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FLO HUMMING

Billy, I don't suppose you're wondering what I'm doing?

Hmm?

Um, well...

Well, since you've asked, this exercise improves my posture!

Hmm. You dapper devil, you!

If I want to win Premiere Pig, my standing must be perfect.

Oh! I thought you didn't care about winning that competition?

Of course, I don't!

Ah! CLIVE SNORTS

I'm just doing it for the farmer. Duty calls. You understand.

Uh-huh. And pigs can fly. PHONE RINGS

On it!

Coop Troop, Maggie speaking. How can we help?

Hey, Maggie. It's Elvis. I'm in a bit of a jam.

I'm all ears.

Well, I was just hangin' by the bridge,

groovin' to my tunes...

UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS

ELVIS HUMMING

Huh? GASPS

So, you want us to fish your headphones out of the river?

Yeah. I'm, like, lost without 'em. You know what I mean?

No worries. We are licensed in water rescue. Be right there!

We have a mission!

Gather up the wetsuits, gang!

I can't possibly join you.

It's the County Fair, the farmer will be looking for me.

Plus, I just gave myself a hooficure!

Hooficure, shmooficure!

SNORTS Ooh!

Troopers minus Clive,

Mission Headphones is a go. Stack 'em!

ALL: Whee!

Jo!

Billy!

Flo!

Clive!

Maggie!

ALL: We are the Coop Troop!

Good luck, beautiful and courageous ones!

CHUCKLES

Posture, Clive, posture.

Hmm. Agh!

Woohoo!

Watch it!

This is why I don't like you riding up front.

I can't see where I'm...

Whoa!

ALL YELLING

Argh! Whoa!

Everyone all right? Uh-huh.

We're fine back here!

Abandon ship! Whoa!

Nobody move!

Phew! For a moment there,

I thought we were goners. GASPS

Argh! Maggie, your ears!

Now, just stay like that.

No problemo. ELVIS: My peeps!

Hey, this looks like a crazy strategy

for finding my headphones.

But you're the pros. Elvis!

Quick, go get Clive at the farm!

He's the only one strong enough to pull us off this bridge.

MAGGIE WHIMPERS Wah!

Gotcha!

HE HUMS

Faster, Elvis! Faster!

? Bah, bah, bah Bah-bah, bah-doo, bah... ?

DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ON STEREO

And... right and left and back and forth.

And right and left and back and forth. And hold.

Applause. And shy. Accept it.

And turn. And leave.

CROW CAWS

And right and left and back and forth.

And right and left and back and forth. And spin!

And pose, and turn, and flick.

CAWING CONTINUES And turn, and move, and turn.

And turn... Oh!

CAWING Oof!

You just wish you had such a beautiful shirt!

Urgh! Must clean this up.

CREAKING

GASPS, PANTING

Well, lovely day.

Oh, no!

MUSIC STOPS

Look at the state of this place. Really mucky, innit?

FARMER MUMBLES

Psst. Psst!

Psst! Yo, Clive!

Time to go, big fella!

You're gonna win me that all-you-can-eat breakfast.

Now, hop on up!

CLIVE SNORTS

Elvis? What are you doing here?

Your buddies are about to plunge into the river! Oh!

What?!

That pig never wants to get in the truck.

Oh!

Do something!

I got an idea!

SNIFFS Achoo!

TYRE HISSES

Oh, you're joking!

I hope there's a spare in the barn.

Let's go have a lookie an' see. You stay there, pig.

Oh, my beautiful shirt!

No time for sobbing, Clive, we gotta get to the bridge!

Right, chins up! Off we go!

BILLY WHIMPERING

FLO: Nobody move.

My ears are getting real tired.

Don't you dare move them.

But... No!

What about the itch on my nose? It's driving me batty!

Fine. Scratch on the count of three.

One, two, three.

We did it! Whoa!

Everyone back up!

Whoa!

PANTING

GASPS

Oh, no! No, no, no! Shoo! Shoo!

Shoo, you nasty birds!

What do those crows eat?

Clive? Is that you!?

It is! Not to worry!

I'll have this sorted out in a jiffy.

CLIVE STRAINS

Oh, no... Maybe a running jump?

Good thinking!

Help!

Clive? That's too far, man!

Well, my shirt is ruined beyond all hope.

But at least I found these! Oh!

Nice! Thank you, Clive!

We need to attach some weight to the back,

and then we can tip it down. Hmm...

If only you could stick something to it, you know, like a rock!

Ready? Do it man, do it.

I've got a motivational beat in my ears.

Yes! Oh, man, not again.

Not to worry!

It's working, it's working!

I'm just no good without my tunes.

Don't move! Be right back.

Pretend you're carrying books on your head!

Ooh, I can do that!

INHALES, EXHALES DEEPLY

Whoa! Ooh...

Yes! Yes!

Whee! Yes!

ALL STRAIN

And voila! You did it!

Clive, you did it! You did it!

Way to go, dude!

Oh, I... I suppose it was rather heroic.

But you've missed the County Fair!

Oh, that silly thing? It's fine.

We've still got time. Get in!

Ooh! Let's go!

But what about my headphones?

Try this!

Thanks, Coop Troop! Let's go!

Woohoo! BELL RINGS

See you, guys!

Oh, what's the use? I'm a mess.

Oh, shush! We'll have you cleaned up in a jiffy!

Oh, thank you, friends. I'd be lost without you.

THEY GIGGLE

Mission Headphones accomplished!

Not to mention the County Fair.

Ta-da! Oh, so shiny!

Oh, well done, Clive! Well done!

FLO CHUCKLES You are some pig!

Oh, it was nothing, really.

And I promise I'll never miss a mission again.

CLIVE HUMS

What are you doing?

Practising for the nationals!

They're in a month! Must not chip my nails.

CHUCKLING

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