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Here's the check.
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I, uh... I think I got it
last time.
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I'm pretty sure it was me.
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Meg?
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No. Neither one of you
has ever picked up the check.
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Carl said someone has to pay.
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[All speaking at once]
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Why don't we draw for it?
Credit card roulette.
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Everybody put your card in.
Last one drawn pays.
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No crying.
Ah, a game of chance.
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Gentlemen, good luck.
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[Clears throat]
Luck be a lady...
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A real one, not like last time.
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This doesn't bode well
for my tip.
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No.
No, it doesn't.
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All right, first guy out is...
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Chris.
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Yes! Yes!
Thank you, sweet lord Jesus!
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Thank you.
The rest of you can suck it.
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And then there were two.
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What's the matter, Josh?
You nervous?
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Pressure getting to you?
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This is where I thrive...
The danger zone.
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The guy who doesn't
have to pay is...
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Josh.
Yes!
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No!
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Why does this
always happen to me?
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- Sorry, Glenn.
- Story of my life.
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Story of my God damn life!
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I try to live right,
pay my bills,
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big believer
in paying it forward,
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help your fellow man...
Oh, God.
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I just don't have any luck.
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I have nothing to believe in,
nothing to love,
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nothing to care about.
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Our souls are but shadows
of our failed selves!
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Jesus, Glenn.
It's just lunch.
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Is it? Is it?
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Hey, Glenn, your card...
It was declined.
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Yes!
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Thank you, lord Jesus!
Thank you!
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I never lost faith in you!
I'm back!
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Sync by mczolly
www.addic7ed.com
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You guys picking up
on all that between me and Meg...
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All that vibing?
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She's so rude to me.
It's clearly flirting.
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She's just working you
for tips.
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Meg's probably not even
her real name.
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You know how stripers have
fake names?
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It's the same for waitresses.
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"Meg"? [scoffs]
It's laughable.
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- Yeah, man, she's playing you
like a three-string fiddle.
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And once you're on the hook,
she'll drop her kid's name,
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which is always "dylan."
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And he needs money
for leg braces.
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She dances 'cause he can't.
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Guys, she doesn't have
a kid named Dylan,
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and her name is Meg.
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Or Cheyenne.
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Hey, Cheyenne, how's Dylan?
Hey.
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You smell great today.
Really?
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I'm super hungover.
I must be sweating Malibu.
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Wow.
They should bottle that.
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They already did.
It's called Malibu.
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Sounds like you had fun
last night.
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That's what they tell me.
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Yeah.
Here we go.
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Thank you, Morton kepper, cpa,
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father of morty kepper,
c-minus student.
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What's that?
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The kids in my class
are such dumbasses.
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I couldn't understand
how they were doing
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such a great job
on their homework.
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Then I realized
the parents are doing it.
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So why not take advantage?
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I sent little morty home
with my tax returns as homework.
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His dad gets them done
"toot sweet."
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Hey, I don't mind tattoos.
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But look at you.
You're scaring all my customers.
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It's a maori symbol of freedom.
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It represents strength
and prosperity.
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Well, the prosperity part
is wrong, 'cause you're fired.
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I'm gonna sue
for discrimination.
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You want my money?
Get in line, freak show.
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Get in line!
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Wow.
Did you hear that?
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No. I respect the privacy
of others.
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What happened?
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My dad is so stressed out.
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He's working way too hard.
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I've been trying to figure out
the perfect way to pay him back.
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This whole time,
it's been right under my nose.
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Why don't I work here?
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Help make cheddar creek
a real success.
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It's my chance to give back.
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I'm loving the hell
out of this idea.
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You and Meg will hook up
and get married.
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You adopt baby Dylan
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and run this place as a family.
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Dad, I can't stand to see you
like this.
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I want to help.
I want to work at cheddar creek.
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Josh, this restaurant
is all I have left.
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Please don't take it away.
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You're always saying that
this is a family restaurant,
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but you're the only one
in the family who works here.
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That's by design, Josh.
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Dad, remember,
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you can't spell "family"
without "am I."
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And, dad, I am.
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That's the dumbest thing
I ever heard.
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Who's bussing this table?
I just said, "I am."
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Come on, let me pitch in.
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It wouldn't just be me
helping you.
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You'd be helping me.
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Fine.
You're hired.
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Hey, dad, I do need
Fridays off.
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[With lisp]
Jeez, Josh, that's great
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you're gonna be working
at the restaurant.
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I can't wait
till I'm old enough.
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Slow down, chopper.
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You're growing up too fast
as it is.
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- Oh-ho.
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[Normal voice]
What game are you running?
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I know you're not going there
to actually wait tables.
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Do I look
like a punk-ass bitch to you?
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Jeremy, I'm really just
going there to work.
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You know, dad's put his faith
in me and my abilities.
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And I'd be doing a disserv...
Shut up.
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You're running inventory
out the back.
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Growing hydro on the roof.
I know you are, you s.O.B.
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I know it.
You're hysterical.
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Cut me in.
We're bros.
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Jeremy, I really just want
to help dad.
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Okay, okay.
I'll play your little game.
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But when I find out what it is,
I'll want a taste.
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Morning, boys.
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[With lisp] Dad, joshy's
gonna be a great waiter.
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Yeah. But I'm not gonna
just be a waiter.
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I've also got a lot
of great ideas.
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All right, Josh,
don't shoot too high.
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I just need you to buss tables,
nothing more.
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How about this one...
"Leftovers"?
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Yesterday's food
reheated today,
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half price,
"leftovers"... boom.
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Solid gold right there.
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Josh, that's disgusting,
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and it's definitely
a health code violation.
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Okay, well, you know what?
We're just brainstorming here,
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getting the creative juices
flowing.
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I'm just gonna shotgun
some ideas at you.
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When you hear one you like,
stop me, okay?
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- Okay.
- "Make your own sausage."
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Got a little creativity,
a lot of hand strength,
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you can twist up
a real good sausage.
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No, I hate that one.
Give me another one.
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Community stew, okay?
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We provide
a large cauldron of broth
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in the middle
of the restaurant.
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Anyone from town can show up,
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put whatever they want
in there... no questions asked.
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Definitely another
health code violation.
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Early bird special.
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You're over 60
and you come in with a parrot,
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you eat for free.
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Damn it, shut up!
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This is my son Josh.
He starts working here today.
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So treat him as I would...
With contempt.
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He gets no special privileges.
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In fact, I'm looking
for a reason to fire him,
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so keep your eyes peeled.
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Can I just say
that it's an honor...
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Grab a mop, Josh.
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[Affected voice]
Can I get a refill on my water?
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[Affected voice]
Yeah, service here sucks.
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All right, all right.
Hey, guys.
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[Normal voice] It's on, buddy.
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[Normal voice] Hey, you know,
one of the perks
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of knowing someone
who works at a restaurant
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is special orders...
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Things not on the menu.
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So we were thinking,
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how about a nice pu pu platter
for the table?
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- Yeah,
a nice three-tiered jobby.
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On the top, sizzling meats.
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In the middle,
crispy wontons and egg rolls.
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And on the bottom,
ice cream, huh?
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Work our way down.
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As much as I love that idea...
And it's inspired...
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I don't think so today.
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I got to start small...
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Baby steps.
[bell dings]
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Hey, move your ass, Franklin.
I'm paying you to work.
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Got it, dad.
See what I mean?
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I got to start on the floor,
earn his trust,
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and then I can make
all the moves
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that'll put this place
on the map
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and make my dad a success.
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Wow. It's like watching
the godfather
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without the words
"do not duplicate"
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burned across the screen.
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Here you go, son...
Chicken nuggies.
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[With lisp] Oh, thanks, dad.
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[Laughs]
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[Normal voice] Josh, get this
processed crap away from me.
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Get me a coffee, black,
and break an egg into it.
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What are you doing here?
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I thought I'd stop by,
see how things are going,
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how you're playing this.
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Jeremy, you really have
the wrong idea.
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I'm just here to help dad.
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I liked you better
where you were on the couch,
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where I could keep an eye
on you...
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Under the blanky
yanking your belly stick.
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This Josh...
Ambitious, hard-working...
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I don't buy it.
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You know, you're too young
to be this cynical.
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I have a vested interest
in keeping this place going.
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Don't mess it up.
Keep the change.
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Go buy yourself
something pretty.
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Wait, what about your coffee?
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Coffee's for you.
Wake up.
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[With lisp] Bye, dad!
Thanks for the nuggies!
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Love you, son!
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Look at us...
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Working together as a couple,
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completely in sync
with each other,
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like ridiculously so, right?
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Just a couple grill jockeys
slinging hash,
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really bonding in the midst
of all that stress.
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Finishing each other's...
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Sentences.
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It's very cute.
- Mm-hmm.
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Josh, I kind of made it a policy
not to date coworkers.
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- Really? When?
- When Derek got fired.
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If I date a guy I work with,
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I end up having sex
all the time.
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It's too intense.
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Then that
is a good policy, Meg.
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That's a...
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Great... great policy.
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Right.
But it wasn't until 1915
242
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when Henry Ford perfected
the assembly line.
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Eh, well, I'm your teacher.
I'm happy to help.
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Hey, for homework, really take
a look at that carburetor.
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It's making a pinging sound.
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Okay.
Hey, guys.
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Listen, I don't want
to be a hard-ass,
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but I got to move you
to a smaller table.
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00:09:34,812 --> 00:09:37,714
What, are you kidding?
We always get a booth.
250
00:09:37,749 --> 00:09:39,382
Yeah, but booths
are for three people.
251
00:09:39,417 --> 00:09:41,385
I got a really nice
two-top for you.
252
00:09:41,419 --> 00:09:44,555
- What the hell is a two-top?
This is bull[Bleep].
253
00:09:44,590 --> 00:09:46,590
Tell him, Chris.
Sit down. Check it out.
254
00:09:46,624 --> 00:09:50,027
You'll be really comfortable.
255
00:09:50,061 --> 00:09:51,461
It's so small!
256
00:09:51,496 --> 00:09:53,464
Where do you put the food,
on the floor?
257
00:09:53,499 --> 00:09:55,868
I'm looking right at Glenn.
258
00:09:55,902 --> 00:09:57,469
I can't look at Glenn
when I'm eating.
259
00:09:57,503 --> 00:09:58,936
People will think we're dating.
260
00:09:58,971 --> 00:10:00,439
Oh, great,
now I've made eye contact,
261
00:10:00,473 --> 00:10:01,673
and I can't look away.
262
00:10:01,707 --> 00:10:02,740
We are locked in.
263
00:10:02,774 --> 00:10:04,375
Why don't you put us in a cage?
264
00:10:04,410 --> 00:10:05,743
Damn it, Josh.
265
00:10:05,778 --> 00:10:08,314
This is not
how you treat humans!
266
00:10:08,348 --> 00:10:09,948
[Groans]
267
00:10:09,983 --> 00:10:12,952
I've never seen
either of you this angry.
268
00:10:12,986 --> 00:10:16,655
[Articles clattering
on the floor]
269
00:10:16,690 --> 00:10:20,793
Who's gonna clean this up?
I got to clean this up.
270
00:10:24,698 --> 00:10:27,434
Well, welcome home,
working man.
271
00:10:27,468 --> 00:10:30,237
Get some sleep...
Another big day tomorrow.
272
00:10:30,271 --> 00:10:31,672
Thanks, dad.
273
00:10:31,706 --> 00:10:33,373
You know, I think I've got
this waiter thing figured out.
274
00:10:33,408 --> 00:10:35,142
Tomorrow I want to spend
some time in the kitchen,
275
00:10:35,177 --> 00:10:36,343
maybe take a look at the books.
276
00:10:36,377 --> 00:10:37,879
Just focus on your job.
277
00:10:37,913 --> 00:10:39,280
You know, for the first
half of the day,
278
00:10:39,314 --> 00:10:40,681
you had your apron on
backwards.
279
00:10:40,715 --> 00:10:43,617
Right now I just need you
to be a waiter.
280
00:10:43,652 --> 00:10:45,853
- Yeah, but, dad...
- No buts. Good night.
281
00:10:45,888 --> 00:10:49,658
Oh, um, did you turn on
the alarm when you closed up?
282
00:10:49,693 --> 00:10:51,727
Of course. I want
to take care of our baby.
283
00:10:51,761 --> 00:10:54,163
My baby, Josh.
I'm its father.
284
00:10:54,197 --> 00:10:56,566
At best,
you're its weird Uncle.
285
00:10:56,600 --> 00:11:00,537
[Knocking at door]
286
00:11:00,572 --> 00:11:01,738
Hey, guys.
287
00:11:01,773 --> 00:11:04,041
We are here to tell you
we are super pissed
288
00:11:04,076 --> 00:11:06,043
at what you did to us today.
289
00:11:06,077 --> 00:11:09,412
Our feet touched.
That's technically flirting.
290
00:11:09,447 --> 00:11:10,847
But in the spirit
of forgiveness,
291
00:11:10,882 --> 00:11:13,383
we would like to extend
an olive branch
292
00:11:13,417 --> 00:11:17,454
in the form of an invitation
to a midnight showing of...
293
00:11:17,488 --> 00:11:18,721
[Imitates drumroll]
294
00:11:18,756 --> 00:11:20,824
Steven Seagal's
directorial debut,
295
00:11:20,858 --> 00:11:22,825
on deadly ground.
296
00:11:22,859 --> 00:11:26,196
- Are you serious?
- Serious as a Seagal attack.
297
00:11:26,230 --> 00:11:28,699
Ah, damn it.
I have to work tomorrow morning.
298
00:11:28,734 --> 00:11:31,069
- Dude, he fights a bear!
- You're killing me.
299
00:11:31,103 --> 00:11:32,703
You really are.
300
00:11:32,738 --> 00:11:34,104
Josh, hear us out.
301
00:11:34,138 --> 00:11:36,707
Steven Seagal
is a mystical martial artist
302
00:11:36,741 --> 00:11:38,543
and an environmentalist...
303
00:11:38,577 --> 00:11:40,011
The perfect weapon.
304
00:11:40,046 --> 00:11:42,047
He fights a bear and wins!
305
00:11:42,082 --> 00:11:45,051
Are you listening to us?
Guys, I can't.
306
00:11:45,086 --> 00:11:47,588
My dad's counting on me.
307
00:11:47,622 --> 00:11:50,024
The ground itself is deadly!
308
00:11:50,058 --> 00:11:51,058
I have work tomorrow too.
309
00:11:51,092 --> 00:11:53,427
Yeah, but I care about my job.
310
00:11:53,461 --> 00:11:54,962
Well, you have
an important job.
311
00:11:54,997 --> 00:11:57,230
You feed people.
You're making a difference.
312
00:11:57,265 --> 00:11:58,466
Josh, you got
to help us out here.
313
00:11:58,500 --> 00:11:59,934
We can't go
to a movie together.
314
00:11:59,968 --> 00:12:01,736
People are gonna think
we're dating.
315
00:12:01,770 --> 00:12:03,770
Yeah, people have already
seen us have an intimate meal,
316
00:12:03,805 --> 00:12:05,907
just the two of us...
And now at a movie?
317
00:12:05,941 --> 00:12:09,244
Word's gonna get out
Glenn and I are [Bleep]Ing.
318
00:12:09,279 --> 00:12:10,746
You got to help us, Josh.
319
00:12:10,780 --> 00:12:13,082
Just put a seat
in between you two guys.
320
00:12:13,116 --> 00:12:14,350
That never works.
321
00:12:14,384 --> 00:12:16,486
You're begging for a creep
to sit between you.
322
00:12:16,520 --> 00:12:18,621
I can't.
I'm sorry.
323
00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:21,425
Many times over, I'm sorry.
324
00:12:21,459 --> 00:12:25,162
Josh, let me explain
in some terms you'll understand.
325
00:12:25,196 --> 00:12:26,897
[Roars]
326
00:12:26,931 --> 00:12:28,333
And Seagal is like,
327
00:12:28,367 --> 00:12:30,934
[imitating Seagal] "Whoa,
you're not suppose to be here.
328
00:12:30,968 --> 00:12:32,036
Hiya!
329
00:12:32,070 --> 00:12:33,437
[Normal voice]
And the bear's like,
330
00:12:33,472 --> 00:12:37,208
"aah! Ah!
I'll kick your ass, Seagal!"
331
00:12:37,242 --> 00:12:38,275
And Seagal's like,
332
00:12:38,310 --> 00:12:39,811
[imitating Seagal]
"[bleep] Cool it."
333
00:12:39,846 --> 00:12:42,013
[Normal voice]
Psshhh. Come on, man!
334
00:12:42,047 --> 00:12:43,648
Just go.
Just leave.
335
00:12:46,351 --> 00:12:48,653
On your deathbed, you're gonna
remember this moment,
336
00:12:48,688 --> 00:12:50,188
and you're gonna ask yourself,
337
00:12:50,222 --> 00:12:52,558
"why didn't I go see that bear
fight Seagal?"
338
00:12:52,592 --> 00:12:56,028
You think I don't know that?
339
00:13:06,846 --> 00:13:08,448
What... what the hell
are you doing?
340
00:13:08,482 --> 00:13:10,084
I'm working, Carl.
341
00:13:10,118 --> 00:13:11,419
Also, I'll be calling you
"carl" now
342
00:13:11,453 --> 00:13:12,954
when we're discussing business.
343
00:13:12,988 --> 00:13:14,457
I read in a book
that it helps establish
344
00:13:14,491 --> 00:13:15,892
that we're equals.
345
00:13:15,926 --> 00:13:17,027
We're not equals.
346
00:13:17,061 --> 00:13:18,462
I'm the boss.
You're an employee.
347
00:13:18,497 --> 00:13:20,132
- But, Carl...
- Dad.
348
00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:23,169
- Carl-dad, I'm talking
about taking cheddar creek
349
00:13:23,204 --> 00:13:24,805
to the next level...
350
00:13:24,839 --> 00:13:28,511
Expanding,
franchise, all right?
351
00:13:28,546 --> 00:13:30,480
This location,
it'll always be the flagship.
352
00:13:30,514 --> 00:13:31,782
That's a given.
353
00:13:31,816 --> 00:13:33,184
But I'm looking at the numbers,
354
00:13:33,219 --> 00:13:35,121
and I think we could open
14 cheddar creeks
355
00:13:35,155 --> 00:13:36,557
in the next two years.
356
00:13:36,591 --> 00:13:38,660
Really? You think
we could open that many?
357
00:13:38,694 --> 00:13:40,029
I do. I do.
358
00:13:40,063 --> 00:13:42,132
You know, uh, not all of them
are gonna survive, okay?
359
00:13:42,167 --> 00:13:44,301
We're gonna lose at least three,
the flagship among them,
360
00:13:44,336 --> 00:13:45,970
bu..
What?
361
00:13:46,004 --> 00:13:48,007
Oh, now is not the time
to get sentimental, Carl.
362
00:13:48,041 --> 00:13:49,108
We're talking business.
363
00:13:49,142 --> 00:13:50,176
I can't believe
364
00:13:50,210 --> 00:13:52,078
I was actually on board
for a few seconds.
365
00:13:52,113 --> 00:13:53,547
This is unbelievable.
366
00:13:53,582 --> 00:13:56,018
It's progress, Carl.
It's a runaway train.
367
00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:58,021
So get on board,
or get out of the way,
368
00:13:58,055 --> 00:13:59,357
'cause it'll leave
your intestines
369
00:13:59,391 --> 00:14:01,928
all over the tracks.
370
00:14:06,302 --> 00:14:09,172
Hey, guys.
How was Seagal?
371
00:14:09,207 --> 00:14:10,607
Oh, if you took
the word awesome
372
00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:12,377
and put the best set
of tits on it,
373
00:14:12,411 --> 00:14:15,448
you'd still be halfway
to describing how great it was.
374
00:14:15,482 --> 00:14:17,117
Well, I'm sorry I missed that.
375
00:14:17,151 --> 00:14:18,619
Hey, again, I-I don't want
to be a hard-ass,
376
00:14:18,653 --> 00:14:20,756
but the booths,
they're for parties...
377
00:14:20,790 --> 00:14:22,158
Party of three!
Kevin!
378
00:14:22,193 --> 00:14:24,128
Hey. Hey.
379
00:14:24,162 --> 00:14:25,730
Who's Kevin?
380
00:14:25,764 --> 00:14:28,234
I'm Kevin.
You must be Josh.
381
00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:29,936
Yeah, man, that's our third.
382
00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:31,472
Last night at the movies,
383
00:14:31,506 --> 00:14:34,108
we left an empty seat
between us like you said,
384
00:14:34,143 --> 00:14:36,244
and let's just say
Kevin fit right in.
385
00:14:36,279 --> 00:14:38,482
We missed you last night.
386
00:14:38,516 --> 00:14:41,285
[All imitating fighting grunts]
387
00:14:41,319 --> 00:14:42,754
That's funny.
388
00:14:42,788 --> 00:14:44,591
Yeah, these are my new buds.
389
00:14:44,625 --> 00:14:46,093
Yeah, man, we're best buds.
390
00:14:46,127 --> 00:14:49,330
- Killer.
- What?
391
00:14:49,365 --> 00:14:50,832
That's our new
catchphrase... "Killer."
392
00:14:50,866 --> 00:14:52,501
Killer.
393
00:14:52,535 --> 00:14:54,303
Remember last night
when Seagal fought that bear?
394
00:14:54,338 --> 00:14:56,005
Oh, man, he really
let him have it.
395
00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:57,673
I love bears.
396
00:14:57,708 --> 00:15:00,077
Hey, you know
what that bear was...Killer.
397
00:15:00,111 --> 00:15:02,481
[Laughter]
Yeah. Yeah.
398
00:15:02,515 --> 00:15:04,484
That does sound pretty killer.
399
00:15:04,518 --> 00:15:07,190
You're not saying it right.
400
00:15:07,225 --> 00:15:09,461
Killer.
401
00:15:09,495 --> 00:15:11,965
No.
402
00:15:11,999 --> 00:15:13,634
- Killer.
- No.
403
00:15:13,668 --> 00:15:15,270
- Killer?
- Hey, come on, man.
404
00:15:15,304 --> 00:15:17,641
Stop already.
You're embarrassing yourself.
405
00:15:17,675 --> 00:15:18,876
Yikes!
406
00:15:18,910 --> 00:15:20,978
Hey, crazy party tonight.
You guys up for it?
407
00:15:21,013 --> 00:15:22,447
Oh, I got to work tomorrow.
408
00:15:22,482 --> 00:15:23,949
Any chance it'll go all night?
409
00:15:23,984 --> 00:15:26,187
Oh, we'll see the dawn,
my friend.
410
00:15:26,221 --> 00:15:27,689
Killer.
411
00:15:27,723 --> 00:15:30,727
Hey, uh,
three French dips, waiter.
412
00:15:30,761 --> 00:15:32,829
French dips...
Yeah, great choice.
413
00:15:32,864 --> 00:15:34,532
They're pretty killer.
414
00:15:34,566 --> 00:15:37,703
God damn it, Josh.
Stop mangling our catchphrase.
415
00:15:37,738 --> 00:15:39,907
- I'm saying it just like you.
- No, you're not!
416
00:15:39,941 --> 00:15:42,711
You're mangling it!
417
00:15:42,745 --> 00:15:45,113
Hey, waiter,
what's the special?
418
00:15:45,148 --> 00:15:46,849
Meloaf with gravy.
419
00:15:46,884 --> 00:15:48,519
Oh, not meatloaf and...
420
00:15:48,553 --> 00:15:50,021
[Mockingly] Killer?
421
00:15:50,056 --> 00:15:53,095
[Laughter]
422
00:15:53,129 --> 00:15:54,830
Hit the bricks, pally.
423
00:15:59,872 --> 00:16:02,310
Mom, I feel
like dad's missing out
424
00:16:02,344 --> 00:16:03,413
on a lot of opportunities.
425
00:16:03,447 --> 00:16:05,415
Shh, shh, shh.
I'm watching house.
426
00:16:05,450 --> 00:16:07,149
And I heard
that in this episode,
427
00:16:07,184 --> 00:16:08,551
he goes too far.
428
00:16:08,584 --> 00:16:10,585
Dad never listens
to my ideas and...
429
00:16:10,620 --> 00:16:13,390
Shh!
Here it comes.
430
00:16:15,828 --> 00:16:19,399
Nope.
He went just the right amount.
431
00:16:19,434 --> 00:16:20,768
You know, maybe by workinghere,
432
00:16:20,802 --> 00:16:23,239
I've alienated myself
from my friends.
433
00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:25,475
"F" them.
They're not really your friends.
434
00:16:25,509 --> 00:16:27,411
Oh, no,
they're my only friends.
435
00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:31,149
Hey, Josh, just so I can sleep,
436
00:16:31,184 --> 00:16:34,087
before you locked up,
you set the alarm, right?
437
00:16:34,122 --> 00:16:36,024
Yes.
438
00:16:36,059 --> 00:16:37,994
Damn it.
439
00:16:38,028 --> 00:16:40,363
Did you just say "damn it"?
440
00:16:40,398 --> 00:16:43,802
No.
441
00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:44,836
Damn it.
442
00:16:44,870 --> 00:16:48,208
I swear I keep hearing
"damn it"!
443
00:16:48,243 --> 00:16:49,410
Oh!
444
00:16:49,445 --> 00:16:52,715
House just went too far,
and I missed it.
445
00:16:52,749 --> 00:16:53,883
Damn it.
446
00:16:53,917 --> 00:16:56,319
I heard it again!
447
00:16:59,223 --> 00:17:02,159
[Dance music]
448
00:17:02,194 --> 00:17:10,340
♪ ♪
449
00:17:12,044 --> 00:17:15,181
- Jeremy, what's going on here?
- Cheddar beach night.
450
00:17:15,215 --> 00:17:17,184
You see why I don't want you
to mess this up.
451
00:17:17,218 --> 00:17:20,522
I get half the door.
This place is a gold mine.
452
00:17:20,557 --> 00:17:22,559
Are you gay?
453
00:17:22,593 --> 00:17:24,961
Yeah. I'm gay
for Benjamin Franklin.
454
00:17:24,996 --> 00:17:28,033
And these dudes have
some crazy disposable income.
455
00:17:28,068 --> 00:17:30,005
I can't believe dad
hasn't found out.
456
00:17:30,039 --> 00:17:31,373
And he won't.
457
00:17:31,408 --> 00:17:33,042
This is really impressive.
458
00:17:33,076 --> 00:17:34,477
Is it always this busy?
459
00:17:34,511 --> 00:17:36,380
Yeah, sometimes I have
to turn people away.
460
00:17:36,414 --> 00:17:40,052
Mind if I, uh, walk around,
check things out?
461
00:17:40,087 --> 00:17:42,755
It's called "cruising," Josh,
but go ahead.
462
00:17:42,789 --> 00:17:44,123
I'm sure there are a couple
of bankers
463
00:17:44,157 --> 00:17:45,158
that would like to meet you.
464
00:17:45,193 --> 00:17:52,537
♪ ♪
465
00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:57,009
- hey, guys.
- Hey!
466
00:17:57,044 --> 00:18:00,080
So this is your, uh,
killer party, huh?
467
00:18:00,114 --> 00:18:01,949
- Yeah, it's
a real sausage-palooza.
468
00:18:01,983 --> 00:18:05,120
Kevin brought us.
It's all dudes.
469
00:18:05,154 --> 00:18:06,789
I know.
It's killer.
470
00:18:06,824 --> 00:18:09,526
It would be more killer
if there were some ladies.
471
00:18:09,561 --> 00:18:12,431
- That's hilarious.
- Come on, we're out of here.
472
00:18:12,465 --> 00:18:14,968
Who wants mojitos?
I'm buying.
473
00:18:15,002 --> 00:18:18,071
Eh, it'd be rude to leave.
474
00:18:26,643 --> 00:18:28,850
Hey, Josh, what, are you turning
this into your home office?
475
00:18:28,879 --> 00:18:30,117
You don't see all those
dirty dishes there?
476
00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:31,456
- No, no, no.
- Right there!
477
00:18:31,491 --> 00:18:34,134
Dad, you're not gonna care
about dirty dishes
478
00:18:34,168 --> 00:18:35,840
once I tell you my new idea...
479
00:18:35,874 --> 00:18:38,753
Cheddar creek after dark.
480
00:18:38,787 --> 00:18:40,729
Dinner, cocktails.
Nope.
481
00:18:40,763 --> 00:18:42,503
Dad, there is a whole
clientele out there
482
00:18:42,537 --> 00:18:44,344
looking for something
to do in big lake,
483
00:18:44,378 --> 00:18:46,319
but everything around here
closes at 8:00.
484
00:18:46,353 --> 00:18:48,895
We'll get you a liquor license.
We'll have dancing.
485
00:18:48,929 --> 00:18:51,105
- Josh, I've heard enough.
- Enough that you love it?
486
00:18:51,139 --> 00:18:53,280
- Josh, that's a fine idea.
- Really?
487
00:18:53,315 --> 00:18:55,188
For another restaurant.
488
00:18:55,222 --> 00:18:57,263
That's not what I want
for this place.
489
00:18:57,297 --> 00:19:00,511
You know, dad, I feel like you
and I don't see eye to eye
490
00:19:00,545 --> 00:19:02,318
about the potential
for cheddar creek.
491
00:19:02,353 --> 00:19:03,490
No, we don't.
492
00:19:03,524 --> 00:19:05,432
And that's why
you shouldn't work here.
493
00:19:05,466 --> 00:19:06,603
Dad, I won't quit,
494
00:19:06,638 --> 00:19:08,243
'cause you don't quit
on family.
495
00:19:08,277 --> 00:19:09,650
I know you won't quit.
496
00:19:09,684 --> 00:19:12,361
And that's why
I'm firing you, so
497
00:19:12,395 --> 00:19:14,202
I feel like I let you down.
498
00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:15,976
I just think
that you're wasting your talent
499
00:19:16,010 --> 00:19:18,855
and your big ideas
on a small restaurant.
500
00:19:23,173 --> 00:19:24,847
That lasidea was mine.
501
00:19:24,881 --> 00:19:27,558
I would've given you credit.
502
00:19:27,593 --> 00:19:29,332
That's not the point.
It wouldn't have worked.
503
00:19:29,367 --> 00:19:32,444
The first rule of business
is knowing your limitations.
504
00:19:32,479 --> 00:19:35,088
Me, I throw parties.
That's what I do.
505
00:19:35,123 --> 00:19:37,130
I just feel like I really
could've taken cheddar creek
506
00:19:37,164 --> 00:19:38,703
to the next level, you know,
507
00:19:38,737 --> 00:19:40,109
turned it into a success.
508
00:19:40,144 --> 00:19:42,121
It already is...
It pays the bills,
509
00:19:42,155 --> 00:19:44,665
puts a roof over our head,
put you through college,
510
00:19:44,699 --> 00:19:47,745
and pays for these fake clothes
that I wear to fake school.
511
00:19:47,779 --> 00:19:49,787
For dad, that's success.
512
00:19:49,821 --> 00:19:51,694
You're a real smart kid.
513
00:19:51,729 --> 00:19:54,640
Hey, if you need a job,
we could use a barback...
514
00:19:54,675 --> 00:19:56,247
No shirts.
515
00:19:59,596 --> 00:20:01,369
Hey, m.
516
00:20:01,403 --> 00:20:05,152
Hey, I don't work here anymore,
so, uh, I'm available.
517
00:20:05,186 --> 00:20:06,625
Josh, bad timing...
518
00:20:06,659 --> 00:20:08,834
I'm back to dating guys
I work with.
519
00:20:08,869 --> 00:20:12,616
It turns out
I miss the intense sex.
520
00:20:12,651 --> 00:20:15,262
Very good policy.
521
00:20:18,143 --> 00:20:20,217
Hey. What, you here
toick us out again?
522
00:20:20,252 --> 00:20:23,397
No. My dad fired me.
You guys waiting for Kevin?
523
00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:25,204
No. We're not hanging out
with Kevin anymore.
524
00:20:25,238 --> 00:20:26,543
He said we were leading him on.
525
00:20:26,578 --> 00:20:28,887
He's not wrong.
We kind of were.
526
00:20:28,921 --> 00:20:29,857
You mind if I sit with you?
527
00:20:29,892 --> 00:20:33,909
These booths are made
for three.
528
00:20:33,943 --> 00:20:35,382
Killer.
529
00:20:35,417 --> 00:20:38,562
Uh, Josh,
we don't say that anymore.
530
00:20:38,597 --> 00:20:41,074
Sorry.
531
00:20:41,108 --> 00:20:43,283
Thank you, Meg.
532
00:20:45,862 --> 00:20:47,435
[Dance music]
533
00:20:47,469 --> 00:20:49,243
Excuse me.
534
00:20:49,277 --> 00:20:51,284
Touching is inappropriate.
Keep that in mind.
535
00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:53,108
I got to restock.
Guys, I just got to restock.
536
00:20:53,170 --> 00:20:54,253
Excuse me...
537
00:20:55,655 --> 00:21:00,326
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