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Original subtitles

Are you sure this is a good idea?

We'll never know unless we try.

But there's such a large increase in dosage.

No pain, no gain.

Right, little fella?

This could also be dangerous.

Yeah.

Everything will be fine. I realize the dosage is high, but we have to keep

pushing to see what we're capable of.

Maybe you're right.

What happened to the dangerous part?

Well, we should see what this stuff can do.

Get the camera.

Here you are, doctor.

Let's get a few before and after shots.

Not the way.

Cut the stuff.

Beautiful.

Good.

Great. Hold it right there.

Great. You know, girls, if it was up to me, you'd all get my vote.

But it isn't.

When do we get to meet Mr. Gordon anyway?

Isn't he supposed to personally select one of us?

Wilson, will you please...

How's this weekend sound?

Are you serious?

This weekend?

He's invited us all out to his Malibu ranch.

He wants to meet each one of you personally, and he wants us to take a

photo shoot down at the beach.

Hmm. And then he'll choose me as plaything centerfold of the year.

It's a competition.

It could be any one of you. What competition?

You really are a bitch.

Thank you.

Wilson! Jesus!

Would you please get out of my way?

I'll try to work with this. Will you please?

Great, girl. That's beautiful. Hold that.

Good.

That's it.

Beautiful, girl.

Love.

Good. Okay, here we go.

All right, girls.

Let's get some tapas.

Look how nervous he is.

I'll leave him alone.

All right, relax for a few minutes, girls.

I think we've all got a good chance to win.

What do you think, Angel?

Okay.

You're both going to lose.

How can you be so sure?

Have you looked in the mirror lately?

What's that supposed to mean?

Hey, calm down.

We're not finished yet. I mean, have you looked in the mirror lately? How old

are you anyway?

30? I look in the mirror all the time.

I'm beautiful.

Is your breath getting smaller?

Dr. Lindstrom, your 11 o 'clock is here.

Mr. Griffin.

Haven't seen you in a while.

Well, frankly, my dear, neither have I.

Tell me, is the doctor in?

Yes, he is.

But he can't see you right now.

Our records show that it's only been a year since you stopped the program.

And it obviously worked.

You're beautiful.

I know it worked. It worked great. But you've got to put me back on it.

Miss Grace, we require a five -year waiting period before renewing the

enhancement program. You knew that going in. I knew it all. Beauty enhancement

program. Highly experimental.

Highly secretive. But why on earth would you want to get back on the program?

Extremely attractive woman.

Need I remind you of how you look before starting with us?

No, you don't need to remind me.

Before.

And after.

Look.

I've been noticing changes.

Changes in my body.

Do these look smaller?

They seem fine to me.

Does this look burned?

without a doubt.

I can feel it.

My face is getting older.

That's just age, Miss Grace.

It happens to the best of us.

My body's changing.

I know it. And now I've got the chance to be centerfold of the year.

And my breaths are drinking.

Help me.

Even if I wanted to, it... too risky.

I'm begging you.

Look.

The active drug used in the beauty enhancement program formula deals

with cell growth.

The changes to the body can be radically altering. Used over a short period of

time?

Safe.

Don't bore me with the details, Doc.

Just make me beautiful.

If we start you back on the program too soon, there's no telling what could

happen. Please.

Your life could be put into grave danger.

Pretty please.

This case contains 30 vials of the formula.

You are to take one vial a day. No more. No left.

Any difference in dosage could be fatal

What

are you still doing here

just adding a few finishing touches Now who

would you vote for we were gonna send those to mr. Gordon

So send them.

Betty, destroying those pictures is not going to win you the centerfold

competition. I know that bird brain, but it makes me feel better.

All right, all right.

Let's get out. It's been a long day.

Maybe if I slept with him, that might seal it.

Slept with who?

Bob Gordon.

I have all weekend to work on him.

Betty, let me give you a little advice about Bob Gordon.

Stay away from him.

He's got a girlfriend and she's insanely jealous.

But...

You could sleep with me.

What good would that do me?

Now, that's more like it.

Yes? Paul, this is Eric. I'm in lap four.

I think you'd better get down here.

What is it? Hurry!

Eric?

Oh, my God.

What have we done?

What the hell is going on?

You're not going to believe this.

Let's have a look. I wouldn't do that if I were you.

Open that door.

What's that noise?

Well... I've got...

I've got some good news and some bad news.

No, this is terrible.

What's the good news?

That is the good news.

We might need to call the government on this one.

No government.

They'll come in here and take over everything.

It works.

I could lose my grant.

This is serious.

It's always losing our paychecks.

We can handle this.

We need to call a good exterminator.

A damn good one.

Miss Grace, this is Dr. Lindstrom. I need to see you at once. It's in a...

Told you.

I'm not in right now, but leave a message and your credit card number.

This is Dr.

Lindstrom. I need to speak to you regarding a... Well, you know what?

Call me when you get this message.

It's urgent.

If she doesn't get that message in time, it might be too late. I wish we knew

where she was.

Look at this place.

It's incredible.

I wonder if he lives here alone.

You know, it looks like something out of Architectural Digest.

I'd say Mr.

Gordon sold a few magazines.

Yes, I have.

Well, didn't mean to startle you girls.

Just out playing a quick round of golf.

I had a little course built on the back of my estate there. Nothing much, just

nine holes.

You have.

Bob Gordon, editor, publisher of Plaything Magazine. It's a pleasure.

Betty. Betty Bennett.

Miss November.

I was just saying, what a wonderful home you have here.

Well, thank you, Betty. I appreciate it.

Inga.

Inga Sorson.

I miss... No, I know. Miss July. I never forget a month.

I'm very horny to meet you.

Oh, nice.

And, um, you must be Miss March?

My friends call me Angel.

Angel.

Betty.

Inga. I'm so glad the three of you could come.

Now, we're going to go inside and take the ten -cent tour of the Plaything

Mansion. And, of course, Wilson and Mark will probably be here in time for

dinner.

Rosita!

We can help her.

Oh, no nonsense.

She can handle them.

Are you sure?

We don't mind.

No, no, no, no. See, I'm an equal rights kind of guy.

Well, what do you say we get in there and start that tour, ladies?

All right.

Well, ladies, here we have it.

The Plaything Mansion.

It's the friendliest place in the world.

Rosita doesn't look very friendly.

Ah, well, just don't pay any attention to her.

She's always that way.

Good servants must be hard to find.

Servants? Rosita? No, she's not a servant. No, I don't believe in

Never have.

No, she's my girlfriend.

Well, now your rooms are right up here in the west wing, ladies.

And I'm in the east wing if you need me.

I'd like to propose a toast to you three ladies.

The finalists of the 10th annual Miss Plaything Centerfold of the Year.

It's always a tough choice.

I mean, I can tell looking at you that this year is no exception.

Are we still doing the shoot then on your beach tomorrow morning?

Your beach?

You own your own beach?

Oh, no, no. Just a four -mile stretch of it. Now, may I suggest a little

dessert, and then we'll have a good night's sleep.

You can suggest anything you want to.

You know, I'm looking forward to getting to know each of you. I like getting to

know people.

Rosita!

Dessert.

Rosita sometimes gets jealous, you know. But not to worry. I mean, she's never

actually hurt anyone.

Excuse me for a second.

She's never actually hurt anyone?

I warned you to stay away from him.

No kidding.

So, that's your game.

Sleep with him to get centerfold of the year.

You're so predictable.

Oh, yeah, right. I saw you grab him under the table.

Whore. Oh, brother, this could go on for hours.

I think I'll go pat on my nose.

Only after I saw you grab him first.

What? Please? Um, if you ladies will excuse me.

Are you planning on staying?

Yeah, this is kind of turning me on.

Pig. Towel.

Wench.

Salt lick.

Whore.

What? Well, you already used that one.

I thought maybe we could have a couple drinks and discuss tomorrow's photo

shoots. I'm really tired.

You know, I put in a good word for you to Bob.

I hope you appreciate that. Oh, I do appreciate it. Just not tonight.

You sure?

Wow. What a surprise.

I thought maybe we could have a few drinks and discuss tomorrow's photo

What?

Let me guess.

You put in a good word for me with Bob, and now you hope that I appreciate it.

How'd you know that?

You used that line on me six months ago at the Playbunny shoot.

Let me ask you a question.

Have I tried that line on you before?

Several times.

But I don't think you've tried it on Angel.

You know, I think you're right.

Thank you.

Don't mention it.

I have a confession to make.

What?

I'm drunk.

I like that in my women.

I have another confession.

Confess away.

I was telling Wilson that I always thought you were cute.

Well, that is a coincidence.

Why?

Because...

I've always thought you were cute, too.

Really?

Really.

Should we be doing this?

I'm feeling a little bit lightheaded.

You'll think that. Hmm.

Late at it?

See you on the beach, Mark.

The beach.

Oh, my God.

The photo shoot.

You, you, look right at me now.

Hold that.

Okay. Make love to the camera.

The camera. Make love.

Great. Good.

One more.

Move to the left. Move to the left.

Camera. There you go. That's it. Good.

Don't panic.

Don't panic.

What am I going to do?

That's it. All right, hold that. Hold it. Beautiful. Great.

Beautiful. Sweetheart, this is artwork here, okay?

Hold that.

I sure hope this stuff works.

Angel's running a little late.

I can go get her.

I mean, it's just I... We'll give her five more minutes.

Eyes are these.

Wilson, would you get the hell out of the picture? She has one.

One more?

Okay, let's make an argument here.

Hold that.

Throw them up, throw them up. Play with those balls.

Great. There you go. Hey, here she is.

Hi. Hey, I'm glad you could make it. Sorry I'm late.

Hey, don't worry. We're just getting started.

You're not wearing any heels.

Was I supposed to?

No, no, no. It's just that you look taller.

I do?

What kind of vitamins is she taking?

I don't know.

Go get the shot. Go ahead.

Good, good. Moving together. That's it.

That's it.

Beautiful. There you go. Hold that.

We're being taller than me.

All right, ladies. Let's see some skin.

Great.

Beautiful.

Great.

Great. Beautiful.

Good. You can move those to the right. There you go.

Reload.

Sorry, ladies. Take a few minutes.

Are you okay?

Fine, fine.

I just had a little too much to drink last night.

I'm fine.

Mark!

Come on.

looks like the competition just got a little easier.

Shut up.

You think she'll be all right? She looks fine to me.

No, she doesn't look fine.

All right, Wilson. I'll go back and get some help. Me too.

I'm going with you.

Just hurry.

No, no, no, no, kid. It's a terrific layout. You're gonna love yourself.

Mr. Gordon?

Mr. Gordon, sir, we need an ambulance right away.

It's Angel. She's passed out on the beach.

Could you hold it for a second, please?

What?

Well, where is she?

We left her right here with Wilson.

Wilson!

He's probably off somewhere giving her mouth -to -mouth.

Angel, is she okay?

Define okay.

Hi, Angel.

Oh, my God.

This is Bob Gordon.

Cancel that ambulance.

Wilson, how the hell did this happen?

I don't know.

She just grew and grew and grew.

I'm scared.

Do you have any idea what, how this happened?

All I remember is feeling a little dizzy when I woke up.

Help me, I'm huge.

All right, now, everybody, just calm down.

It's all right now, Angel.

What are your credentials, then, Mr... Stryker.

Nick Stryker.

Nice boot.

Could you get it off my desk, please?

Ratskin.

Genuine ratskin.

Pardon?

Skinned it myself.

You need any other credentials?

Do you have any idea of what kind of problems we're dealing with?

You got a rat.

It's no ordinary rat.

They never are.

There's no smoking in this building.

One. One.

One. One.

One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One.

One.

You know, I have a funny feeling, Mark, you're not going to find giant woman

specialist in the Yellow Pages.

Besides, right now I want to keep things quiet for the moment.

Why?

I want you to tell Angela that we're sending a specialist for her. That

buy us the time we need.

Buy you some time?

What the hell are you talking about?

You'll never learn what you can't learn.

Marky, I'm talking about the big picture here.

I'm talking about... a 60 -foot...

Do you have any idea how much this girl is worth to Plaything magazine in sales

alone? Bob, have you, like, completely lost your mind?

$60 million.

That might... Ooh, probably more.

That, what?

That's almost a million dollars a foot.

Good, yeah.

And you know what? I'd be willing to cut you in for a couple of those feet.

If you help me out here.

What do you say, Marky?

No, take your time.

Think about it.

Sixty million dollars.

Come on, kid. You already said she's sweet on you. All you got to do is just

string her along.

I can do that. I can do that.

How long?

Just until we've got a chance to exploit the living hell out of her.

And after we cash in, I'll make a phone call to some friends I have in D .C.

And, well, they'll get her out of here.

What are they going to do to her?

Mark, what do you care?

Yeah, I don't know. I'll do experiments on her, I guess.

What difference does it make? I've got a contract on her.

So we're going to keep things nice and quiet, right?

First thing I want to do, I want to shoot the layout, then I want to spring

on the...

It wasn't a dream?

Hey! What are you and Gordon up to?

What do you mean? I heard you talking about Angel.

Look, keep your mouth shut about this one. Wilson, there's enough to go around

for everybody.

Don't you care anything about her? Wilson, we're talking about a lot of

here. I care about her. Need I remind you that I'm the one she cares about?

She got the hots for me, not you, pal.

Faith it, buddy.

Ow!

You win some, you lose some.

This is where we lost it.

The rat's been spotted in several parts of the building, but we've been unable

to catch it.

Right.

Out of the way, handjob.

I got some work to do.

Come on, Mickey.

Let's rock.

Get it.

So you're a smart little bastard, are you?

Angel, honey?

Angel, you here?

Where is that big bimbo?

Angel?

Mark?

How are you feeling?

I'm scared.

Don't worry. Everything's going to be all right.

Trust me.

You're going to be back to normal in no time.

What if I'm not?

What's going to happen to me?

Here, these are for you.

Could you get in touch with my doctor for me?

His name is Paul Lindstrom.

He has a clinic in L .A.

Tell him what's happened.

Yeah, yeah, sure. Anything you want, honey.

What's going to happen to me?

Everything's gonna be fine. Bob put a call in to a specialist. He's gonna help

you. I hope he comes soon.

Are you okay?

Fine.

I think it's the flowers.

I better toss them.

Yeah, you can't be too careful.

Are you okay?

Yeah, just try to relax, okay?

I'll see you a little later.

Um, Mark?

Do you want to come inside for a little while?

You know, I really don't think that is such a good idea right now.

Maybe later.

Don't be scared.

I may be 60 feet, but I'm still a woman.

I just got this really bad headache right now.

How about tomorrow?

She buy it?

Hook, line, and sinker. Hmm.

She asked me to get in touch with her doctor.

What'd you tell her? Oh, I told her I would.

But it's kind of funny.

I can't seem to remember what the guy's name was.

Good boy.

Hey, Doc, what do you want this thing? I want that thing on the third floor.

There's something funny going on. Move it.

You sure it's okay?

That thing looks dangerous. Don't be ridiculous, Kramer. Those men are

professionals.

Come on, let's go.

Well, girl, the good news is Angel is going to be just fine.

In fact, I'm making her as comfortable as I can right now. I even sent for a

specialist to kind of come in and give her the look over.

What about the contest?

Well, I'm going to need a few more days to decide. I'm sure you understand,

don't you? Now, by no means does this mean that the contest is over.

No, I just need to delay it until all this gets sorted out. Now, in the

meantime, I want us to keep our lips sealed about Angel.

When can we see her?

Well... You know, I don't think I disturb her right now. The poor kid,

just still awfully upset.

Still no word from Angel Gray? Nothing. She keeps getting her machine.

Well, I thought I heard something. Is that absolutely necessary?

We don't know how big that rat is.

Be careful with that thing.

I

guess

I'm a little jumpy.

You up for a little action today?

I could bring my camera along and snap a few shots.

I'm pretty tired.

Look, I really want to get started on the centerfold layout as soon as

Maybe tomorrow.

Did you talk to Dr. Lindstrom?

You know, that's funny. He should have been here by now. I'll ask Bob about it

later.

I just want to be normal again.

That's all.

Honey, you are normal.

Except for the 60 -foot part.

I feel so strange.

Like Godzilla or something.

You're much prettier than Godzilla.

Not without makeup, I'm not.

Oh, that reminds me. Got something that'll cheer you up.

Wilson!

Wilson, bring it in!

Bring what in?

Something Bob had made especially for you. Knew you'd enjoy it.

Wilson, come on!

How's the food You know what I'd really

like right now

Can I help you? Um, yeah.

Can I have 250 fat burgers, please?

You want fries with that?

Yeah.

Yeah.

For hair to go.

To go.

Definitely to go.

Yeah, right.

I hope this works.

Well, here, let me show you.

Here's Angel Grace.

Here's the rat. I know the difference. Just give it to me in English.

We're going to spray this onto that and make it small again.

You did it!

We did it!

Yes, we did, didn't we?

Now, if we could only find Angel Grace.

Well,

this could present a problem.

Well, at least Angel's not a rat.

Not that I've heard.

Wilson, what time is it?

It's late.

Listen, we have to talk.

What is it?

Listen,

I don't have much time. If they knew that I was talking to you, I could be in

serious trouble.

Who's they?

Mark and Mr. Gordon.

What are you talking about?

Look, Angel, they're just using you.

They plan on shooting the centerfold, and then they're just going to exploit

you. And then they're just going to hand you over to the government for tests.

But they're bringing in a specialist to help me. They just told you that to keep

you here.

I don't believe it.

I'm trying to make you see that... See what?

That Mark doesn't love you.

I do.

Well... I don't want to see you get hurt, Angel.

I'm a big girl.

I can take care of myself.

But... You're wrong about Mark. I know he really cares about me.

And I'm glad you do, too.

Right.

I better be going.

Do me a favor.

Get in touch with the Lindstrom Clinic in L .A. and talk to Dr.

Paul Lindstrom and ask him why he's not getting out here.

Who's Dr.

Lindstrom, Angel?

He's my doctor and I told mark to tell him it was an emergency and I told him

just what if mark didn't make the call Mark wouldn't do that to me

What are you doing up? I might ask the same of you. I was hungry.

That is not the kitchen. That is Bob Gordon's bedroom.

Is it really? I had no idea.

I'll bet.

What are you doing here?

I was hungry too.

Nine bottles of beer on the wall, 49 bottles of beer.

Should one of them bottles should happen to fall, 48 bottles of beer on the

wall. You know something? I can't stand redneck drunks. Give me a beer.

Friends don't let friends drive drunk. Yeah.

And friends don't let friends walk home alone either.

You see that?

What?

I... I don't know. I... It looked like a giant pair of legs.

Yeah. Sure.

Let's go.

You smell that? That smells like perfume.

Now, will you shut up? That's antifreeze. Still hot.

There's something out there.

Nah, it's probably an earthquake or something.

Excuse me.

Can you show me the way to town?

You could see them up there just as clear as a bell.

They was lighting up the sky like flashlights. Like flying flashlights.

Was that before or after you were abducted by the aliens?

Oh, after.

I mean, I've never even seen them coming.

You said the leader had a name?

Oh, yeah. I mean, as far as I could tell, his name was Reggie.

Reggie? Yeah, Reggie.

I mean, there's no telling what that means, you know, in another language.

I think it was Reggie. You know, it sounded like Reggie. See, I said to him,

said, what's your name, buddy?

And he looked at me straight in the eyeball, and he said, Reggie, Reggie.

Just like that.

You say they're supposed to come back here tonight?

The mothership is coming, yeah.

Should be here about now.

I mean, that's why I called your paper, see? Because you always tell it like it

is.

Nothing gets by you, Mr. Rainey. Yeah, the Daily Enquirer.

Journalistic integrity is our middle name.

Ten

bucks

and make it quick.

I know what I saw.

too because you were with me.

Keep it down, okay? What'd you just say?

You wouldn't believe what we saw.

What's that?

It was a woman. It was a giant woman.

How giant?

Out there. She must have been a hundred feet tall.

Shut up.

We didn't see anything. Are you through?

I haven't started yet. Well, hurry. We gotta get out of here.

And if I were you, I'd get the hell out of here too.

I can't go on waiting for the mothership.

Is everybody crazy around here?

They're just me.

Find myself a woman.

Oh, uh, say hello to the mothership for me.

Dinosaur. Like submitting mountains.

In old New Mexico.

Jurassic giant.

His neck swinging low.

He wags his head.

Then swings his tail.

To step the big seven on the rock.

Mind if I have a drink?

Take the whole thing, lady. I just quit.

Thanks.

Don't mention it.

What am I going to do?

Yeah.

Daily Inquirer. Night desk.

What do you want?

Oh.

Manny. What the hell are you still doing out there?

Look, something's come up. I'm gonna need a couple more days.

Flying saucers? Oh, no flying saucers. You were supposed to be back here

yesterday.

Somebody says they've spotted a giant woman.

We have deadlines.

Now get your tail on the next plane and get the hell out of there.

I know it sounds crazy. I just think it's worth checking out.

Fine, I'll tell you what. You check out this giant woman, all right?

But you better be right.

You better be right.

I'm on it, boss.

I'll find her.

Hey, nothing gets by me.

Listen, I'm going to need you to wire me a little more cash.

Say a hundred bucks?

Hello?

Dr. Lindstrom, Angel asked me to get in touch with you.

Something's happened and she needs your help.

What's happened?

I don't exactly know how to say this, but she's grown a little bit.

Where are you?

I'm at the Gordon Estate.

The Placing Mansion.

Do you know where that is?

Hey. What's going on around here, Wilson?

What do you mean?

Don't give me that look.

I'm a very shallow person. You know that.

All I want are some straight answers about this contest.

You want an answer?

Yeah.

Check out the centerfold, baby.

Read it and root.

I'm gonna make a million bucks.

Could we get a couple of you standing?

I'm glad you decided to let me take these shots.

I trust you, Mark.

Yeah, sure. Could you move a little to the left, please?

To the right? Yeah, there you go.

Great.

This is really great stuff.

Great, yeah.

good right now there we go good good good come on smile smile come on honey

there you go that looks nice yeah good one good one

right there that's good hold right there good hold

I'm telling you, Angel somehow fixed it.

You actually think she wanted to be 60 feet tall just to win centerfold of the

year? Yes, definitely.

Nobody would want to win that bad.

Joke all you want, but it doesn't change the fact that she aced it.

Have you seen the size of her breath?

Oh, how can you miss them?

Betty, calm down. It's just a contest.

Plaything centerfold of the year is not just a contest.

I've worked my entire life for this.

And now Angel grows a few feet and she gets pipped over me?

How do you suppose she did it anyway?

We should find out.

What do you mean, we?

Well, she's cheated both of us.

We should do something.

Come on.

You're in my son.

Fine. Fine.

Uh huh.

Hi, Angel.

Well, gee, you look pretty today.

Pretty as a picture.

Um, where's Mark?

Well, he's... I'm over here.

I'm getting the money shots.

How are you doing?

Okay, I guess.

Just kind of anxious for that specialist to arrive.

Yeah, I can't imagine what's holding him up.

Well, I hope he gets here soon.

I want to be normal again.

I'm sure he will.

Yeah, if anyone can help you, Bob's specialist can.

I hope you're right.

I'd hate to think I was being lied to.

Lied to?

There is no specialist.

Is there?

Betty, are you in here?

Of course there's a specialist, Angel. You don't know what you're talking

She knows exactly what she's talking about.

Hey, whose side are you on anyway?

I'm on her side.

Angel, there never was a specialist. They've been lying to you all along.

And don't bother firing me.

I quit.

Look, Angel, Bob and I were just looking out for you. We wanted to do what was

best for you, honey.

How could you do this to me?

Look, you're going to be famous.

What, like some sideshow freak?

Some circus act?

No, no, you're going to be bigger than Elvis.

Don't listen to them. Well, look around you. I mean, plenty of people are

beautiful. But you, you're a one of a kind.

Don't bet on it.

You thought you could get away with cheating me, huh?

Well, think again.

make her normal again? Yes, and the tranquilizer gun will slow her down long

enough for the drug to take effect. Come on, let's go.

Baby, I'm going to make my rent this month.

Lindstrom, I've got a cure.

Dr. Lindstrom, help.

I can make you normal again.

My hair.

Ow.

Not stopping her. She's not stopping.

I'm getting out of here.

Oh, my God, she killed him.

No, it's only a tranquilizer.

I think they're headed for L .A.

Let's go. Back to my car.

Are you okay?

Mr. Gordon.

Empty.

This is not a good sign.

It's not what you think.

giant women. We need backup immediately.

I don't know how tall they are. They are giant.

Hello?

Hello? All right, men. Slight problem. I don't think they believe me.

God damn it. We need backup to take care of a couple of dames.

Who's with me?

Everybody else is.

Hey, Mark, you win some, you lose some, pal.

Come on, let's go before the police come back.

Go ahead, leave.

Get out of here.

I still got Betty.

You all right, Betty?

Get out of here.

What time are they coming?

Oh, around seven.

Need anything else to drink?

Yeah.

You should do it, huh? Yeah.

Hi.

Won't you leave that stuff?

What will they think of Nat?

Can I have 250 fat burgers, please?

How's my hair look?

Look okay?

Are you okay?

Mr. Gordon?

Don't worry.

We can handle this.

make a million bucks.

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