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There ya go...

I'll move my knight and take your bishop!

You fell for my trap! Jo, do the honours.

Jo!

Oh, foiled again!

They don't call me the 'Chess Chicken' for nothing.

Telephone! I'm on it!

Coop Troop! Maggie speaking! How can we help!?

It's Cornelius. Hurry, I-I'm in agony!

Exactly how much agony, on a scale from one to seven and a half?

Ten! I've got a poppy seed stuck in my teeth.

Unless it's a- a- a... sesame seed. I was eating an everything bagel.

I love those!

Would you be so kind as to extract it?

Of course. We'll be right there! Seed tight.

Get it? Hello?

Let's go, Troop! Mission Extraction! Stack 'em! Great!

Yes! Stack 'em! I love missions!

Jo!

Billy!

Flo!

Clive!

Maggie!

ALL: We are Coop Troop!

Oh, I'm so glad you're here.

Uh, look uh... This seed is quite annoying.

I-I-It's far back... I can't reach it.

Not to worry, Cornelius. We'll have it out in a flash.

Open sesame!

Dirty gums...

And a few cavities. Peuh! Don't you use mouthwash?

You know, you have to brush them twice a day minimum!

I ate my toothbrush.

Right. Time for seed extraction! Jo, you're up.

Yes!

Ooooh, that's so much better! A burden has been lifted!

Glad to hear it, eh.

You're lucky it wasn't a sesame seed.

Because those are very difficult to remove.

But so tasty! Especially on a kale spring salad!

Yeah, well, we'll talk about cooking later. Troopers, back to the farm!

Thank you.

Flo?

Can I tempt you with a rematch?

Meh... Clive! You're a glutton for punishment. But if you insist...

OK, then, let's go!

Jo? We need you for the chess match!

Jo's not here. Isn't he? He's not outside.

Come to think of it, I haven't seen him since we got back.

Me neither. ALL: We forgot Jo!

This is terrible!

I'll get Flo! No!

She'd be worried sick if she knew we forgot him.

We have to go back to town!

Clive and I can just hitch a ride! Billy, distract Flo for an hour!

OK! Or two.

Clive, what's taking so long? I'm waiting.

Clive...

Changed his mind and wants you to... to teach me how to play!

Strange... But why not!? Let's go!

Clive! Now!

No, wait!

You have to jump, Clive. Ju-u-u-ump!

I will do no such thing! It's terrible for one's knees!

Now, Clive!

Oh, no! My beautiful Egyptian cotton shirt is ruined!

Right, I brought along some chess manuals as a teaching aid.

But... Where are the pieces? I hid them!

You hid them!?

Aren't you supposed to hide the pieces

and the other player finds them? Hang on...

But... Where'd you get that idea?

Isn't that what you do? I'm sorry!

Now I can't even remember exactly where they are...

Let's look! Now...

Found one! And another!

Oh, here's one more!

Oh, no...

I quite like this game... Here's another!

I'm not having much luck, Flo. No problem. I'll find them!

Oh, no. That's dreadful! I don't remember swallowing him

and look, my tummy looks flat.

All clues point to you... And your tummy.

Wh-What a calamity! How do we get him out!?

Well, he either comes out one end... Or the other...

If you catch my drift...

Let's start with the ears! But... Maggie...

Joooooo! If you can hear me, go towards the light!

Shush, Cornelius... I see him!

So sorry...

Just one piece missing. Like this. But black.

Pfft, I'm sorry, can't remember!

That's OK, I'll simply employ my keen powers of deduction.

We must ascertain where the piece is,

by first confirming where it isn't. Follow me?

Right. We know it's not... in that section of the farmyard,

nor in that one, nor over there...

And so the only area where it could be, is...

The Well!

We never looked there!

You hid it down there, I'm sure of it!

Hang on a sec, I'm sure I didn't hide it there...

Billy, if you don't know where you hid it,

then how do you know where you didn't hide it?

Exactly! We must investigate!

N-N-Now, hold still.

Normally, this shouldn't hurt.

At least, I don't think so.

I've got something!

Look at that!

Ooooh thank you!

I-I-I've been looking for that!

Lower, Billy.

Again.

Agaaain...

But, Flo, I'm telling you! I really

don't think I hid it down the well...

Billy, there's a little river down here!

Who knew?!

Not seeing anything... OK, pull me up!

Flo!? Are you there?!

Oh my...

I'm floating... I'm float-ii-i-ing!

Oh, no!

If we could just find where he is in your tummy,

we could surgically remove him... What?

Course no-o-o-ot! Just kidding! We're not doctors!

Shush. I think I hear him!

Jo?! Can you hear me!?

It's him! It's him!

So what do we do now?

Open nice and wide!

Right. Now, Jo, follow my voice...

Or mi-ii-i-ine!

Keep quiet! You'll just confuse him.

It's amazing he's so clear.

It's like he's right next to us!

He's right behind you.

Joooo! Ah, there you are!

Ooh, well... We... We were just looking for...

Help me out here, Maggie.

We know you're upset, but... we didn't actually forget you.

As you can see, we came right back!

So let's not mention this to Flo, OK?

What's that?

Jo!

Oooh, dear, Jo...

And so, the... the three of us... Went for a jog...

And we just kept running and running until we found ourselves in town.

Is this true, Jo?

Good for you all for running so far! Especially you, Clive.

Right, Jo. Between you and me, what really happened back there?

Mission extract the seed, and Jo... Complete!

Phew! That was close!

And they didn't tell me?!

Wait till I get hold of them! Oh, no, no, no, no!

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