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La Fabrique
www.sous-titres.eu
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Another morning…
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waiting for the run-down school bus
to take me to the run-down school.
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But I finally have the guts to do
what I should have done a long time ago.
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Nobody notices
what I have in my front pocket.
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A little surprise for them all.
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I prepared for this,
but still I wonder,
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will I have the guts
to go through with it?
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You’re damn right I will.
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– Are you OK, Cartman?
– I’m good! How are you, Kyle?
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They’re all gonna pay.
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Every day,
they’ve pushed me and pushed me,
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and if it happens again today,
it’s going to be the last time.
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We’ll find out today at recess,
won’t we?
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We’ll find out today at recess.
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– I’m not suspended no more!
– Good for you.
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– I think someone’s in there.
– Goddammit, no!
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– Who’s taking the shit?
– Occupied!
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I called dibs on stall one
for all recess, Craig!
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You can’t call dibs on a toilet.
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Son of a bitch!
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I cannot go another lunch break
without my toilet time!
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Then don’t eat 14 Eggo waffles
for lunch, fatass!
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That does it!
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I’m sick of this shit,
and I’m not taking it any longer!
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You all pushed me to this!
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– What do you think you’re doing?
– I’m going to the potty.
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This is the girls’ bathroom!
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I need to tell you something.
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I’m transginger.
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Noticed the bow?
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I’m exercising my right to identify
with the gender of my choice.
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Get out of my way.
I have to take a shit.
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Get out of here!
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Don’t give me more issues
than I already have.
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This is nice in here.
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The girls’ bathroom
is a lot cleaner than the boys’.
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– What the hell is that?
– Cartman is using our bathroom!
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I should have used
the girls’ bathroom a long time ago!
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I’m gonna tell on you!
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I can take a shit here.
I’m a dumb chick too.
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What makes you think it’s OK
to go inside the girls’ bathroom?
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Because I’m transginger.
That means I can use the girls’ shitter.
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You are not transgender.
You don’t even know what that means.
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It means society sees me as a boy,
but I’m really a girl.
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If you identify yourself as a girl,
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you must find yourself
attracted to boys.
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That’s actually not true.
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It doesn’t have anything to do
with the ginger I’m attracted to.
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Check the state bylaws.
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– Listen, Eric.
– Erica.
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Listen, Eric.
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You must know why we can’t have you
in the girls’ bathroom.
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You can’t make me go
to the bathroom with the cisgingers.
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With the what?
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Cisgender.
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It’s the politically correct name
for people who aren’t transgender.
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If you identify with the sex
you were born with, you’re cis.
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But then cisgender is just normal.
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Saying “normal” is extremely offensive
to people who aren’t in that group.
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Trust me.
You don’t want this hot potato.
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Just let him use the girls’ room.
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This isn’t a hurting, confused child.
This is Eric Cartman.
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Nobody else is gonna know that.
You better just give him what he wants.
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So Eric Cartman just has us
in some kind of bathroom checkmate?
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Actually…
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it’s more like a royal flush.
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Gerald Broflovski?
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Brandon Carlile, reporter,
Spin magazine.
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I was hoping you could help me
make sense of something.
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You had a very large party
in your backyard last Sunday, was it?
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My son and his friends threw a party
for a kid with diabetes.
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I also understand that Lorde
was the entertainment at that party.
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The kids were pretty excited.
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It’s just a little curious, you know?
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Why a hugely popular,
top-20 artist would play such a…
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well, no offense,
but such a humble venue.
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I don’t think I get your…
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We deal with a lot
of fake stories at Spin.
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We’re just wondering how the boys
got someone like Lorde to play.
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She’s the niece of someone’s co-worker
here in town or something.
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You wouldn’t know who?
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Does it really matter?
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Lorde is an incredibly talented
and down-to-earth young lady.
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It would be a shame if someone was…
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having fun at her expense.
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– Whose are these?
– I don’t know. Why?
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Why? Because there’s fishnet stockings
inside your jeans!
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In my jeans?
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– Do you have something to tell me?
– Yeah, I do.
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You’ve been in there for 20 minutes!
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Recess is almost over!
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There’s two more stalls in here.
Go ahead.
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– Not while you’re in here!
– You guys are so cisgender.
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Sorry I’m different,
but you can suck my clit and my balls.
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There are people actually struggling
with their gender identity…
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OK, you guys.
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You know what?
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That’s what!
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Suck my clit and balls.
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Erica, I believe we have a solution
to this little problem.
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I don’t have a problem.
The cisgenders have the problem.
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If it is agreeable to you, Erica,
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we are going to clear out
the janitor’s closet and remodel it…
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into a private bathroom just for you!
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Excuse me?
Are you talking about…
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my own special, executive bathroom?
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Would that be agreeable to you?
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– Oh, my God!
– That isn’t fair!
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– Wendy, just go with it.
– Just go with it!
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Cisginger bitch!
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Of course, being forced
into my isolated bathroom
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will be traumatic for me.
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I might have to approve certain aspects
of this solitary location.
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I’m thinking a water feature here,
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get the sound of running water
and zen it out.
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– Why not on this side?
– On that side?
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You’ve already got AC over here,
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and that leaves this open for some nice,
big piece of art on this wall.
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I like that.
That’s gonna look nice.
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Yeah, listen.
I don’t know if I can keep doing this.
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My wife is starting
to suspect something.
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I had to tell her
I just like the way fishnets feel!
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I know your wife means a lot to you,
but you can’t leave us hanging.
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You’ve got the purest shit out there,
and it’s worth a lot to us.
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You think you’ll get a good product
when I can’t even think?
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How many times have you said,
“I’ve lost it,”
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and everything turned out to be OK?
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Every time?
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Every time.
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Come on.
Get back to work and see.
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If you get panicked again, call me.
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Yeah, I will.
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– You wanted to see me?
– Sit down, Ron.
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What do you know
about one of our artists, Lorde?
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17-year-old girl from New Zealand.
Great songwriter, humble.
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Wrong.
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She’s a 45-year-old man
living in Colorado.
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He writes the songs,
sends us the demos.
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We futz them, sell him as a brooding
17-year-old girl way ahead of her time.
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Nobody knows the difference.
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Holy shit.
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He makes good stuff.
Stuff that sells.
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But he’s getting itchy feet.
I want you to keep an eye on him.
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And if anyone around him
gets close to finding out the truth…
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you know what to do.
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I am Lorde
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I am…
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I am Lorde
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Thought you were
at the grocery store.
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I was.
Can you help me unload the car?
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“Help me unload the car.”
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Help me unload the car
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Unload…
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Sorry. Coming.
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– What is that?
– Cartman’s new transgender bathroom.
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He’s a girl now?
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He’s not a woman. He’s not a man.
He’s something you can’t understand.
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But he would die for me.
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It’s all ready?
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Move aside, everybody.
I gotta go.
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This is gonna be so awesome.
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Lock. Privacy.
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This is gonna feel so good.
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Perfect.
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You’re gonna take it.
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You’re all alone now, toilet.
Nobody can hear you scream.
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You’re gonna open wide.
You’re gonna take your punishment!
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That’s right!
Get ready!
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This is so awesome, you guys!
It’s just like at home.
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Peter Nelson?
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Brandon Carlile, reporter,
Spin magazine.
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I understand you work
at the US Geological Survey?
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Yeah, that’s right.
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I also understand
that you’re the uncle
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of the amazing
and talented songwriter Lorde?
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All right, look.
I’m not her uncle.
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I just work with her, OK?
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Work with her?
How?
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I like Lorde.
She’s really nice and really talented.
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But she lives a double life.
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– How’s that?
– Lorde isn’t just a singer.
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She’s also a very talented scientist
specialized in fluvial geomorphology.
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A what?
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She showed up one day at the office,
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started filling in for a guy
who started working part-time.
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She’s a good geologist.
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Even after her music career took off,
she still shows up
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usually right after lunch.
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Heard you’re transgender.
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You know what Hillary says.
You can suck my Clinton balls!
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I’m not even gonna get it done.
He gives us too much homework…
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Hey, guys.
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How’s it hanging?
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– Wait, is that…
– Holy Moly!
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What the fuck, dude?
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– Do you mind? This is occupied!
– It’s cool. I’ll wait.
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Dude, this is my fucking bathroom!
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I want her suspended
and charged for sexual harassment!
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I spoke with Wendyl this morning,
and she’s not comfortable…
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“Wendyl”?
Fucking “Wendyl”?
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Grow up!
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You’ll just have to share.
Why can’t you understand that?
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Because I don’t want a chick
watching me go poo!
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Aren’t you a chick?
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I identify as a chick,
but I’m still a boy!
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I can’t share a bathroom with a girl
that identifies herself as a dude!
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That is my waterfall,
and those are my Christmas lights!
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You need to put
a tighter leash on your dog!
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Do you know your girlfriend’s
telling everyone that you’re gay?
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She’s got the whole school
believing she’s attracted to girls!
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So what does that make you?
A girl!
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Stan’s a girl!
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You better curb your dog
before people start ripping on you!
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That’s enough time on your phone.
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Leave me alone!
Stop nagging me all the time!
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You know we’re all cutting down
on phone time.
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Don’t limit me!
You don’t even understand me!
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I don’t understand you at all.
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Lot you know.
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Hey, Dad.
I need to talk to you.
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Really?
About what?
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Is it possible
to be one way on the outside
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but totally different on the inside?
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Can someone identify as one sex
but be something else
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but still have it
be nothing about sex?
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I am Lorde.
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It started off so simple.
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There’s a guy at work, Hansen.
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He would use the bathroom
and just blow the thing up, you know?
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Not only that,
but he was in there all the time!
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I finally got fed up.
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I pretended to be a woman.
I called myself Lorde.
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Have you ever been
in a women’s bathroom?
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It’s all clean,
and there’s enough stalls for everyone.
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It was so freeing.
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I started singing while I was in there,
and I started writing things down.
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But you said you knew
a guy at work who is Lorde’s uncle.
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That’s my cover.
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The chick that wrote the theme song
to the new Hunger Games movie is you?
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The record company messed it all up.
It was supposed to go…
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Hunger Games, ya ya ya
Ya ya ya, Hunger Games
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But they just do
what they want with my songs.
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Wait, Lorde sounds like a girl.
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Auto-Tune.
You want to see how I do it?
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I come up with all my best stuff
in the bathroom at work.
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I use this program to import
the recordings I make on my phone.
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Feeling good on a Wednesday
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Sparkling thoughts
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Give me the hope to go on
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What I need now
is a little bit of shelter
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Lorde’s music
is actually really good.
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But it gets even better
when I add the drum loops.
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Then with the computer,
I can actually quantize everything.
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Some backup instruments.
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And finally, I use the Auto-Tune.
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Sparkling thoughts
Feeling good on a Wednesday
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Giving me the hope
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To go on
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What I need
is a little bit of shelter
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Everything OK, Stan?
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I don’t know where I belong.
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Just hold it.
That’s what I do now.
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What the fuck?
God fucking dammit!
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Why don’t we just have everyone
use the transginger bathroom?
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Stanley, do you have a reason
for not using the boys’ bathroom?
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I just…
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Two people close to me are having
gender identity issues and I’m confused.
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He’s cisginger!
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He’s so cis he wears
a jockstrap to bed at night!
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You wanted to see me?
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Please have a seat.
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– Hi, Carol.
– Lorde.
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We’re all big fans of your music,
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and we admire you
for staying and working here
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even after
your music career took off.
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My music and fluvial geomorphology
are intertwined.
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Amazing, yeah.
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For some time now,
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the females at this office
have been pressuring me to…
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find your own space
to go to the bathroom.
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Everyone loves you,
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but we thought it would be great
if you had your very own…
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executive bathroom.
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I like the women’s bathroom.
I feel safe there.
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Being able to use that bathroom
is critical to my identity, to my music!
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My girls are big fans of your music,
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but the women here aren’t comfortable
sharing a bathroom with…
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With what?
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With what?
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You are watching
E! Entertainment News.
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That’s how low you’ve sunk.
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It’s been several days,
and still there’s no sign of Lorde.
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She went dark on Twitter after claiming
severe depression and stating,
295
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“I realize now
that I make people uncomfortable.
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00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:30,250
“I need to give this up
and go back to just being the old me.”
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Spin magazine is claiming
they know the reason for the sudden exit
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and will be releasing a tell-all article
about the troubled artist next week.
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Here he comes, everyone!
It’s the cisginger.
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Think you can harass transgingers
and use their bathroom?
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What’s the big idea harassing Erica?
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At this school, it doesn’t matter
if you’re trans or you’re cis!
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– Yeah!
– Sure!
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What we have a problem with
are cisgingers who are intolerant!
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We call them cissies!
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Stan’s a big ol’ fat cissy!
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Come on!
Lay off him, guys.
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– Are you a cissy too?
– No, just he is.
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You just gonna drink beer
alone all day?
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It’s OK.
It’s gluten-free.
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All right.
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Do you know why young people
like Lorde so much?
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It’s because
she’s something different.
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Kids have had pop music artists
flash tits and crotch in their face
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and most kids
are smart enough to be sick of it.
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Lorde represents
something in all of us:
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a truth that wants to be heard.
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If I could talk to Lorde right now,
you know what I’d tell her?
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I’d tell her not to let people
change who she is.
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I’d tell her that if people
are making fun of her,
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it’s because they’ve lost touch
with being human.
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I’d tell her to keep on doing
what she does.
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Because when someone’s not allowed
to express who they are inside,
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then we all lose.
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That’s what I would say to Lorde.
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Feeling good on a Wednesday
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The image of me that you see
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Is distorted, twisted,
broken, fractured
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Isolated
Miles out to sea
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I don’t want a separate place
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I need to feel safe
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Not thrown away
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And I will push
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To tear down the walls
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Of this box you put me in
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Because you don’t understand
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And so you push
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To find a label that fits me
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I’m feeling good on a Wednesday
340
00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:56,440
With sparkling thoughts
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Help me unload the car
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00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:05,660
And so I push
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00:20:05,780 --> 00:20:08,200
To close the door
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Of the stall you’ve made for me
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To keep me away
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00:20:13,330 --> 00:20:15,170
And now we push
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To stand together
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Because I am Lorde
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I am Lorde
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I am Lorde
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I am Lorde
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And so it is with great pride
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that I can announce
the student body has elected to get rid
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of the transgender bathroom,
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and give any fellow student the right
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to use the bathroom
they feel most comfortable in.
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I don’t want to use the girls’ bathroom
if anyone can use it!
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Anyone who has a problem
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sharing a bathroom
with people who might be transgender
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will have to use
the special designated bathroom
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designed to keep them away
from the normal people who don’t care.
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– Where are you going?
– To the bathroom.
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No, you don’t!
You gotta use the cissy bathroom!
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Go on, cissy!
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00:21:27,990 --> 00:21:29,320
This is pretty nice.
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Feeling good
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On a Monday
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Got my space,
all the freedom I need
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By myself
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