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I just went through
a tough breakup
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and was feeling very low,
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just like a big old pile
of crap.
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But as the great
Angela Bassett once said,
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"I'm Stella, and I'm going
to get my groove back."
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I deserve to be happy.
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And I am gonna put myself
back out there.
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Well, lucky me, Matt is throwing
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his birthday party
at a downtown lounge.
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So I am gonna go in,
I'm gonna have a few drinks,
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and I'm gonna let
every available bachelor know
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that Big J is looking for a D.
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A date.
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Time to slay.
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What the is this?
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- Oh, hey.
What's up?
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What up?
It's my birthday.
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Another trip around the sun,
allegedly.
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No, I-I think that's real.
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But back home, we didn't
recognize birthdays,
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so this is actually
my first time celebrating it.
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I'm pretty stoked.
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Got one of those posters
that people can write
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funny birthday messages on.
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Huh, looks like Kinko's
sent me the wrong one.
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But big day for Reginald.
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Congrats, bud.
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That's right.
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Yuck it up.
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My embarrassment
is your sick entertainment.
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Overdressed a tad, are we?
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I thought "Laser Lounge"
was gonna be
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some kind
of swanky cocktail lounge
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filled with velvet
and Russian chest hair.
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So much for getting
my groove back.
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- Well, do what I do.
You say "happy birthday."
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Get in a picture...
proves you were there.
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Before you know it,
you're back in the car
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racing Uber Eats
to your front door.
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Oh, I can't do that.
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Matt would be devastated
if I left.
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I am his hero.
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Well, I'm going to be here
18 minutes, and...
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Wait, is that "Space Invaders"?
- Oh, come on.
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Before med school,
I had a job at Gio's Pizza.
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They had a "Space Invaders"
right near the front.
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I played all the time,
even got the high score.
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Those were the days... young,
free, not a care in the world.
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I think that high score
was probably
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the greatest moment in my life.
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Didn't you get married
and have kids?
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I said what I said.
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Why are you dressed
like a stagehand?
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To blend in with the maze.
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What, you think I'm gonna wear
white under a black light
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and expose my position?
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Act like you've been here,
Serena.
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I don't want people
to think I've been here.
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Oh, yeah, I know
Laser Lounge very well.
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Luke and Ella
have birthday parties here
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almost every other week.
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They come, they play,
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and I get to stand off
to the side and hold the coats.
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But not today.
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Oh, no, today I'm gonna make
that maze my bitch.
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What?
He's not my kid.
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Man, I didn't realize
Matt has so many friends.
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Yeah, well, he doesn't.
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I blasted his invite
to the hospital WhatsApp,
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said there'd be free food
and cash prizes.
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And lookee what happened.
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- Oh, my God, I'm...
I'm so glad you made it.
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And, um...
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I'm sorry, who are you, again?
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Look, Matt's been dealt
a tough hand...
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pale, weak constitution.
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I mean, his hair
is doing something
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absolutely unhinged this year.
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It's all in the card.
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All to say,
I just want to make sure
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he has a great birthday,
poor kid.
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All right, looks like Brandon
got me two Target gift cards.
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Yeah, one of those
has $11 on it,
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and the other one has $7 or $8
or something.
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Thanks, Brandon.
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All right, all right,
mine next, mine next.
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Um, this is
a very thoughtful gift
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for my little
Dorito-loving friend here.
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So here.
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Hi, Matt. On behalf of
the entire Frito-Lay family,
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I want to wish you
a happy birthday.
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Stay snackin'.
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- Oh, wow!
- I know!
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Who was that?
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Well, I, uh, figured
that as a Dorito freak,
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you'd get a kick
out of a message
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from the CEO of Frito-Lay.
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Uh, but I couldn't get him,
so that's
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the coordinating manager
of online ad sales.
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Wow.
- Wow.
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And Doritos are the, um,
triangle-shaped chips, right?
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Yes, Matt,
you're obsessed with those.
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You love those.
- Yeah.
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Okay...
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Oh, God, I am so sorry.
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That's okay.
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Oh, wow, you look really nice.
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- Oh, well, thank you.
So do you.
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I'm gonna get a refill.
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Can I, uh...
can I get you anything?
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Well, actually, um,
I have a bottle of wine
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hidden in a fake plant
by the front door.
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We could crack that baby open
and drink it in the bathroom.
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Oh, yeah.
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Actually,
I-I don't drink, Joyce.
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Wait, why do you know my name?
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It's me, Connor.
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I... from HR.
I started last week.
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Yes.
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And that was a test,
and you passed.
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- So...
- Oh. Great.
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Oh, let me introduce you
to my wife.
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Absolutely not.
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A donation has been made
in your name
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to Merrick's
Vegan Women's Shelter.
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Thanks, Dakota, great gift.
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- It's not a gift.
It's a responsibility.
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Well, thanks for giving me one.
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- Oh, hey, guess what.
It's our time slot.
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So should we... should we pause
this, head on over to the maze?
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- Oh, no, no, no.
You got to open mine.
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- Okay, but they won't...
they won't hold it.
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They'll just... they'll just
give it right away.
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- Oh, my God, walkie-talkies.
No way!
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Yeah, you seemed
pretty bummed when the janitor
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didn't let you try his, so...
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Ah, this is truly the best.
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Seriously, thank you.
- You're welcome.
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I feel like a powerful
parking attendant.
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Where's that Buick?
This lady's pissed.
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Hey, did I miss the strippers?
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Walkie-talkies?
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Cool.
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- Um...
you know what?
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Uh, we should probably
pause gifts,
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and, uh, we should play
before we lose our slot.
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Yep, you know, some people
have been saying that,
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so that's probably smart.
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Oh, um, you're probably gonna
want to open mine soon.
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I don't know how much longer...
- Keith!
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He said he wants to play!
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It's a dog.
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If you run, you are out.
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If you hold your gun sideways,
you are out.
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If you cover your sensor,
you are out.
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It's just... I didn't even know
you were coming.
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And then you kissed me.
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Now everyone knows our business.
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I'm confused.
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You said "not at work."
We're not at work.
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Okay, but these are work people.
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Plus, it's Matt's birthday,
and I just...
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Why does that matter?
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No, I mean, I just don't want
to pull focus from him.
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I mean,
is it that bad if people know?
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It's been two months.
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You embarrassed or something?
- Shh!
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Guys, he is explaining
the rules.
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And he said he would not
do it twice, okay?
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Come on!
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- You okay, bud?
You still having a good time?
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- Uh, yeah, definitely.
- All right.
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Okay, squadron.
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In three, two, one, deploy.
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Running! You are out.
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- What? I wasn't!
- Ten minutes in the chair.
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I...
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Okay.
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Well, tonight was a bust.
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I bleached my upper lip
for nothing.
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Yeah, that's crazy.
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Guess I'll just go home,
put on "Chocolat"
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for the hundredth time,
and pretend
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Alfred Molina's mustache is...
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crawling up and down my body
like a caterpillar.
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Joyce, please, just buy a diary.
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I'm sorry my haunting loneliness
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is affecting your game.
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- Wait, what's going on?
Why'd it do that?
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Excuse me!
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This machine's not working.
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Yeah, I'll need to get in here.
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Sick dress.
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Oh.
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Thank you.
Um...
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it's reversible.
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Oh, nice.
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I have a belt like that.
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Well, it sounds like we have
something in common.
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- Yeah, that's great.
It's still not working.
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- Oh, I'm Joyce...
Dr. Joyce Henderson.
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Oh, I'm Cody...
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Dr. Cody.
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- What?
You...
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Oh, you're good!
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You are good.
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He's funny.
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- What up, king?
- What up, king?
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Uh, anyway, I just wanted to
quickly bark at you, big dog.
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Hey!
Dakota, I got you!
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Stop covering your sensor!
That's cheating!
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I'm not covering!
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It's a game!
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Just play by the rules
and have fun! God!
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So, yeah, look, I know
you're not Matt's biggest fan.
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But, uh, I just thought
you should know,
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between us,
that Matt actually used
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to have feelings for Serena.
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- Get out of here.
- No.
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Really? Matt?
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Yeah, so, uh, you know,
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this might just be
a little weird for him.
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You might want to tamp down
the PDA on his birthday.
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You know, I think those feelings
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ran pretty deep,
know what I mean?
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- Got it.
- Yeah.
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Hey, it's good to know.
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Yeah.
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Really good to know.
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- Dakota!
You're doing it again!
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You're deliberately breaking
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the rules!
- Ugh!
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Seriously, you don't
have to wait with me.
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I'm back in
in, like, 40 seconds.
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I just can't believe he would
blow our cover like that.
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You're getting shot.
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I wasn't ready to go public yet,
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and then he just kisses me?
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Seriously, Brandon's just,
like, lightin' you up.
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So maybe you could
undulate a little...
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- Alex!
- Sorry.
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Okay, um, listen, I know
that it's not ideal, okay?
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But people know now.
And has anything bad happened?
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No, everything's fine.
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- Okay, then what's wrong?
Do you not like him?
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Try to sum it up in ten seconds.
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I like him.
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We're having fun.
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- Then what's the problem?
- I don't know.
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You're right.
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I guess there is no problem.
- Great, we fixed it.
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I'm back in!
Move! Move, move!
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What's this?
What's happening?
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Oh, you need a battery pack.
255
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Go to the front desk,
swap it out.
256
00:09:41,380 --> 00:09:42,810
It's gonna be over by then!
257
00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:44,900
Oh, well, you better stand
here and complain about it.
258
00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:47,080
- Ugh, God! Get out of the way.
- No running.
259
00:09:47,180 --> 00:09:48,540
I'm not running.
260
00:09:48,580 --> 00:09:49,740
Alex is right.
261
00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:51,790
There is no reason
not to give Steve a chance.
262
00:09:51,850 --> 00:09:54,260
He's cool, he's hot,
and he likes me.
263
00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:55,860
And you know what?
264
00:09:55,890 --> 00:09:57,230
I'm gonna go for it.
265
00:09:57,330 --> 00:09:58,830
Yeah.
266
00:09:58,890 --> 00:10:00,020
Yeah.
267
00:10:00,090 --> 00:10:01,920
So about midway through,
I got seasick,
268
00:10:02,020 --> 00:10:04,860
and then they got seasick.
- Oh, thanks, babe.
269
00:10:04,920 --> 00:10:07,640
Oh, Keith was just telling us
a funny story about a cruise.
270
00:10:07,700 --> 00:10:09,570
Oh, no, I was just saying
how I was held up
271
00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:10,940
at gunpoint on a cruise.
272
00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:12,570
- Oh, my God.
- Hilarious.
273
00:10:12,610 --> 00:10:13,810
You guys having fun?
274
00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:16,740
Oh, we're having a great time.
275
00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:18,080
Ooh.
276
00:10:18,180 --> 00:10:20,720
Whoa, uh,
what are we doing here?
277
00:10:20,780 --> 00:10:21,940
Oh, sorry.
278
00:10:22,010 --> 00:10:23,690
It's just Serena looks
so beautiful tonight.
279
00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:25,580
Can you blame me?
280
00:10:25,610 --> 00:10:27,560
Matt, can you blame me?
281
00:10:27,590 --> 00:10:30,130
Oh, uh, no, she looks nice.
282
00:10:30,190 --> 00:10:32,890
- Yeah, neat shoes.
- Okay, thanks, guys.
283
00:10:32,950 --> 00:10:34,430
What are you doing?
284
00:10:34,460 --> 00:10:36,100
Ooh, you are tense.
285
00:10:36,130 --> 00:10:37,070
Oh, am I?
286
00:10:37,100 --> 00:10:38,600
I know your body.
287
00:10:40,290 --> 00:10:42,230
Chaplain Steve and I haven't
always gotten along.
288
00:10:42,300 --> 00:10:45,400
But now he's dating Serena,
so he must be awesome.
289
00:10:45,470 --> 00:10:48,380
Uh, or else...
What the hell is going on?
290
00:10:48,410 --> 00:10:49,840
Agh!
291
00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:51,950
So, yeah, it's been 26 minutes
292
00:10:51,980 --> 00:10:54,820
of having a boyfriend,
and it's really good.
293
00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:57,520
Yeah, he's being totally normal.
294
00:10:57,550 --> 00:11:00,290
I love it,
how normal he's being.
295
00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:02,920
Hey, there you are.
296
00:11:04,130 --> 00:11:06,320
Oh, you talking about me?
297
00:11:06,420 --> 00:11:08,320
I'm just kidding.
298
00:11:08,420 --> 00:11:10,970
Yeah, Arby's was way
too corporate, so I left.
299
00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,270
Now I got more time for my art.
300
00:11:12,370 --> 00:11:14,140
Well, sometimes
you've just got to pivot.
301
00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:16,170
I'm not sure
what's happening right now,
302
00:11:16,270 --> 00:11:18,070
but could you just fix
the machine?
303
00:11:18,110 --> 00:11:20,140
When I first saw you,
I thought to myself,
304
00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,980
hmm, painter or poet?
305
00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:24,670
Well, actually, I design
stickers for skateboards...
306
00:11:24,770 --> 00:11:27,850
mostly alien stuff
but some "South Park," too.
307
00:11:27,950 --> 00:11:29,920
I'm pretty sure
I can find the reset button.
308
00:11:30,020 --> 00:11:31,240
Hey, hey!
309
00:11:31,310 --> 00:11:33,520
No one can touch
the machines but me, man.
310
00:11:33,620 --> 00:11:35,260
Listen, I'm just
gonna finish this up
311
00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:36,990
so this guy can stop
bitching at me.
312
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,090
Excuse me?
313
00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:40,030
Ron, shut up
and let the man work!
314
00:11:41,490 --> 00:11:43,700
You're being so weird.
315
00:11:46,300 --> 00:11:48,870
- Oh, hey, want some cake?
- Sure.
316
00:11:51,030 --> 00:11:53,170
So, uh, what's your
code name gonna be?
317
00:11:53,270 --> 00:11:54,210
My code name?
318
00:11:54,310 --> 00:11:56,040
You know, for the walkie-talkie.
319
00:11:56,140 --> 00:12:00,710
You need a code name.
- Uh, yeah, maybe M-Mat... thew.
320
00:12:00,770 --> 00:12:02,710
- Oh, that's good.
Easy to remember.
321
00:12:02,810 --> 00:12:04,650
And yet still
entirely mysterious.
322
00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:08,590
Hey, you ready
to get out of here?
323
00:12:08,620 --> 00:12:11,720
Maybe call it an early night?
- Oh, okay.
324
00:12:11,820 --> 00:12:14,460
Yeah, um, it's ending
in a few anyway, right?
325
00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:17,670
- Uh, no, no, no, you...
you can't leave yet because...
326
00:12:17,700 --> 00:12:20,400
uh, well, we already did gifts
and cake
327
00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:23,060
and shucked
the celebration corn.
328
00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:25,060
Well, we could, um,
you know, I don't know,
329
00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:26,440
play another round.
330
00:12:26,510 --> 00:12:28,740
I think there were a lot
of problems with the batteries.
331
00:12:28,810 --> 00:12:30,580
Yeah, I'll... I'll pay for it,
on me, another round.
332
00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:32,350
We can stay for one more, yeah?
333
00:12:32,450 --> 00:12:34,310
You... you could be a captain.
334
00:12:34,370 --> 00:12:36,320
We'll play teams,
and you're a captain.
335
00:12:36,380 --> 00:12:37,420
Get out.
336
00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:39,080
I can be a captain?
337
00:12:40,980 --> 00:12:42,580
Yeah, I'll be captain.
338
00:12:42,650 --> 00:12:43,760
Yeah.
339
00:12:48,530 --> 00:12:51,200
Okay, Team Matt, line up
on this side with Captain...
340
00:12:51,330 --> 00:12:52,430
Matt.
341
00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:54,140
Team Master Blaster on this side
342
00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:55,560
with Captain Steve.
343
00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:56,970
Dang, that's a good team name.
344
00:12:57,040 --> 00:12:59,390
Why don't you
pick first, birthday boy?
345
00:12:59,420 --> 00:13:02,340
Um, okay, I pick Serena.
346
00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:04,950
- Oof, worst pick.
- Seriously?
347
00:13:05,010 --> 00:13:07,020
Babe, come on,
you know you suck.
348
00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:08,550
Let's not gaslight.
349
00:13:08,620 --> 00:13:10,590
Uh, I'm gonna pick...
350
00:13:10,650 --> 00:13:13,050
my boy Bruce!
- Oh!
351
00:13:13,090 --> 00:13:17,410
- Let's go!
- Yes, let's go.
352
00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:19,590
Yeah, I'm in a tough spot.
353
00:13:19,660 --> 00:13:23,460
On one hand, all I want is for
Matt to have a great birthday.
354
00:13:23,530 --> 00:13:26,170
And on the other,
Steve and I are
355
00:13:26,230 --> 00:13:28,600
absolutely
gonna destroy his team.
356
00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:31,640
Oh, man, I feel like
I can't win here...
357
00:13:31,710 --> 00:13:33,530
except at the game, like I said.
358
00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:35,280
Hey, just checking in.
359
00:13:35,340 --> 00:13:37,870
You remember what I said
about that PDA stuff, right?
360
00:13:37,970 --> 00:13:39,810
Dude, good looking out.
361
00:13:39,910 --> 00:13:41,820
I'm totally
in his head right now.
362
00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:43,850
I think he might cry.
- Ah, yeah.
363
00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:45,790
That'd be sad.
364
00:13:45,850 --> 00:13:50,650
- Okay, two squads will enter.
Only one will leave.
365
00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:54,450
In three, two, one, deploy.
366
00:13:54,490 --> 00:13:58,060
- I need help.
Somebody help me.
367
00:13:58,120 --> 00:14:00,700
Let's go.
368
00:14:00,770 --> 00:14:03,200
Help. It's stuck,
and I have to go potty.
369
00:14:03,270 --> 00:14:05,010
Sweetie, where are your parents?
370
00:14:05,070 --> 00:14:08,340
Is this any...
- I'm gonna have a accident.
371
00:14:08,410 --> 00:14:10,910
Okay, let's just go
really quickly, okay?
372
00:14:11,010 --> 00:14:12,810
Come on.
- It's not number one.
373
00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:14,850
Oh, God, please don't
let me end up on the news.
374
00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:21,060
Ooh, watch out with the...
375
00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:22,820
Oh, go up.
376
00:14:22,860 --> 00:14:24,460
Dr. Ron, you got to...
377
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:25,730
Just look over there.
378
00:14:25,790 --> 00:14:28,420
Nope. Oh, darn.
379
00:14:28,490 --> 00:14:29,460
Game over.
380
00:14:29,500 --> 00:14:31,200
Hey, Keith,
can I see your wallet?
381
00:14:31,300 --> 00:14:33,630
- Oh, yeah.
Sure thing.
382
00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:36,970
Ooh, better get that.
383
00:14:44,010 --> 00:14:45,410
Who is on my ass?
384
00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:47,010
- It's me.
I'm on your ass.
385
00:14:48,750 --> 00:14:49,940
No running!
386
00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:51,990
My bad, sorry.
387
00:14:52,020 --> 00:14:54,060
I don't take
many people back here.
388
00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:57,690
It's kind of like my personal
corner, where I vape.
389
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,390
Well, it's very intimate.
390
00:14:59,460 --> 00:15:01,160
Oh, damn, Skee-Ball emergency.
391
00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:04,120
I'll be right back.
- Okay, I'll be here.
392
00:15:04,220 --> 00:15:05,900
- Hey, Joyce...
Oh, God!
393
00:15:05,970 --> 00:15:08,270
Uh, Joyce, did you do, like,
a-a beauty thing
394
00:15:08,340 --> 00:15:10,570
to your... your face recently?
395
00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:12,800
Well, if you must know,
I did do a little bleaching.
396
00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:13,840
Why?
397
00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:16,680
Just 'cause
you're, like, glowing.
398
00:15:16,810 --> 00:15:18,070
Oh, no!
399
00:15:18,140 --> 00:15:20,450
Oh, no, I look like a Lorax.
400
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:22,850
Do you think Cody saw?
- I don't... who's Cody?
401
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,650
The smoke show
I was just talking to.
402
00:15:24,750 --> 00:15:26,910
Alex, get with it!
- Was he looking at your face?
403
00:15:26,980 --> 00:15:28,920
'Cause, yeah,
he probably saw it.
404
00:15:28,990 --> 00:15:30,590
- We got to fix this.
We got to fix this.
405
00:15:30,690 --> 00:15:32,190
Oh, no, I'm about to play,
so you...
406
00:15:32,330 --> 00:15:34,460
Yeah, Alex,
I bleached my hoo-ha, okay?
407
00:15:34,530 --> 00:15:35,600
You, me, bathroom!
408
00:15:35,660 --> 00:15:38,000
I don't feel like
I can help with this.
409
00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:39,770
Your aim is, Pearson!
410
00:15:39,870 --> 00:15:41,870
- Don't curse!
There are kids here!
411
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,300
Only kid I see is you...
412
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:45,440
and, uh, this blond one
right here.
413
00:15:47,430 --> 00:15:48,710
- Ow.
What the heck?
414
00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:49,780
You're being a jerk!
415
00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:51,240
Even if you win this game,
416
00:15:51,270 --> 00:15:53,280
Serena's still gonna be with me.
417
00:15:53,350 --> 00:15:56,080
- What?
What are talking about?
418
00:15:58,390 --> 00:16:00,180
Dude, what are you doing?
419
00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:02,180
We're on the same team.
420
00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:03,760
No, we're not, brother.
421
00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:05,890
No, we're not.
422
00:16:08,830 --> 00:16:10,300
That was for you, Matt!
423
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:11,830
- Who was that?
Keith?
424
00:16:11,900 --> 00:16:15,700
- What, Keith?
Are you kidding me?
425
00:16:18,460 --> 00:16:20,200
Crap!
426
00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:23,440
Keys... rolled on my keys.
427
00:16:26,310 --> 00:16:28,650
That's cheating!
428
00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:30,750
- Stop being such a nerd!
- Stop doing that!
429
00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:38,230
Come on.
430
00:16:38,290 --> 00:16:39,630
Welp...
431
00:16:39,660 --> 00:16:41,630
No sign of Cody
since he was called away
432
00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:43,760
on a Skee-Ball emergency.
433
00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:45,830
Almost certainly
an excuse to ditch me
434
00:16:45,930 --> 00:16:47,940
after seeing
my hideous clown face.
435
00:16:47,970 --> 00:16:49,140
Joyce...
436
00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:50,910
Earth's fate is hanging
in the balance.
437
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,330
What was I thinking?
438
00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:54,510
A hot, young stud like Cody?
439
00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:57,140
God, do you know
how much confidence it takes
440
00:16:57,170 --> 00:16:59,550
to tattoo a lizard
across your entire back?
441
00:16:59,610 --> 00:17:01,350
Cody is a loser.
442
00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:02,980
I am a loser.
443
00:17:03,020 --> 00:17:05,820
I am a woman in my 50s
with her cans out
444
00:17:05,850 --> 00:17:08,490
in an arcade that used to be
a Joe's Crab Shack.
445
00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:10,890
I'm pathetic.
- Oh, will you stop it?
446
00:17:10,990 --> 00:17:13,560
Now, you are an intelligent,
accomplished woman
447
00:17:13,630 --> 00:17:15,660
who looks damn good for 50.
448
00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:17,300
You're a bona fide catch.
449
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:21,490
Your only real crime is your
inexplicably bad taste in men.
450
00:17:21,530 --> 00:17:22,740
Ron.
451
00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:25,310
Forget Cody
and stop wasting my time
452
00:17:25,340 --> 00:17:28,440
so I can get back
to playing my game.
453
00:17:28,540 --> 00:17:29,780
Thank you.
454
00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:32,710
You're a good friend.
455
00:17:32,780 --> 00:17:35,550
Although a lot of what you said
was borderline inappropriate,
456
00:17:35,620 --> 00:17:39,050
and Connor from HR
is here, so...
457
00:17:41,660 --> 00:17:43,890
I'm walking, not running!
458
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,700
Yes! I got you, Dakota!
459
00:17:49,730 --> 00:17:51,000
Ha!
Yes!
460
00:17:51,030 --> 00:17:52,730
God, that felt good!
Okay.
461
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:55,000
Oh! Oh, my God!
462
00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:56,170
Boys!
463
00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:58,560
Hey, Matt! Steve!
- Hey, hey, hey, hey!
464
00:17:58,630 --> 00:18:00,140
- Get off of him!
- Break it up! Break it up!
465
00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:01,180
- Break it up! Stop!
- Okay.
466
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:02,440
He tackled me.
467
00:18:02,510 --> 00:18:04,010
He's telling the truth,
but there's context.
468
00:18:04,110 --> 00:18:05,250
Hey, hey, hey!
469
00:18:05,310 --> 00:18:06,910
What is this, a Dave & Buster's?
470
00:18:06,970 --> 00:18:08,580
Game over!
Everybody out!
471
00:18:08,650 --> 00:18:10,880
Sorry.
472
00:18:10,910 --> 00:18:12,890
- Out.
Out!
473
00:18:12,950 --> 00:18:14,890
Out!
474
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:18,030
Out.
475
00:18:18,060 --> 00:18:21,260
- That was crazy.
I don't even know those guys.
476
00:18:22,580 --> 00:18:23,760
Okay.
477
00:18:27,130 --> 00:18:28,590
That was wack.
478
00:18:28,660 --> 00:18:30,570
What kind of adult has
a laser-tag birthday?
479
00:18:30,670 --> 00:18:32,600
- I thought it was fun.
- And the way he came at me?
480
00:18:32,700 --> 00:18:33,770
Something's off with that guy.
481
00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:35,840
Wasn't he
in a cult or something?
482
00:18:35,900 --> 00:18:38,150
- It's a homestead.
They're different... I think.
483
00:18:38,180 --> 00:18:40,110
- Whatever.
Meet me at my place?
484
00:18:40,210 --> 00:18:42,710
I'm gonna swing by Wendy's.
485
00:18:42,780 --> 00:18:43,880
You know what?
486
00:18:43,940 --> 00:18:45,390
No.
487
00:18:45,490 --> 00:18:47,390
Okay, we can go to your place.
488
00:18:47,420 --> 00:18:49,620
Your neighbor's cooking's
just a little pungent.
489
00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:51,290
And not to make it
an ethnic thing...
490
00:18:51,390 --> 00:18:53,520
No, Steve, I think we should
stop seeing each other.
491
00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:56,000
- What do you mean?
Like...
492
00:18:56,060 --> 00:18:57,370
break up?
493
00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:59,400
It's been fun,
but it's just not...
494
00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:00,870
it's just not.
495
00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:02,600
I'm sorry.
496
00:19:02,700 --> 00:19:04,110
Wow.
497
00:19:04,210 --> 00:19:05,610
Okay.
498
00:19:05,710 --> 00:19:07,240
Fine.
499
00:19:07,310 --> 00:19:09,470
Yeah, honestly, great.
500
00:19:09,540 --> 00:19:11,710
You know what?
Your feet are weird.
501
00:19:11,810 --> 00:19:14,080
Okay, yeah, whatever, dude.
502
00:19:14,150 --> 00:19:16,110
I'm not the only one
that thinks it.
503
00:19:16,140 --> 00:19:17,550
- I'll see you later.
- I'm...
504
00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:20,660
All right, come on!
We were kidding.
505
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:23,160
We didn't mean any of that.
Come on!
506
00:19:23,260 --> 00:19:24,660
Serena!
507
00:19:28,330 --> 00:19:29,490
She's good.
508
00:19:29,590 --> 00:19:32,130
Just give her a second
to cool down.
509
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:37,800
Ooh!
510
00:19:41,540 --> 00:19:42,840
Oh!
511
00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:46,440
I did it!
512
00:19:46,510 --> 00:19:48,410
I'm the new high score!
513
00:19:48,470 --> 00:19:49,820
Hell, yeah!
514
00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:51,600
Whoo!
515
00:19:54,810 --> 00:19:57,160
Hey, uh, thanks for having
my back in the maze.
516
00:19:57,190 --> 00:19:58,860
Eh, happy to do it.
517
00:19:58,930 --> 00:20:00,360
Always looking out for you, man.
518
00:20:00,460 --> 00:20:01,630
Thanks.
519
00:20:01,660 --> 00:20:03,530
Uh, so you feel ready
to talk about your hair?
520
00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:05,700
- What's wrong with my hair?
- You know what?
521
00:20:05,770 --> 00:20:08,000
Let's save it for tomorrow,
end on a high.
522
00:20:08,100 --> 00:20:09,940
First birthday was okay.
523
00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:12,360
I, uh, got beat up, kicked out.
524
00:20:12,470 --> 00:20:14,280
Random dog chewed through
a bunch of the presents.
525
00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:16,110
So not exactly what I thought...
526
00:20:16,180 --> 00:20:18,850
- Mat-thew, do you copy?
Mat-thew?
527
00:20:18,950 --> 00:20:21,140
It's Sere-na.
528
00:20:21,210 --> 00:20:24,150
Oh, uh, yeah, go for Mat-thew.
529
00:20:24,220 --> 00:20:26,290
I took one
so we can talk at work,
530
00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:28,620
pretend to be spies or whatever.
531
00:20:28,690 --> 00:20:30,020
Oh, uh, uh, cool.
532
00:20:30,060 --> 00:20:31,830
That's... that's great.
533
00:20:31,930 --> 00:20:35,230
- Hey, sorry about Steve.
He was such a dick.
534
00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:38,630
Oh, no, he wasn't
one of... one of those.
535
00:20:38,730 --> 00:20:41,390
Also, happy birthday, Matty.
536
00:20:41,460 --> 00:20:43,640
I had a really great time.
537
00:20:43,740 --> 00:20:46,910
Okay, over and out.
538
00:20:47,010 --> 00:20:48,110
Thanks.
539
00:20:48,140 --> 00:20:51,200
Uh, over and out.
540
00:20:55,050 --> 00:20:57,220
Uh, anyway,
what was I talking about?
541
00:20:57,250 --> 00:20:59,520
Um, first birthday...
542
00:20:59,620 --> 00:21:01,820
pretty great.
543
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:05,530
Yes, Ron can be
a "grumpelstiltskin."
544
00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:08,430
But, uh, he speaks the truth.
545
00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:12,030
And I do not need to hook up
with a young arcade guy
546
00:21:12,070 --> 00:21:14,730
just to make myself feel better.
547
00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:16,540
I mean, sure,
the attention was nice,
548
00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:18,640
but that's all it was.
549
00:21:18,710 --> 00:21:20,240
So now I'm gonna go home.
550
00:21:20,270 --> 00:21:24,250
I'm gonna watch "Chocolat"
and call it a win.
551
00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:28,420
I know my worth,
and it's very empowering.
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