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And every tune seems to sound just right.

It's absolutely the place to be.

Making wicky wacky down and wacky.

Come with me. All you woofy makers. All you wide awakers. Join me. Oh

boy, I've just found a spot.

You're going to like it a lot.

And it's far away.

Off in Honolulu where the hula hula greets you.

Hawaii is a place.

Get a smile on your face.

And I want to go where they shake their hips.

That's where the sailors all shake their hips.

You wouldn't blame me if you could be making wicky wacky down in Waikiki.

You get a piece of pure delight.

You're headed. really your heart is like your eyes are dancing with revelry

making wicky wacky down and wire kicking you never saw dresses of straw

You're insane.

You really are insane.

You're the one that's a fucking nut.

Now get up and go to work.

There's nothing to do now. There's nothing to do. Just leave me alone.

I will.

Okay, I'll get up. I'll get up.

You've been sleeping in that damn bed all day. You've been out with those dumb

cunts all night. And then you waste your time watching television.

Yeah. Get up.

I'm up.

All right, get in the shower.

Oops.

Give me a... Give me a token.

My girlfriend's coming over. Come on, you have to get dressed now.

Don't you want to get up and see my girlfriend? I don't.

Come on, darling, get up.

What am I going to do if I get up now?

Who's that pig on the phone?

Who? That filthy, filthy pig that you know.

Who's that? I don't know any pigs. You should do. You know the pig. I don't

any pigs.

You're the only one that knows pigs.

Where's my matches?

I have them on.

Okay.

What are you going to do today? What do I have to do?

You have to do something with me.

Beautiful.

What are you doing? Get it.

See, you do that.

What do you do that for?

I just have to tell you when to do my laundry, to iron my shirt, to ask you if

you did it.

Huh?

How can I... I can't yell at you even because... You are

really... Will you please... Will you please stop?

Please. Stop, please.

Without me asking just once.

I make you happy, don't I?

No.

What do I have to do to make you happy?

Look, if you want to make me happy,

do you really want to make me happy?

Do my laundry?

No.

Hey, you know the kid?

I have to take it to the doctor. You should really take it. I'm sick of going

doctors and looking like I'm sitting there with all those fucking women and

crazy radio ladies.

I'm sick of it. Sitting there looking at me.

Well, it's your job. No, it isn't my job. It's your job. Yes, it is.

No. You don't do anything else. My job is to make sure that I protect the

family. That's all.

Make sure nothing happens to you.

You never protected her. Sure, I would never let anything happen to you. Oh,

you're so full of shit. Yes, you are.

Really full of shit. I'm not full of shit.

Oh, shh.

Oh,

yeah.

Go.

Go around and get some fucking money, for Christ's sake. I get enough money.

And I don't need money for the house. I need money.

$200.

For what?

For my girlfriend's abortion.

$200? Yeah.

Why do I have to give you $200 for your girlfriend's abortion?

Because you have the money and I don't.

Why do you have to give it to her?

Because she has no one else to give it to her.

So, like, you know, I'm not limited to go down to 46th Street, you know.

So, like, you know, I call up two or three people and I make the money and I

just hand it over and I can't see these people no more.

I don't want to do that, you know. Go someplace else. What happens if the baby

gets sick? Go somewhere else and get it.

There's other places besides 42nd Street. You're just too spoiled, you

that? Yeah. Your mother teaches you to get it.

I know I can't, so when I'm out, you watch, right? When you're out, I'll

I can't hustle 25 hours a day. No, we have to do it at the same time. Oh.

make the neighbor watch the baby.

Only your mother can watch. She doesn't do anything else.

That's a good expression to say about me. You're a dumb cunt.

That's her number.

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

What'd you do with it?

I know all about your mother.

Oh, yeah? My mother knows all about you.

So, like, you know, you get the money, but, like, that's all you're going to

get, $200, and that's it. No, I need some more money.

Oh,

yeah? Yeah.

Well, it's very painful. I don't like that kind of work.

Are you going to do it?

Yeah.

When? Tonight.

Tonight? Tonight, tonight, tonight. Are you sure? Until your girlfriend leaves.

Until my girlfriend leaves?

Yes. Why not before?

Because I want to see her.

Well, what did you marry me for anyway?

Because you're a good friend.

Oh, thank you.

I think I'm going to wrap you up, honey.

You're getting pretty bad. Yes, I think I'm going to wrap you right up. No, no,

no.

Okay, she'll love it. Won't she?

You know. See, I got a package for you. Good things come in small packages.

Right? Right.

Wrap it up nice and pretty.

Okay.

Oh, it looks so great wrapped up. Oh, it looks so scrumptious.

Oh, you like it?

Yeah, it does. Doesn't it look pretty? Oh, it looks so beautiful with a little

bow on it.

A little bow? Gee, it does wonders.

Don't you like it?

No. You don't?

Isn't it beautiful?

It's beautiful.

I'll wait until my girlfriend sees it. She's going to go wild.

She's going to go insane.

Oh, isn't it the cutest little thing? Oh, it's marvelous.

Just look at that.

The only way for it to be.

Don't you like it? No, you're not going to get any.

Isn't this fantastic?

Did you ever do this before?

No, I've never.

sit and watch this pretty package no yeah maybe because like oh it looks so

do

you have that underwear

no well how am i supposed to make any money without clean underwear

But now go get... I want to see him.

What, I did?

No, you can't have any underwear.

You have to wear that. Go get me my underwear. So much prettier wrapped up.

You can have the underwear. I'll wash it for you.

Go wash it.

You look... You look better.

I know.

Let's put it on your head.

Thank you.

Hey, listen, you know I'm going to travel a lot.

Yeah? Yeah.

So, you know, I'd like to see you again.

Yeah, well, you know, that can be arranged.

You'll see me then.

Really busy.

Let's go behind the other room.

I'd really like to see you again, you know, really get together.

Wow.

Always walking around on the night.

Yeah,

yeah, yeah.

Hey, listen, I owe you some money.

Yeah.

All right.

You're very welcome.

And, uh, I'll see you again. All right.

Okay.

Yeah, see you later.

Yeah.

But,

uh,

why don't you check out and see it? Yeah.

Yeah, I'll wake her up.

Yeah. Okay?

And this way I can leave.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, that's cool.

Okay.

All right, so I'll be seeing you soon, all right? Right now.

Right. Thank you very much, man.

Okay.

Well, uh, nothing, actually. You're not doing anything now?

No.

Would you like a small job?

Two dollars?

Yeah.

Do you know anything about art?

I did a little modeling, I know. You did a little modeling? Yeah.

Oh. I've always met strength.

That's what I had in mind. When I walked past you, I just saw you standing

there.

Well, maybe we can do something about this.

Now, how much money did you think you were worth?

Well, you know, I like to make a hundred bucks because, like, you know, I really

need it. I have to make it anyway today somehow.

A hundred bucks?

You have to take all your clothes off for that, you know.

Oh, there's got to be a cab somewhere.

Shall we walk out?

Bet you'd like something to drink, would you?

Yes. All right.

Thank you.

All these things are a bit strange, you know, but you like them?

I like them.

You're saying you have done some of it before.

I can see that because you're not self -conscious. You take your clothes off

that's all.

You're quite used to that. That's a big barrier with some people. It takes hours

to get the clothes off.

But here in the art world, what the hell, it's got nothing to do with the

outside world. Nothing whatever.

It's in the world of imagination.

And some of the biggest people are athletes.

Boy, there are athletes who got there by running faster than anybody else in the

world, by vaulting, by high pole, by cross nose, all those things, and the

greatest of them was the Greeks.

But they are people, you see.

Now, I don't care who you think of, whether it's Michelangelo and the

the Sistine Chapel, it looks as if he's taken all his boys and stuck them up

there and left them there, you know, painting some of them.

Or whether you go to the Greeks, which reminds me of a...

Yeah. Well, he's a god holding a little kid in his

arm and dangling a bunch of grapes in.

A wonderful face.

Previously, the statues were made to look like your muscle boy covers and

marvelous figures and all this sort of business.

This statue suddenly appeared, and it was a person.

In fact, the Greeks invented a word entirely for that.

Sympathica. Sympathy.

Empathy. All these words, they come from the Greek statute.

I think he won about five things for his little town that he comes from. You

see, in the town, we give him a commander's honor.

And he's a very beautiful young man.

And somebody who had some money there had a wife in Athens.

The night before the last games, she made a date with him in one of the

and she gave him some dope, the love filter, because she thought it would

him horny. And he fell for him, hook, line, and sinker.

And he wrote some of the world's most marvelous essays, just like Shakespeare

did, too, about this guy.

Yeah, like Sidney, who was the best sculptor, was... But I'm talking about

you want to work for someone like Michelangelo. So I'm like, this is the

people he cares for.

So... Yeah, I break off, yeah.

You know, I just... I never really thought of it like that.

No, no.

Wait, let's get started anyways. Yeah, you know, yes Good to know that really

Take it easy. Don't worry. So long as that now you got the idea what the

the image you know Let's give you some pride in your job in your vocation

so Let's start with the Greek statue.

I don't know what but the Greek statue and

If I shot the discobolus, the discus thrower, the fellow who throws the disc.

You might do very well for that. You've got that sort of torso and sort of body.

So we can start with that.

Well, we'll try this discobolus thing, and I'll show you what you have to do.

Stand on the bed.

You have to be above my level. That's why you stand on my eye level, you see.

Now... You're going to throw this thing like a plate, like a down plate, in that

direction. So first of all, I'm going to throw it to that arm.

But now this back guard, try and get all the back muscles into this whoosh that

get down here.

Because that's what I want. That's the nice part of the body, down here.

All right, got that.

Now take your shirt and things off.

I think you better take everything off in one flash. You should have done that

before, really.

Um, so... Give them to me.

That's right. Yes, I was right.

How the hell do you get out of those things?

Just like two people.

You do that? Yeah.

right that's fine you don't have to move that that's a lucky charm you've got to

work on your muscles there and there which you can do by do the very thing

doing about discus throwing if you practice discus throwing or throwing

like that you will produce these these side muscles that come out and look very

good so all right throw this around so in

either direction i don't know how much

picture in the middle of their doing that. So forget all about it.

That got wrong.

That's fine. That's fine. That's fine.

What are you going to do with those pictures you've been taking?

I made large drawings from the pictures.

And the negatives, I'm going to do it. You can do what you like with them.

Five.

It's the same as the Mount Everest outside. You can sit down.

There's another movement.

Here you're standing. Now, here's another famous statue like that. Put

across there.

Bend forward. Get forward a little bit more. And pick some old famous statue.

Pick one right now.

Okay. Now, turn around sideways.

Put both feet up.

Now, bring your heels in as close underneath you as you can.

And keep your balance, lean forward.

Now rocks, see, there's another one.

Good. Another one. You may have seen them, put your arms around.

Oh, you caught it. Right.

Now kneel down on one knee and straight the other leg up right behind you.

Like that.

Now that is like a start of a race.

You begin like that, don't you? And then the thing comes, and you...

And what do you do when you begin to raise? You put your hands down first.

And you've got to hold that. Is that a strain on you? A little bit. Because I

might say to you, you've got to hold that 10 minutes. You're going to run.

And you're going to take off.

When I say relax, you can go down on your knees and take it off.

All right, relax. Go down on your knees.

Now.

Oh, if you could only stay like that for 35 minutes, I'd be spending positions

for a while. Okay.

Okay,

you got that one?

All right, so we'll move on to another one? It's all right?

Yeah. All right.

All right.

So, um, what should we do now?

Do another post?

Well, we'll do that other one I was doing, the runner, all right?

Don't do that all the time. Can you lie down?

No, we'll do the runner one, okay?

The runner?

Yeah, we'll do that one first.

We'll get it out of the way. All right, turn that again.

Okay. Good.

You can hold that field you want to give in and then drop it and then go back to

it, you see, because the whole picture, if I do a picture in this thing, would

take quite a while.

So... Life's like a... Alright, pick this thing up.

That's good. I like it even better.

For general development, swimming is the best.

I think, from my point of view.

It's the best... Nobody's ever, in my opinion, beaten Johnny Wasmore, who was

Olympic swimmer.

In a liberated person, the person makes himself whole. Body worship is the

whole, I think, the whole thing behind all art, all music, and all sex and all

love.

If you cut it out for any reason, you've deprived yourself of one great

chunk of life, just as the people who say they don't dig rock

and roll.

This is all vitally important, that whether you just look at it from a

view, making money, in other words, popularity and success, you want the

millions to take an interest in you, it's done the same way as making one

take an interest in you, that body worship is in the makeup of the human

all human beings, whether they're puritanicals or whatever they are, they

it. They all come to the theatre, they all come to the films, they all dig it,

and they all get what they call the sex kick, which is bullshit. There's no sex

in it. It's body worship, which becomes sex.

It's like if I pick up a violin and I can't play the damn thing, what hell use

is it? It might even be a Stradivarius. It wouldn't be any good. You've got to

have the music.

What are we having for dinner?

Yes, food.

That's the other thing. Food and sex go together. Body again.

It's a worship.

It's a dog.

After all, the Roman dead and the pagan dead, they gave a ritual to worship.

Now, does this question bother you?

Say you've got a lovely body and somebody else hasn't got a lovely body.

You can't worship yourself before you receive their offerings.

First thing, one doesn't know what to do about it.

Young fellas, our young friends here, boys and girls, they're all madly in

and they all have frightful problems, and it's always the same kind of

They can't get anywhere.

They don't seem to get any satisfaction.

And when they do have a good time, marriage is a sort of promise of

that never comes off.

And it's always a stream. The great question is, what are you going to do

it?

He literally turned himself into a mirror.

Am I talking to you on empty bed?

Oh, fuck.

Hey, what are you doing?

Oh, Christ, he hasn't locked himself out in the street without any clothes on,

has he?

Joe. Coming.

That's pretty good.

Good.

You know, I can't understand about the bloody age we live in.

They give expensive educations.

And don't give a hell if they give birth to no more.

Crossman. No book.

Nice day, isn't it? How long you guys been out here?

Eh, half an hour.

Somewhere around there.

Half hour?

Yeah.

No. What?

You meet anybody?

Make anything?

No.

It's a big park.

There's not many people around, you know.

Well, that's all, you know, I got home and said, that's all I want to do. You

know, like, I don't want to make that a scene, so I had to make up work. You got

to keep that mind working.

No, I work. Yeah, you bum.

Work. Work.

Shit. Nobody works.

Carson, you straight?

Ain't nobody straight.

What's straight? Shit is people straight. It's not a thing of being

being not straight. It's just, you just do whatever you have to do.

You know, it's not like tough.

Yeah, it's hard. It's hard to learn how to do that.

But once you've got that down pat, like, don't even worry about it no more

because, well, look, what do you consider yourself?

You know, do you consider yourself abnormal?

What other people think doesn't matter, you know. If you have to care about

what, you know, the straight people, what they're going to think, man, like,

then you're not in your bag.

Do you care? Do you really care? Yeah, I care. I mean...

I guess it's because I'm just starting out.

Well, it takes time.

Well, how long have you been, you know, really into it?

Well, just a couple of weeks, like I said.

Did you ever have that feeling?

You get into it because of... Why did you get into it, first of all? Why did

even start?

To make bread. I came to the city and... But, like, you can make... Wow, it's

for bread, man.

How much bread do you make a week?

If I wanted to go out every day and do it, I can make close to...

150, 175, 185.

If you want to do it every day, four times a day, you can make an awful lot

bread. I don't do it. I go home and the wife says, Hey, I went out today and I

met this artist, man.

He wanted me to stand there and do some poses. So I got a free dinner out of it.

I got my wife to come over, get a free dinner, get some food and stuff like

that. Doesn't your wife get upset about it?

Why should she get uptight, man? It's feeding her, isn't it?

Why should she care? She knows where I'm at, man.

She knows where I'm at. We have a kid already, man.

I mean,

it's just being small and not knowing what people are doing.

You don't have to follow everybody.

Do more or less what you want to do. And what you like to do is make the bread,

right? Yeah, right.

So the easiest way to do it is what you're doing here, looking for those

old men as they walk by, right?

How much do you get on one job?

Well, I got this, uh, well, you know, one job.

Most of your jobs are from $20 to $30, you know, most of them. But, like, you

can get one like I got today, right? Get one like that, where you make yourself

$100, right?

That's crazy.

Oh, well, everybody's a little crazy.

What about that guy over there? Do you think I could get a job with him?

See, now, look at him.

That's what I have to say. All right, people dress sporty, right? They wear

sports clothes. Like, you don't wear a dirty T -shirt.

Oh, well.

I mean, well, how much did you make today, man? Did you make... What was the

last... I'll show it to you sometime.

Like, you know, that thing... Wasn't that thing ugly?

What? Look at this one over here.

Wow. Right?

Won't that get you bread?

I know. See, but you don't worry about it. It's only going to suck your pita,

man, and stuff. And then, like, fuck that scene.

But how do you know it's got any bread? I mean, real bread.

It really doesn't look very rich to me.

Yeah.

Well, you just got to play it right.

You think about it. You went to school down there? Yeah.

And then you just got... Couldn't take it, huh?

No, no.

Well, I took it till I graduated. Did you graduate?

No.

Didn't you?

I got up to about the eighth grade, man. That's about it. Then they sent me off

to reform school.

Reform school? What?

I used to steal a car.

Fuck that shit. Can't follow that.

Yeah. But did you spend all your time in one school or what?

No, I was in high school and two schools.

Oh, you guys went to school? Yeah, in Wisconsin.

Wisconsin and Alabama?

Beautiful, beautiful.

Yeah, not so beautiful. I hate it.

And just maybe split home for a while.

And you say whatever you want to say to them and like you want to meet them and

heard a lot about you mister That's a whole bag. You do that whole scene.

but it's bad standing around Just all three of us. There's no good. You never

make no money that way really Mm -hmm Wow, would you you couldn't just take me

along someday?

Oh, yeah, I'll do that beautiful, you know, I'm a seriously Find a good street

corner is a good idea. You know if you find a good corner You know, because I

don't really know where to look, you know.

Well, actually, down by the 50s, that newsstand down there, man, about 3rd

Avenue, that's a good area. It's a good area to stand.

And 50 what?

I think around 50, 6th Street, 55th Street.

Right? Yeah.

But how will I know the newsstand?

Well, it's the only one there in the corner.

I know, but isn't there another newsstand?

Failing air? Yeah, pretty close. Isn't there like a drugstore nearby or

something like that?

Oh, there must be. Or a telephone booth that you could tell me about that I

know.

Gibby's or something like that.

I'll show it to you sometime.

You know, you best better stand where you were because you're bound to see

something. I've been standing there several hours and nothing happened.

I mean, this is really a bad part.

Well, they have these pictures down there, big poster pop pictures like

Oh, yeah. Yeah, down there is good. Good idea.

Catch you around then, okay? Yeah, I'll see you. Yeah, right, right.

Hello, David?

Hi.

Joe.

Look, you're going to be home for a while.

Yeah?

What'd you say I stop over later on?

Okay?

Right, yeah.

So I'll see you in about maybe 20 minutes.

If everything's all right.

Right.

Yeah. All right.

Right.

Right. Yeah.

Okay, then. Right. Bye -bye.

Bye. Bye.

It's all right.

She's going to be a big star.

Morocco was inspired by the Orient.

Here she is shown in chiffon negligee embroidered in silver.

I love to kiss your satin smooth face.

Too bad if dry skin causes you lines and wrinkles too soon.

Are you referring to me?

Jerkins, face cream.

Big stuff. He's big stuff, all right.

Eugene Pellett.

I work in a bomber factory.

I can't afford to slow up a single minute.

No matter what day of the month it is. So believe me, I need more carpet now

than I ever did.

That three out of four women voted modest, softer.

I got a box quick.

Does exercise make women muscular, Jerry?

Don't you believe it.

When is a tampon right for you?

Battle of the Bulge.

You know, they try and tell you that it's all exercise. These beauties are

starved to death.

I don't know.

They have diets.

Personality demands its daily duty.

You know, this magazine is falling apart.

I'm proud of my figure now.

Loses 17 pounds in six weeks.

I know she's cheap trash, but that's a good idea.

I like acting natural.

You should act natural the way Jane Frazee does.

She's an up -and -coming girl about town these days. Now, Terry, listen.

No wonder, as witness, the figure she cuts in a chiffon negligee. And Jane's

winning cheers for her acting in Moonlight Masquerade.

Mm -hmm.

She looks like a masquerade. I'm telling you, look.

The low down are high fashion.

She knows how Anne Jeffries... She knows... She knows how to lose weight.

I'll look at it later from bottom.

We're trying to educate you here.

Don't you want to learn to be glamorous?

Candy, candy.

Terry, that's a very petty trick, you know.

Trying to make the likes of me jealous.

I'm not trying to get you jealous.

I'm just trying to make you friendlier. You can agree?

Isn't she wretched?

She's totally... She'll come to a bad end.

I just like... It's a hot box in here. How would Lucy...

She's a prestige star.

I don't know.

She was a band leader and the girl most likely to succeed in 1942.

She looks like Olga San Juan.

I think it was Olga San Juan. Did you see her when she played Amber Levon?

Calling Amber Levon.

Did you see that? No.

Oh, look at the point.

You know, you can get so hung up with these women.

Oh,

she loves Anne Southern.

Mm.

Juke Girl, starring Ronald Reagan, Anne Sheridan, and Richard Wolff. Listen, do

you know, she made me stay up all night to watch her. The tale of two

hitchhikers who wander into the Florida tomato country and get mixed up. Anne

Sheridan. There's nothing like being dull by Jackie Curtis.

Where's that?

Wait, wait.

These pages have bi -war bonds on them.

Aren't you going to pay any attention to us?

Do you know any poems?

Starving for culture.

Joe.

What?

Oh,

it's a beautiful anchor.

Yeah, I'll stop.

Probably not.

How could you?

Right in front of us.

How could you not watch it? It's a reading magazine. That's the most

of all.

Don't you know the angels are watching you?

They're doing it too.

But they used to watch.

She didn't mind.

I didn't want to go to heaven anyway.

I have a frog in my throat.

Who's dog?

Oh, you've done it too.

What did you say?

Joan Crawford.

Never happened.

I said I don't mind her watching. She understands.

Is anybody going to call? Why, Joan Crawford is one of my favorite stars.

She'd only be good enough to pick up her glove.

I wish the phone would ring. I need some money.

Can't you make some phone calls?

I wish you knew. I'll tell you something, Jerry. It's so frustrating.

That's why I have this alpha naught notice this week.

I love horror things.

Don't you feel guilty, Joe?

You do feel guilty?

Why do you feel guilty?

Joe, we had so much fun.

We were stuck in this hotel in Chicago.

What was the name of it? The Carling Hotel, right, Joe?

The Carling.

How much did we owe there?

About $50 or $60, and we didn't have the money, so he threw the luggage out the

window.

And it was in that snowstorm.

The cat and all.

And then I had to run, climb a six -foot fence.

Remember, Joe?

Remember what you said before about what you did for Joe?

I slammed the door, and then I just slammed the door in your face and said,

be back.

Well, I never told you, but that night I got raped, and you wanted me to make

love to you right after I got raped, and you almost broke up with me because I

wouldn't. And his name was Mikey, and he said that he would ruin my face unless

I went with him, or he'd bang on the door and get you out, and he was much

bigger than you. So I said, okay, I'd go because I didn't want anything to

happen to you, and he dragged me to this filthy hotel.

And he made me do everything. And then he called up some other guy and made me

do something to him.

And the other guy was like really nice. And I said, please let me go.

And he wouldn't.

And they both like made me do everything to them. And he said, if I just did it

to him once, he'd let me go. And he lied. And after I did, he made me do it

again. And then I was just crying.

And then he finally drove me home.

And I said, I don't want him to drive me home. Just let me go.

And so he let me go.

And now when I dance.

Up the club, up the lake, you know, when I danced topless.

He was there. Do you know what it's like to dance topless in front of someone

who raped you?

And that was how I got him back.

Because, like, he didn't think I'd have the guts to dance in front of him. And I

just danced the best I could to say, this is what you didn't get. Because,

when he raped me, I was real stiff.

And I danced fantastic so that he knew if he would have, you know, got me to

him, he would have had it out of sight.

But because he took it, I was awful.

And that's how much I love you.

I wouldn't let them hurt you.

But it was fun.

What was fun?

Getting raped? Yeah.

At the time it wasn't, but now that I think about it, it was weird.

Now look at my hair.

I like it.

It's terrible.

I like it. Do you believe this hair comb cost $10?

$10.

But you can do it yourself.

Andre did it. Andre of Paris on Fifth Avenue.

Why don't you do it yourself? It's so easy. I'll kill that Queen Andre.

You just don't comment.

Well, I don't like a set look.

You know?

I don't like anything that looks too set. I like things a little... Winged.

And things that move. I think things that move are beautiful.

Yeah.

Like your bust.

It moves.

Because you don't wear a bra.

Do you have a bra?

Yeah. It still moves.

I want to be really big.

Oh, don't. You shouldn't. No, like now I'm in proportion, and I want to be a

little out of proportion.

Oh, don't.

Statues in Greece.

Yeah. When they, when they, all those beautiful statues, they don't have big

tits like a cow.

They're all willowy. Yes, but if one of those statues did, it would stand out.

Let me see what your bust looks like.

I want to get silicone shots because I know they're too little, especially for

dancing toddlers.

See,

they're too... But wouldn't you like them bigger? You like the bigger the

better. See,

I'm definitely doing it.

I called up this one doctor and he's on vacation.

And when he comes back, he has this stuff that isn't silicone.

It's some... Some kind of juice from a plant.

Because he said that silicone lumps up.

So that sounds pretty.

And I called up this other doctor and he's all out of silicone.

So it shows that everybody's getting it.

Because then I'll get all our customers.

Except for the... Why don't you develop your brain instead of your bust?

My brain can't be developed any more than it is. And I think I'm cute.

I don't want to change.

If I learn too much, I won't always be happy.

Because the more you learn, I think the more depressed you are.

I get silicone shots, so I'm going to the toilet. Joe doesn't have it.

Yes.

It should really be much harder because it doesn't hang like that. I know.

That's why I'm getting the shot.

Like that.

Joe, you don't seem like you like them like you used to. Are you turning gay or

something? No, I still like them. Just not as much.

Why? I'm used to them now. I guess that's why I want you to have the

treatments done.

Well, if you want it, you got it.

That's beautiful, man.

I'd like to see that.

Okay. Good.

You know, you're sweet. You really are. I try hard.

You got that tattoo.

That's his little gem. I cut it off. I'm 42 -ish.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

I saw that.

It was so innocent. I walked out in the middle.

I couldn't believe it.

I didn't understand. I can't, you know, when you don't listen to the sound, you

don't listen to the words. You don't understand.

It wasn't good sets to watch. I like watching sets.

Not only that, but there was nothing to... I mean,

there was a story, but... Joe, would you please read this letter? I can't see

anything without my glasses.

All right.

Yeah.

Dear Audrey, I'm blind from several things. Number one, my weekend in San

Francisco.

Uh... And... Was in Hawaii, so I figured no...

No scenes in L .A., believe.

Yes, clear a night flight to Fisco. Arrived after two shows and four hours

immediate.

Got some 8x10s of my face and 11x14s too. Not the one I wanted. There were

203 alike and when I met it,

when I sent it to be blown up to 11x14, I picked accidentally the

one with my hands on my cock.

There are so, there are so nearby, there are whatever

nearby. I think it's the best of 72 shots.

You'll see them on the first.

It's now the 21st, 11 days.

Appointments, parties.

I can't see.

It's awfully quiet in here.

saying goodbye.

I love him.

I don't either.

You don't like him?

No, I don't.

I don't remember that.

Listen, Tara, can I feel your, um, hoojigas?

Sure. Your itty -tuggers.

Itty -tuggers.

That's another quaint expression. Bring them up there. I never heard about that.

Oh, well, I know this girl that's...

Oh, you don't need silicone.

I do, and that's my little one. This is my bigger one. Oh, I see. They come in

size.

I put these cans for real when I bought them.

Are you sure you're right?

I don't know. This one feels really warm.

I know lots of things feel real that aren't real.

No, I can tell a fake plant from a real plant, I think.

Listen,

would you mind getting me some water?

I have to leave.

Alone. Now, what did you say this meant?

I mean, it's awfully pretty.

Yeah, but it's... Did you get this? Oh, it's satin.

I'm glad you could make it. Let me just put the blinds down.

Oh,

yeah? Do they pay anything?

$100?

Hey, man, I haven't seen you at the gym lately.

You haven't been around at all.

No.

Actually, I've been just, you know... You're not working out anymore?

No, just more or less working for money. I keep making that money. I have no

time to relax.

Because the gym really, you know, like, is very important, you know, if you're

going to stay in your line of duty because you've got to keep yourself

I mean, you get to a certain point in life and the body completely collapses.

There's no getting it back. I mean, this gut that I've got is getting... It's

embarrassing.

Ew.

Now you know now I have all this hit all these flab on the hips and out of

fatness I'm just noticing it's just all sudden coming along That's why I want to

get back to the gym and was relaxing because remember when I met you did Jim

was real tight and small and yeah, and hopefully you're so tight That's what

that was, you know That was really was most glamorous thing really in fact that

you needed so much help and everybody was like willing to help you Yeah, you

were really popular at the gym.

I must say the problem, you know, I You remember, I had this enormous

scar. You saw that? Yeah, yeah. That scar?

Yeah. All of that muscle, because that muscle was all destroyed there.

That was from Korea, too.

I got burned by a flamethrower.

The flames were licking out, and they were right up my arm.

And the hair all came back. Everything came back. It was nice.

It feels good, except that I can't really reach for anything, you know?

I've been having a difficult time like that.

I can't get a heart out of it.

I mean, we can talk about a lot of things.

I mean, I'm not like all the Johns that you usually deal with, right?

I don't put you in their bed, man. I don't classify you as that.

I just... I like you.

You really do.

But don't you feel like don't I enlighten you a lot?

I mean, with all this art object here, do you find that wherever you go?

No, I just find it here, you know, I mean...

It's just the whole thing is all very beautiful But you know

I will I don't ask you for anything, you know Unless you know I'm asking you

when I ask you for anything at all It says a friend, you know because I need

money today because I have a couple of things I have But right

money and John or anything like that.

I think of you as a friend and

Well, I mean the money I asked for is you know, like a loan or anything like

that, right?

I mean, I don't just want I just want you to Like me, you know, I mean, you're

not all pieces of shit Fuck is your slave?

They are. They really are. I don't like them.

They're terrible. They're disgusting.

Yeah, I mean, I really can't take them the Asking for money is like a

to them, you know a punishment to myself

Let me get that.

That's a nice one.

It's fine. It was always fine. I don't know.

Could you lend me some bread? In other words, you know, nothing to do with

whatever we may do, you know.

How much do you need?

Well, actually, you know, 30 hours, of course.

I mean, I don't really desperately need it, you know. It's just that right now I

need some bread, and I'm in a little financial difficulty.

You're all right. You son of a bitch. Last time you were over here, you took

for 50 bucks.

I know, but it's not because I... And you didn't even pay it back. You said

were going to pay it back. I wish you would just say to me. I wish you would

just say to me that you're not going to pay it back. No, I'm not even going to

say I'm going to pay it back because I know what I'm going to do. I'm going to

really pay this back.

No, I really mean it. I really do. I'm going to pay this back and I'm going to,

you know... I'm not going to do that if I say it and I don't do it or something

like that. Or sometimes I don't do it if I make a date that, you know, next week

I'll pay you back.

And, you know... Well, it really doesn't matter. You know that. I know.

It really doesn't.

Oh, wow.

Can you feel that?

Not too much.

That's all dead.

Is it? Mm -hmm.

It's all dead.

It's all grafted skin. When they grew back, it just didn't... It just didn't

have any feeling.

Wow.

You're terrible.

Oh.

I have a feeling that... I really think if you don't... Why don't you come and

live with me? I mean, you fuck around too much.

You're not going to be able to do this forever.

I'd love to go, you know, I just... I don't know if I'm ready for it, that

of... But Jerry wouldn't like that too much, actually, you know, it would upset

her, you know that.

I mean, who else does she have besides me?

I hate to say it to you, but she's so ugly, man.

She can afford to be upset.

Really, you get crazy into her, I mean...

We're not queer.

I know, but other people don't understand that. They really can't see

that.

Can you help me out?

Sure, I'll help you out. No, I don't need my pants.

I mean, you know, with money.

Oh, man, that's all you ever think about. No, it's not because... It's just

I, you know, I have to save it if I may need it for later.

You know, there's... I can't make...

You mean you got another, you got somebody in trouble? I'll have to find

somebody. I'll have to stand out in the corner. You're not kicking dope, are

you? Let me see. You know,

it's just that I need to bread.

No dope.

You weren't.

You were shooting it for a while. No, I wasn't. See, that's propaganda you hear.

They don't believe what you hear. That's what they say on the meat rack.

On the meat rack? No, it's not true.

Okay.

I'll give you that.

Wait a minute, before we do anything, I want you to listen to this.

It says, after a few moments he pulled me up from where I had been kneeling and

placed my cock in front of his mouth.

He then looked... You know, they always say that a picture is worth a thousand

words, but this book is so fantastic.

I mean, some of the things that they have in here, I mean... What is it

The images, huh?

What is it about? It's about... It's about... It's about images that, you

that people get involved in. I mean, things that you do, but the way they...

Before I make a mistake, everything that they put down here, it is so sexy, I

can't believe it. It's fabulous.

It's got all these things here and here that, you know, that... You can't...

Well, look at that.

Wow. Wow.

And... Does it got any gloomy pictures in there? Yeah, this one.

Nice. You ought to try that right now.

To do that? Yeah, do it.

take your clothes off and do it no could you get your legs back like that and

spread it yeah so your buttocks are pressed against the that's like crushed

velvet and just smashed down so that there's this great fantastic line

up go and try it joe i mean you can do it i could do it i could do it before i

got wounded i really could and uh i would like to see it wouldn't you

I can do it.

Well, do it, man.

I mean, I'd like to do it. I'd like to do anything.

Right about now.

Go ahead. Take your clothes off, man.

Hurry up.

I have about seven and a half steady head movement, and it didn't take long

for me to reach the point of no return. As I did, he took all of my tingling,

and I filled his hot mouth before I fell asleep.

I awake to find throbbing at my, I knew I couldn't handle it, so I tried.

He began to run his tongue between my firm cheeks.

He spread my cheeks, and I began to wiggle, and it was fast responding to

wild caresses. It didn't take long for him to moisten it enough to suit his

next. The pain was so bad that I thought I must be ripped open completely.

There he held me fast until my body got accustomed to its visit. He dragged his

black gnat out, and then he threw my legs over his shoulders, and he went

Slowly but surely, he worked out two bodies to the edge of the mattress.

It was wonderful.

I was now in such a state that I didn't notice we were being watched. I had

forgotten about the phone and gas company.

Hmm.

He was 24, 20, waited for the sun, and he decided, I still didn't know where

and he took, went open, only to find it was filled to the very fat.

I opened my eyes and started to behold, too well developed, there had been a lot

of weights lifted, the chest was free of hair, and I was completely spent and

fell asleep again. How did you like that story?

Okay.

You think it was too dirty?

I don't think I'll ever be the same.

Come here. I have to go.

Beautiful piece of shit. Get over here. I don't want to get a hold of you. I

have to go, man. Where are you going to go?

Not now.

You're teasing me. Come on.

You don't have to go. You stay all night with me. You can't treat me like this.

Dave. Listen, you keep slipping out all the time. You haven't been doing

anything. Are you still going with that chick?

I married her. You didn't marry her. You can't lie to me. I did marry her. As

gay as you are? As gay as I am, maybe.

Whatever.

You're not really going to marry her, are you? I married her.

I'm sorry.

It's just what I had to do at the time. You know, one of those things.

But, you know, well, I'm going to blow you.

And by the time we hitched, it was that maniac.

Wasn't he insane? Wasn't he insane? He had peyote.

He brought it, and he brought out three pretzels.

And he says, would you like some peyote?

He said, here's a pretzel. He said, look, honey. It was just really peyote.

he starts jerking off and says, well, this is peyote. Remember when he said, I

want to smell your bloomers? Yes. No, he says, what do you have under those

windows? Real psycho.

They really, they're all.

I went into them all the time. Every time they're going to the train station,

somebody's jerking off.

I said, what are you doing?

I said, I know some gangsters.

And I got the blame.

And at the time, Andrea went in this apartment and took this big piece of

this big.

And the guy said, well, you both are not leaving until I get my hash back.

And I said, look, I didn't take it.

How about the time when the guy gave us $500?

care of you, have someone look after you, give you money when you need it,

allowance. Someone gives me a quarter a week. Are you kidding?

It's worse to be married.

Oh,

well, that's besides the point.

She's really sick.

She feels psychotic.

But, you know, we're all little kids.

What did you do today?

What did you do?

Who's this?

I don't know.

What?

Well, this is my new girlfriend.

So you can go fuck off.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

What's your name?

Patty. And what else do you do?

Show.

This one you're talking about?

Yeah.

And you have to show me your body.

Did I have a scab on it?

No.

I have one on my leg already.

I didn't feel comfortable with that. Take it off. Take it all off.

Everything has to come off.

Don't break it off.

You don't have to dress me up.

You don't have to dress me up.

You don't have to dress me up.

Yeah! What did you do that you're so tired?

Yeah.

Oh,

but look, isn't this the cutest little bun you've ever seen? Is this the one

wanted to make for us?

Yeah.

He said it doesn't cost me anything.

You were too fast to jump in.

Where did you find him?

Him? In the street.

But where?

I mean, how did you do it? I don't understand why he got married.

I don't understand why either.

I don't know.

We all make our own little mistakes.

With him every day, you know, you might as well have a little change.

What? I know.

Same thing every day.

It is.

Besides, if you're together every day, it's tiring.

You know, the magic isn't there anymore.

It was there in the beginning.

Well, I think the best kind of marriage is when...

The two people don't live together.

Don't live together? Yeah.

What's the point of getting married?

Yeah, that's true.

Well, I think it should be like that with it. They just see each other every

once in a while.

Don't you?

Well, why not just not see each other when you don't want to instead of that?

You can always leave.

You don't get to pack up your bag and go.

Well, I've got to pack him in.

It's early. Why is he so tired?

Because he's so lazy.

There's nothing in his body that works.

It's just the blood doesn't flow.

Girls have energy.

That's true.

Vitality. Right. Do they think it is?

It's a birth control pill.

It's so much energy. It all leads back to that. That's all it is.

But it's the world gives you confidence.

It protects you.

I don't know why you get married.

Hello? Why did you get married?

To get out of school.

I hated school so much. Didn't you? Why?

I learned more out of school than I did in school.

I think I should have school up to the 8th grade just so I could learn the

basics. And it lets you decide whether or not you want to go to high school or

college. Exactly.

You know?

If it wasn't forced on you, you wouldn't, you know. You wouldn't enjoy

always absent, and I was always... Yeah, it's the same thing like me. I was

always instigated. I'd make the whole class get up in a blonde t -shirt and

Smith! I got expelled from Catholic school in the first grade.

None choked me in my time.

They're all frustrated old me.

Well, I don't know.

Why do they have to be all that? What?

I said, why do they have to be all that?

Because they just are.

They're so miserable after all those years doing the same thing from the

I don't know.

What makes you think they're miserable?

Well, I don't know. I couldn't do it. That's all I know.

I wouldn't be able to live that kind of a life.

I'm bored now.

I'm making you a convent.

I feel so bad, Joan.

Did you make any money today?

No. No?

Why not?

Hmm? Because you don't need it.

I need money.

Money. I see you just told me you didn't need it.

Everything you can get.

Okay. As much as possible. All right.

Okay? Okay.

I'll get something else.

Okay. Okay?

All right. All right.

Well? Well, why don't you get up and... Why are you bothering him?

You entertain.

Come on. You entertain me.

I'm tired now and I want to go to sleep, but I don't want to sleep over here.

There's something separating.

I want to sleep on the floor.

I know.