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La Fabrique
www.sous-titres.eu
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Boner Balls.
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Boner Forest.
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Dense Boner Forest.
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Pungent Crotch Sweat.
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Milky Crotch Ooze.
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Barking Vaginal Belch.
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Protruding Vaginal Boner.
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Dilapidated Titties, Inc.
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I like that.
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Rotten Booby Turds.
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Bloody Butt Cough.
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Angry Clit Spasm.
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Sorry.
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Whooping Fart Balls.
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Lubricated Titty Burgers.
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That’s taken too.
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Indifferent Rectal Semen Splooge.
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Sorry.
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That’s taken?
Come on!
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How are we supposed
to name our startup company
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if every name is already taken?
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I told you you just have to be
really original with your company name.
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There are a lot of startup companies
these days.
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Furry Balls Plopped
Menacingly on the Table, Inc.
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That’s available.
Congratulations!
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It doesn’t quite roll off the tongue.
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We won’t get any attention
with that name.
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This sucks!
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Aren’t you supposed to be in school?
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We don’t need school anymore.
We’re forming a startup company.
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A startup company?
A company that does what?
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– We don’t wanna do anything.
– That’s why we have a startup company.
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We’re sick of school.
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But all the good
startup company names are taken.
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There’s more to starting a company
than having a catchy name.
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No, there isn’t.
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You guys!
It’s awesome!
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Holy shit, you guys!
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You guys, I’ve got it.
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It’s the greatest company name ever!
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Tell us!
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Washington Redskins.
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Washington Redskins?
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It’s so sweet!
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I’m pretty sure that’s taken.
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Some dumb court thingy happened,
and the trademark got pulled.
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We can use it!
And the logo!
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Washington Redskins?
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– I like it.
– Me too.
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There’s already brand name awareness,
and it’s instantly recognizable.
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This doesn’t seem legal.
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You’re not hearing me.
The trademark has been pulled.
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We can do whatever we want!
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– You’re all right?
– Yeah, I just…
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I just thought our company name
would be more like original.
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It’s a strong name.
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It’s like aggressive and masculine,
like Boner Forest, but it was taken.
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But maybe we need a name
that’s more affirming.
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Like shows what we stand for.
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We don’t stand for anything.
Remember our company plan, guys.
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Start up, cash in,
sell out, bro down.
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I’m not sure this is the name
people will give money to.
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We already got a dollar!
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$1 pledged!
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I told you guys!
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Washing Redskins
totally gets people’s attention.
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– Another $2!
– No way!
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Sitting on our asses, here we come!
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Another new startup company
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is gaining a lot of attention
on the Internet.
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They’re a company
that does absolutely nothing.
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And they’re called
the Washington Redskins.
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The Redskins started as what appeared
to be some kind of adolescent prank.
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But almost overnight,
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it has become one of the most
heavily funded projects on Kickstarter.
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Why did you give $5
to the Washington Redskins Kickstarter?
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I don’t know…
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They don’t do anything.
That’s pretty sweet.
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I thought it was funny.
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By pledging just one or two dollars,
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you are helping us in our quest
to not have to do stuff.
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If you pledge $10 or more,
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you will receive this luxurious
company micro badge.
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It’s called crowdfunding,
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using the Internet to raise money
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without having
to pay back your investors.
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A tactic that some believe
is unfair and impersonal.
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Washington Redskins.
Go fuck yourself.
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Sure, we’d be happy to take your money.
Just go to our Kickstarter page.
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OK. Nice, idiot.
Fuck you. Bye-bye.
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– You are Eric Cartman?
– Yes, I know.
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My name is Dan Snyder.
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I’m the president and owner
of the Washington Redskins.
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Please take a seat.
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– Thank you, but I will stand.
– Nice, I like that.
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Young man, we ask that you please
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stop using the name Washington Redskins
for your organization.
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Stop?
But why?
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Because we are the Washington Redskins,
and we are a football team.
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You have no right
to use our name to get attention.
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The trademark got pulled.
I’m totally free to use the name.
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Butters, could you get that?
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Washington Redskins.
Go fuck yourself.
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Don’t you see when you call yourselves
the Washington Redskins,
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it’s offensive to us?
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How is it offensive?
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How is it offensive?
Jesus!
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We are a proud team, Mr. Cartman.
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We have no wish to be associated
with people who actively do nothing.
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Make us feel like a joke!
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Guys!
We have total respect for you.
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When we named our company
Washington Redskins,
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it was out of deep appreciation
for your team and your people.
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I know I can’t legally make you
stop using our name,
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but won’t you just do it
out of decency?
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Because I don’t want to.
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And we can’t just change our name,
’cause it’s like super hard.
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But, hey,
from one redskin to another,
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go fuck yourself.
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All around the world,
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people are saying they are inspired
by the Washington Redskins.
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The Internet startup company
has raised so much money on Kickstarter,
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that now more groups
are doing the same.
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More news
on the Washington Redskins tonight.
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Their defiant f-you attitude has caught
the attention of terrorist group ISIS.
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The terrorists say they admire
the Washington Redskins
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and want to follow
their business model.
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Let’s not forget,
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there’s a people here
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who are not happy
about the use of the name.
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The football Washington Redskins.
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But does anyone
really care about them?
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Dude, this is so cool!
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We only have six days to go
before our pledged money becomes liquid.
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Guys, we need to talk.
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I don’t think we wanna be
a company that ISIS looks up to.
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We should issue a statement
saying we don’t sanction it.
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No, you guys!
We started this company to do nothing.
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If we start doing stuff,
it’ll put it all at risk.
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People won’t support us
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if we dig in our heels
and don’t care about anything.
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Digging in our heels is what
the Washington Redskins are all about!
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Now, come on, guys!
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To be a successful business,
you have to be honest about yourself.
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Once you take a stand, you’re pretending
to be about more than money.
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Then all the sudden, your NFL players
get caught molesting little boys.
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That’s the Catholic Church.
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NFL, Catholic Church, same thing!
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OK, let’s use the Church.
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You take a moral stand on issues,
you say you’re about integrity,
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then your clergymen are getting caught
beating up their wives in an elevator.
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– That’s the NFL.
– It’s the same thing!
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The point is if we as an organization
claim to be about high morality,
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somebody will eventually get raped
or beaten in an elevator,
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and it’ll most likely be Butters.
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I really didn’t want
to have to do this, but…
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I’m not happy with the direction
this company is taking.
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What are you gonna do?
Go back to school?
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I’m not going back there, man!
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Maybe I’ll start my own company.
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You can’t call yourself
Washington Redskins!
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I don’t want to.
It’s a stupid name!
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I guess everything’s
out on the table now.
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I guess everything is.
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Do you think our name is stupid too?
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I don’t know.
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But I don’t know if my future
is with this company either.
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Well, then,
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I wish you both well
in your new venture. Goodbye.
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Hang on. Is this the company
where I don’t get raped?
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Here, right?
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I’m gonna stay in here.
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Is the League gonna sit by
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while my team and my players
are compared to ISIS?
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You have to do something,
commissioner Goodell.
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What are you going to do about this?
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I will get it right,
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and do whatever is necessary
to accomplish that.
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We will continue to identify
and add expertise to our team.
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That’s the most ridiculous
nothing answer I’ve ever heard.
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What are you gonna do now?
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Everyone will participate
in education sessions
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starting in the next month.
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This thing is broken!
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We can add…
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and we will do more…
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do more…
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Call the NFL owners on Skype.
This thing is broken again!
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And so I call
upon the help of all owners.
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You cannot let my people
be belittled like this.
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You don’t want
to be dealing with this stuff.
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Let the Goodell-Bot do it.
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This stupid thing isn’t working!
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I will get it right…
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That thing hasn’t worked right
since we bought it.
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My team is starting to lose hope.
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You have to use your influence
to make these people change their name.
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Did you tell them
we’re about honor and integrity?
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If the Goodell-Bot is broken,
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we must stay out of it
more than even usual.
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So I’m alone?
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What if they ridicule
the 49ers team next?
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Or make fun of Jerry Jones,
because his eyes are too far apart?
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My eyes aren’t too far apart!
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If we get them to change their logo,
will that make you happy?
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I guess we can live with that.
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Then it is decided.
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We will make them change their logo.
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Begin mass behind the scenes under
the table enforcement of our wishes now!
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Go!
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Thank God!
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Fuck you!
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Fuck you, out there!
Fuck you!
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Fuck you.
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Those words mean a great deal to us.
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They help us express
just how we as a company
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see things differently.
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There are many Kickstarter companies,
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but you’ll agree Washington Redskins
is the most exciting.
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As you know, the Redskins have been
on the forefront of Kickstarter
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as a company that is always finding
new and exciting ways
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to tell people to go fuck themselves.
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Our company is thrilled to show you
all our latest innovations.
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To begin with,
we have moved the couch
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from the left side of the office
to the right side.
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But we didn’t stop there.
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We also added a new rug
that goes better with our office drapes.
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And probably
the most exciting of all:
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we’ve actually updated the company
from the inside out.
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We received a lot of pressure
to change our Redskins logo.
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As a company, we want to be firm.
But we also want to be flexible.
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If we have to change our logo,
it should be in step with today’s times,
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but still define us
as the leading Kickstarter company.
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What we came up with
is the new company logo
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that I think you’ll all agree
is very exciting.
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When people hear the name Redskins,
they’ll think “titties and balls.”
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It’s a bold new way that we can say,
“we don’t fucking care.”
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Go, Redskins!
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It’s so awesome, dude.
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Our company already has 100 backers,
and we still have 14 days to go!
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You OK, bro?
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I just never saw myself
owning a company
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called Furry Balls Plopped
Menacingly on the Table.
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Give it time.
It’ll grow on you.
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Why don’t we just call it
Untitled Startup Company?
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00:13:05,530 --> 00:13:08,950
That sounds like we don’t have anything.
We’ve been through this already.
248
00:13:09,070 --> 00:13:10,120
I know that.
249
00:13:10,660 --> 00:13:14,000
But a good company should
never have seven words in its title.
250
00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:15,580
What do you mean?
251
00:13:15,710 --> 00:13:19,340
I just feel that somewhere out there,
there’s a perfect startup company name.
252
00:13:20,670 --> 00:13:22,510
And I need to be free to go find it.
253
00:13:26,970 --> 00:13:29,640
I don’t want Furry Balls
Plopped Menacingly on the Table
254
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to hold you back.
255
00:13:35,140 --> 00:13:36,810
Good luck with your company, dude.
256
00:13:38,310 --> 00:13:39,860
Good luck with yours.
257
00:13:47,110 --> 00:13:48,740
It’s just incredible, Harry.
258
00:13:48,990 --> 00:13:51,330
Everyone is using
Kickstarter for everything!
259
00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:54,450
And for every project funded,
we get 5%.
260
00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:58,330
We don’t even have to do anything,
and we just make money!
261
00:13:58,580 --> 00:14:00,840
Sitting on our asses, here we come.
262
00:14:59,890 --> 00:15:02,100
Good morning, guys!
263
00:15:02,270 --> 00:15:03,610
Happy deadline day!
264
00:15:03,730 --> 00:15:04,770
We made it.
265
00:15:04,900 --> 00:15:07,860
We can stop doing stuff
and see how much our company made in…
266
00:15:08,030 --> 00:15:10,320
4, 3, 2, 1…
267
00:15:10,490 --> 00:15:11,740
that’s the deadline!
268
00:15:12,700 --> 00:15:15,280
Oh, boy!
This is like Christmas morning!
269
00:15:16,580 --> 00:15:18,750
What the hell?
Can’t find the server?
270
00:15:18,910 --> 00:15:20,460
“Kickstarter.com”
271
00:15:22,330 --> 00:15:25,380
Where is Kickstarter?
Get it up on your phone, Butters.
272
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,130
I wanna know how much we’re worth!
273
00:15:27,250 --> 00:15:29,090
It’s not coming on my phone either.
274
00:15:29,210 --> 00:15:30,300
Holy Mother Mary!
275
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:34,010
Somebody raided Kickstarter
and burned the building to the ground!
276
00:15:34,140 --> 00:15:35,930
Somebody killed Kickstarter!
277
00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:38,470
Who the hell would burn
Kickstarter to the ground?
278
00:15:39,310 --> 00:15:40,770
Oh, my God!
279
00:15:40,890 --> 00:15:42,690
That weird little Jewy guy.
280
00:15:44,190 --> 00:15:45,190
Kyle!
281
00:15:50,030 --> 00:15:53,200
What the hell is wrong?
Can’t find the server?
282
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:54,780
Kickstarter…
283
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,660
You son of a bitch!
284
00:15:57,120 --> 00:16:00,450
– You broke Kickstarter!
– No, I just can’t get it to load.
285
00:16:00,580 --> 00:16:02,040
Nobody can.
It’s gone!
286
00:16:02,210 --> 00:16:05,080
You couldn’t take it that our company
was more successful than yours!
287
00:16:05,210 --> 00:16:06,840
My company was on Kickstarter too.
288
00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:08,920
– Why would I get rid of it?
– Somebody did!
289
00:16:09,050 --> 00:16:10,420
It doesn’t matter.
290
00:16:12,090 --> 00:16:14,130
There’s something
a lot more important here.
291
00:16:15,430 --> 00:16:18,640
You guys remember when we first decided
to start a company together?
292
00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:20,640
We all had a common goal.
293
00:16:20,890 --> 00:16:23,980
And we weren’t gonna let anything
stop us from getting to the bro down.
294
00:16:24,310 --> 00:16:26,940
But somewhere
between starting up and selling out…
295
00:16:27,190 --> 00:16:28,400
we lost our way.
296
00:16:28,980 --> 00:16:32,030
We can’t do this on our own.
We need each other.
297
00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:33,450
He’s right.
298
00:16:33,700 --> 00:16:36,070
– We should do a merger.
– A merger?
299
00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:38,700
It’s too late for that.
Kickstarter is gone!
300
00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:42,000
We don’t have a company.
We don’t have anything.
301
00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:43,080
Yes, we do.
302
00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:46,040
We have a sweet name.
303
00:16:50,340 --> 00:16:51,760
I was wrong.
304
00:16:52,170 --> 00:16:54,300
Washington Redskins
is the perfect name.
305
00:16:54,550 --> 00:16:57,340
I think maybe I was just jealous
that I didn’t come up with it.
306
00:16:59,850 --> 00:17:01,140
It is really sweet.
307
00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:03,770
We always said that all we needed
was a sweet name,
308
00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:05,690
and the rest would figure itself out.
309
00:17:05,810 --> 00:17:09,020
We can do it, fellas.
It will be like old times.
310
00:17:09,150 --> 00:17:10,650
What do you say, Cartman?
311
00:17:16,740 --> 00:17:18,870
Fuck you!
312
00:17:19,740 --> 00:17:21,370
Fuck you, everyone!
313
00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:23,830
Fuck you all, thanks.
314
00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:26,540
How do you stay relevant
in a volatile marketplace?
315
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:29,330
As you know,
our goal at Washington Redskins
316
00:17:29,460 --> 00:17:31,670
is to not do anything
and make money not doing it.
317
00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:35,220
When Kickstarter went down,
many saw their startup projects die.
318
00:17:35,340 --> 00:17:38,550
But here at Washington Redskins,
we saw opportunity.
319
00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:41,680
People still need a way to raise money
for their stupid startup projects,
320
00:17:41,810 --> 00:17:45,140
and with the Redskins,
you can now go fund yourself.
321
00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:49,730
And the idea is simple: you, the people,
go out and raise all your own money,
322
00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:51,900
and give the Washington Redskins 5%.
323
00:17:52,270 --> 00:17:55,280
You will literally be giving us money
for doing absolutely nothing.
324
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,950
It is the biggest fuck you
we have ever come up with.
325
00:17:58,070 --> 00:18:01,370
A new company direction
also means, of course,
326
00:18:01,620 --> 00:18:03,240
a new and improved logo.
327
00:18:08,330 --> 00:18:09,880
Go, Redskins!
328
00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:12,800
A beautify night in Arlington, Texas,
329
00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:16,380
as the Dallas Cowboys get set
to take on the Washington Redskins.
330
00:18:16,550 --> 00:18:19,130
That is, of course,
Washington Redskins the football team,
331
00:18:19,260 --> 00:18:22,220
not Washington Redskins
the audacious crowdfunding company.
332
00:18:22,350 --> 00:18:24,640
And if you ask me,
the Redskins are a scam.
333
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:27,980
– The crowdfunding company Redskins.
– That’s right.
334
00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:31,900
Now, you’ve got terrorist groups
using the Redskins to raise their money.
335
00:18:32,020 --> 00:18:33,940
I don’t like
what the Redskins are doing.
336
00:18:34,070 --> 00:18:36,400
– Those Redskins.
– Whatever.
337
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:40,450
It’s over.
338
00:18:40,570 --> 00:18:43,780
Our name has been reduced
to a stereotype and a joke.
339
00:18:44,660 --> 00:18:45,910
Let’s just go home.
340
00:18:47,410 --> 00:18:48,830
We cannot give up.
341
00:18:49,210 --> 00:18:51,000
We have been through
too much together.
342
00:18:51,290 --> 00:18:53,130
We have fought eagle and bear.
343
00:18:53,540 --> 00:18:55,590
The Eagles only beat us by 3 points!
344
00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:59,090
But I just feel stupid
wearing this know.
345
00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:01,010
Come on, guys.
346
00:19:02,140 --> 00:19:04,510
Where will we go?
What will we do?
347
00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:07,720
Don’t let them break you!
Don’t let them win!
348
00:19:13,940 --> 00:19:15,980
And the Cowboys
are still set to kick off,
349
00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:18,320
but there isn’t anyone
to kick off too.
350
00:19:18,860 --> 00:19:20,780
And Jerry Jones must be happy.
351
00:19:20,900 --> 00:19:23,780
This means a forfeit,
another win for the Cowboys.
352
00:19:23,950 --> 00:19:26,870
It appears a lone Redskin is making
his way out of the locker room.
353
00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:41,550
The Cowboys kick it off.
354
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:21,670
Just stay down!
For the love of God!
355
00:20:27,390 --> 00:20:28,810
Stop!
Make it stop!
356
00:20:28,930 --> 00:20:31,140
– Just stay down!
– Please, just make him stay down!
357
00:20:31,270 --> 00:20:33,230
Go, Redskins!
358
00:20:38,020 --> 00:20:39,980
Boy, this is the life, huh, guys?
359
00:20:40,230 --> 00:20:41,400
We finally did it.
360
00:20:41,530 --> 00:20:44,570
I might just sit here
until my ass fuses into the couch.
361
00:20:47,070 --> 00:20:48,410
What the hell is that?
362
00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:57,170
Change your name!
363
00:20:57,290 --> 00:20:59,630
It doesn’t belong in today’s society!
364
00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:02,550
– Change our name?
– You all thought our name was sweet!
365
00:21:02,710 --> 00:21:05,930
There’s nothing sweet
about a people who are decimated.
366
00:21:06,050 --> 00:21:09,050
A once proud nation
that finally lost hope,
367
00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:13,310
and left their leader to be massacred
by cowboys in a defiant last stand.
368
00:21:14,060 --> 00:21:15,060
When was this?
369
00:21:15,310 --> 00:21:16,520
Last night.
370
00:21:16,810 --> 00:21:19,230
Until you change your name,
we are asking
371
00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:22,150
all your subscribers to boycott you!
372
00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:23,280
That’s right.
373
00:21:23,820 --> 00:21:28,070
ISIS will no longer use
your company for its fundraising.
374
00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:30,530
Good for you, ISIS!
375
00:21:30,780 --> 00:21:32,410
What the hell do we do?
376
00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:36,750
I guess we gotta go back to school.
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