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For today's tai chi class, we shall start by sinking the Qi...

Bend your knees and allow your body to sink effortlessly...

OK, who tooted? Not me!

On it!

Coop Troop, Maggie speaking. How can we help!?

It's me, Bertha. Is this line totally secure?

I can guarantee you that no-one else is listening.

Last night, I was eating my dinner alone,

and thinking about the meaning of life...

Stop there, this sounds like it could take a while.

We're on our way!

Let's go!

I lo-o-ove a juicy mission!

Stack' em! Oh, yes!

Stack' em! Let's go!

Jo!

Billy!

Flo!

Clive!

Maggie!

ALL: We are The Coop Troop!

So, you're saying you want to ask Sam out for dinner...

I don't want to ask him to dinner.

I want to share my dinner with him.

And you want to know how he'd feel about it,

without him knowing it's you who's asking.

How thrilling!

We'll call it Operation Cupid!

Get down from there, Betty!

Boris, no!

Got it!

Maggiiiiiiie!

Attttttennnn- tion! Fall in!

Very good.

Now stay here while I talk to your father. OK?

Sam, I'm gonna cut to the chase.

There's a certain someone...

A certain special someone...

Who cares about you a lot.

Oh, you can say that again! Clive.

Oops...! Sorry!

This certain special someone would love to share a dinner with you.

Max!

Back in line or there'll be no doggie treats tonight!

You're amazingly good with them, Flo.

It's not rocket science. So what do you say? Dinner?

Tell this "special someone" I'm ready and willing.

Good!

Aw, Bertha, it couldn't have gone any better!

Sam would love to have dinner!

Really!? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

Oh, that's wonderful! I'll break out the can opener!

Aww, aw well that's typical innit! Eh, rubbish... Piece of junk...

Well, Operation Cupid was a success!

Let's get back to tai chi!

Hello, Betty!

Betty? What are you...

Sam!?

I couldn't wait until tonight.

I needed to see you right away!

What? Farmer alert!

Quick! Hide under there! And shh! Not a sound!

Yeah... All right...

OK, right... I'll show you who's boss...

Sam, you're not supposed to be here!

You don't have to play games, Flo.

I fell for you the moment I saw you with the pups.

And then, when you asked me to dinner,

pretending it was for someone else...

Wouldn't she make a wonderful stepmother?

Ohoho! Yes! Yes, yes, yes! Stepmother?

Oh, this is the most heart-warming proposal I've ever heard!

What!? Hang on, Sam. There's a grave misunderstanding.

First, I'm far too busy for romantic entanglements!

I have the Coop Troop to run...

You take all the time you need, Flo! What?

You can teach Clive to drive the coop and we'll handle the rest.

Dream come true! I'll get some snazzy driving gloves!

What!? Stop right there, I'm not giving driving lessons to anyone.

She always says no at first, but then she comes around.

And she runs a household like nobody's business!

She might seem stern, but she has a heart of gold.

Dad...

Aw, what is it? Show me!

What's gotten into you?

I don't want to be a stepmother!

And have you forgotten about Bertha?

ALL: Oh right, Bertha!

Now where were we, darling?

You know what, Sam?

Now that I think about it, Flo's not the right bird for you.

You have nothing in common. Yes, just look at you!

You're smooth and sophisticated!

And Flo's more kind of... Pfft! Messy!

Messy?

And her morning breath.

Well, it could wilt a flower!

Her table manners are revolting!

And she snores. Ohoho yes, she snores like a trucker!

Look here! I do not snore!

That's enough, all of you traitors! You know what Sam?

The biggest thing you should know is how bossy she is.

Let's go Troopers! Do this, do that!

Not like that, like this!

No! No! Wrong!

Take that back right now! I am not bossy!

Nope! Not at all!

Come back here, you ingrate!

Take that!

I'll show you! Watch your blood pressure, Flo!

Stoooooop! What?

Where are the puppies!? -My kids!

'Ello, little ones.

Ooh, lost your parents, ey? Well, don't you worry, doggies.

I'm sure I can find you a good home!

Come on now. Eh, come on now.

What do we do, Flo?

Dunno. I'm bossy, remember!?

I'll go to the house!

The farmer will see I'm their dad and give them back.

Well, that's a terrible idea! He'll think you're lost too.

Oh, yes! And then he might take you away.

He's very unpredictable.

Come, come, come! All right then...

Just wait here while we get the pups back!

Hey, pssst! You're up, Billy!

Oh bah...

What's going on out here? Go!

You're an odd one, aren't cha? Come on, let's go!

Shhhh, stay quiet...

Ehhh, you're a strange animal, aren't cha...

That was so exciting! A brilliant plan, Maggie.

You're welcome! At your service!

Where are they!? Worry not!

I put them in a very safe place... The truck!

Oh, no!

What do we do!?

Don't just stand there!

Everybody into the coop!

Flo, you're back!

I never left, Sam!

Let's take the shortcut and beat him to the bridge!

Everybody out! Take up your positions!

- How'd y'all end up here?

Well, let's get you into the truck. Come on, all...

Dad! Yay! Daddy!

Oi! Come on now. Don't make this hard!

- Right! C'mere now! - Let's go!

Come! Come back here now! Get! Right, now c'mere!

Catch you if I can...! Right!

Oh, great!

Now c'mere...! I-- I'm gettin' tired of this!

Er, just get-- Oh, oh?

Gotcha.

All right now, don't wander off again!

Flo, this isn't easy for me to say, but we're better off as friends.

You do? Yes. You and the Troop are like a family.

You might argue, but you love each other very much.

I couldn't come between you. It wouldn't be right, Flo.

If you say so, Sam.

Bertha?

What are you doing here?

- Hello, Sam. Uh, given we're both here, I...

I thought we could share some dinner together. What do you think?

- I'd love to.

Operation Cupid accomplished!

Glad that's over. Lights out, everyone.

Flo... I hope you know we were joking earlier about your bossiness,

your snoring, and all that stuff...

Yeah, we got a little carried away. Isn't that right, Billy?

What? Since when do you wear earplugs to bed, Billy?

Since forever. You all have a tendency to... snore!

What? Me? Snore?

Fake news alert! I just don't snore!

Lights out!

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