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Nogizaka, let's go!

Don! Hello, I'm Nogizaka Kojichi, the host of "Banana Man".

And of course, Nogizaka-chan!

Yes, yes, yes, yes!

Yes, yes, yes, yes!

Yes, yes, yes, yes!

Hana no nawa.

What?

Hana no nawa.

What's that? What's that?

What are you doing?

I understand the meaning of this flower.

Is there something? Is there something today?

Now, Himura-san. Yes!

Then, please announce the plan for today.

Let's go! Today's plan is this!

Which is the most attractive army?

New Army Members Presentation Competition!

Yes!

What is this?

Yes, that's right.

Well, among the groups of Nogizaka, there are armies.

Armies!

Well, actually, Himura-san. Yes.

Each army has its own standard.

Yes!

Please raise your placards.

Oh, there are placards.

Please raise them.

Don!

Is it the same here?

Yes, it's the same here.

Yes.

Yes, it's the Siringo Army.

Yes.

Yes, and Manatsu-san's Respect Army.

Yes, I've heard of it.

You know something up to here, right?

I know.

Yes.

Over there, Inumen.

Yes! Inumen!

It's Inumen.

Inumen.

Yes.

What else?

What else?

What is it?

Yes!

Oh, is there an anemone here and a tulip?

It's a tulip.

A tulip.

A tulip.

Yes, and over here, Himura-san.

Oh, Musho-san!

Musho-san!

Is this a wolf?

Today, each army will join the new army members.

We will present their activities and benefits.

We will present their activities and benefits.

If a member of a non-member group is attracted to you, you will immediately join the army.

If you ask all members of a non-member group, you will join the army.

You will also ask Himura about which army you want to join in the end.

Do I also get asked about which army I want to join in the end?

Yes, you will also be asked about which army you want to join in the end.

If you join the army, you will follow the rules of the army there.

You don't have to join the army.

Is it possible for me to join the Manatsutan Respect Army at the end of the show?

You may join the army.

First of all, the top batter is the Apricot Army.

Here it is!

This is the new army.

Yes, please.

Wow, this is amazing!

Oh, I see!

The Apricot Army...

Oh, even watermelons are coming!

Even watermelons are coming early!

Yes, you can join some other groups.

Everyone, this is the Apricot Army you know.

Please take care of me.

Please take care of me.

It's famous.

This place is famous.

Yes, we are active as you can see.

Originally, we like anime and sing anime songs.

But we don't have many friends.

So we thought that if we could join the army, we could make friends.

Well, yes.

I think it's no doubt that we are pioneers of the army in the world.

Are you more of a siren army than Manatsu-san Respect Army?

Not at all.

Not at all.

What kind of feelings do you have?

You're doing watermelon, aren't you?

No, it's different from watermelon.

Is it okay?

Is it a conservative position?

Well, here's what we're doing.

Playing music.

This is big.

It's amazing.

Magazine serialization.

Is it serialized?

Yes, it is.

In a siren army?

No way!

It's connected to work.

You bring it to work a lot.

In addition, the army song "Hakumai-sama" is also released.

Here's the ceremony we do before performing "Hakumai-sama" live.

Well, everyone.

Today may be the last day.

Let's do our best.

Yes.

Here we go.

Ganbari...

Matchu!

We do this every time.

We make sure this may be the last time.

Yes, every time.

This may be the last time.

I see.

What are the benefits of joining the siren army?

Ta-dah!

We can display the cover of the magazine!

I see!

The cover of the magazine!

These four people chose the cover of the magazine.

They also called us "gravure".

That's amazing.

Seriously.

I don't know what "gravure" is.

But we've never displayed the cover of the magazine.

Thanks to joining the siren army...

The siren army itself!

That's right.

Displaying the cover of the magazine is amazing.

It's amazing.

You bring it to work a lot.

That's right.

I'm sure it's a successful model case for the army.

It's not an exaggeration to say it's a model case for the army.

That's right.

Yes.

In addition, it seems that there are benefits only for Himura.

Of course, there are benefits!

Such as?

I did it!

So far, there is a song called "Hakumai-sama" and among it, fans and we say "Hakumai-sama!"

But for now, there is no "Hakumai-sama", right?

I know, I know.

What do you do at that time?

We praise "Hakumai-sama" with all of us.

But actually, when I was asked "Hakumai-sama!", I said "Yes, yes!"

I do it a little.

I made up my mind like that!

I'm happy!

Himura-san, you know it, don't you?

I'm sorry about it, everyone.

This is only my point of view.

Everyone is not used to "Hakumai-sama".

I don't know.

Some people may want to do "Hakumai-sama".

Because they like "Ikuto-san"'s food.

Yes, "Ikuto-san".

Do you want to fight me and "Hakumai-sama" about "Hakumai-sama"?

I'm overwhelmed.

Right?

Right?

Right?

Right?

Right, Shiraishi?

What do you say? Do you want to do it?

I can't beat Himura-san.

Right?

Right.

I'm sorry, but this is my point of view.

Yes, you're right.

What do these four people want Himura-san to do?

And what is the reason?

It's always the same, usually poncho, red poncho or something like that, but they don't even wash it for me, and the smell is a little...

What's with the smell?

It's like...how do you say it...it smells like glue.

It smells like glue?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You can't take it off even if you wash it, can you?

That's right, so I wanted something new.

If Himura-san comes in, I'm sure he'll make it for me, right?

Well, it costs a little money, doesn't it?

No, no, no.

Eh, do you mean Himura-san will pay for it?

If you're okay with it...

Well, well, well, I don't think I can come in for free.

I don't think you should...why? Even I haven't made one yet, and I've been doing it for a while now, but you shouldn't make one for everyone.

But Gunda can come in, right?

But Himura-san made his own costume for us, too, Hakumai-sama's.

That's right, we're not really...

It's fine, it's fine, with a running and a brief.

Did you say that?

I want to get as close as possible to her.

And here is our blind spot.

Her face is cute and her makeup is fast.

I'm surprised.

Her face is cute and her makeup is fast.

I think all members are fine.

I think all members are fine.

Himura-san is fine, too.

I'm glad I'm so cute.

No, you're not cute.

You're cute.

No, Himura-san.

No, I'm glad I'm so cute.

You're disgusting.

She said she was fine.

Himura-san is different.

You're not cute.

Yes, I'm not cute.

Why can't I be cute?

I'm cute.

You're not cute.

You're not cute.

You're not cute.

Her makeup is fast.

Her makeup is fast.

All four of us have fast makeup.

If we have 30 minutes, we can finish our makeup in 5 minutes.

All of us?

I can finish my makeup in 5 minutes with only my face.

Only your face?

Do you want me to do it again?

My hair is different.

I'm surprised.

Is your hair pulled out?

I can't help it.

That's 30 minutes.

That's 30 minutes.

That's 30 minutes.

That's 30 minutes.

That's 30 minutes.

That's 30 minutes.

No, no, no.

Are you kidding me?

What does that mean?

Furthermore, I'd like to say that anyone who joins us in the future will have such qualifications.

Ta-dah!

Economic power and sales power.

Economic power and sales power?

Isn't that Himura-san's sales power?

What?

Oh, you're right.

What does that mean?

Among all of us, there is economic power.

Among all of us, we appear in various programs and do various sales.

That's Himura-san's sales power.

I see, I see.

Well, I can't deny it.

But I want to do my best for my activities.

Including economic power and sales power.

Oh, my God.

She thinks it's my wallet.

I see, I see.

She's trying to get Himura-san into this group and make money.

You're thinking too much. It's not good, is it?

It's not good.

You said it right away because you're not cute, didn't you?

That's right. It's not good because I can't join you.

But I'm cute.

I don't know the criteria for being cute.

And finally, what are the four's ambitions?

Here it is.

A solo concert!

I'm totally there.

It's amazing. You're waiting for someone else.

I'm not waiting for someone else!

Imura-san, you're waiting for someone else.

I'm totally there.

How big is your goal?

My goal is Budokan.

A concert of 10,000 people?

It's not impossible.

You can do it.

Imura-san, can I be there?

Yes!

Apples and bananas with grapes.

Budokan?

Wow!

Are you okay with this old man?

I'm totally there.

So, Nogizakanai Group 1's success group,

joining our apricot group,

we're waiting for you!

Please go back.

Let's ask people who don't belong.

Ikuta, what did you think of the apricot group's present?

Well, I said it for Imura-san's sake,

so I thought I'd refrain a little.

You know, Imura-san was talking about it a lot.

What about you, Hoshino?

Well, I heard about it,

but it doesn't have any financial power or sales power,

so...

You have to fit in with the content of the present.

I thought it wasn't required,

so I gave up.

I see. What about you, Sayashi?

Well, Imura-san was talking about it a lot,

so I thought I'd refrain a little.

Really?

Don't you think you fit in with the content of the present?

I do, but...

Why don't you just ride it?

Is it okay?

There's that kind of thing, too.

Riding a group like that.

This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.

If you step out of the car, you'll get a picture taken.

The next presentation is "Dogmen".

The stage is a squad consisting of members who fought to go to heaven.

Here is our main activity.

Dog meeting.

Huh?

Dog meeting?

What did you draw?

A dog.

Oh, I see.

But isn't that picture scary?

I used a sword in the stage, so I was interested in the image of "dogmen".

Oh, I see.

The sword is a symbol of "dogmen".

Yes, this "dog meeting" is held on a regular basis.

We usually have a hot pot at Yuri Saito's house around midnight.

Wait a minute.

If you ask Himura-san to join you, will you eat with her?

No, no.

Basically, it's a hot pot competition.

I said "dog meeting" and "sword fighting" but...

No, I can go to a hot pot competition at all.

I want you to go to a hot pot competition.

I'll go.

It's a hot pot competition.

What kind of hot pot did you make in the past?

Creamy soy milk hot pot.

She looks like a real girl.

What else did you make?

Kimchi?

We also had a gyoza party.

We also had a birthday party.

And sometimes we went out and had a karaoke party.

This is so much fun!

This is the best!

What is it this time?

The members are so close.

We've had a lot of competitions so far.

But they all came first.

That's right!

That's amazing!

No one can beat you.

No one.

This is so much fun!

So, about the hot pot competition...

Here's what we usually do.

We take out our daily worries.

Oh!

Like, "Something like this happened recently. Ask me about it."

We try to get rid of our worries.

Or when we watch love dramas...

No, this won't do!

This is like a girls' meeting.

By the way, what does this do for you?

It's hard for me to say.

Your face looks sad from a distance.

I'm sad?

Are you sad?

But the members accept it.

It doesn't matter if it's private or work-related.

It doesn't matter.

It's an all-genre thing?

Yes. Himura-san is also sad.

Can I say what I'm sad about?

Himura-san is...

She's sad.

It's quite attractive.

There's only good things so far.

So far.

That's right.

Dog-faced neurotic blind man.

Neurotic blind man?

All members of the team are going to heaven.

Wait, wait, wait!

That's not what you said!

No one can join us anymore.

It's impossible!

Normally, you can't join us unless you're on stage.

But now!

Ta-dah!

Limited time! Anyone can join us!

We did it!

I see. Now...

I'm so happy!

It's over.

It's you!

If you miss it, it's over!

Limited time!

It's my first time.

It's my first "anyone can join us!"

Anyone can join us!

Thank you. Anyone can join us.

By the way...

If you join us, Himura-san...

You can get these benefits.

Benefits?

Ta-dah!

You can be a dog.

I can be a dog?

Wait, what do you mean?

I'm going to be a dog.

I'm going to be a dog of this team.

Is that what you mean?

If you're going to do it, I'd like you to do "two".

It's not "another story", but...

I'd like you to appear as a dog as a story.

Is it okay? I haven't seen this quality before.

Can a dog get used to it?

I'm going to have an operation here.

It's not make-up.

You're going to have an operation, right?

I see.

You're going to turn it upside down, dye it brown, and have an operation here, right?

I'm going to bring all the stuff here.

I'm going to be on stage soon.

I have to connect everything here and attach this meatball-like thing.

In my case, it's all wet.

It's a little risky to be on this stage.

Higuchi, what's up?

But the bond is too strong.

I thought about it, too.

Can you get along with each other after entering such a tight place?

I thought about it.

I thought it would lead to a lot of private things.

If I were to be careful, I thought it would lead to work.

I thought the siren squad would be attractive.

It's a private, fulfilling squad, isn't it?

I thought I'd like to go to a hot pot party.

But there's a bond here, too.

I'd like to go to a hot pot party with a non- membership member.

I didn't know that.

A non-membership team will get along well.

I think it's going to be a squad here.

Why is everyone wet?

Sounds good.

But in the end, it's like that here, too.

In the end, yes.

I see.

I think it's a good place.

After this, will a play squad appear?

Next up is watermelons. Will a play squad appear?

We are members called watermelons. Please take care of us.

Wait a minute, you already have a pose, don't you?

Watermelon pose.

Watermelon pose?

This one?

Yes.

Is it a watermelon?

It's the shape of a watermelon cut in half.

Can you imagine it?

This is half of it.

This is a watermelon.

There's even a pose.

Amazing.

But Hibura-san's face is saying "watermelon".

No, no, no.

I hate it.

There was a watermelon joke.

Was there a watermelon joke?

Wasn't there?

I don't know.

You didn't say "watermelon".

It's the sun.

The sun.

The sun.

But Hibura-san, you don't like this part, do you?

But I hate watermelons, so I won't eat it.

That's not a problem at all.

Why watermelons?

None of us like watermelons.

Really?

Then what is it?

What is a watermelon?

I want to go on a diet.

Among these members, the one with the least weight should get a prize in the summer.

When we talked about it, it was summer, so we thought "how about watermelons?"

When we talked about it, we thought "how about watermelons?"

Then we decided to call each other "watermelons" because it was annoying.

So you were a diet squad?

That's right.

According to various sources, the three of us and the four of you got along well.

That's where "meow" came in later.

"Meow"?

Yes.

I didn't know.

Why "meow"?

Nishino.

During the war...

"Meow".

Nishino, Nishino, Nishino, Nishino...

"Meow".

"Meow".

"Meow".

"Meow".

"Meow".

"Meow".

"Meow".

"Meow".

"Meow".

"Meow".

"Meow".

That's where you were a lot.

Oh!

Did you know about this existence?

During the tour, I found out about it and was like, "Oh, they call watermelons 'hey'".

In a way, yes.

The contents of such watermelons' activities are...

Here it is.

Ta-dah!

Here it is!

Home party!

Hooray!

This is it! This is it! This is it!

This is it, isn't it?

I've done a lot of things before.

First of all...

Yes, this is a beef tongue party.

What?

Yes.

What? You did it only with beef tongue?

Yes, yes.

I want to eat beef tongue.

I want to eat only beef tongue forever.

One piece, one piece.

And...

I ordered two kilograms of beef tongue...

...on the Internet.

Just one piece of beef tongue?

Yes. I came home with two pieces of beef tongue...

Wow!

...and I cut them with all my might.

That's amazing!

That's an amazing party!

And I had a beef tongue party only with beef tongue.

Yes.

Wow!

I don't have a picture of it...

...but I usually have a hot pot party...

Do you have a hot pot party?

Do you have a hot pot party?

We do have a hot pot party.

Wow! That's good!

You have a hot pot party over there, don't you?

We do have a hot pot party over there...

...but we do have a hot pot party over here, too.

Really?

You look like Osubo-san.

You look like Chanko-san.

Chanko-san.

That's good.

Do you also go on a trip?

Yes, we do.

I think we talked about it on a show before...

...but we went to Hong Kong for New Year's Day this year.

That's amazing!

You went on a trip abroad!

Yes, we did.

But isn't it weird for you, Himura-san, to be here?

Not at all!

What's up?

If you could just tell me your passport number...

Will you do it for me?

I'll do everything for you!

So you're the type of person who'll do everything for you...

...including getting beef tongue online.

If you have someone like that around you...

...your activities will be relaxed!

It's great to have someone like that around you!

They'll do it for you!

And this is our motto!

That's gross!

What is it?

It's "freedom"!

Oh, it's "freedom"!

It's like freedom is covered in blood!

So, like I said before...

...in Hong Kong, we mostly do whatever we want to do.

For example...

Me, Juna and Yuri who desperately want to buy an egg tart...

And a little tired...

...Ti-chan and Nya...

...go to Starbucks and relax.

So you prioritize your personal needs...

...more than anything else?

Yes, and I'll keep an eye on your heavy luggage.

And after that...

...there are members who want to go shopping...

...so Juna and Ti-chan go shopping...

...and me, Yuri and Nya go to a cafe.

But Nya hasn't moved at all!

Nya hasn't moved at all!

She's only at a cafe!

Is she okay?

It's easy to get tired...

...and it's cold...

...and we're weak...

...so we've been using everyone's luggage at the airport.

Nya...

Nya...

Nya, was it fun?

It was super fun!

Go ahead.

Our group emails are also pretty free...

...so please take a look!

What do you do?

Oh, kickboxing!

I went to experience it.

Ah, so you're modeling for girls now, huh?

I went there recently and reported it...

...but she ignored me and said "Mom, let's go to a cafe!"

Ah, so you haven't talked at all.

- What's that? - What's that supposed to mean?

- It's a gross cat. - What's that supposed to mean?

- It's "nyaa!" - It's "nyaa!"

Nyaa!

What's with this cat?

So this is what watermelons are like.

- This is watermelons. - Yes.

There are benefits to entering watermelons.

Here it is!

Party is rare in the future!

- Yeah! - Party!

- Party! - Party!

Now, people are getting excited about parties...

...and there are many parties that are already set up.

- Amazake party. - Amazake party.

- Amazake party. - Kawago birthday party.

- Okay! - Yes.

- Junna congratulations party. - Congratulations!

And this year's plan is...

...Karin and "nyaa!"'s birthday party.

- So today's birthday party is a party for everyone? - Yes.

- Yes. - Yes.

- There are many things set up. - There's also an udon party.

- Oh, udon party. - Yes, udon party.

- Udon party. - Udon party.

- What's an udon party? - What's that?

- We all eat udon. - We eat udon at home.

- Yes. - We fry a lot of tempura, right?

- We fry a lot of tempura. - Oh, fried food party!

- Okay! - Okay!

Leave it to me! I'll fry it!

What's with you?

It's like you joined in.

You want to fry tempura, don't you?

- Junna-san, you're really... - What's with you?

- You want to fry tempura, don't you? - What's with you?

Lastly, what are the benefits for Himura?

Here it is!

You can go to everyone's house!

- Yay! - Yay!

So I can go to everyone's house?

Well, parties are held in individual houses...

...so you can go to everyone's house and have fun.

- I see! - Yes.

So if Himura-san joins in, will you go to Himura- san's house too?

- Yes! - Yes!

- I'll go! - I'll go!

- I'll go! - I'll go!

Come on!

It's okay! If you step out of your house, you'll be photographed!

Pick him up!

He's frozen up!

Six of you! Six of you!

It's okay!

What is Nyaa's lonely question?

It's really fun and like I said earlier, Nyaa wasn't in it at first, but now that I've been in it...

Say something! Say something!

Say something! Say something!

My life has changed!

You're making me say it!

You're making me say "Nyaa"!

It's not like that!

Did you see that smile?

It's hard not to see that smile!

It was a real smile!

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Don't look at me like that!

Don't look at me like that!

It's really okay!

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