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沙展, 我希望你不要再喝酒
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你知不知道你喝酒害死了高佬威？
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今天早上的綁票案
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交贖金引綁匪出來的行動
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本來由你執行的
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因為你喝醉了酒, 要高佬威代替你
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結果…
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好痛 你要撐著…
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那邊情況怎麼樣？
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那傻瓜還像根木頭站在那兒
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沒人來取贖金
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殺人王不會打退堂鼓的
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他太顯眼了, 可能化妝了
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看緊點
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好痛…
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你怎樣？撐住…
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有個孕婦在等車
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別管她, 全力盯住曹先生
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他袋子裡有五千萬現金
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知道了
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我們身邊有很多警察
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在你左邊那傢伙
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拿張報紙一整天了
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還有推水筒那個
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在前面走來走去的也是
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準備走
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知道了
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糟了
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快走…
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上車
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對不起, 長官
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我現在沒話好說
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是我害了高佬威, 是我失職
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我願意接受紀律處分
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你現在說這些話幹嘛？
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照我說
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現在最好就是為高佬威報仇
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抓到殺人王那混蛋
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抽水強別亂說話
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阿七, 你現在當務之急
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就是盡快抓到綁匪
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把曹太太救回來
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你的紀律聆訊, 我會往後拖的
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是我對不起你
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如果你泉下有知
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一定要保佑我…捉到殺人王
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我發誓, 一天抓不到那殺人王
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我就滴酒不沾
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好, 我抽水強也發誓
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一天抓不到這殺人王
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看到林志玲我也不佔便宜
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哥, 是我
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我在醫院陪七姨
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七姨怎麼樣？
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醫生叫我們來見她最後一面
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七姨很緊張說, 一定要見到你
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她有很重要的話想跟你說
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但我很忙, 剛剛有四個伙記死了
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我走不開
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只要你能走開就馬上過來
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七姨隨時會死的
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行啦, 我盡量
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幹嘛？新女朋友？
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是我妹妹
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我七姨末期癌症
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想見我最後一面
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這次跟殺人王較量
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要是一個不小心
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現在我們倆算是見最後一面
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閉上你的烏鴉嘴, 好的不靈壞的靈
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剛才我說什麼？
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算吧…走…
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我回家…拿點東西, 走
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老婆, 你去準備船
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搞定了人質, 我們來跟你會合
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你小心點
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好的, 阿倫
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你老公膽子不小, 居然敢報警
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本來要讓你死得舒服點
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現在, 我要你老公認屍也認不出你
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怎麼搞的？
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怎樣的
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哥
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電視沒有畫面
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說了多少次, 叫你別買盜版接收器
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大哥教你多少次了
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做賊就要做大賊, 別貪那些小便宜
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行
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但現在我下了注賭球賽
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我想看, 怎麼辦？
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我上天台幫你修天線
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給我好好招呼她
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好呀
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耍花樣？
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過不過癮？
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爽不爽？
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耍花樣？
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看你怎麼死
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這麼晚叫我送你回來幹嘛？
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媽給你熬了湯？
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少廢話, 你跟我來吧
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但是這樣, 真是越想越危險
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這個殺人王沒人性
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這兩三年內一共殺了十個警員
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帛金都花了我一萬塊, 你知道嗎？
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你知道就好
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所以我特地回來
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拿個泰國平安佛掛掛
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走吧
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媽
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阿強, 回來啦 伯母
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你好
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怎麼了？
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不知為何, 正在看著電視劇
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突然畫面都是雪花
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也不知道怎麼搞的
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別拍了, 一定是天線吹歪了
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阿七 那你快點給我修好
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快點上去修理吧
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我？
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不是我叫你, 她叫你
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行不行？
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不是, 不是這條, 再試試
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行不行？
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就這條…
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好點沒有？
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怎麼樣？ 沒有
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能看到嗎？ 不行
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是不是這條？
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沒有, 現在整個畫面都是雪花
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你說行不行？
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現在呢？
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你知道電視為什麼那麼多雪花？
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為什麼？
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有個混蛋在那兒亂搖天線呀
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不是吧, 搞定他
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就這樣
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大叔, 你怎搞的？
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每根天線你都亂搖？
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行不行？
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與你何干
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你那麼亂搖天線當然跟我有關
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我喜歡搖, 你是誰？
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我是誰？你是誰？
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你躲起來就行了？有種就出來較量
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你別唬我
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我記得很清楚, 你開了多少槍
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我還有十二發子彈, 我不怕你
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你怕？手還在發抖
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你快乖乖的放下槍
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雙手放在頭上, 馬上給我…
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你給我放下槍才對
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加上我夠玩了吧？
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殺了他
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如果加上我這十二發又怎樣？
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我教過你多少次, 一拔槍就開
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拍電影才那麼笨指著人家的頭
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別聽他說… 你試試…
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我到底聽誰說？ 聽哥說
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把槍放下
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聽到嗎？你哥也叫你放下槍
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乖…放下槍
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你哥叫你放下槍就放下槍
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對了
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你個王八蛋
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給我嚇壞了
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真有十二發子彈
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出來
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出來, 混蛋
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站住
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放下槍
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放下槍
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放下槍, 不然我一槍轟了你弟弟
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好, 我們談談
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你放了我弟弟, 我就讓你抓
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兩個都要抓
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別不識好歹
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就算抓了我, 我也不會放過你
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你唬誰？
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大哥
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阿倫, 快跑…
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你別跑
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王八蛋, 我做人是惡人
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我死了也要做惡鬼
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我不會放過你的
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這位是徐長官
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七號警局現在由她指揮
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長官 長官
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為什麼你們擅自行動
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不通知飛虎隊？
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事情來得很突然
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我們沒時間要求增援
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是你開槍？
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是
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把槍交出來
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我會安排醫生給你做心理輔導
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張警官… 要交也不交給你
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張警官, 告訴他
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你們暫時調到七號警局做文職
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同時要接受開槍後的心理輔導
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但是那幫同黨還沒抓到
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我會交給另一組接手
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我們調到七號警局, 向誰負責？
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當然是我
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什麼？
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你們先放兩天假, 還有…
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千萬不要隨便接受任何傳媒訪問
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星期一去七號警局報到
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你放開我
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我要殺了他 不要
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幹嗎拉住我？ 嫂子, 冷靜點
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有很多警察
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走…
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不走 走呀…
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放開我 走呀
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也好, 有兩天假
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可以去澳門桑拿浴按摩舒服一下
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你去不去？
219
00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:04,960
七姨快不行了
220
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我去看看她, 你自己回去吧
221
00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:11,520
好吧, 有事就打給我
222
00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:24,480
你看, 這張相片…
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是幾年前, 我和你爸你媽…
224
00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:35,640
還有七姨父…一起照的
225
00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:41,320
這幾年裡, 他們都走了
226
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我很快就可以和他們見面了
227
00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:48,560
七哥打電話來, 說他正在趕來
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他已經在門口了
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七哥
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七姨
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七星, 我終於等到你來了
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對不起, 七姨, 我來晚了
233
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因為有件大案子要辦
234
00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:17,280
昨天終於搞定了
235
00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:22,440
九妹, 你先出去
236
00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:28,960
阿七, 你知不知道…
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00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:33,920
為什麼你從小, 在眾多兄弟之中…
238
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,280
我最疼你？
239
00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:39,840
因為我跟你都是排行第七, 對吧？
240
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對
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00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:45,400
我和你都是排行第七
242
00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:49,000
命運安排了…
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00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:53,680
我和你是會得到一樣…
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00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:56,640
家族的神秘遺傳
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是什麼遺傳？一種病？
246
00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:06,760
當上一代排第七的人…
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00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:10,040
一斷氣…
248
00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:15,360
下一代排第七的那個…
249
00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:22,480
馬上就會承受到這種能力
250
00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:29,960
幾分鐘之後, 你就會明白了
251
00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:35,560
七姨, 你累了, 休息一下吧
252
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:40,440
我…我現在很清醒
253
00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:46,000
阿七, 你要記住…
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00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:51,040
這種…這種能力…
255
00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:54,520
會跟你一輩子
256
00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:57,720
你別怕
257
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不過, 你怕也沒用
258
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到底是什麼？
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00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:12,440
是…
260
00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:18,520
鬼…眼
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鬼什麼？
262
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:29,200
就是…陰陽眼
263
00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:35,920
七姨, 你別跟我開玩笑
264
00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:43,880
你們來了？
265
00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:47,640
我還有話要說…
266
00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:49,960
讓我再說兩句
267
00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:01,040
七姨, 你在跟誰說話？
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00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:04,840
是跟你爸…
269
00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:07,040
還有你媽…
270
00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:10,920
還有七姨丈
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他們…怕我不認識路
272
00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:18,240
特意來接我走
273
00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:33,720
你不可以告訴人家…
274
00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:36,440
你有鬼眼
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不然的話, 你就會…
276
00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:45,680
你就會折壽三年
277
00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:51,160
你…你要記住
278
00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:16,000
七姨？
279
00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:02,240
七姨…
280
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:39,600
不知倒什麼楣
281
00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:42,280
最怕見到的全跑出來了
282
00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:46,880
還不算
283
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:49,200
這還說不算？大哥…
284
00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:52,720
我一向膽子小, 很容易被嚇死
285
00:21:57,880 --> 00:21:59,400
我在跟誰說話？
286
00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:01,600
跟我呀, 高佬威
287
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:06,520
高…高佬威？
288
00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:15,400
你不是已經死了嗎？
289
00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:34,320
高佬威…
290
00:22:34,360 --> 00:22:36,120
你的帛金我給了一千多
291
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:38,040
你還找我幹什麼？
292
00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:41,280
我不是來害你, 我來幫你
293
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:43,200
阿七, 有兩件事
294
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:45,120
你怎樣也改變不了
295
00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:46,600
你快點說
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00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:48,280
說完拜託快走
297
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:51,120
第一件事, 就是你有鬼眼
298
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:53,280
你這輩子都會見到鬼
299
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:55,600
這個…這個我知道, 不用你說
300
00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:56,800
說第二件事
301
00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:59,680
第二件事, 就是你殺的那個殺人王
302
00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:01,080
他變成了厲鬼
303
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:03,480
一過頭七, 他一定會回來找你
304
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:07,080
那有什麼辦法解決？
305
00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:08,920
小心點吧
306
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:13,520
你能不能說些有建設性的意見？
307
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:14,840
我哪知道？
308
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:17,280
我才做了一天鬼呀, 大哥
309
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:21,680
行了, 你說完了, 拜託你馬上走
310
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:24,920
那清明、重陽、七月十四…
311
00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:26,480
多燒點東西給我呀
312
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:28,240
行…沒問題
313
00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:31,720
燒部法拉利再加三個８的車牌
314
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:35,800
我拜託你馬上消失, 拜託…
315
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:09,000
不可能
316
00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:13,280
也許最近…壓力太大了
317
00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:19,360
做惡夢…
318
00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:24,000
沒事, 做惡夢…
319
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:38,360
只是做夢, 不是真的
320
00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:41,280
不是真的…
321
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:47,440
我的樣子真的很恐怖嗎？
322
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:56,640
你…你幹嘛又回來嚇我？
323
00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:58,120
不要嚇我
324
00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:02,400
我是回來告訴你, 你不是在做夢
325
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:03,640
是真的
326
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:05,360
小心殺人王
327
00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:09,480
我知道是真的, 拜託你立刻消失
328
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:12,640
拜託…
329
00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:39,280
這所警局是全香港最古老的
330
00:25:39,360 --> 00:25:42,360
正在申請列入受保護古蹟
331
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:50,080
這裡房間挺多的
332
00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:51,520
可沒有人
333
00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:56,400
這警局歷史這麼久
334
00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:58,000
但是看不見有什麼
335
00:25:58,320 --> 00:25:59,840
有什麼？
336
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:02,080
沒有, 說說罷了
337
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:36,120
不可能
338
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:38,200
說什麼？
339
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,520
沒什麼？
340
00:26:57,520 --> 00:26:59,120
你看到？
341
00:26:59,360 --> 00:27:02,360
看到, 阿叔…
342
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:09,240
人家在拜神, 你尊重一下人家
343
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:13,080
尊重什麼？連個神檯都沒有
344
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:17,040
尊重神和尊重人都在心裡
345
00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:18,600
形式不重要
346
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:21,440
師兄, 請問炳叔在嗎？
347
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:23,000
我就是
348
00:27:23,360 --> 00:27:26,840
你就是警隊靈異顧問神道炳？
349
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:27,840
你是…
350
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:29,720
我們是來報到的
351
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:32,800
前兩天擊斃殺人王的就是你？
352
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:35,720
還有我
353
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:37,400
你省點吧
354
00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:39,800
看你這德性就知道不是你
355
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:40,880
有沒有這麼厲害呀？
356
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:42,720
出來混的誰不知道我？
357
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:44,720
濃眉大眼、心腸不壞
358
00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:46,840
身高腿長、吃人不張揚
359
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:50,680
而且虛懷若谷, 逢妞必泡
360
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:52,240
照我說…
361
00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:55,520
你眉濃而雜, 好色
362
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:58,160
眼大無神, 懶惰
363
00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:00,280
腿長而外彎, 沒原則
364
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:04,640
別再吵啦
365
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:07,560
再加上你胳膊肘往外拐
366
00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:10,760
老弟, 你早出生七十年, 一定發財
367
00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:11,080
為什麼？
368
00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:12,320
日本鬼子侵略的時候
369
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:15,280
你應該是個一流的大漢奸
370
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:22,080
炳叔, 他這個人嘴巴是臭了點
371
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:24,360
心地還不錯, 你不要怪他
372
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:49,760
你跟普通人不一樣
373
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:51,680
有什麼不一樣？
374
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,480
你知, 我知…
375
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:55,360
算了
376
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:13,920
炳叔
377
00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:23,680
我跟你說過了
378
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:26,320
廿一世紀的警隊是不可以這麼迷信
379
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:27,400
你又在這兒拜神？
380
00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:29,160
長官
381
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:31,600
警察局拜關二哥都拜了幾十年了
382
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:34,560
警察局掛英女皇頭像也掛了幾十年
383
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:36,200
不是一樣要除下來
384
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:38,120
總之有我在這裡一天
385
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:39,360
就不准再拜神
386
00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:40,720
我…
387
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:43,040
出去, 這是命令
388
00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:46,720
這警察局已經很古老了
389
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:49,800
有很多過去的傳統, 應該受到尊重
390
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:51,280
希望你不要後悔
391
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:52,800
你們來了？
392
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:53,800
長官 長官
393
00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:55,400
先別走
394
00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:56,600
長官, 什麼事？
395
00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:59,760
你幫我帶姚七星沙展到檔案室
396
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:02,080
姚沙展
397
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:04,240
檔案室裡有幾十年前的文字紀錄
398
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:06,360
幫我掃描, 全部存入電腦
399
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:08,840
是, 長官
400
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:11,280
那我呢？
401
00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:12,480
還沒想到
402
00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:14,880
不過今天茶水部的大嬸放假
403
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:16,600
沖杯咖啡給我
404
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:18,360
什麼？
405
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:21,200
一表人才的人, 她叫我沖咖啡？
406
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:26,440
憑傲氣, 硬漢子…
407
00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:28,800
我要沖咖啡
408
00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:35,520
檔案室就在那邊
409
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,680
不是開玩笑吧？
410
00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:53,640
做半年也做不完
411
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:56,040
要你這半年別出去…
412
00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:58,600
可能是件好事也說不定
413
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:06,320
說句老實話, 都是自己人
414
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:08,200
你看到什麼？
415
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:23,280
恕我直言
416
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:26,040
你印堂發暗, 必遭大劫
417
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:28,240
如果天天在街上捉賊
418
00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:30,840
不死也剩半條命
419
00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:34,400
在這兒…雖然未必無事
420
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:37,440
但是, 還有生機
421
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:42,360
實不相瞞, 我還看到…
422
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:46,080
天機不可洩漏, 心照了
423
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:48,160
這裡工作是多了點
424
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:51,520
下午也許會有人來幫忙
425
00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:55,080
那麼好, 有人幫忙, 開玩笑？
426
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:49,360
我叫菲菲, 我來幫你的
427
00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:53,480
你就是炳叔說的那個？
428
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:56,760
長官怕你太辛苦
429
00:32:58,480 --> 00:32:59,840
你什麼時候進來的？
430
00:32:59,920 --> 00:33:01,240
我進來很久了
431
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:04,320
不過我見你在忙著, 所以沒有打擾
432
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:05,760
就先幫你收拾了
433
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:08,920
對了, 你是新來的？
434
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:10,200
是
435
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:14,160
聽說你搞定了那頭號重犯, 是吧？
436
00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:16,200
只是運氣好
437
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:17,640
你這麼帥…
438
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:20,000
做《警訊》多好, 幹嘛來重案組？
439
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:20,800
說的是
440
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:22,760
女孩跟我好時, 都說我長得帥
441
00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:26,120
一到分手, 就說我長得像醜八怪
442
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:27,080
那你放心好了
443
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:30,320
我不會跟你發生任何關係
444
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:32,640
所以不管怎樣, 也不會有分手收場
445
00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:39,000
你這樣做不行的
446
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:41,920
不如我們從年份開始排吧
447
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:44,840
從最舊的那些排起
448
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:46,960
從底下往上排？
449
00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:49,720
這盒
450
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:53,760
這盒很新呀
451
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:54,880
大傻瓜
452
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:57,200
我們從最新排到最舊不就行了
453
00:33:57,280 --> 00:34:00,800
說得對, 還是你聰明
454
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:02,160
你拿主意吧
455
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:03,520
好 好
456
00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:11,760
對了, 菲菲
457
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:16,160
你長得很漂亮
458
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:19,440
油嘴滑舌, 做事吧
459
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:32,440
我長這麼大
460
00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:35,520
還沒試過被女人弄得暈頭轉向
461
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:39,040
她當我是傭人
462
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:42,840
她留學回來的, 所以沒人情味
463
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:45,160
什麼沒人情味？
464
00:34:45,240 --> 00:34:47,800
按本子辦事, 黑面無情
465
00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:54,880
你幹嘛？
466
00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:58,960
阿七, 樣子算不錯
467
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:01,720
還有更難看的
468
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:04,880
這也叫不錯？
469
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,200
誰呀？
470
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:10,200
其實大家可以和平相處
471
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:12,000
河水不犯井水
472
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:15,280
互相尊重, 那就行了
473
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:24,160
你說誰呀？女長官？
474
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:26,840
別問, 會折福的
475
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:29,680
不會吧？問問也折福？
476
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:32,480
那不問了
477
00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:37,800
你是警隊的靈異顧問
478
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:39,440
肯定有很多鬼故事
479
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:41,920
說幾個來聽聽
480
00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:44,240
其實兩句就說完了
481
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:47,320
人怕鬼三分, 鬼怕人七分
482
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:48,560
如果你旺氣盛
483
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:53,120
就算它走過你身邊, 它也要閃開
484
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:57,720
除非你正在倒楣, 它才會搞你
485
00:35:57,840 --> 00:36:00,600
那就完了, 我最近正倒楣
486
00:36:00,720 --> 00:36:01,640
我被鬼搞
487
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:04,520
我被女長官搞呀
488
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:08,440
炳叔, 說實話
489
00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:13,480
這個世界有沒有厲鬼？
490
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:15,160
其實少之又少
491
00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:17,160
如果真的有這種東西在附近
492
00:36:17,240 --> 00:36:18,440
那就糟了
493
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:20,840
由於它們怨氣陰寒
494
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:24,000
會令氣溫忽然變得很冷
495
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:27,280
這種鬼是最可怕的
496
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:31,440
你說殺人王…會不會變厲鬼？
497
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:35,960
你想知道？有辦法
498
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:36,800
怎麼樣？
499
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:38,280
跟我回家
500
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:40,760
我請些鬼魂上來幫你問問
501
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:13,160
珠珠…出來吧
502
00:37:13,240 --> 00:37:15,160
你在房間幹什麼？出來坐
503
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:16,360
出來…
504
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:17,640
我女兒, 珠珠
505
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:21,920
你是珠珠？還有個豬豬吧？
506
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:23,720
豬你的頭
507
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:25,680
你這混蛋一副色相, 欠揍？
508
00:37:27,240 --> 00:37:29,400
豬肉榮, 你怎麼又來了？
509
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:30,960
找我什麼事？
510
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:33,440
我兒子清明節沒來拜我
511
00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:34,760
元寶蠟燭都沒享用
512
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:39,040
你兒子工作忙, 我會跟他說
513
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:41,120
你呀別老上我珠珠的身
514
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:42,360
我可要收費的
515
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:44,080
說話要算話
516
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:45,520
滾開
517
00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:53,480
珠珠
518
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:58,280
起來, 那邊坐
519
00:37:59,960 --> 00:38:01,480
坐…
520
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:03,800
叫七星哥哥
521
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:06,880
叫抽水強哥哥
522
00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:10,760
七星哥哥
523
00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:14,520
抽水強哥哥
524
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:18,960
炳叔, 你女兒好像鬼上身呀
525
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:23,560
都怪我年青時候太霸道
526
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:25,680
跟靈界結了怨
527
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:29,720
我女兒三歲時, 有個冤鬼跑來尋仇
528
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:32,760
被她看見了, 嚇得三魂七魄中
529
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:34,040
不見了一魂一魄
530
00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:36,480
以後就這麼傻傻的了
531
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:40,080
太可惜了, 你女兒挺漂亮呀
532
00:38:40,240 --> 00:38:44,280
糟糕的是, 她從此變成免費公車
533
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:46,480
靈界鬼魂可以隨時上落
534
00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:47,760
最多那次
535
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:49,760
有七個鬼魂一塊上身 是…
536
00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:52,320
害得我花了三天才把它們趕走
537
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:54,240
炳叔, 不用解釋那麼多
538
00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:55,840
我們的事怎麼辦？
539
00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:58,640
現在我就幫你請高佬威上來
540
00:38:58,720 --> 00:39:00,120
問問他殺人王的事
541
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:02,840
那趕緊叫高佬威上公車
542
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:04,000
行…
543
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:21,000
阿七, 你還沒死？
544
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:24,760
威哥, 我找你上來…
545
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:25,760
等等
546
00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:29,320
急急如律令
547
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:32,120
走…
548
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:34,880
怎麼回事？
549
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:38,160
他不是高佬威
550
00:39:38,240 --> 00:39:39,960
這上身也亂來的？
551
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:42,640
所有鬼魂在沒投胎之前有很大怨氣
552
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:45,400
它們最愛撒謊, 招搖撞騙
553
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:48,880
所以鬼說的話, 千萬別輕信
554
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:56,600
幹嘛？
555
00:39:57,360 --> 00:39:58,880
這個是高佬威
556
00:40:00,720 --> 00:40:01,800
肯定？
557
00:40:03,720 --> 00:40:06,240
威哥, 這次找你上來
558
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:08,480
是想問一下殺人王跟他同黨的事
559
00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:11,440
他們不會就此罷休的
560
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:13,200
殺人王被你殺了之後
561
00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:15,000
在下面大發雷霆
562
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:17,240
牛頭馬面都抓不住他
563
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:18,840
現在不知道在哪
564
00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:22,800
如果是這樣, 過了頭七
565
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:24,840
他很有可能會來找你
566
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:26,680
為什麼要過了頭七？
567
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:30,480
一個人死了之後, 很迷惘
568
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:32,600
不認識路, 不知道自己在哪
569
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:35,600
過了頭七, 有人點第一根蠟燭給他
570
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:37,800
他就看到回家的路了
571
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:42,480
那就剩幾天了, 接著會怎麼樣？
572
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:45,520
那就要看他有多兇猛
573
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:49,480
好兇…
574
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:50,800
他知道我在跟你們說話
575
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:53,920
我看見他啦, 他來了, 我要走
576
00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:56,720
快點讓我走, 我要走…
577
00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:57,800
他過來了
578
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:01,680
我要走, 讓我走
579
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:02,640
天靈靈, 地靈靈…
580
00:41:02,720 --> 00:41:05,280
太上老君急急如律令
581
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:11,080
快走, 走…
582
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:17,680
走…
583
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:27,840
走了嗎？
584
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:29,360
看來殺人王
585
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:33,880
生前是惡人, 死後是惡鬼
586
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:36,840
那我…死定了？
587
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:46,840
這道符你日夜掛在身上
588
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:50,160
除了洗澡, 千萬別摘下來
589
00:41:50,240 --> 00:41:52,720
相信暫時還能保住你
590
00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:01,000
我…我也要
591
00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:03,800
掛這道符, 是要戒女色的
592
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:06,680
那我不要了
593
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:09,960
我也很想看看, 殺人王這個鬼
594
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:11,840
頭七想幹些什麼
595
00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:16,720
大哥
596
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:19,480
你回來吧, 大哥
597
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:22,880
老公, 你死得好慘
598
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:26,440
現在我們被警察趕盡殺絕
599
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:29,640
今天是你的頭七
600
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:31,840
如果你在天有靈
601
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:34,440
你就回來顯靈吧
602
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:36,640
大哥, 你聽見沒有？
603
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:39,120
你要保佑我們為你報仇呀
604
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,880
老公, 是不是你回來了？
605
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:53,400
老公, 我知道你回來了 大哥…
606
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:55,680
你在哪？ 是不是你回來？
607
00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:59,040
老公, 你是不是回來了？
608
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:02,920
你在哪？老公
609
00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:06,080
你們不要管我, 快走
610
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:08,240
快點走
611
00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:12,440
老公, 我知道你回來了
612
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:14,400
你在哪？
613
00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:18,000
你們快點走, 快走…
614
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:20,160
老公
615
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:40,760
阿玲, 你要幫我報仇
616
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:42,560
老公, 你放心
617
00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:46,640
我一定…一定為你報仇
618
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:48,680
那警察現在在七號警局
619
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:51,360
你伏擊他, 我要他下來陪我
620
00:43:58,360 --> 00:43:59,720
我服了你了
621
00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:01,440
你真當什麼事都沒發生過？
622
00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:04,080
神經病, 有什麼好怕的？
623
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:07,320
就算那隻鬼來找你, 也是晚上才來
624
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:09,800
光天化日就害怕, 太傻了
625
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:12,120
都是害怕的
626
00:44:21,720 --> 00:44:23,600
還不走
627
00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:28,800
走吧
628
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:30,080
追
629
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:33,400
趴下
630
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:36,360
大嫂, 暴露了, 走啊
631
00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:37,000
走
632
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:50,920
你幹嘛？
633
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:51,960
報警
634
00:45:01,320 --> 00:45:02,280
進來
635
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:06,120
什麼事？
636
00:45:06,240 --> 00:45:08,480
我想拿回我的配槍
637
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:09,600
不行
638
00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:12,640
早上我差點被殺人王的同黨暗算了
639
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:13,880
長官
640
00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:16,880
我也是按本子辦事
641
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,840
我現在人身安全受到威脅, 長官
642
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:21,800
大不了我多派些人保護你
643
00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:23,800
那跟把槍交給我有什麼分別？
644
00:45:24,240 --> 00:45:26,480
長官…
645
00:45:26,720 --> 00:45:28,480
今天這杯咖啡一定讓你滿意
646
00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:31,360
知不知道你昨天那杯好像臭溝水？
647
00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:33,280
今天的好多了
648
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:43,280
漂白水呀？
649
00:45:44,240 --> 00:45:45,680
長官, 我覺得你在針對我
650
00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:47,400
的確很難喝
651
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:48,640
這杯咖啡…
652
00:45:48,720 --> 00:45:50,480
是我從咖啡店買回來倒下去的
653
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:51,600
你還說難喝？
654
00:45:52,720 --> 00:45:54,520
還不是針對我？
655
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:03,560
長官, 把配槍還給我吧
656
00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:05,320
槍是沒得給了
657
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:06,640
我可以派人來保護你
658
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:08,320
還有你…
659
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:10,760
不用沖咖啡了, 大嬸回來了
660
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:12,720
你應該做些更高的事
661
00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:14,520
你終於明白了？
662
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:17,600
警局屋頂有窩貓, 越生越多
663
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:19,120
上去抓貓
664
00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:21,400
抓貓？
665
00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:24,040
別跟她說了
666
00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:27,360
抓貓, 想得美
667
00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:35,920
真是的, 貓比警察還多
668
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:37,720
這是什麼警察局？
669
00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:47,920
所以說, 做人要豁達一點
670
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:49,840
像我這樣, 抓貓就抓貓
671
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:52,480
就是難抓一點
672
00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:00,680
你不怕他們偷襲你？
673
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:05,440
沒辦法, 是禍躲不過
674
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:06,640
來了再說
675
00:47:06,720 --> 00:47:07,920
我也這麼想
676
00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:10,400
所謂…邪不能勝正
677
00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:12,160
我們一定能抓到他
678
00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:15,560
最好快點抓到他, 我就不用擔心了
679
00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:17,280
你說他們會在哪裡？
680
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:29,120
那些貨呢？
681
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:31,400
一手交錢, 一手交貨
682
00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:33,920
我要先驗貨
683
00:47:41,240 --> 00:47:42,880
阿蓮, 驗貨
684
00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:49,720
好東西
685
00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:52,800
飛虎隊也是用這些
686
00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:55,680
錢呢？
687
00:47:58,200 --> 00:47:59,240
自己數數
688
00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:16,880
今天好冷呀
689
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:19,080
沒理由, 天氣報告明明說
690
00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:20,800
今天二十度多 就是
691
00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:25,080
清水灣道18號有血案？
692
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:27,920
曹近南全家被殺
693
00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:32,760
什麼？全家都被殺了？
694
00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:33,680
是呀
695
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:36,240
詳細情況還不太清楚, 要查一下
696
00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:38,520
師兄, 這案子是我以前跟的
697
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:40,400
有什麼消息, 通知我一下
698
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:41,440
好
699
00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:42,320
有老鼠
700
00:48:45,760 --> 00:48:47,400
這麼多老鼠？
701
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:53,440
怎麼黑摩利魚全不見了？
702
00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:54,760
全部死了, 全扔了
703
00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:56,240
他已經調派做文職了
704
00:48:56,360 --> 00:48:58,200
有什麼不用跟他說, 走吧…
705
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:03,600
炳叔, 是不是有點不對勁？
706
00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:06,200
氣溫驟降、老鼠搬家、魚全死了
707
00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:07,640
你說對不對勁？
708
00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:13,480
三度？
709
00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:28,160
關二哥保佑, 讓弟子可以伏妖降魔
710
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:33,120
收好它, 有事可以拿出來防身
711
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:35,760
會有什麼事？
712
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:38,200
如果我沒猜錯, 今晚子時
713
00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:39,440
也就是十一點
714
00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:40,840
會有一個怨氣很重
715
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:42,160
很兇的鬼來這裡
716
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:45,360
那…我們乾脆出去按摩一下
717
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:46,480
那去吧
718
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:50,160
冤有頭, 債有主, 他要找的是你們
719
00:49:50,240 --> 00:49:51,680
你們到哪他跟到哪
720
00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:54,240
警察局有正氣, 也許還好點
721
00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:55,960
憑良心說吧
722
00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:58,520
我抽水強天不怕地不怕
723
00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:00,440
就是怕鬼
724
00:50:00,720 --> 00:50:02,720
只要你們留在我七步之內
725
00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:05,160
我應該可以保證你們安全
726
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:07,360
我會很乖的
727
00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:10,040
你們在幹嘛？
728
00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:13,960
又把菩薩拿出來？
729
00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:15,560
長官, 你聽我說
730
00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:17,720
今晚不拿出來, 一定會出事
731
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:19,560
什麼事？拿來
732
00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:20,960
不行
733
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:23,280
你, 拿來
734
00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:24,520
我？
735
00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:26,560
長官, 你知道這樣做會有什麼後果
736
00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:28,120
我只知道違抗上司命令
737
00:50:28,240 --> 00:50:30,760
阻止同事執行任務會有什麼後果
738
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:32,800
炳叔, 你就快退休了
739
00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:34,600
幾百萬退休金都不要？
740
00:50:37,920 --> 00:50:39,400
拿到我辦公室
741
00:50:40,040 --> 00:50:41,080
是, 長官
742
00:50:41,320 --> 00:50:43,120
不好意思, 炳叔
743
00:50:46,720 --> 00:50:48,040
真的要拿？
744
00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:57,520
關二哥？
745
00:50:58,080 --> 00:50:59,040
不關我的事
746
00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:03,960
炳叔, 你有膠水嗎？
747
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:07,360
天意, 看你們造化了
748
00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:10,920
膠紙先黏著吧
749
00:51:57,400 --> 00:51:58,840
結冰了？
750
00:52:10,240 --> 00:52:13,240
炳叔…
751
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:15,000
糟糕, 長官房間
752
00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:17,120
她也有今天
753
00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:18,240
七步呀
754
00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:19,400
七步？
755
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:21,720
炳叔…
756
00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:23,080
炳叔
757
00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:42,840
炳叔…
758
00:52:57,840 --> 00:53:01,640
炳叔…
759
00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:34,400
炳叔…
760
00:53:35,200 --> 00:53:37,080
撞開它 撞吧
761
00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:47,520
好猛呀
762
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:53,200
救我…
763
00:53:59,680 --> 00:54:01,880
幸虧你們趕來救我
764
00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:04,360
我真不知道怎麼辦
765
00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:06,040
不用客氣
766
00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:08,120
不如我們握手吧
767
00:54:11,240 --> 00:54:12,920
怎麼會這樣？
768
00:54:12,960 --> 00:54:14,720
幫我…
769
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:21,320
救命…
770
00:54:21,720 --> 00:54:24,600
關二哥在此, 妖魔速速走
771
00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:29,240
阿七…
772
00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:33,280
你沒事吧？
773
00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:35,200
怎樣？先起來
774
00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:38,520
謝謝關二哥
775
00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:44,080
炳叔？
776
00:54:44,320 --> 00:54:47,040
這玩意從哪弄回來的？
777
00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:51,120
幸虧有個粵劇團被人偷了衣箱道具
778
00:54:51,240 --> 00:54:53,960
兄弟們抓到人, 贓物就擺在證物室
779
00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:55,360
就順便拿來先頂著用
780
00:54:55,520 --> 00:54:56,400
那你的臉呢？
781
00:54:56,480 --> 00:54:59,200
是紅墨水來的, 很難洗的
782
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:01,600
長官, 你沒事吧？
783
00:55:01,680 --> 00:55:03,240
怎麼會這樣？
784
00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:05,520
我早說了, 這裡放關二哥
785
00:55:05,640 --> 00:55:07,200
就不會發生這種事了
786
00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:08,680
你被鬼搞了呀
787
00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:09,920
鬼？
788
00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:12,120
就是被我打死那個殺人王
789
00:55:12,240 --> 00:55:14,120
那他會不會回來呀？
790
00:55:14,280 --> 00:55:15,440
一定會
791
00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:18,600
那你快點多擺兩個關二哥在警局吧
792
00:55:18,720 --> 00:55:20,800
你別再叫我收起來就行了
793
00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:22,600
不會了
794
00:55:22,720 --> 00:55:25,280
這把金錢劍不行呀
795
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:27,160
這把才行呀
796
00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:28,040
長官
797
00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:30,600
你乾脆上我家休息一會吧
798
00:55:30,720 --> 00:55:32,920
不好, 不如你陪我回家
799
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:34,360
我沖咖啡給你喝
800
00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:37,400
不會像臭溝水那麼難喝吧？
801
00:55:37,480 --> 00:55:38,440
不會
802
00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:41,200
真的？那太好啦
803
00:55:41,720 --> 00:55:43,280
走吧
804
00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:47,480
看你那副好色的臭德性
805
00:55:48,960 --> 00:55:50,280
炳叔, 你救了我
806
00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:52,560
我請你去桑拿浴
807
00:55:52,680 --> 00:55:53,480
好
808
00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:56,160
今晚只是運氣好
809
00:55:56,280 --> 00:55:57,400
這厲鬼兇猛無比
810
00:55:57,480 --> 00:55:59,200
我的功夫擺不平它
811
00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:00,880
那怎麼辦？
812
00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:02,640
看來要找樵伯才行
813
00:56:02,720 --> 00:56:04,560
樵伯是誰呀？
814
00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:22,080
請茶
815
00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:27,200
不是給你們喝的
816
00:56:27,640 --> 00:56:29,640
我師父樵伯在下面請了幾位
817
00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:32,680
德高望重的社團老大來做和事佬
818
00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:34,520
希望殺人王肯聽他們勸
819
00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:37,120
什麼？社團老大？
820
00:56:37,240 --> 00:56:38,960
來了沒有？我幫他們拉凳子
821
00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:45,280
幹嘛？
822
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:46,720
來啦
823
00:56:47,360 --> 00:56:48,360
閉嘴
824
00:56:48,480 --> 00:56:52,800
我今天想請殺人王上來跟他談談
825
00:56:52,960 --> 00:56:55,760
樵伯, 你不是打算收伏他？
826
00:56:55,880 --> 00:56:58,640
非萬不得已, 也不要這麼做
827
00:56:58,760 --> 00:57:01,960
因為多數會兩敗俱傷
828
00:57:02,080 --> 00:57:03,040
我們學道之人
829
00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:05,520
只會化解恩怨和超渡冤魂
830
00:57:05,640 --> 00:57:07,200
不會隨便收伏鬼魂
831
00:57:07,280 --> 00:57:10,160
因為那樣會折福, 給自己作孽
832
00:57:10,280 --> 00:57:14,160
跟鬼談就和道上的朋友談一樣
833
00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:18,480
給他們點甜頭, 叫他們順口氣而已
834
00:57:20,920 --> 00:57:22,920
那如果…他們不順氣呢？
835
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:24,040
他來了
836
00:57:29,680 --> 00:57:30,560
避開
837
00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:37,520
死胖子
838
00:57:37,680 --> 00:57:39,920
你以為請些前輩上來我就怕了？
839
00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:41,240
你省省吧
840
00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:44,360
殺人王, 人死不能復生
841
00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:46,320
不如我給你做幾場法事
842
00:57:46,440 --> 00:57:48,160
讓你早日投胎
843
00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:50,280
十八年後又是一條好漢
844
00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:51,600
你耍我？
845
00:57:51,720 --> 00:57:54,080
我殺那麼多人肯定下十八層地獄
846
00:57:54,200 --> 00:57:56,200
讓我投胎？去死吧
847
00:57:58,840 --> 00:58:00,840
師父, 小心呀
848
00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:02,920
師父 死警察
849
00:58:04,640 --> 00:58:06,320
阿七…
850
00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:12,840
你這死警察, 我要你一命賠一命
851
00:58:15,320 --> 00:58:17,120
不要…
852
00:58:17,920 --> 00:58:21,800
樵伯…救命呀, 樵伯
853
00:58:21,880 --> 00:58:22,840
救命呀
854
00:58:22,920 --> 00:58:24,440
速速走
855
00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:32,840
不好意思, 幫不了你
856
00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:36,840
沒關係…
857
00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:46,600
樵伯, 你沒事吧？
858
00:58:46,680 --> 00:58:47,880
我沒事, 沒事
859
00:58:47,960 --> 00:58:49,600
師父…請坐…
860
00:58:49,680 --> 00:58:50,640
怎樣…走了沒有？
861
00:58:50,720 --> 00:58:52,240
珠女…過來…
862
00:58:53,720 --> 00:58:55,520
剛才談得怎麼樣？行不行？
863
00:58:55,600 --> 00:58:56,520
當然談不成
864
00:58:56,600 --> 00:58:58,920
幸好師父畫了掌心雷藏在手中
865
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:01,600
一掌打跑了他, 不然就難纏了
866
00:59:01,680 --> 00:59:02,480
你沒事吧？
867
00:59:02,600 --> 00:59:04,120
沒事, 珠珠沒事吧？
868
00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:04,960
沒事
869
00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:08,320
這鬼這麼兇, 幾十年都沒見過
870
00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:09,920
幸好只有一個厲鬼
871
00:59:10,040 --> 00:59:11,520
要再多一個, 那就麻煩了
872
00:59:13,120 --> 00:59:14,800
那…怎麼辦？
873
00:59:14,920 --> 00:59:16,400
他中了我師父的掌心雷
874
00:59:16,520 --> 00:59:17,560
魂魄都打散了
875
00:59:17,680 --> 00:59:19,400
起碼要七天才可以復元
876
00:59:19,520 --> 00:59:21,160
我們還可以想想辦法
877
00:59:32,080 --> 00:59:34,040
收東西
878
00:59:35,160 --> 00:59:36,640
很久沒這樣逛街了
879
00:59:36,760 --> 00:59:39,000
是, 我也是
880
00:59:40,600 --> 00:59:42,000
你也是呀？
881
00:59:42,640 --> 00:59:44,520
沒有人陪
882
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:48,240
你好
883
00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:49,480
我也是
884
00:59:49,600 --> 00:59:51,240
你認識的人挺多
885
00:59:56,440 --> 00:59:57,480
你也看到？
886
00:59:57,600 --> 00:59:58,960
看到
887
00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:00,000
小心
888
01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:01,840
對不起…
889
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:04,360
你真的看到？
890
01:00:04,480 --> 01:00:05,840
當然
891
01:00:08,600 --> 01:00:09,720
沒什麼…
892
01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:12,120
我以前…當軍警的時候…
893
01:00:12,200 --> 01:00:13,920
在這兒守了很久
894
01:00:14,720 --> 01:00:16,680
你挺親民
895
01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:30,120
泡妞呀？
896
01:00:32,640 --> 01:00:33,640
是
897
01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:35,760
你的妞可真正點
898
01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:41,240
我的下半身被車壓斷了
899
01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:44,600
看得出來…
900
01:00:52,120 --> 01:00:55,120
大哥, 拿…拿去花
901
01:00:55,200 --> 01:00:56,560
拜託
902
01:01:03,120 --> 01:01:04,560
你幹什麼？
903
01:01:06,080 --> 01:01:08,800
沒有, 綁鞋帶
904
01:01:15,360 --> 01:01:18,400
別在這兒逛了, 不如…
905
01:01:18,480 --> 01:01:19,520
去我家吧
906
01:01:19,800 --> 01:01:21,160
去你家？
907
01:01:21,400 --> 01:01:24,320
是呀, 我…我家挺不錯的
908
01:01:24,480 --> 01:01:26,960
真的？ 真的…
909
01:01:28,640 --> 01:01:29,640
走吧
910
01:01:44,640 --> 01:01:46,880
想不到你這兒的景觀這麼好
911
01:01:47,040 --> 01:01:49,600
早知道, 就不用逛街了
912
01:01:49,760 --> 01:01:51,640
我就是喜歡這裡陽台夠大
913
01:01:51,760 --> 01:01:53,480
不像跟別的單位那樣
914
01:01:53,640 --> 01:01:56,240
不會老撞見隔壁那些鄰居
915
01:01:56,360 --> 01:01:59,600
難怪你喜歡住工廠大廈
916
01:01:59,720 --> 01:02:00,840
鬼影都沒有
917
01:02:00,960 --> 01:02:02,560
你一定哄好多女孩上來
918
01:02:04,120 --> 01:02:05,680
說起來你不要笑我
919
01:02:06,080 --> 01:02:08,440
你是第一個來我家的女孩
920
01:02:09,040 --> 01:02:11,040
謊話, 我才不信
921
01:02:12,760 --> 01:02:17,200
現在的女孩都很現實, 總是要人陪
922
01:02:17,320 --> 01:02:19,720
我們當警察的沒時間
923
01:02:19,800 --> 01:02:22,680
就算真的拍拖也不會長
924
01:02:22,880 --> 01:02:25,160
我們警隊有很多女孩子
925
01:02:26,280 --> 01:02:27,960
以前是有一個的
926
01:02:28,080 --> 01:02:30,760
她跟我同班
927
01:02:31,800 --> 01:02:33,360
做事很拼命
928
01:02:33,760 --> 01:02:36,040
終於有一次…
929
01:02:37,240 --> 01:02:38,360
殉職了
930
01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:41,080
對不起
931
01:02:42,200 --> 01:02:43,920
不要緊
932
01:02:44,400 --> 01:02:46,720
同事們都說我膽子小
933
01:02:46,880 --> 01:02:49,080
但是沒關係
934
01:02:49,640 --> 01:02:52,920
做人得過且過就算了
935
01:02:53,080 --> 01:02:55,040
那麼執著幹什麼？
936
01:02:55,360 --> 01:02:57,240
是他們不明白你
937
01:02:59,320 --> 01:03:01,960
其實, 從我第一天在警察局見到你
938
01:03:02,080 --> 01:03:04,400
就沒看見過你開心
939
01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:11,560
其實我有個不可告人的秘密
940
01:03:11,720 --> 01:03:15,680
最慘就是…我天天都要對著他們
941
01:03:15,800 --> 01:03:18,280
壓力很大
942
01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:21,520
你叫我怎麼開心？
943
01:03:22,640 --> 01:03:23,680
其實我小時候
944
01:03:23,760 --> 01:03:25,760
也有一個不可告人的秘密
945
01:03:26,160 --> 01:03:28,240
憋在心裡真的很不舒服
946
01:03:28,400 --> 01:03:31,280
所以我就把不開心的事寫在紙上
947
01:03:31,360 --> 01:03:34,840
放進汽水瓶裡, 然後埋在樹下
948
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:36,520
這樣就行了
949
01:03:36,720 --> 01:03:37,840
真的？
950
01:03:38,040 --> 01:03:40,760
其實你不用告訴別人
951
01:03:40,920 --> 01:03:44,000
宣洩出來就沒事了, 你也試試看
952
01:03:45,120 --> 01:03:46,440
不行
953
01:03:46,680 --> 01:03:49,200
要是被你從樹底下挖出來
954
01:03:49,360 --> 01:03:50,720
那不就公開了？
955
01:03:50,880 --> 01:03:53,680
你埋在你這些盆栽裡面不就行了
956
01:03:56,240 --> 01:03:57,560
這樣也行？
957
01:03:57,680 --> 01:04:00,280
不如這樣吧, 我們各自寫一個秘密
958
01:04:00,400 --> 01:04:02,160
然後把它放進這個罐子裡
959
01:04:02,320 --> 01:04:04,360
不准偷看, 公平吧？
960
01:04:04,920 --> 01:04:06,400
也算公平
961
01:04:06,560 --> 01:04:07,360
好
962
01:04:55,640 --> 01:04:56,440
放進去？
963
01:05:03,520 --> 01:05:04,680
搞定
964
01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:06,720
這樣行了？
965
01:05:06,800 --> 01:05:08,520
不是, 還要祈禱
966
01:05:08,640 --> 01:05:09,880
還要祈禱？
967
01:05:09,960 --> 01:05:12,080
讓你的秘密以後都埋在裡面
968
01:05:15,920 --> 01:05:17,320
感覺好點沒有？
969
01:05:18,160 --> 01:05:21,440
好像…好了一點點
970
01:06:22,400 --> 01:06:23,400
菲菲
971
01:06:25,520 --> 01:06:26,280
菲菲
972
01:06:36,640 --> 01:06:38,200
今天我要早點上班
973
01:06:38,320 --> 01:06:39,840
等會在警察局見
974
01:06:58,760 --> 01:07:00,120
早上好
975
01:07:00,320 --> 01:07:02,240
早上好…
976
01:07:04,120 --> 01:07:05,560
有個神位？
977
01:07:06,200 --> 01:07:07,560
當然
978
01:07:12,120 --> 01:07:13,520
我有話想跟你說
979
01:07:13,640 --> 01:07:14,880
我也有話想跟你說
980
01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:16,480
真的？一起說吧
981
01:07:16,600 --> 01:07:18,240
１, ２, ３
982
01:07:18,360 --> 01:07:19,760
我在談戀愛…
983
01:07:20,120 --> 01:07:21,160
誰呀？
984
01:07:21,560 --> 01:07:22,760
當然是女長官
985
01:07:22,920 --> 01:07:24,600
你呢？
986
01:07:25,120 --> 01:07:27,200
檔案室那個女孩
987
01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:29,120
哪個？
988
01:07:29,280 --> 01:07:32,080
你很少下來, 她叫菲菲
989
01:07:32,240 --> 01:07:34,760
不過別讓長官知道
990
01:07:36,520 --> 01:07:37,600
小強
991
01:07:37,720 --> 01:07:40,760
長官…
992
01:07:41,040 --> 01:07:42,760
小強… 我說幾多次了
993
01:07:42,880 --> 01:07:45,240
大庭廣眾不要叫我小強
994
01:07:45,360 --> 01:07:46,880
回家才叫
995
01:07:47,680 --> 01:07:49,680
對不起, 我不記得了
996
01:07:49,880 --> 01:07:52,680
阿七是好兄弟, 沒關係
997
01:07:56,240 --> 01:07:58,880
來嘛, 今晚我煮了湯
998
01:07:58,960 --> 01:08:00,000
回家吃飯吧
999
01:08:00,640 --> 01:08:02,160
忙完了再說
1000
01:08:02,680 --> 01:08:03,880
你哪有事情忙？
1001
01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:04,880
你說什麼？
1002
01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:07,480
剷除不法份子、除暴安良不是嗎？
1003
01:08:11,080 --> 01:08:12,440
我和阿七兩把配槍
1004
01:08:12,560 --> 01:08:14,440
什麼時候還給我們？
1005
01:08:14,560 --> 01:08:15,720
不用我還
1006
01:08:15,840 --> 01:08:18,200
張警官叫你明天下午去找他
1007
01:08:18,320 --> 01:08:19,800
真的？
1008
01:08:20,040 --> 01:08:20,720
真的
1009
01:08:20,840 --> 01:08:23,280
他想由你去負責捉金毛玲的案子
1010
01:08:49,640 --> 01:08:52,680
金毛玲與玷板蓮正前往殮房
1011
01:08:52,800 --> 01:08:54,280
搶殺人王遺體, 千真萬確
1012
01:08:54,360 --> 01:08:56,920
一定要相信, 有心人
1013
01:08:57,320 --> 01:08:58,560
真的假的？
1014
01:08:58,720 --> 01:09:02,560
管它真的假的, 都要打電話給上頭
1015
01:09:02,720 --> 01:09:03,600
去拿車
1016
01:09:03,720 --> 01:09:05,000
好, 我去拿車
1017
01:09:24,960 --> 01:09:28,520
我做人是惡人, 死了也會變惡鬼
1018
01:09:28,640 --> 01:09:30,480
我不會放過你的
1019
01:10:01,200 --> 01:10:03,680
總部, 他們的車已經到了
1020
01:10:03,800 --> 01:10:04,800
大家準備
1021
01:10:07,040 --> 01:10:08,600
走…
1022
01:10:19,640 --> 01:10:21,080
殺人王的屍體放在哪？
1023
01:10:21,200 --> 01:10:22,080
在第三倉
1024
01:10:22,200 --> 01:10:22,800
阿蓮 是
1025
01:10:22,880 --> 01:10:23,560
跟我進去 好
1026
01:10:23,640 --> 01:10:25,120
看住他 是
1027
01:10:38,160 --> 01:10:39,400
把我老公抬走
1028
01:10:45,040 --> 01:10:46,000
快點
1029
01:10:54,880 --> 01:10:56,680
阿倫…撐住
1030
01:11:01,040 --> 01:11:03,120
阿倫…怎麼樣？阿倫
1031
01:11:03,200 --> 01:11:05,080
放下武器, 你們被包圍了
1032
01:11:05,200 --> 01:11:06,000
阿倫, 你沒事吧？
1033
01:11:06,080 --> 01:11:07,040
撐得住
1034
01:11:07,200 --> 01:11:07,880
大哥呢？
1035
01:11:07,960 --> 01:11:09,680
大…
1036
01:11:10,560 --> 01:11:12,040
大哥掉在外面了
1037
01:11:13,520 --> 01:11:14,600
看著他
1038
01:11:18,800 --> 01:11:20,520
阿倫, 你撐住
1039
01:11:22,480 --> 01:11:23,680
阿蓮
1040
01:11:27,680 --> 01:11:28,480
走
1041
01:11:33,960 --> 01:11:34,920
能不能開車？
1042
01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:36,200
可以
1043
01:11:43,640 --> 01:11:45,560
他們跑了, 收隊
1044
01:11:50,080 --> 01:11:51,000
小心
1045
01:11:58,440 --> 01:11:59,200
來吧
1046
01:12:03,520 --> 01:12:04,480
怎麼樣？
1047
01:12:05,760 --> 01:12:06,960
沒事
1048
01:12:13,880 --> 01:12:15,320
我幫你把子彈取出來了
1049
01:12:15,400 --> 01:12:16,160
阿蓮, 你呢？
1050
01:12:16,280 --> 01:12:17,960
被子彈擦傷了
1051
01:12:18,080 --> 01:12:19,920
先把大哥雪藏起來, 不然會屍臭
1052
01:12:20,040 --> 01:12:20,920
知道
1053
01:12:23,520 --> 01:12:24,480
忍著
1054
01:12:26,080 --> 01:12:27,080
我動手了
1055
01:12:31,280 --> 01:12:35,000
沒理由警察埋伏我們, 又不追來？
1056
01:13:43,480 --> 01:13:44,600
老公, 是不是你回來了？
1057
01:13:44,720 --> 01:13:48,880
老公…
1058
01:13:57,160 --> 01:13:58,920
那個警察有個臭道士
1059
01:13:59,040 --> 01:14:00,240
和一個女鬼幫他
1060
01:14:00,360 --> 01:14:01,800
我們鬥不過他們
1061
01:14:01,920 --> 01:14:03,040
哪個女鬼幫他？
1062
01:14:03,120 --> 01:14:04,560
我也不知道
1063
01:14:04,680 --> 01:14:05,520
我可以怎樣做？
1064
01:14:05,640 --> 01:14:08,640
只有一個辦法, 你現在上吊自殺
1065
01:14:08,680 --> 01:14:10,160
你也變成鬼加上我就會…
1066
01:14:10,240 --> 01:14:12,440
兇上加兇、猛上加猛
1067
01:14:26,600 --> 01:14:28,080
連天都幫我
1068
01:14:53,920 --> 01:14:57,080
讓路吧…
1069
01:14:57,240 --> 01:15:07,240
讓路吧…
1070
01:15:07,600 --> 01:15:11,520
你這樣做, 大家都沒有好處
1071
01:15:11,640 --> 01:15:13,880
你這個老不死, 給我滾
1072
01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:15,360
別擋著我報仇
1073
01:15:19,360 --> 01:15:21,120
什麼？金毛玲也變成鬼？
1074
01:15:24,960 --> 01:15:27,160
完了…
1075
01:15:27,280 --> 01:15:29,000
師父, 還有什麼辦法化解？
1076
01:15:30,400 --> 01:15:32,600
殺人王一個鬼已經夠兇猛了
1077
01:15:32,760 --> 01:15:37,880
金毛玲身穿紅衣紅裙, 上吊自殺
1078
01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:40,200
可能比殺人王更兇猛
1079
01:15:40,320 --> 01:15:42,520
如果他們兩夫妻聯手
1080
01:15:42,640 --> 01:15:45,960
我看香港沒有一位高人能頂得住
1081
01:15:46,800 --> 01:15:50,120
這樣…快逃吧
1082
01:15:50,240 --> 01:15:52,920
有病呀？我們是警察, 逃什麼？
1083
01:15:53,080 --> 01:15:55,960
你們走到哪裡, 他就跟到哪裡
1084
01:15:56,080 --> 01:15:58,920
除非你們倆出家當和尚
1085
01:15:59,040 --> 01:16:01,760
在廟裡躲它個三五年
1086
01:16:01,920 --> 01:16:04,480
憑著佛法, 可以逃過這一劫
1087
01:16:04,640 --> 01:16:06,400
完了…
1088
01:16:06,720 --> 01:16:09,400
師父, 未必有高僧肯收留他們
1089
01:16:09,520 --> 01:16:12,280
所以現在只有一個選擇
1090
01:16:13,520 --> 01:16:14,840
是什麼, 樵伯？
1091
01:16:14,920 --> 01:16:18,360
做好準備, 等金毛玲頭七那晚
1092
01:16:18,440 --> 01:16:21,400
我們在七號警局跟他夫妻倆較量
1093
01:16:21,520 --> 01:16:24,520
我們警局有的是正氣, 對我們有利
1094
01:16:24,640 --> 01:16:27,640
我有一個問題, 我們要做什麼準備
1095
01:16:27,800 --> 01:16:29,880
壯烈犧牲的準備
1096
01:17:00,440 --> 01:17:02,520
不是, 師父, 這邊
1097
01:17:08,280 --> 01:17:09,920
師父, 請 怎樣, 樵伯？
1098
01:17:11,960 --> 01:17:13,280
搞定
1099
01:17:16,880 --> 01:17:18,360
我前、後、左、右
1100
01:17:18,440 --> 01:17:20,200
所有門口都貼了符咒
1101
01:17:20,320 --> 01:17:23,800
不過, 這個鬼特別兇猛
1102
01:17:23,880 --> 01:17:26,640
我怕我制服不了他
1103
01:17:27,480 --> 01:17:30,920
各位同事, 今晚將發生的事
1104
01:17:31,040 --> 01:17:34,000
可能宗教信仰與我們不同
1105
01:17:34,080 --> 01:17:35,600
會很難接受
1106
01:17:35,720 --> 01:17:40,080
所以, 不必辦案的可以先收工
1107
01:17:40,240 --> 01:17:44,520
要辦案的, 到了十點也一定要走
1108
01:17:44,600 --> 01:17:47,520
有案子我們也會接手
1109
01:17:47,640 --> 01:17:48,720
明白嗎？
1110
01:17:48,840 --> 01:17:50,240
炳哥, 不用客氣
1111
01:17:50,360 --> 01:17:51,560
有事我們可以留下的
1112
01:17:51,600 --> 01:17:54,520
你們幫不了的, 早點回去休息吧
1113
01:17:54,720 --> 01:17:55,960
這樣…
1114
01:17:56,040 --> 01:17:57,840
千萬小心
1115
01:17:57,920 --> 01:17:59,880
有事叫我們, 馬上就到, 好吧？
1116
01:17:59,960 --> 01:18:00,960
是 收隊
1117
01:18:01,240 --> 01:18:02,600
是, 長官
1118
01:18:02,680 --> 01:18:04,160
不如我們先收工吧？
1119
01:18:04,200 --> 01:18:05,040
好
1120
01:18:05,160 --> 01:18:09,120
我們幾個千萬別分開
1121
01:18:09,200 --> 01:18:11,320
不然那倆厲鬼找到你們就麻煩了
1122
01:18:11,400 --> 01:18:12,240
那怎麼辦？
1123
01:18:12,320 --> 01:18:13,280
只有一個辦法
1124
01:18:13,400 --> 01:18:14,280
什麼辦法？
1125
01:18:14,400 --> 01:18:15,800
跟他們打
1126
01:18:15,920 --> 01:18:18,920
跟鬼打？怎麼打？
1127
01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:20,600
其實不管什麼鬼
1128
01:18:20,680 --> 01:18:24,240
都怕我們頭頂和肩膀兩邊的三點火
1129
01:18:24,320 --> 01:18:28,760
你火氣越旺, 鬼就越不敢靠近你
1130
01:18:28,840 --> 01:18:31,360
但怎樣才能火氣旺？
1131
01:18:31,440 --> 01:18:33,800
多吃點辣椒, 多喝兩杯開水
1132
01:18:33,840 --> 01:18:35,120
讓自己興奮
1133
01:18:35,160 --> 01:18:36,080
但我要自己興奮
1134
01:18:36,240 --> 01:18:37,800
一般是看色情片
1135
01:18:38,480 --> 01:18:40,640
怎樣都好, 他陰你陽
1136
01:18:40,760 --> 01:18:42,680
火越旺, 他越害不了你
1137
01:18:42,760 --> 01:18:45,480
還有, 你們要明白什麼叫恐懼
1138
01:18:45,560 --> 01:18:46,880
樵伯, 你說得好深奧
1139
01:18:47,000 --> 01:18:47,880
能不能說得淺一點？
1140
01:18:47,920 --> 01:18:49,120
人的潛意識裡
1141
01:18:49,200 --> 01:18:52,040
最怕就是見到一些沒見過的東西
1142
01:18:52,120 --> 01:18:53,280
沒錯
1143
01:18:53,360 --> 01:18:54,520
鬼還沒出來
1144
01:18:54,600 --> 01:18:56,760
你們就會想像他有多恐怖
1145
01:18:56,880 --> 01:18:58,040
那就自己嚇自己了
1146
01:18:58,120 --> 01:18:59,920
結果是越來越害怕
1147
01:19:00,040 --> 01:19:01,400
就算他有多恐怖
1148
01:19:01,520 --> 01:19:04,640
多看幾次, 自然就不可怕了
1149
01:19:04,760 --> 01:19:06,120
有道理
1150
01:19:06,240 --> 01:19:08,080
我開始第一次見鬼的時候
1151
01:19:08,200 --> 01:19:09,840
嚇得我腿都軟了
1152
01:19:09,960 --> 01:19:10,960
後來見慣了
1153
01:19:11,080 --> 01:19:13,360
一看不見就渾身不自在
1154
01:19:13,480 --> 01:19:16,480
所以我要給抽水強、女長官開陰眼
1155
01:19:16,600 --> 01:19:18,200
讓他們倆跟你們一樣
1156
01:19:18,320 --> 01:19:19,480
可以看到那兩個鬼
1157
01:19:21,320 --> 01:19:22,560
走吧 糟糕
1158
01:19:22,680 --> 01:19:24,000
菲菲好像還沒走
1159
01:19:24,120 --> 01:19:25,360
我去叫她早點收工
1160
01:19:25,480 --> 01:19:27,080
我怕今晚會嚇著她
1161
01:19:30,800 --> 01:19:32,480
菲菲？
1162
01:19:39,760 --> 01:19:41,320
菲菲 你找我？
1163
01:19:41,400 --> 01:19:44,520
是, 今晚你早點收工吧
1164
01:19:44,640 --> 01:19:45,920
為什麼？
1165
01:19:46,040 --> 01:19:48,160
沒什麼, 今晚我們要開會開很晚
1166
01:19:48,280 --> 01:19:50,480
你先回家吧, 做完了事我打給你
1167
01:19:50,600 --> 01:19:53,880
是不是有什麼事？你快告訴我
1168
01:19:54,000 --> 01:19:56,240
沒事, 怎麼會有事呢？
1169
01:19:56,360 --> 01:19:58,360
我答應了跟你去旅行
1170
01:19:58,440 --> 01:20:00,040
別胡思亂想
1171
01:20:01,440 --> 01:20:02,520
我等你電話
1172
01:20:30,680 --> 01:20:31,400
師父
1173
01:20:31,480 --> 01:20:34,000
我已經給你們開了第三隻眼
1174
01:20:34,120 --> 01:20:36,040
你們可以看到陰間亡魂了
1175
01:20:37,640 --> 01:20:39,240
什麼鬼也沒有
1176
01:20:41,160 --> 01:20:42,720
只有一隻屁精鬼
1177
01:20:46,120 --> 01:20:48,720
真的有…
1178
01:20:56,960 --> 01:20:58,520
沒有嚇著你吧？
1179
01:21:01,120 --> 01:21:02,080
你說呢？
1180
01:21:02,160 --> 01:21:02,880
你們記住
1181
01:21:02,920 --> 01:21:04,840
等會無論見到什麼都要裝作沒看見
1182
01:21:04,960 --> 01:21:07,240
別讓鬼看見你們的任何反應
1183
01:21:07,360 --> 01:21:08,640
因為你們越害怕
1184
01:21:08,760 --> 01:21:11,040
你們的恐懼就會被他們吸收
1185
01:21:11,160 --> 01:21:12,760
他們的力量就會增大了
1186
01:21:12,880 --> 01:21:14,800
相反, 鬼怎樣嚇唬你們都不怕
1187
01:21:14,880 --> 01:21:17,800
他們就會失去信心, 陰氣就會減弱
1188
01:21:17,920 --> 01:21:19,240
你們火氣增強了
1189
01:21:19,320 --> 01:21:20,640
就有機會打垮他們
1190
01:21:21,960 --> 01:21:25,760
不行呀, 我現在見到他心就慌了
1191
01:21:25,800 --> 01:21:28,560
冤鬼當中, 我算長得帥的了
1192
01:21:28,680 --> 01:21:31,160
很多女鬼追求我
1193
01:21:32,160 --> 01:21:34,240
怎麼這麼冷？
1194
01:21:40,840 --> 01:21:42,600
結成冰了, 怎麼辦？
1195
01:21:47,080 --> 01:21:49,600
今晚寅時最凶
1196
01:21:49,720 --> 01:21:51,960
他們半夜三點就會來
1197
01:21:52,080 --> 01:21:54,000
那我們怎麼辦？
1198
01:21:54,120 --> 01:21:55,960
我不是問你
1199
01:21:56,120 --> 01:21:58,120
我可以做的事情都做了, 我走了
1200
01:21:58,280 --> 01:22:00,080
你好沒義氣
1201
01:22:00,200 --> 01:22:01,800
我會整晚護著你們
1202
01:22:04,880 --> 01:22:06,560
炳叔, 他就這麼走了？
1203
01:22:06,640 --> 01:22:07,880
樵…
1204
01:22:13,200 --> 01:22:15,400
難道要他老人家陪我們冒險？
1205
01:22:15,520 --> 01:22:17,280
我們四人依計行事就行了
1206
01:22:31,840 --> 01:22:32,760
別動
1207
01:22:51,960 --> 01:22:53,080
一對３
1208
01:22:56,800 --> 01:22:57,680
過
1209
01:23:09,720 --> 01:23:10,800
過
1210
01:23:13,000 --> 01:23:16,040
３一對？２一對打你
1211
01:23:26,560 --> 01:23:28,200
過…
1212
01:23:28,520 --> 01:23:29,480
過囉
1213
01:23:31,800 --> 01:23:32,560
過
1214
01:23:35,360 --> 01:23:36,320
Ｊ一張
1215
01:23:39,480 --> 01:23:41,920
你…
1216
01:23:44,000 --> 01:23:47,680
你出一張這麼狠…
1217
01:23:48,640 --> 01:23:49,640
過
1218
01:23:51,960 --> 01:23:53,520
我撐著
1219
01:23:53,720 --> 01:23:55,200
他們怎麼不怕我？
1220
01:23:55,360 --> 01:23:57,160
讓我再嚇唬他們
1221
01:23:59,600 --> 01:24:01,440
跟你開玩笑吧, 混蛋
1222
01:24:03,600 --> 01:24:05,240
冤有頭, 債有主
1223
01:24:05,400 --> 01:24:06,720
是你害死我們四個
1224
01:24:06,840 --> 01:24:08,440
今天我要你的命
1225
01:24:09,560 --> 01:24:11,800
做了幾天鬼呀？幼稚
1226
01:24:11,920 --> 01:24:13,640
回去學學怎麼做鬼吧
1227
01:24:13,760 --> 01:24:14,960
就是, 妨礙我們玩牌
1228
01:24:20,960 --> 01:24:22,040
嚇我
1229
01:24:22,080 --> 01:24:23,240
抽水強
1230
01:24:26,440 --> 01:24:27,280
走開
1231
01:24:30,440 --> 01:24:31,360
蹲下
1232
01:24:31,800 --> 01:24:32,840
撐著
1233
01:24:33,560 --> 01:24:35,120
臭三八, 追我吧
1234
01:24:35,160 --> 01:24:36,080
我殺了你
1235
01:24:36,200 --> 01:24:38,760
我跳…跳…
1236
01:24:39,000 --> 01:24:41,040
去死吧 是你去死
1237
01:24:45,400 --> 01:24:46,600
追出去, 追
1238
01:24:51,800 --> 01:24:52,720
老公
1239
01:24:54,040 --> 01:24:55,000
老公
1240
01:24:55,160 --> 01:24:56,920
阿玲, 我關掉警局的電閘
1241
01:24:57,080 --> 01:25:00,640
你可以有冤報冤, 有仇報仇
1242
01:25:18,200 --> 01:25:19,640
隱形不想給我看見
1243
01:25:19,720 --> 01:25:21,520
大家站一塊, 手拉手
1244
01:25:22,960 --> 01:25:24,000
衝
1245
01:25:32,000 --> 01:25:33,240
你想幹什麼？
1246
01:25:35,640 --> 01:25:38,200
笑什麼？我們一點都不怕你
1247
01:25:38,280 --> 01:25:40,400
我們四個人, 一條心
1248
01:25:40,480 --> 01:25:41,680
一定打垮你
1249
01:25:41,760 --> 01:25:43,800
你們這班混蛋, 算數真差
1250
01:25:43,920 --> 01:25:45,880
數一下你們一共有多少人？
1251
01:25:46,120 --> 01:25:46,720
１
1252
01:25:46,800 --> 01:25:47,240
２
1253
01:25:47,320 --> 01:25:47,760
３
1254
01:25:47,800 --> 01:25:48,200
４
1255
01:25:48,320 --> 01:25:49,280
５
1256
01:25:51,240 --> 01:25:52,880
快走 等等
1257
01:25:53,760 --> 01:25:54,800
怎麼辦？
1258
01:25:54,920 --> 01:25:56,160
救命
1259
01:25:57,800 --> 01:25:59,240
關二哥在此, 休得放肆
1260
01:25:59,360 --> 01:26:01,800
你這傢伙上次打爛了關二哥
1261
01:26:01,920 --> 01:26:03,560
關二哥這次不靈了
1262
01:26:03,680 --> 01:26:05,680
這個是還沒開光的泥偶
1263
01:26:06,840 --> 01:26:08,440
關二哥, 嚇不倒他
1264
01:26:15,000 --> 01:26:16,960
看見什麼？ 我不認識他
1265
01:26:25,920 --> 01:26:27,280
冤有頭, 債有主
1266
01:26:28,560 --> 01:26:30,600
是我開槍打死你
1267
01:26:30,760 --> 01:26:33,520
要找就找我, 不要害他們
1268
01:26:33,600 --> 01:26:34,560
你還嘴硬？
1269
01:26:34,680 --> 01:26:36,720
廢話少說, 把他撕開
1270
01:26:40,600 --> 01:26:42,080
撕開他
1271
01:26:49,920 --> 01:26:50,800
打我兄弟？
1272
01:26:50,920 --> 01:26:53,840
你這個九流野鬼, 我要你永不超生
1273
01:26:56,920 --> 01:26:57,840
別說話
1274
01:27:15,080 --> 01:27:17,360
快找他們, 一塊上天台
1275
01:27:21,720 --> 01:27:22,640
現在怎麼辦？
1276
01:27:22,760 --> 01:27:24,440
鬼魂最怕行雷閃電
1277
01:27:24,560 --> 01:27:26,040
被雷劈中永不超生
1278
01:27:26,120 --> 01:27:28,040
哪有那麼容易被雷劈中？
1279
01:27:29,840 --> 01:27:31,720
不是劈我？
1280
01:27:31,840 --> 01:27:33,200
不劈你, 難道劈我們？
1281
01:27:33,320 --> 01:27:35,440
你這兩混蛋和你那些朋友
1282
01:27:35,520 --> 01:27:36,240
今晚都要死
1283
01:27:36,360 --> 01:27:37,880
你們留下來 炳叔
1284
01:27:39,520 --> 01:27:40,520
現在怎麼辦？
1285
01:27:50,680 --> 01:27:51,960
阿七, 你沒事吧？
1286
01:27:59,240 --> 01:28:00,640
他們玩鬼上身
1287
01:28:15,520 --> 01:28:16,360
回來
1288
01:28:16,480 --> 01:28:18,480
怎可以這樣, 不管他們？
1289
01:28:18,560 --> 01:28:20,840
不是, 用紅筷子挾他的右手中指
1290
01:28:20,920 --> 01:28:22,920
逼鬼魂出來, 然後引天雷劈他們
1291
01:28:23,080 --> 01:28:25,760
劈我就是劈你朋友, 我賺了
1292
01:28:25,840 --> 01:28:27,080
這個時候我去哪找紅筷子？
1293
01:28:27,200 --> 01:28:29,160
我不管, 你自己想辦法吧
1294
01:28:33,640 --> 01:28:34,800
去死吧
1295
01:28:41,960 --> 01:28:43,400
這裡有紅筷子
1296
01:28:46,320 --> 01:28:48,520
你怎麼還在這裡？快走吧
1297
01:28:48,600 --> 01:28:50,600
別問那麼多, 先拿著
1298
01:28:52,840 --> 01:28:53,800
你的手怎麼了？
1299
01:28:53,920 --> 01:28:55,560
你還不知道嗎？
1300
01:28:55,680 --> 01:28:56,960
你的女朋友和我們一樣
1301
01:28:57,040 --> 01:28:58,440
都是鬼來的
1302
01:29:00,480 --> 01:29:02,000
對不起
1303
01:29:02,440 --> 01:29:04,440
我不想騙你的
1304
01:29:09,480 --> 01:29:10,400
小心
1305
01:29:14,080 --> 01:29:15,120
菲菲
1306
01:29:33,360 --> 01:29:35,880
菲菲…
1307
01:30:03,760 --> 01:30:05,600
知道我掌心雷的厲害吧？
1308
01:30:09,680 --> 01:30:11,160
還不快去引天雷？
1309
01:30:27,160 --> 01:30:28,480
我看你還有沒有血
1310
01:30:32,640 --> 01:30:33,760
走開
1311
01:30:34,000 --> 01:30:36,160
快點, 沒時間
1312
01:30:36,280 --> 01:30:38,320
你還不快點引天雷？
1313
01:30:38,640 --> 01:30:39,920
走開
1314
01:30:40,080 --> 01:30:41,240
快點
1315
01:30:41,320 --> 01:30:43,200
老公, 快想辦法救我呀
1316
01:30:43,320 --> 01:30:44,720
他想引雷劈我們
1317
01:30:46,600 --> 01:30:47,840
走呀
1318
01:30:49,160 --> 01:30:50,680
別理我
1319
01:30:51,280 --> 01:30:53,680
臭三八, 想抱住一起死嗎？
1320
01:30:53,800 --> 01:30:55,120
走開
1321
01:31:07,880 --> 01:31:08,800
菲菲
1322
01:31:17,440 --> 01:31:19,440
阿七, 冷靜點… 菲菲
1323
01:31:19,640 --> 01:31:22,600
對不起, 其實菲菲已經死了好久
1324
01:31:22,720 --> 01:31:27,120
她是個女警, 不幸死於車禍
1325
01:31:27,200 --> 01:31:30,040
我看她是個好鬼, 無親無故
1326
01:31:30,160 --> 01:31:32,680
於是就收留了她
1327
01:31:32,800 --> 01:31:34,520
免得她做遊魂野鬼
1328
01:31:34,920 --> 01:31:37,520
所以…我一直不理她
1329
01:31:39,360 --> 01:31:41,480
阿七, 別難過
1330
01:31:41,600 --> 01:31:44,160
你就當菲菲這樣是一種解脫
1331
01:32:28,280 --> 01:32:29,800
菲菲？
1332
01:32:33,600 --> 01:32:36,160
先生, 你認錯人了, 我是教會的
1333
01:32:36,280 --> 01:32:38,320
你可不可以幫助一下非洲兒童？
1334
01:32:38,440 --> 01:32:40,360
你是人？
1335
01:32:41,000 --> 01:32:42,360
你說呢？
1336
01:32:44,640 --> 01:32:46,600
原來神愛世人是真的
1337
01:32:46,720 --> 01:32:48,280
那你更要捐錢了
1338
01:32:48,400 --> 01:32:50,880
你什麼教會？我想入會
1339
01:32:51,080 --> 01:32:52,280
你是不是覺得
1340
01:32:52,360 --> 01:32:54,360
我像你以前的女朋友？ 是呀
1341
01:32:54,480 --> 01:32:56,880
算了吧, 我經常遇上你這種人
1342
01:32:56,960 --> 01:32:58,680
不是, 小姐, 你叫什麼名字？
1343
01:32:58,880 --> 01:33:00,640
你哪個教會？
1344
01:33:00,800 --> 01:33:04,240
基督教末世聖徒教會？
1345
01:33:04,400 --> 01:33:05,680
不是
1346
01:33:06,240 --> 01:33:09,400
天主聖母瑪利亞什麼…堂？
1347
01:33:09,520 --> 01:33:10,400
別煩我
1348
01:33:10,640 --> 01:33:12,960
還是那個…
1349
01:33:13,080 --> 01:33:13,520
志蓮淨院？
1350
01:33:13,720 --> 01:33:15,160
不是, 你神經病
1351
01:33:15,280 --> 01:33:16,160
好吧…
1352
01:33:16,400 --> 01:33:18,000
那個…
1353
01:33:18,280 --> 01:33:19,280
藝人之家？
1354
01:33:19,440 --> 01:33:20,240
別亂說
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