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Dr.

Quasar, cardiology. Dr. Quasar, cardiology.

Dr.

Quasar, cardiology.

Well, hello there, Mrs. Campbell.

We have your blood work results and good news.

Everything is perfectly normal.

But is it really normal, doctor?

That's what I said.

You're very healthy.

You have no idea.

Yes, I do. I'm a doctor.

Yes.

A family doctor.

Yes, I am.

You know, it's so hot that there's a doctor in my family.

It's like you're my step -doctor. No, no.

I'm not. I'm just your run -of -the -mill average family doctor.

Just a family doctor to many families.

So hot.

Not really. It's pretty normal, actually.

But is it really ordinary, Doctor?

Um, I don't think we should be doing this.

But why not?

You're my step -doctor.

No, really.

Um, that's not a thing. I am not your step -doctor. I have a family and a dog.

Doggy style with my step -doctor.

Ma 'am, there is no such thing as step -doctor.

There could be.

I am actually gay.

I am actually really gay. I am not related to you in any way, shape,

or form.

I am just your average gay.

Family doctor.

How much do you like that dog of yours?

What did you say about my dog?

I love my dog. My dog is my best friend.

Well, I suggest if you ever want to see that dog again, you listen to everything

I have to say.

Are you blackmailing me?

Yes.

Are we doing this?

I'll do anything for my dog.

That was technically consent. Let's do this.