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[ANNOYED] Honey?
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Do I hear the sound of chicken bones
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approaching the disposal?
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No, you hear the sound of
chicken bones being disposed of.
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[SWITCH CLICKS, DISPOSAL GRINDING]
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Oh?! You suddenly want
to help me clean up?!
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[GRUNTS]
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You can't just throw everything in there
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and expect it to disappear.
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It's not the ocean, Francine.
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B-b-b-burned.
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Shut up, Klaus. That wasn't even a burn.
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Yeah, Klaus. When I'm burned,
I'll let ya know.
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Okay, so no chicken down
the disposal, but...
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How about... this?
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[CHUCKLING] That... That's funny.
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That's making me laugh.
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And I've decided to join in the joke!
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- [FRIGHTENED GROANS]
- Francine?
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Hit the switch.
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- [DISPOSAL WHIRRING]
- Okay, we've all had our fun.
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Now put me down!
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If you insist...
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Stan, now you're making me laugh.
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And making me kind of hot.
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[SHOUTS]
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[SCREAMING] Oh, no! Oohheeeghhagh! Help!
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[MOCKINGLY] Oohheeeghhagh!
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That's you!
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I guess you can put
chicken down the drain.
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- [LAUGHING DERISIVELY]
- [SCREAMS]
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It sounds like everyone's
having a good time.
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Yeah, Klaus is in the disposal!
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Tell that idiot pieces of shit
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are supposed to go in the toilet.
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[LAUGHING]
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To the ice cream store! My treat!
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Remember, I'm a rum raising guy.
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Cool, I'll put some in a waffle cone
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and throw it in the trash.
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[LAUGHTER]
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FRANCINE: Now that was a burn, fish.
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Good morning, U.S.A.
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I got a feelin' that
it's gonna be a wonderful day
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The sun in the sky has
a smile on his face
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And he's shinin'
a salute to the American race
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Oh, boy, it's swell to say
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Good morning, U.S.A.
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Aah!
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Good morning, U.S.A.
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Welp, that was the last straw.
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I am leaving.
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It's too late for apologies.
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Nothing could make it right.
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Not even acknowledging
my existence in any way.
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Alright, Klaus. What's all this?
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You... You're selling lemonade?
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No, I'm leaving.
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I've never asked for anything
but a little respect.
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And it's clear I'm not going to get it.
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Okay, okay. I'll buy a lemonade.
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[SCREAMS] I'm not selling lemonade!
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I'm leaving! Forever!
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One day you'll all regret
how you treated me!
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Should we stop him?
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The lemonade guy?
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He's just being dramatic. He'll be back.
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_
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Okay, kids. Help Mom with the groceries.
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Jeff Junior, you stop drawing
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rockets shooting lasers on my windows.
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[PHONE BEEPS]
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Klaus died?
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Klaus the fish?
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Geez, I haven't seen him
since he walked out.
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[MARVIN GAYE'S "I HEARD IT
THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE" PLAYS]
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_
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Ooh, I bet you're
wonderin' how I knew
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'Bout your plans to make me blue
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With some other guy you knew before
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- Between the two of us guys
- [PHONE RINGS]
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You know I loved you more
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It took me by surprise I must say
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When I found out yesterday
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Don't you know that I heard
it through the grapevine
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[PHONE RINGS]
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Go for the Stanimal.
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Oh, when?
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Yeah, I know where Francine's house is.
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That's where I used to sleep in my car
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until a judge and I came
to a mutual agreement
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that Francine be rewarded that car
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and I remain 80 yards away at all times.
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Hey!
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You know the deal.
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Neither of us gets to do it
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until I can afford a second bullet.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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[WHIRRING]
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Steve. It's been years.
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Hello, Mother.
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I follow your company on Newstagram.
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You just bought freakin' Hawaii!
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As a place to store my shoes.
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I'm doing quite well, yes.
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Is he here?
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Of course he's here.
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He's my husband now.
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And he's your father.
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He is not my father.
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He's my ex-best friend.
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__
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Toshi, you finally learned
another language...
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and you chose French?
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That's the kind of kissing he does.
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[LOUDLY KISSES]
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Ooh, la, la.
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Croissant.
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[BAM!]
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Hey, everyone.
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Papa Toshi.
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Whoa, you only had one kid
in your Christmas card.
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That was ten years ago.
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I wish it were 15.
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You must be the little darlings
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my daughter's been keeping from me.
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As a good mother, I try to shield them
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from drunk housewives and bad haircuts.
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I hope you wike it.
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I puwled the skeweton out awl by mysewf.
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JEFF: That's Noah.
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[QUIETLY] We're a little
worried about him.
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Has trouble saying "L" 's.
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[RUMBLING]
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What up, sluts? Happy Klaus's funeral.
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Roger! My floor!
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Cool, right?
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Above-ground traffic is for poor people.
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I got here from Tokyo in 20 minutes.
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Bored right through the core.
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No poors in the core, baby.
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[METALLIC RATTLING]
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Veela, why aren't you stealing anything?
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Stan! How the hell did
you get in my house?!
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I, uh, still have a key to the backdoor.
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Dad, it's good to...
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Y-You look...
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Alive.
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Oh, you noticed?
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Sorry I'm late, gang.
I was busy being awesome,
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eating really expensive
cookies whenever I want,
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swimming in all the oceans,
and not having any parasites.
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[SILVERWARE CLATTERS]
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Well, I'm sure you'd all like to unpack.
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Hayley, you take your old room.
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Steve, you share the attic with Roger.
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Toshi and I turned your bedroom
into an ass-blast-itorium.
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[CHUCKLES DERISIVELY] Real creative.
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Hey, don't turn my kitchen
into a sass-back-itorium!
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Stan, there's a blanket in the basement.
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Sure, I... I guess I could cancel
my suite at the Four Seasons...
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and my expensive prostitute.
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[TYPES ON KEYBOARD]
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[RUMBLING]
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Can you believe these
little drills are optional?
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If I didn't have a little drill,
I'd kill myself like Klaus.
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I'm assuming it was a suicide?
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Do we know? Do we care?
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I don't know.
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- The woman who called Douglas...
- Douglas?
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- My jerk-off robot...
- Your what?
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My regular robot!
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The woman who called Douglas
was light on details...
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of Klaus's death.
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Which is the topic of this conversation.
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Master, you seem tense.
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Would you like to jerk me off?
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Wait. You do him?
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[SING-SONGY] Awkward.
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Thank you all for coming
on such short notice.
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I'm Sister Madeline.
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I met Klaus while passing out
food and blankets on Skid Row.
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Excuse me, Stan Smith.
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I'd like to start by
saying I was invited
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so I'm allowed to be here.
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Now, where are you passing
out these free blankets?
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I was with Klaus in his final moments.
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He requested that I
gather you all together
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and show you this video.
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Dearest Smiths... [COUGHS]
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... I bet you always
wondered what happened
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- to good, ol' Klaus.
- Nope.
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- Not me.
- Oh, that Klaus!
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Well, [COUGHS] after
I left, my life went downhill.
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I caught Hep C from a plum
at the 99 cent store.
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And because I didn't have insurance,
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I joined the army,
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but they sent me directly
to the Moon Wars
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where I went completely insane
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after my brain was
infested with moon mites.
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[COUGHS]
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But I never blamed you guys.
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You were the only family...
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I ever loved.
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[COUGHS]
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Was that a snuff film?
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You should be ashamed of yourselves!
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You all turned your back on your friend,
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and he died alone.
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What do you want us
to do about it, lady?
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Give him a proper funeral!
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Say some nice things!
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Throw in one of those blankets
you've been yapping about
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and we got a deal,
but I want it upfront.
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I've been burned before.
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Fine. We'll throw
Klaus a stupid funeral.
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- Then will you feel better?
- This isn't about me.
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- It's about Klaus!
- [DOOR SLAMS]
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Oh, but it is about me.
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[VOICE DEEPENING] And it's about Klaus,
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for I... am... Klaus!
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Sorry, did you say something?
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[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] Oh,
just conversing with the Lord.
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He's the best, you know.
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Okay.
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Remember the blanket.
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[DOOR SLAMS]
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So everyone has their assignments
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for Klaus's funeral preparations.
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By the way, where's Jeff?
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I sent him home with the kids.
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He wasn't here when we had Klaus.
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What?! Yes, he was!
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I'm... assuming...
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based on information
available to anybody.
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Come on, let's get this over with.
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This isn't something to "get over with."
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It's a chance to come to terms
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with the great loss you all must feel.
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Quick question...
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You're Klaus, right?
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What?! Who's Klaus?!
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That's... not what you'd say.
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[NORMAL VOICE] Okay,
this family owes me an apology.
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They were wrong to treat me so badly.
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And once the sobering reality
of my funeral hits them,
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they'll sob,
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they'll wail,
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they'll beg the heavens for my return!
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Huh. So it's a goof. That's pretty cool!
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Oh, you know what would be a
good way to reveal you're alive?
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When they're kneeling
in front of your casket,
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just, like, fart really loud.
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00:10:35,526 --> 00:10:37,469
[CHUCKLES] No, wait. That's too good.
263
00:10:37,471 --> 00:10:38,498
I want to do that.
264
00:10:38,523 --> 00:10:41,222
Oh, man, I am gonna be
the hit of the funeral!
265
00:10:41,247 --> 00:10:44,057
Us at Familyland. Us at the beach.
266
00:10:44,082 --> 00:10:47,078
Oh, look. Remember
when we ate this pasta?
267
00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:50,375
Oh, my God. Yes! It was so good!
268
00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:51,817
I got full, though.
269
00:10:51,819 --> 00:10:54,419
Hey, I'm sorry we lost touch.
270
00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:56,644
- What happened to us?
- I don't know.
271
00:10:56,669 --> 00:10:58,490
The pictures stop after the pasta.
272
00:10:58,492 --> 00:11:00,556
[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]
How's it going down here?
273
00:11:00,581 --> 00:11:03,592
Have you found any good photos
of Klaus for the slideshow?
274
00:11:03,617 --> 00:11:05,297
Actually, it doesn't seem
like we have any.
275
00:11:05,299 --> 00:11:07,293
What?! How is that possible?
276
00:11:07,318 --> 00:11:09,096
I guess we didn't have
an underwater camera.
277
00:11:09,121 --> 00:11:12,783
Jesus H., how stupid are you?
He lived in a bowl.
278
00:11:12,808 --> 00:11:15,264
You don't have to put the
camera in the bowl.
279
00:11:15,289 --> 00:11:17,568
Why do you have such a boner for Klaus?
280
00:11:17,593 --> 00:11:18,940
Aren't you married to God?
281
00:11:18,965 --> 00:11:20,365
Just find a picture!
282
00:11:22,565 --> 00:11:24,693
Oh, here's one with
Klaus in the background.
283
00:11:24,829 --> 00:11:26,963
That's a tangerine.
284
00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:31,363
Eh. We'll just draw some eyes on it.
285
00:11:31,388 --> 00:11:34,325
[SCISSORS SNIPPING]
286
00:11:35,659 --> 00:11:37,524
Stan, what are you doing?
287
00:11:37,549 --> 00:11:40,782
Aren't... Aren't they asparagus?
[MUNCHING]
288
00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:45,403
God, how are you even alive?
289
00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:47,767
Francine, I have to come clean with you.
290
00:11:48,362 --> 00:11:51,134
I'm not doing as well as I maybe look.
291
00:11:51,159 --> 00:11:52,678
You look like you're dying.
292
00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:53,945
That's just a facade.
293
00:11:53,947 --> 00:11:55,743
My life's not a fairy tale.
294
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:57,736
This is a ferret tail.
295
00:11:57,761 --> 00:12:00,850
Nah, things aren't that
great for me either.
296
00:12:00,875 --> 00:12:04,434
I have to confess,
when I agreed to marry Toshi,
297
00:12:04,459 --> 00:12:06,556
I had him confused with Snot.
298
00:12:06,581 --> 00:12:09,734
I feel like everything changed
for us after the divorce.
299
00:12:09,759 --> 00:12:11,395
People don't talk about that part.
300
00:12:11,420 --> 00:12:12,865
What happened to us?
301
00:12:12,890 --> 00:12:15,068
When did everything become a fight?
302
00:12:15,733 --> 00:12:16,733
I'm sorry.
303
00:12:16,758 --> 00:12:18,020
Sorry about Klaus?!
304
00:12:18,045 --> 00:12:20,944
No, we're talking about
our marriage falling apart.
305
00:12:20,969 --> 00:12:22,040
Ever heard of it?
306
00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:23,641
Well, start talking about Klaus
307
00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:26,308
or I'll tell God you
should all go to hell!
308
00:12:26,333 --> 00:12:27,952
Ever heard of that?
309
00:12:30,448 --> 00:12:33,513
[STAMMERS] This robot
was trying to get fresh.
310
00:12:33,538 --> 00:12:35,865
[NORMALLY] Can you believe this family?
311
00:12:35,890 --> 00:12:38,056
All they care about is themselves.
312
00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:39,949
Wow, you sound like Klaus!
313
00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:41,327
[STAMMERS] I am Klaus!
314
00:12:41,329 --> 00:12:43,245
Oh, yeah. Oh, oh, you got that plan.
315
00:12:43,277 --> 00:12:44,898
You're going to fart or
something at a funeral?
316
00:12:44,922 --> 00:12:45,997
Ugh. That's so stupid.
317
00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:47,265
That was your idea!
318
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,505
Well, I see how it could work.
319
00:12:49,530 --> 00:12:51,635
I guess it would all
depend on the execution.
320
00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:53,193
Well, good luck at the wedding.
321
00:12:55,713 --> 00:12:59,548
322
00:13:00,494 --> 00:13:01,747
[SLOWLY] Hey, now
323
00:13:01,749 --> 00:13:03,163
You're an all-star
324
00:13:03,188 --> 00:13:04,750
Get your game on
325
00:13:04,752 --> 00:13:06,818
Go, play
326
00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:08,153
Hey now
327
00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:09,567
You're a rock star
328
00:13:09,592 --> 00:13:10,956
Get the show on
329
00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:12,570
Get paid
330
00:13:12,595 --> 00:13:16,527
And all that glitters is gold
331
00:13:16,552 --> 00:13:22,103
Only shooting stars break the mold
332
00:13:25,316 --> 00:13:27,973
[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]
Klaus was a special fish
333
00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:31,002
who swam his way into our hearts.
334
00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:34,380
Perhaps someone would
like to say a few words?
335
00:13:34,382 --> 00:13:35,581
Stan?
336
00:13:38,396 --> 00:13:39,729
Uh, okay.
337
00:13:39,754 --> 00:13:41,117
Uh, Klaus.
338
00:13:41,601 --> 00:13:43,589
Well, he was a fish. We know that.
339
00:13:44,136 --> 00:13:46,481
And he lived in our
house for a few weeks.
340
00:13:46,506 --> 00:13:47,905
For years!
341
00:13:48,957 --> 00:13:51,196
Maybe focus on your emotions.
342
00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:54,606
Like crippling guilt
or haunting remorse?
343
00:13:56,244 --> 00:13:57,840
[CRIES]
344
00:13:57,865 --> 00:14:00,583
Yes, it's okay to cry.
345
00:14:00,608 --> 00:14:02,718
Let it flow.
346
00:14:02,743 --> 00:14:05,307
[LAUGHING] I'm sorry.
I'm not crying, I'm laughing.
347
00:14:05,332 --> 00:14:07,613
I'm just remembering this time
Klaus tried to convince us
348
00:14:07,615 --> 00:14:10,015
he could kick a football
over a Burger King.
349
00:14:10,017 --> 00:14:12,450
Ha! He was such a liar.
350
00:14:12,475 --> 00:14:13,751
Remember when he told us
351
00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:16,554
he beat up Brett Favre
at a mini-golf course?
352
00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:19,110
- FRANCINE: What an idiot!
- [LAUGHTER]
353
00:14:19,135 --> 00:14:20,358
Check this out, guys.
354
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,758
I always said Klaus was a wiener.
355
00:14:23,417 --> 00:14:27,075
[NORMALLY] Shut up! Shut up!
356
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:28,975
You guys are ruining my funeral!
357
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,099
Whoa, you do a better Klaus than he did.
358
00:14:31,124 --> 00:14:32,391
I am Klaus!
359
00:14:32,416 --> 00:14:34,205
Klaus, now's the time for the fart.
360
00:14:34,230 --> 00:14:35,331
Shut up.
361
00:14:35,356 --> 00:14:39,724
I gave you all every chance to
say one decent thing about me.
362
00:14:39,749 --> 00:14:43,412
And now, I'll give you one final chance.
363
00:14:44,318 --> 00:14:45,883
Did you kill a nun?
364
00:14:45,908 --> 00:14:46,995
That's it!
365
00:14:48,140 --> 00:14:51,235
Whoa, this is gonna be some fart.
366
00:14:51,260 --> 00:14:53,492
[CAN HISSING]
367
00:14:53,517 --> 00:14:55,294
Wowee.
368
00:14:55,319 --> 00:14:56,652
[MULTIPLE THUDS]
369
00:14:58,873 --> 00:15:01,112
STEVE: What... What's going on?
370
00:15:01,137 --> 00:15:02,972
FRANCINE: Where are we?
371
00:15:08,676 --> 00:15:10,942
We're... underwater.
372
00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:13,078
And we're in the attic.
373
00:15:13,103 --> 00:15:15,747
Oh, crap. We're in Klaus's bowl.
374
00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:17,685
No, it's worse.
375
00:15:17,710 --> 00:15:19,301
We're in Klaus's body.
376
00:15:19,326 --> 00:15:21,945
Bingo, jerkwads.
377
00:15:23,134 --> 00:15:25,000
Welcome to hell,
378
00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:27,418
otherwise known as my life.
379
00:15:27,443 --> 00:15:29,062
Oh, my God.
380
00:15:29,087 --> 00:15:30,762
I left my charger out there
381
00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:32,364
and my phone's at 4%!
382
00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:34,371
This is gonna suck!
383
00:15:35,929 --> 00:15:38,347
384
00:15:38,372 --> 00:15:40,372
STEVE: Klaus, what the hell is going on?
385
00:15:40,397 --> 00:15:43,562
You shrunk us down and put
us in a fish-sized submarine?
386
00:15:43,587 --> 00:15:45,191
Don't be stupid, Steve.
387
00:15:45,216 --> 00:15:46,938
Even science has its limits.
388
00:15:46,963 --> 00:15:50,149
I simply transferred all of your
consciousnesses into my body,
389
00:15:50,174 --> 00:15:52,460
so you'd feel what it's like to be me.
390
00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:53,656
No more questions!
391
00:15:53,681 --> 00:15:56,068
Wait, why did you put yourself in here?
392
00:15:56,093 --> 00:15:57,322
Great question.
393
00:15:57,578 --> 00:15:58,705
That was a mistake.
394
00:15:59,326 --> 00:16:00,802
Okay, quick poll.
395
00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:03,241
Who wants to learn Klaus's dumb lesson?
396
00:16:03,266 --> 00:16:05,149
Not me. I want to watch TV.
397
00:16:05,174 --> 00:16:08,299
We've got to find someone
to help us get back into our bodies.
398
00:16:08,324 --> 00:16:11,589
Maybe we can use these
controls to call for help.
399
00:16:11,614 --> 00:16:13,248
Blat! Eep! Ooh!
400
00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:14,339
You don't know what you're doing.
401
00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:15,557
Use one of the presets.
402
00:16:15,807 --> 00:16:17,645
Wuzzuuuuuuuup!
403
00:16:18,305 --> 00:16:19,861
[IMITATING BORAT] My wife!
404
00:16:20,635 --> 00:16:22,902
[NORMALLY] It's five to
watch, ten to touch.
405
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:25,716
I... I used to work at a movie theater
406
00:16:25,741 --> 00:16:27,820
where it cost extra to touch the screen.
407
00:16:27,822 --> 00:16:30,268
Eh, you clowns, get out of the way.
408
00:16:30,491 --> 00:16:33,291
There's his cup.
That's how he gets around.
409
00:16:34,259 --> 00:16:36,005
- [CONSOLE BEEPS]
- [WATER SLOSHES]
410
00:16:36,030 --> 00:16:37,466
Nice move, Francine.
411
00:16:37,491 --> 00:16:39,191
It's obviously the levers.
412
00:16:41,435 --> 00:16:44,536
Yeah! Daddy just dunked on y'all!
413
00:16:46,613 --> 00:16:47,710
Stan!
414
00:16:47,735 --> 00:16:51,020
415
00:16:51,045 --> 00:16:52,720
Who lit a Yankee candle?
416
00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:54,312
I like the smell of cookies,
417
00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:56,160
but I don't have the time to bake.
418
00:16:56,185 --> 00:16:58,908
Klaus, you've got to help us.
We're all gonna die.
419
00:16:58,933 --> 00:17:01,319
[SCOFFS] I don't care if I die.
420
00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:04,299
In fact, welcome to my suicide.
421
00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:06,879
[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]
422
00:17:06,904 --> 00:17:07,992
[CONSOLE BEEPING]
423
00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:10,525
[VOCALIZING]
424
00:17:10,550 --> 00:17:15,895
425
00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:17,202
STAN: That was lucky.
426
00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:19,551
Now we just have to make
it to the front door.
427
00:17:20,853 --> 00:17:22,721
[GRUNTING]
428
00:17:22,746 --> 00:17:27,136
429
00:17:27,161 --> 00:17:28,394
Oh, thank God.
430
00:17:28,419 --> 00:17:30,348
Jeff forgot one of our kids again.
431
00:17:31,867 --> 00:17:33,429
It's... Noah.
432
00:17:33,454 --> 00:17:36,852
[LISPING] Fishy,
your skeleton needs to come out.
433
00:17:38,154 --> 00:17:40,269
The little creep's gonna taxidermy us.
434
00:17:40,294 --> 00:17:42,271
- Go for his knees.
- No, dummy. Choke him.
435
00:17:42,296 --> 00:17:44,240
You idiots, kick him in the balls.
436
00:17:44,265 --> 00:17:46,615
We should be kicking Klaus in the balls.
437
00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:49,158
You can't kick Klaus in
something he doesn't have.
438
00:17:49,183 --> 00:17:50,812
[LAUGHTER]
439
00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:52,215
Good burn, son.
440
00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:53,306
Hayley, you got one?
441
00:17:53,331 --> 00:17:54,950
There's a peanut on the floor.
442
00:17:54,975 --> 00:17:56,641
Hmm, kind of a thinker.
443
00:17:56,666 --> 00:17:58,945
I obviously get it,
but what about the broader audience
444
00:17:58,970 --> 00:18:00,297
you want to reach with your comedy?
445
00:18:00,321 --> 00:18:02,562
No, there's a peanut on the floor.
446
00:18:02,587 --> 00:18:03,719
Noah's allergic.
447
00:18:03,744 --> 00:18:05,913
If you have to explain it,
Hayley, it's not funny.
448
00:18:05,938 --> 00:18:09,187
No, we flick the peanut in Noah's mouth!
449
00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:14,126
450
00:18:14,128 --> 00:18:15,128
Fish...
451
00:18:15,153 --> 00:18:17,623
[GAGS]
452
00:18:17,648 --> 00:18:20,205
[COUGHS] I got to get my EpiPen!
453
00:18:21,302 --> 00:18:22,302
ALL: Yes!
454
00:18:22,327 --> 00:18:25,403
Wait. Do you guys
realize what's happening?
455
00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:27,904
When we all make fun of Klaus,
456
00:18:27,929 --> 00:18:30,414
we get along, like at his funeral!
457
00:18:30,439 --> 00:18:34,608
That must be why everything
fell apart after he left.
458
00:18:34,633 --> 00:18:37,938
Klaus is the glue that
holds this family together!
459
00:18:37,963 --> 00:18:40,368
Klaus is incredibly important...
460
00:18:40,393 --> 00:18:42,627
because he sucks so much.
461
00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:44,934
- [GENTLE MUSIC PLAYS]
- Thank you.
462
00:18:44,959 --> 00:18:46,691
That's all I wanted.
463
00:18:46,693 --> 00:18:50,437
I just needed to be
appreciated for something.
464
00:18:50,641 --> 00:18:52,634
- [PICTURE CLATTERS]
- Great, great.
465
00:18:52,659 --> 00:18:54,432
We all love each other again.
Now down the stairs.
466
00:18:54,434 --> 00:19:01,434
467
00:19:03,682 --> 00:19:05,745
Klaus, where's your door claw?!
468
00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:07,120
I buried it.
469
00:19:07,145 --> 00:19:08,425
It's what I bludgeoned the nun with
470
00:19:08,449 --> 00:19:10,407
before I stole her body.
471
00:19:10,432 --> 00:19:12,870
Steve, tell your robot to open the door.
472
00:19:12,895 --> 00:19:14,853
I can't. See his eyes?
473
00:19:15,484 --> 00:19:18,378
It's been over 24 hours
since I serviced him.
474
00:19:18,403 --> 00:19:20,004
- What?
- [SIGHS]
475
00:19:20,029 --> 00:19:22,729
Okay, it's not a regular robot.
It's a pleasure bot.
476
00:19:22,754 --> 00:19:25,197
And there's only one way to
get him out of attack mode...
477
00:19:25,199 --> 00:19:26,743
Pleasure him.
478
00:19:26,768 --> 00:19:28,167
Oh, God.
479
00:19:28,192 --> 00:19:29,221
Don't worry.
480
00:19:29,246 --> 00:19:31,269
Together, we can do this.
481
00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:33,568
To battle stations!
482
00:19:33,593 --> 00:19:38,359
483
00:19:38,384 --> 00:19:39,850
Follow my lead!
484
00:19:39,875 --> 00:19:41,243
I know what he likes.
485
00:19:41,268 --> 00:19:43,001
[CONSOLES BEEPING]
486
00:19:43,026 --> 00:19:50,026
487
00:19:52,493 --> 00:19:55,075
[MECHANICAL MOANING]
488
00:19:55,100 --> 00:19:59,275
[SIGHS HAPPILY]
489
00:20:01,479 --> 00:20:04,013
490
00:20:04,038 --> 00:20:05,339
HAYLEY: We made it.
491
00:20:05,364 --> 00:20:07,039
Well, let me take the helm,
492
00:20:07,041 --> 00:20:09,641
and we'll get you back in your bodies.
493
00:20:09,643 --> 00:20:11,643
I want to go find Toshi first.
494
00:20:11,645 --> 00:20:14,446
After all this,
you still want to be with him?
495
00:20:14,448 --> 00:20:16,581
No, I just think it will be easier
496
00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:18,650
to break up with him inside the fish.
497
00:20:18,652 --> 00:20:19,752
You mean it, honey?
498
00:20:19,777 --> 00:20:21,096
Come here you.
499
00:20:21,121 --> 00:20:25,254
500
00:20:25,279 --> 00:20:27,808
_
501
00:20:27,833 --> 00:20:31,327
Well, my company was surprised
I moved it to Langley Falls,
502
00:20:31,352 --> 00:20:34,199
but I had to oversee a
very important merger.
503
00:20:34,201 --> 00:20:36,571
To Mom and Dad's second marriage!
504
00:20:37,079 --> 00:20:38,159
[GLASSES CLINK]
505
00:20:38,937 --> 00:20:42,807
Ahem. Guys, it's great to
be back with the family,
506
00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:44,609
and I'd like to say...
507
00:20:44,881 --> 00:20:47,588
[CHANTING] Disposal. Disposal.
508
00:20:47,613 --> 00:20:51,149
ALL: [CHANTING] Disposal!
Disposal! Disposal!
509
00:20:51,151 --> 00:20:52,398
Disposal!
510
00:20:54,243 --> 00:20:57,031
I'm the glue, baby!
511
00:20:57,056 --> 00:20:58,200
[DISPOSAL WHIRRING]
512
00:20:58,225 --> 00:20:59,820
Bye bye! See you soon!
513
00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:04,023
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