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Thankful services.
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You do the work, you do the pleasure.
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Pleasure.
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Will she ever let me bury my face inside
those black sheets?
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So, Alan, what you working on?
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I got a few things in the works.
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Really?
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Like what?
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So forgive me if I'm a little reluctant
to tell you what I'm working on.
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That is preposterous.
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I've never saw anybody's story ever.
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And anybody who says differently is
jealous.
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What the hell is this?
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We are the naughty planet.
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Now get out of my office and get me some
goddamn story.
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I'm going to have to find a dead body or
something.
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I'm never going to get out of this.
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Gosh, I'm going to have to kill
somebody.
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Well, it's all done.
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Best of luck to you.
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Bye.
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Cad's nukes. What a predicament.
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Well, that dog boy story was pretty
good.
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It's just not that many dog boys around
anymore.
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Oh, hey, Penn.
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Someone's awful chipper.
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What are you working on over there, hmm?
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Oh, nothing big deal. I think the dog
boy had puppies or something.
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Oh, yeah?
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Yeah. Were they big puppies?
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What do you... What
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type of story are you?
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I was just thinking.
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Uh -huh. Well, you know how we talked
about maybe going on a
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date sometime?
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Yeah. I was thinking, maybe if you
weren't busy later,
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we could, uh, maybe get together for a
steak.
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You know what? I'd love to.
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Maybe tomorrow.
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You know what a sexy dame I think you
are. But maybe tomorrow I gotta type
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story. Yeah, maybe.
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I didn't know you felt like that.
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Even sexy?
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I can't help but tell you that I haven't
met you for so long.
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Really? For so long, Alan. I think about
you every night when I go to bed.
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In fact...
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I've thought about you for years.
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Ever since I started working at this
gardener's stake in paper.
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Oh, I know.
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I know you have a long story here.
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I love you. I love you, too.
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I love you, too.
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Oh, that's fine.
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I'm typing well.
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And you're typing my Latin. Oh.
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That's what it is.
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That's what it
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is.
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Oh, my.
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Oh, my.
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Oh, my. Oh, my.
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Oh, my. Oh, my.
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Oh, I'm so scared to see this.
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It says nothing happened to the naughty
planet.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Oh, my God.
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Come here, let me rub your shoulders.
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You just come right over here.
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Oh, here he goes. Oh,
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I know, you're just exhausted.
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Go ahead and lay your head down on the
desk. Oh, God, there's nothing better
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than resting after a good workout.
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I'm in the bathroom right now.
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I always go to sleep after.
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Oh, goodness me too.
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You're just... I should get to that
story.
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So...
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Oh, gosh, you just worked so hard. Mr.
Darrow's just been on us, darling. I
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know, I know.
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It's so hard being a journalist with any
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integrity.
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What do you want, Blaine? Make it
snappy. I gotta get home to the wife and
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Well, Terry, tell me to go out and find
the story of the sub -string.
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And I found it.
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I caught the mayor in a public restroom
getting hit.
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Oh, did you? You caught him, huh?
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Mm -hmm. I did. With my very own eyes
and my very own camera, I caught him.
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Roads like you make me sick, Blaine.
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Let me tell you something.
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Stafford was in here a half hour ago
with the same story.
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Your reputation precedes itself.
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It's broads like you that give James bad
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names.
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If you weren't so sexy, I'd kick you out
of my office and have you fired.
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But I am sexy.
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Aren't I, Mr. Darrow?
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Yes, you are.
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You never...
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Go home to your wife on time.
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Maybe we can work something out right
here.
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Oh, my.
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Oh, my.
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Mr.
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Sarah, you are such a naughty editor.
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Your father would be proud.
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Don't you think so?
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I think you're writing a fine, fine
paper.
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In fact, I've always had a little thing
for you.
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You've got kids enough to do.
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That's going to start right here.
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They keep falling, changing, falling,
blending with the sea.
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If you could write like you suck, Hawk,
you'd be so much better off.
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The hardest I've seen you work since you
started.
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I hardly work.
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Oh, shit.
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That door is mine, isn't it?
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The door is yours.
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I haven't even seen your vagina.
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Oh, my gosh. It doesn't look like you're
really coming back.
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Oh, come back, come back, come back.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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Mr. Jones, here.
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I never found anything.
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Oh, Brian.
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Oh,
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Brian.
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to do that.
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Bye. Bye.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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But wait now, don't you get the house,
kids, cars, everything we built together
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was ours. Now it's all yours.
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Thank you.
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Your broads are all the same.
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You know what? The story's yours.
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Now get the hell out of my office. I
gotta get home to my wife.
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Alright. I'll have it on your desk.
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First thing in the morning.
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