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Need to be in the Olympics.

Let's go, Mom. We're so close. Thank you for taking me to see Jeff's new

billboard. Jeff's huge.

Say cheese.

Will for three.

Okay, boy, don't be doing all of that now.

All right.

Guess it's time to go.

You have to go to work, right?

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

One second. Wait, turn it around.

I got it. There we go. Okay.

How about you and I watch the thorns from inside the stadium?

Good. I'm taking my baby to see his very first, yep, rubble game.

What?

Is this for real? I mean, unless you're busy.

Oh, baby.

It's okay.

Thank you so much.

I love you, Mom.

I love you too, Will.

Let's go, Mom. Come on. Oh,

it's right here. Right here. Come on.

Mom.

Welcome to the Grimm's house.

Are you ready?

Who is the goat? Who is the goat? Who is truly the goat?

Yeah, thinking that it happened overnight.

In it for the long haul fight committee.

Introducing Vineland's very own. the hometown hero, a five -time all -star,

Jet Fillmore! Yeah!

Let's go, Violet! Let's go, Jets!

Having a good tapwheel, baby?

That's gonna be me, Mom.

When I get big, I'm gonna be just like her.

It's the power of the mind. Your body's not tired.

You can take a break. Don't take a break.

Go. You got this.

Here you go.

I'm okay.

Hey, Will. Are you working out? Hey, Theo. You know it. Jeff Fillmore doesn't

take a day off, and neither do I. My dad said you can't play Roblox because

you're too strong.

Everyone says that, Theo. When I'm on the thorns, you'll be courtside, my

broden.

No rest for the ballers.

Hey, Will!

I hope you're not trying to sneak out without paying your rent.

Yeah, um, I'll get it to you as soon as you, uh... Fix those holes in the

ceiling. What holes?

Never go to work. Catch you later, Frank.

Good morning, Valet.

Whoever said that, be quiet, please.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Welcome back. Tonight, it's Jet Fillmore, the vet, taking on main

the champ, the goat to make start here.

Go Shivers!

Whoever is playing the Thorns, I don't care.

Gerald, I'm going to kick you out if you keep wearing the other team's jerseys.

Carol, I'm the ultimate hater. No pie for you.

She took my pie.

Thorns have broken his heart one too many times.

We've been fine, Gerald.

We never give up. We've always got hope. The Thorns?

You just need to draft your boy.

I'll turn things around real quick. So they're drafting delivery goats now?

Uh...

I need one to deliver food. About that, Miss Carol, can I get a raise? You want

a raise?

Tell the Thorns to win a few games so we can get the crowds back in here. I

remember when Jet was a rookie. This place used to be old. Before we realized

she was never going to win us a claw? Carol, can I have my pie back, please?

Keep talking. I'll cut you off from ice cream, too.

Be careful with these. Oh, got it.

Oh, Mo needs more coffee.

And the out -of -towners, they want their check.

How do you always do that?

me out every time. Hey, I'm a goat. I see everything.

Got you, Will.

Okay. See you later, Will.

Thorns are already down by 20. Oh, come on.

All right, let's do this.

He ordered a water. Water? It's food, too, bro. So, Hannah, how's Jack doing?

Maine's kind of working Jack tonight.

I hate to say it.

She might be washed.

You serious?

Jack can handle that one -trick pony.

Um, is his one trick being the best at roar ball? He's got the shooting, the

passing. He's your perfect pet.

Luxurious locks.

Maine is pretty much him.

Oh!

On her head.

Oh, yeah, that's not good.

No way.

Oh, there's already memes?

All poster child?

Now that's rough. Yeah, that was so not cool.

All right, I'm out. I'm gonna go train at the cage. What? You're not gonna

the game with us?

Nah, I gotta go while the cage is empty. Because after the game, you know it's

gonna fill up. Do not let Grizz catch you.

Oh, I won't.

Step back.

There's only five seconds left.

Paul goes to Harry. He's all alone.

Three, two, one.

What's going on here, folks?

They're resetting the clock?

Don't question it. He's got time for one more shot.

Three, two.

one day baby one day get

that weak sauce up out of here yo

what's your problem gris every day you're here every day i gotta kick you

mean what are the rules y 'all first off i'm not a small i'm a medium what

medium fries You will never make it in the world.

I mean, come on. Let me run.

I'm better than half of y 'all anyways.

Let me show you what I got.

Follow me.

Only thing you're running is off this court.

Now get out of here.

Whatever. Good night, Shirley.

You're in my house now.

And that's the game. Don't lose by 26.

Locked ticket, Jet.

Jet, Jet, Jet. Hey, can you sign this for me? Of course.

Anything for a fan.

There you go, kid.

Thanks, Jet.

Why can't you win a championship?

Retire already!

Jet! Jet! Jet! Jet! Jet!

Jet! Jet! Jet! Jet! Jet! Jet!

Jet! Jet! Jet! Jet! Jet!

Jet!

Grumpy cat.

At the game end, I stopped watching and punched myself in the face instead.

You think this is funny?

You're the team owner, Flo.

How am I supposed to win when you got me surrounded by head cases and has

-beens? Hey, I'm working on it. We don't even have a six -player, Flo.

But you got your hooves done. Listen here, Jet.

Free agents aren't free, okay?

So unless you have a sixth player in mind who can steal an arena and doesn't

want a big fat check, I'm going to get back to my mud bath, okay?

Oh, that is hogwash.

It's your job to figure it out. Trade players, sell the team. I don't care

you got to do. Just do it. Now.

Careful what you wish for.

Get out of the road, you medium!

Hello, William.

Hey, Frank, how are you? Would you happen to have that rent?

Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, right, right.

Frank, I got you. It's all right here.

I meant to give it to you today, actually. This is not actual money, this

of paper.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What about last month and the month before?

Frank! It's me.

Come on.

I just need a little more time.

You had time, Will.

I got cows to feed. I don't need one more.

Hey, Will. Hey, Will. Hey, Will.

Hey, Will. Hey, Will.

Hey, Will. Hey, Will.

Hey, Will. Hey, Will. Hey, Will.

You all still awake?

Hey, Will. Oh, what's up, Theo?

Did they let you play at the cage today? You know me. I'm working on it. That's

a lot of kids.

Indeed it is.

I'm sorry, kiddo.

Look, get me my rent money by tomorrow, or I gotta rent the room to somebody

else. Capisce?

Hey, kid, come on. Here we go, kid.

Whatever.

You need money? Well, you're in luck, because you can start earning up to 300

bucks per day. How? By trading crypto on big...

code crypto.

Frank, I'm pregnant again.

That's amazing, sweetheart.

You know, we needed another one of those.

I will.

You hoopin', we hoopin'. You shootin', I'm shootin'. That glass, we crashin'.

That pie, fantastic.

You better try them shoes up. Oh, check these out.

Violent green Fillmore 4s. In the flesh.

Jet wore these in the furball game.

Normally, these sell for around six, but I'll give it to you for five.

You're broke. But if I had no floors, I wouldn't look it. Yes, you would. It's

going to be okay.

Pristine upper mesh.

Hot laces.

Nutty. Nasty.

$250. $250?

How dare you? The disrespect.

Come on, Will. I can do installments. Yeah, yeah. That's great, Daryl. But my

landlord can't.

Okay. I can't watch this. So, $400?

240. It's going down.

230. Stop, please, please.

No way. You all are not going to believe this. Manny's at the cage, and he's

taking on our challengers.

So, we doing this or what?

Okay, fine.

All right, let's do it. Yo, you want to do something cool? No. Well, I'm going

to do it anyway.

Who's got neck?

Watch this.

Garbage.

I said, who's got neck?

I can't hear nothing.

Where y 'all at?

Who's got neck?

Hey, yo.

Checkbox.

Got a piece of flaming garbage.

This is the best violence got. I thought the cage is where raw ball was born.

Somebody got to answer me.

Who's got next? I got next.

Who said that?

Hey, nobody talks about jet and violin like that. Excuse me. Pardon. Hey, move

out the way.

I got next.

Check up. Wait, wait. A goat?

Thank you for the laugh, little dude. But why don't you just run on back to

kiddie pool or something? Get you an ice cream. But seriously, any takers?

Even if I put money on it? First the shoes, now your rent money? Yes, Will.

Commit. Oh, Mane. What are you going to do?

Let's go, 5 -9.

So this is all the great Vineland has to offer. A goat and some spare

change?

But you know what?

Mane doesn't touch smoke. So check her. Let's do it.

Everything counts as one.

First to three.

Your balls.

That's one.

I'd fight a pig for that.

Oh, so you do know how to pass.

You gonna guard me from all the way out there?

Let's go.

Looks like you're going to make me take my chains off.

Yeah, man, take it all off.

Oh, okay, I see. You're an outside shooter.

Now get past me.

Now we're playing for real.

This house is yours to leave.

This is my house.

Fool,

I wasn't helping you up.

I just wanted my cash.

I respect that. Hey, Will. Will, uh, I'm really sorry about my dad, but I want

you to know I believe in you.

Oh, oh, and I made you a sandwich.

Jack!

Oops. Air ball.

Sorry about that. Ah,

don't even worry about it. I'll still see you at the greenhouse when you're

playing for the Thorns.

Thanks, Theo.

I told you.

That video was crazy. That dude was gungling.

Hey. What's up, my man? There he is.

Thanks for letting me crash at your place. Oh, he brought your stuff.

Hey, throw it on the pile.

I still haven't cleaned. Okay, just pick a pile. They're all filthy.

Now quit your yapping and come check out what I've been cooking up.

This is gonna go viral.

You broke his ankles.

Yeah, and he broke my horn. Will, look.

You wanted footage of you playing against bigs, and you just went up

biggest, baddest in all of Roar Ball. You did that, Will.

Okay.

Well, I'm just gonna make this one live, because I think Daryl just farted.

I'll see you both later. I got a date.

Need a shave.

With who?

Oh, I didn't tell you. Your mom.

Oh, shoot.

Uh, she got you, bro. Okay, okay.

Wasn't even funny.

Hey, bro.

Wanna play some ROAR 2K?

Nah, I think I'm good.

Should probably call it a night, you know? No, sure thing.

Yeah, make yourself comfortable.

I'm gonna get on these sticks.

Hey,

Will! Hey, Will! Hi. Uh, not in this animal?

It's Will!

I'm sorry. That's okay. It's okay.

So if you know who's hating lies, then introduce me. Yo, who is the clown that

parked like that outside?

Everybody good?

Why y 'all not blinking?

That's me, sweetheart.

I'm the clown.

You're Florence Everson. You're the owner of the Thorns.

You can ignore all the voicemails, Mr. Harris, but looks like I found you

myself. She's been waiting for you without ordering anything.

Sipped.

You broke Maine's ankle so hard, I thought they were going to have to put

down. And the internet just loved it.

They love you.

Yo, that's crazy.

Oh, it gets crazier.

Well, maybe you haven't noticed, but the team is awful.

Oh, no, we trash.

We have the league's best player and no path to the clock. Again, small to

small, I believe you are exactly what Jets... And this team needs right now.

Goat. Sure.

But I think you might be a too hard unicorn.

Really? Yeah.

I'd like to make you an author.

We need a sixth player.

Drawing the thorns for the back half of the season.

Oh, my gosh.

Is it really? Is it finally happening? I just need you to sign here. Some

initials here. And you're officially a thorn. And a jet.

She signed off on this? In many ways, it was her idea.

Yeah. So what's it gonna be? Play for violence or stay here and bust my table?

Pen. Pen!

Pen! Someone give me a pen!

I don't have a pen. Ow!

Thank you.

Are you... H, where there's a will, there's a way!

Oh, congratulations, sweetie.

Who's the fancy pig?

I can't wait till they put you out to pasture, Chuck.

That's good. Well, but back to the question we ask every season. Can you be

goat without winning a championship?

What is that?

I feel for Fillmore. She's always been a great player, but father time catches

up with everyone.

Without me, they wouldn't have anything to talk about. All stats, no claws.

But you can't put all the blame on her. Anyone who's watched this team and

thinks Jets the biggest problem is blindness.

I am the all -time leading scorer in Roar history.

Speaking of the Thorns, we got some breaking news, Chuck.

The Violent Thorns have finally signed a sixth player. Looks like they're

probably getting jets somehow.

Yes. A crocodile?

No, no, no, no.

Bigger. A gorilla. Yes.

That's what I'm talking about. With exclusive interviews. We signed Roar

Very small.

A small what?

We got a little. A little a what?

Teeny. A what now?

Tiny. Come again?

Jefferson, you're signing a goat?

Have you lost your mind?

Okay, excuse me.

You're the one who asked for a team who could win the claw, and you didn't care

how.

Remember? Well, I care about this.

I can't play with a goat.

He's an embarrassment to the team. He's an embarrassment to the city. He's a...

He's sitting right there.

Hey.

You gotta be kidding me.

I couldn't even see him in the chair, Flo. How am I supposed to see him on the

cart? I'll be the goat in the thorn's jersey.

You feel me?

Uh -huh.

Look away, Flo. I'm just going to eat him. Yeah, I'm going to eat him with a

side of ranch dressing.

And we're going to act like none of this happened. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I do not

taste good.

I thought you said she do. It's my job to bend the truth, Will. Come on.

It's also my job to play the long game.

This is generating more attention than we have had in years.

You don't want him on the court, that's their call. But he stays on the roster.

Oh, you must have lost your mind.

Put your paw down.

You should be elated.

The stars have aligned perfectly.

Because the press is dying to meet Will.

Will, down. Get to you.

Oh, okay. And I want you to introduce him. No, not happening. Yes, you are.

They're actually waiting for you right downstairs.

So keep them tails up high, yeah?

Big smile.

Love you both. Now get out!

Jed, hey.

I just wanted you to know this is my dream come true.

I mean, to play with you like my favorite player of all time.

I know I'm not what you expected, but I've spent my whole life training for

moment. And if you just give me a shot... Look, kid.

I saw your little viral video.

Mane's baked you like a birthday cake.

Yeah, yeah. No, I'm going to enjoy watching the piranha eat you alive.

Dad! Dad! Over here! Dad! Dad! Dad! Over here!

Will! Will! Will!

Over here!

Let's get started.

Hardest questions first.

Will! Do you think going viral in a playground entails you to play

robo? Do you worry you'll let other smalls down? Aren't you just a shameless

publicity stunt to distract for another thorn's losing season? Are you actually

a ghost? Don't you just kind of suck?

Sorry, can you repeat the question? Hey, hey, one at a time, y 'all. This boy is

not even media trained, okay?

So, Will, how did it feel to be the first small ever to sign a professional

contract? Uh, to be honest with you...

It's all kind of surreal.

I mean, last night I was fighting off roaches at my best friend's crib, and

I'm playing for the Thorns.

You shouldn't have said that. Will, we are getting word that the roach

was pretty offended by your last comment. Would you care to issue an

Oh, gosh, no, no, no, no. Listen, that's not what I meant. I love roaches.

Live. Can we, uh, move on to the next question?

So, Will, you're not at all concerned about being hurt? Roar Ball takes its

on the toughest of beings. I imagine for as small it could be.

Uh, well... No, no, Will knows the risks.

Could he be clobbered?

Possibly.

Crushed? Perhaps.

Killed? Probably. But that's how much he loves the game.

He'd die for it.

Right, Will?

Right. What about me?

You worried about a rematch down the line? No, no way. We call this dude the

Horse Whisperer. Because he broke that Bronco's back, okay?

You know what he... He was telling me earlier he got a nickname for Maine. He

calls him My Little Pony.

I didn't say that. I didn't say that. And he also said that Maine definitely

ain't the goat.

And his hair is wacky, which I also agree with.

He's dead.

What are you doing to me? Last question. This one's for Jet. You're in year 15.

The team's bringing on a goat to solve its problems. Do you ever wonder if it's

time to hang it up?

I'm not hanging up anything, OK? I feel great right now, playing some of the

best ball of my career.

And please, I've played with every mutt this league has to offer. My only

concern is going out there and doing what I got to do to win the claw. And

nothing, and I mean nothing, is going to get in the way of that. Thank you.

Bagels on the third floor.

Uh, cool.

Uh,

I can... Okay, thank you.

Bye.

Coach Dennis, how do you plan on utilizing the goat in the rotation?

That's a great question.

Well... He's all yours. Hey, Jet, you got a second? I just wanted to go over

new players.

You heard me.

We'll do it later.

How you doing, kid? Dennis Cooper.

Pleased to meet you. Oh, I know you, Coach Dennis.

It's an honor. Coach is a strong word.

I'm more of an underpaid clipboard stand.

Whee! But... I keep trying. Let's get you suited up for the game. I'm ready to

play. Play?

Yes. No.

What? Nothing.

And here we are.

No way. The Thorns locker room?

Ah, yes.

Get dressed and come meet the team.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

This is crazy.

Oh.

Yo.

My name.

On a Thorns jersey.

Oh, wait.

Film Wars 13th?

Not

bad.

Right?

It's game night!

Welcome back to Regionally Organized Animal Roar Ball, the sport with the

wildest courts.

Galactite, sandstorms, cliffs, ice, fire, and vines! Tonight,

we're at the greenhouse, and the stadium is rocking for the first of three

straight home games. And no surprise, the smalls have shown up big for

Vineland's newest thorn.

Whoa, the canoodle camp is on!

Patrol whoo -hoo some bunnies in love looks like they're necking I

am

in

control. I know who I am. I am

I do not care about the opinions of others. I do not care what they're

about me. Online, right now, across multiple platforms, which I can check

to see what they're saying.

Phone! Phone!

Does anyone have a phone?

You're not even in Uniform.

Ha!

Tear away.

Listen,

I celebrate your creativity with the phone, but it's not okay to shoot Daddy

the face, okay?

Cute kids.

Yeah, I know, right?

Don't look now, but there's a baby goat walking towards us with a weird smile on

his face.

I'm Will Harris, ready to help the team win however I can.

A brilliant snake.

Let me just unhinge my jaw.

Please, please, don't eat me, don't eat me. It's a viral kid.

No, he went viral.

Weird. I like it.

Ben, I'm not doing your little dance, Moto.

I kind of like it.

Cross the heart, cross the heart, cross the heart. What's with the egg?

Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. Don't let them control you.

It's really loud in here, right?

Hey, Jet, do you... Think I'll get some playing time tonight?

Introducing your newest thorn.

Coming in at a hot 5 feet 7 inches from South Vineland, the main

slayer himself.

Underwhelming footsteps.

Chalk you, Chalk Rusty. And yes, that was a bat joke. Yeah, Will!

That's Will, right?

He kind of looks like a gerbil. Do you think Will's going to play? I hope not,

or we're going to watch that kid die on live TV. Gerald!

Hey, coach, where do you think I might get in? Just study the playbook, kid.

Once there was a play called Eagle 24.

Oh, I like this one.

Anyone tired?

I could sub in. I could take a break. No.

You're going to be playing in the next game.

Trust me.

We need a bucket here. Moto, hang out on the perimeter. Face the floor. Do your

thing. I always do.

I actually noticed that the moose always dries right. So if you just shoot the

defense over it, who wants an occasionally brave... Oh, oh, I do.

Tomorrow, history will be made.

And I mean it this time.

Pick it up, Archie.

I got water, towels.

Emotional support? I'm covered. Three tough losses in a row for the Violent

Thorns. And now they'll hit the road with a goat who's yet to see a dime of

playing time.

No days off.

Am I right? No, no, no. Nope. This is a private practice session. Hey, watch

this. From the logo.

Nothing but net.

Hmm. Like a shot.

Hmm. Maybe.

Fake shot.

Should I play the lottery?

I'm feeling good today.

Why are you here, kid?

I want some playing time.

Not happening. Let's go for it. Or are you scared you're going to lose to a

All right.

Bet. Top of the stand, hook shot off the glass, spin around the rim, in.

Jet from downtown.

Did it.

Easy. Move the line, in.

I'm hard over here.

Yeah, baby.

What else you got? Off the top, in.

I'm playing from the light.

Easy.

Oh, you are mine now.

From the tunnel, over the backboard, nothing but net. All right? If I hit

one, you have to give me playing time.

Huh? Okay, yeah. Okay.

Pack it up.

We gotta fly.

Lane leaves in 30. Crazy!

Crazy!

Crazy! Crazy!

Crazy!

Crazy!

Crazy! Crazy! Crazy!

Crazy! Crazy!

Crazy! Crazy! Crazy! Crazy! Crazy! Crazy! Crazy!

Crazy! Crazy! Crazy! Crazy! Crazy! Crazy! Crazy! Crazy! Crazy! Crazy!

Crazy! Crazy! Crazy! Crazy!

Crazy!

Auntie Olivia has a condition called flightless bird syndrome.

Aw, Auntie Olivia can't fly.

Well, we can.

No, no, that's a nonsense, girl.

At least the bags are comfy.

Hey, Lenny, is this seat taken?

Yep. By who?

By me.

Ooh, that's good.

You really trying to body shame me for needing two seats?

Sorry, my bad. Hey, Modo. Is this seat taken?

Technically speaking, no.

What the? Ew!

Oh, that's just my skin.

I'm molded.

Okay.

There you go.

Judd! Hey.

So, we're shooting around with the kid. Judd. He's good, huh?

My mama can make those shots. Okay.

Doesn't mean he can play. Hey.

Hey, Jess.

I made it.

Hey, everyone, a round of applause.

Will made it. Oh, spicy.

Is following me around being annoying your full -time job?

You have to open it. The nuts, they're inside the can.

Wait, so the can isn't the food?

Bane dropped it.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Bane?

I just dropped a diss track about Ghost Boy!

Oh, oh, Lydia, put it on the big screen.

Wait, Lydia! You got it, Miss Lady Girl. Moto's still sleeping!

Actually, I'm wide awake. I am here for this!

Let's go!

Oh, yeah, let's hear that one. Oh, no. Oh, yeah. No, please, no, no, no.

You're not ready.

Main TV!

You know what's in my cup. I know you think you're all bad.

Oh,

that is a banger!

The lyrics are kind of mid.

This is where I want to be at. What is that? I've never... This could be in a

room.

Yeah, baby.

We're chilling in the...

Hey, look who it is. Yo, hold up, hold up, hold up. You guys ain't going to

believe this place.

Yo, bros, bros, we got a 95 -inch TV in the living room. You see that? All

right. TV on the toilet. Even has a remote.

Unsanitary, but it's cool.

Stop, stop, stop, stop. Back to it, back to it. And last but not least, TV in

the minibar.

Oh, Joe.

What's up with the floor seats?

You said courtside? Well.

You know, with the way things have been going, I mean, we'll be on the team in a

week. I mean, I'll try to find you some tickets.

Are you kidding me, bro?

What do you mean if you're going to be on the team next week? You're on the

actual thorn. Ain't nobody kicking our boy off the team. Nope.

All right, that's it.

I need to hear it. Hear what? Oh, you know what.

What? Oh, come on. Dude.

Bye.

to play tomorrow.

Keep it down. Uh, Jet, Jet. What?

Um, I was hoping, up to you, I could get a little playing time.

Huh? No, that's all.

Just a little time on the court?

Aw, kiddo.

All you had to do with that.

Really?

And we're back at the Sun... City K, where stalactites are

falling from the ceiling and the thorns are at risk of falling out of playoff

contention.

Number three. Now you blow the whistle? One more word and

it's a technical.

Why don't you take that whistle and stick it right up your cloaca?

Did she just say cloaca? Can you say that on TV? Well, it's as close as you

get to saying butter.

I could have come back.

I could have won this one.

Get up.

This feels bad. What are you waiting for?

Oh, my gosh.

You're putting me in? You think I want to? I don't have a choice.

Otherwise, we forfeit the game.

They're putting in will? They're putting in will.

What? Hey, it's bedtime.

I thought I told you kids to... Things are starting to get ugly for the Thorns.

You are the authority on ugly, Chuck.

You screwed over. I gotta watch this. Just remember, an opportunity like this

fleeting, but public humiliation, that lives forever. Really?

That's your pep talk? What?

Oh, I haven't coached in a while. I'm sorry. I'm a little out of practice.

it says that. The whole planet's watching.

Oh, that's worse. Don't listen to me.

What a beautiful moment. The first small to play in Roar. Yo, are you guarding

me? Or my shoelace? I knew Jersey shrunk in the wash, but I didn't know the

players did, too.

You're going to end up roadkill, kid.

Yo, RG, big love. Big love. Hey, coach, good looking out.

Archie with a big block. I got it, I got it. And Lenny recovers.

Will Harris is heading down the court. Lenny, hey, hey, come over here.

Lenny looking for somebody, anyone who's got to go. Nowhere to go but Harris.

Lenny really doesn't want to follow that path.

Let go.

upset the little goat?

Who wants goat tears?

Goat tears. You'll be crying. Goat tears. Goat tears. What? Oh, come on.

Quill, run Eagle 24.

George, let's huddle up. What do we do?

What are we going to do? Coach wants us to run Eagle 24.

We on all the play? No. I do. I've eaten 24 eagles. Excuse me, what?

Okay, Lenny, it's just you and me. I'm feeling something. I can't even describe

it. It's like I'm jittery. Yeah, that's adrenaline.

I kind of like it. Put the ball in play, or I'm calling a delay of game. Okay.

Let's do this.

Well, whatever play you want, though. I'm locking you down.

Come on, kid.

Oh, but he came up big!

Yeah!

I'm so happy. I could have cried.

Come on, Gil. Let me see you.

Not a catchphrase. Get off my cloaca, Chuck.

Whatever.

Whatever. I mean, I scored 33.

Who's keeping track?

What?

Is it lame to search yourself?

It is. I know I can't help myself.

Yo, go. Nice work tonight.

You want to join?

Who? Me? Come on. Get to know your teammates a little. You don't bite.

Well. Moto does sometimes.

Just get in here. Rook standing in olive branch.

Well, I am grabbing that olive branch.

All right, Antio.

Don't be shy now, Rook. Shy?

This kid's got ice in his veins, rain and trees.

There's just one tree.

Honestly, when Jack crashed out of the game, I thought I was over.

Oh, for sure. But the goat came through. My God. I didn't even need my bucket

tonight. This is so...

Should we ask Jet to play? Hey!

Trying to ruin the one piece of fun we got? We won without Jet.

First time to leave her actually talking like this. She could be listening.

What? Why?

When we win, she likes to be the one that won the win.

She's a winner.

And she's going to get us to the playoffs.

We got lucky for one game left.

Let's not go mad. I appreciate the optimism, but look at this team. We got

Dennis at the helm. I think he dies when he sleeps.

Me? No, I'm just trying to focus on my sweet baby angels.

That is delightful.

Oh, my gosh. Everybody just sees me as a tall, rebound robot.

At a certain point, I just checked out.

I started finding other ways to be creative.

Lenny is a rapper.

Stop trying to put me on front street.

You know it's nothing I take too seriously.

Okay,

maybe I take it a little seriously.

And I'm a bust.

Maybe the biggest in raw history.

Come on now, Liv. That ain't true.

It is. You can say it.

What else do you call a number one pick? His biggest name to fame is being on

someone else's poster.

Olivia? Listen, point is, this squad is a bunch of head cases, has -beens,

whatever the heck Modo is.

Modo is iconic.

All right, Care Bear, bets are in. What you got?

I fold.

I fold.

Ha -ha! Uno!

Rebels.

Yeah,

they're the absolute worst.

Oh, hi.

Oh, hi. Hey. Oh, hey, boss.

I be glad.

Oh, hi, Moto.

Anyways, great team win last night.

The socials are blowing up, and I've got some exciting news.

Hey, is Jet there? Jet?

What? Jet? What?

Jet? Oh, hi.

You know that Jet promo tomorrow?

Well, now you're all gonna be in it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, this is dope.

In

Vineland,

our roots run deep.

Vineland didn't just invent the game of Roar Ball.

We define it.

No one gets by me in the lane. I don't play the long game. I play the tall

Can't catch me on a fast break.

I make you feel weird.

And you're not sure why.

And I'm the best in the game.

It's the end of one era and the beginning of another.

It's my time now. And now it's time to pass the torch to the new group.

I'm sorry,

I can't. I can't. My body is rejecting the word. You know what? Let's just take

five. Jack, baby, what's the problem?

The problem is I'm the goat. I'm not passing the torch because I'm still

playing.

Just a promo. It's a playing word.

He's a goat but also wants to be the goat.

Just say the lines.

Are we all okay with this? Now I want to see you show a pause. Raise them up.

I'm unstoppable,

big thing.

And I think there is a power struggle happening.

End of one era and the beginning of another. That's even better. It's my

difference between figurative and literal.

It's a double goat meaning.

I don't care. I'm not saying it. And he's not saying it either. And y 'all

even think about saying it. Copy? Vineland didn't just invent the game of

Ball. We define it. I just want to be a good dad.

I just want to blow minds with thick rice.

Whoever means my beak, you will be hearing from my lawyer. I don't even

rules of Roar Ball. I'm the goat. Always have been. Always will be. Not some

little goat guy.

It's a single minute.

Cut, cut. Look, since you're not going to say the line, why don't you just give

us a little battle? Oh, I am not saying that. Why do I bother you so much?

You just got here, son. Who even are you? I'm the one who stepped up when you

fouled out. We finally won, and you weren't even on the court.

Now I feel weird.

Is this how I make everyone feel?

You know what, superstar?

This looks like it's your promo now.

I'm out of here.

Yeah. We left Belen to you.

Jed, wait. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to. I didn't sign up for that, all right?

Come on, Jed.

It's just a promo.

It gets fans hyped for our game. But it's not.

It's how everyone treats me.

They all want me to pass to George, but I'm not done.

I'm still here. I'm still playing.

We're still waiting on that clock, Bill Moore.

You're better off on the beach. What?

I just want my car. Where is my driver?

Follow me.

This way.

I've never broken the law before. I feel so alive.

I actually paid for both of our rides. I just wanted to see you sweat.

So messed up back there.

I mean, they act like you've been losing forever.

I don't know what's wrong with them, but I remember the furball game. That was

amazing. You scored 70 points. Well, you know why they call it the furball game,

right?

Because I choked.

I missed the last shot.

I didn't make the claw.

Ever since then, violence got no love for Jet Fillmore.

No love for Jet Fillmore?

You're seriously going to listen to a couple of haters?

Where's the laugh? Even I get it.

Next stop, Vineland City Center.

Okay, get up. We're getting off right here.

You come to pick up some extra shit?

See, you got jokes.

Come back empty -handed?

You said you'd give me Jet Fillmore's autograph.

What's up, y 'all? Jett says she never tried the pie, so I figured we'd pull

Whoa.

Not bad, huh?

Wait, is that my high school jersey?

Dang, y 'all are some crazy stalkers.

What do we have here?

No way.

Is that you?

Hey, you want to meet the others?

My grandpappy came here from afar to help build the greenhouse.

Yeah, that little me right there in my diaper.

Wow. We're going to name our baby after you, Jet. We're hoping she'll grow up to

be just like you. Aw, cute.

Check this out. When I move my shoulders, it looks like you're dunking.

yeah.

It definitely looks like I am doing...

Something.

Okay, so we're down by two, right? I'm nauseous. It's like every time I go to

open my mouth, it's like, oh, here it comes. I can't even see straight. I knew

it. I knew it. I could tell something was off. How did you get so sick?

Look, I'm not going to say it's true, but I will say the delivery guy was

wearing a magma jersey.

Winky dink, you decide.

Drum roll, please.

Right, right. I told you.

Oh, snap.

The Fillmore ones?

Where did you get these? A collector never reveals her secrets.

Just kidding. I got them from the store when they came out. I've been looking

everywhere for these. Okay, how much do you want for them? Are you kidding me?

Your money's no good here. They're your shoe.

Just take them. No, no, no, no, no.

Just bring back a claw.

Deal.

Later,

y 'all.

How did you know about that spot?

I go there for the pie.

It delivers every time.

Oh.

You were the delivery boy. Yeah, yeah.

Was that a little too obvious?

Okay.

I mean, the real reason I know the diner is because my mom used to work there.

She was a huge Thorns fan.

This way every year.

Happy birthday.

Baby, you know you can wish for anything.

So dream big.

You're not just going to play rural ball.

You're going to change the game.

Dream big.

Then she got sick.

And Violin stepped up for me.

Roar ball was where I went to get out of my head and just play, you know?

And everyone thought I was trippin'. When I said I wanted to be a roar ball

player, everybody, except for my mom.

And I want her to be right.

You got a lot of good folks behind you.

So do you.

See you at practice, Mom.

Hey, yo, it's Maine season.

Oh, no.

Here we go.

Someone need to shut this clown up once

and for all.

Fillmore. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Maine is on live with Jet. What? Let me see that.

No way, Broden. You know what? I'm just surprised you even know how to use your

phone for anything other than reading the menu with the flashlight.

I'm surprised you can talk with teeth like that. Your tongue over there

like it's been jaded.

Let me out. Let me out. Oh, Jet's got bars.

I've been in the league five years. Already got two claws.

How many claws you got? Nine.

Well, that's about to change. I don't know if he's our last game, but Will is

shooting straight fire.

Archie's a beast. Well, if you got her confidence back, Lenny's a stopper. And

Motto is an icon.

The Thor's about to win our next eight games. And then, yeah, we're coming for

the claw.

That's crazy. Only thing crazy is that Clydesdale hair that you got thrown into

your head. Yeah, the textures don't match.

Don't diss the hair.

You know I get sensitive.

Wait till I get off this live. You know what? I hope you make a run so I can

wreck you just like I wrecked that baby goat at the cage. Until then, keep

willing the thorns at your mouth.

These roots run deep.

Fillmore, out.

You said some pretty nice stuff about us.

I'm wondering why.

Are you feeling okay?

It's the first time I've been tagged with something that didn't make me cry.

I don't trust it.

Did you mean it?

Look, I meant every word that I said.

I really do need y 'all. And it's time I finally acknowledge that I've got some

really good folks behind me.

Yeah!

To show you how serious I am?

I'm ready to shake some things up.

I'm officially naming Dennis the new head coach of the Thorns.

But I'm already head coach.

I know, but now it's like for real this time. You're going to be head coach,

only coach.

The team is yours, Dennis.

Let's go, baby!

Give it up! My therapist said this day would never come.

Just give me a second.

Dennis, get it together. Get it together!

Get it together!

I've been watching, learning, waiting for this day.

I'm scared.

We like it. We are going to rip the heart out of this league and make them

at it. Nice.

Welcome to Dennis' world!

Archie, you don't have to worry about your little girls growing up with

tendencies.

They've gone full tilt 365 days a year psychopath.

Actually, it's 364.

We'll take Christmas off.

Stop thinking of yourself as an enforcer. You're a protector.

Your teammates are like your daughters, too.

Protect them! Hands off my beautiful daughter!

Don't look at her, Archie. Wait, what did you just call me?

Lenny, team after team used you for your height and threw you away. So, you lost

your drive.

Ten teams in ten years, coach.

Well, this team has your back! So stick... your neck out for them. Now

roof off this mother!

Hey!

Nice one, Liz! That's my squad!

That's my squad!

Ooh, I kind of like that.

Olivia! One second.

I'm... Seriously, give me your phone. Oh, no. You are never seeing it again.

Another phone?

Where are you getting all these phones?

Olivia, get your head out of the phone and into the game.

You were drafted number one for a reason. The only thing holding you back

you. You are still that bird.

I am that bird.

Well, Jeff, I'm going to coach the scat out of you.

Jet, remember these three words.

At the ball.

Let the ball go?

Jet. You mean share with the others?

I don't think this lesson is for me. Trust your team.

Open. Jet, pass the ball.

It's harder than it looks. I'm open.

that the kid throws your way. And you, that's 12 feet of grizzly.

Figure it out.

Block.

Block.

Block.

Boom. Block.

Well, you've got to find a way to get your shot over him.

And, Moto? Wait, wait.

Stay with your mind.

Message.

Received. If you do all this, You'll be more than a team. You'll be a unit.

Undoppable.

Goat tears is whack, and I can't let it stand.

So, well, I prepared a little something to say thank you for pushing us this

far.

That's my squad. That's my squad. There you go, Miss Fillmore. Can I get a

picture? Hey, hey, shout out to my squad. Don't mean to alley -oop. I'm

at the top. No way.

Nice to meet you, Theo.

And this is for your dad. Oh, no. Reverse.

Oh, no.

Oh,

no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh,

no.

Thorns have really found their groove.

And is it me, or is Moto looking different these days? Oh, yeah, he's a

trap. Go along for my skin.

Oh, marry me.

The Thorns punch their ticket to the Roar 4 and are heading to the playoffs.

What a turnaround, Chuck.

If I were made, I'd be shaking in my horseshoes because the Thorns are coming

for them.

Do we have a deal?

Good.

Coach Dennis, how about a comment on this team's epic turnaround?

How's it feel, Dennis? It feels like victory!

Okay, didn't know an ostrich could get that fly.

I see you, Olivia.

You know what they say.

Birds of a feather look fly together.

Archie's a whole vibe.

Yeah, buddy.

I look good.

And I play good.

You won't go with any more of a snack. You need a skill. Love it.

Love it.

I'll be right back.

Anyone know where Jet is?

I'll go get her.

are relocating to Suckin' City. I'm sorry, what?

You're joking.

Oh, I never joke about money, honey.

I brought Will on to this team to put butts in C.

But I didn't expect for you to actually win.

I'm selling while forgetting school.

What's gonna happen to the team? Oh, they're all gone, sweetie.

Cleaning house.

And as for you...

I made sure the new owners knew all about your worn -out body.

And surprise, surprise!

They weren't about to waste money on an old, broken -down player who's

never gonna win a claw.

Oh, and tell the team to clean out their lockers after y 'all lose.

Enjoy your early retirement, Jet.

Good luck out there tonight.

Jess. Flo sold the thorns? You listening in on my conversations now? You need to

go tell the team. No, we'll tell them after the game. If we tell them now,

they'll fall apart.

This affects all of us. Whatever's coming, we gotta face it together. Who's

captain here? You or me? Jess. After the game.

Welcome to the cryosphere tonight.

The shivers face the thorns in the semi -final game. The winner marches

triumphantly to the finals to battle for a championship and eternal glory.

The loser vanished to the cold void of history.

This is not just a game. It is a reckoning.

Lenny, are you trying to get traded?

Hey, hey, Jet, you good? Focus on the game.

Don't worry about it. We'll get the next one.

Olivia!

Next time you think about shooting, don't.

I'm sorry, Jack.

And that's the hat.

Maybe we should tell him now.

After the game.

Don't hurt yourself, Grandma.

Catch!

Thorns are down by 15 late in the fourth quarter. It is not looking good for

their playoff home.

What is going on out there?

Chet, tell them. They need to know. What did I say? Flo sold the team to Sunken

City. None of us are going with it. Did she even do that? Is that even allowed?

We were playing well. We just started jealous. She sold our team?

Really? Not that far.

Broke it. Broke it.

Never gonna win at all.

Chuck, get me the ball. I'm not going out like this.

Don't you mean we?

I know that look.

Hey, what do you think you're doing?

That's two thorns down by ten. Come on.

You got it, Tia.

We've seen this before, Rusty. It's the Jet Fillmore Show now.

Jet with the pull -up. Thorns down eight.

Heads up.

That deficit is cut to five.

It's a one -point game.

You used to be my favorite player.

Until today.

What a turn of events.

The Thorns have a shot at the claw.

But Violent has lost their team.

I'll tell you, Rusty, I would hate to be a Thorns fan right about now.

There is freedom within.

There is freedom without.

Try to catch the devil's in a paper cup.

But you'll never see the end of the road

possessions are causing me suspicion but there's no proof in the

paper today there's a poor end of it but you turn right over to the tv

page

Yo, shouldn't you be getting ready to face the magma? Did you not watch the

game? I don't think Jet wants to play with us anymore.

I'm willing to bet she does.

Hey, can we talk?

I'm busy.

No, he's not. Come on, come on, give me the ball. No, not happening. My ball

now.

I came to say I'm sorry.

Okay, well, you did it, so... Please, just hear me out.

I want to win.

I want to hold up that claw and feel what it's like to be one of the greats.

When Flo said all that stuff about me being washed up, it just got in my

head. And I couldn't let it go because deep down, deep, deep down, I'm scared

she's right.

And I just panicked.

And I did you all so dirty. And I'm so...

Sorry. You know, I really thought that if I was holding a claw at the end of

day, it wouldn't matter how I got it.

But when you think about it, that's kind of all that matters.

That was a really good apology.

But you know, you still owe the diner a claw.

It's gonna be hard to win without a team. I might know a few folk.

Oh, thank God.

You guys are crazy.

Get me out of here quick.

Start the car.

Yo.

Stop, Olivia.

Come on.

We've got a game to win. Yeah.

This is what dreams are made of, Rusty! Teams become champions, players become

legends!

Let's go!

This is the best day of my life! I can feel myself getting invested.

Who cares?

I'm here for it! Break my heart, kiddo!

Come on, Will!

Let's go!

Go, Go, Go, Go!

Finally, answer the question. Who is the goat? One, two, three. And

here we go, Chuck.

Unbelievable. Mayne and Tristan get the tip over Lenny.

Mayne's thrills went home, sending a strong message to the thorn.

You're too small.

Come on, Will.

Show them who's too small.

Eyes on me.

Jet with the sweep pass.

George responds.

As the first quarter comes to a close, it's still anyone's game.

We should be frying these fools.

Take them out if you have to, but hold on to that lead.

Today! Will, watch out!

Ow! Hard hit on jet! No foul call!

What?

Oh, no.

This injury could take you out permanently if you put any more weight

leg.

I'm sorry, y 'all.

for you to get hurt? Hey, hey, it's not your fault.

But I think I'm done.

What are we gonna do?

We can't win without Jet. What?

Oh, we're all thinking it.

Look.

Roots run deep.

That's more than just a cheer.

You guys have no idea what you mean to this city.

My mom told me to dream big.

And for Violent, there is no dream bigger than bringing home a claw.

This might be the last time Violent Thorns ever play. And we ain't gonna go

like this. Yeah, you heard the rook.

Let's dream big.

A well -deserved standing ovation for the legendary Jet Fillmore.

Jet! Jet!

Jet! Jet!

Welcome back, Goof.

Ajee!

Harris is on a pair.

The thorns are all tied up.

I got this.

I am that bird. I am that bird.

He can fly! I can fly!

He can fly?

Olivia Burke just posterized!

Oxygen's flying!

These are the thorns we can't deceive!

Look who's the poster child now.

Time out, magma.

Oh, word of advice, stay off social media.

We gotta turn this around.

Now! Where my maniacs at?

Uh -oh, I think we've got some seismic activity!

Just listen to that crowd!

They're going crazy!

Archers, crap! No way out! I know the feeling, Rusty.

Whoa! And up goes Lenny!

Check chance, baby, now!

Ooh, hardball by me!

What was that?

The zebra and the horse are working together.

Come on, that's a foul!

Really? Oh, that's how you want to win? Huh? What you gonna do about it, small?

Hey!

Keep your hooves off my teammates.

Get him, Daddy.

Make him bleed.

That's not what you want to see. Beat for yourself.

Plagary 2, number 34, ejected. Are you kidding me? Mane started it. Where's his

foul? Cry about it. The rules state Thorns need five players or they

Hit me again.

Okay, okay. I haven't played since my rec league days, but get the cut.

me in coach i got a game to win jet

you can barely walk no we can't let you do this just make it worse you think

they bought it oh um i do i think we have about three seconds before they

on that's all we need y 'all ready trying to run a play like this all

some hothead kept interrupting me that's a great play yeah it was worth the wait

The Thorns are down by two with 20 seconds on the clock. Jet's going to lay

all on the line.

What a competitor.

Listen to double team her. Triple team her if you have to. Do not let that out

of your sight.

Jet's fighting an injury. The court is unstable.

Do you still want her taking the final shot? With fire and brimstone bringing

judgment and wrath to us all, I want Kilmore!

I love this game, and I love you, Rushie!

Pretty cool, right?

Let

me

help you up

on fire. What?

Oh, no, no. Not the hair.

Will! Yeah?

We're champions, baby. We did it. We actually did it. No, you did it.

Looks like moms was right.

You okay? I'm fine. I'm fine. I just can't feel my legs, but I'm a champion,

baby.

Never thought I'd see the day Jed Fillmore passed the ball. Security!

Hold up, sucker.

Playtime? Should we destroy?

Destroy! Do you know who I am?

Hey, you were right about Will.

He's a great addition to the team. My piglets.

Introducing your...

That goat.

I

don't

even know what to say right now.

This is crazy.

Oh, wow.

Um, I mean, I saw Jet play when I was just a

kid.

And I told my mom, I said,

I'm gonna be just like her.

And you know what's crazy?

My mom actually believed it.

She always seemed to know those kinds of things, you know?

Like, she always knew that even if she couldn't be here for me, finally would

be. You delivered for me.

Well done. Change the game.

And you always had my back.

And you inspired me.

We'll be champions forever!

Moldo has something to say.

Thorns stain in white land.

Moldo is the owner.

Wait, how?

All in. All in.

Let me take a look at that. You're giving this freak lizard the team?

Well, this is actually legit.

Moto's my boss.

That's not good.

Moto.

Bruce Bundy! Bruce Bundy! Bruce Bundy! Bruce Bundy!

I never thought that I would see the day I could stay.

I'm good.

I'm good. I'm good with that old temptation.

All the people on the way, they tried to break me. The time I lost that I tossed

out that hourglass.

Right now, I ain't thinking about none of that.

Made amends with the friends that did me wrong.

Let go of all the hurt I was holding on.

Took the cards I was dealt and started playing right.

He found me in the dark.

I was fighting, chasing all of my lows with the wrong high goal.

Now I'm singing me a brand new song.

I feel breathing.

So I'm singing me a brand new song.