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Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it!

Billy? A little warning next time would be nice.

I'm sorry, everybody. I have no idea what's making me...

He's going to blow!

Clive, where did this come from?

I made it myself. I call it Eau de Cochon.

Well, I think Billy is allergic to it.

I think so too.

But it's my signature scent!

Find a new one, Clive!

I'm on it!

Hello, Coop Troop. Maggie speaking. How can we help?

It's me, Albert! Oh, it's terrible. Disaster.

You gotta help me! It's life or death!

Don't despair, Albert, we'll be right there!

Let's go troop! Stack'em! I love missions! Stack'em!

Yes! Let's stack'em!

Jo!

Billy!

Flo!

Clive!

Maggie!

ALL: We are The Coop Troop!

No! I'll have to find new owners. Oh, I'm done for!

I'm done for! Ah, yes.

Can you tell us what happened here?

Albert was so hungry,

he thought the fruits in that painting were real.

And he ate them all.

Why didn't you stop him?

We were...

indisposed.

Eh? Can we get on with this? Our owners are gonna be home soon!

And when they see this, I'll be a still life!

Albert, stop being so melodramatic! We're going to fix this.

I'm so sorry, I needed a spritz.

Huddle up!

We've no choice but to replace the painting with an exact copy.

Clive, you'll have to do the honours.

Are you up to the task?

Naturellement.

Albert, what was in that painting?

Let's see. There was an orange, a half a melon,

two apples, grapes, a pomegranate, a water pitcher...

- You ate a water pitcher?

- I thought it was a potato.

So sad. Were those grapes seedless?

No. Oh, no...

Talking about the fruit is making me feel sick.

What if I'm poisoned from the paint? I think I have a fever.

Oh, here we go again.

I feel hot. Hot! Hot. Good moisture.

Firm to the touch. Feels normal to me.

And do you have a medical degree?

No. I watched every season of Rescue Vet!

Here's the plan. Billy and I will track down the items on this list

while you three, Maggie, Clive and Jo,

you keep Albert calm and cool him down.

It says that we need two midsize apples.

Easy! Look! There's an apple tree right there!

FLO MUMBLES

I can get the apples, Flo.

Wait a sec. Don't worry, I'll be extra careful.

Billy... Need some more? There!

We can cross that off the list! What's next then?

But we need green apples, not red ones. I did try to tell you.

Sorry. I'll just put these back on the tree then!

This will cool you down! Just sit back

and let the cool breeze wash over you.

Plan B?

This will cool you down, eh?

Holy Moly!

The little guy's cold, he needs a group hug!

What is that awful smell?

I'll have you know that lovely scent is a bold melange of jasmine,

patchouli, and the fresh aroma of my pig trough!

Between my stomach and my nose I'm feeling really nauseous.

Oh no, no, no, no!

You might want to rethink that cologne.

Next up. We need some Corgis?

Dogs? Who wrote this!?

You did.

Well, it says courgette. It's clear as day!

Okay!

Yeah!

Flo! Ah!

Got it!

Flooooo! I've got you!

I'm alright!

Mission accomplished!

Not quite. We still need a samurai sword.

There's only one person I know who can get us that.

Sure, I can get that for you.

I know a guy, who knows a guy, who knows a guy. I'll be right back!

And Frankie, I got the keys to the Coop right here.

So don't get any ideas! No joy rides this time.

Flo, that was the old Frankie! You've got nothing to worry about.

See ya later, suckers!

We have to catch him! Relax, Billy. I anticipated this.

And that, Billy, is called thinking like a fox! Get it!?

Flo... Actually, it doesn't say samurai sword,

it says... smoked salami.

Ah well, I was getting hungry anyway.

Albert, are you okay?

Yeah, yeah! I just need to brush my teeth. One by one. It'll be okay.

Hey, the door's locked! Turn the doorknob.

I can't, it's too high! Oh no, I'm stuck in here!

I'm going to starve again! Help! Help! I can't breathe!

What a drama queen.

Jo, it's up to you.

We have all the items! Clive, you're up!

And I'm ready!

I think the cupid was on the right. No, no! It was next to the orange.

Oh yes, that's right!

And now, Maggie, take your pose! I love posing!

What are you doing!? Tying your feet.

But I'm supposed to be sleeping!

Maggie, the rabbit in the painting isn't sleeping.

He's dead. Dead?!

Now what do we do?

- You're good, Clive. Real good. Lovely, Albert! Thank you.

Ok, thank you. My owners are due back soon, so you can go!

Hop hop hop! Thanks! Off you go!

Come on, Coop Troop!

And done! Mission Still Life accomplished!

Hello, Coop Troop, Maggie speaking. How can we help?

It's me, Albert! Did the painting pass inspection?

Yeah, my owners didn't notice a thing.

But now when I look at the painting, I get a stomachache.

It must be some sort of residual trauma.

What's that, Albert? Oh, sorry.

I'm in a tunnel, I can't hear you! Sorry!

"I need help!" Works every time!

Ah, bravo! Bravo! Mission accomplished!

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