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Nice to meet you.

Katie. Brian.

Hey,

don't be shy. Come on in, guys. Come on.

Close the door.

Okay.

Can you put some clothes on, please?

What the hell?

Oh, well, we're having a family photo shoot today.

We're really excited about this. We've been waiting to do this a long time.

Well,

to be honest, I didn't know this was going to be a nude shoot.

Oh, well, you know, after 30 years of marriage, we just kind of want to

things up a little bit.

Well, make yourselves comfortable, I suppose.

Yeah. And, uh,

Samantha, if you could just lift your leg.

Oh, I'm not done. Oh, God.

Great.

Flynn, Katie, uh...

Why don't you hop in on one?

Me?

Come on. I mean, yeah, sure.

What? Come on. It'll make for a great story. Who cares?

But this isn't a story, Katie. This is my life.

Every single girlfriend I bring home to them leaves me for their shit.

Every single girlfriend?

Why are you even bringing up your girlfriends? What the fuck?

Okay,

well, I'm staying.

So, you can leave.

Um,

I mean

I'm down.

I mean, does it come off over the top then? Is that easier?

Yeah, it could, but I don't really have anything under.

That's okay.

Look. Well, I guess if I'll be a part of the family, why not?

Let's all be a part of the family.

Okay.

Yeah, it's definitely very hot.

You guys are great.

Yeah, hold it there.

Nice.

I have a good idea.

Do you like a little more romantic?

Like you behind her and I'm laying back? Exactly. Let's try that one. Okay, so

you're facing this way. Okay.

And up on your knees.

Oh.

Okay. And come down this way.

Towards your face?

Kind of.

Yes.

Yes.

Right here? Right.

That's amazing.

Okay.

Should I smile? Yes. Smile for the camera, please.

That's it. Hold it there, guys.

Yeah, you're great.

I don't know. Let's do a... A double blowjob.

Exactly. Were you thinking that? Yeah, I was thinking that exactly. Right. Let's

try that.

Double blowjob? No, it's just for the picture.

Oh, right. The positioning.

Cool. Okay, cool.

So... And

say cheese.

That's it. What is that?

Great. Yeah,

this one's going to make a great Christmas card.

Yes. Perfect.

Thank you,

baby.

I'm so distracted.

I want you to give her all that attention.

Before you guys did that position, you wanted to give me practice. What are you

talking about?

Here, let's take these off. I think it'll look better for the shoot. Yeah, I

think so too.

Yeah, that would all match.

Yes,

that's really good.

Yeah, you're such an expert at that.

Yeah, take that. Uh -huh. Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah. It's back on it. It's okay. There you go.

Yes.

You'll be able to see the pictures there. Oh, yeah. Do you want to show me

pose? Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Should we smile?

Wait, wait, wait.

That's so good, honey.

God, that feels so good.

Everyone smile.

Are those photos coming up?

Yeah? Okay.

You're welcome.

I'm with you right now.

Oh,

I'm almost in the wrong hall.

You're going to have to teach me. On one day.

Baby, do you feel that?

It seems like there's going to be an anal date.

Feel it, baby.

I want to rest it on my face.

Oh.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Fuck.

I want you to get her doggy face in the way.

I want you to get on top of her.

We're getting acrobatic.

Is this going to look good, do you think?

Yeah, okay.

Up there.

That's what I've always wanted to see.

Thank you.

Don't forget to smile at the camera.

Should we get a photo of this as well?

Yeah, come on, camera.