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I'm so glad that you're back from college.

We get to spend some time with my handsome stepbrother again.

I know.

Now that we're both 21, we can legally drink.

We don't even have to worry about our parents finding out.

That's true, but we do have other things we need to worry about them finding

out. Yeah, there is.

Like how it was actually you who dented the car door in the grocery store

parking lot and not the runaway shopping cart. That was so fucking hot.

Or the fact that your socks were so stiff wasn't because of your new

foot cream?

Nope. It was because they accidentally stepped in wood glue when they were

refinishing the hardwood floors.

Mom would be so pissed.

Thank God she just thought I was jacking off into them.

Oh, my God.

Hey there, folks. Can I get you another drink? No, I'm good.

How about you, little lady?

Oh, I'm good.

You certainly are. I don't think I've seen you around here before.

So that's because I've never came in here before, but... Had I known you

here, I would have came a lot sooner.

You're cute.

You're not so bad yourself.

Excuse me!

I'm trying to spend quality time with my super hot stepsister, and you're making

things incredibly awkward.

Hey, guy. Why don't you relax?

It's not like I'm hitting on your girlfriend or anything.

It's worse!

She's my stepsister!

Calm down.

So listen, I'm about to give my 15 minute break.

Let's say we step into my office for a bit more of a private conversation.

We were having a private conversation.

Maybe a few minutes.

Black people hide.

What is even happening right now?

I'll tell you what's happening. You got two completely age appropriate

consenting adults who are genuinely attracted to each other. We're about to

in that bathroom and hook up without the use of coercion or manipulation of any

kind.

What you said. Ha ha.

What the fuck?

In your mouth.

Put your tongue in my throat.

Oh, yes.

But you're my step -sister.

And you're my step -brother.

And I'm a random bartender who's not related to anybody you know.

And I'm your...

Mom! How could you do this? This hooligan isn't part of this family.

Sir, do you even have a step -sibling? As a matter of fact, I don't.

You monster.

Come on.

We're going home to be with our family. Your step -uncle Joe is visiting from

Wyoming, and he's already on his fifth whiskey sour.

I guess it just was meant to be.

If your mom ever marries my

dad, look me up sometime.

Go.

Just go be with your family.

I'll be okay eventually.

But I want you to know, there's going to be a special place in my heart.

for what could have been a completely normal relationship.

Good night, Miss Sweet Princess.