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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,950 --> 00:00:20,010 And as you can see from this diagram that I've been working on for the past 2 00:00:20,010 --> 00:00:24,710 several days, we are not related in any way, shape, or form. I've gone back four 3 00:00:24,710 --> 00:00:29,010 generations, and the closest thing that I can find is that your great -great 4 00:00:29,010 --> 00:00:34,350 -grandfather, Phineas, shared a sasparilla with my great -great -great 5 00:00:34,350 --> 00:00:39,570 -grandfather. 27th cousin on my mother's side, and while they were fond of each 6 00:00:39,570 --> 00:00:40,570 other, they never married. 7 00:00:41,930 --> 00:00:44,730 It was like the Old West equivalent of a Tinder date. 8 00:00:45,610 --> 00:00:48,590 But I am so attracted to you. 9 00:00:50,250 --> 00:00:55,430 And I am so attracted to you too, but I am just your accountant, and that is all 10 00:00:55,430 --> 00:00:56,430 I will ever be. 11 00:00:56,930 --> 00:00:58,890 My step -accountant? 12 00:00:59,170 --> 00:01:01,510 No, I'm not your step -anything. 13 00:01:01,870 --> 00:01:03,490 I trust your taxes. 14 00:01:04,489 --> 00:01:05,690 I am so confused. 15 00:01:06,510 --> 00:01:10,050 How can I be feeling this way about somebody that I'm not even related to by 16 00:01:10,050 --> 00:01:11,890 marriage of two people in our immediate family? 17 00:01:12,810 --> 00:01:14,310 How can I even process this? 18 00:01:15,430 --> 00:01:18,070 Can you at least tell me you're going to make sure I get audited if I don't have 19 00:01:18,070 --> 00:01:18,949 sex with you? 20 00:01:18,950 --> 00:01:23,730 Well, that may be taboo, but it's not pure. 21 00:01:27,130 --> 00:01:32,740 Without violating the trust of those nearest and dearest to our hearts, I 22 00:01:32,740 --> 00:01:34,140 can't do this. It doesn't feel right. 23 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:38,240 You're right. 24 00:01:39,340 --> 00:01:40,360 I'm going to bring it up again. 25 00:01:41,660 --> 00:01:42,940 I guess I'll see you next year. 26 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:44,560 Wait. 27 00:01:44,980 --> 00:01:46,540 Actually, you are being audited. 28 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:47,940 But don't worry. 29 00:01:48,420 --> 00:01:50,940 My stepbrother works for the IRS. 30 00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:55,200 And I know just what to do to make this all go away. 2321