressive for my throat. 185 00:09:00,645 --> 00:09:02,885 Could I have room temperature water, please? 186 00:09:04,165 --> 00:09:05,245 Thank you so much. 187 00:09:05,525 --> 00:09:07,005 You see, typically, "regular," 188 00:09:07,085 --> 00:09:08,701 is not the first word that comes to mind, 189 00:09:08,725 --> 00:09:10,325 when people see you. 190 00:09:11,045 --> 00:09:13,485 It's true, you're a powerful woman, 191 00:09:14,285 --> 00:09:16,725 accomplished, famous... 192 00:09:20,205 --> 00:09:22,685 I think I frighten phalluses, Gabriel. 193 00:09:23,285 --> 00:09:24,325 I've had enough. 194 00:09:27,805 --> 00:09:30,805 A shop owner then? I'd help him with the register. 195 00:09:31,205 --> 00:09:33,805 At night, we'd lower the shutters together. 196 00:09:34,285 --> 00:09:36,325 Don't turn around, but I think we're being followed. 197 00:09:36,565 --> 00:09:38,605 - Oh really? - A black car there... 198 00:09:38,685 --> 00:09:40,405 Would that be your rich businessman? 199 00:09:40,805 --> 00:09:42,725 No, Gabriel, it's my chauffeur! 200 00:09:42,805 --> 00:09:44,525 - Sorry! - Oh, wait... 201 00:09:44,765 --> 00:09:45,765 - Look... - What? 202 00:09:46,165 --> 00:09:47,445 What, do you want a book? 203 00:09:47,525 --> 00:09:49,245 No! The bookseller! 204 00:09:49,325 --> 00:09:50,685 He's handsome, isn't he? 205 00:09:50,965 --> 00:09:53,005 - Oh yeah... - In Notting Hill, 206 00:09:53,085 --> 00:09:54,885 the actress dates the bookseller, 207 00:09:54,965 --> 00:09:55,965 - do you remember? - Yes. 208 00:09:56,245 --> 00:09:58,485 We're going to find out if movies are telling the truth 209 00:09:58,565 --> 00:10:00,125 or if it's all bullshit. 210 00:10:05,405 --> 00:10:06,405 Hello. 211 00:10:07,365 --> 00:10:09,645 Do you have guidebooks for singles in Paris? 212 00:10:10,485 --> 00:10:12,765 Yes. In the back room, in the "tourism" section. 213 00:10:14,005 --> 00:10:17,325 I'm looking for something inspiring... 214 00:10:17,605 --> 00:10:20,445 out of the ordinary, something special. 215 00:10:20,885 --> 00:10:21,885 Could you help me? 216 00:10:22,885 --> 00:10:23,885 I'll be right there. 217 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:26,165 He's not looking at me. 218 00:10:38,645 --> 00:10:40,805 Find a Guy in Paris, well, that's a classic. 219 00:10:41,205 --> 00:10:44,765 But if you're a bit more adventurous, there's also Naughty Paris, 220 00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:46,325 and that's quite out of the ordinary. 221 00:10:46,365 --> 00:10:48,645 Oh, I like that. 222 00:10:49,045 --> 00:10:50,685 Excuse me! I'm sorry. I didn't see. 223 00:10:50,765 --> 00:10:54,045 Didn't see what? I seem terribly uptight, is that it? 224 00:10:54,125 --> 00:10:55,525 No, not at all... 225 00:10:55,605 --> 00:10:57,045 But sorry, that was inappropriate... 226 00:10:57,125 --> 00:10:58,365 I don't know what came over me. 227 00:10:59,285 --> 00:11:02,205 I'm going to find you something more specialized, more appropriate. 228 00:11:02,485 --> 00:11:04,765 But that seems interesting, Naughty Paris. 229 00:11:05,045 --> 00:11:07,605 - Oh, sorry! Excuse me... - It's no big deal. 230 00:11:07,685 --> 00:11:09,645 - No, let me help you. - I'm such an idiot. 231 00:11:09,965 --> 00:11:10,965 No, leave it. 232 00:11:11,085 --> 00:11:13,045 I have something really good for you... 233 00:11:13,325 --> 00:11:16,245 A beautiful book... elegant, spiritual... 234 00:11:17,085 --> 00:11:19,005 Oh, is it this one? 235 00:11:19,845 --> 00:11:21,965 How to crap when you're in love? 236 00:11:22,525 --> 00:11:23,525 Excuse me? 237 00:11:23,965 --> 00:11:25,200 No, no, it's not that one. 238 00:11:25,201 --> 00:11:26,845 - Gabriel, come see! - I don't know why... 239 00:11:26,850 --> 00:11:28,365 my colleague ordered that... 240 00:11:28,645 --> 00:11:30,525 Do you know this one? It's funny, isn't it? 241 00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:35,141 I understand now! The guide isn't for you, it's for your friend, right? 242 00:11:35,165 --> 00:11:38,645 Because I was thinking, Monica Bellucci, single... 243 00:11:38,725 --> 00:11:39,965 that's kind of hard to believe! 244 00:11:43,565 --> 00:11:45,885 Hello? Yes! Hello. 245 00:11:46,565 --> 00:11:47,661 Thank you for calling me back. 246 00:11:47,685 --> 00:11:51,005 Yes, I saw it! I stayed... yes, until the end. 247 00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:53,245 Well, you were so radiant... 248 00:11:53,725 --> 00:11:56,485 I'm telling you, it was sensitive. It was... full of subtlety. 249 00:11:56,565 --> 00:11:58,485 Really, what an act... Help! 250 00:11:58,725 --> 00:12:01,125 Oh stop, leave her alone. 251 00:12:01,525 --> 00:12:03,245 She's exaggerating, it's embarrassing. 252 00:12:04,045 --> 00:12:05,341 Hello, this is Camille Valentini... 253 00:12:05,365 --> 00:12:06,981 I turned down the job but they gave it back to me 254 00:12:07,005 --> 00:12:09,125 because my daddy was so sad. 255 00:12:09,885 --> 00:12:11,245 This thing is a pain in the ass! 256 00:12:13,005 --> 00:12:16,885 I just adore you! I saw you in "Tough luck flies fart," 257 00:12:16,965 --> 00:12:19,925 you were so radiant you burned my retinas. 258 00:12:20,005 --> 00:12:21,565 Would you like to be in my little file? 259 00:12:25,965 --> 00:12:26,965 Very funny. 260 00:12:27,605 --> 00:12:28,925 But you're right, life is unfair. 261 00:12:30,005 --> 00:12:31,445 You know more than me, 262 00:12:31,725 --> 00:12:33,405 you're older, more cultivated, 263 00:12:33,485 --> 00:12:35,965 you're more Parisian... you're a much bigger bitch. 264 00:12:37,125 --> 00:12:38,605 Hey, you're the perfect agent! 265 00:12:38,965 --> 00:12:40,005 Why aren't you helping me? 266 00:12:42,245 --> 00:12:44,125 I guarantee you, there's enough work for two. 267 00:12:44,405 --> 00:12:46,005 It's obvious I can't handle it alone! 268 00:12:46,405 --> 00:12:49,565 Work enough for two, maybe. But credit for just one. 269 00:12:50,245 --> 00:12:52,445 That's what it's like here, they only remember one name. 270 00:12:53,045 --> 00:12:54,805 You hand out business cards all over Paris. 271 00:12:55,045 --> 00:12:57,605 I use the cards I prepared to keep my desk from wobbling, see? 272 00:12:59,085 --> 00:13:03,245 So thanks for your charity, Camillette, but it's a no. 273 00:13:05,405 --> 00:13:07,325 So, Monica? Did it go well? 274 00:13:07,565 --> 00:13:08,765 Are you going down? 275 00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:11,125 No, I was waiting for you. So? 276 00:13:11,605 --> 00:13:13,341 No, I haven't talked to her about the image contract yet. 277 00:13:13,365 --> 00:13:14,365 Why's that? 278 00:13:14,405 --> 00:13:15,565 Because she wasn't receptive. 279 00:13:15,645 --> 00:13:17,245 Her mind was on other things. 280 00:13:17,325 --> 00:13:19,064 What did I tell you? The moment, you don't wait for it, 281 00:13:19,065 --> 00:13:21,405 - you make it happen! - No, Hicham, not always. 282 00:13:21,765 --> 00:13:23,701 Part of being an agent is also understanding your client's needs. 283 00:13:23,725 --> 00:13:26,725 Monica's were personal in nature. So I helped her with that. 284 00:13:26,805 --> 00:13:29,045 Afterwards, she'll be more amenable, and then 285 00:13:29,125 --> 00:13:31,045 we'll talk about the image contract. 286 00:13:31,885 --> 00:13:33,405 Have a little faith in me! 287 00:13:33,485 --> 00:13:35,245 Personal needs? What personal needs? 288 00:13:35,325 --> 00:13:37,421 I'd also like to take care of Monica Bellucci's personal needs! 289 00:13:37,445 --> 00:13:39,445 No, Hicham, 290 00:13:39,765 --> 00:13:42,005 she's looking for a regular guy, so... 291 00:13:45,765 --> 00:13:47,645 Hicham! Can I talk to you, please? 292 00:13:48,245 --> 00:13:49,325 Yeah, shoot. I'm listening. 293 00:13:49,565 --> 00:13:51,565 Could you close the door? Thanks. 294 00:13:54,525 --> 00:13:56,445 Alright. I've been thinking. 295 00:13:56,525 --> 00:13:59,005 You've been pushing us all to take on more challenges. 296 00:13:59,085 --> 00:14:01,365 I like that. You're creating new divisions, 297 00:14:01,445 --> 00:14:02,965 I'm signing big clients. 298 00:14:03,045 --> 00:14:05,765 We work well together. I think this year's numbers prove it. 299 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,525 Stop! You know what they say in London? 300 00:14:08,045 --> 00:14:09,461 "Tell me something I don't already know." 301 00:14:09,485 --> 00:14:11,725 And in New York, they say "Cut the crap." 302 00:14:11,805 --> 00:14:13,845 - Get to the point. I know. - Alright! 303 00:14:14,085 --> 00:14:16,005 I suggest you appoint me general director of ASK. 304 00:14:16,445 --> 00:14:18,165 It's done in many agencies. 305 00:14:18,765 --> 00:14:20,045 It's a gesture of trust... 306 00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:22,591 It allows the DG to run the company 307 00:14:22,592 --> 00:14:24,085 and the boss to gain some perspective. 308 00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:27,005 "Some distance," you mean? 309 00:14:27,165 --> 00:14:28,765 That's up to you. You're the boss. 310 00:14:29,085 --> 00:14:31,925 Okay, you'd also like your capital reevaluated? 311 00:14:32,965 --> 00:14:35,085 In line with my revenue, yes. 312 00:14:35,405 --> 00:14:36,909 But more importantly, I can buy 313 00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:38,565 a portion of the shares from you... in cash. 314 00:14:40,765 --> 00:14:42,061 You don't have much in common with the guy 315 00:14:42,085 --> 00:14:43,445 who fainted the first time we met. 316 00:14:44,845 --> 00:14:47,405 Has being back with your wife given you your pep? 317 00:14:47,965 --> 00:14:48,965 Not only that. 318 00:14:49,205 --> 00:14:51,165 That almost makes me want to call my ex. 319 00:14:51,845 --> 00:14:53,765 I read in a book that 80 % of couples 320 00:14:53,845 --> 00:14:55,485 who try to get back together fail. 321 00:14:56,085 --> 00:14:57,085 You want the title? 322 00:14:57,725 --> 00:14:58,725 No. 323 00:14:58,805 --> 00:15:00,525 You're right. It's a no for me too. 324 00:15:01,605 --> 00:15:03,141 But you were right to try. I'm telling you no 325 00:15:03,165 --> 00:15:04,525 because a company is not a couple. 326 00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:06,685 It needs one head, not two. 327 00:15:10,845 --> 00:15:11,981 However, since you need motivation, 328 00:15:12,005 --> 00:15:13,725 I could consider increasing your fixed rate. 329 00:15:14,325 --> 00:15:15,805 Ten percent more, how does that sound? 330 00:15:18,325 --> 00:15:19,325 Should I shut the door? 331 00:15:28,605 --> 00:15:30,285 Andréa, could I ask you something, please? 332 00:15:31,245 --> 00:15:32,925 It's for one of my actors, Dimitri Ballsac. 333 00:15:33,005 --> 00:15:35,101 You know, he's rehearsing a play in Bordeaux at the moment, 334 00:15:35,125 --> 00:15:37,021 he also has a day of shooting for a TV film in Strasbourg, 335 00:15:37,045 --> 00:15:39,445 except that neither production wants to pay his transport. 336 00:15:39,805 --> 00:15:41,245 So, what do I say to my actor? 337 00:15:41,325 --> 00:15:42,485 Dimitri Ballsac? 338 00:15:42,965 --> 00:15:45,045 Tell him to change his name, then we'll talk. 339 00:15:48,365 --> 00:15:49,365 I'm stealing a candy. 340 00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:51,325 What's that? 341 00:15:52,525 --> 00:15:53,805 It's pretty, isn't it? 342 00:15:55,925 --> 00:15:56,965 Goodnight! 343 00:16:04,645 --> 00:16:06,045 - Goodnight. - Goodnight! 344 00:16:07,085 --> 00:16:08,445 Gabriel, I'm not sure... 345 00:16:08,525 --> 00:16:10,685 Are you joking? You look amazing like that! 346 00:16:10,765 --> 00:16:12,461 Haven't you ever done this, gone out incognito? 347 00:16:12,485 --> 00:16:13,485 No, never. 348 00:16:13,485 --> 00:16:15,645 We're going to have fun, we're going to take it easy. 349 00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:17,541 We're going to have regular drinks with regular people. 350 00:16:17,565 --> 00:16:18,805 These are my brother's friends. 351 00:16:18,885 --> 00:16:20,205 Tons of single guys, you'll see! 352 00:16:21,405 --> 00:16:22,605 What's your name? 353 00:16:23,645 --> 00:16:24,645 Hey! 354 00:16:24,725 --> 00:16:26,725 I'm Gabriel, Antonin's brother. 355 00:16:26,805 --> 00:16:28,325 I came with a friend. 356 00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:29,405 Chantal. 357 00:16:29,445 --> 00:16:30,525 Yeah... Chantal! 358 00:16:30,605 --> 00:16:31,605 Hey, Chantal. Come on in. 359 00:16:31,645 --> 00:16:32,645 Thanks. 360 00:16:33,165 --> 00:16:34,861 Put your coats and helmets in the back, if you like. 361 00:16:34,885 --> 00:16:35,965 - Thanks! - Hello! 362 00:16:36,365 --> 00:16:37,365 Hello! 363 00:16:38,085 --> 00:16:40,525 As a blonde, I look a little like Monica Vitti. 364 00:16:40,885 --> 00:16:42,845 Oh yeah? But why Chantal? 365 00:16:42,925 --> 00:16:45,165 I think it sounds like a regular woman, doesn't it? 366 00:16:47,405 --> 00:16:49,045 - Alright! - Let's party! 367 00:16:56,525 --> 00:16:57,885 - Hi, Romain! - Hey! 368 00:16:57,965 --> 00:16:59,965 - How are you? - You know I'm getting a divorce? 369 00:17:00,045 --> 00:17:02,565 Oh shit! Really... Well... 370 00:17:02,805 --> 00:17:04,645 - You'll tell me all about it, okay? - Yeah. 371 00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:06,765 They don't have a fridge for the bottles, 372 00:17:06,845 --> 00:17:08,965 no elevator, how do these people live? 373 00:17:10,045 --> 00:17:11,685 Am I the one who smells like BO ? 374 00:17:12,005 --> 00:17:13,421 - No, seriously? - You smell really good. 375 00:17:13,445 --> 00:17:15,205 I'm stupid for wearing acrylic shirts. 376 00:17:15,285 --> 00:17:17,125 - Who's that girl over there? - She's a friend! 377 00:17:17,405 --> 00:17:18,845 - You want a mojito? - Yes, thanks. 378 00:17:20,245 --> 00:17:21,805 Can you make a third one for me, please? 379 00:17:21,885 --> 00:17:23,525 A third mojito, here we go! 380 00:17:23,605 --> 00:17:25,525 - Load 'em up! - I'm loadin' 'em! 381 00:17:25,605 --> 00:17:27,445 - Great! - Everything's fine! 382 00:17:30,725 --> 00:17:33,085 33... 34... 383 00:17:37,085 --> 00:17:38,845 Ah! That's nice. 384 00:17:39,365 --> 00:17:40,365 I'll be right back. 385 00:17:40,485 --> 00:17:41,845 No, don't go! Where are you going? 386 00:17:44,485 --> 00:17:47,365 Honey, if this is an erotic game, I... 387 00:17:47,885 --> 00:17:49,085 I'm reaching my limit, 388 00:17:50,245 --> 00:17:51,725 and it really hurts me to admit it. 389 00:17:54,045 --> 00:17:55,605 We said we'd share our lists tonight... 390 00:17:57,005 --> 00:17:58,125 for names. 391 00:17:58,285 --> 00:17:59,605 Yes! 392 00:18:00,685 --> 00:18:01,981 Shit... I forgot my list at work. 393 00:18:02,005 --> 00:18:03,925 But that's okay, I have it memorized. 394 00:18:04,165 --> 00:18:05,445 Well, go on, start then! 395 00:18:05,805 --> 00:18:07,445 Okay... No teasing, please! 396 00:18:07,525 --> 00:18:08,525 No, of course not. 397 00:18:09,805 --> 00:18:10,885 Okay... Clélia. 398 00:18:13,205 --> 00:18:16,405 That's pretty. That's pretty, Clélia. 399 00:18:16,765 --> 00:18:19,205 But I dated a Clélia, and she was a little bipolar. 400 00:18:19,645 --> 00:18:20,765 So, not so great. 401 00:18:20,845 --> 00:18:21,845 Yeah... 402 00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:23,685 Go on, what else? 403 00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:26,765 Natacha? Russia, Tolstoy... 404 00:18:30,085 --> 00:18:31,565 Is that another girl you slept with? 405 00:18:31,805 --> 00:18:32,805 No! Oh no... 406 00:18:33,325 --> 00:18:36,405 No, actually, there was a Natacha in our prep class, 407 00:18:36,685 --> 00:18:38,125 she had quite the moustache, 408 00:18:38,205 --> 00:18:40,045 so everyone called her "Moustacha". 409 00:18:41,445 --> 00:18:43,405 Okay, fine, forget it. 410 00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:46,365 No, Colette, don't get upset! 411 00:18:46,645 --> 00:18:48,285 Sorry, go on, tell me all of them. 412 00:18:48,365 --> 00:18:49,845 I won't say anything else. Go ahead. 413 00:18:50,805 --> 00:18:52,645 We're not ready for anything. 414 00:18:52,725 --> 00:18:55,245 We don't have room for the baby, we don't have a name, nothing! 415 00:18:55,525 --> 00:18:57,461 The truth is, you're not invested in this pregnancy. 416 00:18:57,485 --> 00:18:59,485 Stop it! Not invested in this pregnancy? 417 00:18:59,565 --> 00:19:00,965 What about my stretch marks? 418 00:19:01,925 --> 00:19:04,181 And my sciatica? And the doctor's appointments every two weeks, 419 00:19:04,205 --> 00:19:06,925 where they fiddle with my crotch to check for cervical dilation? 420 00:19:07,085 --> 00:19:08,925 Stop it! You missed two appointments. 421 00:19:09,005 --> 00:19:10,005 That was so embarrassing 422 00:19:10,045 --> 00:19:11,541 when I found myself alone with the gynecologist 423 00:19:11,565 --> 00:19:12,805 who suspected pregnancy denial! 424 00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:19,741 Our little girl's not even born yet! 425 00:19:19,765 --> 00:19:22,685 Can't we enjoy our freedom just a little bit longer, 426 00:19:23,845 --> 00:19:25,965 enjoy being just the two of us? 427 00:19:27,765 --> 00:19:29,645 Where are you from? What's that pretty accent? 428 00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:31,205 I'm Bulgarian. 429 00:19:31,565 --> 00:19:34,445 Oh right! That's what I thought. 430 00:19:35,565 --> 00:19:38,285 I came to France for my studies and I stayed. 431 00:19:39,285 --> 00:19:41,805 You did the right thing, Chantal. What do you do? 432 00:19:43,205 --> 00:19:44,525 The same as everyone else! 433 00:19:44,685 --> 00:19:47,605 I work, I take the subway, I go to the market, 434 00:19:48,165 --> 00:19:50,645 I buy my vegetables, my bread, my meat. 435 00:19:50,725 --> 00:19:51,765 You like grocery shopping. 436 00:19:53,205 --> 00:19:55,365 No, I'm kidding! Actually, I also like that! 437 00:19:55,445 --> 00:19:57,245 I can spend hours at the market, choosing, 438 00:19:57,325 --> 00:19:58,845 wondering what I'm going to cook. 439 00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:01,885 - You cook? - Yeah, I manage. 440 00:20:02,965 --> 00:20:06,565 And what are you going to make me when you invite me to dinner? 441 00:20:08,965 --> 00:20:11,045 It's funny, you look like Monica Bellucci. 442 00:20:11,125 --> 00:20:12,325 Has anyone ever told you that? 443 00:20:14,005 --> 00:20:17,645 A few times, yes... But I don't see it. 444 00:20:18,325 --> 00:20:19,485 You do look like her. 445 00:20:20,845 --> 00:20:23,245 No, wait, it's a compliment, she's gorgeous! 446 00:20:25,005 --> 00:20:26,765 But... what an idiot! 447 00:20:30,365 --> 00:20:31,365 Do you know her? 448 00:20:31,485 --> 00:20:32,605 No, but it's so obvious. 449 00:20:33,445 --> 00:20:34,605 She seems so fake. 450 00:20:35,005 --> 00:20:36,461 I saw her in an interview, it was a disaster! 451 00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:37,845 - She has nothing to say. - Really? 452 00:20:38,045 --> 00:20:39,045 I'm not judging her, 453 00:20:39,045 --> 00:20:41,045 because that's the problem with a lot of actresses. 454 00:20:41,165 --> 00:20:42,965 Well, yes... You're right. 455 00:20:43,045 --> 00:20:47,645 - Actresses are pretty dim, that's a fact. - I have a theory. 456 00:20:47,725 --> 00:20:48,845 - Oh yeah? - Yeah! 457 00:20:49,405 --> 00:20:51,821 I think when girls put everything into their physical appearance, 458 00:20:51,845 --> 00:20:54,005 they don't need to work on anything else. 459 00:20:54,645 --> 00:20:57,125 - It's true, isn't it? - Well, yes... It makes sense. 460 00:20:57,205 --> 00:20:59,245 That's why, incidentally, very ugly people 461 00:20:59,325 --> 00:21:00,885 are often very intelligent. 462 00:21:02,565 --> 00:21:04,005 And so, you, it's hard to say 463 00:21:04,085 --> 00:21:06,245 what category to put you in. 464 00:21:06,325 --> 00:21:08,245 Neither very handsome, nor very intelligent. 465 00:21:11,925 --> 00:21:12,925 Here. 466 00:21:24,325 --> 00:21:25,685 I fell for it... 467 00:21:26,085 --> 00:21:27,725 I'm not much for domestic life. 468 00:21:28,805 --> 00:21:29,805 Yes, I know. 469 00:21:30,285 --> 00:21:32,965 See, to me, domesticity is narrow, it's... 470 00:21:33,365 --> 00:21:35,485 it's petty bourgeois, it's deadly boring... 471 00:21:35,565 --> 00:21:36,765 It's my parents. 472 00:21:37,965 --> 00:21:39,845 I've come a long way, don't forget that. 473 00:21:40,205 --> 00:21:43,085 That's not true. Those are clichés, I hate that. 474 00:21:43,485 --> 00:21:46,605 It's like those party goers who are no fun and say it's no fun, 475 00:21:46,925 --> 00:21:48,325 and who don't budge from the couch. 476 00:21:49,205 --> 00:21:51,885 A party is what you make of it! The same is true for a home. 477 00:21:51,965 --> 00:21:53,205 And a couple... 478 00:21:54,885 --> 00:21:57,165 I know, that's why I want it to be a wonderful party. 479 00:21:57,685 --> 00:21:59,725 With you, with her... 480 00:23:08,285 --> 00:23:09,285 Here we are! 481 00:23:12,925 --> 00:23:15,285 It's been ages since I danced like that. 482 00:23:16,085 --> 00:23:18,525 - Feels good, doesn't it? - Thank you, it was wonderful. 483 00:23:20,125 --> 00:23:22,805 This idea of a regular guy is completely stupid. 484 00:23:22,885 --> 00:23:24,885 I think it's impossible, actually. 485 00:23:24,965 --> 00:23:26,725 I don't want a star, but not a guy 486 00:23:26,805 --> 00:23:28,845 who doesn't understand anything about my job either. 487 00:23:30,325 --> 00:23:31,645 A small star then! 488 00:23:38,245 --> 00:23:41,605 Well... Oh my. It's late. 489 00:23:42,645 --> 00:23:46,685 I'm going to go... Goodnight, "Chantal"! 490 00:23:49,245 --> 00:23:50,285 Goodnight, Gabriel. 491 00:23:52,925 --> 00:23:53,925 Call me? 492 00:24:08,525 --> 00:24:10,125 - Sheila? - Yes, ma'am. 493 00:24:10,205 --> 00:24:11,885 Can you open the door? I'm cold! 494 00:24:17,765 --> 00:24:21,405 - Noémie? Are you free tonight? - Tonight? 495 00:24:21,485 --> 00:24:24,045 For an amazing theater production, beyond sold out, 496 00:24:24,125 --> 00:24:25,565 I had a hard time getting an invite. 497 00:24:25,645 --> 00:24:27,805 But I have to go to the screening of Hippolyte's film. 498 00:24:28,005 --> 00:24:30,141 And there are actors I'm interested in in the show I can't go to. 499 00:24:30,165 --> 00:24:31,645 Maybe you could be my headhunter? 500 00:24:33,645 --> 00:24:36,005 Sorry, I really can't tonight. 501 00:24:37,205 --> 00:24:38,565 You're not seeing Philippe I hope? 502 00:24:38,725 --> 00:24:39,725 No... 503 00:24:41,405 --> 00:24:44,325 Don't you relapse, okay? That guy was hurtful! 504 00:24:44,405 --> 00:24:45,525 He was toxic waste! 505 00:24:46,165 --> 00:24:47,421 Now really, you're exaggerating. 506 00:24:47,445 --> 00:24:49,285 Friends are also there to point out the truths 507 00:24:49,365 --> 00:24:50,525 we'd prefer to forget. 508 00:24:50,605 --> 00:24:52,845 Yes, but we also experienced some wonderful things, 509 00:24:52,925 --> 00:24:54,405 and you shouldn't forget that either. 510 00:24:54,445 --> 00:24:56,365 - Yeah... - Well, yes... 511 00:24:56,765 --> 00:25:00,245 We actually freed each other... 512 00:25:00,605 --> 00:25:02,125 together, it's as if 513 00:25:02,205 --> 00:25:04,605 we became different from what we were in life. 514 00:25:05,725 --> 00:25:08,365 And physically, that was... 515 00:25:08,445 --> 00:25:09,485 - What? - Noémie, 516 00:25:09,765 --> 00:25:12,205 did you find the amendment to Kristin Scott Thomas's contract? 517 00:25:12,845 --> 00:25:14,565 Yes, it's coming, Mathias, just a second. 518 00:25:16,045 --> 00:25:17,885 And... yeah, it was... 519 00:25:17,965 --> 00:25:20,485 Sometimes, I just had to look at him in a certain way and, then, 520 00:25:20,565 --> 00:25:23,885 he'd get an erection, just like that. 521 00:25:23,965 --> 00:25:25,485 It was incredible! 522 00:25:25,885 --> 00:25:27,805 I felt like a sorceress. 523 00:25:27,885 --> 00:25:30,325 And then after, when he came in my arms, 524 00:25:30,925 --> 00:25:32,365 he was so surprised. 525 00:25:32,965 --> 00:25:37,645 He made such a tender little cry, 526 00:25:38,165 --> 00:25:39,565 so new... 527 00:25:39,845 --> 00:25:42,565 like a baby mammal discovering life. 528 00:25:46,485 --> 00:25:47,485 Noémie? 529 00:25:50,765 --> 00:25:52,565 Here it is, I've got it, Mathias! 530 00:25:54,885 --> 00:25:55,885 Thanks. 531 00:25:57,565 --> 00:25:59,365 Hi, Gabriel, did you sleep well? 532 00:25:59,445 --> 00:26:01,445 Hi, Monica. Yes, apparently he slept well, 533 00:26:01,525 --> 00:26:02,525 since he still hasn't arrived at the office. 534 00:26:02,525 --> 00:26:03,725 Are you his new assistant? 535 00:26:03,925 --> 00:26:05,845 No, I'm his boss. Hicham Janowski. 536 00:26:05,925 --> 00:26:06,925 Hello! 537 00:26:07,805 --> 00:26:09,685 Hello, Monica! Yes, it's... 538 00:26:09,965 --> 00:26:11,085 - Yes? - It's... 539 00:26:11,165 --> 00:26:12,325 it's me, it's Gabriel. 540 00:26:12,685 --> 00:26:14,045 - Yes, how are you? - Good... 541 00:26:14,525 --> 00:26:17,965 Listen, about your advertising contract division, 542 00:26:18,045 --> 00:26:20,205 I thought about it and... I might be interested. 543 00:26:20,685 --> 00:26:22,045 Oh, great! 544 00:26:22,485 --> 00:26:24,925 I'm so happy. You want to stop by the office to talk about it? 545 00:26:24,965 --> 00:26:26,605 Could you come by the house instead? 546 00:26:26,685 --> 00:26:28,565 I wanted to show you some photos for an ad, 547 00:26:28,645 --> 00:26:31,525 but they're very large format, not very practical to carry. 548 00:26:32,965 --> 00:26:34,125 Yes, hold on. 549 00:26:34,205 --> 00:26:35,325 Could you tonight? 550 00:26:38,405 --> 00:26:39,405 Yes, sure, great! 551 00:26:39,605 --> 00:26:42,445 I'll make you my secret risotto recipe. 552 00:26:42,805 --> 00:26:45,445 Okay. 8:30pm? 553 00:26:45,525 --> 00:26:46,525 Great! 554 00:26:47,005 --> 00:26:48,005 Bye! 555 00:26:51,685 --> 00:26:52,685 Sheila? 556 00:26:53,165 --> 00:26:55,285 Could you draw me a bath, please? 557 00:26:55,925 --> 00:26:56,925 Yes, ma'am. 558 00:26:56,925 --> 00:26:57,925 Thank you. 559 00:27:00,045 --> 00:27:02,245 WE HAVE TO TALK. 560 00:27:17,005 --> 00:27:20,125 NOT NOW, I'M TOO BUSY 561 00:27:39,565 --> 00:27:42,205 You poor thing, your bruxism hasn't improved. 562 00:27:42,285 --> 00:27:43,845 - What? - Bruxism. 563 00:27:43,925 --> 00:27:45,101 It's when you clench your teeth too hard. 564 00:27:45,125 --> 00:27:46,609 It can have serious pathological effects 565 00:27:46,610 --> 00:27:47,781 all the way down to your colon. 566 00:27:47,805 --> 00:27:50,685 Do I get up in your face? Mind your own ass, okay? 567 00:27:50,765 --> 00:27:52,325 Do I talk about your breath? 568 00:27:53,805 --> 00:27:55,045 Damn it! 569 00:28:16,325 --> 00:28:17,965 WATERFRONT VILLA 570 00:28:25,525 --> 00:28:27,725 I'm inviting you to diner this evening, you and Colette. 571 00:28:28,045 --> 00:28:30,725 - This evening? - Yeah. I made reservations. 8:30pm. 572 00:28:30,805 --> 00:28:32,965 Hold on... Why tonight? 573 00:28:33,045 --> 00:28:34,525 What's going on? Is there are problem? 574 00:28:34,645 --> 00:28:37,045 None at all. I just feel like eating well, that's all. 575 00:28:38,045 --> 00:28:39,045 And... 576 00:28:40,085 --> 00:28:42,325 We'll take the occasion to revise our pact. 577 00:28:42,405 --> 00:28:44,445 What? No! The pact is fine, Hicham. 578 00:28:44,525 --> 00:28:47,325 No. It needs a little update. I'm counting on you. 579 00:28:49,165 --> 00:28:51,325 Don't eat the whole jar, you'll ruin your appetite. 580 00:29:01,805 --> 00:29:04,405 PREMIÈRE INVITATION TO "LIFE IS A DREAM" 581 00:29:08,365 --> 00:29:10,365 It's right over there and it's free seating. 582 00:29:10,445 --> 00:29:11,605 - Thanks! - Have a good night. 583 00:29:11,845 --> 00:29:13,085 - Good evening. - Good evening. 584 00:29:13,165 --> 00:29:16,085 You should have a seat under the name Camille Valentini, please. 585 00:29:17,245 --> 00:29:19,445 Yes, and here you go. 586 00:29:19,525 --> 00:29:20,981 You enter over there, it's free seating. 587 00:29:21,005 --> 00:29:22,461 - Thank you, miss. - Have a good evening. 588 00:29:22,485 --> 00:29:23,605 Good evening. 589 00:29:29,965 --> 00:29:32,765 Excuse me, are you Camille Valentini? 590 00:29:33,765 --> 00:29:36,645 Sorry for jumping you, but I heard your name... 591 00:29:36,725 --> 00:29:38,765 You're the new agent at ASK, right? 592 00:29:39,205 --> 00:29:42,645 I'm Louise Galois, I'm an actress and a student at the conservatory. 593 00:29:44,005 --> 00:29:45,245 Yes. That's me. 594 00:29:46,645 --> 00:29:48,285 - Good evening, Louise. - Good evening. 595 00:29:49,485 --> 00:29:50,485 Are you going to see the show? 596 00:29:50,485 --> 00:29:52,645 Yes. But I have to get my ticket. 597 00:29:54,005 --> 00:29:56,685 - So maybe I'll see you later. - Yes, see you later, maybe. 598 00:30:03,805 --> 00:30:04,805 It's huge! 599 00:30:04,845 --> 00:30:07,765 I don't know anything about flowers, but I thought about a large vase. 600 00:30:07,845 --> 00:30:10,285 You did well, I love it! 601 00:30:10,645 --> 00:30:12,845 No one thinks to offer me large vases. 602 00:30:16,285 --> 00:30:17,285 Come! 603 00:30:18,245 --> 00:30:20,085 Is this the first time you've been to my house? 604 00:30:20,445 --> 00:30:22,445 Yes. It's beautiful! 605 00:30:24,965 --> 00:30:26,685 So? What are we going to talk about? 606 00:30:27,765 --> 00:30:29,405 Well... Image? 607 00:30:29,685 --> 00:30:30,805 Just like that? 608 00:30:31,965 --> 00:30:32,965 Come sit next to me. 609 00:30:36,205 --> 00:30:38,085 - You get down to business! - Yes... 610 00:30:38,525 --> 00:30:40,605 - Work, work! - No, it's... 611 00:30:41,485 --> 00:30:46,685 It's just... I have a thing at... 10pm. 612 00:30:46,765 --> 00:30:50,965 So, since this was arranged at the last minute, well, I... 613 00:30:51,045 --> 00:30:53,365 No, don't worry. It's my fault. 614 00:30:53,765 --> 00:30:55,765 I'm the one who makes you work late into the night. 615 00:30:55,845 --> 00:30:57,365 It's up to me to accommodate. 616 00:30:57,725 --> 00:31:01,205 We're going to work and you'll be gone by 10pm. 617 00:31:02,965 --> 00:31:07,045 But first, you're going to taste my risotto with mushrooms... 618 00:31:07,885 --> 00:31:09,045 poison mushrooms. 619 00:31:13,765 --> 00:31:16,085 Girolle mushrooms au jus, baby turnips, 620 00:31:16,165 --> 00:31:18,965 pearl corn and a generous drizzle of Bergues. 621 00:31:19,045 --> 00:31:20,125 Excuse me. A drizzle of... ? 622 00:31:20,245 --> 00:31:22,525 Bergues. It's a cheese similar to Maroilles. 623 00:31:22,765 --> 00:31:23,765 Okay. 624 00:31:23,885 --> 00:31:25,765 Alright, why are we here, really? 625 00:31:26,725 --> 00:31:28,125 How about I give you a minute? 626 00:31:28,445 --> 00:31:29,445 Yeah. 627 00:31:32,045 --> 00:31:34,565 I would like this little girl to know her story, that's all. 628 00:31:35,045 --> 00:31:36,645 - Yes, of course. - Of course. 629 00:31:36,725 --> 00:31:39,525 So we agree. The story is I'm her father. 630 00:31:40,645 --> 00:31:42,085 It's a very small part of the story. 631 00:31:42,405 --> 00:31:44,461 Yeah, it's the beginning. Without me, there's no story. 632 00:31:44,485 --> 00:31:47,205 So I'd like to acknowledge her. Officially. 633 00:31:47,485 --> 00:31:49,045 What? That's not at all what we decided. 634 00:31:49,925 --> 00:31:52,165 Perhaps. But it's my right. 635 00:31:52,765 --> 00:31:54,645 If you become the official father of this baby, 636 00:31:54,725 --> 00:31:56,285 then I will never really be her mother. 637 00:31:56,765 --> 00:31:59,005 And full adoption will never be possible. 638 00:31:59,285 --> 00:32:00,365 No, I looked into it. 639 00:32:00,445 --> 00:32:01,765 You can still make an adoption. 640 00:32:02,125 --> 00:32:04,805 Yes, but only with your consent. And that will revocable. 641 00:32:04,885 --> 00:32:07,405 And I won't have parental authority. I'll be a half-rate mother. 642 00:32:09,405 --> 00:32:11,245 Hicham, without Colette, 643 00:32:11,325 --> 00:32:13,445 I would have never kept this child. Never! 644 00:32:13,685 --> 00:32:14,685 Do you understand? 645 00:32:15,125 --> 00:32:16,901 So just because you slept with me out of pride, 646 00:32:16,925 --> 00:32:18,381 you want to chop her off the family tree? 647 00:32:18,405 --> 00:32:19,845 You slept with me out of pride, too! 648 00:32:20,085 --> 00:32:21,085 That's not the issue! 649 00:32:21,445 --> 00:32:22,885 You can just have another one. 650 00:32:22,965 --> 00:32:24,245 Get a donor. 651 00:32:24,485 --> 00:32:25,765 Why don't you have one, Colette? 652 00:32:26,765 --> 00:32:28,165 Because I can't have one. 653 00:32:33,165 --> 00:32:34,285 Well? 654 00:32:34,365 --> 00:32:37,765 Well... I don't know, it's... 655 00:32:37,845 --> 00:32:40,405 Advertising isn't the movies, the codes are different... 656 00:32:40,485 --> 00:32:42,285 But you know how to look at a woman. 657 00:32:42,365 --> 00:32:43,845 You know what you like or don't like? 658 00:32:44,325 --> 00:32:45,325 Well, yeah. 659 00:32:45,765 --> 00:32:48,005 So we agree: this is not at all arousing. 660 00:32:49,245 --> 00:32:50,765 Yes, I'd say a little... 661 00:32:50,845 --> 00:32:53,125 No, really, who is this lady? 662 00:32:53,205 --> 00:32:54,365 It's been so retouched. 663 00:32:54,445 --> 00:32:57,485 I have no facial expression, no skin texture! 664 00:32:57,565 --> 00:32:59,925 I don't even have elbows, look! 665 00:33:00,645 --> 00:33:02,885 Then again, people rarely look you in the elbows. 666 00:33:06,525 --> 00:33:08,805 I like how you look at me. 667 00:33:09,205 --> 00:33:10,205 You do? 668 00:33:10,205 --> 00:33:14,485 You gaze is good and sweet... I trust you. 669 00:33:14,565 --> 00:33:16,485 Good! That's great! 670 00:33:17,245 --> 00:33:19,085 And I like looking at you too. 671 00:33:22,525 --> 00:33:26,845 Listen, I'm... how do I put it, super flattered... 672 00:33:26,925 --> 00:33:30,005 That's not the problem. But... 673 00:33:30,085 --> 00:33:31,085 But? 674 00:33:32,405 --> 00:33:37,325 But you're my client... And it's just that... 675 00:33:37,925 --> 00:33:39,125 It's just taboo. 676 00:33:39,205 --> 00:33:42,045 That's true, it's taboo. 677 00:33:43,125 --> 00:33:44,125 Very taboo... 678 00:33:50,765 --> 00:33:51,925 Your mouth... 679 00:33:54,685 --> 00:33:55,765 I want your mouth. 680 00:34:19,125 --> 00:34:20,165 - Monica? - Yes? 681 00:34:21,365 --> 00:34:24,445 Excuse me, Monica... Excuse me, I need... 682 00:34:25,005 --> 00:34:26,405 Do you have a bathroom? 683 00:34:26,485 --> 00:34:28,005 - Right now? - Yes. 684 00:34:28,885 --> 00:34:32,605 But I never go to the toilet, we actresses are like that. 685 00:34:35,765 --> 00:34:37,245 Second door on the right. 686 00:34:38,445 --> 00:34:39,445 Thank you. 687 00:34:53,685 --> 00:34:54,685 What are you doing? 688 00:34:56,565 --> 00:34:57,565 Nothing... 689 00:34:58,805 --> 00:34:59,805 I'm going pee. 690 00:35:16,765 --> 00:35:18,165 You didn't like the risotto? 691 00:35:18,565 --> 00:35:20,085 I did, thank you. 692 00:35:22,365 --> 00:35:24,525 Andréa... It's Hicham's fault, damn it! 693 00:35:24,605 --> 00:35:26,565 He's putting a shitload of pressure on me, too! 694 00:35:26,885 --> 00:35:29,805 There are worse things than scoring with Monica Bellucci. 695 00:35:29,885 --> 00:35:31,405 Yeah, well, actually... 696 00:35:31,485 --> 00:35:33,165 You have to have a lot of self-confidence! 697 00:35:33,685 --> 00:35:35,141 And at the moment, it's not really... 698 00:35:35,165 --> 00:35:37,365 a sexual Everest, if you know what I mean. 699 00:35:38,965 --> 00:35:43,285 I swear... it was horrible! 700 00:35:43,365 --> 00:35:44,405 I saw her and I thought, 701 00:35:44,485 --> 00:35:46,685 "But, but this woman, she needs a wolf! 702 00:35:46,765 --> 00:35:48,965 She needs... a wild animal!" 703 00:35:49,045 --> 00:35:51,100 And there I was, like a piece of shit, 704 00:35:51,101 --> 00:35:53,325 a little hedgehog curled up in ball! 705 00:35:53,805 --> 00:35:55,205 She's so beautiful and... 706 00:35:55,285 --> 00:35:59,125 she's so sensual, and... I swear, I ruined everything! 707 00:35:59,205 --> 00:36:01,165 Damn it... I'm the one she needed! 708 00:36:01,245 --> 00:36:02,405 - Sir! - Yes? 709 00:36:02,485 --> 00:36:04,821 - Your taxi's here, can I have my phone back? - Thanks. 710 00:36:04,845 --> 00:36:07,285 Sorry, I have to grab my taxi. 711 00:36:07,365 --> 00:36:10,245 Prepare the couch for me, okay? Bye. 712 00:36:10,765 --> 00:36:11,765 - Thank you, ma'am. - You're welcome. 713 00:36:11,765 --> 00:36:12,765 - Thank you. - No problem. 714 00:36:12,765 --> 00:36:14,365 - Watch out, dog. - There you go. 715 00:36:15,765 --> 00:36:16,765 Goodbye, ma'am! 716 00:36:25,525 --> 00:36:27,285 WE HAVE TO TALK. NOW. 717 00:36:32,885 --> 00:36:35,605 I don't think she'll want to tonight. 718 00:36:43,365 --> 00:36:45,485 What is Gabriel up to? He's still not here. 719 00:37:12,765 --> 00:37:13,805 Come in! 720 00:37:16,925 --> 00:37:17,925 Have a seat. 721 00:37:22,325 --> 00:37:24,405 What was that show you put on for everyone yesterday? 722 00:37:24,445 --> 00:37:26,445 It was extremely embarrassing. 723 00:37:27,605 --> 00:37:28,781 We can't go on like this, Noémie. 724 00:37:28,805 --> 00:37:30,045 I agree with you, 725 00:37:30,125 --> 00:37:32,405 we can't keep working together, Mathias. 726 00:37:33,005 --> 00:37:34,925 Actually, I'm leaving. 727 00:37:37,125 --> 00:37:40,965 I was contacted by a headhunter. 728 00:37:42,645 --> 00:37:43,645 He sought me out. 729 00:37:44,365 --> 00:37:46,645 Yes. My profile is in high demand 730 00:37:46,725 --> 00:37:48,125 and he made me an offer... 731 00:37:49,165 --> 00:37:50,645 a very interesting offer. 732 00:37:51,125 --> 00:37:52,165 - Really? - Yes. 733 00:37:53,645 --> 00:37:54,645 In Boulogne. 734 00:37:55,445 --> 00:37:57,845 And I accepted. So I'm leaving. 735 00:37:57,925 --> 00:37:58,925 I'm leaving the agency. 736 00:38:00,165 --> 00:38:01,165 When? 737 00:38:02,725 --> 00:38:05,485 Effective immediately. So yes, now. 738 00:38:11,525 --> 00:38:12,525 Yes? 739 00:38:12,725 --> 00:38:15,965 I couldn't be more surprised because we gave everything back... 740 00:38:16,645 --> 00:38:17,965 Hold on a sec, Corinne. 741 00:38:18,845 --> 00:38:19,845 Are you okay, Noémie? 742 00:38:20,965 --> 00:38:22,405 Yeah... I have to go. 743 00:38:23,725 --> 00:38:24,845 What's going on? 744 00:38:26,005 --> 00:38:28,205 Everything's fine. I'll call you. 745 00:38:29,485 --> 00:38:30,485 Noémie? 746 00:38:31,765 --> 00:38:33,045 Noémie? Talk to me! 747 00:38:40,405 --> 00:38:42,885 Antoine, who put my things in my office? 748 00:38:42,965 --> 00:38:43,965 Me. 749 00:38:44,205 --> 00:38:45,685 Monica dropped them off this morning. 750 00:38:47,685 --> 00:38:48,685 That was nice. 751 00:38:49,325 --> 00:38:50,725 What are you doing, Gabriel? 752 00:38:51,805 --> 00:38:54,605 Nothing. Nothing that concerns you, anyway. 753 00:38:54,685 --> 00:38:56,925 Oh yeah, I forgot. "The list is sacred." 754 00:38:57,005 --> 00:38:58,005 Exactly! 755 00:38:58,045 --> 00:39:00,445 Here, she left a note for you. Read it. 756 00:39:04,965 --> 00:39:07,285 "Gabriel, do I still have an agent?" 757 00:39:07,365 --> 00:39:08,445 Yes, of course I read it! 758 00:39:08,765 --> 00:39:11,165 So my question is, Gabriel, do you still have a list? 759 00:39:13,245 --> 00:39:14,765 If you want to fire me, 760 00:39:14,845 --> 00:39:17,085 then fire me right now, once and for all. 761 00:39:17,365 --> 00:39:18,565 I'm tired of this. 762 00:39:20,725 --> 00:39:22,365 Hervé, tell me... 763 00:39:22,645 --> 00:39:25,045 Did Noémie talk to you about a job offer? 764 00:39:25,125 --> 00:39:26,765 In Boulogne? A headhunter? 765 00:39:26,845 --> 00:39:28,605 What? No, not at all. 766 00:39:29,805 --> 00:39:30,805 Boulogne? 767 00:39:31,725 --> 00:39:32,725 Yes, Catherine? 768 00:39:34,525 --> 00:39:35,525 What meeting? 769 00:39:37,485 --> 00:39:38,605 Oh yes, of course! 770 00:39:39,725 --> 00:39:42,125 Okay, fine. At the corner of Rue Cambon? 771 00:41:04,205 --> 00:41:05,205 Ma'am? 772 00:41:06,805 --> 00:41:08,245 Ma'am, are you alright? 773 00:41:09,645 --> 00:41:11,965 Noémie? Noémie! 774 00:41:13,205 --> 00:41:15,845 Noémie? Call the paramedics! 775 00:41:16,205 --> 00:41:17,445 Hurry up! An ambulance! 776 00:41:17,525 --> 00:41:20,285 Call the police! The paramedics... I don't know! 777 00:41:20,365 --> 00:41:23,525 I'm on the corner of Rue Cambon, 778 00:41:23,605 --> 00:41:25,765 a woman's been hit by a car. 779 00:41:28,325 --> 00:41:29,645 - Don't move! - It hurts! 780 00:41:29,965 --> 00:41:31,765 Damn it... 781 00:41:32,445 --> 00:41:35,885 - How long until they arrive? - ... can't move my head... 782 00:41:35,965 --> 00:41:36,965 Good evening! 783 00:41:38,605 --> 00:41:41,525 - Sorry, excuse me... - I'm not used to this. Usually, it's playback. 784 00:41:44,325 --> 00:41:46,885 Good evening, everyone. Thanks for being here. 785 00:41:47,645 --> 00:41:49,805 The movie you're about to see, I think it's... 786 00:41:49,885 --> 00:41:52,645 I think it's everything I am, which means not much and... 787 00:41:52,725 --> 00:41:53,725 a lot of hair. 788 00:41:55,165 --> 00:41:57,445 Above all, it's a movie about our species. 789 00:41:57,525 --> 00:42:00,525 Not what we are, but what we leave behind. 790 00:42:00,805 --> 00:42:03,965 The forest is kind of like our mother, 791 00:42:04,045 --> 00:42:07,165 and the ocean, our dad... Yeah. 792 00:42:07,245 --> 00:42:09,805 And we... Well, we sing, 793 00:42:09,885 --> 00:42:14,045 we make love, with the same intensity, I think, 794 00:42:14,125 --> 00:42:16,485 as a beluga or a wild boar. 795 00:42:16,565 --> 00:42:17,861 Thank you for being here, really. 796 00:42:17,885 --> 00:42:21,165 Thank you for supporting me in this completely insane dream. 797 00:42:21,245 --> 00:42:25,525 And thank you, Sofia, divine, iconic, charming Sofia! 798 00:42:26,845 --> 00:42:28,445 Thank you for trusting me! 799 00:42:28,525 --> 00:42:29,965 Wanna say a quick word? 800 00:42:30,045 --> 00:42:31,125 No... 801 00:42:32,125 --> 00:42:33,805 Well, enjoy the movie. 802 00:42:36,325 --> 00:42:39,605 Just to finish, I know he's out there. 803 00:42:39,685 --> 00:42:41,925 I want to give a big thank you, 804 00:42:42,005 --> 00:42:44,525 a special thank you to my agent, Gabriel Sarda. 805 00:42:44,605 --> 00:42:46,165 Thank you from the bottom of my heart! 806 00:42:46,405 --> 00:42:48,095 When we lost funding from France 2, 807 00:42:48,096 --> 00:42:49,445 I thought everything would collapse. 808 00:42:49,925 --> 00:42:52,565 But you, you fought, you moved heaven and earth 809 00:42:52,645 --> 00:42:53,645 to make this movie, 810 00:42:54,365 --> 00:42:56,205 and we found the money and the movie happened. 811 00:42:56,285 --> 00:42:59,005 So, thank you Gabriel, from the bottom of my heart, thank you! 812 00:42:59,085 --> 00:43:00,365 Enjoy the screening, everyone! 813 00:43:07,165 --> 00:43:10,685 That clear morning when I saw you diving into the lake's purple waters 814 00:43:11,845 --> 00:43:14,365 Wild and nearly naked 815 00:43:15,125 --> 00:43:17,765 You awoke the beast in me 816 00:43:18,845 --> 00:43:22,805 O! Miss Artemis! Why this desire to flee 817 00:43:23,725 --> 00:43:25,925 The benefits and orifices 818 00:43:26,005 --> 00:43:27,165 Of our union Météor 819 00:43:32,085 --> 00:43:34,845 It is I who dive, o my beautiful fawn 820 00:43:35,645 --> 00:43:37,685 In your fey eyes 821 00:43:38,805 --> 00:43:40,165 I promise you we will tremor 822 00:43:40,245 --> 00:43:42,525 One day to exchange our fluids 823 00:43:42,965 --> 00:43:44,445 But not today, it is too embarassing. 824 00:43:44,845 --> 00:43:46,621 Do you see the owl and the badger watching us? 825 00:43:46,645 --> 00:43:50,165 Yes, but... Nature is not only around us. 826 00:43:51,005 --> 00:43:52,005 It is in us. 827 00:43:52,765 --> 00:43:55,725 We too are creatures of the forest 828 00:43:56,605 --> 00:43:59,005 Children of the wood 829 00:43:59,085 --> 00:44:03,005 We give thanks to nature 830 00:44:03,085 --> 00:44:06,205 It is down here 831 00:44:06,285 --> 00:44:10,565 That we will make offspring 832 00:44:26,725 --> 00:44:28,885 Oh, yes! Undress me! 833 00:44:33,005 --> 00:44:34,125 Yes, like that! 834 00:44:35,045 --> 00:44:36,725 Yeah, keep going! Keep going! 835 00:44:36,805 --> 00:44:38,925 Oh, I feel free! 836 00:44:39,365 --> 00:44:40,365 Oh, yes! 837 00:44:40,365 --> 00:44:42,125 Free! 838 00:45:09,445 --> 00:45:10,485 You smoke now? 839 00:45:12,205 --> 00:45:15,405 No, I bummed a cigarette off the guy at the counter. 840 00:45:16,125 --> 00:45:18,605 But it's too strong. It's making my head spin. 841 00:45:19,525 --> 00:45:20,525 Give it here, please. 842 00:45:28,085 --> 00:45:29,965 Yeah... It's really strong. 843 00:45:37,765 --> 00:45:38,765 Sorry... 844 00:45:39,845 --> 00:45:42,261 I left the theater but it's not because the movie wasn't good. 845 00:45:42,285 --> 00:45:44,805 - No, it's because I'm naked all the time. - Right. 846 00:45:44,885 --> 00:45:45,885 It's horrible. 847 00:45:46,005 --> 00:45:47,165 That's not quite the word... 848 00:45:47,565 --> 00:45:48,605 I really don't understand. 849 00:45:48,610 --> 00:45:49,939 I'm wearing clothes in so many scenes, 850 00:45:49,940 --> 00:45:51,141 it's like they were all cut in editing. 851 00:45:51,165 --> 00:45:52,381 That's not what he remembered about you... 852 00:45:52,405 --> 00:45:53,405 Stop right now. 853 00:45:53,525 --> 00:45:54,525 I can't stand that. 854 00:45:54,685 --> 00:45:55,685 I didn't say anything. 855 00:45:56,325 --> 00:45:57,845 Nothing happened with Julien. 856 00:45:57,925 --> 00:45:59,285 I'm telling you for the last time. 857 00:45:59,645 --> 00:46:01,365 You worked yourself up, 858 00:46:01,445 --> 00:46:03,805 so stop giving me a guilt trip every time we see each other. 859 00:46:04,205 --> 00:46:05,205 Okay. 860 00:46:05,445 --> 00:46:07,605 You should be thankful I didn't tell him anything. 861 00:46:09,245 --> 00:46:11,365 I'm sorry... 862 00:46:12,325 --> 00:46:14,365 but thank you for not saying anything to Julien. 863 00:46:15,765 --> 00:46:17,325 It's not up to me to do it. 864 00:46:18,645 --> 00:46:19,965 That was really weird, right? 865 00:46:20,965 --> 00:46:22,925 You slept through half the movie, 866 00:46:23,005 --> 00:46:24,685 no wonder you didn't understand everything. 867 00:46:25,405 --> 00:46:26,405 I was exhausted. 868 00:46:26,845 --> 00:46:29,805 Seriously, I can't tell if it was a flop or genius. 869 00:46:30,405 --> 00:46:31,685 What are we going to say to him? 870 00:46:32,045 --> 00:46:34,205 Well, just say, "It's very unique." 871 00:46:34,765 --> 00:46:36,525 Or "It's very courageous," that always works. 872 00:46:38,405 --> 00:46:39,405 Bravo! 873 00:46:40,525 --> 00:46:41,525 Bravo! 874 00:46:48,725 --> 00:46:49,885 - Everything okay? - Yes. 875 00:46:50,765 --> 00:46:52,845 This buffet is strange, it's all vegetarian. 876 00:46:52,925 --> 00:46:54,245 Looks like it, yeah... 877 00:46:54,685 --> 00:46:55,765 Is there cucumber in it? 878 00:46:56,165 --> 00:46:58,965 You're not drinking anything? I'll get you something. I'll be back. 879 00:47:01,445 --> 00:47:02,685 Bravo! Deeply moving. 880 00:47:02,765 --> 00:47:04,165 Thanks. That's nice of you. 881 00:47:05,485 --> 00:47:08,165 To me, your movie, it's like a long music video. 882 00:47:08,525 --> 00:47:10,925 Well, thanks. I'm going to... 883 00:47:11,005 --> 00:47:12,005 I wish you the best. 884 00:47:14,765 --> 00:47:16,165 Okay... Guys, 885 00:47:16,245 --> 00:47:19,765 you're going to have to tell me honestly what you thought of my movie. 886 00:47:19,845 --> 00:47:22,725 And don't use the words "unique", "courageous"... 887 00:47:22,805 --> 00:47:25,045 ten people have told me the same thing, 888 00:47:25,125 --> 00:47:26,885 I can't take anymore, I'm going to lose it! 889 00:47:28,645 --> 00:47:30,605 I'm not kidding, it's all platitudes. 890 00:47:31,285 --> 00:47:34,805 You put your whole heart into your work, 891 00:47:34,885 --> 00:47:37,685 and no one gives a damn enough to say something real. 892 00:47:38,245 --> 00:47:40,245 The bush-pubis allegory, for example. 893 00:47:40,325 --> 00:47:41,605 You got that? 894 00:47:42,085 --> 00:47:44,165 I don't know about you, but I definitely did! 895 00:47:44,525 --> 00:47:47,125 That's reassuring, because I was starting to wonder. 896 00:47:47,525 --> 00:47:49,765 - No! - You shouldn't. 897 00:47:49,845 --> 00:47:52,645 - Thank you, guys. - Bravo, Julien! 898 00:47:52,725 --> 00:47:53,805 The bush-pubis? 899 00:47:55,445 --> 00:47:56,445 Excuse me. 900 00:47:56,845 --> 00:47:57,845 Hello, Camille! 901 00:47:58,245 --> 00:47:59,365 Hello! 902 00:48:00,805 --> 00:48:01,845 Hello... 903 00:48:03,685 --> 00:48:07,965 Yeah, I was a little shy last night, but... 904 00:48:08,045 --> 00:48:10,045 I'd really like you to represent me. 905 00:48:10,685 --> 00:48:12,085 Well, thank you. But I'm... 906 00:48:12,405 --> 00:48:14,565 And I even talked about you to Vincent, 907 00:48:14,645 --> 00:48:17,045 you know, the one who played King Basil yesterday? 908 00:48:17,125 --> 00:48:18,405 He also wants to change agents, 909 00:48:18,485 --> 00:48:20,885 so I told him "You have to meet Camille Valentini, 910 00:48:20,965 --> 00:48:22,325 the new agent at ASK." 911 00:48:22,605 --> 00:48:24,645 No, really, what we need is... 912 00:48:24,725 --> 00:48:25,965 someone really motivated, 913 00:48:26,045 --> 00:48:28,925 not an old jaded agent with 10,000 actors on his list. 914 00:48:29,205 --> 00:48:30,645 You know what I mean! 915 00:48:30,725 --> 00:48:32,205 Hi. Camille. 916 00:48:32,285 --> 00:48:35,325 Hi! That's funny. You're both named Camille? 917 00:48:41,285 --> 00:48:42,485 I'll be back. 918 00:48:44,045 --> 00:48:45,205 I was going to tell you. 919 00:48:45,285 --> 00:48:47,445 I didn't do it on purpose, it just came to me... 920 00:48:47,525 --> 00:48:48,525 It just hit me... 921 00:48:48,965 --> 00:48:50,645 It just hit you, like that, to use my name? 922 00:48:51,405 --> 00:48:53,605 You're the one who came to me asking for help! 923 00:48:54,045 --> 00:48:56,021 In 24 hours of prospecting, I bring you two talents. 924 00:48:56,045 --> 00:48:57,981 - Look on the bright side. - The bright side of what? 925 00:48:58,005 --> 00:49:00,525 We can both be Camille Valentini. We can do everything together. 926 00:49:00,645 --> 00:49:03,485 Divide the list, the work... It will be easier, for both of us. 927 00:49:03,925 --> 00:49:05,085 You're insane. 928 00:49:15,125 --> 00:49:18,445 I'm sorry, I may have ruined your evening. 929 00:49:18,525 --> 00:49:21,325 Are you kidding? It's me, I'm devastated. 930 00:49:25,445 --> 00:49:28,885 Well... thanks for taking me home. 931 00:49:29,405 --> 00:49:30,405 I'm going to... 932 00:49:38,085 --> 00:49:41,805 Wait, let me help you. 933 00:49:46,365 --> 00:49:47,365 Well... 934 00:49:53,685 --> 00:49:55,925 Where should I put this? 935 00:49:57,045 --> 00:49:59,965 There. On the table, Mathias. Thank you. 936 00:50:03,685 --> 00:50:05,045 Your place is cute! 937 00:50:05,885 --> 00:50:07,045 Thanks. 938 00:50:08,365 --> 00:50:11,325 Would you like us to make you something to drink, to eat? 939 00:50:11,405 --> 00:50:12,965 I can make soup from nothing! 940 00:50:13,045 --> 00:50:14,885 No, that's okay. Don't bother. 941 00:50:14,965 --> 00:50:16,445 Catherine, shall we go? 942 00:50:16,525 --> 00:50:18,205 We should let Noémie rest. 943 00:50:18,285 --> 00:50:19,285 Are you sure? 944 00:50:19,285 --> 00:50:22,245 Yes. Really. Everything's fine! 945 00:50:23,245 --> 00:50:25,005 It's not like I'm paralyzed... 946 00:50:30,125 --> 00:50:32,445 Wait, I'm sorry, but it has to be said. 947 00:50:34,525 --> 00:50:37,125 Mathias told me everything in the emergency room. 948 00:50:40,245 --> 00:50:41,925 And... You know, Noémie, 949 00:50:42,005 --> 00:50:44,325 we're guided by unconscious desire. 950 00:50:45,005 --> 00:50:48,445 And they say that most accidents are deliberate mistakes so... 951 00:50:48,525 --> 00:50:49,645 let me ask you: 952 00:50:49,725 --> 00:50:53,525 might there be a small part of you, deep down, that regrets it? 953 00:50:56,365 --> 00:50:59,365 You're not going to leave ASK for a job in Boulogne! 954 00:51:01,365 --> 00:51:03,445 No, but... actually... 955 00:51:03,525 --> 00:51:06,805 as I told Mathias, it's a headhunter. 956 00:51:07,165 --> 00:51:08,525 So I can't pull out. 957 00:51:08,605 --> 00:51:11,485 Noémie is very competent, it's not surprising she's in demand. 958 00:51:11,565 --> 00:51:13,125 Who cares about headhunters? 959 00:51:13,725 --> 00:51:15,221 I know it's none of my business, but... 960 00:51:15,245 --> 00:51:17,205 perhaps this isn't the right time, Noémie? 961 00:51:19,445 --> 00:51:20,445 Mathias? 962 00:51:22,805 --> 00:51:25,085 He's not good at saying this kind of thing... 963 00:51:25,165 --> 00:51:28,205 but I know how much you mean to him. 964 00:51:33,165 --> 00:51:34,925 Yes. That's true. 965 00:51:36,885 --> 00:51:37,885 There! 966 00:51:38,845 --> 00:51:42,845 Well, I'm going to think about it anyway. 967 00:51:51,845 --> 00:51:52,845 Yes? 968 00:51:53,205 --> 00:51:56,045 Monica? It's Gabriel. 969 00:52:03,645 --> 00:52:05,005 I'm the lowest. 970 00:52:07,125 --> 00:52:08,285 The worst coward. 971 00:52:09,725 --> 00:52:11,325 A scumbag. 972 00:52:12,045 --> 00:52:13,165 Garbage... 973 00:52:13,245 --> 00:52:15,085 That's enough. Don't overdo it. 974 00:52:15,765 --> 00:52:18,285 Let's face it, I'm really lower than shit. 975 00:52:18,525 --> 00:52:20,765 Stop whipping yourself, it's annoying. 976 00:52:22,485 --> 00:52:23,485 Now it's my turn. 977 00:52:23,805 --> 00:52:25,925 - What, you? - I also have something to say. 978 00:52:26,005 --> 00:52:27,285 I'm also ashamed. 979 00:52:28,005 --> 00:52:29,605 Didn't you see the spectacle I made? 980 00:52:29,685 --> 00:52:32,285 I'm the one with the problem, doing that to my agent! 981 00:52:32,365 --> 00:52:35,725 Putting a longterm, trusting relationship in danger. Why? 982 00:52:36,005 --> 00:52:37,685 Because I can't be alone for a while? 983 00:52:37,765 --> 00:52:39,325 That's not normal, darling! 984 00:52:39,405 --> 00:52:41,045 It's understandable... It's human. 985 00:52:41,125 --> 00:52:43,965 - I have difficultly being alone too. - Yes. 986 00:52:44,045 --> 00:52:45,445 It's hard for me... 987 00:52:45,805 --> 00:52:46,965 How long has it been for you? 988 00:52:49,845 --> 00:52:50,885 Three weeks. 989 00:52:51,645 --> 00:52:53,575 - Three weeks is nothing! - See! 990 00:52:53,585 --> 00:52:56,125 It's ridiculous! I'm so bad at being single. 991 00:52:56,205 --> 00:53:00,285 I don't know how, I hate it, I go round in circles, like a... 992 00:53:00,365 --> 00:53:01,365 a fly around a lightbulb. 993 00:53:01,405 --> 00:53:03,805 No, not a fly. 994 00:53:04,885 --> 00:53:06,845 - Has it been a long time for you? - Six months. 995 00:53:08,485 --> 00:53:11,165 And before that, I'd acquired quite a bit of experience. 996 00:53:12,005 --> 00:53:13,485 I got pretty good at it, actually. 997 00:53:13,845 --> 00:53:15,005 But I learned something, 998 00:53:15,525 --> 00:53:19,445 something unbeatable that makes being single enjoyable. 999 00:53:19,725 --> 00:53:20,805 And what's that? 1000 00:53:23,005 --> 00:53:24,005 Friendship. 1001 00:53:29,205 --> 00:53:32,725 Pardon me, I didn't even offer you a coffee or a tea. 1002 00:53:33,005 --> 00:53:34,325 I'd love a tea. 1003 00:53:35,965 --> 00:53:39,565 It's just... Sheila went to bed and... 1004 00:53:40,045 --> 00:53:41,125 when she's not here... 1005 00:53:47,085 --> 00:53:51,445 - So? - The kettle: I press the button to open the lid, 1006 00:53:51,525 --> 00:53:53,485 - I add the water... - How far do you fill it? 1007 00:53:55,285 --> 00:53:57,565 There... For two, about a half. 1008 00:53:58,045 --> 00:54:00,925 I put it on the stand, I start it up... 1009 00:54:01,005 --> 00:54:02,725 And the tea? You don't put the tea inside? 1010 00:54:02,805 --> 00:54:05,405 No, I put the tea in the teapot when it's hot. 1011 00:54:05,485 --> 00:54:06,925 Got it. 1012 00:54:07,645 --> 00:54:09,725 And now, you're going to give me a microwave lesson 1013 00:54:09,805 --> 00:54:11,005 and a steam oven lesson. 1014 00:54:11,925 --> 00:54:13,405 And that's a little more complicated. 1015 00:54:13,445 --> 00:54:14,445 Sheila? 1016 00:54:15,085 --> 00:54:16,085 Sheila? 1017 00:54:44,365 --> 00:54:45,365 Insomnia? 1018 00:54:47,685 --> 00:54:50,685 Look at your belly. It's ridiculous, it's too heavy. 1019 00:54:51,045 --> 00:54:52,205 No, it's not that either. 1020 00:54:53,125 --> 00:54:55,805 It's up here. It's a huge mess. 1021 00:54:55,885 --> 00:54:58,285 Eyes like this at 5 in the morning. Brain overheating... 1022 00:55:00,285 --> 00:55:02,005 Oh yeah, I know how that is. 1023 00:55:12,405 --> 00:55:14,285 What are you doing? 1024 00:55:15,125 --> 00:55:16,125 I need some air. 1025 00:55:19,045 --> 00:55:20,045 Thanks. 1026 00:55:24,805 --> 00:55:26,925 It's Hicham, I can't take it anymore, Gab. 1027 00:55:27,725 --> 00:55:29,005 I can't take it anymore. 1028 00:55:29,685 --> 00:55:31,885 He's smothering me, he's crushing you. That's enough. 1029 00:55:31,965 --> 00:55:33,725 I know. I can't take it either. 1030 00:55:37,045 --> 00:55:38,045 Oh, no! Me too! 1031 00:55:38,045 --> 00:55:40,085 How does he even do that? 1032 00:55:42,845 --> 00:55:43,845 What if we left? 1033 00:55:44,365 --> 00:55:45,541 Florence, can you make me a coffee? 1034 00:55:45,565 --> 00:55:46,965 What? Where? 1035 00:55:47,245 --> 00:55:49,165 We take all our talents. We start our own agency. 1036 00:55:50,005 --> 00:55:52,605 That's impossible. I mean, it's too risky. 1037 00:55:52,685 --> 00:55:53,685 Of course it's risky. 1038 00:55:53,725 --> 00:55:55,165 But we wouldn't be the first! 1039 00:55:55,765 --> 00:55:57,765 That's part of every agency. 1040 00:55:57,845 --> 00:55:58,965 Can you imagine? 1041 00:55:59,445 --> 00:56:01,325 That would mean being our own bosses. 1042 00:56:03,085 --> 00:56:06,165 But that wouldn't fix anything with Hicham. 1043 00:56:06,245 --> 00:56:09,045 Well, he knows we can't work together anymore now. 1044 00:56:10,125 --> 00:56:12,285 And Arlette? And Mathias? We ditch them? 1045 00:56:12,645 --> 00:56:13,885 Arlette will understand. 1046 00:56:13,965 --> 00:56:14,965 And Mathias, he's fine. 1047 00:56:14,965 --> 00:56:16,845 He's the last one to give lessons in solidarity. 1048 00:56:17,925 --> 00:56:19,965 What do we do... Will the actors follow us? 1049 00:56:20,285 --> 00:56:22,085 Of course! There's no reason why not. 1050 00:56:23,365 --> 00:56:24,565 We need to feel things out. 1051 00:56:25,005 --> 00:56:26,885 No. We definitely shouldn't feel things out. 1052 00:56:26,965 --> 00:56:30,125 We can't tell anyone, otherwise Hicham will start suspecting. 1053 00:56:33,205 --> 00:56:35,165 - So what do we do? - We take all the steps. 1054 00:56:36,725 --> 00:56:39,325 When we're ready, then we tell the actors. 1055 00:56:43,565 --> 00:56:44,805 And after that, Hicham. 1056 00:56:48,725 --> 00:56:49,805 Come on, let's do it. 1057 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:05,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.MY-SUBS.com - 77083

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