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What are you doing?

No. Cool.

No, I'm kidding.

I got the tattoo that I was telling you about.

No, I'm not kidding. It looks really freaking good, though.

Yeah, come over and check it out.

Just leave.

No, my dad's out of town, remember? And my stepmom left a few hours ago, so

you're fine.

Hey, let me play that.

Yeah, let me play that.

Get in here.

Have a seat.

What in the world are you doing home so early?

There was a fire drill, and I was really bored.

I didn't want to stay at school.

A fire drill and bored?

You think those are reasons for coming home early?

I was just in the library, and we were doing, like, I was on study hall.

And so the fire drill went off, and I was just like...

You really are a handful. And you know what? I know I'm just your stepmom, but

am the authority here. And you know better. This is not okay.

I'm going to have to tell your father because if you're not going to take me

to... Mom, don't tell Dad. Please, please.

Please. Don't tell Dad.

How do I not? You can't be skipping school with reasons like I'm bored and

totally invaded my privacy here. That I have a serious problem with. It was an

accident. I didn't even know you were home.

Where else would I be? I'm always home.

But mom, you're not always home. What are you hiding behind your back?

Give me your arm.

Fuck.

Oh my God.

Haley, your father is going to kill you.

He's not going to find out for a while. Just wait. My birthday's coming up soon.

It's not going to be a big deal. I won't be here anymore. He's not going to find

out. It's half of your... It'll be a while.

Just don't tell him. Let me figure it out. Let me figure it out.

Figure it out?

You are going to be grounded for the rest of your life. No, I'm not.

Oh, yes, you are.

He can't keep me locked up in here.

Like, why do you think I'm leaving school?

Please don't. Just don't tell him. Just let me figure it out.

There's only one person who can keep him from grounding you for the rest of your

life about doing this. I know that. And you know who that is. I know.

Okay, can you please just give me a little bit more time for me to figure it

and tell him?

Time? Figure it out? You know your dad.

There's only one person who can work this out, and right now, I just don't

even... I mean... You have a tattoo.

I didn't get it until I married your dad. I did it because he loves it. This

totally... Why did you even do this?

Here, let me see. It's actually a really cool tattoo, okay? I met this guy, and

he's in this band, and he... All of his pictures online are with him with girls.

with tattoos and i just wanted to have you even met this boy yes not online i

mean like yeah well once but i really like him he's the singer and he's like

cool oh my god this beautiful little innocent face and body and

it's a really cool it's really cool you can't lie you know i love tattoos but

that's a cool one don't don't lie

But please, just let me figure it out with Dad.

I'm the one that's going to need to figure it out. And I don't know how in

world we're going to hide that. Even if I'm willing to help you out with this.

Are you going to help me? Can you, please?

Just for a little while.

I mean, just wait until I get out of the house. Like, it won't be long. My

birthday's in a few months.

Here's the deal.

Haley, you...

You blew off school. You went and got a tattoo. You're apparently now dating the

boy in the band.

I mean, these are all things.

And on top of it all, you interrupted a fabulous masturbation session.

I mean, I didn't even get to finish.

And then I get bombarded with all this information from, oh, my God, your

father's going to kill you. He's going to kill me if I protect you.

He's not going to be mad at you. It'll be okay. Just act like you didn't know

either. No.

Just act like you didn't know.

I know what to do. Trust me. I can handle it. I know it. I'm sorry for

in on you, though.

You can show me how sorry you are.

And I will not tell your father. And I'll soften the blow.

But you're going to need to do something for me.

What do you mean?

Well, it's really no big deal. And I mean, it's perfectly natural. But you

didn't let me finish. So if you want me to help you.

You can help me finish what you walked in on.

Are you serious right now?

I'm very serious.

I mean, come on. It's perfectly natural. You masturbate all the time, right?

I mean, yeah. Yeah, exactly. Of course you do. So, I mean, this is no

But, Mom, I've never been with a girl.

What?

I've never been with a girl.

Oh, well.

Walking around with tattoos like that, you've got to have a lot more

and that's through experience.

So today you're not going to be with a girl, but you are going to be with a

woman. I'm going to teach you everything you need to know so that you can walk

around with the confidence that having something like that would project.

Okay, I don't... Yes, just say okay.

Okay. Okay, Mom.

Okay, Mom.

Let's get things started, and seriously, you need to relax a little bit. You're

way too stressed out.

I just told you that I'm not going to tell your father.

And you promise you won't?

We'll see how good you do.

Oh, yes.

Don't worry.

I'll be gentle at first.

Let's get this off of you, too.

Aren't you feeling more comfortable?

Oh, that's okay. We'll get you there

Now

you're

getting more relaxed See this will be fun.

Not only are we gonna get off but you're not gonna get busted for the new tab

Get you out of these pants.

You're shaking.

No.

I mean, come on. Have I ever let you down before?

No. Are you going to tell anyone?

I'm not going to tell anybody. This will be our little secret.

That's better.

Did you like what you saw when you peeked through the door?

Would you have kept watching if I hadn't caught you?

Yeah.

I thought so.

Now

everything

I'm going to teach you today, You can use on your friends.

You can keep practicing.

Be the best lover. If you want to chase that boy in the band, there's only one

way to keep his attention, and that's to be sexually wild.

Got it?

Oh,

that's perfect. Put that butt

back up in the air.

That's okay. Come on.

Relax.

You're with your mom.

There's nothing to worry about.

Back up to me. There you go.

Yeah, let's put that pretty little cup there.

Don't be shy.

When you're with your lovers, you have to tell them what you like.

Understand? Yeah.

Oh,

that feels good.

Yeah, that feels good?

That feels good.

I love that.

Yeah.

jumping out.

We're going to take our time and enjoy every minute.

Good.

That's where I want to keep you.

And pay close attention to what I'm doing because it's exactly what I want

to do to me.

Okay.

I

love when

you're compliant like this.

Just like your dad.

Oh, Mom.

You ever tasted yourself?

No.

Open up.

Sweet, aren't you?

Yeah.

You're doing really good so far.

I'm impressed.

And now, turn around.

And I want your tongue right on my clit.

Just like I was just kissing you.

Okay. Are you going to tell me, like, kiss my pussy?

Yes, like that.

Don't be shy with that tongue.

You know what, Kelly, you're a little bit timid. I have a better idea for this

position. So how about you put your head right here.

There you go.

Open your legs.

Just like that's good. You're good. I got you.

Go down this way just a couple inches.

You'll see what I'm doing.

Play with that pussy.

Okay.

Look on your face, you're enjoying this.

Mommy's fusty taste good?

I'm going to stick that tongue out.

Show me those fingers. I want to see them closely wet.

Take them out and show me.

Put them back in.

Just pull on them.

Yeah, do it again.

Good girl.

Are you fingering yourself?

Uh -huh. Yeah, one finger or two?

One. Oh, put in another one.

Don't stop and keep playing with that pussy.

Is this how you normally masturbate?

Yeah. Do you cum?

Yeah. Do you have orgasms?

Most of the time.

Most of the time? It should be every time.

Show me exactly what you do.

And sexuality is one of those places we get to let our created juices flow.

So don't ever be shy.

You want to do something?

Do it.

You're getting so wet.

Oh, my God. This is tough to turn on.

Am I doing okay? You're doing great.

Your pussy is so wet. I can tell we're doing it right. Keep rubbing.

Which it was intended.

But this is about me.

You're supposed to make me forget that you are in big trouble and that I have

save your ass.

So how about you sit right there.

And I want you to play with my clit. You can stay right there. I want to look at

you.

I'm just rubbing my clit like that.

Remember what I said? Keep it wet. Spit on your hand.

Oh, good.

There we go.

Is this okay?

Oh, yeah, that's good.

Just like that.

Oh, yeah, just like that.

Don't stop. Keep that same motion.

Oh, yeah, don't you dare stop.

Remember, you owe me.

Oh, yeah.

I'm just getting so wet.

Yeah, keep going.

That's it.

Um, okay. Oh, you make mommy come.

Interrupting my private time.

So you're not going to tell dad, right?

A promise is a promise. You know you can trust your mom.

Don't worry about it.

I've got your father all figured out.

Thanks, Mom.

You're welcome.

Did you enjoy yourself?

Yeah. Good lesson?

Yeah, I think I learned quite a bit more than I thought I was going to.

I just want to make sure you have all the tools to walk through this life with

confidence. And this was a good start, don't you think?

Yeah, I think so, too.

Good girl.

Now how about you go check out your emails? Maybe that boy band guy has hit

up.

Don't leave them hanging.

Thanks, Mom.