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hello it's nice to see you all here now

has the more perceptive of you probably

realized by now this is hell the devil

goodie but you can call me Toby

if you like we we try to keep things

informal yeah as well as infernal that's

just my little joke now you're all here

for eternity

howdy need tell you is a heck of a long

time you'll all get to know each other

pretty well by the end but for now I'm

going to have to divide you up into

groups that's okay can you hear me at

the rack well if you'd stop screaming

that would help okay

now murderers murderers

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thank you very much indeed looters and

pillages over here please

fees if you could join us and lawyers

yes there's 20 of room if the hedge fund

managers would just move along

again fornicators if you could step

forward my god there are a lot of you

you're down here but first if you could

form a queue in front of that small

guillotine

thank you very much indeed the French

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parfait

and the Americans I'm sorry about this

apparently God had little falling-out

with your founding fathers and damned

the entire nation in perpetuity

he sends particular condolences to the

Mormons put in an awful lot of work man

if you just like to come down here yes

if you just like to keep clear of that

big space there we're reserving for a

mr. Trump

a Fiat yes you must be feeling a ride

bunch of nitwits

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and everyone who saw Monty Python's Life

of Brian

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I'm sorry turns out God can't take a

joke after their good and christians

christians yes I'm sorry I'm afraid the

Jews were right

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right well that's about it are there any

questions yes no I'm afraid we don't

have any toilets I don't know if you

read your Bible but I'm afraid it's

damnation without relief if you didn't

get before you came then I'm afraid

you're not going to enjoy yourself very

much but then I believe that's the idea

okay well look I'll see you all later at

the barbecue on the barbecue and

generally I just hope that you all have

a terrible time I'd like to leave you

actually with another little joke of my

I only know two jokes informal infernal

and this is knock knock who's there

death death

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