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FLO: We'll save you, Jo.

But you must stay completely still.

One false move, and he's an omelette.

If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times -

we need a dishwasher!

PHONE RINGS I'm on it!

Jo! Oh, no!

Oh, no! Jo! You OK?

JO CHIRPS, RINGING CONTINUES

Ah, phew! Oh! Oh, my heart!

Hello, Coop Troop! Maggie speaking. How can we help?

It's Albert. I was giving him some therapy to help him,

but he gone loco-loopy!

We hear you, Crystal. Be over in a flash!

The dishes will have to wait, we've got a mission!

Ha-ha! Stack 'em!

I'll take missions over dishes any day!

Me too! Absolutely!

Let's go!

Jo!

Billy!

Flo!

Clive!

Maggie!

ALL: We are the Coop Troop!

FLO: Knowing Albert, it'll be something tiny

like a chipped tooth or a bad fur day.

Where is everyone? What happened?

It's so... lifeless.

You're right, Billy. HARMONICA PLAYS

Who's that?

Albert?

That's "Sheriff Albert" to you.

LAUGHTER Nice one, Albert!

For a minute there, Albert, you had us worried!

CRYSTAL: Psst! Huh?

Psst!

Are you crazy?! Don't provoke him, the Sheriff...

he has a serious temper!

Sheriff? You mean Albert?

The guinea pig who's scared of his own reflection?

Let me tell you what happen.

'Albert, he come to me for his nerves,

'and all I say is stand up straight, make the eye contact,

'don't let the world push him around no more.

'But soon, I realise it work too well.'

That's for speeding.

Seriously, dude? Don't test me, kid.

I hope you enjoyed storytime with old stretch-neck here.

Oh! That is such a revolting habit.

Cos she ain't wrong.

I'm cleaning up the mean streets of Animauville

one no-good varmint at a time. Heh, take a look-see.

BILLY: Huh?

I'm gonna level with you. I did not see this one coming.

Yep! There's a new sheriff in town, folks, and he doesn't miss a thing!

Which means you can't park the Coop there, by the way.

Let me handle this. Good for you, Albert.

Why shouldn't you stand up for yourself a little more?

Perhaps just tone it down a little?

Oh! I take it back.

Stop this nonsense at once, Albert!

Now, where did I stash the bolt cutters?

Huh? What on Earth?

She's here, Sheriff, sir! She...

Sorry. I'm a rule-follower. You're under arrest, chicken!

Agh! Unhand me! What are you doing, Albert?

Let me out at once! Albert!

Who's next? Any rulebreakin' goin' on here?

Come on, just gimme an excuse.

Maggie borrows the farmer's braces to go bungee-jumping,

and Billy picks his nose and eats it! I don't!

For the last time, Clive,

Albert is not a real sheriff!

But he's got a big, shiny badge!

Oh!

OK, I'll double-back and bust out Flo.

You three distract him. How?

The Sheriff's looking for lawbreakers,

so break some laws!

Hm? CLIVE SIGHS

There.

I say we rob a bank.

CLIVE AND JO GASP Who are you?

Give up, outlaws!

Oh, thank goodness. It worked!

Finally!

I don't think I could handle much longer cooped up like this.

It wears a chicken down after a while.

It's only been six minutes. Hm?

Less talking, more jail breaking.

Hey, thanks, Albert.

Think I was born yesterday? These clowns.

Sorry, Maggie. I guess he didn't fall for it.

Take this! And this! What is Clive doing?

Nasty plant!

Yeah! Clive, you can stop now.

Boy, he's hard work sometimes.

Will you get a load of this?

The mighty Coop Troop caged by a hamster.

Albert is a guinea pig, actually.

Huh. Never knew that. Still don't care.

Now listen up, before you ask,

I ain't gonna pick the lock for you. Trade secrets, you understand.

But I could show you how to pickpocket

the key right off his belt.

But that would be stealing - and from the sheriff, too!

ALL: He's not a real sheriff!

Sorry. OK, guys.

Come closer and listen carefully.

INDISTINCT WHISPERING

Frankie! Now!

Incarcerated! And so young!

I'm just glad Mother isn't alive to see it.

Your mother calls you every Tuesday night.

Make yourself at home!

I delivered you the last remaining members of the troop, Sheriff.

If you don't mind, I'll enjoy my complete pardon now,

as agreed.

Heh-heh-heh.

Fine. You better run along, before I change my mind.

That's that, then.

With all of us behind bars,

there's no-one left to stop Albert now.

Not quite all of us. Where's Jo?

Come on! come on! Jo!

Get back here! You hard-boiled criminal! Git!

Oh, no, poor Jo!

This all my fault. I must help him.

Jo!

Gotcha!

Don't you worry! You'll get yours!

Come on, Jo. There is no shame in hiding.

CHIRPING

I know. You do not want to abandon your friends.

Maybe we should take my own advice and stand up for ourselves, huh?

JO CHIRPS

Hey! ALL: Huh?

I could arrest all of you for loitering. Break it up.

I didn't put that one up.

Who is it?

That's Sharp-Shootin' Sheldon McEgg,

the meanest bandit in the west side of Animauville.

Surely, you've heard of him, Sheriff?

Uh, yeah, of course.

Sharp-Shootin' Sheldon McEgg!

Looks like the dude's expecting a showdown.

Er, ahem... "Please, Sheriff,

"you have to shave..." Huh?

WHISPERS: Save.

"You have to save us." Save us!

This is my town! Bandit!

What? Whoa! Take it easy now!

Help!

JO CHUCKLES

Argh!

ALBERT PANTING There you go!

I don't wanna be the sheriff any more!

There's no way! Argh!

I wonder what changed his mind.

Something must've scared him back to his old self.

Bravo!

Mission accomplished.

All thanks to Sharp-Shootin' Sheldon McEgg!

Now... Where is the stamp?

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