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Polynomials, trinomials. Mom, what even is all this?

Polynomials, that's your algebra.

I mean,

you might not use it, but it's your last class.

Study hard. Your grades matter to you.

I hate algebra.

Just keep at it, sweetie. You've got it.

I can't wait to be done with this.

Last semester.

Good morning.

Look at the mirror.

Super page.

not in the mood today.

Why don't you go over and have fun with your stepdaughter?

Okay.

What's wrong, Mom?

Well,

it sounds like your boss does

that every day.

Yeah, I've heard you say that.

He just always gets you so stressed and...

I don't know. I don't like seeing him like that, Mom.

Like he can't do anything himself.

He can't even figure out how to print a piece of paper.

Well, at least you're not at work anymore dealing with him and you're

That's true. It's always good to be home.

Right. Why don't you have Dad take some of that stress off you? I mean,

he'll make you feel better.

Not a bad idea.

Should I call him?

Sure.

Dad!

Dad!

Hey. Hey. What's up?

Mom was just telling me about the shittiest day she had at work, so I was

thinking maybe you could help her out and take some of that stress off her.

So what are you going to do about your job, Mom?

Are you going to get a new one?

I don't know. I really don't want to get a new one. I really love this company,

but I can't keep working for the shitty boss.

I say you just fuck it and get a new job.

Maybe I can say fuck it when you're out of the house, honey.

You're right, though. I'd be a lot happier in a new job.

Mm -hmm. Yeah, you would.

Mm -hmm. I should look.

I'll just start asking around.

If anything, no.

Anyone looking for a new secretary?

Yeah. I think I can find you something.

Yeah.

Your boss is such a dick.

Oh, my God. You're so stupid.

Sometimes I just take staples out of his stapler just to fuck with him.

It's like my little revenge.

I think you deserve something a lot worse than that.

I know.

He's such an asshole, but I don't really want to leave the company.

I like it.

Well, you're coming home stressed every day.

You're right. It's really exciting to take a toll on me, I guess.

Maybe I'll start asking around.

See if anyone knows me looking for a new secretary.

Maybe within the company.

Yeah, I mean, I could look around for you too.

I just can't keep working for this idiot.

He's so stupid.

Your boss is such a dick.

I really think I'm going to need a new job super quick.

Yeah, you definitely are.

I haven't worked on my resume in forever, so hopefully there's something

company.

I'm sure there is.

You're a really good worker, Mom.

Yeah.

Give it my all.

I think, um... I think a new job would be good for all of us.

Mm -hmm.

I'd like to see you not come home stressed.

That's true.

I try not to bring it home with me, but that's an asshole.

It's hard not to.

That's true.

Well, at least you don't mean bad to make you feel better when you're home.

Yeah, that was...

A really good idea to help you relax.

Thank you, sweetie.

Did you

finish

your homework from earlier?

Mom, I hate my algebra homework.

It looks like you're making really good progress though, sweetie.

I'm gonna get bored.

Just get it done and have it over with.

I love this show.

Me too.

Such a good one. I love watching it with you, sweetie.

I love it.

Isn't he so handsome?

He is pretty cute.

I'm not sure what he sees in her, though.

I know. She kind of sucks.

Yeah, totally.

He can do way better.

Guess what?

What's that?

I got a promotion.

What? Wow. Oh, my God.

Good job.

Congratulations. I got double the pay.

Oh, wow.

Oh, my God. I think we need to celebrate.

For sure.

Yeah.

This is so exciting.

Celebrate. Double pay.

Double pay. Double fun.

So

exciting.

All that extra money.

What kind of car am I going to get?

Yeah.

Get you a new sweet ride.

Oh, yeah.

Celebrate you finishing all that math.

Okay, now it's worth it.

We're so proud of you, honey.

Thanks.

Maybe we could all go on a vacation, too.

That would be nice.

Where would you want to go, sweetie?

I don't think we've been to Bali yet. No, we haven't. That sounds exciting.

So fun.

Yeah, so exotic.

I think we could get a new TV, too.

Maybe a bigger one.

That's a great idea.

We really need to remodel the kitchen. That would be so great.

Oh, my goodness.

It's got a new iron.

Mm -hmm. A whole new modern layout.

So cool.

Mm -hmm.

Can't wait.

Yeah.

So exciting.

What else did we get, sweetheart?

Hmm.

Hmm. Why don't we get a new couch?

True. Maybe something a little bigger?

Way bigger.

Yeah.

Something we can all put on together, right?

Yeah, exactly.

I wonder if we'd have enough to just remodel the whole place.

We just get a new place.

Oh my gosh. Yes.

That's such a great idea.

A new place.

That'd be pretty great.

And even a new bedroom set.

A new bedroom set?

Can I get a queen bed?

Get what you want.

Oh, my God.

You definitely deserve a queen bed, sweetie.

Maybe I can get a new car too, sweetie.

Yeah, I think we all can.

I've been putting in so much money for maintenance on the old ones.

Let's do it.

It would

be

so nice to drive a new car.

Oh, my gosh.

Nice and clean.

You look so good in a new car, mom.

I bet I'd look like a new woman.

New car, driving up to your new job. Oh, my gosh.

My boss's face.

I'm good with what I got. You guys get new cars.

You're so great to us, sweetie.

Do what I can for you guys. Yeah.

Take such good care of us.

You take good care of me.

Such a beautiful family.

Don't you have the best stepdad ever, sweetie?

I do. He's pretty great.

I wonder, what if I quit my job, sweetie?

You can quit your job. I think we're making up now.

Oh, my gosh.

Can I drop out of school?

No. Nice try.

You've got to draw the line somewhere.

Dang it.

So, can I get that

big white SUV I was looking at, Stevie?

I think we can get that now.

come true.

It's a new car.

So proud of daddy.

You should be.

You've been working so hard.

It's all for you guys. It's about time they recognize it.

Oh, my goodness, Mom. Me, too.

I want the leather seats, too.

You definitely deserve the leather seats. And a sunroof.

Oh, yeah.

That's a must.

I'm looking for a new house.

I really love this neighborhood.

I know.

We can stay in the neighborhood.

Yeah. I think the place down the street is for sale.

That'd be great.

That place is huge.

Yeah, my friends still live here.

That's true.

Can we fix the AC too, sweetie?

Yeah, we need AC.

It's about to get really hot when the summertime starts.

It's horrible.

Can't do anything.

Can you tell how much that excites me?

Pretty excited.

I haven't seen you this excited in a long time.

What size TV are you going to get?

What's the biggest they have?

Do you have a projector?

What about both?

You could do that.

You deserve the biggest, sweetie.

I think it looks so sweet in your room.

Would you get pink furniture too?

Why don't we do white furniture?

White furniture?

Oh yeah.

Why does she have to keep cleaning, sweetie?

I think that'd be funny.

Can I get a couch in my room, too?

I think your room will be big enough.

Oh, my gosh. I can't wait to have sleepovers with my friends. Yes.

Your friends are going to be so jealous.

Everyone's going to love my room when I take pictures and post it online.

It's going to be so hard to get them to leave.

Maybe I could charge them rent.

That's not a bad idea.

So, I can't?

Let's think about that one.

Well, what about a walk -in closet?

I think that's a great idea.

Oh, my gosh.

We both need a walk -in closet.

I want one of those ones, like, on TV, where they have, like, The island in the

middle of the closet?

Oh, my gosh, Mom.

What's that show?

I don't know, but it's really cool. All the famous people have the big closet.

Oh, my goodness. You should do that and definitely get a whole wall for your

purse and your shoes.

Mm -hmm.

And maybe, like, a huge mirror in the wall.

Oh, my goodness, Mom. What color is it you're going to do?

I don't know.

I still really like the neutral colors. You know me. I'm always been pretty

simple.

That's true.

Well, I'm pretty much the house.

But I would love pink in my closet.

Like mother, like daughter.

Plenty. Yes.

You should definitely do it, Mom.

I've never even had one of those fancy purses, too.

I can't even imagine a wall full of them.

Imagine it.

You're going to have to keep working really hard.

I'll keep working hard.

He'll take really good care of you, though.

That's what I do it for.

I wonder.

Maybe we could get a puppy.

A puppy.

Yeah, you always wanted one, but we were too busy moving around when we were

little. I can't believe it.

Puppy, oh my goodness.

I want a boy, though.

Yeah, what would you name him?

What would I name my puppy?

Chester.

I love that name.

Chester.

And you can put a little bow tie on him. Oh my god.

I want to adopt him though.

Okay.

That's fine.

Adopt. Don't shop.

That's true.

There are so many dogs that need love.

We'll bring little Chester home and show them all the love.

They're going to love our house. They're going to feel love.

And a big backyard.

We're finally like the perfect family.

So great.

Honey, you really did good this time.

Yeah, you did.

You know, I'm just thinking about that backyard and how hot it gets in the

summertime.

What about a pool, sweetie?

I think that house has a pool.

And a jacuzzi?

We can get one.

Parties. Oh, my goodness. I can't wait.

I can't believe it. A pool. And it's going to be so much fun.

Oh, yeah.

Pool parties.

We can invite the whole neighborhood.

Show off our big new house.

Celebrate your promotion with a party. A housewarming party.

I know.

We can celebrate your promotion with a big housewarming party. Let's do it.

I think that deserves a little session on your cock, baby.

Let me ride you.

the pool right.

If there's not a fire pit, we can put one in.

Yeah.

That's true.

Oh my gosh. Before that, we have to get this AC fixed.

Definitely.

Priority number one, sweetheart.

I can't take it any longer.

We're all going to have to walk around the house naked if we don't fix it soon.

Yeah, we are.

That would raise some eyebrows with the neighbors, right?

Especially since that house has so many windows.

Oh, my goodness.

I know. I don't know if they'd hate us or love us.

We might become really popular.

Maybe we can, like, get famous and it'll go viral. We can get more money.

Yeah, we could move to, like... Hollywood or something.

I'm getting my own place.

Yeah, baby. If you became famous, you would definitely deserve your own place.

And your dad and I would just go live in Bali.

I'm down for that.

Second thought.

No, sweetheart. You said you wanted your own place.

I think I just miss you guys so much.

We would miss you too, sweetheart. I can't even think about you leaving home.

That's a thought I don't want to have yet. No, you're here now.

We have to enjoy each other while we can.

Should Dad help have your arms, sweetie?

Dad bringing in the big butt.

Yes. Bringing home the bacon.

We're just ladies.

I'm so lucky to have you sweetie.

I'm lucky to have you.

I do have to thank him for all those nice things I'm going to get.

It's going to be so nice.

We're going to need a new one.

It's going to be big.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Room for all of us to spread out when we're having fun.

We should get one of those couches where it turns into a bed.

Like a futon?

Yeah. That's a great idea.

Friends can sleep on that too, sweetie.

Mm -hmm.

It's a cool movie night.

So fun.

Yeah.

I'm going to be so popular once we have a nice house.

I'm going to invite everyone over.

Sweetheart, you already are popular.

You're gorgeous.

The biggest house on the block.

I'll have to kick them out.

They're never going to want to leave. I don't blame them.

This show's almost over.

You want to watch the ending, don't you?

I know, me too.

Isn't this the season finale, Mom?

Yeah, we should really watch the ending.

Oh, it's going to get so good.

It is. Maybe we should... Dad should come on our faces before we...

Finish the finale.

Yes.

Come all over our faces, sweetie.

Show us how much you love us.

Such a good girl, finishing off your dad like that.

Thanks, Dad.

You're welcome.

Thanks, Dad.

Thanks, sweetie. Can you move so we can watch the finale?

Oh, I know. I know. You sit down.

We're getting a new sofa anyway. Don't worry about the mess.

She didn't deserve him.