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Take it.

If you enter the buiIding
with this petition,

there's a births and death section.

You'II find an aunt named
Vaidhegi there. - Okay.

Pay Rs. 10 and take a receipt from her.

You wiII find a peon aIso there.

If you pay him Rs. 100 he'II get you
your wife's death certificate.

Go... . go quickIy.

Rs. 10 is okay, why shouId I pay Rs. 100?

What do you do?- I am dairy farmer.

How do you miIk the cows?

I wiII feed cotton seeds, oiI cake,
bran to the cows to miIk it.

WiII it start miIking immediateIy?

We wiII appIy oiI to the
teats and massage it.

Treat this aIso as massaging.

Don't shout here, Iadies.
If you want water, drink Coovum water.

AII avaiIabIe water has been sent to
big shot's marriage. Go and shout there.

Looks Iike you're dejected.
What's your probIem?

No probIem, I've worn out
my sIippers visiting this pIace.

Change your sIippers.

How much did you pay as bribe?
- I paid a grand.

It's not enough. You must fiII
aII their 4 pockets.

Sir... - What's this man you've
become a pain in my neck?

How many times do I have to teII you.
Document is out-dated and invaIid.

Why did you then take the bribe?

To check whether the document
is vaIid or not, get Iost man.

What's this injustice?

What's this man?

You claim to have sent it.

Neither your man nor
the money has come to me.

You're pestering me to
sign the papers.

What? Have you sent it?

I hasn't reached me yet.

One minute. A person has come here.

Did you bring it?

I think, it is your man.

Mr. Kumar, don't sent anyone
for next 15 minutes, okay.

Are these bundIes from the bank?
They aren't in seriaI numbers, are they?

Because, I may face probIem Iater.

Take it out.

What's this?

Are you pIaying with me?

Who are you?

Get out.

Sir, l'm Kumar speaking.

A man sent by Pappuji is waiting outside.
Shall l send him in?

It's me sir.

What do you want?- I want Iicense to
run heavy duty trucks.

Who wants it?- Me.

Do you've aII the papers?

I have aII the papers Iike
Ration card, LMV etc.

Give them to me.

Rejected.

Why did you reject, when I've
presented aII the necessary documents?

Dog, why're you barking at him?

He's such a great officer,
you're misbehaving with him. Shut up.

Without the most important paper
he insists on getting a Iicense.

Don't get tensed officer.
I'II take care.

Go man. Listen to me.

Listen, your face is Iike wet toweI.
I wiII squeeze it. . , go man.

If you come to me,

Get an inter-state tourist permit.
Earth mover, oiI tanker.

water tanker, conductor, driver...

why did you bring an LLR to me?
What's your name?- LLR... No Reshma.

Okay Reshma.

Get photocopies of ration card,
MC & S. S. L. C certificate.

Bring this appIication fiIIed
aIong with 7 copies of your photo.

TeII her cIearIy man.

Go... - If you jump queue
you wiII be thrashed.

Greetings.

Parthasarathy.

Great, how did you know my name?

It's written boIdIy on your forehead.
What do you want?

I want a driving Iicense.

Pay Rs. 365. - They said
it's just Rs. 35.

You can get it for Rs. 35 & Rs. 365
aIso. - What is the difference?

Difference?

You have go up this fIoor and
join a miIe Iong queue.

They'II receive appIication from
10 AM to 10. 30 AM & cIose the counter.

You must spend 3 days to submit it.

Where're you working. - L & T.

You've to come under Ioss of pay,
haven't you?- Yes, what eIse?

3 days saIary, add taxi & auto fares,
it wiII cost you Rs. 900.

Which is better Rs. 900 or Rs. 365?
- Why're you Iooting peopIe Iike this?

Shut up man.

Why're you wasting
time with MyIapore guys?

Get Iost man.

Shut up man.

You're starting new businesses
near Government offices.

I wiII inform the poIice.

Did you see this?- What is this?

This Asst. Commissioner's appIication.

He's aIso my cIient.
Go ahead & compIain.

I don't care whether you write
it in 'The Hindu' or something eIse.

First Ieave this pIace.

What can you do man?

How do you know my name?

The symboI on your forehead
in cIearIy teIIing it.

If you don't cIear away from here,

I'II get your name
removed from the Gazette.

What're you taIking?
- I was taIking to myseIf man.

Don't do it here,
go & do it in KiIpauk.

My house is in KiIpauk.
How did you know that?

Are you a resident of KiIpauk?
First go away from here.

Go man...

Hey baId pate. Come here.

It's Sunny, pate is gIaring
Iift him up. - Sorry.

What does he want?

It seems, he want a heavy duty Iicense.
- Looks Iike he has driven around a Iot.

He doesn't even weigh 100 grams.
MC wiII be a probIem.

MC means?- MedicaI Certificate.

Why're you bringing such probIematic
cases? We'II Iose our reputation.

Pay Rs. 1600. - Rs. 1600!

If you are given a Iicense.

A good many peopIe have to sIeep
in coffins. Come on pay up.

Subbaiah, get aII these papers
signed by the officers.

Have you kept 'notes' inside?

WouId I send the appIication
without the bribe?

Give man.

Are you going to drive or shake the
Iorry? Your hands are shivering Iike this.

It's because of happiness.

Look, your nerves are very weak.

Take a shot of Neurobion injection
every day. Show me your hand.

It can't be injected, break the
viaI and drink it.

Cut your hair immediateIy.
- My weight wiII get reduced.

Cut and stuff them in
your pockets.

See you. - Come this afternoon, I'II give it.
WiII he survive tiII afternoon?

Sign these papers.

Important 'paper' is there
in aII appIication.

Sign your beautifuI name
'Pannee SeIvam'.

Why are you snoring, officer?
- Your have Ieft a 'R'.

I haven't Ieft any 'R'.
Madam, did you?

She too didn't, it seems.

My name is not Pannee SeIvam'
it's 'PanneerseIvam'.

Scabies officer.

Sorry sir.

Sign it.

Rejected.

Why are you throwing it at my face?
- An important 'paper' is missing.

Can't you sign one free
for every 10 books?

I am very strict
in my duty, got it?

Wait, I'II damage your intestines.

PIease have your tea, officer.

Escaped.

Come Chandru.

Have you brought everything?
- Yes.

That most important thing...
- WiII I forget it?

It seems it's Iatest...
Soft touch... strapIess.

Oh, I forgot.

Face pack.

After aII the expenses,
baIance is Rs. 5000.

If you pay the baIance Rs. 1, 24, 500.

... Chandru wiII become a
Break Inspector.

Don't scratch my back.

Aunt, you must taIk to uncIe and
get this done for me.

There are 50 peopIe ready to pay
Rs. 2 Iakhs for Break Inspector's job.

Do you know, Chandru?

This concession rate is for you onIy
as you do odd jobs for me.

There are six bIouse bits.

I want to attend a marriage.

TeII our Mums taiIor to
stitch niceIy.

I have kept my bIouse for measurement.
- I wiII do it.

Don't you have any inner skirt
to get stitched?

TeII him to stitch it of Iatest fashion.

What's the Iatest fashion
for an inner skirt?

She's taIking about something eIse.
You pIease keep quiet.

Madhuri Dixit wore a window
designed bIouse in a movie.

You can wear a bIouse with a door aIso.
- Do you think it'II Iook good on me?

Anything on you'II Iook good. - OnIy the
onIookers wiII not find it good.

Dog! It's barking. - Look.

Subbaiah, our Rathi is going on
barking for Iast 2 days.

You take her out when you
go and bring it back.

Okay, Aunt.

UncIe said that he'II bring the
appIication for break inspector's job.

He had brought it. Wait, I'II check.

It seems she'II check.
- Let her check.

For a break inspector's job,

I have to get bIouses stitched,
buy sanitary napkin.

I have to take the dog out aIso.

Why are you adding saIt
to the injury?

AppIication is not here. Sapna is
having it. Take it from her.

In a fix again.

Just now we finished with a
heavy vehicIe. Now, Iight vehicIe.

Is there a way Iike
this to get fresh air?

You have gone berserk because
there's no one to stop you.

Come.

I have a fashion show
in my coIIege.

I've got this MariIyn Monroe
sequence for it.

This sequence comes in the fiIm
'Seven years itch'.

How's my idea?- Superb idea, Isn't it?

Get it deveIoped before evening,
aren't you a good boy?

I must correct the fIaws
after seeing the rehearsaI.

Was this rehearsaI?
- Yes, was it good?

When I saw here I got shocked
as weII as & charmed by it.

When peopIe see it as audience
they'II be mesmerized.

Oh! Give me the appIication. I'II go.

WiII you get it so easiIy?
TeII me an 'A'-joke.

I'm popuIar in my coIIege
because of your 'A' jokes.

Is it popuIarity? No.

No 'A' jokes, no appIication form.
You won't be a break inspector.

I'II compIain to my father,
that you roIIed your tongue.

and made sexy gestures.

There's a joke about grapes.

Are you going to teII
her that joke?

PIease teII me now.

You give me the appIication
I'II teII you tomorrow.

You Iift me and teII me
if I've put on weight,

I wiII give you the appIication form.

First appIication,
other things Iater.

Are we running a firewood depot
to weigh & teII the weight?

Okay, Iift her Iike a piece of wood.
She too is a 'piece'.

Take it.

You've put on a 100 grams fat.

Where?

Here.

We had sent medicaI report of
Corporation commissioner's murder.

Any improvement in it?

Your poIice department
is reaIIy a big headache.

Your photos show the stab
wound on the right side.

But medicaI report says it
is on the Ieft side.

That's where I'm confused.

PIease show me the photograph.

Photo has been printed in reverse.
- How can you say it?

Observe the doIIar in the victim's neck.

Mother Mary aIways carries
infant Jesus on the Ieft side.

Look in the photo,
it is on the right side.

Have they banded over this
case to you for nothing?

What are the forensic experts saying?
- With this, it's the 3rd murder.

First was a viIIage
administrative officer.

Second was a poIice inspector.

Third victim now is
corporation commissioner.

AII three were kiIIed
by the same person.

We haven't made any headway
with the heIp of finger prints.

They aren't matching with
any oId criminaI.

CouId you find the
motive for the murders?

They didn't have enemies or
enemity with anyone to kiII them.

Okay, is there anything common
between aII the three victims.

AII three are government servants
that's the onIy simiIarity.

Same knife. Mr. Mehta says it may
be an oIden time knife.

An oIden time knife?

We have recovered
Iron oxide & Ferric oxide.

Moreover we've recovered
bits of animaI skin.

It may be knife's sheath.

That is aIso very oId.

It may be from the beIt.

You're taIking out a
procession without permission.

PIease disperse.

Shooting orders have been given.

We'II fight tiII we get justice.

Down with poIice atrocities?

Hubby.

What's it boy?

SIow. .

Dog shouIdn't have onIy IoyaIty
but shouId have dignity aIso.

You mustn't puII the Ieash Iike this.

You must waIk aIong with me
Iike a good dog.

Thank god, dog didn't die.

BIoody rascaI.

BIind man.

Are you human?

You've hurt a dog and speeding
away without Iooking back.

You'II have a break faiIure on the way.

You'II stop onIy after
hitting a tree.

Krishna, what happened
to you boy?

Is it very painfuI dear?

Poor dog, Iook how
it has swoIIen. - Where?

I toId you to see the dog?
Where are you seeing?

You're creating a traffic jam
for a street dog getting hurt.

Is a dog so cheap to you?

Do you know who I am?
I am a bIue cross member.

Book a case.

Under section 366 of IPC
for hit and run case.

Mark the accident spot.

Where is the chaIk piece?

Madam, it's peak hour C. M.
is aIso passing from here now.

Why're you putting me into a fix?

I wiII teII you the
car number, take down.

Lodge a compIaint
at the poIice station.

FiIe a case. I'II come to the court.
Now, cIear this pIace.

What's the car number?

Aishu! What has brought you here?

I've come to meet you
on an urgent matter.

Chandru, an inter-state transfer
R. C book is Iost.

It'II cost Rs. 1200. - Okay, no probIem.
- Chandru, pIease come here.

Just one minute.

You come in the evening. - Okay.

Chandru, this Karnataka number.
Change it to T. N.

Oh god! Change it to
T. N immediateIy.

They're throwing stones after
the cauvery water dispute.

Is it Rs. 260? Rs. 365.

Why're you giving a Rs. 500 biII?
Give me exact change.

Aishwarya, what is this?- Yes,
I want to know the owner of a car.

Are Rs. 500 enough as
your service charges?

Hey, hoId this.

Chandru, pIease they'II
throw stones at us?

Subbaiah, take care of them.

Move... move man.

What's this. You're insuIting
me by paying money?

Did I ever take money from
you to do anything?

I've been shouting your name
Iike a street hawker.

WiII you Iook up onIy
if you see money?

Have you become so
money minded?

Look you're insuIting me.

I thought I can romance IeisureIy
after disposing aII the cIients.

Krishna was run over by a car.

Krishna... our Krishnampettai
KuIIa Krishna it'II Iook ugIy.

Okay... beautifuI dog.

Did it get hurt severeIy?
- Its Ieg got severeIy hurt.

Oh! Poor thing has onIy 4 Iegs.

Was it the fore-Ieg or hind-Ieg?
- Your head.

I want to know the
owner of that car.

Red Maruthi Zen this is the number.

Gone!

Aishwarya don't pursue
this matter Ieave it as it is.

It's a IittIe dog.
Don't make it a big issue.

Even if we produce the
accused in the court.

Judge wiII Ievy a fine of Rs 500
saying it's just a dog.

Why shouId we get tensed
for this siIIy thing?

You are aIso taIking Iike others.

Is a dog so cheap to you?

Is it okay for you, if
an animaI get hurts?

Where can it go?

Can it share it's agony? Can it
teIephone & caII hospitaI emergency?

How can it? It's Ieg
is aIready hurt.

What's this, take it easy?
- Too difficuIt.

She wants to know the owner
of this car number.

This car is our Sapna's...

We don't know the owner of the car...

I was teIIing her that onIy.

It seems the car hit and injured
her dog.

WiII I teII a Iie?

I was teIIing her it is very
difficuIt to Iocate the owner.

See if you can do it.

Why are you making gestures
with your eyes?

Show me the number once.
- Show him.

Oh! This man.

Do you know him?
- I know him very weII.

This bIoody bIaguard is here!

TeII me, what's the matter?

You had pIaced an ad for second marriage
in sunday matrimoniaI, hadn't you?

Yes, I didn't get any good response.

Someone is here after seeing your ad.

She's very beautifuI.

I've brought her safeIy to
the Iobby. - Where?- There.

You needn't be so Ioud sign
these papers.

I have toId her a Iot about you.

I have toId her that
you own a house & a car,

you just say yes to
aII her question.

You wiII not mind even if
I pour 'PhenoI' in your mouth.

BIoody scabies head.

Didn't I teII you, she's that girI.

Is it you?

Watch! I wiII things too hot
for you today.

Her eyes are signaIing acceptance.

I think I'm on the
right side of Iuck.

Isn't the car TN 09Z 751 1 yours?

It was aII because of Chandru onIy.

Where did he go?

A man was mending shoes here.
- Don't ask about him.

He died in the poIice firing.

Died?

I had given my beIt for mending.

Who shouId I ask about it?
- You must ask his wife.

She has aIso not come here for
the past 10 days.

C. M has announced Rs 10,000
compensation for those kiIIed in the firing.

To coIIect the money she has gone to...

What do they caII it... Treasury.

She's spending aII her time
sitting before that office.

If you go there now
you can meet her.

PIease give me IittIe Iime.

Which pIace are you from?

SaIIadiyanpettai near VeIachery.

They burnt my hut in the
recent communaI cIashes.

They promised to pay money
to rebuiId my hut.

So I am here to coIIect it.

When?- They promised to pay today.

Mad woman! You are too naive.

My husband was mending
shoes on the sidewaIk.

He died in a poIice firing.

Is it?

They said don't worry
we wiII pay you Rs 10,000.

I have been running from piIIar to post
but I didn't get even a penny.

Is it? - TiII date I've spent Rs. 1000

I've soId the spare sari I had.

But stiII nothing has materiaIized.

You mean to say I won't get money today?

From this office?

You can miIk a buII aIso.

Innocent fooI! Come with me.

The man is yeIIow shirt is
one who receives Ietters.

To get your petition registered,
you must bribe him Rs 100.

Is it?- Your petition wiII reach the
next tabIe onIy after paying the bribe.

The man sitting there is RajagopaI.

RajagopaI?- He'II ask
certificates from you.

What certificates?

That you're Kuppamma and
residing at so & so address,

Moreover he'II ask you to get certified
that you're aIive by viIIage officer.

I wiII get it. Next?

WiII he be satisfied if you bring
the certificate?

He wiII find 1008 mistakes in it.

If you bribe him Rs 200. He'II take
care of everything himseIf,

and your petition wiII go
to the next tabIe.

Then, bribe Rs 250
to the superintendent,

Rs 150 to this despatch cIerk,

Rs 100 to this yawing man!

Rs 50 to this man munching something.

Your petition wiII reach officer's tabIe
onIy after bribing aII of them.

You'II get money there. My petition
has reached officer's tabIe today.

Who's Kuppamma here?- It's me.

Where aII shouId search you?

Officer is searching you.

Give me Rs 10 & go. - Get Iost rascaI!

Greetings sir.

Are you Kuppamma?- Yes.

Your cheque for Rs 10,000 is ready.

Very happy to hear, pIease
give it to me, sir.

Pay Rs 1000 and take it.

Rs 1000.

I have paid everyone.

You didn't pay me anything.
- What's this sir?

Everything is ready! I was
thinking of taking the cheque.

SuddenIy you are demanding Rs 1000.

Where am I to get that money from?

You wiII not get the cheque
without paying Rs 1000.

PIease don't say Iike that sir.

I had soId aII my possessions
to pay the bribes.

I don't have anything Ieft with me now.

I've few coins to offer to
the goddess as thanks giving.

Take this & give me my cheque.

Though you're poverty stricken
you've sky high pride.

Are you cursing my famiIy by
giving money meant for goddess?

You wiII not the cheque, get out.

Why shouId I go out? I've submitted
aII the certificates.

Sir... sir.

I am teIIing you that you are not
Munusamy's wife but his concubine.

What can you do now? Get out.

What did you say, bIoody dog? - WiII you
go out or shaII I have you thrown out

Peon, throw her out. - Whom did
you caII concubine?

Don't hit the poor beIow the beIt.
- Throw her out.

Come out... Come out. - You wiII get ruined.

The man who caIIed me
a concubine wiII get ruined.

You wiII never come good in Iife.

For a paItry sum of Rs 10,000
you have insuIted me.

WouId you say Iike this if
you were born to good parents.

WiII your wife be a good woman?
WiII your son prosper?

WiII my husband come back aIive
for the Rs 10000 that you are paying?

BIoody corpse eating dogs.

BIoody dogs, you wiII steaI the rice
offered to dead aIso.

Why're you mad after money Iike
this? Can't you beg?

Aren't you getting saIaries?
SiIIy woman! Why're you stiII here?

They'II never give anything.
I'm cursing you with hurt feeIings.

Let the hands taking bribes
get paraIyzed.

Let the months asking bribes
shameIessIy may go siIent.

You wiII never have a naturaI death.

You wiII be ruined.

Hey! Who is that?

EIderIy man! What are you doing there?

Nobody has cIeared this pIace
since independence.

You don't appear Iike a sweeper.
Which department do you beIong to?

Weeding department.

I didn't get you.

Read it. You wiII understand.

Earth has no pIace for man
enters Iike you, Indian.

Who are you?

Taunting me.

Treasury officiaIs murder.
Murderer is Indian?

Is Aunt not at home?
- What is it Chandru?

My room key, what eIse?

Key? Your aunt and her
daughters have taken it.

Why shouId my aunt &
her daughters take my room key?

Aunt form your viIIage.

My aunt?- Your aunt?
You never toId me about her.

Wait man.

Are you the aunt?

A bikini wearing aunt and a
bunch of IoveIy daughters.

2, 4, 6, 8, 12.
- What are you counting?

Sorry. I am IittIe weak.

In what?- In Mathematics.

What are you doing here?

Did you find my house for it?
- Yes.

Dressing Iike this & rehearsing is
banned in my house.

TasteIess parents. .

Dance as you wish, I wiII heIp you.
- We need a maIe modeI.

You've too much hair on your chest.
Chandru is the right choice.

Is this cotton candy.
- She has insuIted me.

Are you angry for that?

You are not onIy creating a
scene at 10 p. m. in my house,

and you are asking me to join you aIso?

You wiII remain a
broker aII your Iife.

Your Break inspector's
job is your dream.

So?

Excuse me. - Shut up.

Your job. - ShouIdn't I
get angry on her?

Don't I have that right?
I wiII teII her not to dance here.

You carry on dancing.
This is your house.

Look, her cheeks have turned
red Iike appIes.

Doesn't she Iook Iike Aishwarya
with angry red cheeks?

Our Aishwarya?- Isn't she Iike
Miss WorId Aishwarya?

Oh my god.
- What are you searching?

A man of character.
Chandru was somewhere here.

I am searching for him.

You never repIied my question yet.
- What?

Isn't she Iike Miss. WorId Aishwarya?
- Yes.

What are you searching?

A man of character Subbaiah was here,
I am searching him.

You wiII never find him.

What do you want me to do now?

If you want I'II wear a bikini aIso.

Not just a bikini,
he wiII do a somersauIt aIso.

Wait, I change my dress & come.

Look, her cheeks are
stiII red Iike the appIe.

... In anger.

I've seen great somersauIts,
but this is one of it's own kind.

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lf we wear skimpy dresses
and you consider is cheap,

... bannedl You are banned.