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Oh,
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my son goes to ATO High School. Yeah,
good.
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Thank you.
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Oh,
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raising money for the less fortunate.
That's so admirable of you at your age.
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Thank you. How old are you, can I ask?
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18. Oh, wow, 18.
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Crazy.
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Yeah, my son's actually 18, too, and he
just does not care about any sort of
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giving back whatsoever.
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I mean, he's just so, like, all he cares
about is, like, video games, you know?
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So it's just so refreshing to see
someone your age really caring about
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back. Yeah, I mean, I'd love to give
back to my community, and we could get a
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college application.
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Because it really does.
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My son is not here at all.
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He's not here at all.
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You said your son went to ITIL. Yeah,
yeah.
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It's Mikey Anderson.
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Oh, do you know him?
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Yeah.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah. Okay.
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You should.
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Yeah.
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So, well, you have something to show me,
right? Some information you want to
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share with me?
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Oh yeah!
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So, were you going to tell me if you
were just... Oh, right, um... Yeah,
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um... So, uh, we were having... Oh,
you're okay.
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Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
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Okay.
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So, uh, we were holding a fundraiser,
and, uh... You're really fidgety, like,
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since I mentioned Mikey's name.
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No, yeah, I'm totally okay, um... Did
you hear?
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Uh, no, no, you're not.
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You know, we're holding a fundraiser.
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We're raising money for... You know,
it's okay if you don't like Mikey.
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Most people don't like Mikey.
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I don't even really like Mikey.
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He's kind of a dick.
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No, he's great.
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No, he's really not.
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He's kind of an asshole.
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I don't really know where he gets it
from. Probably his father, because his
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father's a total asshole, too.
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But, uh... So,
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yeah, you can just say it. He's not here
for you.
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He's an asshole.
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Yeah, he can be a little... Yeah.
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Has he ever been an asshole to you?
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Yeah, every now and then.
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Every now and then.
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Yeah.
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But other than that... So, have you ever
done
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anything? I don't know. Of course not.
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Are you sure?
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Yeah. You seem legitimately scared.
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Maybe you've lost a little bit of color
in your face.
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To be honest, he's been bullying me
since sixth grade.
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Are you serious?
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Since sixth grade?
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My jeez.
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Oh my god.
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He is such an asshole. I don't know
where he gets it from. I am so sorry.
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He has to get it from his father. I
don't...
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry, Paul.
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Yeah.
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He is really a dick.
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He's just always been like that. He
bullies his friends.
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Like, who bullies their friends?
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He's just such a bully.
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I keep telling myself that, like, he's
gonna get what he deserves one day, you
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know, like karma or something.
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But he never does. He just bullies
everybody.
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But one day, we'll get what's coming.
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Yeah.
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Hopefully. Yeah, sometimes I want to be
what's coming, you know?
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Like, I just want to, like, go and make
everything happen. Break this console.
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Break this fucking console. And just,
like, tear down all these, like,
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You have posters of, like, naked girls.
And it's like, you're not getting girls
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if you look at me.
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Like...
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See, girls like sweet guys like you.
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Maybe. Yeah.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I get it. I live with him.
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I live with that little asshole.
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He's such a prick to everyone.
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Truthful, I work around him all the
time.
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Yeah.
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I just want to kick him out so bad.
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Or I can't think of his brain.
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He's in his car and pretending to be
someone else and, like, taking out his
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posters and, like, pouring water on his
fucking console that he plays all the
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time. Like, that's all he ever does.
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I mean, yeah.
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You must have fantasized about doing
something to him.
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Yeah. Maybe a little payback.
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Every now and then.
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You know what? We should get him back,
actually.
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What can we do?
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What do you mean?
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I mean, we should bully him for once.
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He deserves it. You know he deserves it.
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Think.
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Come up with ideas.
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to just mess with his head, mess with,
like, everything he cares about.
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I mean, we could break his gaming pump a
little.
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That'd be good.
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Yeah, not big enough, though.
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I want to, like, really get to him.
Like, I want him to, like, leave that
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you know?
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I don't know.
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I'm not an asshole.
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He always steals my lunch. I could put
laxatives in there.
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That's good. We should do that.
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Okay, so the console, laxatives, all the
more.
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He needs to be, like, haunted, you know?
Like, on all fronts.
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What's really fucked up and twisted?
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Just, like, nasty. Like, just mean.
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I don't know.
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It's my... I think I have an idea.
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Actually, it's very big,
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and very long, and I
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think he will sleep for a night.
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That sounds good.
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Oh, this is too good.
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So, so good.
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What are you thinking?
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I mean, it's the right thing to do.
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Why? I mean, we shouldn't be making
people laugh.
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You seem worried.
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Are you sure about this?
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Yeah.
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Think about it.
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If you were Tony's mom, that would
really stick it to him.
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But if she finds out... Oh, that's the
best part.
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It would just be worse.
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No.
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You'll be out of your life forever.
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You know?
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Every time he sees you, he'll just think
of me getting up and coming all over
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your car.
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You know?
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So,
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what do you say?
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You want me to stick it to your bully?
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By sticking it in his mouth?
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Get it for all those times he stole your
lunch?
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All those times he made fun of you?
Called you names?
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Yeah. I'm going to drink a bit so much
hotter because they're your boys' mom.
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Let me take this off.
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um um
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Very very nice
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Thank you.
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Thank
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you.
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Yeah,
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get it.
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Yeah, there you go.
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Yes. Yes. Yes.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Mikey's really gonna hate this.
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I love you.
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Oh, my
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God.
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Are you okay?
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Are you okay? Are
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you okay?
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Oh, God.
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Hmm.
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Yeah, really. It can make you really
mad.
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Yeah, really.
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Pull the lip with your mouth.
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Yeah.
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I'm supposed to be chitty?
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Yeah. Oh my god, yes.
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Good. Good, yes.
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Oh, good.
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Yes.
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I mean...
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You did it.
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Don't you know it'd really fuck me hard?
Yeah, it'd really fucking hurt me.
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Absolutely.
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Thank you.
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It's perfect.
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