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FARMER HUMMING
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Trust me, the Massage Master 3000
is perfectly safe -
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as my test subject Clive will now
hopefully demonstrate.
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Ooh! Very impressive, Flo.
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I'm just not sure being
pummelled pork is quite my thing.
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Oh! Oh, heh-heh.
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Oh, that's quite nice, actually.
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Always good to try something new!
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Speaking of which, Maggie,
I was thinking maybe...
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one day, I could, you know,
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try being the one
who answers the phone?
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Great idea, Billy! Next time someone
buzzes, the phone's all yours.
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PHONE RINGS
On it!
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Look out!
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Hello, Maggie speaking.
How can I help you?
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Ow, ow, ow...
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Hello? Hello? Somebody there?
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Argh!
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Hello?
LISPING: 'Esther! It's me!
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'My tum ith tuck!'
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You want a thumb for a butt?
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Wrong number.
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Whoops!
Sorry, Billy, force of habit.
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Hmm.
PHONE RINGS
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JO CHIRPS
'Esther!
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'My tum ith tuck!'
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Your son's a duck?
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That's odd...
Erm, I think it's Esther.
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And she says her tongue is stuck!
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You've gotta helf me!
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Esther wants some... elf tea?
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She said, "You've gotta help me."
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Nice translating, Billy!
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We've got work to do, gang!
Stack 'em!
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Ooh! A mission!
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Let's go troopers!
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Mission To-oo-ngue Twister!
Oh!
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Great!
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Stack 'em!
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Jo!
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Billy!
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Flo!
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Clive!
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Maggie!
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ALL: We are the Coop Troop!
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LISPING: Geth this off of my tongue!
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Esther,
it's very important you stay calm.
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Hurry, I think her brain
might be frozen, too!
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I think she said, erm,
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"Get this glass off my tongue."
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Esther, don't worry, we're on it!
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OK, team, this is your standard
"chameleon with their tongue
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"frozen to the side
of a fruit smoothie" situation
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that we must have faced
a million times before!
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Er... any ideas?
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Er...
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Pull?
Hmm.
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ESTHER EXCLAIMING
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MUFFLED: My tongue is long,
but not that long!
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What did she say?!
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Be careful... of her lungs?
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"My tongue is long,
but not that long."
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Ow!
"Ow."
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Got that one. Thanks, Billy.
Never fear, Esther.
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We'll try pulling the glass,
instead!
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In hindsight,
that was a terrible idea,
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and I apologise.
ESTHER GROANS
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Change of plan, everyone!
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It's time we took this up a notch.
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Nope! Nope! Nope!
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Hmm... Oh!
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ALL GASP
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Huh?
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Hm...
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FLO CHUCKLES
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Uh-oh!
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Argh!
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Ooh!
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One fully thawed
chameleon tongue!
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Mission accomplished.
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Word of advice, darling -
maybe next time,
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lay off the frozen fruit smoothies
and stick to eating flies.
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BUZZING
Huh?
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Ah!
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MUFFLED: It's still not "gurkin"!
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They're delicious, my love,
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but I don't think gherkins
will help.
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No, not "gherkin"!
She said, "It's still not workin'!"
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This is way more serious
than I thought!
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Esther's strained her tongue,
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and a chameleon
without a tongue is like...
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a cow without its tongue.
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Or a cat.
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Or a dog.
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JO CHIRPS
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Yes, Jo, llamas need their tongues,
too. Look, it doesn't matter.
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If Esther can't catch a fly herself,
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then we're going to have to do it
for her.
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Target acquired!
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Watch and learn, my friends,
watch and learn.
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Ya! Hyah!
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CRASHING
Oh, dear.
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Come here, you pesky little...
Oh! Oh!
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MAGGIE YELLING
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Argh! Oof.
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Bad move, buddy.
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So... did I get it?
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Noth even close.
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"Not even close."
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We need a change of plan,
something really smart.
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JO CHIRPS
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You're right. Good idea, Jo.
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Or we could push bins
around the house.
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Billy, stay here with Esther.
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Clive, Maggie, with me.
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CHIRPING
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What's he saying?
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What do flies love more
than flying?
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Erm...
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Begins with a T?
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Tacos? Turtles?
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Ah! Tambourines!
JO: Uh-uh.
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Trash.
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That would have been
my fourth guess.
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FLO AND CLIVE SIGH
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Ew! How horrid!
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We stake out the trash
and let the fly come to us.
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Clear? Places, everyone.
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I'll get it!
CLIVE CHUCKLES
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Hmm...
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Wait until we see movement.
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Hmm.
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Hyah!
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Yes! I've got it!
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Oh, look at me!
This shirt is ruined.
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Ugh! Get off me!
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LISPING:
What a bunch of total morbons.
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What was that?
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Er, she said you're a bunch
of total... heroes!
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Time to go mechanical on this fly.
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? Uh, oh-oh
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? Hit it, hit it, hit it
Hit it, hit it... ?
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Ew... Ugh!
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FLY BUZZING
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Perhaps we should play
the long game -
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we grow a monster Venus fly.
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Trap from seed, wait six months
and then snap!
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Catch the blighter.
Ugh.
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Gith me a breakth.
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Oh! "Give me a break"? I'm think
I'm getting the hang of this!
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Gotcha!
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I don't know why we don't try
a gentler approach.
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Maybe sing to the fly and...
KNOCKING ON DOOR
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Or maybe not.
Oh, my heart! Oh!
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That's 200 horsepower of
super sticky fly-catching genius.
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Trust me, gang,
there's no escape from this thing!
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Three, two...
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Wait, maybe we should talk
about this! ..one.
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Go!
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More power!
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Agh!
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Famous last words.
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Hyah!
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Do something, Clive!
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Certainly not.
I've just got myself clean!
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Time to ram up. I'm coming!
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That's it, Billy!
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Press the "off" button!
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That's my sheep!
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? Come down, little fly
Come down, little fly. ?
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He sings like a furry angel.
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ESTHER SLURPS
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Look at that! Just in time!
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BOTH: Go free!
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Aw!
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What's up with that?
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I prefer vegan smoothies.
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Once you've cleaned up this mess,
you can make me one!
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Anyone understand her?
JO: Uh-uh.
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Er, didn't get that. Sorry, Esther!
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MAGGIE: Mission accomplished!
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Billy, do you wanna do this?
I think you've earned it.
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LISPING: Don't mind if do!
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Yes! Ha-ha!
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Oh, Billy!
Ha-ha.
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