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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,492 --> 00:00:08,961 sync and corrections by dreaMaker7 www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:34,353 --> 00:00:38,006 Loo, loo, loo, loo, loo, loo, loo loo, loo, loo, loo, loo. 3 00:00:38,032 --> 00:00:39,687 Hey, douche bag. Are you doing anything cool? 4 00:00:39,713 --> 00:00:41,387 Hey, Eric. I'm just looking at a video of 5 00:00:41,413 --> 00:00:43,656 - bird eggs that I took. - Oh, God damn it. 6 00:00:43,682 --> 00:00:46,217 Nobody's doing anything cool. I'm so bored. 7 00:00:46,243 --> 00:00:48,378 - Everything is so stupid. - I don't know. 8 00:00:48,404 --> 00:00:49,836 - This bird nest is pretty neat-o. - No, it isn't. 9 00:00:49,862 --> 00:00:51,782 My dad and I shot it yesterday at the lake. 10 00:00:51,808 --> 00:00:53,626 - That's stupid. - You can see the mama bird fly in. 11 00:00:53,652 --> 00:00:54,668 I'm dying of boredom. 12 00:00:54,694 --> 00:00:56,672 We took all kinds of videos with this drone. 13 00:00:56,698 --> 00:00:58,118 What did you say?! 14 00:00:58,275 --> 00:00:59,573 You know, those drone thingies. 15 00:00:59,599 --> 00:01:01,000 You can make it fly anywhere and 16 00:01:01,026 --> 00:01:04,532 - shoot video and stuff. - Your dad has a drone! 17 00:01:07,547 --> 00:01:09,015 Whoa! 18 00:01:09,041 --> 00:01:11,208 It can fly like a quarter mile away from whoever's 19 00:01:11,234 --> 00:01:13,148 controlling it. And it can take video the entire 20 00:01:13,174 --> 00:01:14,074 time right to your phone. 21 00:01:14,100 --> 00:01:15,249 Don't touch the propellers. 22 00:01:15,311 --> 00:01:16,883 You want to take it out for a spin? 23 00:01:16,909 --> 00:01:18,379 Are you crazy? 24 00:01:18,405 --> 00:01:20,920 - This is my dad's drone. - Do you have any idea how much 25 00:01:20,946 --> 00:01:22,014 fun we could have with this thing? 26 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:24,157 - We could spy on everyone. - My dad says it's not for 27 00:01:24,183 --> 00:01:25,883 - spying on people. - Butters, that's all drones 28 00:01:26,018 --> 00:01:27,585 are for. If we use it for a couple 29 00:01:27,611 --> 00:01:28,878 minutes tonight, your dad will never know. 30 00:01:28,904 --> 00:01:30,584 Well, he'll know. You can hear it take off. 31 00:01:30,610 --> 00:01:32,177 Okay. Good idea. We'll take it over to my house. 32 00:01:32,203 --> 00:01:34,038 Come over after dark and don't tell anyone. 33 00:01:34,064 --> 00:01:35,145 No, Eric. I don't want to... 34 00:01:35,171 --> 00:01:36,571 - Butters! - Oh, shit. It's your dad. 35 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:39,949 Go, go, go! I'll see you later at my house. 36 00:01:40,582 --> 00:01:43,169 - Butters, are you home? - Coming, dad. 37 00:01:48,153 --> 00:01:51,188 - Butters, is that you? - Yeah, it's me. 38 00:01:51,487 --> 00:01:53,120 Nobody followed you, right? You didn't tell anybody? 39 00:01:53,146 --> 00:01:55,247 - Of course not. - All right. Come in. 40 00:01:55,648 --> 00:01:57,749 Kenny's here. I told him all about it. 41 00:01:57,775 --> 00:01:59,625 What?! You said nobody would know. 42 00:01:59,651 --> 00:02:01,651 It's just Kenny. Like we're not gonna tell Kenny 43 00:02:01,677 --> 00:02:03,630 we have a drone. Come on, Butters. 44 00:02:03,656 --> 00:02:04,856 All right. Come on, guys. I think I have this thing figured out 45 00:02:13,829 --> 00:02:16,998 Dude, no way! This thing is so epic. 46 00:02:22,147 --> 00:02:24,238 - Be careful of the power lines! - Dude, look! 47 00:02:24,264 --> 00:02:28,328 There's everyone's backyards. Dude, there's Craig's house. 48 00:02:28,354 --> 00:02:30,268 - That's Craig's house. - Mrph rmhmhm rm! 49 00:02:30,294 --> 00:02:32,795 Okay, uh, maybe that's enough. 50 00:02:32,821 --> 00:02:34,410 On, dude, look there's Craig. 51 00:02:34,436 --> 00:02:37,155 Craig's mom is taking off her clothes. 52 00:02:37,946 --> 00:02:39,703 - Let me see! - Check it out, you guys. 53 00:02:39,729 --> 00:02:42,011 She's taking off... oh, my God. We've got full bush. 54 00:02:42,037 --> 00:02:44,372 - Mrph rmhmhm rm! - Geez! 55 00:02:44,398 --> 00:02:45,719 This thing is recording, right? 56 00:02:45,745 --> 00:02:47,390 - Rm! - Dude, that is Craig's mom's 57 00:02:47,416 --> 00:02:50,433 bush right there. Wait. Wait, what's that? 58 00:02:51,052 --> 00:02:52,601 Oh, shit, dude. Bail, Bail! 59 00:02:52,627 --> 00:02:55,199 - What do I do?! - His dad sees you! 60 00:02:55,225 --> 00:02:58,181 - I don't know what to do! - Fly back to your house, stupid! 61 00:03:01,273 --> 00:03:04,407 - You got a problem, Stotch? - What are you talking about? 62 00:03:04,433 --> 00:03:06,051 You know what I'm talking about. 63 00:03:06,077 --> 00:03:08,829 There was a drone spying on my wife, and you're the only person 64 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:10,943 - I know with a drone. - Now, hold on. 65 00:03:10,969 --> 00:03:14,550 I am a drone-hobby enthusiast. I would never use my drone in a 66 00:03:14,576 --> 00:03:17,328 way that contradicts the drone hobbyist code of conduct. 67 00:03:17,354 --> 00:03:18,688 Horse shit. Your drone's out there flying 68 00:03:18,714 --> 00:03:20,823 - around right now. - I assure you my drone is 69 00:03:20,849 --> 00:03:22,673 sitting in the garage. I'll show you. 70 00:03:25,250 --> 00:03:27,618 There. You see? It's right there. 71 00:03:28,374 --> 00:03:30,970 So... so you flew it back here in time. 72 00:03:30,996 --> 00:03:33,597 - I swear I didn't fly it. - Well, these things don't just 73 00:03:33,623 --> 00:03:36,791 fly themselves, do they? They ought to be illegal. 74 00:03:36,817 --> 00:03:39,485 I better not find out it was your drone! 75 00:03:50,194 --> 00:03:51,407 Butters? 76 00:03:51,433 --> 00:03:54,202 Oh. Hey, dad. 77 00:03:54,695 --> 00:03:58,031 Butters, did you hear the drone making any sounds in the garage? 78 00:03:58,057 --> 00:04:00,813 Uh, oh, no, dad. I've just been sleeping. 79 00:04:00,839 --> 00:04:03,178 Why do you ask? 80 00:04:03,204 --> 00:04:06,085 Nothing, son. It's nothing. Get back to sleep, pal. 81 00:04:06,111 --> 00:04:08,379 - Love you. - Love you, too, dad. 82 00:04:13,296 --> 00:04:16,187 All right, all right. Shh. Kenny. Here comes Stan and Kyle. 83 00:04:16,213 --> 00:04:17,933 Remember... not a word about this to anyone. 84 00:04:17,959 --> 00:04:19,916 - Mrph rmhmhm rm. - Not a word, Kenny. 85 00:04:19,942 --> 00:04:21,864 - Mrph rm! - Seriously, it's like there's 86 00:04:21,890 --> 00:04:23,396 no real thing to grab onto, you know? 87 00:04:23,422 --> 00:04:25,207 Yeah, I don't even know if I'm gonna watch it anymore. 88 00:04:25,233 --> 00:04:26,030 I know. 89 00:04:26,155 --> 00:04:27,366 Hey, guys. 90 00:04:27,392 --> 00:04:28,769 'Sup? 91 00:04:29,223 --> 00:04:30,904 Ehh... 92 00:04:34,131 --> 00:04:36,479 You guys want to see Craig's mom's bush? 93 00:04:36,505 --> 00:04:37,974 - Mrph rmhmhm rm! - What?! 94 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:40,409 Somebody, I guess, was spying on Craig's mom, and they got 95 00:04:40,435 --> 00:04:41,935 pictures of her bush, and it's like... it's like a yeti. 96 00:04:41,961 --> 00:04:43,578 - You guys want to check it out? - Rm! 97 00:04:43,604 --> 00:04:45,658 That's horrible. If that's true, I don't want to 98 00:04:45,684 --> 00:04:47,110 - see it. - You don't want to see Craig's 99 00:04:47,136 --> 00:04:48,856 - mom's bush? - Not if somebody took pictures 100 00:04:48,882 --> 00:04:51,083 - without her knowing. - Let me see. 101 00:04:51,109 --> 00:04:54,895 Locked and loaded. Full metal bush, bro. 102 00:04:54,921 --> 00:04:56,831 How did you get that on your phone? 103 00:04:56,857 --> 00:05:01,083 Oh, um... uh... Kenny? Um... it's on the Internet. 104 00:05:01,109 --> 00:05:02,429 Yeah, I just downloaded it off the Internet. 105 00:05:02,455 --> 00:05:03,722 Nobody knows who took it, huh, Kenny? 106 00:05:03,748 --> 00:05:05,843 - Mrph rm. - That's terrible. 107 00:05:05,869 --> 00:05:07,915 I know, right? Now everyone's gonna see it. 108 00:05:10,421 --> 00:05:12,162 Hey, Craig. Have you checked out the 109 00:05:12,188 --> 00:05:14,390 Internet lately? 110 00:05:14,416 --> 00:05:16,827 - What are you talking about? - Oh, nothing. 111 00:05:16,853 --> 00:05:20,241 It's just that you might want to invest in some hedge clippers. 112 00:05:20,267 --> 00:05:23,302 For what? 113 00:05:23,328 --> 00:05:25,963 Oh, nothing. You just might want to... hire 114 00:05:25,989 --> 00:05:28,195 Tarzan to do some landscaping work for your mom. 115 00:05:28,221 --> 00:05:32,141 What the heck are you doing?! 116 00:05:32,167 --> 00:05:33,755 Whoa, Butters. Chillax, bro. 117 00:05:33,781 --> 00:05:35,662 Why did you put Craig's mom's bush on the Internet?! 118 00:05:35,688 --> 00:05:36,971 - Butters... - You promised me we wouldn't 119 00:05:36,997 --> 00:05:38,030 - get into trouble! - Butters, Butters... 120 00:05:38,056 --> 00:05:39,762 Now everyone is gonna know what we were doing? 121 00:05:39,788 --> 00:05:42,848 Butters, I had to, okay? I had to put it on the Internet. 122 00:05:42,874 --> 00:05:45,009 - Why?! - Because Stan saw the video on 123 00:05:45,035 --> 00:05:47,867 my phone, all right? If the video is only on my phone, 124 00:05:47,893 --> 00:05:49,789 then clearly we did it. If we downloaded it off the 125 00:05:49,815 --> 00:05:51,432 Internet, then anyone could have done it. 126 00:05:51,458 --> 00:05:52,978 I should have never listened to you. 127 00:05:53,004 --> 00:05:54,610 I should have known this would get out of hand. 128 00:05:54,636 --> 00:05:56,917 Butters, don't start playing the blame game here, okay? 129 00:05:56,955 --> 00:05:59,156 You and Kenny are just as responsible, and the next time 130 00:05:59,191 --> 00:06:01,885 you want to shove me, just remember I'm covering your ass. 131 00:06:09,288 --> 00:06:10,406 Hi, everyone. 132 00:06:10,432 --> 00:06:13,537 For those of you I don't know as well, my name is Roger Donovan, 133 00:06:13,563 --> 00:06:16,465 and, uh... just like you, I'm pretty upset about what's going 134 00:06:16,491 --> 00:06:19,185 - on in our neighborhood. - How are these drones legal? 135 00:06:19,211 --> 00:06:21,492 My wife didn't deserve to be splayed all over the Internet 136 00:06:21,518 --> 00:06:23,719 - like that. - Yes, well, luckily, nobody's 137 00:06:23,745 --> 00:06:26,480 - watched the video, of course. - No. 138 00:06:26,506 --> 00:06:27,623 - That's right. - Nope. 139 00:06:27,649 --> 00:06:28,532 But the fact is that these 140 00:06:28,558 --> 00:06:30,845 drones are only getting more popular. 141 00:06:30,868 --> 00:06:34,222 I mean, anyone can get a drone off Amazon for 200 bucks and 142 00:06:34,248 --> 00:06:37,083 there's no laws and the whole thing is pretty damn hairy. 143 00:06:37,251 --> 00:06:41,087 Oh. Oh. God, I'm sorry, Laura. 144 00:06:41,222 --> 00:06:43,456 You know I meant the situation is pretty hairy, right? 145 00:06:43,591 --> 00:06:46,129 Nothing to do with you... personally. 146 00:06:46,155 --> 00:06:48,613 I mean, how would I even know? I didn't see it. 147 00:06:48,639 --> 00:06:51,271 Um... Look, we're all here because 148 00:06:51,297 --> 00:06:53,513 what happened to Laura could happen to any of us. 149 00:06:53,539 --> 00:06:55,829 There's nobody regulating these drones, and if we don't do 150 00:06:55,855 --> 00:06:58,296 something now, we're gonna be up to our navels with bush. 151 00:06:58,322 --> 00:07:00,272 Oh! Uh, up to our necks in trouble. 152 00:07:00,298 --> 00:07:01,921 Sorry. 153 00:07:03,123 --> 00:07:07,384 You know, it used to be called natural. Completely shaving bald down 154 00:07:07,410 --> 00:07:09,778 there used to be the weird thing. 155 00:07:09,811 --> 00:07:12,947 - It's okay, honey. Th... - But now, because I choose not 156 00:07:12,964 --> 00:07:16,133 to let society dictate how hairy my vagina should be... 157 00:07:16,159 --> 00:07:17,860 - Ew. - I'm labeled as some kind 158 00:07:17,886 --> 00:07:20,654 - of freakin' monster. - A-a-and that's the point. 159 00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:24,168 I mean, we all have things about ourselves that are embarrassing 160 00:07:24,194 --> 00:07:26,280 - that... that... - I'm not embarrassed about it! 161 00:07:26,306 --> 00:07:28,834 - It's natural! - It's a lot of natural. 162 00:07:28,860 --> 00:07:33,127 Look, look, why we're here is because it's gonna take all of 163 00:07:33,153 --> 00:07:36,962 us... a neighborhood watch... to make sure that our community 164 00:07:36,988 --> 00:07:39,623 - stays safe. - Yeah, but how can we keep 165 00:07:39,649 --> 00:07:41,775 that close a watch on the whole neighborhood? 166 00:07:41,801 --> 00:07:44,884 It's simple. 167 00:07:51,160 --> 00:07:53,448 Oh, yeah. This is gonna work great. 168 00:08:00,739 --> 00:08:02,615 Are you happy now? 169 00:08:03,393 --> 00:08:04,424 What? 170 00:08:04,450 --> 00:08:07,339 Is... is this... you think this is cool? 171 00:08:08,122 --> 00:08:09,706 What does that have to do with me? 172 00:08:09,732 --> 00:08:12,292 See, when you start invading people's privacy and thinking 173 00:08:12,318 --> 00:08:14,797 it's harmless to put up pictures of them they didn't want up, 174 00:08:14,823 --> 00:08:18,106 Kenny, you start a domino effect that eventually screws 175 00:08:18,132 --> 00:08:20,211 everything up for everybody. 176 00:08:20,237 --> 00:08:22,375 Kenny has no idea what you're talking about, dude. 177 00:08:22,401 --> 00:08:23,652 I was in the bathroom when 178 00:08:23,678 --> 00:08:24,795 you were talking to Butters, Cartman. 179 00:08:24,821 --> 00:08:26,121 - I know you... - You were what? 180 00:08:26,147 --> 00:08:27,710 - I was in the bathroom... - You were spying on me?! 181 00:08:27,736 --> 00:08:30,040 No. I was taking a crap, and I heard you guys talking. 182 00:08:30,066 --> 00:08:32,201 - But you didn't say anything? - That's spying, Kyle. 183 00:08:32,227 --> 00:08:34,260 - How is that spying?! - You were listening but we 184 00:08:34,286 --> 00:08:35,836 didn't know you were there. How is that not spying?! 185 00:08:35,862 --> 00:08:37,746 You're a dick! You're a spying dick, and now 186 00:08:37,772 --> 00:08:39,573 you want to lecture Kenny about spying?! 187 00:08:39,599 --> 00:08:41,864 you, hypocrite dick spy. 188 00:08:47,206 --> 00:08:48,773 Hello. Can I help you? 189 00:08:48,799 --> 00:08:52,777 - Yes. I'd like to return this drone. - You want to return it? 190 00:08:52,803 --> 00:08:55,504 Yes, I'm... I'm into the hobby anymore. 191 00:08:55,530 --> 00:08:58,202 The hobby of flying drones is new and exciting. 192 00:08:58,228 --> 00:09:01,446 - How can you not be into it? - Look, something's wrong with it. 193 00:09:01,472 --> 00:09:03,208 It does things. 194 00:09:03,234 --> 00:09:06,233 It... flies by itself. 195 00:09:07,449 --> 00:09:11,325 - Uh... no. Somebody has to control it. - You don't understand. 196 00:09:11,351 --> 00:09:14,286 It was in the garage and the battery was fully charged. 197 00:09:14,924 --> 00:09:18,011 Someone said they'd seen it flying around, so I checked. 198 00:09:18,208 --> 00:09:23,478 The battery was half empty. 199 00:09:23,981 --> 00:09:26,361 I'm sorry, but we don't do returns. 200 00:09:26,387 --> 00:09:28,922 Please, I just want another hobby to get enthused about. 201 00:09:28,948 --> 00:09:31,015 Sir, did you try looking at the SD card. 202 00:09:31,041 --> 00:09:33,781 All the video gets recorded to that, so you could probably 203 00:09:33,807 --> 00:09:36,642 - determine who flew it. - You think I didn't try that? 204 00:09:36,668 --> 00:09:39,203 I pulled out the SD card. 205 00:09:39,229 --> 00:09:43,094 It was all erased. Somehow, it erased everything. 206 00:09:43,911 --> 00:09:48,612 Uh, sir, did you consider that your son might have done that? 207 00:09:48,638 --> 00:09:50,574 No. It's impossible. 208 00:09:50,998 --> 00:09:54,133 He's not allowed to fly it without my supervision. 209 00:10:07,413 --> 00:10:10,231 Oh, for God's sakes! 210 00:10:12,545 --> 00:10:14,930 God damn it! Get the hell out of here! 211 00:10:14,956 --> 00:10:17,791 That does it! You people have to do something. 212 00:10:17,925 --> 00:10:20,927 You're the law, and these things need to be illegal. 213 00:10:21,062 --> 00:10:22,763 But they aren't illegal, Mr. Tucker. 214 00:10:22,897 --> 00:10:25,766 Our privacy was invaded, and now there are kids at school 215 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,672 making music videos with the footage of my wife. 216 00:10:27,698 --> 00:10:29,511 Have you seen what they're doing?! 217 00:10:29,537 --> 00:10:31,098 No, no. None of us watched the video. 218 00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:33,173 But if we did, we could handle it. 219 00:10:33,199 --> 00:10:35,200 We're police officers. We see sickening things like 220 00:10:35,226 --> 00:10:36,496 that every day. 221 00:10:36,962 --> 00:10:38,587 We understand the humiliation 222 00:10:38,613 --> 00:10:40,414 your wife has gone through, Mr. Tucker, but we don't... 223 00:10:40,548 --> 00:10:43,116 I haven't been "humiliated." I've been wronged. 224 00:10:43,142 --> 00:10:44,659 We are here to ask for your help. 225 00:10:44,685 --> 00:10:46,353 Now are you gonna help us or not? 226 00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:48,419 Well, that'd probably be best left to a professional 227 00:10:48,468 --> 00:10:51,433 - hair-removal company. - Or perhaps a forest ranger. 228 00:10:51,459 --> 00:10:54,461 Help us with the drones spying on us. 229 00:10:54,595 --> 00:10:58,298 All right, all right. We'll do everything we can. 230 00:11:03,401 --> 00:11:05,747 Are you out of your mind?! 231 00:11:05,780 --> 00:11:07,331 - What are you doing?! - Butters... 232 00:11:07,357 --> 00:11:10,287 Why would you turn Craig's mom's bush into a music video starring us?! 233 00:11:10,313 --> 00:11:11,156 Because, Butters... 234 00:11:11,182 --> 00:11:13,183 Why can't you leave it alone? Why can't you just stop?! 235 00:11:13,209 --> 00:11:16,763 Because, Butters, Kyle was spying on us, okay? 236 00:11:18,577 --> 00:11:21,403 Kyle was spying on us, and he knows that we put the video of 237 00:11:21,429 --> 00:11:24,131 Craig's mom on the Internet. He found out everything. 238 00:11:24,157 --> 00:11:25,691 That's why I had to make another video. 239 00:11:25,717 --> 00:11:27,585 - Why?! - Because when Kyle says he 240 00:11:27,611 --> 00:11:29,888 heard us say we made the video, we can say we were talking about 241 00:11:29,914 --> 00:11:32,127 this video. "Oh, thank you, Eric. 242 00:11:32,153 --> 00:11:34,969 That's pretty smart. I really owe you one." 243 00:11:34,995 --> 00:11:38,650 That poor lady. Her vagina is everywhere. 244 00:11:38,676 --> 00:11:39,835 Poor Craig. 245 00:11:39,865 --> 00:11:42,931 Butters, we live in a world where privacy is gone, okay? 246 00:11:42,957 --> 00:11:44,613 It's... it's just gone, bud. 247 00:11:44,639 --> 00:11:46,678 Your wiener, my balls... they're public domain. 248 00:11:46,704 --> 00:11:48,538 You can get on the Internet right now and look at that chick 249 00:11:48,564 --> 00:11:51,078 from "Hunger Games'" butt-hole. We can either all freak out 250 00:11:51,104 --> 00:11:53,438 about it, or we can just calm down because, honestly, I'm 251 00:11:53,464 --> 00:11:55,738 getting a little sick of covering your ass. 252 00:12:05,766 --> 00:12:08,590 Gerald's watching "Housewives of Atlanta." 253 00:12:08,616 --> 00:12:10,202 You're supposed to be keeping 254 00:12:10,228 --> 00:12:12,442 - watch on the neighborhood. - I am. 255 00:12:12,468 --> 00:12:14,034 Let's see what Nelson's doing. 256 00:12:30,296 --> 00:12:33,124 Oh, shit! 257 00:12:34,873 --> 00:12:37,354 Dude, neighborhood watch! I'm neighborhood watch! 258 00:12:39,719 --> 00:12:42,996 I've been shot! 259 00:12:44,586 --> 00:12:46,498 No! 260 00:12:46,524 --> 00:12:49,192 - No! - Shock and outrage all over 261 00:12:49,218 --> 00:12:52,687 the state tonight after an on-duty police drone chased and 262 00:12:52,713 --> 00:12:55,181 shot down an unarmed civilian drone. 263 00:12:55,207 --> 00:12:58,876 And worst of all, yes, the civilian drone was black. 264 00:12:58,902 --> 00:13:01,754 What gives them the right to shoot down our drones?! 265 00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:04,115 I wasn't doing anything wrong! 266 00:13:04,141 --> 00:13:06,675 This is a complete outrage to drone owners everywhere. 267 00:13:06,701 --> 00:13:10,487 It was about yea big. I mean, the hair on it was out 268 00:13:10,513 --> 00:13:12,715 to here, and then it had another trail of hair down from her 269 00:13:12,741 --> 00:13:16,748 belly button. I mean the... the drone. 270 00:13:16,774 --> 00:13:19,600 Yeah, that's what I saw. That... that's all I saw. 271 00:13:19,626 --> 00:13:21,946 While police claim they were only following standard 272 00:13:21,972 --> 00:13:25,083 protocol, the drone owners are banding together and holding a 273 00:13:25,109 --> 00:13:27,486 candlelight vigil. 274 00:13:40,648 --> 00:13:42,765 Please disperse. 275 00:13:42,791 --> 00:13:46,460 Candles on top of drones are a fire hazard. 276 00:13:46,486 --> 00:13:49,260 Return to your garages. 277 00:13:49,286 --> 00:13:52,765 What the hell are these police drones doing? We can't protest now? 278 00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:54,585 Just hover, honey. They can't do anything if we're 279 00:13:54,611 --> 00:13:57,501 just hovering. 280 00:13:59,118 --> 00:14:02,454 - Randy, we need to talk. - Okay. 281 00:14:02,806 --> 00:14:03,847 Inside. 282 00:14:04,457 --> 00:14:06,793 I've been going over it and over 283 00:14:06,819 --> 00:14:09,487 it in my head. I thought Butters and I were 284 00:14:09,513 --> 00:14:12,015 alone, but then I saw you on the news. 285 00:14:12,041 --> 00:14:14,943 Another drone-hobby enthusiast whose drone was blamed for 286 00:14:14,969 --> 00:14:17,937 something the enthusiast didn't recall doing. 287 00:14:17,963 --> 00:14:22,525 Randy, this is very important. Is it possible that you did 288 00:14:22,551 --> 00:14:25,645 something contrary to the proper code of conduct for drone-flying 289 00:14:25,671 --> 00:14:28,940 - enthusiasts? - No. I didn't. 290 00:14:31,345 --> 00:14:33,986 I thought it was just my drone. 291 00:14:34,012 --> 00:14:36,506 - But I think it might be all of them. - What might be? 292 00:14:36,532 --> 00:14:39,108 Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no 293 00:14:39,134 --> 00:14:41,212 matter how improbable, must be the truth. 294 00:14:41,238 --> 00:14:43,629 Our drone flew. The battery was drained. 295 00:14:43,655 --> 00:14:46,357 The SD card was erased. Butters was the only other 296 00:14:46,383 --> 00:14:48,684 person who had access to it. Butters can't use the drone 297 00:14:48,710 --> 00:14:52,846 without my supervision, so where does that leave us, Randy? 298 00:14:52,872 --> 00:14:55,607 - Drones are... spooky? - If they have minds of their 299 00:14:55,633 --> 00:15:00,482 own, they're more than spooky. I don't know about you, but I'm 300 00:15:00,508 --> 00:15:04,028 starting to feel pretty un-enthused about this hobby. 301 00:15:04,729 --> 00:15:07,392 The town of South Park has become a hotbed of tension with 302 00:15:07,418 --> 00:15:10,954 civilians lashing out at police. After police used excessive 303 00:15:10,980 --> 00:15:14,238 force at a peaceful protest, the town has now broken out into 304 00:15:14,264 --> 00:15:17,152 full-scale riots. 305 00:15:21,324 --> 00:15:24,243 As the people of South Park continue to protest, the South 306 00:15:24,269 --> 00:15:27,771 Park police are now ordering a mandatory reverse curfew. 307 00:15:27,797 --> 00:15:30,518 The Governor has asked for help from the national guard to bring 308 00:15:30,544 --> 00:15:32,475 order to the town. 309 00:15:49,729 --> 00:15:53,535 Tonight on an all-new "20/20," a town in crisis over 310 00:15:53,561 --> 00:15:56,896 the matter of privacy. Now, for the first time, we sit 311 00:15:56,922 --> 00:16:00,930 down and talk to the Mom behind the Bush. 312 00:16:00,956 --> 00:16:03,576 You've become sort of a poster child for privacy and 313 00:16:03,602 --> 00:16:05,851 - drone issues. - I don't think anyone wants to 314 00:16:05,877 --> 00:16:07,961 live in a world where police drones are monitoring 315 00:16:07,987 --> 00:16:10,522 neighborhood-watch drones. I mean, where does it stop? 316 00:16:10,548 --> 00:16:15,919 It just keeps going on and on, kind of like your... 317 00:16:15,945 --> 00:16:20,311 I mean, it just goes outside what most people would call 318 00:16:20,337 --> 00:16:21,653 acceptable. 319 00:16:22,421 --> 00:16:24,673 Have you ever seen pictures 320 00:16:24,699 --> 00:16:27,468 of naked women before 2005? It's not that weird. 321 00:16:27,497 --> 00:16:29,529 - It's okay, honey. - I didn't see the video. 322 00:16:29,555 --> 00:16:33,151 I don't believe in doing that, but, uh, I'm just saying that 323 00:16:33,177 --> 00:16:38,882 this situation in your town is... unwieldy? 324 00:16:41,923 --> 00:16:44,925 - Please do not adjust your televisions. - What is that? 325 00:16:44,951 --> 00:16:46,835 My name is Stephen Willis Stotch. 326 00:16:46,861 --> 00:16:51,261 The drone that took the video of Craig's mom was my drone. 327 00:16:51,287 --> 00:16:54,371 I didn't want to believe it, but they do things without us 328 00:16:54,397 --> 00:16:58,233 knowing. At this point, I have completely 329 00:16:58,259 --> 00:17:00,839 lost all enthusiasm for the hobby. 330 00:17:00,865 --> 00:17:03,233 All of you with drones, please listen to me. 331 00:17:03,259 --> 00:17:06,161 Three days ago, my drone recorded a video that something 332 00:17:06,187 --> 00:17:09,656 uploaded to the Internet. We all were told to respectfully 333 00:17:09,682 --> 00:17:13,685 not watch the video. But on the page, it has over 334 00:17:13,711 --> 00:17:20,354 300 million views. So if none of us watched it, who did? 335 00:17:24,512 --> 00:17:29,139 We have to find a way to get rid of them before they get rid of us. 336 00:17:33,027 --> 00:17:37,235 Oh, hey, Butters. 'Sup? 337 00:17:37,261 --> 00:17:41,190 Do you remember when I showed you the video of the little bird eggs? 338 00:17:41,216 --> 00:17:44,102 That's the last time I felt happy. 339 00:17:44,374 --> 00:17:47,169 Dude, what's the matter? 340 00:17:47,195 --> 00:17:49,446 I have to tell the truth. I want you and Kenny to come 341 00:17:49,472 --> 00:17:51,857 with me and tell Craig's mom we're sorry and that we'll... 342 00:17:51,883 --> 00:17:54,051 Okay, okay, okay. Come inside. There's drones out here. 343 00:17:54,077 --> 00:17:56,745 I don't want any more discussions, Eric. 344 00:17:56,771 --> 00:17:57,913 I don't want any more excuses. 345 00:17:57,939 --> 00:17:59,500 - Butters... - I just want to end this... 346 00:17:59,526 --> 00:18:00,806 - Okay. - So we can take our 347 00:18:00,832 --> 00:18:01,928 - punishment and be done with it. - Okay, Butters. Butters... 348 00:18:01,954 --> 00:18:03,874 I don't want all these drones everywhere. Nobody does! 349 00:18:03,900 --> 00:18:04,649 Butters! 350 00:18:04,675 --> 00:18:06,476 All right, all right, Butters. Fine. 351 00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:09,520 I have a way that we can get rid of all the drones. 352 00:18:11,013 --> 00:18:13,194 - You do? - Yes. 353 00:18:13,220 --> 00:18:14,721 Everyone's sick of it. It's just that everyone's 354 00:18:14,747 --> 00:18:16,215 waiting for everyone else to stop. 355 00:18:16,241 --> 00:18:17,408 We can put an end to it all tonight. 356 00:18:17,434 --> 00:18:19,168 - We're just gonna need one thing. - What? 357 00:18:19,194 --> 00:18:21,942 - Your dad's drone. - No! There is no way we're 358 00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:22,952 - gonna... - Butters, Butters, Butters! 359 00:18:22,978 --> 00:18:25,407 Jennifer Lawrence's butt-hole didn't take a picture of itself. 360 00:18:25,433 --> 00:18:28,202 It started with her, right? Just like this started with you 361 00:18:28,228 --> 00:18:30,963 spying on birds. Now, I'm willing to bail you out 362 00:18:30,989 --> 00:18:34,258 of all this, but I swear it's the last time, okay?! 363 00:18:34,779 --> 00:18:36,371 Okay. 364 00:18:46,189 --> 00:18:49,271 Time to end this hobby once and for all. 365 00:18:53,935 --> 00:18:56,276 No. No! 366 00:18:58,382 --> 00:19:00,382 All right. We've got power. Prepare for takeoff. 367 00:19:00,408 --> 00:19:02,142 If this doesn't work, we are dead. 368 00:19:02,168 --> 00:19:04,136 It'll work, Butters. If there's one thing we've 369 00:19:04,162 --> 00:19:06,995 learned, it's that drones can't resist Craig's mom. 370 00:20:15,903 --> 00:20:20,003 We are here tonight to pay tribute to a woman who overcame 371 00:20:20,029 --> 00:20:24,199 humiliation, who rose above the monsters invading her privacy 372 00:20:24,225 --> 00:20:27,360 and said, "No more." Just when it seemed that we were 373 00:20:27,386 --> 00:20:31,259 about to live in a world controlled by drones, she did 374 00:20:31,285 --> 00:20:35,458 something miraculous. And someday, our children's 375 00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:39,420 children will still be telling stories about how Craig's mom 376 00:20:39,446 --> 00:20:41,747 flew through the town and led all the drones away. 377 00:20:44,617 --> 00:20:47,242 Have you heard the tale of 378 00:20:47,268 --> 00:20:50,542 Craig's mom's bush and the night that it saved us from drones? 379 00:20:50,568 --> 00:20:53,803 Nobody knew the power it had, they just thought it was shaggy 380 00:20:53,829 --> 00:20:56,606 and gross Craig's mom lived a life of shame and despair, 381 00:20:56,632 --> 00:20:58,927 everyone feared her great, giant bush... 382 00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:01,113 - They didn't. - But then when drones were 383 00:21:01,139 --> 00:21:03,420 filling the sky, she unfurled her bush and she used it to fly. 384 00:21:03,446 --> 00:21:06,252 Craig's mom's bush, Craig's mom's bush, gargantuan thicket 385 00:21:06,278 --> 00:21:09,918 of madness bigger than earth and denser than gold, truly a 386 00:21:09,944 --> 00:21:12,712 magical bush to behold. 387 00:21:12,738 --> 00:21:15,773 Well, you see, Butters? Everything worked out. 388 00:21:15,799 --> 00:21:18,589 "Oh, thank you, Eric. I screwed up everything, but now 389 00:21:18,615 --> 00:21:20,981 everyone's happy. Thanks for covering my ass." 390 00:21:21,007 --> 00:21:22,842 Craig's mom doesn't seem very happy. 391 00:21:22,868 --> 00:21:25,036 All right. 392 00:21:25,062 --> 00:21:27,163 I have a way that we can make Craig's mom happy. 393 00:21:27,189 --> 00:21:28,990 No. No, no, no. I'm sorry. Thank you, Eric. 394 00:21:29,016 --> 00:21:31,312 I screwed up everything, but now everyone's happy. 395 00:21:31,338 --> 00:21:34,264 - Thanks for covering my ass. - You're welcome. 396 00:21:34,290 --> 00:21:40,802 And she flew and she flew away into the sun and then she died. 397 00:21:41,923 --> 00:21:45,611 sync and corrections by dreaMaker7 www.addic7ed.com 31161

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