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قدیما در دهه 80 قبلِ این که ویل اسمیت به
یه سوپراستار فیلم های نجات زمین تبدیل شه
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اون یه ستاره رپ محلی فیلادلفیا بود
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که به شاهزاده نوین معروف بود
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به همراه دیجی جازی جف
اونا مثل طوفان کل دنیا رو گرفته بودن
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و باعث شده بودن همه ی ما گند بزنیم
به ریتم ها و آهنگ ها رو خش دار کنیم
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هیچ کس بیشتر از برادرم، بَری
عاشق این کار نبود
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خب ، این دیگه خراب شد
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نیازی به بحث با والدین نیست
اونا اصلا درک نمی کنند
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من عاشق باحالی جازی جف و شاهزاده نوین هستم
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و اینکه همیشه درباره ی
چیزهای باحال و شاد رپ می خونن
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آره و اونا هنوزم تب و تاب دارن
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منظورم اینه که
این آدم ها اساساً عین ما هستن
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واقعاً؟ فکر نمی کنم
خیابون های داغون فیلادلفیای غربی
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هیچ ربطی به
محله های آروم جنکینتوون داشته باشه
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رفیق اینا رو داشته باش
شاهزاده نوین درمورد اینا رپ میخونه
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اینکه چقدر از تکلیف انجام دادن متنفره
عاشق بازی های ویدیویی هست
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و اینکه والدین اصلا قدرت درک ندارن
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- واقعا شبیه خودمون هستن...
- خفه شو ، خفه شو!
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بهترین قسمتش اومد!
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خیلی خب وضعیت ازین قراره
پدر و مادرم یه تعطیلات یه هفته ای رفتن
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رفیق!
قسمت من رو نخون!
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مشخصاً اگه ما یه زوج هیپ هاپ بودیم
تو جزی جف میشدی و من شاهزاده نوین
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من نمی خوام جزی جف باشم
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اون فقط اون پشت وایمیسه
و سرش رو تکون میده
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- همه چی بدون سر تکون دادن از هم میپاچه
- پس تو اون باش، خودت سرت رو تکون بده
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- من نمی خوام سرم رو تکون بدم
- چی میشه اگر هردومون شاهزاده نوین باشیم؟
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صبر کن، همچین چیزی مجازه؟
میشه دو تا شاهزاده باشه؟
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یعنی ما الان تبدیل به یه جفت رپر شدیم
که آینده خیلی روشنی دارن؟
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الان باید لباس رزم بپوشیم؟
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مطمئناً اصطلاحش این نیست
ولی آره فکر کنم همینطو باشه
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این یعنی که ما الان به لباس و تجهیزات
جزی جف و شاهزاده نوین احتیاج داریم
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نئون...رنگ خیابون ها
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اَیی، خیلی روشنه
بیاید این رو امتحان کنین
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مشکلش چیه؟
قیمت این پیراهن 20 دلاره
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این پیراهن طرح داره اونم با یقه پروانه ای
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چیکار می کنی؟
داری گند میزنی به رپ من
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تو فقط 16 سالته
هنوز نمی تونی رپ بخونی
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بذار این لباس ها رو بذاریم سرجاش، لطفا؟
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نه شما برای یادگیری به مدرسه میرید
نه برای اجرای نمایش مد
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بیاید این شلوار راحتی
دو دوردوخت دو طرفه رو امتحان کنید
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اوه پسر، نه!
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اون هیچوقت درک نمیکنه!
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دسامبر سال1980 بود
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اریکا داشت آزادی زندگی داخل کالج رو
احساس میکرد
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خب، یه جورایی!
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- سلام اریکا!
- به من اونجوری نگو اریکا، اریکا!
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Your mom's left like 50 messages.
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50? [SCOFFS] Please.
Don't be so dramatic.
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MAN: You have 49 new messages.
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- Told ya.
- [ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS]
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BEVERLY: Hey, Boopie! It's Mama!
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Haven't heard from you this morning.
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- Call me!
- [BEEP]
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[SINGSONG] Hey, it's me again.
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Thought I'd check in on my only daughter
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and light of my life,
who may be in great danger.
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[STERNLY] Erica, please pick up the phone.
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It's 2:20, and I'm starting to wonder
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if you've been attacked by a bear.
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- Are there bears here?
- No.
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- [BEEP]
- [SOBBING] It's 5:23,
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- and I need to know where you are!
- [BEEP]
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[NORMAL VOICE] I've taken a few deep
breaths, - and I'm good. - [BEEP]
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[VOICE BREAKING]
Now I'm hyperventilating.
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- [BEEP]
- [CHEERILY] Call me!
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- [BEEP]
- [STERNLY] Call me!
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- [BEEP] - Dear, God! I literally
spoke to that woman a few days ago.
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Look, moms worry.
It's, like, what they do.
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- Just pick up next time.
- No!
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If I talk to her once a day,
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then she'll want to talk once an hour
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and then once a minute.
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- When will the madness end?
- I don't think it ever will.
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Your life's gonna be really bad.
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- [DIAL TONE]
- Hello?
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Murray, she picked up for a split second
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and then hung up.
There's only one explanation.
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She doesn't want to talk to you.
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- Go to sleep.
- No.
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She was obviously eating a hard candy,
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and it got lodged in her throat.
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And when she grabbed the phone
to call 911, she passed out!
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What kind of college has
hard candies lying around?
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You don't know!
There could be a lobby with a dish.
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Are you watching that S.O.B.
Phil Donahue again?
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He did an exposé
on choking hazards, Murray.
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Did you know that hard candy
kills more people than smoking?
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That gray-haired bastard.
All he does is make you worry.
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When Erica lived here,
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she was fed and clothed
and had easy BMs.
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Now I don't know what's
going on, and it's torture.
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Are you sleeping?
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I'm up!
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- W-Who's locked out?
- What?!
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You said, um, um, someone's locked out.
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No, you fell asleep again!
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ADULT ADAM: While my mom
was failing to reach Erica,
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my and my big bro
were brainstorming ways
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- to reach rap superstardom.
- As you all know,
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Fresh Prince has what
we in showbiz call "It."
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- Love him.
- So approachable.
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My mom knows his aunt
and hears good things.
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The secret behind
Fresh Prince's success is
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his rhymes are always about
funny, universal topics.
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Example... Parents
just don't understand.
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Naked Rob, do your parents understand?
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No, they don't.
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They said I should at least
wear flip-flops outside.
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Naked Rob don't do flip-flops.
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Gah! I'm super fired up and angry,
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'cause they refuse to understand.
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Which means all we got to do is
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write a song that speaks to
every kid our age, too.
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Easy. Let's do a song
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called "Grown Ups Just Don't Get It."
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That's kind of just another way of
saying "Parents Just Don't Understand."
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Okay, what about "Parents
Just Do Understand"?
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Yeah, but we flip it so it's
"Parents Don't Understand."
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Oh, my God.
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That's just the same song as theirs.
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Fine! Then double flip it...
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"Children Just Do Understand"!
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And what do we understand?
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That all parents don't understand.
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- We did it!
- No!
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We just keep circling back
to the same thing.
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Hey, moron, trying to eat an Eggo,
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and I can't hear myself chew.
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But we're coming up with
a multi-platinum rap single.
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I do not care.
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But we need to record a hit demo.
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Don't care.
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But there's a recording booth at the...
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- Don't care.
- BOTH: But we...
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Bup-bup. I don't care.
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- We're...
- Why don't you...
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I literally do not care.
Go out and rap to the trees.
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- Go!
- BOTH: Fine!
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In that moment, our grumpy-ass dad
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became Barry's inspiration
for our new hit single.
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Wait! That's it.
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We're not gonna do a song about parents.
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All we need is one parent.
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"Dads Just Don't Care."
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Ooh. That's so true.
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And brilliant, 'cause
your dad really doesn't care,
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'cause he's given up on life.
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JTP, drop a beat.
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Time for Fresh Prince
to bust some sick rhymes.
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And Jazzy Jeff
to listen to only one headphone
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- for some reason.
- Let's get it.
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[JTP BEATBOXING] And so we got to work
on our rap masterpiece.
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Meanwhile...
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Geoff Schwartz, get in!
Erica's in grave danger!
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- Seriously?!
- Not yet, but she could be.
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We won't know until we call,
and by "we" I mean "you."
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Oh, God, oh, God, what's happening?!
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- Just get in the damn car!
- But my cello!
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- There's no time!
- [HORN HONKS]
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- Let's move!
- [SCREAMS]
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It was Geoff's worst nightmare...
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Erica was far away and helpless
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and obviously in great danger...
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- [TIRES SCREECH]
- I'm so scared!
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...until he realized she wasn't.
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So, just to be clear,
you want me to talk to Erica
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in front of you while you listen in?
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Don't forget this list of questions.
Make sure to read them word for word.
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- Ooh, it's ringing.
- Wait.
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This feels a smidge super dishonest,
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and I'm not sure if I'm comfort... Hey!
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It's Geoff.
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Uh, I don't know if you're screening,
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but give me a call back, and...
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I'm here.
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Sorry, just dodging my insane mother.
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[SCOFFS] You get it.
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No! No. Totally disagree.
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She's the coolest.
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Um, okay. So, what's going on?
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Not much, just... here in my home,
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in... in my house, where...
where I sit currently,
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on my bed, i-in my room.
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Your room?
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I thought your parents
took your phone away
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because of our long-distance bills.
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I... just got a new one.
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It's yellow, and it's real.
And how are your booms?
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- What?
- Your booms.
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Are... Are... Are you going boom?
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Because a healthy girl goes boom.
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Ew. What the hell, dude?
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I'm sorry, does that mean
that you're not going boom?
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J-Just answer the question.
I'm so sorry about this!
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Forget the booms. Move on.
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Let's talk toenails. Are you clipping
your toenails the right way?
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Because curved clippings make ingrowns.
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- Oh, God, this is hard.
- [PHONE DIALING]
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Did someone else pick up?
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Nope. Ignore that.
It's just me in my house alone.
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- Hello?
- Hello?
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- Hello?
- [WHISPERING] Say something!
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- Hello?
- Hello?
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- Barry?
- Did I dial you? That's so weird.
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I don't even know your number.
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What? No. Geoff dialed me.
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- Geoff?
- Yep!
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Uh... Barry's here, too,
hanging out with me in my house.
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JTP!
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Can you guys get off my line?
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I'm trying to call the library
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to find out what things
rhyme with "Father."
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"Bother"! Now get off the phone!
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- [PHONE DIALING]
- Oh, God.
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- Hello?!
- Hello?
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- Hello?
- Adam?
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Hi, Mrs. Geary, is Jackie there?
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It's Erica, dorkus.
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Why are you at Geoff's house, too?
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- Geoff's house?
- Yeah, my house!
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Go do nerd stuff at your house, Adam!
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I'm panicking.
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Keep cool and ask the questions.
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Uh, how deep are you going with your
Q-tips when you clean your ears?
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- Just tell me right now!
- Pretty deep, bro.
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- Not you!
- Just stop, Geoff.
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I know you're in my kitchen with my mom.
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No! No.
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I'm just, uh, here at the Schwartzes',
having tea with Linda. Yeah.
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Our... Our lines must've gotten crossed.
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Mom, don't ever call me again!
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- Bye, Geoff.
- B-B-Bye, baby.
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Well, Geoff, you really
screwed the pooch on this.
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You know, that cello actually
belongs to the school.
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Gentlemen of the JTP.
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ALL: JTP.
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Thank you for joining us
for what will be
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the most important musical event
of your lives.
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Better than when we saw the greatest
bands in the world play Live Aid?
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1,000%.
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- I literally stake Adam's life on it.
- Wait, what?
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[RAPPING] ♪ Now, here's
a little story about our dad ♪
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♪ He calls us morons
when he gets real mad ♪
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♪ He doesn't wear pants,
and he sits in a chair ♪
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♪ You know what I'm sayin'? ♪
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♪ Dads just don't care ♪
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♪ Oh-kay, here's the situation ♪
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♪ Our dad has a problem
with flatulation ♪
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♪ He doesn't care
about anything, for real ♪
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♪ I got an "A" on a test,
and he said, "Big deal" ♪
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♪ He has no worries, he has no fears ♪
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♪ He hasn't seen a doctor in 15 years ♪
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♪ If we come to our dad
and we need to cry ♪
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♪ He says, "You're ruining
this episode of 'Magnum, P.I.' ♪
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♪ Can't you see I'm busy and
don't wanna be bothered? ♪
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♪ Sometimes I ask God
why he made me a father ♪
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♪ Now leave me alone and go upstairs" ♪
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♪ You know what I'm sayin'?
Dads just don't care ♪
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♪ If you don't know our dad,
hey, don't worry ♪
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♪ Last name Goldberg,
first name Murray ♪
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♪ Most dads play catch
and throw around a ball ♪
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♪ But our dad doesn't care
about his kids at all ♪
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♪ M to the G berg! What a failure! ♪
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Adam! Look! We blew them away!
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Dude, I got to be honest.
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This song is very mean and hurtful.
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Yeah. I-I think what happened here is
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you two were egging
each other on in a vacuum
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and lost all perspective.
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But the good news is,
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you were smart enough
to run it by us first.
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That would have been smart,
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if we hadn't already
given our dad a copy.
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Yes. That is what we did.
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What the hell is this?
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D... Hey, look who's watched
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- a copy of our latest work in progress!
- [CHUCKLES]
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You guys think I'm a bad dad?
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Not you specifically.
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The song's called "Dads Just
Don't Care"... all dads.
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You say my first and last name.
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You're literally shoving me
into the garbage.
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True, true. We did do that.
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Come on, it's just a goof.
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We bust balls, we have fun. You get it.
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Ha. I get it.
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And you know what? Go [Bleep] yourself.
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ALL: Whoa!
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You guys think I nap because I'm lazy?
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No. I nap because I work
my [Bleep] fingers to the bone
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so you little [Bleep] can have
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your dumb [Bleep] tennis shoes
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and your expensive [Bleep] cameras.
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Uh... I feel like we should go.
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No, you little [Bleep]
need to hear this.
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That day, my dad did the one thing
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every parent wishes they could do.
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He called his kids out
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for being spoiled and ungrateful,
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pulling no punches
and speaking from the heart.
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For my dad, it was a taste of glory.
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And if you remember one thing
from this conversation,
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let it be this...
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Hee-haw-hmm!
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It seems Dad cares
a tad more than we thought.
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Yeah.
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I kind of feel we should cut
his name from the song.
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Erica may have hung up
on my mom forever,
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but little did she know,
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Beverly Goldberg
always stays on the line.
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Okay, we've got the party ball,
the Solo cups, the black lights.
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- Now we just need a theme.
- It's our first major rager,
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so we got to go, like, stupid big
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so the campus knows we mean business.
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00:11:11,186 --> 00:11:14,988
So, I was thinking "King Tuts
and Egyptian Sluts."
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Delta Fi just did "King Tuts
and Egyptian Butts."
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Wait, I got it.
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"Girls Just Wanna Drink Rum."
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Oh, my God.
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I have, like, the best
Cyndi Lauper dress ever.
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BEVERLY: Srini?
I can't hear what she's saying?
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- [CHUCKLES]
- Get me closer!
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Is someone, like, spying on us?
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Stay here and don't speak.
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_
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Srini? Why don't I hear voices?
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_
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__
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What's happening?
This silence is killing me.
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_
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_
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__
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Hi! Sorry for the silence.
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00:12:01,211 --> 00:12:04,136
It's 'cause Erica started to, uh, sleep.
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00:12:04,242 --> 00:12:05,707
Sleep? It's only 8:00.
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00:12:05,732 --> 00:12:07,765
See? You worry for nothing, lady.
340
00:12:07,790 --> 00:12:09,613
Anyway, I'm co-hosting a party,
and I have to go.
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00:12:09,638 --> 00:12:12,855
Did she get you on her side by
offering to let you co-host her party?
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00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:14,580
_
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00:12:15,992 --> 00:12:17,558
Srini, what is she doing to me?!
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Damn it. [EXHALES SHARPLY]
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00:12:19,370 --> 00:12:21,003
Murray, Erica's throwing a party.
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And I'm spinning out.
We all got our stuff.
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Donahue did a show about
the horrors of college ragers.
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00:12:26,013 --> 00:12:28,355
Did you know that a keg
can roll over a kid
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just like the boulder
in "Indiana Jones"?
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- What should I do?
- Don't ask me.
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The boys just wrote a song
about what a garbage dad I am.
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Oh, please, stop overreacting.
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00:12:39,149 --> 00:12:40,214
Now, where are my keys?
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I got to drive to D.C. and save Erica
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00:12:42,164 --> 00:12:43,449
before Donahue does a special on her.
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ADULT ADAM: While my mom
overreacted in a blind panic,
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Barry's eyes still hadn't been
opened by Dad's angry rant.
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What up, JTP?
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- Uh... JTP.
- BOTH: JTP.
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00:12:51,625 --> 00:12:52,972
Okay, what's the deal?
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00:12:52,997 --> 00:12:55,731
Your "JTPs" have been
low-energy all week.
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00:12:55,756 --> 00:12:58,613
When your dad chewed you out with
those R-rated Richard Pryor words,
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it, like, changed us.
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00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:02,662
Yeah. I realized my old man's
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00:13:02,687 --> 00:13:04,457
more than just a landscaper
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00:13:04,482 --> 00:13:06,824
who punches holes in the wall
when the Eagles lose.
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00:13:06,849 --> 00:13:07,753
He's a hero.
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00:13:07,778 --> 00:13:11,103
This morning, as my dad was leaving
for his desk job at the bank...
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I just hugged him so tight.
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00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:14,786
I got my dad flowers,
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and he was like,
"What's wrong with you?!"
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And I was like, "I see you."
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And then he broke down crying
in his car.
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What is happening right now?!
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00:13:23,068 --> 00:13:24,534
I'll tell you what's happening.
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You have to apologize to your dad.
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00:13:26,192 --> 00:13:27,358
You guys are right.
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00:13:27,383 --> 00:13:28,982
Our only choice is to suck it up
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and do the mature thing...
write another rap.
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00:13:31,420 --> 00:13:32,582
You sure, Bar?
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00:13:32,607 --> 00:13:34,574
Maybe we should just be
a normal family this one time
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- and say "sorry"?
- Never.
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00:13:36,057 --> 00:13:38,878
Think about it... What better
way to get us out of trouble
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than to do the exact same thing
that got us into trouble?
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00:13:42,752 --> 00:13:45,419
So we rap about the ways
Dad doesn't totally suck?
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00:13:45,527 --> 00:13:48,707
I'm on it, DJ.
Drop an apology beat, JTP.
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00:13:48,732 --> 00:13:50,730
We all really think
you should just say "sorry."
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00:13:50,755 --> 00:13:52,689
- Right now.
- Okay.
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00:13:53,195 --> 00:13:55,269
And so Barry whipped up a hot new verse.
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00:13:55,294 --> 00:13:58,518
Meanwhile, my sister's wild "Girls
Just Wanna Drink Rum" party
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was out of control.
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00:14:00,534 --> 00:14:02,301
It was wall-to-wall Cyndi Laupers
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00:14:02,326 --> 00:14:03,926
grinding on drunk frat boys
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00:14:03,951 --> 00:14:07,219
dressed as her MTV music-video
sidekick Captain Lou Albano.
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00:14:07,244 --> 00:14:09,111
I'm gonna live forever!
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00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:11,289
- [CROWD CHEERS]
- Whoo!
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This party is out of control, Erica.
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How many people did you invite?
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00:14:15,137 --> 00:14:17,785
Who cares? Let's get gro-o-o-ss!
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00:14:17,810 --> 00:14:20,244
Come on! Someone stole all of our CDs
401
00:14:20,269 --> 00:14:21,836
and punched a hole through our wall.
402
00:14:22,233 --> 00:14:23,253
We got to shut this down.
403
00:14:23,278 --> 00:14:27,414
As if. Let's do things tonight
we'll regret tomorrow!
404
00:14:27,439 --> 00:14:30,006
ALL: Girls just wanna drink rum!
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00:14:30,591 --> 00:14:32,941
Loose keg. Donahue was right.
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00:14:32,966 --> 00:14:34,371
Mama's comin', baby.
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00:14:34,396 --> 00:14:36,563
Erica, you need to get down.
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00:14:36,588 --> 00:14:38,187
Oh, my God. Listen to yourself.
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00:14:38,212 --> 00:14:39,566
You sound just like a mom.
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00:14:39,591 --> 00:14:41,157
Yep, Erica would hate to admit it,
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00:14:41,182 --> 00:14:43,925
but she couldn't help
but go into full Bev Mode.
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00:14:43,950 --> 00:14:44,777
Enough.
413
00:14:44,802 --> 00:14:46,635
My neighbor's gardener's son
fell off of a dresser,
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00:14:46,660 --> 00:14:49,105
and now he spends his whole life
with a comfort dog.
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00:14:49,130 --> 00:14:50,238
It's true.
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00:14:50,263 --> 00:14:51,762
He also does swim therapy
417
00:14:51,787 --> 00:14:53,785
and fist fights with his own shadow.
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00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:54,691
Hi, sweet face.
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00:14:54,716 --> 00:14:56,382
Mom, what the hell are you doing here?!
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00:14:56,407 --> 00:14:58,808
Worrying! And it's a good thing I was,
421
00:14:58,833 --> 00:15:00,566
because this party is out of hand.
422
00:15:00,591 --> 00:15:02,992
You have to stop calling
and worrying all the time.
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00:15:03,017 --> 00:15:07,086
I just need to know that you are
safe and snug and okay.
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00:15:07,111 --> 00:15:10,078
Everything is 100% fine.
425
00:15:15,698 --> 00:15:17,398
Someone broke the dresser.
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00:15:17,740 --> 00:15:19,214
It was me.
427
00:15:19,239 --> 00:15:21,206
As Erica finally
broke through to our mom,
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00:15:21,231 --> 00:15:24,098
me and Barry were ready
to bust out our latest apology.
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00:15:24,184 --> 00:15:25,750
Hello, Father. We see you're enjoying
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00:15:25,775 --> 00:15:28,175
your nightly snack of Snyder's
hard pretzels and milk.
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00:15:28,350 --> 00:15:29,783
However, we'd like a moment.
432
00:15:29,808 --> 00:15:32,508
As you know, yesterday
some things were said...
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00:15:32,533 --> 00:15:34,918
mostly by you in a mean, shouty way...
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00:15:34,943 --> 00:15:38,234
but we're here to make it better
through the healing power of rap.
435
00:15:38,388 --> 00:15:39,921
It's fine. Just drop it.
436
00:15:39,946 --> 00:15:41,746
"Drop a fresh beat," you mean.
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00:15:41,820 --> 00:15:45,855
DJ Ad, play our latest video
for our hero M to the G.
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[RAPPING] ♪ Oh-kay,
here's the situation ♪
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00:15:49,518 --> 00:15:51,818
♪ We may have made
a few harsh accusations ♪
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00:15:51,843 --> 00:15:54,177
♪ But our dad cares about us
in many ways ♪
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00:15:54,202 --> 00:15:56,536
♪ When we go out to eat,
he's the guy who pays ♪
442
00:15:56,561 --> 00:15:59,061
♪ And he buys us clothes
and books and more ♪
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00:15:59,086 --> 00:16:01,386
♪ He'll even buy the stuff
that we break in a store ♪
444
00:16:01,411 --> 00:16:03,945
♪ When it comes to spending big,
our dad's no fool ♪
445
00:16:03,970 --> 00:16:06,036
♪ That's why he put us both
in private school ♪
446
00:16:07,606 --> 00:16:09,425
BOTH: ♪ Our dad pays for stuff! ♪
447
00:16:09,450 --> 00:16:12,386
After those super-kind rhymes,
our dad was sure to forgive us.
448
00:16:12,380 --> 00:16:13,230
Mm, no.
449
00:16:13,255 --> 00:16:14,058
- No?!
- No?!
450
00:16:14,083 --> 00:16:16,808
The only nice thing you can say about me
is that I pay for stuff?
451
00:16:16,833 --> 00:16:17,691
What am I, a bank?
452
00:16:17,716 --> 00:16:19,105
Banks are awesome.
453
00:16:19,138 --> 00:16:21,168
They have unlimited money and lollipops.
454
00:16:21,193 --> 00:16:22,659
I know what a bank is!
455
00:16:22,684 --> 00:16:24,817
All the tellers are named Debbie.
456
00:16:24,842 --> 00:16:27,113
They can turn your dollar bills
into coins.
457
00:16:27,138 --> 00:16:29,722
Can we stop talking about banks?
I'm good. I don't care.
458
00:16:29,747 --> 00:16:31,652
But you do care. That's clear now.
459
00:16:31,677 --> 00:16:34,011
Look, I had a dad
who really didn't care...
460
00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:36,793
about me, my brother,
pretty much anything.
461
00:16:36,818 --> 00:16:38,644
I just hated him for it.
462
00:16:38,669 --> 00:16:40,803
When you guys were born,
I promised myself
463
00:16:40,828 --> 00:16:42,503
I'd do anything not to turn into him.
464
00:16:42,528 --> 00:16:45,722
And if this is how you see me,
I guess I did.
465
00:16:48,361 --> 00:16:50,001
We had insulted our dad yet again,
466
00:16:50,026 --> 00:16:52,549
so Barry and I took one
last shot at saying sorry.
467
00:16:52,574 --> 00:16:54,659
Hello, Father. We see you're enjoying
468
00:16:54,684 --> 00:16:56,851
your morning meal
of Steak-umms and eggs.
469
00:16:56,876 --> 00:16:58,542
However, we'd like
a moment of your time.
470
00:16:58,724 --> 00:17:00,423
No, damn it. Move it along.
471
00:17:00,448 --> 00:17:03,349
Don't worry, we're not busting
any sweet rhymes this time.
472
00:17:03,374 --> 00:17:04,673
We're just gonna speak from the heart.
473
00:17:04,698 --> 00:17:05,558
That sounds worse.
474
00:17:05,583 --> 00:17:07,911
Look, are you the perfect father?
475
00:17:07,936 --> 00:17:09,129
Not even close.
476
00:17:09,154 --> 00:17:11,655
You're way too loud.
You're constantly aggravated.
477
00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:12,661
You're super gassy.
478
00:17:12,686 --> 00:17:14,958
You once fell asleep during
a parent-teacher conference.
479
00:17:14,983 --> 00:17:16,850
You once fell asleep
at Thanksgiving dinner.
480
00:17:16,875 --> 00:17:19,242
You fell asleep at a stoplight
many times.
481
00:17:19,267 --> 00:17:21,367
You've got a real problem
with sleep, man.
482
00:17:21,392 --> 00:17:22,935
Are you done with your apology?
483
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:26,106
No. You may be all those
things, but you're also
484
00:17:26,131 --> 00:17:28,398
the most dependable dad
any kid could ask for.
485
00:17:28,423 --> 00:17:30,223
We know, at the end of every day,
486
00:17:30,248 --> 00:17:32,629
you're gonna be there in that chair,
487
00:17:32,654 --> 00:17:34,153
without pants on,
488
00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:36,551
making sure we have food and clothes
489
00:17:36,576 --> 00:17:37,973
and whatever stupid thing we want.
490
00:17:37,998 --> 00:17:39,798
We know you're always gonna
protect us...
491
00:17:39,969 --> 00:17:43,442
from the world, from ourselves,
from anything bad.
492
00:17:43,467 --> 00:17:46,201
And no, you're not perfect,
but you're our dad.
493
00:17:46,431 --> 00:17:47,897
And we love you.
494
00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:50,643
Let's just forget about this
and move on.
495
00:17:56,579 --> 00:17:58,153
- You okay?
- ♪ Oh, Daddy dear ♪
496
00:17:58,267 --> 00:17:59,403
Get out of here.
497
00:17:59,428 --> 00:18:00,994
Or we could give you a big hug.
498
00:18:01,019 --> 00:18:02,333
Do not hug me.
499
00:18:02,633 --> 00:18:05,200
Don't. What?
500
00:18:07,988 --> 00:18:10,911
- You guys are morons.
- We know.
501
00:18:10,936 --> 00:18:13,003
Turns out, we didn't need some epic song
502
00:18:13,028 --> 00:18:13,942
to win our dad back.
503
00:18:13,967 --> 00:18:16,201
As for our mom,
she finally was able to see
504
00:18:16,226 --> 00:18:19,051
that perhaps she didn't need
to worry so much.
505
00:18:19,076 --> 00:18:21,973
Here, try Bevy's secret hangover recipe.
506
00:18:21,998 --> 00:18:23,498
Why does it smell like fish?
507
00:18:23,617 --> 00:18:24,816
That's the shrimp.
508
00:18:24,841 --> 00:18:26,958
It's the aspirin of the sea. Drink up.
509
00:18:26,983 --> 00:18:28,512
You're, like, the best mom ever.
510
00:18:28,537 --> 00:18:30,571
In that moment, my sister realized
511
00:18:30,596 --> 00:18:33,958
she really was lucky to have a mom always
waiting on the other side of the phone.
512
00:18:34,424 --> 00:18:36,157
Well, I guess you were right
513
00:18:36,182 --> 00:18:37,809
to come up here and check in
on what an idiot I am.
514
00:18:37,834 --> 00:18:41,592
No. You were the only one
taking care of things around here.
515
00:18:41,617 --> 00:18:44,590
I was so worried at the party
last night.
516
00:18:44,615 --> 00:18:47,465
And if that's even a fraction
of what you feel for me...
517
00:18:48,022 --> 00:18:49,067
...then I'm sorry.
518
00:18:49,092 --> 00:18:51,692
Look, all I want is
to know that you're okay.
519
00:18:51,717 --> 00:18:54,692
So how 'bout this? One call a night.
520
00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:56,965
All you have to say is,
"Mama, I'm good."
521
00:18:56,990 --> 00:18:58,957
That's it? Just three words?
522
00:18:58,982 --> 00:19:00,815
Honestly, that is all I need.
523
00:19:00,946 --> 00:19:03,313
I think I can swing that.
524
00:19:03,992 --> 00:19:06,668
Truth is, it's not the parents
that don't understand.
525
00:19:06,693 --> 00:19:09,426
It's us kids who don't get where
our parents are coming from
526
00:19:09,451 --> 00:19:10,340
and how hard it can be.
527
00:19:10,365 --> 00:19:11,848
Now that you know we love you,
528
00:19:11,873 --> 00:19:14,286
just admit it... our video's awesome.
529
00:19:15,303 --> 00:19:16,333
- It's all right.
- ♪ Hide her away... ♪
530
00:19:17,653 --> 00:19:19,513
In the end, the best way
to be understood...
531
00:19:19,538 --> 00:19:21,404
[PHONE RINGS] ...is just to let
your family know you care,
532
00:19:21,429 --> 00:19:23,122
even if it's just a quick check-in.
533
00:19:23,438 --> 00:19:24,176
Hello?
534
00:19:24,201 --> 00:19:25,734
Mama, I'm good.
535
00:19:26,229 --> 00:19:27,497
Goodnight.
536
00:19:27,522 --> 00:19:28,719
Night.
537
00:19:28,903 --> 00:19:30,844
'Cause we can all sleep easy
knowing there's
538
00:19:30,869 --> 00:19:33,837
someone out there who loves us
no matter what time it is.
539
00:19:36,785 --> 00:19:38,754
540
00:19:38,779 --> 00:19:39,801
_
541
00:19:39,826 --> 00:19:41,200
- [BEEP]
- BEVERLY: Adam, it's Mom. Give me a call.
542
00:19:41,225 --> 00:19:42,223
- [BEEP]
- Call me back.
543
00:19:42,248 --> 00:19:43,581
- [BEEP]
- I'm worried to death.
544
00:19:43,606 --> 00:19:45,339
- [BEEP]
- Call me immediately.
545
00:19:45,364 --> 00:19:47,668
- [BEEP]
- I haven't spoken to you all day.
546
00:19:47,693 --> 00:19:49,434
- [BEEP]
- I didn't sleep all last night.
547
00:19:49,459 --> 00:19:50,891
- [BEEP]
- If I don't hear from you soon,
548
00:19:50,916 --> 00:19:52,516
I'm getting on the next plane.
549
00:19:52,541 --> 00:19:55,278
[BEEP] Remember me, the woman
that gave birth to you?
550
00:19:55,303 --> 00:19:56,481
- [BEEP]
- I love you.
551
00:19:56,506 --> 00:19:59,050
It's your mom, and I'm
looking at plane tickets now.
552
00:19:59,654 --> 00:20:00,997
BARRY: It's finally here...
553
00:20:01,022 --> 00:20:03,545
"The Goldbergs Mixtape,"
our first album,
554
00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:05,899
including classic hits
like "Ferris Wheel."
555
00:20:05,924 --> 00:20:07,231
♪ Ferris wheel, Ferris, Ferris wheel ♪
556
00:20:07,256 --> 00:20:08,389
- ["LOVE NINJA" PLAYS]
- Plus "Love Ninja,"
557
00:20:08,414 --> 00:20:10,314
"Eternal Flame," "Barry is the Man,"
558
00:20:10,339 --> 00:20:11,371
"Bad Boy, Good Guy,"
559
00:20:11,396 --> 00:20:13,020
"Judah Macabee, Dinosaur Hunter,"
560
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,811
the awesome cover of "Tom Sawyer,"
561
00:20:14,836 --> 00:20:16,603
"We're Playing D & D" by Kurtis Blow,
562
00:20:16,628 --> 00:20:19,840
and many other awesome songs
that mock our super-lazy father.
563
00:20:19,865 --> 00:20:21,856
So wake up and buy it now!
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