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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,350 --> 00:00:07,350 I'm glad you're back. 2 00:00:07,770 --> 00:00:09,950 Man, I'm happy to be back. Thank you, bro. 3 00:00:10,270 --> 00:00:12,590 Thanks for this, too, man. I appreciate it. Oh, no, thanks for doing it, bro. 4 00:00:12,710 --> 00:00:14,050 Sure. When did you get out, officially? 5 00:00:14,510 --> 00:00:15,409 Out of prison? 6 00:00:15,410 --> 00:00:16,410 Yeah. 7 00:00:16,430 --> 00:00:19,210 January 7th. What's the first thing you did? 8 00:00:19,730 --> 00:00:23,670 The first actual thing I did when I got out was make sure they wasn't going to 9 00:00:23,670 --> 00:00:24,670 make me come back. 10 00:00:25,350 --> 00:00:29,850 I was like, as soon as they let me out, yeah, I took off running. 11 00:00:30,270 --> 00:00:32,750 Were you like, are you sure? Like, is this really? 12 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:36,500 No, I didn't ask no questions. No, you just fucking cut. Yeah, the door's out. 13 00:00:37,960 --> 00:00:39,020 Got the fuck out of there. 14 00:00:46,540 --> 00:00:49,560 What was the first activity? Did you just go home and just be in your own bed 15 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:51,580 and see your friend? 16 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:56,360 No, I think I actually went directly to the studio. I think I went straight to 17 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:57,360 the studio. Hell yeah. 18 00:00:57,600 --> 00:01:00,340 Yeah, like they had like a surprise party for me there. 19 00:01:00,970 --> 00:01:04,450 So, like, my family, the kids, and stuff like that, everybody was there. 20 00:01:04,989 --> 00:01:05,990 That's awesome. 21 00:01:06,010 --> 00:01:10,850 What are you most excited for? Like, what's your, like, day -to -day, like, 22 00:01:11,170 --> 00:01:14,450 Man, I've been in the studio since I came home. 23 00:01:14,770 --> 00:01:16,310 Like, every day. 24 00:01:16,830 --> 00:01:21,710 Yeah. I mean, like, literally, it's not a day that I have not been in the studio 25 00:01:21,710 --> 00:01:26,500 yet. So I'm just trying to just, just trying to, like... Do it, you know what 26 00:01:26,500 --> 00:01:28,820 mean? Because in my mind, I feel like it's, like, the last chance. 27 00:01:29,040 --> 00:01:31,020 Like, you know what I'm saying? It's like, all right, bro, listen. 28 00:01:31,300 --> 00:01:32,420 Came home at a time. 29 00:01:32,660 --> 00:01:35,900 Everybody's, like, everybody's showing me a lot of love. Oh, dude, everyone 30 00:01:35,900 --> 00:01:42,040 fucking loves you. Anyone I've ever met has only said the most lovely things 31 00:01:42,040 --> 00:01:47,900 about you. And, like, also, you came out better than when you went in. I didn't 32 00:01:47,900 --> 00:01:48,899 expect that. 33 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:51,460 Yeah. I didn't expect that at all. That must be really scary and, like, 34 00:01:51,460 --> 00:01:53,760 isolating, like, when you're going away because you're, like. 35 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:55,040 People will forget. 36 00:01:55,100 --> 00:01:58,820 But, like, no one. No one forgot. Everyone stopped. But the thing with me, 37 00:01:58,820 --> 00:02:04,120 was, like, more so, like, all right, people were kind of already forgetting 38 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:05,200 before I went in. 39 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:07,620 Right. So it was like, eh, you know. 40 00:02:08,660 --> 00:02:11,140 I was like, oh, man, I got to go away for a while. 41 00:02:11,500 --> 00:02:14,920 Definitely nobody's not going to ever remember me again. Right. You know what 42 00:02:14,920 --> 00:02:19,260 mean? So, like, when I came home, it was just, I'm like, what the fuck is going 43 00:02:19,260 --> 00:02:21,720 on? Like, you know what I mean? Like, it was dumb. 44 00:02:22,730 --> 00:02:26,150 And I think we did, like, one little interview, and I was like, yeah, I just 45 00:02:26,150 --> 00:02:28,770 want to make it feel like 2016 again. And then, like, 46 00:02:29,510 --> 00:02:34,750 2016 kind of just started. 2016 is bigger than 2026 right now. Yeah. It's 47 00:02:34,750 --> 00:02:39,210 hottest shit ever. So I'm just like, it just feels good, man. But, like, yeah, 48 00:02:39,330 --> 00:02:43,650 like, the day -to -day, I just, I kick it with the kids. 49 00:02:44,050 --> 00:02:45,090 It goes to the studio. 50 00:02:46,920 --> 00:02:47,980 And then I come home. 51 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:51,060 Also, you're jacked as shit. You're keeping up with that? You got to keep it 52 00:02:51,300 --> 00:02:52,300 It's fucking awesome. 53 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:55,020 How good does it feel to be fucking just brawling, man? 54 00:02:55,260 --> 00:02:56,059 Oh, man. 55 00:02:56,060 --> 00:02:57,060 I like the comments. 56 00:02:57,620 --> 00:02:58,620 Oh, yeah. 57 00:02:58,700 --> 00:02:59,700 They're like, damn. 58 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:03,000 Honestly, I like the discipline more than anything, though. Right. 59 00:03:03,220 --> 00:03:06,520 Like, you know what I mean? To, like, actually get there. I respect all the 60 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:08,840 people that, like, work out now because that shit is not easy. 61 00:03:09,120 --> 00:03:11,000 It's not, especially if you're doing it naturally. 62 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:13,980 Like, I gave up a lot before. I just was like, no, let's just do it. 63 00:03:14,250 --> 00:03:17,730 Right. But you got, like, so this is the thing about prison, right? These guys 64 00:03:17,730 --> 00:03:18,950 been working out forever. 65 00:03:19,310 --> 00:03:22,910 Right. Like, so, like, your first workout with them is, like, they want to 66 00:03:22,910 --> 00:03:24,050 everything. Right. 67 00:03:24,390 --> 00:03:26,550 I'm like, bro, it's day one. You know what I'm saying? 68 00:03:26,830 --> 00:03:29,470 Like, let's do some, like, light shit first. Like, you know what I'm saying? 69 00:03:29,530 --> 00:03:34,350 Like, the first, I think my first workout was push -ups, pull -ups, dips, 70 00:03:34,530 --> 00:03:40,350 squats, lunges, crab walks, and some other shit. Like, I don't think I made 71 00:03:40,350 --> 00:03:43,370 to part two. I'd be out for a month. Yeah. I didn't make it to part two. 72 00:03:43,790 --> 00:03:46,670 Oh, y 'all, oh, they just called to move. I got to go back to the, I'll be 73 00:03:46,670 --> 00:03:49,070 back. Yeah, nobody told me for, like, two months. 74 00:03:49,370 --> 00:03:53,690 When you got there, what was the, like, were you like, oh, man, were you like, I 75 00:03:53,690 --> 00:03:56,830 hope people recognize me? Or, like, I don't know, man. 76 00:03:57,470 --> 00:04:01,230 I used to tell, like, the, like, you know, when you go to jail, you meet 77 00:04:01,270 --> 00:04:04,190 you get cool people, you know what I'm saying? Like, I used to tell them, like, 78 00:04:04,210 --> 00:04:07,350 bro, y 'all lucky. Like, you know what I'm saying? You get to go to jail 79 00:04:07,350 --> 00:04:10,630 regularly. Right. Ain't nobody's worried about what you're doing. Like, me, it's 80 00:04:10,630 --> 00:04:15,420 like. Everybody knew where I was going before I got there, right? So like when 81 00:04:15,420 --> 00:04:21,779 got there. Oh, he's here Even like the seals right like they try to act like 82 00:04:21,779 --> 00:04:28,440 they don't know I am they're like they're like You know, I'm fucking very 83 00:04:28,460 --> 00:04:30,580 right? Yeah, it's very clearly. 84 00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:36,360 Yeah He's not another in me here. Well, you know, you were very clearly you How 85 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:39,680 quickly did you, like, obviously, I feel like you're an easy guy to make friends 86 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:41,500 with. Was it, like, from day one? 87 00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:43,900 You got, like, two different type of people in prison. 88 00:04:44,180 --> 00:04:47,200 Right. You got the nosy people. 89 00:04:47,420 --> 00:04:50,180 Then you got the people that kind of, like, shy away. They don't really care. 90 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:52,700 Basically, they did it a lot of times. 91 00:04:53,140 --> 00:04:54,880 Right. So they've seen a few faces. 92 00:04:55,100 --> 00:04:57,640 Right. They live there. Yeah. Right. They're not, like, visiting. 93 00:04:57,940 --> 00:05:02,500 Yeah, pretty much. Right. You know what I'm saying? So it's, like, those are the 94 00:05:02,500 --> 00:05:05,340 guys that I kind of, like, lean to, like. 95 00:05:06,180 --> 00:05:10,260 Like, yo, how was, like, how did you adjust to this shit? Like, you know what 96 00:05:10,260 --> 00:05:14,960 I'm saying? To be here for 20 years or 30 years, like, you just seem so 97 00:05:15,140 --> 00:05:18,840 Like, you know what I'm saying? And, like, they kind of give you, they kind 98 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:23,420 give you, like, the game to the yard, in a sense. Like, you know what I'm 99 00:05:23,420 --> 00:05:26,200 saying? Like, yo, man, stay away from these type of dudes. Stay away from 100 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:29,280 type of dudes. You know what I mean? Because, like, in prison, there's a 101 00:05:30,500 --> 00:05:32,660 Yeah, a lot of people don't know that. What do you mean by that? 102 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:34,640 Well, in the federal... 103 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:39,580 prison it's called the shoe okay basically like solitary confinement and 104 00:05:39,580 --> 00:05:43,640 when you're just alone in like a fucking room this big no it doesn't it's not 105 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:49,400 like like no no and only the only time it is actually small though right it's 106 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:55,280 actually small so it's like it's i mean it's literally like like that like when 107 00:05:55,280 --> 00:05:58,840 you get out of the shoe it's like you're coming out of jail Right. It's like, 108 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:01,180 oh, my gosh, I'm putting the shoe on back. 109 00:06:01,500 --> 00:06:05,360 You know what I mean? Like... Back to regular life. Yeah, what we cooking, 110 00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:06,099 you know what I mean? 111 00:06:06,100 --> 00:06:09,780 Like... I watch some of these shows and people make crazy shit. Like, some go 112 00:06:09,780 --> 00:06:13,920 figure out how to make an enchilada. Like, did you have, like, a sort of... 113 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:16,340 Hell, yeah. ...thing that you would make that... Hell, yeah. My favorite shit 114 00:06:16,340 --> 00:06:17,340 was fry rice. 115 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:22,160 Right. It's a long -ass process to make this shit. Because everything come back. 116 00:06:22,760 --> 00:06:27,180 So you got to put it in a garbage bag and then put a soda can in there, like 117 00:06:27,180 --> 00:06:28,820 Pepsi. And smash it. 118 00:06:29,060 --> 00:06:30,060 Yeah. 119 00:06:30,540 --> 00:06:31,540 It's crazy, bro. 120 00:06:32,060 --> 00:06:38,140 But eating -wise, I don't know. I fucking ate everything. I'm not going to 121 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:40,080 Well, you put on so much muscle. 122 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:44,060 I ate everything, bro. I was fucking it up in there. 123 00:06:46,300 --> 00:06:49,400 My go -to is rice and tuna. 124 00:06:50,730 --> 00:06:54,870 Tuna's good for protein and for growth. I had like a mackerel in there, 125 00:06:54,950 --> 00:06:55,950 something like that. 126 00:06:56,890 --> 00:06:57,890 That's my shit. 127 00:06:57,990 --> 00:07:03,870 I'm so curious about when you blew up. So I was just about to get, I think I 128 00:07:03,870 --> 00:07:10,450 just got SNL, and when Trap Queen came out, it was so fucking crazy. 129 00:07:10,750 --> 00:07:15,490 You owned that whole year. It was like that, it was 679. 130 00:07:15,990 --> 00:07:16,990 That was my birthday. 131 00:07:17,570 --> 00:07:19,190 Oh, 679? Yeah. 132 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:21,460 I made it on my birthday, June 7th. 133 00:07:22,140 --> 00:07:27,440 I could be wrong because I'm not you, but it felt like it happened so fast 134 00:07:27,440 --> 00:07:31,900 overnight it was like, this is the fucking dude. You had three or four 135 00:07:31,900 --> 00:07:36,220 the radio at the same time, all top ten, perhaps number one hits. 136 00:07:36,880 --> 00:07:41,040 What is it like? Where were you at in that stage of your life? 137 00:07:42,490 --> 00:07:47,150 what the fuck is going on? Like, you have fucking LeBron singing My Way. 138 00:07:47,230 --> 00:07:52,030 that shit was crazy. LeBron working out, singing My Way. So how did that happen? 139 00:07:52,090 --> 00:07:53,710 And, like, what was the overnight? 140 00:07:53,930 --> 00:07:59,990 I mean, see, well, prior to that shit, bro, I mean, we was outside every day, 141 00:08:00,130 --> 00:08:07,130 literally, selling CDs and out the trunk of the car. We were driving 142 00:08:07,130 --> 00:08:08,730 all the way to Atlanta. We were coming back. 143 00:08:09,150 --> 00:08:11,850 So it was like, that part of it. 144 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:18,400 Kind of move quick like throughout the year, but the first part it was like 145 00:08:18,480 --> 00:08:22,420 I was getting blocked every day on Instagram Like a lot of a post track 146 00:08:22,420 --> 00:08:26,120 much that people like bro. I'm tired of seeing this shit on my timeline, right? 147 00:08:26,320 --> 00:08:28,920 You know, I mean and it was like when it happened. 148 00:08:29,340 --> 00:08:33,320 It was like, all right, here we go You know saying here we go. So the first my 149 00:08:33,320 --> 00:08:34,980 first phone call was from Trey songs. 150 00:08:35,299 --> 00:08:39,299 A lot of people don't know that Yeah, Trey songs called me first Madison 151 00:08:39,299 --> 00:08:44,190 Garden That was, like, the first time I ever performed in front of, like, that 152 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:46,490 type of crowd. It was just, like, pull up? Yeah. 153 00:08:46,770 --> 00:08:49,530 That's sick. And then it was, like, right after him, it was Kanye West. 154 00:08:51,710 --> 00:08:54,970 I had, like, Jay -Z and Beyonce was in the crowd rocking. I'm like, what the 155 00:08:54,970 --> 00:08:58,030 fuck is going on? What? You know what I mean? Yeah, bro. I'm like, holy shit, 156 00:08:58,070 --> 00:08:59,070 bro. That's crazy. 157 00:08:59,250 --> 00:09:00,250 That's wild. 158 00:09:00,310 --> 00:09:05,710 And then from there, it was just, like, that shit just kind of went crazy after 159 00:09:05,710 --> 00:09:08,950 that. What was, like, the first thing that you bought? 160 00:09:09,390 --> 00:09:11,650 When you fucking... I have a funny one. 161 00:09:12,830 --> 00:09:16,710 Because I'm from Staten Island. No one in my family is in the business or 162 00:09:16,710 --> 00:09:20,050 anything like that. I'm from Paterson, bro. From Paterson, New Jersey. Yeah, 163 00:09:20,050 --> 00:09:20,489 yeah, yeah. 164 00:09:20,490 --> 00:09:24,950 It's not a... There's only like five... I think five famous people from my city. 165 00:09:25,150 --> 00:09:26,390 Same. Hurricane Carter. 166 00:09:28,370 --> 00:09:29,370 Tim Thomas. 167 00:09:30,690 --> 00:09:31,690 Victor Cruz. 168 00:09:32,630 --> 00:09:33,449 It's me. 169 00:09:33,450 --> 00:09:35,450 Oh, it's like a football player, but I forgot his name. 170 00:09:35,750 --> 00:09:37,650 But for me, it's the same. For me, it's me. 171 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:41,260 Wu -Tang Clan and the cast of The Jersey Shore. 172 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:43,940 Oh, my God. That's another shit I get axed all day in prison. 173 00:09:44,300 --> 00:09:46,460 What? Oh, if you were... What part of Jersey are they from? 174 00:09:47,460 --> 00:09:51,720 No, they're not. No, no. No, Patterson and The Jersey Shore are very different. 175 00:09:51,940 --> 00:09:57,180 Hell, yeah. Yeah. This is different. That's a real tough place to grow up. So 176 00:09:57,180 --> 00:10:00,420 what was your first, like, fuck this, I always wanted this, like, I'm going to 177 00:10:00,420 --> 00:10:01,660 get this? I brought my mama house. 178 00:10:02,350 --> 00:10:06,910 Fuck yeah. Yeah. That was my first purchase. My first purchase having a 179 00:10:06,910 --> 00:10:11,390 dollars. I brought one by my house. I did the same thing. I bought a house 180 00:10:11,390 --> 00:10:17,290 my mom. Did not know, like, it got to the point I didn't know how money worked 181 00:10:17,290 --> 00:10:18,410 that I lived in the basement. 182 00:10:19,210 --> 00:10:23,550 The crazy thing is, right, so the way we grew up, we grew up like in an 183 00:10:23,550 --> 00:10:27,870 apartment. Right. So, like, we never had this much space before. 184 00:10:28,470 --> 00:10:32,090 So I think the first night we all stayed in this house, we all stayed in the 185 00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:33,710 living room. It was crazy. 186 00:10:34,450 --> 00:10:38,590 Yeah, it was like, I'm in the room, I'm here, shit, nah, fuck this, I gotta go. 187 00:10:39,530 --> 00:10:44,210 Because we were all the way in Gwinnett County. I moved my mom and him to 188 00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:48,550 Georgia. I'm talking about, bro, it's quiet as fuck out here. 189 00:10:48,810 --> 00:10:51,950 Land. Yeah, you know what I mean? We just came from Patterson. 190 00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:54,440 You wake up in the morning, boom, do -do -do -do -do. 191 00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:57,300 It's like, all right, you know what I'm saying? You go outside, there's a 192 00:10:57,300 --> 00:10:58,320 thousand people walking around. 193 00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:03,360 Right. You go in the backyard, you're seeing shit running. What the fuck is 194 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:06,060 that? Like, who closed this door? You know what I'm saying? Animals and shit, 195 00:11:06,060 --> 00:11:10,360 don't got that. We got squirrels, cats, dogs, and pigeons and shit. Remember the 196 00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:12,900 first time you saw a deer? Yeah. You're like, what the fuck is that? 197 00:11:13,380 --> 00:11:15,000 Oh, and I just got my GED. 198 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:16,079 You did? 199 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:19,220 Yeah. I don't know what made me say that, but. When you were away? Yeah, in 200 00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:20,179 prison. That's amazing. 201 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:22,200 Congrats. They was like trying to do what? Did they give you a plaque? 202 00:11:22,589 --> 00:11:23,690 Yep. Fuck yeah. 203 00:11:24,090 --> 00:11:25,009 Hell yeah. 204 00:11:25,010 --> 00:11:29,390 No, I told my mom, like, yeah, it took me 30 -something years, but... But I did 205 00:11:29,390 --> 00:11:32,730 it. It's done. No, that's huge. I think we all dream of having, like, a plaque 206 00:11:32,730 --> 00:11:37,450 that says, like, you did it. Yeah, you know what I mean? Put that right next to 207 00:11:37,450 --> 00:11:38,450 your platinum plaques. 208 00:11:38,530 --> 00:11:39,149 Hell yeah. 209 00:11:39,150 --> 00:11:43,050 Like, I didn't want to do this shit before, but, you know, I'm going to just 210 00:11:43,050 --> 00:11:45,930 it now, just in case my sons get the idea. Like, I don't know, daddy didn't 211 00:11:45,930 --> 00:11:47,530 fucking graduate. I don't want to graduate. 212 00:11:47,770 --> 00:11:49,190 Right. You know what I mean? 213 00:11:49,550 --> 00:11:50,650 Yeah, fuck off my GED. 214 00:11:51,100 --> 00:11:52,440 That's amazing, dude. Congrats. 215 00:11:52,660 --> 00:11:54,000 That's, like, a huge fucking deal. 216 00:11:54,340 --> 00:11:57,860 They took, like, little graduation pictures, but I didn't do it. 217 00:11:58,920 --> 00:12:03,220 Wait, what do graduation pictures in prison look like? It's very weird. It's 218 00:12:03,220 --> 00:12:04,860 weird? Yeah. But, like, I smile. 219 00:12:05,300 --> 00:12:10,260 Like, I'm in prison. And they put, like, a cap and gown on you and shit. 220 00:12:11,240 --> 00:12:14,980 Shit, I'm sorry, dude. This is not how I envisioned my graduation going. 221 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:16,200 You know what I'm saying? 222 00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:19,100 Wait. I'm sorry, dude. That's... 223 00:12:19,580 --> 00:12:21,180 That's really funny in the picture, dude. 224 00:12:21,420 --> 00:12:25,260 Yeah, bro. It's just like, you're so sad and fucking... And you know what else 225 00:12:25,260 --> 00:12:27,600 is fucked up about prison, bro? They make us do everything. 226 00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:32,260 Like cleaning and all that shit? Yeah, the prisoners are the workers. 227 00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:34,040 Like, they have programs there. 228 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:37,940 So you got, like, CDL training. 229 00:12:38,680 --> 00:12:41,460 You get, like, automotive training. 230 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:42,979 Right. 231 00:12:42,980 --> 00:12:44,340 HVAC. They got all that shit there. 232 00:12:44,560 --> 00:12:47,360 And they got, like, uh... Uh... 233 00:12:48,030 --> 00:12:51,070 maintenance, like, maintenance shit. Like, they come fix the toilets and all 234 00:12:51,070 --> 00:12:51,949 that type of shit. 235 00:12:51,950 --> 00:12:54,530 And they make you learn how to do that so you can do it in jail? The inmates do 236 00:12:54,530 --> 00:12:55,530 it, yeah. 237 00:12:55,570 --> 00:12:58,410 Like, so you gotta put, like, a work order. Like, so, let's say you're in the 238 00:12:58,410 --> 00:13:01,510 cell, your toilet fucked up. Like, you gotta put in a work order. Like, yo, we 239 00:13:01,510 --> 00:13:03,630 need, then the inmates come, yo, we're about to come. 240 00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:05,450 Like, yeah. 241 00:13:05,650 --> 00:13:09,510 Dude, that's so fucking, that's fucked up. Yeah, it's crazy. Like, you come to 242 00:13:09,510 --> 00:13:12,970 jail, and then they pay you, like, two cents an hour or some shit. 243 00:13:13,310 --> 00:13:14,450 What? Yeah. 244 00:13:15,310 --> 00:13:17,190 Did you have, like, a cellmate? 245 00:13:18,010 --> 00:13:21,210 Yeah. You get, like, a, like, all right, so, like, it's like a bunk bed. 246 00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:25,130 Right. And then let me see how I can picture this. So you walk in the cell. 247 00:13:25,790 --> 00:13:27,090 Right here is a toilet. 248 00:13:27,450 --> 00:13:30,450 It's like a toilet and, like, a little mirror thing right next to it. Well, on 249 00:13:30,450 --> 00:13:32,210 top of the toilet is, like, the sink. 250 00:13:32,890 --> 00:13:37,970 So, like, oh, another thing is you never brush your teeth and spit in the sink. 251 00:13:38,110 --> 00:13:39,110 You might get stabbed. 252 00:13:39,890 --> 00:13:40,930 What? Why? 253 00:13:41,390 --> 00:13:42,379 I don't know. 254 00:13:42,380 --> 00:13:43,960 So what do you do with it? You spit in the toilet. 255 00:13:44,660 --> 00:13:47,720 Okay. Was that, like, a rule just when you got there? They told you, like, hey, 256 00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:49,160 don't? Yeah, don't spit in the sink. 257 00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:52,080 Brush your teeth, spit in the toilet. And did you confirm this with other 258 00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:54,640 people, or because that guy could have been fucking with you? No, it was 259 00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:55,640 definitely a rule. 260 00:13:55,960 --> 00:14:00,420 I'd be so pissed if, like, I was spreading that, and then I just found 261 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:03,480 like, Johnny was fucking with me. Oh, then you have, like, kneelers and 262 00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:07,680 standers. Right. So, like, kneelers is, like, the guy that's been in prison for 263 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:08,619 a long time. 264 00:14:08,620 --> 00:14:10,640 Like, yo, when you piss, kneel. 265 00:14:11,579 --> 00:14:12,840 Really? Yeah, it's weird. 266 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:14,480 That's weird as fuck. 267 00:14:14,700 --> 00:14:16,720 Yeah. Kneel? Yeah. 268 00:14:17,140 --> 00:14:18,640 There's piss on the floor. 269 00:14:18,860 --> 00:14:19,839 No, 270 00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:21,280 that's why you don't stand. 271 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:27,200 Right. Yeah. So you kneel, make sure you get it all on the fucking toilet. Oh, 272 00:14:27,340 --> 00:14:28,339 because of the spray. 273 00:14:28,340 --> 00:14:32,080 Yeah. But why, did you figure out why you can't spit in the sink? 274 00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:34,720 Is it like a just like... I just can't do it. Right. 275 00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:37,460 Don't ask questions. Yeah, this is the rule, okay. 276 00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:40,320 Yeah, I'd be, I'd get beat up. I'd be like, um, why do we do this? 277 00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:47,320 Um, excuse me, fellas, uh, gang, uh, why do we have to spit in the toilet? 278 00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:50,180 Um... This is crazy, man. 279 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:52,520 You know, the worst part about jail is after you take a shower. 280 00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:56,180 Why? You take a shower, you put on your face, you're like, ah, shit, I'm not 281 00:14:56,180 --> 00:14:57,180 about to go nowhere. 282 00:14:57,260 --> 00:14:58,300 Right. For a while. 283 00:14:59,980 --> 00:15:03,860 You get like, bro, we get like that. You usually shower to go do something. 284 00:15:03,900 --> 00:15:07,300 Yeah. Go to the club or go to work. Yeah, you're just like, I'm about to sit 285 00:15:07,300 --> 00:15:10,860 next to a toilet with fucking toothpaste in it. Yeah. 286 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:12,239 That sucks. 287 00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:15,500 This is the end of the day. How good did that first shower home feel? 288 00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:20,760 Oh, man, I finally didn't have to put on my shower shoes. How fast did you jerk 289 00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:21,760 off when you got out? 290 00:15:21,940 --> 00:15:22,940 Immediately. Oh, right? 291 00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:24,400 Yeah. Just fucking, ah. 292 00:15:24,740 --> 00:15:26,370 Immediately. How does that work? 293 00:15:26,970 --> 00:15:31,230 Because, like, I imagine you have to. I would be like, look, I know we're. Oh, 294 00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:34,710 with each other? I would have to match. Yeah. Oh, you're just like, hey, bro. Go 295 00:15:34,710 --> 00:15:35,710 for a walk. Headphones. 296 00:15:35,890 --> 00:15:36,890 Right. Headphones? 297 00:15:36,990 --> 00:15:39,930 Yeah. Fuck yeah. Yeah, put your headphones on. That's a cool roommate. 298 00:15:40,170 --> 00:15:43,010 A cool roommate who could, like, sense it and just, he's just like, I got this. 299 00:15:43,190 --> 00:15:47,470 Yeah. Or, like, or if you like a, like, if you like to, like, jerk off in the 300 00:15:47,470 --> 00:15:48,650 daytime. Right. 301 00:15:49,010 --> 00:15:52,330 Just, like, yo, put your, you got so, like, all right, this is rude. Like, you 302 00:15:52,330 --> 00:15:55,590 put. Your tissue in the door. So when you put, like, a tissue hanging out the 303 00:15:55,590 --> 00:15:56,650 door, that means you're shitting. 304 00:15:56,850 --> 00:16:00,230 Okay. You know what I'm saying? So you put the blocker up, block the window. 305 00:16:00,690 --> 00:16:03,530 Like, even the COs know, all right, tissue in the door, you're shitting. You 306 00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:06,070 some COs that kind of, I don't know, they weird. 307 00:16:06,450 --> 00:16:09,170 Yeah. I imagine it's a weird. 308 00:16:09,390 --> 00:16:11,850 Yeah, they might want to open the door. What the fuck are you doing? But you 309 00:16:11,850 --> 00:16:13,950 know I'm jerking off in here. Yeah, you know what I mean? 310 00:16:14,410 --> 00:16:18,750 So then you got those. But if you're, like, a nighttime guy, yeah, headphones. 311 00:16:20,340 --> 00:16:24,200 Yeah, I feel like that's the first thing I would talk about with my cellmate. 312 00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:25,880 I'd be like, all right, how are we jerking off? 313 00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:29,940 Perhaps we haven't met. I'm Pete Davidson. 314 00:16:31,660 --> 00:16:32,660 That's fucking wild. 315 00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:35,520 I'm so happy that you got to jerk off. 316 00:16:36,340 --> 00:16:37,380 Peacefully. Yeah, peacefully. 317 00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:41,320 Yeah. Yeah. Some things we really take for granted. Yeah. It's like just 318 00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:43,340 masturbating and spitting in the sink. 319 00:16:43,580 --> 00:16:44,580 Yeah. 320 00:16:45,180 --> 00:16:46,180 Seriously. 321 00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:50,000 Yeah. I'm never going to brush my teeth the same. That's for sure. Like, even 322 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,540 now, when I brush my teeth, I... 323 00:16:51,939 --> 00:16:53,260 Oh, yeah, I'm home. You have PTSD? 324 00:16:53,820 --> 00:16:58,020 Yeah. It's like a habit. You kind of, like, bro, you get institutionalized. 325 00:16:58,060 --> 00:17:01,860 Yeah. You don't even notice it. Like, oh, I had, like, my first little host at 326 00:17:01,860 --> 00:17:07,579 home, right? And, like, so for the last four years, I have not been clustered. 327 00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:12,060 Right. You know what I mean? Like, so in prison, you got the shit like your 328 00:17:12,060 --> 00:17:14,020 cars. We call it cars. 329 00:17:14,339 --> 00:17:16,500 Right. Like, where you from? Who you hang with? 330 00:17:16,940 --> 00:17:18,680 I mean, you gangbanging? All right. 331 00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:22,339 Your gang's over there. This is who you with. You're not gangbanging. 332 00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:25,800 This is the city. This is who you with. Is that a sign, like, per day? 333 00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:27,240 Yeah. Okay. 334 00:17:27,260 --> 00:17:30,840 Where you from? Oh, well, y 'all sit over here. We got, like, our own tables 335 00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:31,840 shit and everything. 336 00:17:32,140 --> 00:17:38,980 Cool. So it's like, all right, for four years, I've been, like, at this jail. 337 00:17:39,660 --> 00:17:40,660 This is what we do. 338 00:17:40,900 --> 00:17:42,520 You chill with the same people every day. 339 00:17:43,380 --> 00:17:47,800 It's kind of like almost, all right, when you drop security level, that's 340 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:48,800 you kind of start to. 341 00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:52,070 Oh, yeah, I'm going to chill with this dude. You know what I'm saying? It's a 342 00:17:52,070 --> 00:17:54,430 little more relaxed because people are more well -behaved. Like, you still, 343 00:17:54,550 --> 00:17:56,730 like, you cool, like, in a unit. 344 00:17:57,070 --> 00:18:00,570 So, like, in a unit, or the tier, whatever, however you want to call it, 345 00:18:00,670 --> 00:18:06,110 everybody kind of, like, chills each other. But once we walk out... How's, 346 00:18:06,110 --> 00:18:09,990 the pulse on, like, what's going on in the world while you're in there? Like, 347 00:18:09,990 --> 00:18:12,350 are you still getting... We got, like, tablets. 348 00:18:12,590 --> 00:18:16,030 Every, like, every month or two, they put, like, movies up there. 349 00:18:16,570 --> 00:18:17,930 But it's like they put weird shit. 350 00:18:18,410 --> 00:18:19,970 So you like like airplane movies? 351 00:18:20,250 --> 00:18:22,730 No, bro, like so check this shit out, right? 352 00:18:23,230 --> 00:18:27,290 You were like a bunch of killers and shit like that And then they put like 353 00:18:27,290 --> 00:18:33,370 Frozen 2 on the top You know what I mean? Like I 354 00:18:33,370 --> 00:18:38,290 swear, bro And there's one movie they put up there It's called like Elements 355 00:18:38,290 --> 00:18:42,040 something like that Oh, like Pixar movies? Yeah, I'm not going to lie. I 356 00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:43,039 it a few times. 357 00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:46,380 Pixar movies are good. There's no shame in that. It's just weird that those are 358 00:18:46,380 --> 00:18:48,600 the only options. Yeah, but you've got to watch it by yourself. 359 00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:51,300 But you watch it. 360 00:18:52,300 --> 00:18:54,880 You definitely have ways to stay in contact. 361 00:18:55,420 --> 00:18:56,580 Right. Yeah. Right. 362 00:18:57,520 --> 00:19:01,540 Yeah. But there's no like, I'm just, there's no like. 363 00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:05,470 Movie night, like, where you all vote and pick, like, a... This is just my 364 00:19:05,470 --> 00:19:09,050 prison fantasy, where, like, I make a bunch of friends, and then we all watch 365 00:19:09,050 --> 00:19:10,630 bunch of Jason Statham movies together. 366 00:19:12,130 --> 00:19:15,890 Nah. There's none of that? No. There's no TVs or any shit like that? You have 367 00:19:15,890 --> 00:19:16,990 selective TVs. 368 00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:18,690 A black TV. 369 00:19:19,130 --> 00:19:20,490 Okay. You got a white TV. 370 00:19:21,170 --> 00:19:22,410 You got a Mexican TV. 371 00:19:22,750 --> 00:19:23,509 That makes sense. 372 00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:25,190 And then you have two TVs that never change. 373 00:19:25,930 --> 00:19:27,850 Sports TV, news TV. 374 00:19:28,070 --> 00:19:31,090 Okay. Right? You do not touch those TVs. 375 00:19:31,580 --> 00:19:36,180 Right. Like... Like, no matter what. No matter what. That's what that plays. If 376 00:19:36,180 --> 00:19:41,480 you turn off the sports, there's a high percent chance that you're getting 377 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:42,480 stabbed. 378 00:19:42,620 --> 00:19:47,160 Damn. It's very, very high percent. 379 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:49,480 Are you allowed to, like, look at, like, the white TV? 380 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:56,700 I wouldn't say allowed, but... I don't know. You just don't do it. 381 00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:59,460 Right. It's not even worth, like... It's just like... 382 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:03,480 Like, if you stand, like, in the background and they watching it, it's 383 00:20:03,580 --> 00:20:07,080 Like, you know what I mean? But, you know, like I said, like, you have 384 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:10,420 levels of prison where things are more relaxed. 385 00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:13,760 Right. You know what I'm saying? So, like, when you go, like, to a low, for 386 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:17,800 instance, you go to a low, it's cool. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, 387 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:21,040 cool. Everybody kind of, it's like a dorm room. There's no more set. 388 00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:25,800 Is that people that have either earned good behavior and they are not, like, a 389 00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:27,360 risk? Or it's people that are almost out? 390 00:20:28,510 --> 00:20:33,310 Both. Right. Both. Okay. Because you have to have under a certain amount of 391 00:20:33,310 --> 00:20:34,970 to even drop from these levels. 392 00:20:35,230 --> 00:20:39,810 Okay. Yeah, so it was like that. But for the most part, I don't know. I was cool 393 00:20:39,810 --> 00:20:40,749 with everybody. 394 00:20:40,750 --> 00:20:42,270 Yeah. Yeah, I was cool with everybody. 395 00:20:42,510 --> 00:20:45,890 Yeah, I imagine you're easy to get along with. That's like one thing in jail. 396 00:20:46,010 --> 00:20:49,990 Like, you get, like... Like, if someone does something disrespectful, you have 397 00:20:49,990 --> 00:20:53,470 to defend yourself. Immediately. Otherwise, they're just like, we could 398 00:20:53,610 --> 00:20:54,610 Yeah, they're going to come take your shit. 399 00:20:55,110 --> 00:20:57,490 Fuck. You know what happens, bro? Like... 400 00:20:58,300 --> 00:21:02,900 A lot of people... You know, a lot of people have the misconception of prison. 401 00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:04,940 Like, oh, if you have money, you'll be okay. 402 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:06,920 No, if you have money, you're going to get extorted. 403 00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:10,360 Right. You know what I'm saying? Everyone's just going to... Yeah, you're 404 00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:11,079 to get extorted. 405 00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:15,580 Like, you want to live comfortably? Okay, well, when store come around, all 406 00:21:15,580 --> 00:21:19,640 five guys right here, you're about to put this money on their books. You know 407 00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:20,399 what I'm saying? 408 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:22,980 It's like, once you stand your ground, you're good. 409 00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:25,840 What's the most expensive thing in commissary? 410 00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:27,680 Like a... 411 00:21:27,710 --> 00:21:30,230 Dollar bottles of jerking lotions. I had a lot of those. 412 00:21:31,170 --> 00:21:32,810 A whole lot of those. Oh, yeah. 413 00:21:33,210 --> 00:21:34,210 Ran through them shits. 414 00:21:35,170 --> 00:21:37,370 Those shits, $5 .19. 415 00:21:38,270 --> 00:21:43,310 And then you got, like, we get, like, packs, like, chicken packs. 416 00:21:43,630 --> 00:21:45,510 It's, like, already cooked kind of thing. Right. 417 00:21:45,950 --> 00:21:50,990 I think them shits are, like, $8 a pack or some shit. Right, and they pay you 418 00:21:50,990 --> 00:21:51,990 two cents a day. 419 00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:56,460 Yeah. So if you don't have any money at all, you have to find it, otherwise you 420 00:21:56,460 --> 00:21:57,460 just starve? 421 00:21:57,640 --> 00:22:00,460 But people have, like, hustles, bro. I know somebody that made $50 ,000 from 422 00:22:00,460 --> 00:22:01,460 washing clothes. 423 00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:02,480 In jail? 424 00:22:02,540 --> 00:22:03,540 Yeah. 425 00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:04,459 Hell yeah. 426 00:22:04,460 --> 00:22:05,460 What? 427 00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:11,040 So, like, uh... Like, how long? Or just, like, while they were there in their 428 00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:16,000 time? Yeah, so... When you come in, you meet everybody. 429 00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:18,160 Yo, that's the laundry man. 430 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:19,980 That's the tailor man. 431 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:22,400 This guy says, you know what I mean? 432 00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:25,900 So you're like, all right, yo, bro, how much you charge to wash clothes? 433 00:22:26,580 --> 00:22:30,960 Oh, just give me $20 a month or some shit like that. You know what I'm 434 00:22:31,060 --> 00:22:31,559 Oh, wow. 435 00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:35,020 Or just if you want to pay up front, just give me whatever it costs for the 436 00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:36,020 whole time you're here. 437 00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:36,779 Oh, wow. 438 00:22:36,780 --> 00:22:37,699 You know what I mean? 439 00:22:37,700 --> 00:22:39,380 So it's 60 people on the tier. 440 00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:42,720 He washes 60 people's clothes. 60 times 20. 441 00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:44,720 Exactly. Oh, is that 1 ,200? 442 00:22:45,180 --> 00:22:46,440 So 1 ,200 a month? 443 00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:47,680 1 ,200 a month. 444 00:22:47,870 --> 00:22:51,670 That's not a bad hustle at all. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. But one thing 445 00:22:51,670 --> 00:22:53,670 before we, like, wrap, wind down. 446 00:22:54,150 --> 00:22:59,210 What is one thing that you learned in life from your own experience that 447 00:22:59,210 --> 00:23:04,070 like, wasn't a thing that someone told you or was, like, you know, tried to 448 00:23:04,070 --> 00:23:07,850 guide you on? Like, what is one thing that you just, like, picked up on your 449 00:23:07,850 --> 00:23:09,330 that's been, like, super helpful for you? 450 00:23:09,750 --> 00:23:10,750 Patience. 451 00:23:11,650 --> 00:23:12,930 Time and patience. 452 00:23:13,570 --> 00:23:15,090 I felt like... 453 00:23:16,230 --> 00:23:21,610 When I got all of that money, bro, like, I was doing things my way. Like, oh, I 454 00:23:21,610 --> 00:23:25,230 don't want to go there. I'm not coming. I don't want to do this. All right. You 455 00:23:25,230 --> 00:23:26,670 want to make me do it? I'm going to come late. 456 00:23:26,890 --> 00:23:29,290 You know, I'm going to do what I want to do on my time. 457 00:23:29,510 --> 00:23:30,509 You know what I'm saying? 458 00:23:30,510 --> 00:23:36,370 But actually prison, man, like, it opened my mind. 459 00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:42,210 Like, all the things you take for granted and... 460 00:23:43,010 --> 00:23:47,550 You really have to have patience, especially with me, because, you know, I 461 00:23:47,550 --> 00:23:53,250 like, I was the go -to. Like, oh, I know he has something in there. So every day 462 00:23:53,250 --> 00:23:57,350 they raid on my cell. They trying to find something to fuck me over with. 463 00:23:57,430 --> 00:23:58,289 You know what I mean? 464 00:23:58,290 --> 00:24:02,190 And over time, you just got to kind of like, you know what? Calm down. Fuck it. 465 00:24:02,250 --> 00:24:04,550 Like, it is what it is. You know they coming. Like, it is what it is. You know 466 00:24:04,550 --> 00:24:05,069 what I mean? 467 00:24:05,070 --> 00:24:09,650 Right. And then you meet, like, certain people where they try to make a name for 468 00:24:09,650 --> 00:24:10,650 themselves. Like, all right. 469 00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:15,440 Nah, I don't fuck so many people up. Let me just chill, bro. I know what's about 470 00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:16,440 to come with this, you know what I mean? 471 00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:22,520 If I engage into this conversation nine times out of ten, either it's going to 472 00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:27,540 be a big thing or... In prison, you have to just do it. 473 00:24:27,780 --> 00:24:30,280 All the talking shit is out the window, you know what I mean? 474 00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:35,120 So when I came home, it was like, let's take time and fall back. 475 00:24:36,030 --> 00:24:38,230 I just chill. Like, I like to see everything now. 476 00:24:38,670 --> 00:24:39,890 Like, you know what I mean? Observe. 477 00:24:40,150 --> 00:24:43,010 Yeah, like, let me just see all the shit I've been missing, you know what I 478 00:24:43,010 --> 00:24:46,550 mean? And it's like, it really helped me. Like, it helps me a lot. I don't get 479 00:24:46,550 --> 00:24:47,550 angry at all. 480 00:24:47,790 --> 00:24:50,770 Like, I don't get mad. I don't get angry. I just don't care. 481 00:24:51,290 --> 00:24:52,530 I don't care too much. 482 00:24:52,790 --> 00:24:55,730 You know what I mean? Like, it's like when you put your feelings so much... 483 00:24:55,730 --> 00:24:58,050 you're emotional about it. Yeah, like, you know what I mean? So it's like, for 484 00:24:58,050 --> 00:24:59,049 me, it's like, you know what? 485 00:24:59,050 --> 00:25:02,070 Everything is going to happen with time. As long as you stay patient enough, 486 00:25:02,130 --> 00:25:03,130 it'll be cool. 487 00:25:03,230 --> 00:25:06,090 So, like, that was, like, my biggest thing I learned through my life was 488 00:25:06,090 --> 00:25:10,310 patience. Like, just have, just make sure you make time for yourself and make 489 00:25:10,310 --> 00:25:12,130 sure, like, with the working out thing. 490 00:25:12,450 --> 00:25:16,570 Like, in prison, you're not doing shit. If you've got a job there or whatever, 491 00:25:16,710 --> 00:25:20,350 but once after a certain hour, you know, the jail shuts down. 492 00:25:20,570 --> 00:25:23,270 You know what I mean? So you have to do it by a certain time. 493 00:25:23,490 --> 00:25:27,750 Yeah, so you give yourself an hour a day. Like, so it's the same thing with 494 00:25:27,810 --> 00:25:29,150 Like, all right, now I'm free. 495 00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:32,300 Let's have that same discipline. Let's have that same patience with yourself. 496 00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:35,540 Like, give myself an hour a day in the gym. You like the way you look, keep it 497 00:25:35,540 --> 00:25:39,680 up. You know what I mean? Like, give yourself an hour, put your phone down, 498 00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:42,900 the TV off, and just sit there and read. I read a lot of books, a lot of shit 499 00:25:42,900 --> 00:25:47,320 that I would have never read in my life. For years, I had to be my manager. I 500 00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:48,320 had to be my role manager. 501 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:49,480 I had to be... 502 00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:53,100 The guy that goes and talks to the office, and let me, look, I want to drop 503 00:25:53,100 --> 00:25:55,900 this, and we want to do this like this. And then I have to go to the studio and 504 00:25:55,900 --> 00:25:57,480 be that. Take care of all your friends. You know what I'm saying? 505 00:25:57,820 --> 00:25:59,580 Family. But this time, I'm not. 506 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,500 No. Right. Take care of you. You know what I mean? 507 00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:06,000 Yeah. You don't take care of, it's cliche and kind of corny to say, but if 508 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,380 don't take care of you, you can't. You can't take care of nobody. Yeah. Yeah, 509 00:26:08,380 --> 00:26:12,700 you know what I mean? And then it's like, even with my kids, bro, it's like, 510 00:26:12,700 --> 00:26:17,600 spent so much time taking care of the guys that I kind of took away from the 511 00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:20,300 kids. Right. Well, not kind of. I did. 512 00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:21,479 You know what I mean? 513 00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:24,400 And, oh, another thing I do is I write letters to myself. 514 00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:29,080 Like, I write letters to, like, my younger self, and I write letters to my 515 00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:33,480 self. Like, I write letters to the present, like, to the present me. Like, 516 00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:36,120 tell your truth through that letter. Like, all right, well, I could have did 517 00:26:36,120 --> 00:26:39,000 this for my daughter. I could have did this for my son. I could have did this 518 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,760 differently. I could have did that differently. 519 00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:43,200 Read it a few times, see how it make you feel. 520 00:26:43,420 --> 00:26:45,580 Like, you know what I'm saying? Sometimes you might, damn, like. 521 00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:48,400 I fucked up. All right, we trashed it. Let's do better. 522 00:26:48,820 --> 00:26:51,560 Right. You know what I'm saying? So it was like... That's awesome. Yeah, bro. 523 00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:52,740 Like, I really... 524 00:26:53,550 --> 00:26:57,070 i'm just clear -minded like you know i'm saying like i'm clear -minded i feel 525 00:26:57,070 --> 00:27:01,150 good like i just feel better like i don't know how to explain that shit but 526 00:27:01,150 --> 00:27:04,950 brain is like your currency it's the most important exactly you know have it 527 00:27:04,950 --> 00:27:08,790 feeling being able to self -regulate yourself and like it also helps with 528 00:27:08,790 --> 00:27:13,690 that emotional shit and being patient for sure man i'm glad you got that bro 529 00:27:13,690 --> 00:27:17,310 so fucking happy for you and i know the the world is too and i'm like i'm so 530 00:27:17,310 --> 00:27:18,310 excited to see 531 00:27:19,139 --> 00:27:21,860 what the new era of WAP's gonna be. Me too. 532 00:27:22,140 --> 00:27:26,400 Hell yeah. I'll be glad to see it too. Thank you for taking the time to come to 533 00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:27,400 The Wood. 46739

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