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Billy, after each repair job,

you should always put your tools away.

And put them away with panache!

Now, your turn! OK!

Where'd it go?

What's that?

Hello, Coop Troop! Maggie speaking. How can I help you?

It's me, Reggie! Today it's Agnes and my 80th Wedding Anniversary.

Eighty years!? That's incredible!

Agnes is a great dancer, but I can't dance at all.

Can you teach me a few steps so I can dance with her at last?

No, no, but hang on! This is a mission for me!

It's time for some Clive jive! Clive jive! Clive Jive! Clive jive!

Meet us in the Square, Reggie. Quick!

I mean, well, as quick as you can, right? See ya!

Troopers! Operation Dancing Tortoise is a go!

Stack 'em! Yay, stack!

Sounds like we've got a double-jobber today!

Maggie speaking!

It's me, Agnes.

Come to the house quick! And remember to bring a camera!

Operation photo-shooting! Excellent!

Come on, troop! Double stack 'em!

Superstack! Stack 'em! Stack 'em! Stack 'em! Yeah!

I do love photography!

Stack 'em!

Jo!

Billy!

Flo!

Clive!

Maggie!

ALL: We are The Coop Troop!

Wait for it!

I shall return!

It's our 80th Wedding Anniversary today, you see.

Oh, congratulation, Agnes! Thank you.

This is such a surprise! I had no idea!

Reggie always complains he doesn't have a nice photo of me.

I get nervous with cameras

and always end up pulling a nervous face.

Don't worry, Agnes.

I'll make you look like a million dollars! Guaranteed!

Right, Jo.

Ignore the camera. Pretend it's not there.

I'm going to capture the real Agnes,

just going about her everyday tortoise life!

Off you go, Agnes, be natural!

Now, Agnes, give us your best smile!

Yes, perfect. Forward a bit, Agnes.

Now, give it all you've got, Agnes! Give it your all!

Agnes! Look over here!

What? But what do you...?

Jo! No, you can't have a go.

I'm beginning to get the right angle.

Well, if there is a right angle.

Tell you what, love.

I wonder if a posed shot might be best after all.

Our party's at 4:00.

It's the time we got married 80 years ago today.

Are you sure you can teach me to dance by then?

My dear Reggie, it's what we do!

In no time at all we'll have you dancing.

And one and two and three and four!

The bunny hop!

And three and four! The Billy-Woogie!

And now my speciality, the Triple-Twinkle-Trotter!

That was only two. All right! I'm warming up!

It's such a joy to show off my plie again!

Plie! Saute! Plie! Flambe!

Go on, Reggie! Let's see what you've got!

Come on! Come on! Come on! Maggie, that's not helping.

And one, two, three! One, two, three!

Left, left, right! Left, left, right!

One, two, three! Left, left, right! Left, left, right!

I'm never gonna get it, Clive. I've got four left feet.

I'll... I'll just get her a nice leafy lettuce.

Never say never, Reggie. It's just a matter of coordination.

Maggie, Billy, plan B!

Front, right, to the side. Back, left, in the air.

Front, left, bend. Back, right kick.

Good job, everybody! It's working!

That's...! No! No!

Reggie! You're going rod-less now!

Silence, please!

Time for songs from the shows!

It's working!

Oh, yes, my dear Reggie! We shall elevate you from the Chorus Line

to a passionate paso. Voila!

And now you're ready

for the dizzying heights of the solo!

Clive Jive!

Just picture Agnes's face!

Relax, Agnes! The camera is your friend!

Jo, more light!

That's it! Give me eyes, Agnes, lots of big eyes.

No, no, that's too big!

Closer, Jo. No, move left!

Not you, Agnes. Jo, more light!

Pout, Agnes! No, with your lips!

Yeah, that's it! Perfect!

It's no good, Flo, I'm too nervous.

I'll just get him a nice leafy lettuce.

One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four.

You're too stiff, Reggie.

Lose your inhibitions, lose yourself!

Come out of your shell!

And bring out the dancer that's hiding in there!

One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four.

Feel the rhythm!

Let yourself go! Take a walk on the wild side!

Oh, oh, I'm feeling it!

Clive Jive!

You're the Queen of the Catwalk, Agnes! A tortoise supermodel!

Come on! Let's see that strut!

I'm not sure, Flo. Doesn't look very stable.

That's it, flaunt it, baby. Shake that tortoise tush!

Go on, swing it! Give me a twirl!

You've got the flow, we've got the flash!

I'm Flo! I'm the flash! You're Agnes, the supermodel!

You'll see, Agnes. This will take your mind off the camera for sure.

Just watch the birdie, you'll see what I mean.

The "birdie!"

No, Jo, higher! Higher!

Pluck my feathers! Are you a bird or what?

Oh, no. It's almost 4 o'clock! I'll never get a photo for Reggie.

Ten to four. They'll be here in any minute!

Don't worry, Agnes, plenty of time!

From the bunny-hop, let's change places for the Billy-Woogie!

And now, the grand finale!

What an Anniversary present!

I get to dance with Agnes for the first time in 80 years!

And now, behold! The Triple-Twinkle-Trotter!

No! No! Reggie! You're not ready!

My ankle, my ankle! His ankle! His ankle!

I can't walk now, let alone dance with my wife!

Oh, no! No! What have we done?!

Oh, boy.

Right. Agnes?

Are you feeling more relaxed, dear? Can we try again?

Hello, dear.

Some Anniversary celebration this is.

BOTH: I wanted to surprise you!

Oh! And so you will, Reggie! I've got a fabulous idea!

Agnes, name your dance!

And this is how the dance-master becomes the puppet master!

- Reggie!

We're dancing together, Agnes!

Happy wedding anniversary!

We did it. The perfect picture, ey?

Jo and I did a good job, didn't we? Especially me.

Just kidding. Oh, dear Jo.

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